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Halt!
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Don't touch
That beverage.
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Ha, watch me.
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But, carl,
I hold in my hands
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The next leap forward
In modern refrigeration.
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New from urkelco,
It's ice cubes in a can.
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Steve, what drives you
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To create these useless
Inventions?
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A childhood devoid
Of human contact.
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Ahh.
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Now observe.
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This handy dandy can
Eliminates the need
For ice cubes.
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Why, one spray will turn
A lukewarm beverage
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Into a frosty cold beverage
In mere seconds.
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Hey, put that--
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Prepare to be dazzled.
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Hmm.
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Oh, boy,
That was exciting.
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Don't worry.
She must be clogged.
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Unh.
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Still nothing.
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You mind if I try?
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Go ahead, but
You're wasting your time.
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What're you doing?
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Well,
What do you know, steve?
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It really works.
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Good one.
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[sigh]
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Uh, carl, carl,
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Turn up the heat.
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There's the pass
And the shot
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From the top
Of the key. Swish.
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Oh, yeah,
Ha ha ha ha!
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Can you believe this?
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17 seconds left.
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Whoa, what a game,
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What a game.
Ha ha ha!
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Hola, mi amigos.
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Hi, steve.
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Purdue inbounds the ball.
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It's full court press.
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Illinois steals the ball!
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Yes, yes!
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Hey, guys,
Hoops are great,
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But if it's sports action
You crave,
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Nothing beats
The world series of curling.
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Steve!
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What glorious form.
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Blivens sweeps his stone
Magnificently.
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What a play!
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In all my years
Of sportscasting,
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I've never seen
A more exciting shot!
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Man.
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You probably would like
To have seen that.
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You're lucky
I have to leave.
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Working on a saturday,
Big guy?
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Just making a little
Extra money moonlighting.
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Dad's got
A great gig.
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He's working security
For a movie company
On location.
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He actually gets
To protect movie stars.
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Wow, movie stars.
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Hey, have you met
David hasselhoff?
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No.
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Vicki lawrence?
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No.
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Erik estrada?
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No.
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Must be
A low-budget film.
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I'll see you guys
Later.
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Hey, I'll drop
You off, dad.
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Why, because you care
About your dad?
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Of course.
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And want to meet
Some starlets?
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Of course.
Yeah.
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Uncle steve,
You got a minute?
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What's up, richmeister?
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Well, I'm having my first
Science fair at school.
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Could you help me
With my project?
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Me?
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Out of everyone
In this house,
You're asking me?
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Well, yeah. I figured
Since you're so good
At science.
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Why--why,
I'd be honored.
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Thanks.
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You know, richie,
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Your first science fair
Is a milestone
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In your young life.
It is?
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Oh, yes,
Yes, yes, yes.
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Why, it fosters
Creative thinking.
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Trains
The mind to solve
Complex problems.
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Why, you could cure
A deadly disease.
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You could harness
The power
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Of the time-space
Continuum.
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You could invent
A device
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That could change
History.
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I thought I'd make
A pinwheel.
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A pinwheel's good.
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Boulevard of bullets
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Scene 22,
Take one, mark.
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Action.
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It's over, luke.
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You're going down
For a long time.
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Chazz, wait.
We can work this out.
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Everybody knows
You're a cop
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With a taste
For the good life.
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We can split
The diamonds, huh?
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Mmm.
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Tempting,
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But not tempting enough.
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Oh, brother.
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Cut!
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Who said, "Oh, brother"?
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Who on my set thought
It would be a good
Career move
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To say, "Oh, brother"?
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Sorry.
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It's just that
That scene
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Is a little
Unrealistic.
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You have notes?
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I don't believe this.
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The security guard
Has notes.
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Can we get moving?
I'm losing my gift
Over here.
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Your gift? Your gift
Is that we got you out of
Dinner theater.
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Now take five.
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Now, what did you mean
It's unrealistic?
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Well, for starters,
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A cop wouldn't
Scratch his head
With a gun.
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It's subtext.
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It's stupid.
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He could blow
His brains out,
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Or the guy
Could jump him
And get away.
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You sound like you know
What you're talking about.
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I've been a chicago cop
For over 20 years.
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Huh.
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You're one of those guys
With the--
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What do you call it?
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A real job?
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That's it!
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What is your name?
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Carl winslow.
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Alright, carl winslow,
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How do you see the scene?
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It's over, luke.
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You have the right
To remain silent.
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If you refuse that right,
Anything you say
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Can and will be
Held against you
In a court of law.
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Aww.
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Cut!
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Talk to me, c.W.
What's wrong?
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Well, jake, it's still
A little too unreal.
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I mean,
What he's saying is real.
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The way he's saying it
Isn't.
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Could you show him
How a real cop
Would do it.
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Well, I don't know--
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For me, c.W., huh?
Be a doll.
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Oh, alright.
Why not?
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Hi.
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Action.
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It's over, luke.
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You're under arrest.
