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Oh, this is so boss,
Honey mustard.
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Only two days
Until the prom.
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I know, pickle relish.
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It's going to be
The greatest--
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[coughing]
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The greatest--
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Ah...Ah...
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Ah-choo!
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The greatest--
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[clearing throat]
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Prom ever.
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Laura, I rented us
A limo for prom night.
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To impress me?
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No. So I can keep
My arm around you
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Instead of
That steering wheel.
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Good plan.
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Well, nice job, people.
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It's great.
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You mean, the banner,
The flowers,
Or the gazebo?
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None of the above.
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It's great
I didn't have to
Do any of the work.
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Urkel, a word, please.
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The v.P. Wants
To speak with me?
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Well,
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What can I do
For you, sir?
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Urkel, remember
The school dance
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Where you set off
The sprinkler system
And soaked everybody?
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Yeah.
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What's your point?
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It might be
A good idea if you
Skip the prom.
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Me?
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Miss my prom?
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The same guy
Who's never missed
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Even one day of school
In four years?
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Don't remind me.
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The same guy who
Came up with the slogan
For detention--
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"Don't do bad things."
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What if I
Offered you $100?
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100? No, sir!
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No way will I miss
My senior prom.
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Besides, that was
The steve urkel
Of yesteryear.
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These days,
I do not screw up.
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Well, at least
No one was hurt.
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Not yet!
Not yet!
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Whoa!
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Hey, mom.
Hey, dad.
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Oh, eddie.
Looking...
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Loud.
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Thanks, mom.
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Son, you got a hot date?
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Yeah, but my pockets
Are singing the blues.
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Heh heh. Oh.
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Well, will $20
Shut 'em up?
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Yeah!
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Okay.
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Here's 10.
Let 'em hum.
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Gee, thanks, dad.
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You're nearly the best.
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[knock on door]
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Hiya, kid.
Nick neidermeyer.
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Heh heh heh...
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00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,786
Hey, guys!
Long time no see.
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00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:09,923
Not long
Enough.
Not long
Enough.
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Hey, come on.
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Forgive and forget
A little, huh?
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Heh heh...
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Forget what?
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Nick used to be
My boss.
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And then I let him
In my poker game,
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And he was so obnoxious,
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I had shove a pie in his face
And throw him out on his butt.
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Look, dad, if there's going to
Be another fight,
I'm outta here.
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I'm in
My good clothes.
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Nice kid.
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What, does he work
In a circus?
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Nick, I told you
I never wanted to
See you again.
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Believe me,
The feeling is mutual,
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But something happened
That's going to make
That impossible.
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Oh, really? What?
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I bought the house
Next door.
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What?
What?
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Put 'er there,
Neighbor!
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Too slow!
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00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,644
Oh, that's
Very funny, nick.
85
00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,547
Yeah, we're going to
Have a lot of laughs,
Carl.
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00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:07,548
Yeah.
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But I want to be
A good neighbor.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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That's why I'm giving
You ample warning
About your fence.
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My fence?
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Yeah.
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It's on my property.
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What are you
Talking about?
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I had a surveyor
Come out.
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Seems your fence
Is exactly 18 1/2 inches
Over the property line.
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No way.
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Way.
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Going to have to
Move it, pally.
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Wait a minute.
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You expect me
To move a fence
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That's been up
For 15 years
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Because it's 18 1/2 inches
On your property?
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That is asinine.
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Well, hey,
I'm a reasonable man.
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You don't have to
Do it right away.
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Wait until tomorrow.
Ha ha ha...
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I'm not moving my fence.
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00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,672
So you want to
Play hardball, eh?
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00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,374
That's right.
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Look, ace...
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I've got plans
To build a barbecue,
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And your fence
Is in the way.
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Chicks dig guys
Who barbecue...
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Especially
When they barbecue
Wearing only an apron.
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I didn't need to
Hear that part,
Nick.
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Yeah? Well, listen
To this part--
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Move your fence,
Or I'll move it
For you.
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Uh...Uh...
