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[music playing]
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Ziggy marley
Is the man!
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* I got the power
To move ya *
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* jah got the power
To move ya *
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* jah got the power
To move ya *
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He is so live!
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I can't believe
You got us tickets
To his concert!
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You know me, baby.
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I got connections.
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Pull. Juice.
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Heh heh heh.
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I heard you stood
In line for 36 hours.
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Well, that, too.
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I don't know
What it is, eddie,
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But live reggae music
Really turns me on.
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* ...Jah got the power
To move ya *
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* jah got the power
To move ya... **
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* woo woo woo woo *
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* ooh ooh ooh ooh *
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* woo woo woo *
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* now I say *
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* things happen
Just like that *
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* reggae music playing *
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* who knows
What step will drop? *
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* can you feel it? *
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* it's creeping up
On you *
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* it's gonna get you *
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* before you know
What to do *
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* I got the power
To move ya *
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* got the power! *
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* I got the power
To move ya *
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* jah got the power
To move ya *
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* jah got the power
To move ya *
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Hey, ziggy.
How ya doing?
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Can't complain!
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Thanks for coming.
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No problem.
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But why you talking
To me, man?
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Kiss the girl!
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* I got the power
To move ya *
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* I got the power
To move ya *
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* jah got the power
To move ya *
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* jah got the power
To move ya *
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* I got the power
To move ya... **
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That concert was great.
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I love ziggy marley!
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For real, though.
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* I got the power
To move ya *
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* I got the power
To move ya *
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* jah got the power
To move ya *
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* yeah, oh-- *
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Mind if I cut in?
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Daddy!
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Get in here.
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It is past
Your curfew,
Young lady.
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You are 13 minutes late!
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But daddy, we were--
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Greta, shake his hand
And go to your room.
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You two won't be
Seeing each other
For quite a while.
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Daddy!
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[father]
Go.
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With all due respect, sir,
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Don't you think
You were overreacting?
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I never overreact!
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Winslow, you broke
The rules.
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Now you gotta
Pay the price.
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But wait, sir.
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I have a good excuse
For why we're late.
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What is it?
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Killer bees?
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That does it!
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I forbid you
To see my daughter
For a month.
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That means no seeing her,
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No phone calls,
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No letters.
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[ringing doorbell]
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Would that
Include faxes?
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[doorbell rings]
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Carl! Carl!
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What is the matter?
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I just received a letter
From the irs.
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I'm being audited.
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Mother winslow,
I'm sure you have
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Nothing to worry about.
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Do you?
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I might.
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I've never declared
My poker winnings.
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How much
Could that be?
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I'm not telling you.
You're a cop!
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This doesn't explain
Why you're being audited.
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They probably
Just pulled your name
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Out of the computer
At random.
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That happens
All the time.
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I'll go with you
To the irs,
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And we'll take care
Of this together.
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Oh, I hope so.
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I don't want
To get sent
Up the river.
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Mother winslow,
I'm sure it won't
Come to that.
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Oh, good,
Because I heard
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What they do
To pretty girls
In prison.
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Here's a first--
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There's food on the table,
And you're not eating it.
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I'm not hungry.
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Uh-oh, girl trouble.
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It's greta.
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Laura, I was
13 minutes late
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Bringing her home
From our date.
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And now her father
Won't let me see her
For a month.
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Talk about strict.
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I miss her
Like crazy.
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You know, sticky carter
Had the same problem
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With his girlfriend
Loretta.
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But he found a way
Around it.
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He found another guy
To pick loretta up for him.
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Then the guy would
Pass her off to sticky,
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And the friend
Would take her back home.
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Oh...
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I had no idea
Sticky was so tricky.
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I wouldn't trust
Any of my friends
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To pick up greta.
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They're all players.
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Sticky felt
The same way,
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So he found some geek
To do the job.
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Where am I going
To find a geek?
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Hello de-oh!
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Ask, and ye shall receive.
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Man, what happened
To you, steve?
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I was shaving,
And I got the hiccups.
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How you doing,
Steve-o?
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Uh-oh. Every time
You call me steve-o,
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My savings account
Gets wiped out.
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Relax. This "Steve-o"
Requires no cash-o,
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Just a few moments
Of your time-o.
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I'm not reassured, eddo.
