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Now, come along,
My dubious cutie.
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Steve, it is too late
To be hanging out with you
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And your
Jurassic mukluks.
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I'm tired, and
I want to go to bed.
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You'll be too excited to sleep
Once you see that!
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Oh, lord.
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What have you done now?
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[slippers barking]
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Behold! New from urkelco...
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The adjust-a-stand!
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The adjust-a-what?
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The adjust-a-stand.
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How many times over the years
Have you been sitting
On that couch
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With a crick
In your neck
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Because the tv
Wasn't at eye level?
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I don't know.
Maybe once.
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Well, that's
One time too many.
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Now grab a seat.
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Steve!
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Come on. Come on.
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Put your tushie
On the cushy.
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Here. How about
A little mtv action?
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[hip-hop music plays]
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[slippers bark to music]
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Tushie on the cushy.
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Okay, okay.
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Observe.
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Wow.
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Goodnight.
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Wow!
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Wh-what's wrong?
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It's building up
Too much pressure.
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If I don't release it,
It's going to blow!
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Boy...
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My head can't wait
To hit that pillow.
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I don't blame you, honey.
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You worked
16 straight hours.
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Oh, boy.
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[loud hip-hop
Music plays]
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I'll go tell the kids
To turn off the music
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So you can sleep.
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
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That tv won't
Bother me tonight.
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[steve's slippers
Barking]
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Well, at least
No one was hurt.
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Not yet!
Carl!
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Carl!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Grrr!
Aah!
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Aah!
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Hi, eddie.
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Richie, stop yelling.
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I'm not.
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Want to shoot
Some hoops?
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Oh! Ah! Ow!
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No!
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What's the matter
With you?
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I went to a party
Last night.
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Now I'm real...
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Tired.
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Well, well.
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Look who's up
At the crack of noon.
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I didn't get to bed
Until 7 a.M.
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Oh, good defense,
Edward.
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Son, were you
Drinking?
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I blew the foam
Off a few.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, rich, um,
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I'd like to speak
To edward alone, so...
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I should get lost?
Thanks.
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Well, that party you
Went to last night
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Must've been
A real doozie.
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Yeah.
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The frat house
Really rocked.
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Music, babes,
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Good food.
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Drinking.
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Well...
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We had a keg
In the tub.
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And a keg in the kitchen.
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And a keg
In the coat closet.
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Ha ha ha.
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Do you find this
Amusing, edward?
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No, sir.
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Because I don't find it
Remotely amusing
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When my teenage son
Comes home drunk.
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Oh, dad,
I'm 19 years old now.
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I'm in college now anyway.
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Besides, last night
Was the first time
I got drunk
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In my entire life.
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Well, edward, you know,
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You are underage,
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So that one
Better be your last.
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Come on, dad.
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Lighten up!
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What do you mean,
Lighten up?
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Edward, your mother and I
Sent you to college
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To get an education,
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Not to party hearty.
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Look, I study hard
All week.
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When the weekend comes,
I want to relax.
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That's why I joined
A fraternity--
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To have some fun.
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I don't object to fun.
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I love fun.
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In fact, I'm the grand
Funkmaster of fun.
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But I don't need
To take a drink
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To have a good time.
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And neither do you.
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Why do you always
Do this?
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Why do I always
Do what?
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Limit me.
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Build walls
Around me.
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Edward, this is not
About walls!
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This is about roads.
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And drinking
Will take you
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Down a road that leads
To a dead end.
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Look, dad,
I don't see
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How having
A few beers
With my friends
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Is going to hurt me.
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Edward, here is
The bottom line.
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The next day that I
Catch you drinking again
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Will be the very last day
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That you live in this house.
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Steve urkel.
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That'd be me.
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Hiya.
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Anytime you're ready.
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How much does
This job pay?
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10 bucks an hour
Plus tips.
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Goody, goody.
I need this job
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So I can fix
My friend's floor.
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I blew a hole
Through it.
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Who cares?
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Well, he does.
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The people
Sitting on the couch
Downstairs
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Can look right up
His boxers.
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Look, will you please
Get on with it?
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[playing a polka]
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Stop.
Stop.
