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Ta-da!
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Whoa!
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Honey!
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Bacon, eggs,
Hash browns,
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And homemade
Biscuits.
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Sweetheart,
I love it.
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Wait a minute.
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Did you wreck
The car again?
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Carl, there's
No ulterior motive.
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It's simply an
I-love-you breakfast.
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Well, I love you, too,
Sweetheart,
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And I'm sorry
For being so suspicious.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I invited my boss
To your poker game.
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I knew there were
Some strings attached.
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But, carl, my boss
Loves to play poker.
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You need another player,
And I want to suck up.
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Harriet, I
Hardly know the guy.
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Carl, if I have to
Go back and tell my boss
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That he can't play,
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He's going to be
Very unhappy with me.
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Oh, alright.
Alright, he can play.
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Thank you, carl.
I owe you big time.
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You can start
By getting me
Another biscuit.
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Ah! Can't.
Late for work.
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Steve?
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Live and in person.
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Why aren't these bugs
Under a rock,
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Where they belong?
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Oh, because bugs 'n' hugs
Is coming to see them.
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Bugs 'n' hugs?
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She's a bug collector
I met over the internet.
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Wait a minute.
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You insect people
Get together on
Your computers?
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Oh, yes.
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We even have
Our own chat room.
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It's called the beehive.
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I met
Bugs 'n' hugs there.
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Her real name
Is agnes pritzker.
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Agnes?
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Ooh.
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Woof woof woof!
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Bow wow.
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[panting]
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Now stop that.
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Agnes is going
To be here,
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And she's coming
To swap critters.
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Oh, well, I'd love to stay
And meet your bug chick,
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But I got to go do...
Anything else.
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Well, don't you worry,
My little dung beetle.
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You're not going,
You're just for showing.
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[doorbell rings]
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Steven urkel?
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Y-y-yowsir!
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I'm agnes.
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Hold the mayo!
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You're bugs 'n' hugs?
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Hee hee. That's right,
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And you must be...
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Larva dude.
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Abso-tootle-lutely!
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Why...
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Is anything wrong?
No.
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It's just that I've never
Seen a bug collector
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With shaved legs before.
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You've never met
A female bug collector?
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Oh, plenty, just not one
With shaved legs.
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Oh, wow!
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Ohh! Oh!
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Your suprimus fambiatis
Is magnificent!
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Oh, thank you.
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I take pride in
My carrion clown beetle.
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Where did you find it?
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Okay, okay,
Okay, okay, okay.
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In a dead fish
On a river bank
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Right next
To a badger dropping
Shortly after brunch.
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Oh, you are so lucky.
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Okay, yes, yes, yes.
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Would you consider
Trading your clown beetle
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For a chrysafora
Chrysachloa?
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Ohh! Why, you have
A glorious scarab?
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Mm-hmm.
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This little fella
Dropped out of a tree
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And landed...
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Right here.
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Lucky bug.
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So, do we have a trade?
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Is the jerusalem cricket
A ground dweller?
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Great!
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Well...
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Well.
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I'd better run.
I'm late for a party.
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Well, uh, thanks
For coming by.
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Oh, my pleasure.
It was nice to see the face
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That goes with
The screen name.
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Nice to see your face
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And all that great stuff
That holds it up.
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Oh...
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That is so sweet.
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Agnes?
Yes?
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I hope I'm not
Being too forward,
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But you sure are
A pretty lady.
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Why, thank you...
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And that wasn't
Forward at all.
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No?
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Mm-mmm.
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And I happen to think...
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That you...
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Are a very
Attractive guy.
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You do?
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[deep voice]
Thank you.
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You know, it's strange.
We just met,
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But I feel this--this...
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Chemistry between us.
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Me, too.
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It's like...
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An electricity!
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You know what I think?
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What?
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It's passion.
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Oh, my.
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Sometimes...
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Passion needs
To be expressed.
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Your eyes...
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See only you.
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Oh, your body.
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Is here for you.
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Your lips.
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Are aching to be kissed.
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Steve.
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Steve!
Huh? Huh? Oh, uh, wha?
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I said I guess
I'd better run.
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I'm late for a party.
