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[vacuum cleaner hums]
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Hi-dee-ho,
Big guy.
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Aah!
Huh?
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Steve!
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How ye be, b.G.?
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I be busy.
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You be going.
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No. Wait.
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Don't you want to know
What this is
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And why I'm wearing a kilt?
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No.
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Oh, sure, you do.
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Why, I hold in my hands
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The revolutionary
Urkel mcbagpipes.
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Steve...
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Uh, don't bug me.
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Plug me.
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I tell you.
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I don't even know
Why I bother.
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Comes over here every day.
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I just keep on doing
What I'm doing.
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Get ready to mcboogy.
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[bagpipe music plays]
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[music stops]
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A-hoots, man.
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We're mcgettin' down,
Me laddie.
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Well, it really works.
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You look ridiculous,
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But it really works.
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Here, carl.
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Take her
For a spin.
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- well, I--
- come on.
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Go ahead.
Go ahead.
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- alright.
- alright.
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Okay.
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There.
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Just like that.
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[bagpipe music plays]
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[bagpipes running down]
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Look what you did.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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[humming]
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What are you doing?
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Measuring.
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I think it's time
To redecorate this room.
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I'm tired of this stuff.
We need new furniture.
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Wait a minute.
What's wrong
With this stuff?
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I like it.
It's old and comfortable,
Just like us.
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Speak for yourself,
Grandpa.
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Harriette,
You know what I mean.
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We bought this stuff
When we got married.
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We married each other,
Not the couch.
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But it has a certain
Sentimental value to it.
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Yeah.
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Every time
I walk past it,
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I see your butt imprint.
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Hey, mrs. Winslow.
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Thanks for letting us
Do our laundry.
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Mm-hmm.
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Why didn't you warn me
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That when you put
Sweaters in the dryer,
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They come out like this?
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Consider yourself warned.
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Well,
That's just great.
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What am I supposed
To do with this?
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I'll give it
To my doggy.
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He's not going
To your college,
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But we don't have
To tell anybody.
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Edward,
I'd like to ask
Your opinion
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About something.
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Do you think
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That we need
New furniture?
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Most definitely.
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Why?
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Because this stuff
Will look great
In our apartment.
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You're excused.
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Oh.
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[door closes]
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Carl, why are you
Being so stubborn
About this?
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Because, harriette,
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It's going
To cost a fortune.
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No it is not.
I worked out a budget,
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And it's only
Going to cost us...
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$3,000.
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[gasps]
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$3,000?
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American?
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Oh, carl,
Open up your wallet
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And let some
Fresh air in.
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Not until
You cut your budget
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Way down.
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I already
Cut my budget
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"Way down."
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Harriette,
There is no way
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That I am paying $3,000
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To redecorate this house.
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Not the house.
Just this room.
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Harriette,
You're trying to kill me.
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But we'll
Discuss this later.
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Oh.
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We'll discuss
This later.
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That's husband talk for
"You can forget it."
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That's right, harriette.
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Just like,
"Let's go out for
A romantic dinner"
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Is wife talk for
"I'm too tired to cook."
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Ah!
Ah!
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Ah!
Ah!
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Well.
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Hey there,
Fellow muskrats.
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What's shaking?
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Oh, you care for
Some dental floss?
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I have three
Different flavors--
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Mint, cinnamon, and mango.
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[coughs]
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Well...
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You know,
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It's starting to look
A lot like los angeles
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In here.
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Drop dead.
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[coughs]
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Well,
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I just might.
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Are you aware of
The health hazards
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Of secondhand smoke?
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Are you aware of
The health hazards
Of being a nerd?
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Yo, yo.
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Good one, dre.
You know what's up, man.
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Yes, dre.
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I see reading the classics
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Has really paid off.
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You know what, guys?
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I think it's time
For a swirlie.
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No, no, no!
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Not a swirlie!
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Please! No!
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No! No! No! No!
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No! No! No!
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No! No!
Please! Please!
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Why not just pants me?
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I have really embarrassing
Underwear.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Stop!
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Whoa!
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No. Please, guys.
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Oh, come on.
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[toilet flushes]
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Aah! Aah!
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[bell rings]
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Let's go!
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Aghhh!
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[doorbell rings]
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Captain savage.
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What an unexpected,
Yet pleasant surprise.
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Yes, it is,
Isn't it?
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Boy, that's a snappy outfit
You're wearing.
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Chicks dig snappy.
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So, what brings you by, sir?
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My new porsche.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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She is a beaut, sir.
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Yes, she is.
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Hey, somebody's
Stealing your hubcaps!
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Shoot 'em!
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Gotcha.
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Never joke
About a man's car.
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So, winslow,
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You still driving
That gremlin?
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I'm afraid so, sir.
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One day
I'll be able to afford
A car like yours,
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But I'm barely able to
Redecorate my living room.
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Too bad.
It needs it.
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Let me give you
A little economics
Lesson, winslow.
