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He's at the 10!
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He's at the 5!
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He's at the--
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Concession stand!
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Mom, come on.
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I'm emmitt smith.
I just scored a touchdown.
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Yeah, but I'm
Calling it back
For holding.
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[blows whistle]
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Holding?
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Honey, that was
Upstairs.
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[purring]
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Oh, honey,
You look great!
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Thank you.
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I'm the...
Purrrfect catwoman.
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Meow.
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Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
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Siamese twins.
What a great costume!
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Eddie, what if you
Meet a pretty girl?
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[rip]
No problem, dad.
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Ahh, the magic
Of velcro.
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Hey!
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* ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah **
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Ahh.
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Hey, mom,
What are you?
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I'm a flapper.
This is what they wore
In the 1920s.
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Yeah, back when
She was little.
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Let's move it before
All the candy's gone.
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Okay grab your bag.
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Whoa!
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What?
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Aw!
Oh!
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Uh-oh. Thunderstorm.
Uh-oh. Thunderstorm.
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Maybe it'll clear up.
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You ever think about
Paying your electric
Bill, mr. Winslow?
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Well, so much for
Trick-or-treating.
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Aw, come on, mom.
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We can still go.
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No way, richie.
It's pouring.
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And there's
A blackout.
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Only a crazy fool
Would be out on a
Night like tonight.
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Trick or treat. Whoa!
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I rest my case.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Steve, what are
You doing out
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In weather
Like this?
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Getting wet.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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[snorts]
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So who are you
Supposed to be?
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Well,
Isn't it obvious?
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Sam donaldson.
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Gee, if we can't
Go out,
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This is going to be
The worst halloween ever.
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Oh, sweetie.
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There's more
To halloween than
Trick or treating.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Let's play
"Pass the ghost story."
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Cool.
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How does it work?
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Well, I start a ghost story
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And when I get to a really
Scary or exciting part
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I pass it to someone else.
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Sounds like fun.
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I'll start.
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[thunder]
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It was a dark
And stormy night--
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Hoo hoo hah hah hah--
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In a creepy old castle.
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This castle was the home
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Of the tall, dark,
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Handsome, fearless,
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And dynamic
Count von winslow.
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The count was very popular.
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In fact, the peasants
All worshipped him.
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[peasants in monotone]
Yay, count.
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We worship you.
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The count was also
The world's
Greatest swordsman.
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[buzzing]
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[buzzing stops]
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And then,
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Something incredible
Happened.
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Take it, harriet!
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Uh...Uh...Uh...
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The count's wife,
The countess,
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She came down
The stairs.
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[wolf whistle]
[wolf whistle]
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She was not only
A knockout,
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She was the woman
Who ran the castle,
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The brains
Of the family.
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Brains of the family?
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Hey, I'm running
This whole castle
By myself!
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The frankensteins
Have help.
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I should have
Married a doctor.
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And the peasants
Loved her, too.
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[peasants in monotone]
Yay, countess.
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We love you, too.
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The most frightening thing
Was the fact
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That count von winslow
And his wife
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Were both...
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Vampires!
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Yes, the von winslows
Were vampires,
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The undead.
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The thing
That kept them nourished
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Was blood!
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Suddenly...
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A bat flew into the room.
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Hi, fangsters!
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Well, mother,
How good it is
To see you.
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Thank you, sugar veins.
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Can you stay
For dinner?
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Oh, no. I've got
A hot date.
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I'm seeing
A younger man.
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Oh, really?
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He couldn't be
A day over 400.
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Have fun, mother.
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I always do.
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Now, keep
My coffin warm.
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Hah hah hah hah
Hah hah hah!
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Take it, eddie.
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[eddie]
All of a sudden,
Down the stairs
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Came the von winslow's
Incredibly handsome
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Teen heartthrob son.
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Like many teenagers,
He rebelled,
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And he refused
To be a vampire.
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Son...I don't
Understand you.
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You don't roam
Around at night.
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You don't terrorize
The townspeople.
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And you don't use
Your torture chamber.