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Oh. Oh, right. Yes.
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Thank--p-party.
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Yes. Oh, I just--
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Was wondering.
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It was nice to meet you,
Larva dude.
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It was nice meeting
You, too, bugs 'n' hugs.
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Bye.
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Whoa.
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So where's
This neidermeyer
Guy?
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Oh, he'll be here
Any minute.
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Hey, and, guys, remember,
He's my wife's boss,
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So be nice to him.
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How come?
You're my boss.
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I ain't nice
To you.
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Well, that's 'cause you
Don't know any better.
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You guys bust me up.
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Couple of kookie wackies
For sure.
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[knock on door]
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Oh.
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Carl!
Yeah?
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Nick neidermeyer.
Sorry I'm late.
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Stopped off
To get a pizza.
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Oh, great. Where is it?
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Ate it.
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Hey, pigeons!
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Nick neidermeyer. I'll
Spell it for you later
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When you write me
Those hefty checks!
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Heh heh heh!
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I have choked
On my chicklets.
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Nick, this is
Sergeant willie tannen.
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Hi, willie.
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And this--heh heh--
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This is my neighbor
Zoohair bhutto.
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Zoohair bhutto?
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That's not a name!
That's an eye chart!
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Is this guy trying
To pull my neck?
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Well, this is--this
Is charlie sullivan,
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The assistant coroner.
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Two more murders,
And I get my 300
Dead guy pin.
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Yeah.
Good luck.
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Enough chitchat!
Let's play poker!
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Great.
Alright.
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Okay, fellas, the stakes
Are 50 cents, a dollar,
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And $5.00
On the last card.
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Wuss stakes! Come on.
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Let's put some serious
Money on the table.
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Uh, no. This is just
A friendly game.
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Where's the booze?
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There isn't any.
It's a dry friendly game.
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You mean, I have to look at
Your sorry pusses sober?
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Ha ha ha!
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Can I deal? Thanks.
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Ahem.
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I see your 5...
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And raise you 5.
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Ah, I fold.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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What is so funny?
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All I had was a 10 high.
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What'd you have?
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Pair of kings!
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Ha!
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I bluffed you, pal!
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You should
Have stayed in.
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Ha ha ha!
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Well, thanks for
Pointing that out, nick.
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You know, I may have
To rename my house
Chateau winslow...
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Because you're
Buying it for me!
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Ha ha ha!
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This game has
Taken a dark turn.
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00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,973
So, carl,
How's the game going?
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Oh, just fine,
Sweetheart.
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Just fine.
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Are we in
The same game?
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00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,080
He's a loud,
Stinky man.
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00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,316
Relax, zoohair.
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00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,218
It's just like
I told my wife.
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Everything is just fine.
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[squeaky music plays]
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* *
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* *
* *
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* *
* *
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* *
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* *
* *
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* *
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* *
* *
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* *
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Hey, steve.
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How'd you know
It was me?
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Lucky guess.
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00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:05,733
Oh, laura.
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* *
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* *
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* *
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* *
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I need some advice.
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00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,944
Here's some.
Burn the slippers.
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00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,813
No.
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I cheated on myra.
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00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:26,920
You found another woman
Willing to touch you?
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Yes, and her name
Is agnes pritzker.
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Agnes pritzker?
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Don't let
The name fool you.
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00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,398
Why, she's
A humma-humma,
Whoa-mama,
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00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,433
Strip-search-me
Doll baby.
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00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,871
And a woman like that
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Is interested in you
Because...
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00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,743
Well, we both love bugs.
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She came over
To trade some,
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And, then, bam!
I got hot.
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* *
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* *
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You got hot?
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Oh, laura...
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I'm so ashamed.
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00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,923
Oh, the things
I did with agnes...
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In my naughty,
Naughty mind.
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Wait a minute. Back up.
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* *
* *
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00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,465
Did you say
In your mind?
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00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,666
Oh, yes.
256
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,469
I never actually
Did anything with agnes.
257
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I imagined it.
258
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,606
Then you didn't
Cheat on myra.
259
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,541
Oh, but I did.
260
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I lusted in my heart.
