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Aah!
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Mr. Winslow,
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Isn't it a little late
To play baseball?
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Waldo...
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Isn't it a little late
To be in my kitchen?
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It's never too late
For a nutritious snack.
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Pickle?
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I hate to bring this up,
Waldo,
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But you don't even
Live here.
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What's your point?
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The point is, waldo,
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That you should be eating
At your own apartment.
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But I might wake up
Eddie.
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Well, you woke me up.
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It doesn't matter.
You're going out
To play baseball.
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So, waldo,
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You walked all the way
Over here in your pajamas?
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Of course not.
That would be stupid.
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I took the bus.
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Well, you can take
The same bus right back.
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You know...
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I'm starting to feel
That I'm not wanted here.
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Good, waldo.
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Go with that feeling.
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See where it takes you.
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Well, you don't have
To paint me a picture.
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I'll just have to finish
My snack at home.
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And if I wake up eddie,
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It'll be on your head.
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Hey, waldo,
They got any cold cuts?
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Not out.
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I'll just get
Some cheese.
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Cool.
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[boing boing]
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[boing boing boing]
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I know this is my house.
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I pay the mortgage.
My name is on the bills.
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I looked at it yesterday.
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Carl?
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Boy, it's a little late
To be playing baseball.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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I saw her again.
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The sexy goddess
Who lives upstairs?
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Yeah. She was doing
Her laundry.
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So what'd you say?
What'd you say?
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Well, all I could manage
To get out was...
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Humna huhla fumla luhna.
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Oh. French.
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No. I spoke fluent idiot.
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Man, I blew it.
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Every time I see her,
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My mind goes blank.
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Huh?
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The girl of my dreams...
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Lives right above me,
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But she might as well be
A thousand miles away.
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Hey, what's up, steve?
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I guess.
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What's wrong?
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Guys, I've got bad news.
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My father invented
Something called
A brain cam,
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A microscopic camera
Inserted into the brain
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To locate brain damage.
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Why's that bad news?
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He's been asked
To demonstrate it
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In hospitals
All across russia.
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Guys, my parents
Are moving to moscow.
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You going, too?
You going, too?
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Not if I can help it.
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I don't want to be away
From my friends and myra,
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My tutti-frutti
Funtime cutie.
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Oh, man, that is rough.
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And I don't want
To miss my senior year
Of high school.
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Definitely not.
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Those were
The best three years
Of my life.
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I'll never make it
In russia.
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You have to stand in line
For two weeks
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To get cheese.
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Why don't you just
Stay in your house?
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Ma and pa urkel
Already rented it out.
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I might never see you guys
For the rest of my life.
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Hmm.
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Well...
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Send us a postcard.
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Hey, mom!
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Hey, dad!
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Hey, stranger.
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To what do we
Owe the honor
Of this visit?
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Well, I got
A big problem.
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Steve's parents
Are moving to russia.
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Is steve going, too?
Is steve going, too?
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Well, he is if he doesn't
Find a place to stay.
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He asked if he could move in
With me and waldo.
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What'd you tell him?
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Well, I told him
I'd think it over.
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Think it over?
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Think it over?
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Edward, you are
Steve urkel's best friend.
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To steve, the sun
Rises and sets on you.
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But, dad--
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But, but, but, but!
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You need to show
A little compassion,
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A little humanity.
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Can you just picture
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Poor steve moving
All the way to russia,
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Away from all
Of his friends,
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Away from the only home
He's ever known?
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Can you really
Do that to steve
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And still look at
Yourself in the mirror?
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No.
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I think not.
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Well, I guess I better
Go tell steve
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He can come and live
With us then.
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You bet.
You go, boy.
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Okay, carl.
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You want to tell me
What all that was about?
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What?
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Why all this sudden concern
About steve?
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If steve moves in
With eddie and waldo,
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He won't be asking
To move in with us.
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Ha ha ha!
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Carl winslow...
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You should be
Ashamed of yourself.
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Oh, I am.
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I really am.
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So, mother winslow...
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What are you and fletcher
Doing tonight?
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Well, fletcher's
Going hunting.
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What are you doing?
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I'm hiding.
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Oh, mom, grandma,
Guess what?
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I got straight as
On my report card.
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You did?
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Congratulations.
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Ooh, got an "A" in french.
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Oui. Absolument.
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Oh, that's my girl.
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Oh, I'm so proud
Of you, laura.
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How'd you do, max?
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Let's just say
We came here
Instead of my house.
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Gotcha.
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You know...
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It's times like this
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I wish eddie
Hadn't moved out.
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Ah! You miss him, huh?
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No. It's more fun
To gloat in person
Than by phone.
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Ha ha!
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* I'm living
With eddie and waldo *
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* I'm living
With eddie and waldo *
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* I'm living
With eddie and waldo **
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[spitting]
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There's a no singing clause
In our lease.
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Hee hee hee!
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This is going to be boss.
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Let's celebrate.
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I'm taking my best buds
To lunch and a movie.
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Can eddie and I come?