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Cut it. Stop. Stop.
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Stop. S--
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Stop it!
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But--but I'm not finished.
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Oh...Yes, you are.
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Your music isn't the kind
My customers want to hear.
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Cafe java customers
Come here to mellow out.
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I need a jazz musician.
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A cool, charismatic guy
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With a dynamic
Stage presence.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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What is it?
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You may not want me,
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But wait till you meet
The other me.
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Folks, folks, folks.
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Sit back, relax,
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And enjoy
The cool jazz tones
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Of stefan urquelle.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Right back at you.
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[plays jazz improvisation]
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Stick around.
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Tonight we're going
To do this cafe my way.
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Come on!
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Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
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[playing upbeat jazz]
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[cheers and applause]
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Right back at you.
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As I look around the room,
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I see so many
Beautiful women.
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And you know who you are.
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00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,743
I'd like to lay out
A few insights into my psyche.
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A few philosophical thoughts
I like to call...
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Stefan's tips
For a better life.
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00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:34,434
In this world,
There are givers,
And there are takers.
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The takers eat better,
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The givers, oh,
They sleep better.
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00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,150
At least once in your life,
Own a convertible,
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But buy a windscreen
So you don't mess up your hair.
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Oh, and don't burn
Your bridges.
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00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,831
It's amazing how many times
We have to cross
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The same river.
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00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,301
Oh,
That is so heavy!
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00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:18,111
And always have a friend
Who owns a truck.
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00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,887
And finally, for stefan's
Most important tip of all.
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Always,
And I do mean always,
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Be romantic.
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* let me love you, baby,
Let me love you, baby *
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* till you feel my love
For you is real **
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Ha ha ha ha!
Shh!
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Waldo, you always
Acting like an old lady.
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You even walk like one.
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Edward!
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00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,428
Uh-oh.
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You know it is 4:00
In the morning.
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Really?
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Oh, my watch
Must be slow.
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00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,042
Edward, you've been
Drinking again.
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No, sir!
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Okay,
Maybe a couple.
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[snickering]
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I'm hammered!
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00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,623
Were you drinking, too?
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00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,858
No. I swore off.
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00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,759
Booze gives me
A british accent.
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I'm the designated driver.
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00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,800
And may I say,
In eddie's defense,
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He was a lot drunker
Before he threw up
In my designated car.
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Thanks a lot, waldo.
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00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,542
You know, you could
Win the gold medal
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In the stupid olympics.
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00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,818
Alright, edward.
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00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,720
It's time to go to bed.
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00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,357
Whatever you say,
Funkmaster.
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00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,067
And after you've
Slept it off...
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00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,905
You can pack your things.
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00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,408
Pack--pack my stuff?
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00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,310
That's right.
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00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,845
I warned you, edward,
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That the very next time
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That I caught you
Drinking again,
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That you'd
Have to move out.
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But, dad--
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No buts, edward!
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00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,621
Now, you have
Until the weekend
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To find you
Another place to live.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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The one, the only
Stefan urquelle.
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00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,588
Folks, I have a bittersweet
Announcement to make.
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Tonight will be
My last night
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Here at the cafe java.
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00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,227
No!
No!
No!
No!
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00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,629
I came here to pay a debt
To a friend,
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00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,297
And thanks
To your generosity,
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I've done that far sooner
Than expected.
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00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,338
So, I thought tonight
Should be your night.
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00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,674
Are there any requests?
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Will you marry me?
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00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,013
Are there
Any other requests?
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00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,150
I have one.
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00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,053
Ladies and gentlemen,
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This lovely young lady
Is laura winslow.
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00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,330
Now, remember her name
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So you can all
Tell your kids
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00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,168
You once saw
The perfect woman.
248
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,072
So what's your request?
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00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,240
Well, I'd like
To sing a song.
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00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,641
Is that so?
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Yes, and dedicate it
To you.
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00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,580
What more could
A man ask for?
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00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,223
Now what song
Would you like to sing?
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00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,326
Well, I realize that
You have to leave,
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00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,495
Even though
It breaks my heart.
256
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,464
But I want you to know
That I'll wait for you.
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00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,532
You will?
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00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,001
Yes.