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Guess how much
I paid for
That porsche?
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Oh, I don't know.
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60,000.
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No.
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That's how much
It costs.
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Guess how much I paid.
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40,000?
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Eh-eh-eh!
Wrong.
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I got it at
A police auction.
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I only paid $5,000.
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Wh--
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You mean no other cop
Bid more than 5,000?
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Not after
I ordered them not to.
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Boy, it's fun being me.
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You get all sorts
Of stuff cheap
At police auctions,
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Including furniture.
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I never thought about that.
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In a month
There's another auction.
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Check it out.
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It's time for me to go,
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According to
My $4.00 rolex.
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00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,670
Well, thanks for
The advice, sir.
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Anytime.
I'm full of it.
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00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:05,939
That you are, sir.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Ohh.
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That calculus exam
Was a killer.
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I thought
I'd wear out the batteries
On my calculator.
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You had to use
A calculator?
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00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,458
Uh-oh.
Swirlie alert.
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Let's go.
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I'm not budging.
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00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,998
Steven q. Urkel
Runs away from no man.
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00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,400
Roscoe,
A word with you.
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What do you want,
Urkel?
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00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,705
Just to let you
And that nimrod dre know
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00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,774
That your swirlie days
With steven q. Urkel
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Are over.
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00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,576
Man, get lost.
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00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,078
As you can see,
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I've been
Working out lately.
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Ow!
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I think
I pulled something.
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00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,558
Well,
Andre probably heard
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And is wisely
Laying low.
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00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,462
Urkel, man--
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00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,797
I know his type.
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00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,399
All flush
And no action.
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00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,901
Andre hasn't been around
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00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,803
Because he's
In the hospital.
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00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,308
He's got leukemia.
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00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:32,125
Did roscoe just say
Andre had leukemia?
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00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,260
Yeah, he did.
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00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,065
Oh, I feel awful.
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I said a lot
Of bad things
About andre,
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00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,403
But I never wanted anything
Like this to happen.
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Steve,
Of course you didn't.
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I've got to do something
To cheer him up.
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Stay.
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[lock jiggles]
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00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,635
Harriette?
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00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,970
Is that you?
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00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:17,805
No.
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00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,207
It's oprah winfrey.
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00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,776
Well, wait,
Wait, wait, wait.
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Close your eyes.
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I have a surprise
For you.
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00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,084
Come on.
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00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,386
Come on.
255
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,387
Keep your eyes closed.
256
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,157
Come on.
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00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,191
Come on.
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00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,192
Okay.
259
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,260
Open 'em up.
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00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,395
Aah!
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00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,866
What's wrong?
262
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,135
Oh, my god.
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00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,437
What have you done?
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I've redecorated.
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00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,408
Carl, where did
All this stuff
Come from?
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The police auction.
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00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,746
Ooh, look at that rug!
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00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:00,981
There's
A dead man on it!
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00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,421
That's no problem.
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He just peels
Right up.
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00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,624
See?
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00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,360
Oops.
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00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,029
You got all this stuff
From a police auction?
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00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,164
Yeah.
275
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,933
Most of it belonged to
Vinny "The rat" muscone.
276
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,702
But he's been put away
For 10 years.
277
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:23,703
For what?
278
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:24,972
Bad taste?
279
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,343
O.K. So you're not
Hot for the rug.
280
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:34,281
But, harriette,
Take a look
At this lamp.
281
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,283
You must admit,
It's quite lovely.
282
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,988
Yeah. The bullet holes
Are a nice touch.
283
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,526
Harriette,
I got a great deal
For this stuff.
284
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,900
Carl...
285
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,268
Are you telling me
286
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,770
This stuff was owned
By robbers and murderers?
287
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,339
Of course not.
288
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,408
Some of it was owned
By drug lords
And hookers.
289
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,578
Get it out of here,
Carl!
290
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,746
Harriette, it's nice.
291
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,681
- it's ugly.
- it's eclectic.
292
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,716
It's ugly.
293
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,918
It's waterproof!
294
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,552
It's ugly!
295
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,323
Harriette, you haven't
Heard the best part.
296
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,526
What would you say
If I told you
297
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,963
That I only spent $312?
298
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:34,841
I'd say you got taken
For 300 bucks.
299
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,444
Harriette, this was
A great opportunity.
300
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,579
I saw it, and I seized it.
301
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,149
And you want to know why?
Well, I'll tell you why.
302
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,385
Because I am mr. Action.
303
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,888
No offense, harriette,
304
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,359
But you are miss inaction.
305
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,729
You mull, you ponder,
And you dawdle.
306
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,966
But I get things done,
307
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,768
Because carl otis winslow
308
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,971
Is mr. Action.
309
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,176
Okay...Mr. Action.
310
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,515
You can just sleep
On this ugly sofa,
311
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,285
Because that's
All the action
312
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,552
You going to be
Getting.
313
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,330
[bell rings]
314
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,601
Step right up!