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You have the right
To remain silent.
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If you refuse that right,
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Anything you say
Can and will be
Held against you
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In a court of law.
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Yes!
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Incredible.
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I really like
Working with him.
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He gives me something.
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Well, I'm no actor.
I'm just a cop.
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Exactly.
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You're a real cop.
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That's just what
My movie is missing.
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C.W., I want you
In this picture.
Who's your agent?
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Agent? Well, well,
When we bought our house,
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We had a real estate agent
Named natalie.
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Somebody get me natalie
On the phone.
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Get natalie
On the phone!
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Getting
Natalie!
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Jake, jake,
You can't do this.
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Uh, jake, jake,
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I don't feel too good
About getting somebody
Fired.
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Look at this guy.
Strong and sensitive
Like me.
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Will you
Get out of here?
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So, what do you say?
Ready to act?
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Oh, jake, I--
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Come on.
You can do this.
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You have to seize
The moment.
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That's what it's all
About, seizing.
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C.W., are you ready
To seize?
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I guess I could seize.
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I love this guy!
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Thank you, thank you,
Thank you.
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Hey, uncle steve,
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I drew a picture
Of the pinwheel we gonna build.
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Yeah, yeah, richie.
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I've been thinking
About that.
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A pinwheel's nice,
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But I'm not sure
It'll wow the judges.
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Why not?
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Well, because
Everyone does a pinwheel.
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I mean you go whhhh,
And it's over.
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I was thinking
We'd do something
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With a little more
Sizzle.
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Like what?
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Like how about a project
Utilizing anemometry?
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Wow, cool.
That's excellent.
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Yeah.
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What the heck is that?
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Well, what do you get
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When you combine
Hot air with cold air?
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Medium air?
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No, actually
You get congress?
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No, but seriously,
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You get wind.
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Now,
If my calculations
Are correct,
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Using hot air
And cold air,
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We can artificially create
One of nature's strongest
Forces
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In a miniature
Controlled environment.
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Huh?
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We are going to build
A tornado.
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All of a sudden,
I'm the star of the movie.
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Carl,
That's incredible.
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Laura, your dad's
In a movie.
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Oh, what's he seeing?
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No. He's acting
In a movie.
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Get out.
Let me...
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00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,597
Let's celebrate.
When are you
Coming home?
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I may be late.
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Some of the other actors
Are a little shaky.
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Hey, c.W.,
Time to twinkle.
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Got to go,
Babe. Ciao.
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Ciao.
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Ah, here's
The next scene, c.W.
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Let's rehearse it.
Okay.
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Nicole!
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I want to talk
About this scene.
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Do--do you know
Who you are?
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You're nicole moses.
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You look familiar.
Oh, I do?
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I remember.
You're the security guy
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Who ate all the doughnuts.
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Not anymore, doll.
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As a matter of fact,
He's your new costar.
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You're kidding.
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I never kid, kid.
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He is real.
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He walks the walk.
He talks the talk.
You understand?
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Whatever.
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Okay, let's rehearse.
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And action.
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Bianca,
I know you're running
With the montes brothers.
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No way am I
Going to tell you
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When the bust
Is going down.
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Stop it, baby.
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00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,739
Now, when are you
Going to realize
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That you're the one
That I long for?
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I want you so much.
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I need you.
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[high voice]
I'm warning you...
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I'm not falling for this.
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I'm not falling
For your gorgeous smile,
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Your beautiful eyes,
And your soft, pouty lips.
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Cut!
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Cut?
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00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,840
Only the director
Can call cut.
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It says I'm supposed to
Kiss her passionately here.
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So?
266
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,678
Well, I'm a happily
Married man.
267
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,714
I feel a little
Uncomfortable kissing
Another woman.
268
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,350
Why don't you do
What I do?
269
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,286
Close your eyes
And think about the money.
270
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:12,359
Look, um, you're not
Cheating on your wife.
271
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,528
You're acting.
It's part of the job.
272
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,597
Well,
I don't know, jake--
273
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,199
Look, c.W.,
274
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:22,870
If you want
To be an actor,
Huh, huh, huh,
275
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,704
You have to forget
Who you are.
276
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:28,108
You have to
Become the role.
277
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,411
Become the role.
278
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,514
Become the role.
I can do it.
279
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,383
I love this guy!
280
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,353
I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
281
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,289
Whatever.
282
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,124
Okay.
283
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,794
This time, c.W.,
You make the move on her.
284
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,429
Me?
Yes.
285
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,430
Okay,
286
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:55,002
From that last speech, guys,
And action.
287
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,438
I'm warning you,
I'm not falling for this.
288
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,840
I'm not falling
For your gorgeous smile,
289
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,242
Your beautiful eyes,
290
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:06,379
And your soft,
Pouty--pouty lips.
291
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,287
I'm sorry.
I--I can't do this.
292
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,522
Cut!
293
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,057
Look, for the last time,
294
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,227
You either do this,
Or you're fired.
