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Hello, chick magnet.
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Ah!
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[water runs]
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Gah!
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Ah!
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Boy! I hate shaving.
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Every month!
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Oh! My loofa!
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* and I *
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* will always *
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* love you **
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Move over, whitney.
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Who left
The shower running?
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Whooaaaaahh!
Aah!
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[doorbell rings]
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Hiya, neighbor!
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Hi!
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You don't remember me,
Do you?
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Sure, I do, neighbor!
Come in! Come in!
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Heh heh--
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Well, how have you been?
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Great! Great! Great!
Heh heh heh!
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And you?
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Oh, jim dandy.
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You don't remember
Me at all, do you?
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No, not a clue.
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Larry johnson.
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Pastor fuller asked
You and harriette
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To counsel me
And my fiancée
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About the pitfalls
Of marriage?
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Right, right.
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We gave you
Some good advice.
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So how are you and...
Marilyn getting along?
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We're divorced.
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Gotcha!
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Just kidding.
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Actually, me
And the little wifey
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Are simpatico-habitating
Beautifully.
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Heh heh...
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Great. Heh heh--
Well, have a seat.
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Uh, thanks.
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So...What can
I do for you?
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Well, mr. Winslow--
If I may call you that--
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My wife's birthday
Is tomorrow,
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And I bought
Her something
Kind of special.
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Oh, how thoughtful.
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I'm a thoughtful guy.
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The problem is,
I can't hide it
In the house
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Because
The little wifey's
A snoopster.
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I was hoping I could
Entrust it to you?
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Oh...Why me?
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Well, you're a member
Of our church,
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A respected leader
Of our community,
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And you've shot people.
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So how about it?
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It'll just be
For one day.
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Well, no problem, lar--
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If I may call you that.
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Hey-hey!
You got the gun!
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"Cerebral ganglia form
The insect brain."
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Ooh!
[giggling]
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"A nerve ring
Connects the ganglia
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"With more ganglia,
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From which
The ventral nerve cord
Stems."
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That makes me so hot.
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It does?
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Say...
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Ganglia again.
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Ganglia.
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Whoo-hoo! Baby!
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Stop that myra
This is a kitchen.
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People eat here.
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Hi...
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Hello, laura.
Don't you ever knock?
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I live here.
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Steve.
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Laura.
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How are you?
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Fine.
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Fine-fine-fine.
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You?
Good.
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Good-good-good.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing!
Nothing!
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I got to go! Bye!
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Bye!
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Bye!
Bye!
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What's going on
Between you and laura?
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I have no idea what
You're talking about.
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You and laura could
Hardly look at each other.
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What happened steven?
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I can't tell you.
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Oh, yes, you can.
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No, I can't.
It's personal.
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Steven, if I'm going
To bear your children
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And have all my best body
Parts drop 4 inches...
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There should be
No secrets between us.
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4 inches?
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Spill it, sparky.
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Well, this morning...
Mm-hmm.
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I accidentally
Saw laura...
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Mm-hmm.
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In the buff.
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Aah!
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I see.
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And when you saw her
In the...In the...
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Raw...
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What did you feel?
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Nothing!
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I never touched her!
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I meant emotionally.
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I was mortified!
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I was humiliated!
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[sighs]
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So you were
Embarrassed for laura.
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For the both of us!
I was naked, too!
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Aah!
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How much did she see?
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Well, ladybug, let's not
Get into specifics.
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How...Much...
Did she...See?
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The whole enchilada.
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[keys jingle in door]
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Hi, honey!
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Hey, sweetheart!
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You got off work
An hour ago.
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Where have you been?
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Shopping!
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This is for you,
Sweetheart.
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What could this be?
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[gasps]
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Harriette!
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We saw this
At the mall
Last week!
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I went back and got it.
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Oh, sweetheart,
I love it!
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This is beautiful!
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It's got an alarm
And a stopwatch?
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And a calendar, too.
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I set it for today--
The anniversary
Of our first date.
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That's right.
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Ooh! What do
We have here?
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What?
My present!
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No! Sweetheart!
Don't tell me!
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I hear jewelry.
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It's calling
My name!
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No, harriette!
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I--no--
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Aah!
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Carl, it's gorgeous!
I can't believe it!
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A diamond bracelet!
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00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:03,043
Oh, carl! You are
The sweetest...
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Most generous...
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Husband
In the whole world!
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I love you,
Carl winslow!
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I got to show it
To laura!
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Oh, laura!
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It's not yours.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hey, mr. Winslow.
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Hey, larry. Thanks
For coming right over!
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What's up, guy?
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When you called,
Marilyn and I
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Were in the middle
Of a rousing game
Of pictionary.
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I was trying
To draw an ottoman--
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Right! Listen,
Why don't you have a seat?
