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Previously on...
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I'm going to disney world!
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Aah!
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This place is wonderful.
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I'm going to have fun,
Harriette.
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I'm going to have fun!
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Thank you for coming
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To amateur inventors
Contest finals!
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[applause]
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Ohh!
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Ooh.Ooh!
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[coughing]
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I blew a bibulating
Rebobulator.
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It might have gotten
Damaged in the shipping.
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Very well. We will
Postpone our decision
For three days.
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How much further
To orlando?
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I don't know.
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We're coming up on
A town called cañada.
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That's not cañada.
That's canada!
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Oh, man, you been
Driving the wrong way
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For the past four hours!
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Laura winslow...
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You are the sun...
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The rain...
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And the wind
That flowers my soul.
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I love you more
Than life itself.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes, I will.
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Yay!Yay!Yay!
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Ohh!
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Something's wrong
With steven.
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* it's a rare condition
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* in this day and age
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Oh...Ah...Ohh...
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Uh, hello, room 596, please?
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Steven q. Urkel.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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What do you mean
He's not in his room?
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It's 11:30 in the p.M.
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Well, sorry just doesn't
Cut the mustard,
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Now does it, buddy boy?
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Well, how come
He's not in his room?
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You don't know?
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What kind of mickey mouse
Place are you running, huh?
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No. This is not
A crank call.
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Mommy! Mommy!
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Oh.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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Mommy, I'm not happy.
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Ohh!
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I called steven.
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He wasn't in
His hotel room.
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I'm going to orlando
Immediately.
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So, how you doing?
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Great. The smile
On my face never lies.
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How about you?
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Hey, you're you.
There is no steve.
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Life is good.
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It's good to see
You're in a good mood
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Because I have something
Very important
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To discuss with you.
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Oh, well. Lay it on me.
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Carl, last night
I proposed to laura.
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What?
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And she accepted.
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What?
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Carl, will you make me
The happiest man
In the world
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In the happiest
Place on earth
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And give me
Your daughter's hand
In marriage?
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Gee...
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I don't know.
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Laura?
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My baby girl
Getting married?
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I promise, carl.
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I'll love your daughter
Forever,
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And she'll never want
For anything.
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Gee, stefan, I...
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I still don't know.
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I...I'm going
To need some time
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To think about this.
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I'm also going to
Have to discuss this
With harriette.
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Hey, I understand.
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You're an old-fashioned,
Yet nineties kind of guy.
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Heh heh heh.
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[sighs]
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Thanks for giving me a ride.
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I really appreciate it.
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If I can make your stay
On earth happier,
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I've done my job.
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Eddie winslow, baby.
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Hi, eddie.
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I'm india.
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India--such
A lovely name
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For
A lovely lady.
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Thank you.
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My real name is becky,
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But I went to india
And loved it so much
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I just changed my name.
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You're lucky
You didn't go to turkey.
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And what's your name?
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Waldo.
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Want some summer sausage?
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I don't eat meat.
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Why not?
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I have nothing to do
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With the slaughter
Of god's creatures.
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Right, and I suppose
That vest is fake cow.
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Heh heh. Heh heh.
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So...Heh heh...
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India,
Where you headed?
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I don't really know.
I just follow the wind.
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If we're following the wind,
We should be going backwards.
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Carl?
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Hmm?
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I can't believe
My little girl
Wants to get married.
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When we married,
You were a year older
Than laura.
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But you had
A good apartment,
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And I was tired
Of taking a bus.
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Heh heh heh.
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Welcome to
The tower of terror.
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This is the 10th time
I've been on this today.
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That's a record, huh?
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No.
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The record is 15.
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Who did that?
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The person sitting
Next to you.
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Sorry, sugar.
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Heh heh heh.
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Goodbye.
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It's been nice knowing you.
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Hold my hand, carl.
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
I got you.
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Ooh, I love
Disney world.
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I sure wish
We could stay
Longer.
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It's interesting
You should say that
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Because this place
Is weaving
Its magic spell on me.
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I'm a new man.
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For the first time
In years,
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I am completely happy
And relaxed.
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That's great, carl.
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Yeah. You haven't yelled
At anyone since we got here.
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Guys...
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As head
Of this family,
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I have come
To a decision.
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What's that?
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I'm quitting the force.
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What?What?What?
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I am selling
The house.
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What?What?What?
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Yep. We are all
Moving to orlando.
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Aah!
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Look at that
Incredible lake.
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Yeah. Looks
Inviting, huh?
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Heh heh.
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Every time I see a lake,
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I just have to go
Skinny-dipping.
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Whoo.
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Skinny-dipping.
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I like that.
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Skinny-dipping.
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Whoo!
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Heh heh.
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Get up.
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What happened?
What happened?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Look, we're
Going swimming.