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In plain english,
What do you want?
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Greta's father
Won't let me see her
For a month.
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Pretend to be her date
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And pick her up
So I can take her out.
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[gasps loudly]
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That's dishonest.
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Deceitful.
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Deceptive.
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Yeah? So?
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We both work
For greta's father.
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If he catches us,
We'll be fired
From mighty weenie.
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We won't get caught.
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I'll get
Greta back to you
With time to spare.
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It's fraudulent.
I won't do it!
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You know, steve,
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Since you moved
Into this house
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And we started
Sharing a room,
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You've done something
Very important for me.
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What? Pick up
Your dirty underwear?
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No! Besides that.
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You've shown me
What it's like
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To have a brother.
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A brother?
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Oh, lord.
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That's right.
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More than a friend,
More than a pal.
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A kid brother.
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Me.
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Kid brother?
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Oh, brother.
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So I'm asking you,
My brother,
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Heh heh heh...
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Won't you help
Your brother?
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You got it!
I'll do it!
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I'll pick up greta!
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Thanks, steve.
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I can't wait to tell
The whole world
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That you and I
Are brothers!
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Uh-uh-uh-uh...
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No no no no no.
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Let's just keep that
Between the two of us.
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Oh, like a secret thing?
Yeah. I like that.
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Yeah, secret brothers.
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Right. Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Doing our secret thing.
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Secret brothers
In the house.
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Where are my
Charity receipts?
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Ooh, I can't find
My check stubs.
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Mother, relax.
They're right here.
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Oh, thank you, son.
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I'll remember you
In my will.
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That's if these
Bloodsucking g-men
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Leave me anything.
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What, he didn't make
His payment?
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Well then, uh,
Take his house, huh?
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Well, good morning!
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I'm simon kincaid,
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Your auditor.
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Good morning.
I'm carl winslow.
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This is my mother
Estelle.
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Pleased to meet you,
Estelle.
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So...
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Let's rock 'n' roll, huh?
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Excuse me, mr. Kincaid.
What's that?
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Oh, that?
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That is the pencil I used
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To put away
Leona helmsley.
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Ma'am, from now on,
Everything you say
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Goes on the record
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And can be used against
You in a court of law.
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Isn't that great?
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Hello.
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Did you say
Your name is estelle?
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Yes.
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Not stella.
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No.
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Are you
An exotic dancer?
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No, but I used
To do a mean shimmy
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At the state fair.
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I hate when this happens.
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00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:12,479
I'm supposed to be auditing
A stella winslow.
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Ah. So you made
A mistake, eh?
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Heh heh, no no no.
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I never make mistakes.
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This is the fault of frimkiss,
In notification.
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He's outta here.
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I knew it had
To be a mistake!
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I keep track
Of every penny.
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She does.
She really does.
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Not like
My son here.
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If he doesn't
Have a receipt,
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He makes one up.
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Mom, the meter
Is running.
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He's really funny,
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Always looking
For a deduction.
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He once wrote off
A box of snickers
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As a business lunch.
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You'll have
To excuse her.
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She's getting on
In years.
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She's 134.
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Bye, now.
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00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,228
Hold it!
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00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:07,434
Uh, is that carl
With a "K" or a "C?"
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With a "C."
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With a "C."
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Well, I think
It's safe to say
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That you and I will
Be seeing each other
Again real soon.
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00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,012
Yeah?
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00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,847
Hi there.
I'm steve urkel.
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I'm here to pick up
Your lovely daughter...
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Greta.
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Come in. Come in.
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You know,
Greta usually goes out
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With smooth, sexy,
Trendy guys.
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00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:12,365
I'm relieved to see
You're none of
Those things.
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00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,734
Oh, yes.
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00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,736
Perhaps your daughter
Was attracted
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To my stylish threads.
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My sultry voice.
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00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:26,379
Or my vow
Of premarital celibacy.
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00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,317
You look familiar.
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00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:34,387
Well, a lot of
People say I look
Like denzel washington.
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Sure, after he's been
Run over by a tractor.
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I know I've seen
You somewhere.
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00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,697
I work for you.
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00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,666
I'm at
The drive-through window
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At one of your fine
Weenie establishments.
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Oh, a company man!
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Oh. Hello there,
Pretty girl.