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Look--oh.
Can I get you anything?
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A soda, chips,
A lobster?
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No, thanks.
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Okay, um...
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Let me tell you why
I asked you come over,
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Lar, neighbor,
Old pal of mine.
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You see...
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When you left
Marilyn's present
With me this afternoon--
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Heh heh heh--
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A funny thing happened.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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What?
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What?
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Well--heh--you see,
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Today happens to be
The anniversary
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Of my first date
With harriette.
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Hey!
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But, uh...
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When she saw your gift--
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Get this--
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She--she--ha ha...
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Ha ha!
Hee hee...
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She--she--sh-she thought
It was for her.
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That's hilarious!
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You kill me!
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It must have been
Really awkward
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When you had to tell her
That she was wrong.
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Oh, you did tell her,
Didn't you?
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Wheee! Hee! Hee!
Lord have mercy!
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Have mercy!
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Ha haaa ha ha!
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Larry! Larry! Larry!
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Lar-ry!
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Look what carl
Bought me!
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Ain't it beautiful?
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Beautiful!
Lord, it's beautiful!
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00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,197
It's beautiful!
Lord have mercy!
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00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,966
Have mercy! Have mercy!
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00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:06,767
Oh, mercy!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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I didn't quite
Tell her yet.
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00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,877
But I do have
A plan.
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00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,046
Let's hear it,
Einstein.
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00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,314
Well, I figure
I'll just go and buy
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The identical
Bracelet,
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And you give
That one to marilyn.
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Huh?
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Oh...Keen.
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I'll just get some
Pertinent info.
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Alright.
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00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,592
Okay.
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00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,461
It was zagner's
Jewelers...
Uh-huh.
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On argyle street.
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Uh-huh.
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And it was, uh, $3,800.
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3,800 bucks?
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00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,844
You spent that much money
On your wife?
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00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,080
Well, sure, carl.
I love her.
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00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:57,650
I love my wife, too,
But...3,800 bucks?
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On your wife?
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00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,054
What are you, rich?
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00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,556
Heck, no,
But my dad is.
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00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,657
Ever hear
Of mobil oil?
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00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,159
[gasps]
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00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,862
Your father
Owns mobil oil?
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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,330
No, but he sure
Sued 'em.
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Ah!
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Ow!
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00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,381
Wow!
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00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:33,987
Boy!
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That third step
Does not like me.
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00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,061
H-h-hi.
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00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:43,831
Hi.
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I--I--I was thirsty.
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00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,500
I mean--I--well--thirsty.
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00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,636
So I--I thought
I'd just come
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And get some--
I'll do that now.
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00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,145
Whoo!
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00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,146
Gaah!
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00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,547
Whoo-whoo!
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00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,218
Gaah!
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00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,366
Whoop!
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00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,570
Whoo!
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00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,512
Well, that was
Refreshing.
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Here, I'll help you
Clean it up.
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00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,496
Whoa! Sorry!
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Well, me, too!
Oh, me, more!
252
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,867
And me, most!
253
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:58,238
Hey! How did
The floor get wet?
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00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,008
Oh.
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00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,176
Hi, steve.
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00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,913
Man, I'm starved!
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00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,881
I haven't eaten
In two hours!
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00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,650
Ooh! Jackpot!
259
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,651
Fried chicken!
260
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,652
Ha ha!
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00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,121
There's enough
For everybody.
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00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,923
Want a breast, steve?
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00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,329
No, thank you, eddo.
264
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,998
Well, how about
A nice, juicy thigh?
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00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,501
Would you shut
Your filthy mouth?
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00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,340
What?
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00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,209
All this talk of breasts
And--and shapely thighs
268
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And lean, flat stomachs,
Covered with soap!
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00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,284
Wait a minute.
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00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,819
I didn't mention
Stomachs.
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What's going on here?
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00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,423
Nothing!
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00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,258
Uh, nothing.
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00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,692
Nothing-nothing-
Nothing.
275
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,094
What happened?
276
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,929
You see each other
Naked or something?
277
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,601
Oh, my, god! You did!
278
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,408
Oooh-hoo-hoo!
279
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,876
Hoo-hoo--ha ha!
280
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,178
Ha ha ha ha!
281
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,683
You saw each other naked!
282
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,254
Yes! We did!
283
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,156
We saw each other nude,
Peeled, in the buff,
284
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,058
In the raw, au naturel,
Without a stitch,
285
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,093
In our birthday suits,
286
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,894
Just wearing smiles!
287
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,730
Yeah, and we expect you
To keep it quiet.
288
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,332
Oh, I will.
289
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,168
At least until
I see somebody!
290
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,471
Eddo, this is very awkward,
291
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,407
And you're not
Making it any easier.
