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[yelling]
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Steve, this is the last time
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I let you drive me
To the debate finals.
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It wasn't my fault
We got a flat,
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But whoever
Left that bottle cap
In the road.
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It's no biggie.
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We'll call a tow truck and be
Home in a jiff and a half.
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[people talking]
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[silence]
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Oh, please.
Don't stop for us.
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Go right on
Spitting and guzzling.
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Um, steve...
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Can we go
Somewhere else?
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These guys
Look rough.
15
00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,517
Oh, nonsense.
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These are just
Hale and hearty men,
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Unwinding after a day
Of sweating on the docks
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And singing sea ditties.
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Oh, I love
The missing tooth look.
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Oh, nice tattoo,
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But I don't believe
There's a "K"
In "Scorpion."
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Excuse me, kind sir.
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I'd like to use
The phone
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To make an urgent call.
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[belches]
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No!
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Well, thanks for
Thinking that over.
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Let's go, steve.
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But I promise you, sir,
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My call shall not
Exceed two minutes.
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Surely you've
No problem with that.
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I'll assume
That was an accident.
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Oh, yeah, it was.
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Let me apologize
By buying you a drink.
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Oh, well,
Thank you.
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A pelligrino
Would be nice.
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I was thinking
More like a beer.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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I suppose
In this establishment
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That passes for humor.
51
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Well, I'm going
To the men's room
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To ring out my boxers.
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And when I return,
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I expect an apology.
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Where do you think
You're going?
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What's it to you?
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Are you
The hall monitor?
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Steve, you're just
Making it worse.
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Yeah, and if I was you,
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I'd listen to
The little bimbo.
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Bimbo?
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Bimbo?
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Nobody insults this lady
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And gets away with it.
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Apologize immediately.
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Get lost.
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Oh, that does it.
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You've gone
Way too far.
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Yah!
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He's going
To feel that
In the morning.
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What, are you too stupid
To know you're hurt?
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I feel like
A little game of
Pass the nerd.
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Me, too.
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Yeah, me three.
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Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Count me out.
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Yah!
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[urkel]
Ooh, help! Ow! Ow!
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Hey, dad.
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Hey, son.
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Wait a minute.
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What you doing?
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I just came to get
My lucky jacket.
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I met this fine girl
Named charmaine
At the bookstore.
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She's waiting
In the car for me.
86
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But, edward--
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00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,438
Can't talk now.
The motor's running.
88
00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,040
And I'm talking about
Charmaine's motor...
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Not the car.
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00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,777
But, son,
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We were supposed to
Go bowling tonight.
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Oh, I know, dad.
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I was going to call,
But when charmaine said,
94
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"Well, hello there, sexy,"
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My mind went blank.
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But--
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Thanks for understanding, dad.
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Next time.
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Yeah, but...
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See ya!
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Yeah, sure.
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Waldo, why were you
In my kitchen?
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Because that's where
The food is.
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Have you seen eddie?
105
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You just missed him.
106
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He just left with
Some girl named charmaine.
107
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We were supposed
To shoot pool.
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00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,997
This kills
My whole day.
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00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,299
Night.
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00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,502
Boy, where does
The time go?
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Waahhh.
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Hey, steve.
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You look better.
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Well, I certainly
Don't feel better.
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I've never been
More ticked off
In my whole life.
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Well...
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Ooh...
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Well, why don't you
Just calm down
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And take a deep breath?
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What good's
That going to do?
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Aah!
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00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:05,125
Oh, I'm sorry,
Apple jacks.
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00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,694
It's just that
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It's...
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00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,029
Uhh.
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00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,498
Aah!
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00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,202
Ow.
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00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,470
It's just that...
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I've never been
More humiliated
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In my life!
131
00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,977
But guys have
Beat you up before.
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Girls have
Beat you up before.
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But no one's ever
Insulted you before.
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That beau-hunk jack
Just sullied your name,
135
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And I couldn't
Defend you.
136
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But you tried.
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For about a second.
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Wait a minute.
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Hold the pickles.
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Hold the lettuce.
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Ahh.
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I just
Thought of a way
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To make that
Big hairy ape jack
Apologize to you.
144
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You must've
Fallen on your head
Pretty hard.
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Nay, nay.
146
00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,313
I've got
A secret weapon--
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My transformation
Chamber.
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00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,984
You'll turn into stefan?
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00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,653
No, no, no, no, no.
150
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:09,156
Stefan's a lover,
Not a fighter.
151
00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:12,459
I'm going to dip into
My celebrity
Hair collection.
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00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:13,561
Your what?
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My celebrity
Hair collection.
154
00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,164
Why, I've got hair
Of all the greats--
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Churchill, gandhi,
Mel tormé.