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00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,103
And until you return,
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I'll be saving
All my love for you.
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00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,709
[plays saving
All my love for you]
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* a few stolen moments *
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00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:55,022
* is all that we share *
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00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,891
* you've got
Your family *
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00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,295
* and they
Need you there *
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00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:06,133
* though
I try to resist *
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00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,869
* being last
On your list *
268
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:14,507
* but no other man *
269
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,844
* is gonna do *
270
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:21,481
* so I'm savin'
All my love *
271
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,517
* for you *
272
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,759
* I've got to get ready *
273
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,396
* just a few minutes more *
274
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:40,100
* gonna get
That old feeling *
275
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:44,003
* when you walk
Through that door *
276
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,807
* 'cause tonight
Is the night *
277
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:51,778
* for feelin' alright *
278
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,181
* we'll be makin' love *
279
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:59,319
* the whole night through *
280
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:03,223
* so I'm savin'
All my love *
281
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:07,094
* yes, I'm savin'
All my love *
282
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,698
* yes, I'm savin'
All my love *
283
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,766
* for *
284
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,805
* you **
285
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,309
[cheers and applause]
286
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,290
[knock on door]
287
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,797
Hi, eddie.
288
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,366
Hey, waldo.
289
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,503
I'm all packed.
290
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,075
Eddie, you can't
Move in with me.
291
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,177
What?
292
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,411
I waited until
Your arms were full
293
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,247
So you couldn't
Hit me.
294
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,216
Waldo, what's
Going on here?
295
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,385
Look, eddie,
Aren't best friends
296
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,953
Supposed
To tell each other
The truth,
297
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,721
Even if it hurts?
298
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:09,989
Yeah.
299
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:13,126
Well, the truth is,
I don't like it
When you drink.
300
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,861
Well, why not?
301
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,697
You get mean.
You make fun of me.
302
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,566
I do not.
Yes.
303
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,235
Remember, you said
I'd win the gold medal
304
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,003
In the stupid olympics.
305
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,172
Well, I got news
For you, eddie.
306
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,806
I looked it up.
There's no such thing.
307
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,453
Look, waldo, I'm sorry
If I hurt your feelings,
308
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,889
But I really need
A place to stay.
309
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,225
Then move in
With one of your
Drinking buddies.
310
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,467
Eddie,
When you drink...
311
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,003
You're
A different person.
312
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,372
And that person's
Not my friend.
313
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,374
And he's not
Your friend, either.
314
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,446
Gentlemen.
315
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,815
Hi, mr. Winslow.
Bye, mr. Winslow.
316
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,852
Why aren't you
Going with him?
317
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,488
Uh, change of plans.
318
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,490
I'm moving
Into the frat house.
319
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,859
Oh.
Yeah.
320
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,730
6 bedrooms, 18 guys.
321
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,498
One bathroom.
322
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,766
Lots of fun.
323
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,767
I bet.
324
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,388
Well, I guess
I better get going.
325
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,290
You take care of yourself.
326
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,425
Yeah.
327
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,699
Dad...
328
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,636
For what it's worth...
329
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,838
You were right.
330
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,342
About what?
331
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,779
About drinking.
332
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,349
I'm starting to see
333
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,685
It is a dead-end road.
334
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,220
It got me kicked
Out of the house,
335
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,790
And it just cost me
My best friend.
336
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:29,128
You know,
It's a funny thing
About drinking.
337
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,930
You don't realize
What it's doing to you
338
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,633
Till it's...
Done it to you.
339
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,404
Yeah, well,
I made a decision.
340
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,973
It's not going
To do it to me.
341
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,311
You mean that, edward?
342
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,245
You bet I do.
343
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:16,343
We, uh...
We're not going
To have to pack
344
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,044
These things again,
Are we?
345
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,246
No way, dad.
346
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,914
Go ahead. Go ahead.
347
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,626
* you've got
Your family *
348
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:37,263
* and they
Need you there *
349
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:41,133
* though I try
To resist *
350
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,204
* being last
On your list *
351
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:51,578
* but no other man
Is gonna do *
352
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:56,416
* so I'm savin'
All my love *
353
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,918
* for you... **
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