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Cool. I'll
Unpack my trunks.
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No, no, no.
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You don't need them.
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We're going skinny-dipping.
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You want me
To get naked
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In front
Of a vegetarian?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Finito.
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Oh...
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It's wonderful.
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You're very gifted,
Vincenzo,
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But not even you
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Can capture the fullness
Of her beauty.
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Oh, stefan!
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Thank you.
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Oh...
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Thank you, stefan.
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This has been
A perfect day.
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Not yet.
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Now it's a perfect day.
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Thanks for
The ride, kids.
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Myra.
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Hi, laura.
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Where's steven?
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How come you're
Not steven?
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I can explain, myra.
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Come on.
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Myra, laura and I are...
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Engaged to be married.
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Aah! Ohh!
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I'm sorry. I thought
You said you and laura
Were engaged.
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I did.
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Aah!
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Myra, I'm sorry,
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But I'm never
Going to turn into
Steve urkel again.
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Never?
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Y-you mean...
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No more nibbling
Chocolate-covered ants
With my sweetie?
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No more glorious nights
Under the stars,
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Sharing a cheese wheel?
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No more sucking face
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To the tune
Of beer barrel polka?
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I'm afraid not.
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Well, why not just rip out
My urkel-loving heart, huh?
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Oh. This is the saddest day
Of my entire life.
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Oh, myra,
I'm so sorry.
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Butt out, tart.
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Here you--you...
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Callous cad.
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That's steven's
Science club pin.
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What once was a bright
Symbol of love
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Is now a meaningless
Piece of...
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Tin.
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Hey, harriette...
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Hmm?
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How do I look?
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Taller.
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Heh heh heh.
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Hey, well,
I'll think about it.
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Heh heh heh.
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Come on. Let's take five.
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Make it six.
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Heh heh heh.
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You know, carl?
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Hmm?
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It's going to be
Great living here.
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I'm glad you feel
That way, sweetheart.
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What made you
Change your mind?
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That call
From captain savage.
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Oh. Heh heh.
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00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:06,820
What call?
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Oh, I'm sorry...
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That was your old life.
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00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,792
You're not interested
In police work any more.
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[sighs]
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But what did he say?
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Let's see.
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It was something about
That guy you busted,
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That head of
The car theft ring.
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00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,305
Ricky turner?
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00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,807
Yeah. That's it.
He's getting out of jail,
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Something
About technicality.
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00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,410
What?
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00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,112
Well...
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00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,147
How come?
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It had to do with
A missing court order
For a wiretap.
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00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,121
But I got the wiretap
From judge fowler.
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You go away
From the department
For a few days,
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And everything
Just falls apart.
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Don't be upset.
You quit.
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You don't have to
Worry about that stuff
Anymore.
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We're moving to the most
Magical place on earth.
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Yeah, right.
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Carl?
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Carl?
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00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,078
Carl, when
Are we going to--
273
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,580
Harriette,
I am a good cop,
274
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,283
And they need me
In chicago.
275
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,052
You just don't walk away
276
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,454
From something you put
Your whole life into.
277
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,056
You said we were--
278
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,991
I am a man of action.
279
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:21,394
I love this, but I've
Got to get back home.
280
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,896
But, carl, we already--
281
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,231
Don't argue with me.
282
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:27,867
I have made my decision,
And that is it.
283
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:28,868
O.K.
284
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,370
If that's what you want.
285
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,139
You bet that's
What I want.
286
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,406
If you'll excuse me,
287
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,909
I'm going to go
Call captain savage
288
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,510
And straighten
This whole thing out.
289
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,479
You don't need to do that.
290
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,280
Why not?
291
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,483
'cause I made
The whole thing up.
292
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,218
You?
293
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,586
Harr--
294
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,089
Harriette winslow,
I tell you--
295
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,623
Ha ha ha!
296
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,460
I knew you'd come
To your senses.
297
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,471
Laura, what's wrong?
298
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,407
Stefan, I feel bad
About myra.
299
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,010
You have a good heart,
My lady love,
300
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,013
And I feel bad for her, too,
301
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,381
But we deserve
Our happiness.
302
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,484
What if our
Happiness was...
303
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,052
Dishonest?
304
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,488
Well, what are you
Talking about?
305
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,023
Well...
306
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,524
[sighs]
307
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,028
It wasn't an accident
That something
Went wrong
308
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,097
With the transformation
Chamber.
309
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,300
I sabotaged it.
310
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,068
You did what?
311
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,070
Well, I didn't plan it.
312
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:42,075
It's just that when
I saw you coming out
Of that chamber,
313
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,943
Looking all fine and...
314
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,945
Smelling all good
And stuff...
315
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:46,980
[sighs]
316
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,482
I just couldn't
Bear the thought
317
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,051
Of losing you again.