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00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,805
I'm going to get
The dna code
Of someone macho,
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Then mix
A gene-altering
Emotion
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And become a lean,
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Mean,
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Fighting machine.
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00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,781
Ah ha ha ha ha!
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00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,250
You don't
Have to do this.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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Why, they owe you
An apology.
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And believe you me,
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You're going to get it
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When I saunter
Back in there as...
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00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,528
Bruce lee.
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00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,899
Whaa!
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Ahh!
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00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,079
Whaa!
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00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,881
Ooh!
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00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,683
Aah!
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00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,261
Boards don't hit back.
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00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,933
Is he great or what?
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00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,037
Um, steve...
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00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,271
Shh.
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00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,040
Not while I'm pouring.
179
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,977
Is that boss sauce?
180
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,045
Uh-uh.
181
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,313
Boss sauce
Turns me into
Stefan urkelle.
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00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,516
This is bruce juice.
183
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,918
Now, hold this, babe,
184
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,721
And I'll be back
In a karate chop.
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00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:57,130
[bells and sirens wailing]
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00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,144
[gong]
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00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,798
Whaa!
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00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,805
Boards don't hit back.
189
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,947
I'm all ready for
The game, mr. Winslow.
190
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,282
I'm wearing
Three pairs of underwear.
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00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,585
Waldo, it's inside.
192
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,755
Of course, it's inside.
193
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,891
If I wore one outside
That woud be stupid.
194
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,133
Hey, guys.
195
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,500
What's going on?
196
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,402
I'm going to
My first bulls game
With your pa.
197
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,804
Oh, that's great.
198
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,006
I'll go, too.
Let me throw these
In the machine.
199
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:16,543
Oh, edward,
I only have
One extra ticket.
200
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,111
Oh, well,
That's too bad.
201
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,279
Sorry, waldo.
202
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,347
No.
203
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,849
I asked waldo
Days ago.
204
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,417
You and I
Always go together.
205
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,685
Hey, it's okay, eddie.
206
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,520
You can have my ticket.
207
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,623
No. Waldo,
You're going.
208
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,459
I left three
Messages for you,
209
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,593
And you never
Called back.
210
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,962
I assumed
You were busy.
211
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,629
But, dad, you
And I always go
212
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,832
To the bulls games
Together.
213
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,501
But, son,
You can't expect me
To drop waldo
214
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,170
Just because
You drifted in.
215
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,237
Now, come on.
216
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,472
We'll go next time.
217
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,307
Come on.
218
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,076
Yeah.
219
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,410
Right.
220
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,946
Next time.
221
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,081
Don't worry, eddie.
222
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,349
I'll try and have
A terrible time.
223
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,026
That won't get
The stains out.
224
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,395
Yeah. You got
To use bleach.
225
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,263
I don't believe
What just happened.
226
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,165
Dad took waldo
To the game.
227
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,068
I hope they don't
Cheer too hard.
228
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:19,072
I've got 50 bucks
On the knicks.
229
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,707
No, grandma.
230
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,742
Dad took waldo
Instead of me.
231
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,277
Can you believe that?
232
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,412
Yes.
233
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,747
Eddie, your father left
Three messages for you,
234
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,783
And you never
Called him back.
235
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,484
It's not fair.
236
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,353
Fair? Was it fair
237
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,255
That you stood
Your father up
For bowling?
238
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,390
And what about
The car show
Last saturday?
239
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,559
He waited for an hour.
240
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,829
Oh, no.
241
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,764
I forgot all about
The car show.
242
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,835
Eddie, carl was
Just about your age
243
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,369
When he lost
His dad.
244
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,503
Really?
245
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,738
Mm-hmm.
246
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,974
Carl and his father
Planned on doing
247
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,775
A lot of things
Together,
248
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,445
But they never
Got the chance.
249
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,213
You never know
How much time
250
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,949
You'll have
Together.
251
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,418
So you have to make
Every minute count.
252
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,786
Okay?
253
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:07,821
Yes, ma'am.
254
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,189
I love you.
255
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,091
I love you, too, grandma.
256
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,536
Steve, I told you.
257
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,672
You don't
Have to do this.
258
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:26,907
Yes, I do.
259
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,744
These guys insulted you.
260
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,013
If they apologize,
261
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,814
There will be
No fighting.
262
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,485
And if they
Don't apologize?
263
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,153
It won't be pretty.
264
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,556
[people talking]
265
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,425
[silence]
266
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,096
Hey, hey, hey.
Look who's back.
267
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,365
Well, well.
268
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,700
If it ain't
The nerd
269
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,402
And his bodyguard.
270
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,973
You.
271
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,074
You are the one
272
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,910
Who called my friend
A bimbo.