292
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,209
Now, come on guys.
293
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,144
What, were you going
To hide from each other
294
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,745
Till what you saw
Turns gray?
295
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,180
Eddie!
Eddie!
296
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,150
Work it out!
297
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,123
You know...
298
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,159
When I was 8,
I walked in on mom and dad.
299
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,194
If I can get over that,
300
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,496
You two can surely
Get over this!
301
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,340
Oh, laura...
302
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,308
Yeah?
303
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,610
Eddo's right.
304
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,281
We have to deal
With this.
305
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,051
You're right.
306
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,388
But how do we start?
307
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,989
Well...
308
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,725
We could try looking
At each other...
309
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,461
Without turning
Beet red.
310
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,942
I feel better already.
311
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,344
Oh, me, too!
312
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,213
I just hope you know
That what happened
313
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,215
Was purely an accident.
314
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,050
Oh, steve, of course!
315
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,785
Otherwise,
I'd have to kill you.
316
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,489
Why, never
In my wildest fantasies
317
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:06,793
Have I ever envisioned
You in...The altogether.
318
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,130
Of course there...Was that
One hot summer night...
319
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,932
When I was...Tossing
And turning in bed,
320
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,868
And I...
Pictured you in...
321
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,404
Slacks and a blue blazer.
322
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,848
Well...
323
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,016
See, that's alright.
324
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,552
I mean, we all
Have fantasies.
325
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,321
Fortunately, mine are
Nothing like yours,
326
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,323
But we all have them.
327
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,293
Laura, I don't know
If I can sleep tonight.
328
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,129
I'm afraid
I might see again
329
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,963
What I shouldn't have seen
But did.
330
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:47,634
We can't go back
In time and change
What happened.
331
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,701
True.
332
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,137
Well, at least not until
333
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,704
The government
Gives me some plutonium.
334
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:58,778
Right.
335
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,482
Anyway,
I appreciate the fact
336
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,718
That when you saw me,
You looked away...
337
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,321
Almost immediately.
338
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,956
And you didn't
Go blab about it
339
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,023
To a bunch of guys.
340
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,492
Oh, of course not!
341
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:16,496
Why, I have profound
Respect for you.
342
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,732
And I appreciate the fact
That when you saw me...
343
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,234
You didn't...
344
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,635
Point and laugh.
345
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,140
Believe me, steve,
346
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,441
There was nothing
To laugh about.
347
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,383
Really?
348
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,387
Oh, my.
349
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,867
I'd better rehearse this.
350
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,908
Harriette,
351
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,676
I am very sorry,
352
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,978
But the bracelet does not
Belong to you.
353
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,480
It belongs to someone else.
354
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,548
Who?
355
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,716
Oh, god!
356
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,952
Harriette, sweetheart,
357
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,021
What are you
Still doing up?
358
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,756
Carl, if this isn't
My bracelet,
359
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,525
Then whose is it?
360
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,394
Marilyn johnson's.
361
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,595
What?
362
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,964
Why are you
Buying presents
For marilyn johnson?
363
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,766
I--I--I--I'm not!
364
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,901
Her husband
Larry johnson
Gave it to me
365
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,272
To hold for him
Until tomorrow
For her birthday.
366
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:37,377
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
367
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,945
I would have
Told you sooner,
368
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,514
But when I saw how
Happy you were--
369
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,416
Well,
I just couldn't.
370
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,219
I see.
371
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,758
You got the box?
372
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,829
Well, that's
Not important.
373
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,832
Honey...
374
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,602
I know how
Disappointed you are.
375
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:06,239
Carl...I'm not disappointed
About the bracelet.
376
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,609
Well, I...Am.
377
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,745
But what really
Disappoints me
378
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,081
Is that you forgot
Our anniversary again.
379
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,116
Oh, no!
No, I didn't!
380
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,518
It's just that the...
381
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,952
Well, the present
I got you
382
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,855
Is not nearly as expensive
As that bracelet
383
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,393
What did you get me?
384
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:36,869
Happy 25th anniversary
Of our first date,
Mrs. Winslow.
385
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,904
Oh...
386
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,877
Oh, carl!
387
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,446
This is from our first date!
388
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,515
The photo booth
At the carnival.
389
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,549
Yep.
390
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,286
You know,
I remember this.
391
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,654
By the time we got
392
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,289
To the top
Of the ferris wheel,
393
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,291
I knew I was with the man
394
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,559
I was going to marry.
395
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,228
And you know what?
396
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,397
We've been going around
Ever since.
397
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:15,975
Alright. Good day.
398
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,544
Zit-free.
399
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,046
[knock on door]
400
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,448
Hello? Anyone
In there?
401
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,982
I'll be right out,
Steve.
402
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,594
All yours.
403
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,663
Thankee.
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