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Dad, what makes you
Happy
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Doesn't necessarily
Make me happy.
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Oh, this modern-day
Thinking.
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They were going to
Argue some more,
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But then suddenly
There was a knock
At the door.
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[knock knock knock]
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Someone's at the door.
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[eddie]
Take it, steve.
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[steve]
Standing there
Was sir steven,
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The royal duke of urkel,
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The world's richest,
Handsomest,
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And most eligible bachelor.
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Hello.
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So sorry
To bother you,
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But I'm
Sir steven,
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The royal
Duke of urkel.
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My carriage broke.
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Can I stay the night?
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Of course.
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We'd love
To have you
For dinner.
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Oh, why thank you.
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Now, what about
My horse?
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He won't fit
At the table.
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Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
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[count]
Hah hah hah hah hah.
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I'll fix
Your carriage for you.
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Why, thank you.
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And then I'll test-drive it
Into town.
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My, what a lovely home
You have.
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I simply love
How you've mixed
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The 10th century stuff
With the modern.
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Well, I must admit
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I stole some ideas
From better homes
And dungeons.
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Whoop.
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Ah...
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Didst I do that?
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Oh...
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I love the boar head.
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Thank you.
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Must have been
Running awfully fast
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To go through
The wall like that.
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Heh heh heh.
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[snorts]
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00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,073
I'll have someone...
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00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,908
Show you your room.
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[scream]
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[steve]
Then who should
Appear but...
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Kick it, waldo!
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[waldo]
Well, the guy who
Answered the bell
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Was their faithful
Butler valdo.
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Ah, valdo,
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There you are.
Where have you
Been all day?
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Doing my laundry.
I ran my socks
Through the ringer.
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Next time,
I'll take them
Off first.
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Valdo, would you please
Show our guest his room?
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You got it.
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What time is dinner?
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It depends on
How long it takes us
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To find a victim.
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I mean, a chicken.
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00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,261
You can go now.
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00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,263
No, I can't.
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00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,431
Why not?
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00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,166
You're standing
On my foot.
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Oh.
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[waldo]
Take it, laura.
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[laura]
The royal duke
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Checked out the room.
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00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,918
He looked under the bed.
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00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,320
He looked out
The window.
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00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,891
Then he played a song
On his armpit.
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00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,128
Then...
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00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,231
He hung his cape
On the wall.
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00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,249
Whoa, mama!
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00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,887
Who are you?
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I'm laura,
A simple peasant girl.
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00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,058
I've been chained
To this wall
For three weeks,
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00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,227
And I'm
Completely helpless.
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00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,796
Helpless?
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00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,575
What happens next?
220
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,111
Well...
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00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,979
Laura, the lovely
Sweet peasant girl
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00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,949
Explained to sir steven,
The royal duke of urkel,
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How she wound up chained
To a castle wall.
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My carriage
Broke down,
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00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,190
And I was invited
To stay the night--
Three weeks ago!
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00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,193
Don't you just hate it
When that happens?
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00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,163
Those carriage mechanics
Tell you one day,
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00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,399
And three weeks later,
You're still waiting
On the same part.
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00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,767
No, no, you fool.
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00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:51,004
I'm their prisoner.
They're vampires!
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00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,874
Ooh!
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Whatever you do,
Don't drink the wine.
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00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,478
Why, is it a bad year?
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00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,948
No. They'll drug you,
Suck out all your blood,
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00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,782
And then mess up
Your hair!
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00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,502
Ah!
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00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,937
Our guest.
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00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,439
Did you find everything
Alright in your room?
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00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,674
Oh, yes.
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00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,843
I found everything...
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00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,211
Alright.
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[rachel]
Okay, now it's my turn.
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Just then,
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The countess' sister
Entered the room...
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Her younger sister.
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She was a sultry vixen
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With a pair of fangs
That could knock
A man's eyes out.
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00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,905
She worked in town
As a torch singer,
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And the peasants
Loved her.
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00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:06,213
* blue moon... **
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00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,614
Hey!
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00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,582
Stop that racket!