273
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:09,149
That is a disgusting
And derogatory name.
274
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:12,519
I have come for
An apology.
275
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,087
A what?
276
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,990
It's when
You say you're sorry.
277
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,892
I know what it means.
278
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,762
Well...
279
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,631
Let's hear it.
280
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,300
Alright.
I'm sorry.
281
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,936
She's not a bimbo.
282
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,106
She's a tramp.
283
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,813
Hey, let's leave
Your mama
Out of this.
284
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,615
Ooh eee!
Ooh! Ooh!
285
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,752
Hey, I like 'em feisty.
286
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,555
She can stay, but you...
287
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,023
Get lost.
288
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,197
Big mistake,
Goldilocks.
289
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,168
Whaa!
290
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,402
Whaa!
291
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,570
Whaa!
292
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,972
Hyah!
293
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,379
Get him!
294
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,014
Whaa!
295
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,174
Aah!
296
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,542
Whaa!
297
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,576
Aah! Oh!
298
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,811
Aah! Aah! Aah!
299
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,579
Oh!
300
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,486
Whaa!
301
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,687
Uhh!
302
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,661
Get him, jack!
303
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:02,996
Yeah!
304
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,537
You are getting slow
In your old age.
305
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,778
Hyah!
306
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,380
Hyah!
307
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,259
Hyah!
308
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,726
Whaa!
309
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,228
Aah!
310
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,763
Whaa!
311
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,198
Whaa!
312
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,503
Whaa!
313
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,186
Hyah!
314
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,104
You got to get him!
315
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,773
Hyah!
316
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,357
Let's get him!
317
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,171
Cashews.
318
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,439
My favorite.
319
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,807
Hyah!
320
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,343
Hyah!
321
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,747
You're dead meat!
322
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,070
Oh...
323
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,672
That does it.
324
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,774
No more
Mr. Nice guy.
325
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,413
Hyah!
326
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,475
No one messes with
Laura winslow.
327
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,854
Hi, dad.
328
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,723
Oh, hey, son.
329
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:17,924
You still here?
330
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,526
Uh, yeah. Uh...
331
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,295
I had to wash some shirts
A second time.
332
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,863
Lipstick stains.
333
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,568
Uh, dad,
How was the game?
334
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,237
Oh, you know.
335
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,371
Just average.
336
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,240
Nothing exciting.
337
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,874
What was the score?
338
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,209
Oh, it was uh...
339
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,412
The bulls 121,
The knicks 120 overtime.
340
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,815
You got a basketball.
341
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,251
Oh, yeah.
342
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,452
Scottie pippen
Handed it to me
343
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,786
After the winning shot.
344
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,624
Dad.
345
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,859
Yeah?
346
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,027
[sigh]
347
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,297
I wish I could've
Gone with you.
348
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,134
Well, I wish you
Could've gone too, son.
349
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,604
Yeah, but I really
Screwed up this time.
350
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,774
You did?
351
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,444
You mean you are
Actually admitting
352
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,513
That you screwed up?
353
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,047
Yeah.
354
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,950
And I also screwed up
When I didn't make it
For bowling.
355
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,220
Typical me.
356
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:25,258
Some fine babe
Came along, and...
357
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,360
You got bumped
To second place.
358
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,397
Well...
359
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,864
That's okay, son.
360
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,935
No, it's not, dad.
361
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,236
You're my father,
362
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,838
And I can't think of
One time in my life
363
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,873
Where you ever
Bumped me
To second place.
364
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,380
I've really been
Thinking about it, dad,
365
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,283
And I'm going to stop
Taking you for granted.
366
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,784
Thank you, son.
367
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,052
Thank you.
368
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,487
Hey...
369
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,756
What do you say
Next saturday
We go fishing?
370
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,926
Hey, I'm there.
371
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,661
Oh, great.
372
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,162
I love you, dad.
373
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,797
I love you, too.
374
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,299
My boy.
375
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,506
Laura,
Beating up those guys
376
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,508
Was a terrible mistake.
377
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,311
I didn't
Go down there
Just for you.
378
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,813
I went there for me,
Too.
379
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,315
I wanted revenge.
380
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,917
I thought
It'd taste sweet.
381
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,453
But I was wrong.
382
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,523
I guess you did
Lower yourself
To their level.
383
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,859
It's the bigger man
Who can walk away.
384
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,796
I'm very proud of you,
Steve.
385
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,030
Thanks, laura.
386
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:41,000
Well, I just
Wanted to tell you
The fabulous news.
387
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,370
Steve urkel is back!
388
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,938
Swell.
389
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,241
Yep.
390
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,811
Bruce lee is
Gone from me.
391
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,080
Wha-da!
392
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,715
Ow!
393
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,386
Boards do hit back.
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