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00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,980
Steve, everyone
Has fantasies.
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00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,816
Have you ever had
Fantasies about me?
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[chuckling]
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Oh, you're so crazy!
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Ooh.
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Well, come on.
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You've had to have
At least one fantasy.
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You're right.
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I did.
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00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,766
Really?
271
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,436
Yeah.
Oh.
272
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,104
You were waving to me...
273
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,105
Ooh.
274
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,374
From the back
Of a moving van.
275
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,112
Hardee har har.
276
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,047
* *
277
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,281
* *
* *
278
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,850
[music slowly stops]
279
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,820
If you really feel like
You've done something wrong,
280
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,722
Then I think you should tell
Her and get it off your chest.
281
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,892
But I might lose her.
282
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,194
That's just a chance
You'll have to take,
283
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,729
That's the only way you'll
Be able to live with yourself.
284
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,031
You're right, laura.
285
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:23,336
I'm going to tell myra,
But if she dumps me...
286
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,838
Will you be my sweetie?
287
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,974
Ha ha ha!
288
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,976
Boy, you
Are really a trip.
289
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,046
Go ahead. Think it over.
290
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,228
I bet 5.
291
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,431
Call.
292
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,565
3 kings.
293
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,566
Ooh.
294
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,203
Ha ha ha!
Good.
295
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,570
But!
296
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,272
Not good enough.
297
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,607
A flush.
298
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,842
Ha ha ha!
299
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,580
Ah, you know,
Carl, you've got
The wrong last name.
300
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,184
It shouldn't be winslow.
It should be wins-never!
301
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,853
Ha ha ha!
302
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,127
Okay, guys, let's
Pony up for the food.
303
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,528
How much is it again?
304
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,963
5 bucks each.
305
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,831
That's not fair.
306
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,866
Why not?
Well, look at you.
307
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,369
I could live a year
On just what you spill.
308
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,405
Ooh.
309
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,007
Ha ha ha!
310
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,608
Well, hey! Hey!
311
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,544
Aah! Aah!
312
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,500
Aah!
313
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,388
Carl...
314
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,822
Carl!
Huh?
315
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:26,859
Do I really have
To put in 5 bucks
For refreshments?
316
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,795
Nick, if you feel
That's too much,
317
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,499
Just put in whatever makes
You feel comfortable.
318
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,733
Well, how about...
319
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,901
Nothing!
320
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,703
That'd make me feel
Real comfortable.
321
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,006
Ha ha ha!
322
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,977
Ha ha ha.
323
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,084
[sighs]
324
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,720
Oh, it's such
A romantic night--
325
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,857
The stars,
The full moon,
326
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:58,992
You know...
327
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,328
I'm sorry,
Banana butt...
328
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:03,930
But...
329
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,932
I'm preoccupied.
330
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,701
I have a confession
To make.
331
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,738
What is it?
332
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,907
I met a girl.
Ohh! No.
333
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,977
Her name is agnes.
334
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,113
Agnes...
335
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,650
That's a stupid name.
336
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,585
I met her
On my computer.
337
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,619
Oh...
338
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,455
An internet tramp.
339
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,623
No. She came over
To trade bugs,
340
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,225
But the thing is...
341
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,362
She was devastatingly
Gorgeous.
342
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,429
What?
343
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,565
The next thing I knew,
I was picturing myself
344
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,700
Giving her
A big juicy kiss.
345
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,070
You what?
Whoa!
346
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,873
Steven q. Urkel,
Front and center.
347
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,008
Now, myra, please,
Calm down.
348
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,410
Myra, what--whoo!
349
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,479
Myra, please
Just calm down.
350
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,647
My-my-myra don't
Make me use this.
351
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,683
Whoo! Whoo!
352
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,719
My-my-my--
Ooh, my-my-my--
353
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,189
My--
354
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,292
My--
355
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,026
Myra, myra,
Now you seem upset.
356
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,161
Upset?
357
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,796
Just because
You're fantasizing
358
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,132
About some
Cyberspace hussy?
359
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,534
Myra!
360
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,539
Why, you're lucky
That wasn't lit.
361
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,708
Why, you're lucky
That wasn't you!
