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[sighs]
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[yawns]
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What the...
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Hey, big guy.
Ooh!
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You're finally home.
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I've been waiting
Three hours for you.
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What is this,
Interview with
A nerdy vampire?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[snort]
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No, sir.
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Why, you're looking at
The magnificent urkel.
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Now,
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You just
Plant your glutes
Somewhere...
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And prepare
To be amazed,
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Betwixt, and bedazzled.
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Oh.
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There you are.
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I really need
The practice.
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Now, I'll need
A volunteer
From the audience.
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Ah! Here's one,
Ladies and gentlemen.
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Why, thank you very much,
Kind sir.
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Now, what's your name?
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[growling]
Carl.
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Well, carl...
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What you see here
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Is your ordinary
Metal bucket.
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Into it I will place...
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Eggs...
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Milk...
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And breadcrumbs.
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Uh, steve--
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Shush!
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Not while I'm stirring.
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Okay.
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Oh, don't, steve--
Put that--
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Inkitty, blinkitty,
Slinkitty, winkitty,
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Dinkitty, binkitty,
Bibbity, boobity.
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Steve--
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Beebitty, beebitty,
Weebitty, deebitty,
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Eebitty, beebitty,
Doobitty.
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Steve--
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Winkle, dinkle, dicky,
Finkle, winkle, wicky,
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Pinkle, winkle, linkle,
Linkle--
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Will you get on
With it!
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Abra-urkel-dabra!
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Hey, steve,
You really did it.
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Well, half the credit
Goes to you, kind sir.
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You are a wonderful
Volunteer.
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Here's your hat back.
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Whoo-hoo.
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And for my next trick...
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I'm going to...
Disappear.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Hey, girl.
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Hey. Let's go to the mall.
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I can't. I got
A ton of homework.
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I'll come with you.
I want to get
A new lipstick.
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Be sure to try
That new precious plum
They've been advertising.
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Oh. Oh, right.
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Wear precious plum
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For that passionate pucker.
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[kissing sounds]
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Hey, maxie poo.
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Hi, wally pop.
What's up?
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I'm here for our date.
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But it isn't till 8:00.
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I know,
But I got lonely.
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Can I wait with you?
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Sure. But we have to go
To the mall first for lipstick.
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I don't wear lipstick,
But can I come anyway?
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Bye, girl.
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- bye, girl.
- bye.
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Yo, that jacket
Is the bomb.
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Thanks. I got it
On sale at ferguson's.
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Cool. Then you know
Where to get another one.
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What?
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Give me that jacket.
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I worked hard
For this jacket.
You can do the same.
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Nah.
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Me and work don't mix.
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Apparently you have
The same problem with soap.
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[whistles]
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If you don't
Give it to me,
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I'll rip it
Off your back.
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I don't think so.
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Oh, I know so.
Now, give it up.
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I said give it up.
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Get off me.
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You askin' for it, girl.
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- get it off of her.
- get off me!
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Help!
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- get it off her.
- get off of me!
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Ooh, look at
That bruise.
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I thought you were
A cheerleader,
Not a halfback.
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I'm sorry.
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I was just trying
To cheer you up.
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I can't believe
They did this.
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Laura, I've told you
A hundred times
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That with
Things like this,
You do not resist.
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You just
Give those thugs
What they want.
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But that was
My new leather jacket.
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Forget the leather jacket.
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There are millions
Of leather jackets,
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But only one of you.
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Thank god it's only
A bump on the head.
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Do you know the girl?
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Yeah. Her name's
Toni procopio.
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I know toni.
She's tough.
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Nobody messes
With that girl.
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She takes lunch money
From the teachers.
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Give me a description
Of this toni.
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Well, she's about 5'7",
And she has dark hair.
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She was wearing
Black boots, jeans,
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And my jacket.
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I'll put out
A bulletin on her.
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We'll get her.
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Laura! Laura!
I'm here, sweetums!
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Whoo!
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Oh, I came
As soon as I heard.
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Oh, my darling.
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My poor, poor darling.
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Shall I comfort you
And make your woes
All better?
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No, thank you.
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That will only make
My woes worse.
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You just
Tell your woes
To wally walrus,
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And he'll woo
Your woes away.
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I'm not in the mood, steve.
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You just tell me
What infidel
Did this to you.
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I don't care
Who he is
Or how big he is.
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Why, I'll reach down
His throat, rip out
His pancreas,
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And slap him
In the face with it.
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It was toni procopio.
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Ooh, that mean girl?
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Psst!
Is the coast clear?
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Well, there was some
Early-morning fog,
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But it looks like
It's clearing up.
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Not the weather.
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Have you seen toni
Or any of her friends?
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No. Why? Are they
Looking for me?
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Just go stand out front
And keep guard,
Will you?
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I'll be on channel 3.
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Cool.
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I'll be on 101.6.
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Less talk, more music.
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Steve, knock it off.