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You know...
You know?
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Oh, yeah. I know.
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Whew.
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Have you ever seen
The hair salon
So crowded?
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Happens every year
The day of the prom.
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Hey, did you see
Them working on
Dora fenswick?
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She didn't need
A hair stylist.
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She needed
A fairy godmother.
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Alright.
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[knock on door]
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Curtis.
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Hi, laura.
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What's wrong?
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Um, I don't know
How to say this,
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So I'll just say it
Straight out.
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I'm not gonna be able
To take you to the prom.
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Curtis, I've been
Waiting for this night
My whole life.
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I got my hair done, my nails.
I bought a new dress
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And now you say
You can't take me?
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That's right.
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Well, I wanna
Know the reason why?
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And listen--
There better be
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A dead relative
In your excuse.
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My grandmother died.
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[gasp]
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Oh, curtis, I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me.
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That's okay.
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No, it's not.
I'm a cold,
Thoughtless person.
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The family's flying
To washington
For the funeral.
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Can't you wait a day--
Oh, of course you can't.
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I-I'm sorry.
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I'm so--I'm a cold,
Thoughtless person.
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No, you're not.
Look, you're
Disappointed
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And I don't blame you.
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I'm sorry.
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00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,724
I'll call you
Next week?
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Poor curtis.
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Yeah. And poor you.
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You're going to
Miss your prom.
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Maybe not.
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There's got to be
Some guy who doesn't
Have a date.
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[whimpering]
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Steve, are you okay?
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What's the matter, baby?
You eat some bad
Cheese again?
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No.
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00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,952
It's myra.
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00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,486
Her cold got worse.
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00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,088
Her temperature shot up,
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And she tossed more cookies
Than the keebler elf.
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I rushed her to
The emergency room,
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00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:17,330
And the doctor
Says she's got
Walking pneumonia.
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Will she be okay?
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In about a week or so.
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But she's going to
Have to miss the prom.
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Waaah!
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Oh, ho ho,
This is amazing.
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You know, laura
Doesn't have a date
For the prom either.
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I guess you guys are gonna have
To go have to go together.
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Bye.
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00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,833
[hysterical
Laughter]
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Laura,
This is our prom,
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Our one and only
Senior prom.
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I mean,
Think about it--
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Why shouldn't
We go together?
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Wait a minute.
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00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,356
I just thought
Of another choice.
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What? What?
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00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,726
You could
Turn into stefan.
189
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:22,830
I'd love to go
With him.
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00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,397
Yeah.
191
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,633
Great idea.
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00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,301
Tell you what?
I'll be back
In a jif.
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00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,811
No.
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00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,481
No?
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No.
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This is my prom...
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Not stefan's.
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Stefan didn't go
To vanderbilt high
For four years.
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I did.
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Stefan
Wasn't captain
Of the chess team...
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Or president and
Only member of
The cheese club.
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I was.
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00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,975
Tonight's my night,
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00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,176
And I'm going
To the prom
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00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,212
Even if I have to go
All by my lonesome.
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00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,250
Steve, wait.
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00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,219
I'll go with you.
208
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,621
Oh...Alright!
209
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,324
Under two conditions.
210
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,226
Oh, name 'em, baby.
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00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,430
First, I go with you
When you pick up
Your tux.
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00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,999
Done. Numero dos.
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00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,600
I want
Your solemn promise
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00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:37,170
That you won't bump,
Break, or destroy
Anything at the prom.
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00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,706
I promise...
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00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,207
I'll try.
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00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,712
Let's go pick up
That tux.
218
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,479
Oh, laura,
219
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,148
You make me
The happiest--
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00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,354
We're not at the prom yet.
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00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,060
Yyesss!