264
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,674
Hi, stan.
265
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:55,708
Steve.
266
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,977
Steve.
267
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,513
You kids
Have a good time.
268
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,515
Be back at 11.
269
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,683
On the dot.
270
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,885
Wait a minute.
271
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,854
Aren't you going
To do to him
272
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,089
What you do
To my other dates?
273
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,858
You know,
Take his picture,
274
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,860
Get his fingerprints.
275
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,562
Not necessary.
276
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,364
I trust this boy, greta.
277
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,232
Why?
You know why?
278
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,768
Because I have every
Confidence in the world
279
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:26,306
That you could beat
The snot out of him.
280
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:31,311
You know, a lot of parents
Like that about me--
281
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:34,014
Oh-ho. Oh, boy,
That was close.
282
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,615
I bet
This is expensive.
283
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,985
You're right.
It's priceless.
284
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,719
Uh, goodbye, daddy.
285
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,421
Nice meeting you!
286
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,523
Greta.
287
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,691
Eddie!
288
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,026
Hey, baby.
289
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,928
Guys, guys, guys...
290
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,931
Oh, stop that!!
291
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,900
Now, listen up, mister--
Missy!
292
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,168
The both of you
Have to be back here
293
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,537
By 10 minutes to 11,
And not a second later.
294
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,772
You promise?
All right.
295
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,875
You have my word.
296
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,612
Oh, big trouble.
297
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,881
Oh, big trouble!
298
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,218
Hey, steve.
299
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,553
You!
300
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,588
You're two hours late!
301
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,724
What in sam hill
Happened to you?
302
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,026
We had a flat tire.
303
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,161
The spare was flat, too.
304
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,063
We walked 3 miles
In the rain
305
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,898
To the nearest
Gas station.
306
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,767
Accidents happen,
But my butt's in the ringer!
307
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,636
What do you expect
Me to do?
308
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,504
Well...
309
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,575
Could you do this
For us again
Tomorrow night?
310
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,410
Are you nuts?
311
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,379
Please?
312
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,813
Little brother?
313
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,517
Oh, shove that brother
Stuff in a ditty bag.
314
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,320
And you! Brush the foliage
Off your dress
315
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,422
And try to look
Less rumpled.
316
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,590
Come on!
317
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,392
Bye.
Bye.
318
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,127
Now, with any luck,
319
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,063
Your father will
Already be asleep.
320
00:14:56,129 --> 00:15:00,433
I'll be able to vamoose
While the vamoosing is good.
321
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,603
My vamoose is cooked.
322
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,605
Get in here.
323
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,639
Daddy, listen--
324
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,241
Now.
325
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,445
Well, I'll be going now.
326
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,780
Whoo!
327
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,949
Maybe I'll stay
A while.
328
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,118
I can explain everything.
329
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,786
You can start
By explaining
330
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,589
Why you look like
The swamp thing.
331
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,658
We had a flat tire,
And we had to walk
In the rain.
332
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,694
Then why
Isn't he wet?
333
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,063
Gortex. Drip-dry.
334
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,867
Upstairs, young lady.
335
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,669
Mr. Urkel and I
Are going to have
336
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,305
A nice, friendly
Little chat.
337
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,140
Daddy, it wasn't
His fault.
338
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,274
Go.
339
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,676
Sorry, stan.
340
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,844
Steve.
341
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,113
Right.
342
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,022
Fine young woman.
343
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,323
Lovely lass.
344
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,526
Kind of a mud magnet,
But you know...
345
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,929
I don't like
Being played
For a fool, urkel.
346
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:06,333
You are never, ever,
Ever, ever
347
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,968
Going to see
My daughter again.
348
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,670
Ever?
349
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,840
Not only that,
You're fired!
350
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,343
Mr. Mcclure?
351
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,912
What are you
Doing here?
352
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,549
Look--greta was out
With me tonight.
353
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:26,619
Steve fronted for me
So I could see her
Behind your back.
354
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,322
I promised steve
I'd have her back
In time,
355
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,957
But we got
A flat tire
356
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,493
We walked
In the rain to
A gas station.
357
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,263
And that's why he's wet
And not me.
358
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,964
I don't care
Who did what.
359
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,067
You're both fired!
360
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,368
You can't do that!