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I'm fine.
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They arrested toni
Last night.
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Yeah, but I heard
She got out on bail.
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But don't worry.
I'll secure the area.
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Aha!
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What?
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I found a nickel.
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Alright.
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It's all clear.
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I spoke too soon.
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You there!
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- halt!
- huh?
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Where do you think
You're going?
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I'm going to
The latin club meeting.
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Oh, you are, are you?
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Well...
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[speaking latin]
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[speaking latin]
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Lucky guess.
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Qui mundiales palmas
Meruit en anno 1938?
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I don't follow baseball.
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Aha!
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Up against the car.
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Steve!
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Quiet, honey.
This is in your
Best interest.
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Now spread 'em.
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What's this?
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My potato chips.
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His potato chips.
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If you were going to bring,
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You should have brought
For everyone.
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Now scram.
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Did you see that?
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Now, there's
A potential felon
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If I've ever seen one.
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Oh, I feel safe now.
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He might have
Knocked me down
And done my homework.
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You goin' somewhere,
Princess?
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She sure is.
She's goin' home,
Girlie girl.
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00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,055
I don't think so.
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You got my homegirl
Busted.
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And she deserved it.
She stole my jacket.
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00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,426
That's tellin' 'em,
Babycakes.
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00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:37,564
Aren't you ladies
Going to be late
For charm school?
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Buzz off,
You ugly
Little slug.
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00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,537
Why, she said that
Like she meant it.
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00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:48,909
Your face
Should be registered
As a lethal weapon.
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00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,643
I'm through talking.
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00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,246
Girl, you better
Watch your back.
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00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,083
Well, I'm the one
Who watches her back.
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00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,718
So you're gonna have to
Come through me
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And these fists of fire.
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00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,628
Ooh.
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00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,930
Watch out.
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00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:13,433
It's arnold
Schwarzenerdy.
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00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,902
Come on, steve,
Let's go.
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00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,872
Yeah. We don't
Have to hang around
These hoodlets.
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00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,976
Listen, you better not
Testify against me,
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00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,779
Or you'll be
Seeing us again.
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00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,595
- hey.
- hey, girl.
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Those are some
Great-looking kicks.
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00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,867
Thanks.
I had to babysit
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00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,902
The connolly twins
28 times
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00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,371
To pay for these.
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00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,807
Aren't you afraid
Someone's going
To rip you off?
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00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,376
Not unless they stupid.
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00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,047
What are you doing
With that thing?
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00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,614
Protecting what's mine.
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00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:06,219
And if you had one,
You'd probably still
Have your jacket.
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00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,321
Well, see you later, laura.
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00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,322
Bye, girl.
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00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,758
[maxine]
When did you
Get that thing?
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00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,360
Oh, there you are,
Funny lips.
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00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,529
You shouldn't
Walk to your car
Without my protection.
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00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,797
Look, I appreciate
Your concern,
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But I have to live
My own life.
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00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,701
Is that why you didn't
Tell your parents
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00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,736
About that hooligan
Pulling a gun on you?
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00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,705
They're worried enough
About me already.
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- hey, laura, steve.
- hey, bobby.
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00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,143
Hey, what's the skinny, bobster?
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00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,346
Well, I, uh, I heard about
Laura's little problem.
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00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,381
What problem?
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00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,516
You know what
I'm talking about.
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00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,853
Word's out that
Toni and her friends,
They're coming down on you.
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00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,589
You won't be safe
Unless you're packing.
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00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:47,027
Packing?
She's not going anywhere.
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00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:50,998
Come with me
To bobby's stop 'n' shop.
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[steve gasps]
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00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:57,971
Oh, my god!
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00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,940
Those are guns!
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00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,474
Keep your voice down.
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00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,012
[quietly]
Oh, my god, those are guns.
249
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,947
Look at that.
Oh, oh.
250
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,016
What's that,
A bazooka?
251
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,750
No, it's a .357 magnum,
252
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,485
And it's way too big
For the lady.
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00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,954
Oh, yeah, you're right.
254
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,590
It probably
Won't tuck neatly
Into her fanny pack.
255
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,026
Excuse me.
256
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,995
I am trying to earn money
For law school.
257
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,133
Now, if you don't
See anything you like,
258
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,368
Tell me what you want,
And I'll get it,
259
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,971
And for a good price.
Just ask josie.
260
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,805
Uh-uh. No way, bub.
261
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,076
No way in hades
Is laura winslow
Going to pack a pickle.
262
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,478
Steve, stay out of this.
263
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,649
Laura, you can't
Possibly be interested.
264
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,151
I'm just looking.
265
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,920
Look, you've had
A gun pulled on you.
266
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,388
You need to
Protect yourself.
267
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,924
She's got me.
268
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,127
You need to
Protect yourself.
269
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,263
Laura, you need
A lightweight gun,
270
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,066
Something that will fit
In your purse.
271
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,767
You want to hold it?