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00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,302
* oh, yeah *
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00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,337
* just comin'... *
224
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,506
* oh, yeah, yeah *
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00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,575
* we got it *
226
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,110
* we got it *
227
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,979
* well, it's
The mac of the year *
228
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,048
* in your ear
With the flavor
You been waitin' for *
229
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,116
* with taste in your face,
Don't take it personal *
230
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,919
* four deep, we gonna
Creep fo' the street *
231
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,555
* so, batman
And romeo and ldb *
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00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:29,723
* throw your hands
In the air *
233
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,224
* put the bounce
In your body *
234
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,161
* microphone check,
Now, scream la-de-da-de *
235
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,629
* ain't no party
Like an immature party *
236
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,798
* give ya props *
237
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,166
* 'cause ya love
What they got *
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00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,667
* baby, if you
Want my time *
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00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,969
* what you want? *
240
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,105
* just come and feel
The flavor *
241
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:51,378
* don't you wanna
Feel the funk? **
242
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,924
Hey, everyone!
243
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,793
Laura winslow's date
Is steve urkel.
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00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,027
[gasp]
[gasp]
245
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,730
And--get this--
Urkel's tuxedo fits!
246
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,332
[gasp]
[gasp]
247
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,838
[gasp]
[gasp]
248
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,741
Steve...
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00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,443
Everyone gasped.
250
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,078
Of course.
251
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,948
You're so beautiful,
You take their
Breath away.
252
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,750
Is it my imagination,
253
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,153
Or is your voice lower?
254
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,321
Yeah.
255
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,390
I think
It's because these
Pants are so loose.
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00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,028
[music plays]
257
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,330
Ooh, laura,
You look beautiful.
258
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,531
Thanks. So do you, max.
259
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,167
Guess what, steve rented us
A limo for the night.
260
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,069
I rented a limo
Station wagon.
261
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:53,173
Just had to
Drop some dead guy
Off at the graveyard.
262
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,944
So, was there a line
To get your pictures taken?
263
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,645
Yeah, but it was
Moving kinda fast.
264
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:02,182
Hey, why don't we trot
Over there and
See what develops.
265
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,817
Hee hee hee...
266
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:15,996
Now, there's
An accident
Waiting to happen.
267
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,564
[banging]
268
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,703
Howdy, neighbor.
269
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,205
Beautiful night.
270
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,308
What are you doing?
271
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,445
What's it look like?
I'm tearing down
Your fence.
272
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,916
You think I'm just
Going to stand here
And let you do that?
273
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,817
Well, that's
What you're doing.
274
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,485
Ha ha ha...
275
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,523
Excuse me.
276
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,857
I'll be right back.
277
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,227
Take your time,
Pajama boy.
278
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,601
Hoo hoo hoo...
279
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,170
[engine revving]
280
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,780
What are you doing?
281
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,882
I'm going to
Trim my tree.
282
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,751
It's not your tree,
It's my tree.
283
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,386
Not the part
That hangs in my yard.
284
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,287
You wouldn't.
285
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,588
You watch me.
286
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,257
That does it!
287
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,491
Alright, pal.
288
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,529
Let's settle this
Right now.
289
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,630
You want
A piece of me?
290
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,400
Yeah.
Alright.
291
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,734
Come on.
Come on!
292
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,937
Come on,
Oh, yeah...
293
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,772
I got to warn you--
294
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,540
I'm a cop
And I got a black belt.
295
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,110
In what,
Eating doughnuts?
296
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,346
I'll tell you
Something--
297
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,581
Tell me what?
298
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,149
[arguing]
299
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,252
Stop it, you two!
300
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,787
Bug out
Or you're next!
301
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,990
I said stop it!
302
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,797
What is
Going on here?
303
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,332
He tried to hurt
My fence.
304
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,833
He was gonna hurt
My tree.
305
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,035
You're both acting
Like children.
306
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,236
Well, he started it.
307
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,770
Did not.
Did too.
Did not.
Did too.
308
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,107
Hey, hey!
309
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,276
I'm ashamed of you.
310
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,313
Nick, you never
Even tried to be
A good neighbor.
311
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,949
On the first day you're
Stormed over here
Making demands.
312
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,052
I waited an hour.
313
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,887
Next time
Something's
On your mind,
314
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,824
Try discussing it
Like a gentleman
Instead of like a jerk
315
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,925
You tell him,
Harriette.