295
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:25,365
You can't fire me,
'cause I quit.
296
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,902
I refuse
To be exploited
For my good looks
297
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,104
And my body.
298
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,248
Alright, richie.
299
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,316
We've got warm air
Coming through here
300
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,218
And cold air
Coming through there.
301
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,820
What do we get
When we combine them?
302
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,856
Wind.
Excellent.
303
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:53,526
Alrighty, mister.
Let's make a twister.
304
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:59,099
But first we must don
Protective eyewear.
305
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,326
Nothing's happening.
306
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,661
Be patient.
She's a-coming.
307
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,951
Hey, it works.
It really works.
308
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,154
Ain't science
A kick in the head?
309
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,196
What's wrong?
310
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:08,335
I believe the scientific
Term is snafu.
311
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,038
O-our compressor's
A little power-hungry.
312
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,972
I'll just tweak it a bit.
313
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,438
Oh, richie, richie.
314
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,775
Oh, richie, richie!
315
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,812
Are you okay?
316
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,382
That was fun.
317
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,185
Can we do it again?
318
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,720
Uhh, no way.
319
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,022
You know what'll make
A great science project?
320
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,424
What?
321
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,594
A pinwheel.
322
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,196
Whoa!
323
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,697
You guys better
Clean this mess up
324
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,732
Before mom sees it.
325
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,635
Place looks like
It was hit by a tornado.
326
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,251
Hey, movie star.
327
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,753
Oh, hey, honey.
328
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,722
I thought
You'd be in bed.
329
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,523
Are you kidding?
330
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,091
What happened
On the set?
331
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:48,728
Give me every
Juicy detail.
332
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,198
Well...
333
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,733
First I did
A fight scene,
334
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,002
Then I met
Nicole moses.
335
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:56,869
Wow.
336
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,037
And then I quit.
337
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,406
What?
338
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,843
They wanted me
To do a love scene
With her.
339
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:04,911
What?
340
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,582
Yeah. Real intense
And sexy,
341
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,785
And on crates.
342
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,922
You know, carl,
Most men would have
Found that exciting.
343
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,524
Well, I know,
I would have, too,
344
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:23,430
But when it came
Time to kiss her,
I was embarrassed.
345
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,298
Because there were
Too many people around?
346
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,868
No, because I felt
That I'd be cheating
On you.
347
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,607
Carl.
Yeah?
348
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,410
Those are
Really good answers.
349
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,813
I don't know, honey.
350
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,450
I guess I'm not
Cut out to be an actor.
351
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,685
You're not married
To a star.
352
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,687
Oh, yes, I am.
353
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,156
When it comes
To a husband and father,
354
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,824
You're a superstar.
355
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,192
Awww.
356
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,530
You know, carl,
357
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,832
You may never win an oscar,
358
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:03,236
But tonight you won yourself
A harriette. Come on.
359
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,712
Beat the shot clock.
Oh, he fouled him!
360
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,247
Yes, yes, yes!
361
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,982
He be--ha ha ha ha!
362
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,486
Hi-de-ho, hoop fans.
363
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:23,089
My dentist gave me tickets
To the bulls game this friday.
364
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,857
I canceled my checkup,
365
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,493
And these came
In the mail.
366
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:28,961
You're lucky.
367
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,062
I canceled
My annual checkup,
368
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,664
And all I got
Was cavities.
369
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,335
Wait a minute.
The bulls game.
370
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,704
Aren't they playing
The rockets on friday?
371
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,839
Yes, indeedy.
372
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,907
Where we sitting?
373
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,908
14th row.
374
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,310
Yes, yes!
375
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,444
Um, but, but,
376
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,179
I only have
Three tickets.
377
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,848
Ohh.
378
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,618
Well, we'll tell you
All about it, steve.
379
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,322
Nice try, slick,
380
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:58,157
But one of you
Has to sit home.
381
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,192
How will we decide
Who goes?
382
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,294
Well,
383
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,262
I'll do it
Fair and square.
384
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,764
Everybody
Stand in line.
385
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,566
Come on, come on.
386
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,601
There we go. We'll do this
Scientifically.
387
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,903
Here we go.
Okay, alright.
388
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,305
Here we go.
389
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,076
Three little cheeses
Sitting in a tree.
390
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:20,713
Two were gouda,
And one was brie.
391
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,849
Along came their sisters,
Swiss and roma.
392
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,385
They stank so bad,
They had to go home-a.
393
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,919
Steve--
394
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,422
Put them in a cheese box,
Shake them real hard,
395
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,758
Stick 'em in the freeze,
Then toss them in the yard.
396
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,293
Let them turn brown
Or let them turn yellow--
397
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,762
Steve!
398
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,067
Yes?
399
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,135
You three are going,
Not me.
400
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,571
Well, why not?
401
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,573
Because
I just realized,
402
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,876
There is no way
I'm going anywhere
With you!
403
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,449
What's with him?
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