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He's treating us, waldo.
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Okay, but those
Other guys are
Going to be mad.
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They can come, too, waldo.
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Cool.
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Hey, before we go,
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You guys want to see
Something neat?
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Ugh!
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Those are disgusting.
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Careful.
They might hear you.
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What are those?
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Super termites.
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I bred them myself.
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They only live
For three days,
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But they eat wood
A thousand times faster
Than ordinary termites.
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Let's see what
My little buddies did
With their snack.
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They've got
The right idea.
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Let's go try and eat.
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Yeah, especially
Since steve's buying.
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Come on.
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[sniffling]
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00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,173
Waldo, will you
Please stop crying?
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I can't help it.
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00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,611
It's that forrest gump.
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00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,346
He's just so darn smart.
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Hey.
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Boy, you're stronger
Than I thought.
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What's going on?
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Wuh-oh!
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My termites got loose.
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And this whole building
Is...
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Wood.
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Be careful
Where you step.
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00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,823
We could go right
Through the floor.
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00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,090
Well, it looks like...
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They're eating
Their way upwards.
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[creaking]
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I suggest we vamoose!
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Wow, eddo, what luck.
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The girl of your dreams
Just dropped in.
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Hey, baby,
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Humla, humla,
Fumla...
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00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,947
Hu-hu-himinaha.
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[coughing]
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Are you okay?
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00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,691
I think so.
What happened?
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My termites
Got out of control.
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00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,463
Ha...Actually...
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00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,365
There's a good
Side to this.
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00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:16,203
You see, I've been dying
To talk to you.
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00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,771
Well, you will.
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00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,107
In court!
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00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,508
Aw...
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00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:26,914
Oh, baby.
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00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,416
Well, I'm glad
My aunt agnes
Wasn't here.
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She has
A wooden leg.
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00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,191
Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
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I destroyed
Your apartment.
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00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,063
What are we
Going to do?
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00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,699
What do you mean, "We"?
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00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,335
I think what he means
By "We"
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Is you, me, and him
In a collective sense.
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00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:53,941
I know!
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00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,775
I was being sarcastic.
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Man, I'm going to have to
Move back home now.
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00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,182
I'll have to
Move back home,
Too.
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00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:06,019
At least you guys
Have homes to go to.
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00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,088
I'll be headed
To moscow,
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00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,557
Where I'll go
To boris yeltsin
High school
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For my senior year.
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Ohh!
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00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:19,466
If you're a nerd,
They pour vodka
Down your pants.
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00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,268
Whoa!
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00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,842
Mrs. Winslow,
It's so thoughtful of you
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To buy laura
A new outfit.
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I wanted to get her
Something nice
For making straight as.
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I just hope
She likes it.
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00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:40,787
Ooh, don't worry.
She is going to love it.
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00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,489
Ooh, girl!
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00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,996
You look hot!
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00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,363
Do you like it?
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00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,665
Uh, yeah, it's really...
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00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,101
Nice.
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00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,535
You know, it's
Really different
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00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,338
From what I
Normally wear?
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But it is really nice.
253
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,310
Oh, good.
I'm so glad.
254
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,113
You know, I got earrings
That'll look great with that.
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00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,747
I'll run up
And get them.
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00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,082
Ha ha ha.
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00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,919
Ooh, girl, that dress is the
Bomb.
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00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,787
Girl, give it up.
My mom's gone.
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00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,855
Huh?
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00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:16,990
Girl you noticed
It is awful.
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00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,358
I said I liked it
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00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,960
Because I didn't
Want to hurt
My mom's feelings.
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00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,828
Oh, really?
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00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,030
Yeah.
265
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,831
She usually has
Great taste.
266
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:28,468
She must've bought
This thing in a blackout.
267
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,171
I picked out
That dress
For your mother.
268
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,206
You did?
You're kidding, right?
269
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,211
You're not kidding?
270
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,879
Your mom asked me
To help her find
271
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,314
Something nice
For you.
272
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,716
And I happen to think this look
Is a vast improvement
273
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,685
Over the clothes
You normally wear.
274
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,887
What's wrong with the clothes
I normally wear?
275
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,256
Nothing.
276
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:54,594
If you don't mind, dowdy.
277
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,229
Dowdy.
278
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,731
You know, that's real funny
Coming from you--
279
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:02,835
Someone who's made
Mr. Blackwell's
10 worst dressed list.
280
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,072
Oh, no! You don't
Want to go there.
281
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,806
Oh, yes, I do
And I did.
282
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,676
[both arguing at once]
283
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,810
Hey!
284
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,845
Hey, hey!
Hold it, hold it,
285
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,881
Hold it!
286
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,483
What's going on here?
287
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:20,887
Why did you let
Maxine pick out
This horrible outfit?
288
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,755
Well, I'm sorry you
Don't like it.
289
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,691
Max helped me go shopping
As a favor.
290
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,061
She gave up her entire
Saturday afternoon for you.
291
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,262
I would think you'd be
292
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,598
A little bigger
And show some gratitude.