315
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,037
Students, teachers,
Truants, and the like!
316
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,638
Sign up for
The bone marrow drive
317
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,772
And save a life!
318
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,274
Hey, steve,
How's it going?
319
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,311
So far, so good.
320
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,346
My routine appears
To be dazzling them.
321
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,781
Hey, urkel, I thought
Andre was doing better.
322
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,483
That's what I heard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
323
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:54,754
Yeah, but he really needs
A bone marrow transplant.
324
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,024
Why don't they
Give him one?
325
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,259
It's really hard
Finding a match,
326
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,360
And andre's
Best chance for one
327
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,595
Is with another
African-american.
328
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,765
Unfortunately,
Not enough of us
Are registered.
329
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,300
Registered?
330
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,170
You have your blood
Drawn and tested.
331
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,539
If you match a patient,
They do some more tests.
332
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,941
Then, if it looks like
You still match,
333
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,044
You're on your way
To becoming a donor.
334
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,679
Well, I'll sign up.
335
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,748
Oh, that's so sweet,
Sweetums,
336
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,017
But you have to be
18 or over.
337
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,719
But I see some seniors
Out there.
338
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,124
Like the football team,
For example.
339
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,026
Why, a lot of you
Have to be 18,
340
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,561
19, 20, 21...
341
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,231
Why, we could
Save his life.
342
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,566
I'm 18.
I'll sign up.
343
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,234
Well, step right up!
344
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,038
Nice going, steve.
345
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,373
Oh, thanks,
Pickle cheeks,
346
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,175
But this is just
The beginning.
347
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,044
There's lots more
To be done.
348
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,246
Alright.
Step right up, everybody.
349
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,148
Sign up
Or grab some info,
350
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,784
But get
Your booties in gear
Right over here.
351
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,465
[sighs]
352
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,904
Carl...
353
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,508
This furniture looks
Better in the dark.
354
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,010
I thought you liked
This stuff.
355
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,579
Well, I'm having
Second thoughts.
356
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,082
You know, I think
My good bargain
357
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,484
Overshadowed
My better judgment.
358
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,485
Honey, look.
359
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,155
I know you were
Trying to help.
360
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,191
But I wish you had
Talked to me first.
361
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,161
Furniture is something
We both have to live with.
362
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,163
We should have
Decided together.
363
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,898
You're right,
Sweetheart.
364
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,200
Tomorrow I'll go
Get our old stuff
365
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,935
From eddie's
Apartment.
366
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,239
Thank god you didn't
Get rid of it.
367
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,441
You know,
I've been thinking,
Sweetheart.
368
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,043
Furniture
Is very expensive.
369
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,746
So maybe we should
Buy it a piece
At a time.
370
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,083
Sounds like
A plan to me.
371
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:07,154
Starting with
A big-screen tv.
372
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,391
Or a nice couch.
373
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:13,493
Enough talk.
374
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,828
Let's, um...
375
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,797
Go upstairs--ahem...
376
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,202
Mr. Action.
377
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:35,715
Woof!
378
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,535
Stop it!
379
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,603
Stop it!
380
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:00,907
[toilet flushes]
381
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,350
What's the matter,
382
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,619
Haven't you ever seen a man
Dry his hands before?
383
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,996
Hey, urkel.
384
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,632
I been looking
For you, man.
385
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,367
Andre?
386
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,736
You're not still giving
Swirlies, are you?
387
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,638
Nah.
388
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,607
I--I just came
To thank you
389
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,009
For helping me find
A bone marrow match.
390
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,346
Well, you're more
Than welcome.
391
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:43,049
If it wasn't
For the drive
392
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,251
Like the one
You started, I...
393
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,585
I probably
Wouldn't be here.
394
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,455
Well, I'm just glad
I could help.
395
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,993
Man, there's something
I got to ask you.
396
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,328
It's been bugging me
For months.
397
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,698
Why would you lift
A finger to help me?
398
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,568
I must have picked
On you 100 times.
399
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:05,272
Actually, 132,
If my journals
Are up to date.
400
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:11,344
Yeah, so why would you
Lift a finger to help me?
401
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,813
Because this is
Bigger than pranks.
402
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,249
This is about
Saving your life.
403
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,152
Besides,
If you weren't around,
404
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,454
Who'd take
My lunch money?
405
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:27,026
I've heard of people
Talking about angels
On earth,
406
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,795
But I guess mine
Wears suspenders.
407
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,332
Oh, stop it, or I'll
Get a swelled head.
408
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,167
There's something
I got to do
409
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,403
To repay you.
410
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:40,006
I know. Why don't
You give me a swirlie?
411
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,942
Tempting,
But not my style.
412
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,677
Okay,
Then I'll buy you lunch.
413
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,578
Oh, great.
414
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,281
Why, today is
Pork on a stick.
415
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,649
You can even
Sit at my table.
416
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,052
With all the tough guys
And losers?
417
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,387
That's right.
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