318
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,685
What you did was wrong.
319
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,021
I know.
320
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,724
Please don't hate me.
321
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:01,028
I don't hate you.
322
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,529
I love you.
323
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,499
Maybe it's not important
How we got together.
324
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,501
Maybe the only
Important thing
325
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,638
Is that we
Are together.
326
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,973
Stefan...
327
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,445
Our life together
Won't be happy
328
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,747
If it's based on a lie.
329
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,749
You've got to
Fix the chamber
330
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,751
And turn back into steve.
331
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,020
W-wait. What
Are you saying?
332
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,643
Folks, in just
A few moments,
333
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,613
Mr. Urquelle will
Attempt to complete
334
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,748
His transformation
Experiment.
335
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,351
I'm stoked.
336
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,326
Well, listen, laura,
337
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,629
I want you to know
I will always
Love you,
338
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,632
And even though
I might be gone,
339
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,134
You'll always
Have my heart.
340
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,403
Oh, come on.
What is this,
341
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,071
The young
And the restless?
342
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,473
Get on with it.
He's stoked.
343
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,546
Hello, hello, hello.
344
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,249
I'm back now.
345
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,650
I'm peanut butter.
346
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,751
I'm jelly.
347
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,219
Sandwich!Sandwich!
348
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,091
And, now, mr. Urkel,
349
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,595
All we need is
A lock of your hair
350
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,331
To prove that you
And stefan urquelle
351
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,333
Are, indeed,
Two different people.
352
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,635
No. That won't be necessary.
353
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,538
I'm withdrawing
From the contest.
354
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,839
This is an outrage!
355
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:32,645
You are an embarrassment
To science, technology,
356
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,347
And pants.
357
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,516
You're a fraud!
358
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,650
I am no fraud.
359
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,652
Why, my transformation
Chamber works.
360
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,654
I'm withdrawing
From this contest
361
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,524
Because mankind
Isn't ready for it.
362
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,527
The power to change
Human genetic structure
363
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,396
Is too easily abused.
364
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:53,700
Why, if one of
The most wonderful
People in the world
365
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,304
Could be tempted
To misuse my chamber,
366
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,507
Why, just imagine
What ordinary mortals
Might do.
367
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,475
Wow.
368
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,579
A man of morals.
369
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,281
Wonderful.
370
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,716
Well,
In that case...
371
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,586
Ladies and gentlemen,
372
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,588
The winner of this year's
373
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:20,593
National amateur inventor's
Contest finals is...
374
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:24,297
Zoralee rasmussen.
375
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,567
Thank you.
376
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,902
Thank you.
377
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,604
I really
Don't believe this.
378
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:35,308
We wait three days
For this nasally nerd
379
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,311
To fix his cockamamie
Phone booth,
380
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,281
And then you
Give the first prize
381
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,515
To that babbling bimbo.
382
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,516
Babbling?
383
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,817
Whoo!
384
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,819
Oh.
385
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,255
Well.
386
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:01,301
Well, until next year,
So long everybody,
387
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,602
And remember...
388
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,739
Science is our buddy.
389
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,941
Thank you.
390
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,314
Oh, stevie,
You were wonderful.
391
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,615
Kiss, kiss, kiss.
392
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,317
Arf!
393
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,518
Oh!
394
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,621
Hello, laura.
395
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,291
I know how much
You love stefan.
396
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,694
You made
A tremendous sacrifice
In giving him up.
397
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:28,828
Thanks, steve.
398
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,298
You know, I have
A confession to make.
399
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,532
Well, what's that?
400
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:36,235
Well, I kind of like
Having you back.
401
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,238
I actually sort of
Kind of missed you.
402
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,907
Heh heh ha. Ha ha ha.
403
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,786
O.K., we're all packed.
Let's go!
404
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,722
Oh, want me to drive?
405
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,024
No!No!
No!
No!
406
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,026
Cranky bunch.
407
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,896
They could use a visit
From the prune fairy.
408
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,574
Hey.Hey, dad.
409
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,575
Hey, mom.
410
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,610
What's up, laura?
Hey, rachel.
411
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,714
Thanks for the ride!
412
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,991
Where in the world
Have you been?
413
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,727
Yeah, and where is
Waldo's truck?
414
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,463
India.
415
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,864
Huh?Huh?
416
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,333
It's a long story.
417
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,968
Well, we finally
Made it here.
418
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,404
What are we
Going to do first?
419
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,838
Go to the airport.
420
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:46,673
We're leaving.
421
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,509
What?
422
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:50,810
Well...
423
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:51,811
[sighs]
424
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,513
Oh, man.
425
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:54,814
Disney world was fun,
426
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:55,014
But I thought
There'd be more rides.
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