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00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,855
Mmm.
254
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,291
I'm in the mood
For some...
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00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,526
Wine.
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00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,428
Wine?
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00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,634
Here's the wine.
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00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,536
That will be all,
Valdo.
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00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,405
Be careful.
This is the one
With the drugs in it.
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00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,212
Sir steven,
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00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,181
Do you like
This painting
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00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,083
We just recently
Plundered?
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00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,366
Oh, yes. It's lovely.
264
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,935
But I much prefer
The painting on...
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00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,171
That wall.
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00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:15,048
Tell me, sir steven,
267
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,117
Do they have armor
268
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,652
Like that...
In your country?
269
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,758
Oh, yes.
270
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,094
We do.
271
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,930
But I've never
Seen swords
272
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,865
Like the ones
You have on...
273
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,235
That wall!
274
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,312
Enough of this
Foolishness!
275
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,216
I am thirsty for blood.
276
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,322
And it's happy hour!
277
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,126
Well...
278
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:02,562
You won't be smiling...
279
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,065
When you taste
My sword.
280
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,106
It's only fair
To warn you...
281
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,208
I'm a superb
Swordsman.
282
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,943
Well, I happen to be
283
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,046
The greatest swordsman
In the world.
284
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,280
Watch.
285
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,453
Ha! You missed.
286
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,554
[blows]
287
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,992
Not bad.
288
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,195
But take a gander
At this.
289
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,013
Enough of these
Tricks.
290
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,515
Tricks are for kids.
291
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,084
Thrust and parry!
292
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,219
Law firms don't scare me!
293
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,278
Haaahhh!
294
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,448
Aah!
295
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,452
Ha!
296
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,486
Ha!
297
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,770
Whoa-oh.
298
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,677
You need fencing lessons.
299
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,545
And you could use
A breath mint.
300
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,480
Wow.
301
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,490
Ha ha ha ha ha.
302
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,658
You lose.
303
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,126
You wrong!
304
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,127
Ahh!
305
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,797
Ah...Yes!
306
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,200
It's brie...With garlic!
307
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,803
And vampires don't like
Garlic, do they?
308
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,772
Huh, huh, huh? No!
309
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,208
No, no, no!
310
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,546
Haaaah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
311
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,014
But
What a pity...
312
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,717
You lost track
Of time!
313
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,355
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
314
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,392
It's dawn!
315
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,496
Sayonara,
Bloodsuckers!
316
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,406
[coughing]
317
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,219
Alright. Let me see.
318
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,522
Don't drink the wine.
Check.
319
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,657
Kill the vampires. Check.
320
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,992
Save the girl. Ah!
321
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,860
On my way.
322
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,347
The count is down
For the count.
323
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,748
Oh, sir steven,
324
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:49,816
My hero!
325
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,286
I love you, I love you,
I love you!
326
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,987
Did I just say that?
327
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,691
You sure did, sweetums.
328
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,660
I'm telling
The story now.
329
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,897
Come to papa!
330
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,300
Oh, you're still
Chained up, aren't you?
331
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:24,250
Come to papa!
332
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,252
I'm just a simple
Peasant girl.
333
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,454
Be gentle.
334
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,422
[steve]
And so...
335
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,424
Sir steven prevailed.
336
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,292
He won the fair lady,
337
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,795
And he vanquished
The vampires...
338
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:39,499
Or did he?
339
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,274
And the lovely laura
340
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,210
Got married
And had four boys
341
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,812
And two ghouls.
342
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,113
Ha ha ha ha!
343
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,915
[snorts]
344
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,090
Hey, you guys,
It stopped raining.
345
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,593
You can do
Some trick or treating.
346
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:10,296
No way. Can we tell
Another ghost story?
347
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,931
Sure.
348
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:16,803
I'll start.
349
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:20,306
It was a sunny day
When grandma came
To visit her family.
350
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,241
Hey, that's not scary.
351
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:26,579
Oh, yeah? You haven't
Seen my grandma.
352
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,483
Aah! Oh!
Aah!
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