316
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,593
Shut up, carl.
317
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,928
You're just as bad.
318
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:05,298
Instead of trying to
Solve the problem,
You escalated it.
319
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,201
Like it or not,
Nick is our neighbor,
320
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,071
And you two had better
Learn to get along.
321
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,943
Well...
322
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,379
She's right,
Nick.
323
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,215
We should try
To get along.
324
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,350
I'll tell you what.
325
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,019
I'll not only
Move my fence,
326
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,388
I'll help you build
Your barbecue.
327
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:34,027
Winslow, that's
Real decent of you.
328
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,796
I want to try to be
A good neighbor.
329
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,931
Of course
You do...
330
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,601
After your wifey
Made you.
331
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,339
What?
332
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,974
My god.
333
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,010
Who's the boss
In this family anyway?
334
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,746
You see these winslow?
These are pants.
335
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,549
Try wearing them
Sometime.
336
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,151
Yes, dear. Right, dear.
337
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,886
Whatever you say,
Dear.
338
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,822
What a load of manure.
339
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,824
No, nick.
340
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,559
It's not a load
Of manure.
341
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,202
That's a load of manure.
342
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,011
This isn't over.
343
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,280
This is just
The beginning.
344
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,883
You know?
345
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,119
See now?
346
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,754
Yeah.
I know.
347
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,601
Whew. I can use
Some fresh air.
348
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,371
Outside would probably
Be the best place
For that.
349
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,849
What a gorgeous
Night.
350
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,418
Glad you like it.
351
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,753
I ordered it special
Just for you.
352
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,293
Laura,
353
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,228
There's no doubt
About it.
354
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,831
You're the most
Beautiful girl here
At the prom.
355
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,833
Thanks, steve.
356
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,102
And you're
The most...
357
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,371
Improved guy
At the prom.
358
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,313
Steve, can I
Tell you something?
359
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,415
My fly's open.
I knew it.
360
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,383
No.
361
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,253
I just want to say
That I'm very
Proud of you.
362
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,424
You haven't caused
One single disaster
All night.
363
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,792
Well, I am on
My best behavior.
364
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,396
I'd hate to ruin
Such an important
Evening.
365
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,409
Laura...
366
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,977
Want to know a secret?
367
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,346
Sure.
368
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,615
Even though I'm going
Steady with myra,
369
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,652
I've always dreamed
Of going to the prom
With you.
370
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,055
I know.
371
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,458
You asked me
When we were 6.
372
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,261
I didn't want to wait
Till the last minute.
373
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,773
Steve...
374
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,377
I always fantasized
About what my prom
Night would be like.
375
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,146
Ooh. Fantasize.
376
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,648
I pictured
A handsome date
377
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,184
Dressed in
A gorgeous tuxedo.
378
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,253
Oh.
379
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,289
Then he'd pick me up
In a limousine,
380
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,757
And we'd dance
The night away,
381
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,728
And it'd be
The best time
Of my entire life.
382
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,863
That's a nice fantasy.
383
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,367
Well, it's not a fantasy
'cause you made it all
Come true.
384
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,672
I did?
385
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:03,696
There's only one thing
Keeping this form being
A perfect night.
386
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,598
Well, what's that?
387
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,999
This.
388
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,022
* in your ear
With the flavor
You been waitin' for *
389
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,459
* with taste in your face,
Don't take it personal *
390
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,661
* four deep, we gonna
Creep fo' the street *
391
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,263
* so, batman
And romeo and ldb *
392
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,498
* throw your hands
In the air *
393
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,333
* put the bounce
In your body *
394
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,035
* microphone check,
Now, scream la-de-da-de *
395
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,605
* ain't no party
Like an immature party *
396
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:46,839
* give ya props *
397
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,240
* 'cause ya love
What they got *
398
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,976
* baby, if you
Want my time *
399
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,411
* what you want? *
400
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,480
* just come and feel
The flavor *
401
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,716
* just feel the flavor **
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