362
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,077
Whoo! Myra. My--ooh!
363
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,712
Wha--whoo!
364
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,320
Myra. My-my-mmm-myra.
365
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,455
Myra. Myra. Myra. Uhh!
366
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,523
Myra.
367
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,358
Uhh! Phh!
368
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,629
Houston,
We have a problem.
369
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,901
M-m-myra--whoo!
370
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,138
Whoo!
371
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,982
Heh-eh...
Steven?
372
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:06,153
Steven?
Uh, uh, uh...
373
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,821
I-I said...
374
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:13,693
I imagined myself giving
Agnes a big, juicy kiss.
375
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,430
Oh...
376
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,232
No biggie.
377
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,634
Come again?
378
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:25,205
Steven, you're
A strapping young man
With raging desires,
379
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,774
And I can't control
Your fantasies,
380
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,476
But if you ever
Act on them,
381
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,811
I'll mail your ears
Home to mama.
382
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,148
Owie.
383
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,449
After all...
384
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:40,553
You're a macho pinata
With big prizes inside,
385
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,123
And I'm not
The only gal in line
To smack you.
386
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,025
Too true. Too true.
387
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,360
And besides...
388
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,629
My job is to make sure
You're real life
389
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,898
Is a whole lot hotter
390
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,601
Than your
Bug bimbo fantasies.
391
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:06,246
So the black guy turns
To the pakistani guy
And says,
392
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,481
"Not in my neighborhood
You don't!"
393
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,049
Ha ha ha!
394
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:13,653
Ha ha ha! Not in my neigh--
395
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,022
You guys will come to appreciate
My sense of humor
396
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,224
As the weeks go by.
397
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,058
Ha ha ha.
398
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,059
Mr. Neidermeyer?
399
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,361
Huh?
400
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,897
The only thing that's
Going to go by is you.
401
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,098
Bye.
402
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,500
Huh?
403
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,206
Carl was nice enough
To invite you into his game,
404
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,074
And you've been acting
Like a jackass.
405
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,876
Now, honey...
406
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:37,910
It's really okay.
407
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,046
No, it's not okay,
Carl.
408
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,414
I kept quiet
Last week
409
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,516
And I haven't said
Anything tonight!
410
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,385
This poker game
Is important to you.
411
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,787
And I've messed it up
By inviting this windbag!
412
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,921
Whoo whoo whoo!
413
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,757
Whoo whoo whoo!
414
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,695
Do I have to remind you
Who you're talking to?
415
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,064
No, you don't have to
Remind me of nothing.
416
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,600
You may be my boss, but that
Does not give you the right
417
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,502
To come into my home
And be obnoxious
418
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,136
To my husband
And his friends.
419
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,506
So go ahead. Fire me!
420
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:14,881
But you'll never play
In this game again.
421
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,883
You go, girl!
422
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,524
Believe me,
I would fire you,
423
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,059
If I wasn't
Being transferred.
424
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:30,029
Holy.
425
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,698
Transferred?
426
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:32,932
Uh...
427
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,968
They're moving me to
The automotive department.
428
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,340
So you, uh,
Can't fire me?
429
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,809
That's right.
430
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,545
Oh, so you...
431
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:49,816
Have no authority
Over my wife whatsoever?
432
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:50,850
None.
433
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,785
Heh heh heh heh.
434
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,855
Honey, I, uh, think
Nick needs a napkin.
435
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,357
Oh, sweetheart.
436
00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,360
Mmm. I do believe
You're right.
437
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,762
Heh heh heh.
438
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,863
There we go.
439
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,897
Watch that there.
440
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,566
Ah, there you go.
441
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,562
Okay, gentlemen,
Game is seven stud,
442
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,131
High-low split,
Aces swing,
443
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,433
Wild cards
Are one-eyed jack
444
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,335
And the man
With the ax.
445
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,836
Lady for the man.
446
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:44,904
Cop takes a bullet.
447
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,305
King for my king.
448
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,840
Zoohair's looking
For a pair.
449
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,976
And little old three
For little old me.
450
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,378
Bet's to the bullet.
451
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,713
It's like playing
With maverick.
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