272
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,170
Alright.
273
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,139
How much is it?
274
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,708
No, laura,
You can't do this.
275
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:09,876
I said no!
276
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:10,910
No, don't!
277
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,312
[gunshot]
278
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,481
[screaming]
279
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,420
Oh, she's been shot!
280
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,155
Oh, my god.
281
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,057
They wanted her shoes.
282
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,425
God, josie,
283
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,628
You should have
Given them
The stupid shoes.
284
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,398
Some-somebody call 911!
285
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,432
[crying]
286
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,534
Ohh...
287
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,536
Don't move her.
288
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,549
Well, laura finally
Fell asleep.
289
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,685
Oh, carl.
290
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,788
I'm so glad
Our baby's alright.
291
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,190
Me, too, sweetheart.
292
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,459
How's josie?
293
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,529
Her mom says
She won't have
Full use of her arm
294
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,964
For a long time.
295
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,566
Yeah, sweetheart.
296
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,969
As a cop, I deal with
This kind of thing every day.
297
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:15,175
But it doesn't hit home
Until it happens
To your own child.
298
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:21,281
Laura is one of the most
Level-headed kids I know.
299
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:25,252
I can't believe she was
Thinking about buying a gun.
300
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,720
Imagine how frightened
She had to be...
301
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,590
To even consider it?
302
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,327
You know, when I was
In high school,
303
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,696
My biggest fear
Was getting a pimple
304
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,999
The night before
The prom.
305
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,104
Yeah, but, you know,
Carl,
306
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,574
Kids have a lot more
To worry about today.
307
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,843
Like whether the person
That butts in front
Of the lunch line
308
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,879
Is carrying a gun.
309
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,381
Hmm.
310
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,717
Josie's mom is
Thinking about moving away.
311
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,589
But ain't nobody
Driving me out of
My home, carl.
312
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,224
Nobody.
313
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,492
That's not the answer.
314
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,794
It's happening
Everywhere.
315
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,798
What are we
Going to do, carl?
316
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,433
I don't know, baby.
317
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,103
But we're going
To do something.
318
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,808
[rap music plays]
319
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,647
[music stops]
320
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,350
What's up? This is
Marky-o on the radio,
321
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,452
And wbjh is in the house.
322
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,887
I'm coming to you live
From the parking lot
323
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,456
Of vanderbilt high school.
324
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,526
That's where
A young girl was shot
Just a few days ago.
325
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,928
Listen up. We got
Some folks down here
326
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,796
Who really need you
To get involved.
327
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:47,667
They're asking you
To save a life,
Turn in your guns.
328
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,337
No questions asked,
So get off your booty,
329
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,504
Support your community.
330
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,440
There's free grub
Down here,
331
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:57,577
And I'll be jammin'
All your favorites
All afternoon.
332
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,779
[rap music]
333
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,684
I don't get it, dad.
334
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,520
I thought they usually
Got a big response
For these things.
335
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,722
Well, they usually
Give things away.
336
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:13,260
We want people
To realize this is
The right thing to do.
337
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,794
Well, maybe I can help.
338
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:18,064
If there are any babes
Who want to give up
Their guns,
339
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,134
I'll give them a kiss.
340
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,271
We're trying
To attract people,
341
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,440
Not scare them away.
342
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,109
[music plays]
343
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,980
* step right up
And turn in your gun *
344
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,083
* the cops are here
So you don't have to run *
345
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,186
* everybody knows
That guns aren't cool *
346
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,821
* so turn in yours
And don't be a fool *
347
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,657
* if you don't have a gun,
Then turn in your knife *
348
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,093
* we'll take anything
To save a life *
349
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,129
* ho **
350
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,200
[cheering]
351
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,539
So what's the deal?
352
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,542
I turn in a gun
And you give me money?
353
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,710
No. No money.
354
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,011
Concert tickets?
355
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,213
[laura] no.
356
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,681
So what do I get?
357
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,251
You get your life.
358
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,882
[cheering]
359
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,161
I'm kellie shanygne
Williams.
360
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,696
And I'm jaleel white.
361
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,031
Every day in america
Children are killed
With firearms.
362
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,901
Every day,
Kids in this country
Carry guns to class.
363
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,571
How many of you
Know someone
That carries a gun?
364
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,205
If you're aware
Of a crime
365
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,576
That's being committed
In your school,
Don't just ignore it.
366
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,910
Act on it.
367
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,946
If you know
Someone's carrying a gun
Or selling a gun,
368
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,615
Tell someone.
369
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,851
Tell your parents,
A teacher,
Or a school counselor.
370
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,454
We have to do something
About teen violence.
371
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,491
If you're in
A confrontation,
It's okay to walk away.
372
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,893
Yeah. Let's start saving lives.
373
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,262
So before guns even
Come into the picture,
374
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,463
Squash it.
Squash it.
375
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,833
Squash it.
Squash it.
Squash it.
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