361
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:45,105
I can, and I did.
Good night.
362
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:48,075
Wait just a minute,
Mr. Mcclure.
363
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,914
Eddie didn't have
To confess.
364
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:58,051
He showed
Great character,
365
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,986
And what's his reward?
366
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,321
You fire him!
367
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,023
Let me tell you
Something, sir.
368
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,526
If that's the kind
Of boss you are,
369
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:11,198
I don't e-e-e-ever
Wanna work for you again!
370
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,503
Let's go, eddo.
371
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,471
Hold it, hold it.
372
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:23,143
Perhaps I overreacted
The other night.
373
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,445
You may have noticed
I get crazy
374
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,747
Where my daughter's
Concerned.
375
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:31,551
A little excitable.
Yeah, a little
Over the edge.
376
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,687
But the original grounding
Still stands.
377
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,157
Winslow, if you and greta
Really like each other,
378
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,825
You can wait a month.
379
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,095
No problem, sir.
Greta's worth waiting for.
380
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,364
And so are you, eddie.
381
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,137
Excuse me, sir.
382
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,572
What about our jobs?
383
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,174
You're rehired.
384
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,542
All right!
385
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,609
Woo!
386
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,050
Two saves
In one night.
387
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,985
My luck
Must be changing.
388
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,053
Good night.
389
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,621
Good night.
390
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,464
Look what you did.
391
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,931
Grraaaah!
392
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,568
Daddy! No!
Daddy! Daddy!
393
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,512
Mr. Winslow?
Yes.
394
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,348
Doughnuts are not
Deductible.
395
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,785
I'm a cop.
They're a business
Expense.
396
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,754
Uncle sam says, "Uh-uh."
397
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,392
O.K., slick.
398
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:51,130
You owe the united states
Government...
399
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:57,904
$2,753.41.
400
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,908
What? I don't have
That kind of money.
401
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,578
Well, then, you may end up
Having to arrest yourself.
402
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,580
Ha ha ha ha!
403
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,418
I'm sorry.
404
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,086
That's probably
A lot funnier to me
405
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,389
Than it is to you.
406
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,624
Yeah.
407
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,427
Well, a little suggestion
For the future--
408
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,162
A ballpoint pen makes
A much better impression
409
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,131
Than purple crayon.
410
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,200
Oh, that's my
Nephew, richie.
411
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,935
I borrowed it
From him.
412
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,305
Well, then I suggest
The next time you do
Your taxes,
413
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,973
You send
The little fella home.
414
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,443
I can't.
He lives with us.
415
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,478
Really?
416
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,515
You didn't list him
As a dependent.
417
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,384
I didn't think
I should.
418
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,018
His mother lives
With us, too.
419
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,487
Oh, wait a minute.
420
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,589
How many people
Live with you?
421
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,090
Six. Why?
422
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,794
You only put down three.
423
00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:00,199
This is terrible news.
424
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,801
Why? What's wrong?
425
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,304
Because of your
Additional dependents
426
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,940
You were actually
Entitled to...
427
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,812
A refund.
428
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,814
Really?
429
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,618
How much?
430
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,619
Let me see.
431
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,589
Add the 3
And subtract the 7...
432
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,524
That's $18.16.
433
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,559
All right, mr. Kincaid!
434
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,796
Mr. Kincaid! I love you,
Mr. Kincaid!
435
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,230
Thank you, thank you.
436
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,465
Don't thank me.
437
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,501
I'm not happy about this.
438
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,937
This is a big blotch
On my record.
439
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,773
Uh...
Can I have that pencil?
440
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,610
I suppose so. Why?
441
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,813
I want to frame it
As a memento.
442
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,415
I'm gonna tell people
443
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:53,886
That this is the pencil
That beat simon kincaid.
444
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,127
I'm sorry.
445
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,462
That's probably a lot
Funnier to me
446
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,697
Than it is to you.
447
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,340
* ...Things happen
Just like that *
448
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,475
* hey, reggae music
Playing *
449
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,445
* who knows
What step will drop? *
450
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,613
* turn you inside out *
451
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,316
* make you scream and shout *
452
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,951
* the vibe is building *
453
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,387
* and it's a crazy
Reggae rhythm *
454
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,822
* catch the groove *
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