293
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,233
That's right.
294
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,267
And, max,
295
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,836
Honestly, now,
Did you think this outfit
296
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:40,107
Would look good on laura
Or on you?
297
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,810
Well, I guess on me.
298
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,445
You know...
299
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,047
You two are friends.
300
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,549
You like each other
For what you have in common.
301
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,618
You should also like
What's different.
302
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:55,622
Friends can like
Different things
And still be friends.
303
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,357
You're right, mom.
304
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,493
Do you mind if I give
This dress to max?
305
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,794
No, I don't mind.
306
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,730
That would be nice.
307
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,632
It's all yours, girl.
308
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,001
Oh, wow. Thanks.
309
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,169
You got
Straight as,
310
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:12,839
And I got
A new dress.
311
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,307
Life is good.
312
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,384
Hi, everybody.
313
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:27,720
Hi.
Hey.
314
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,056
Uh...
315
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,391
Have you missed me
Since I moved out?
316
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,426
Only like crazy.
317
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,261
Good, good.
318
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,529
I'm glad you
Feel that way.
319
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:40,500
You see, I had
A little mishap
At my apartment.
320
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,534
Mishap?
321
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,969
Well, yeah.
322
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,238
Steve sort of invented
A super breed of termite
323
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:49,342
That kind of ate
Through the third
And fourth floors.
324
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:53,913
Uh... Anyway, I was wondering
If I could move back home?
325
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,584
You mean here?
326
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,086
W-well, yeah.
327
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,461
Well, gee, eddie,
I don't know--
328
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,863
Oh, hush, carl.
329
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,300
Of course you can
Move back home.
330
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,235
I've missed you
So much, eddie.
331
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,771
Ooh, my little boy's
Coming back home.
332
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,773
Well, wait a minute.
333
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,009
If your apartment
Is destroyed,
334
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,577
Where is steve
Going to live?
335
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,758
Dos va danya, big guy.
336
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,264
Steve...
337
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,599
You're not going
To russia, are you?
338
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,235
'fraid so.
339
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,437
My plane
Leaves in two hours.
340
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,673
My dad got me a ticket
Less than coach.
341
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:58,211
Peasant.
342
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,013
Have a nice flight.
343
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,515
Carl,
344
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,717
Couldn't steve
Live with you?
345
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,885
Uh, mother...
346
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,321
Ha, that's a very big decision.
347
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,790
I'm going to take
A few months
To think about it.
348
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,594
Think about it?
349
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,238
Think about it?
350
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,774
Why would you
Have to think
About it, dad?
351
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,875
Well, you see...
352
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,879
Dad, you are
Steve urkel's hero.
353
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,147
In his eyes,
354
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,284
The sun rises
And sets on you.
355
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:41,354
But--but--but--
But--but--but--but.
356
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,090
Could you picture
Poor steve
357
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,227
Moving all the way
To russia?
358
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,230
Away from
All his friends?
359
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:54,701
Away from
The only home
He's ever known?
360
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:55,768
But it's steve...
361
00:18:55,835 --> 00:19:02,409
Can you
Let that happen
To poor steve...
362
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,411
And still look
At yourself
363
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,979
In the mirror
Every day?
364
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,080
Well, I--I...
365
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,616
I...
366
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:15,755
Think not!
367
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,123
Well, I...
368
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,925
I never thought
I'd say this...
369
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,793
Oh!
370
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,928
But, steve...
371
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:27,667
Oh!
372
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:31,604
You--you--you--you...
373
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,639
[crying]
374
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:33,906
You can live here.
375
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:40,146
[steve]
Oh...
376
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,914
Oh, thank you,
Big guy.
377
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,115
Oh, god bless you.
378
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,284
God bless you!
379
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,554
I promise,
You'll never
Regret this.
380
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,821
Oh! Oh!
381
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,357
* I'm gonna live
With the winslows *
382
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,624
* I'm gonna live
With the winslows, hey! *
383
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,959
* I'm gonna live
With the winslows *
384
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,394
* I'm gonna live
With the winslows, hey! *
385
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,695
* I'm gonna live
With the winslows *
386
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,163
I'm gonna live
With the winslows, hey! **
387
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,565
* winslows, hey!
Winslows, hey! *
388
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,233
* hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! *
389
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,901
* whoa **
390
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,547
[bells playing danny boy]
391
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,499
Steve.
392
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,078
Big guy, what
Are you doing here?
393
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,780
It's late.
394
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:52,084
I'm aware of that.
395
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:57,924
What are you doing
With these bells?
396
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,093
No, no, no, not bells.
397
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,730
Swiss melody chimes.
398
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:07,667
Get rid of them!
399
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,502
Well, I-I'm sorry.
Big guy.
400
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,971
I'm sorry.
No more chimes.
401
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,406
Now you sleep
Tighty tight
402
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,675
With all your
Mighty might.
403
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,310
Thank you.
404
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,955
Accordion playing
Danny boy]
405
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,459
[carl]
Steve!
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