All language subtitles for Cattiva Coscienza (2023) english

(President) The conscience of a man
it is his most precious possession,

yet men
they seem to have forgotten about it.

(President) You know the joke
who says "He had a clear conscience"?

(President) Of course, he hadn't used it.

(President) It's hard to admit it,
but it captures the current difficulties well

of our mission.

I don't believe it...

- (President) Let's face it...
- I won !

(President) How many today
do they listen to their conscience?

- He's a kid, give it back to him.
- (Man) Will you change it for me? Good, go home.

Excuse me? Can you change it for me, please?

(HORN)

(President) The work of consciences
it's really ungrateful in Italy.

(HORN)

I understand! Keep calm !

But what "calm"?
Can't you see that I have to give birth? Bitch!

Who cares !

(INDISTINCT SCREAMING)

No ! Hands on you
to a pregnant woman, no.

(President) Doing the wrong thing

it's much easier than doing the right one.

No, dai!

Fuck, fuck, fuck...

Fuck, you dirty slut!

(WAKES UP)

(President) Be heard?
Ah, how difficult it has become!

Wakes up ! You have an appointment at 9:00.

(TWELVE SIGHS)

(Thirty-nine) Tell her thank you.
You have to tell her thank you!

Tell her thank you. You have to tell her thank you!

You don't have to repeat what I say,
you have to thank her.

You don't have to repeat what I tell you,
you have to thank her!

(President) When they listen,
sometimes it doesn't work anyway.

But if the general picture is discouraging,

well, your cases are much more so.

You are the shining example
of how a conscience can fail.

- (President) Yes, tell me.
- Consciousness 39.091.

President, I wanted to say
that it's not my fault

if my protégé, Eriberto, repeats...

Your protégé infringes
the Sacred Rules of confidentiality,

that is, it endangers our work.

Because of this
your scores are so low.

You all need to do better,
then you will do a remedial course.

(together) No...

Yes ?

Conscience 12,000,818, President.

I was wondering: does it still make sense
this scoring logic?

We can't nag
our protected ones, right?

We have to get in tune with it.

Are you challenging the system?

(GASP)
Ma...

Be grateful that I admit you
to the recovery course.

With your scores, you should be now
the conscience of a cat.

(THEY LAUGH)

We consciences are the guardians of the right,
the soldiers of good,

the workers of ethics.

We cannot fail.

Because if we fail,
the world fails.

So don't be discouraged
and repeat our motto with me.

(together) Destiny does not exist,
only the will exists.

(together) Destiny does not exist,
only the will exists.

(together) Destiny does not exist,
only the will exists.

The course will be taught by one of you,
the best of all of you,

the Italian conscience that in three years
got the highest score

in the "Average Men" category.

The future member of the Commission
of the Writers of Values,

Consciousness 8,000,024.

Nail.

Courage,
show these unfortunate colleagues of yours

how a successful consciousness works.

Honored by your trust.

President, I will do my best.

(SOUND SIGNAL)
"Yes ? Yes, I'm coming".

I have a meeting in America.
I have to leave you, sorry.

I expect a lot from each of you.

You are here because you failed.

But I can show you how I work
and inspire you.

Don't be afraid to ask questions,
emotion might block you, but...

I'm here for you.

Take advantage of it.

(softly) "And then I'm very humble."

Let's not waste time. Philip,
my client is about to wake up.

Field exercise.

- (Eight) Let's go to the station.
- Right.

Hate...

- Ready?
- (together) Yes.

(SOUND SIGNAL FROM MICROPHONE)

(WAKES UP)

Smile, Philip.

Now some gymnastics.

I know you don't want it,

but it's good for your mood and circulation.

Amazing, huh?

(Eight) Ah! Too much sugar.
Porridge is better.

(Eight) It is healthier and more nutritious.

(WHISTLING FROM THE TEAPOT)

(Eight) Life...

premia...

who is committed.

(Filippo) "Life rewards those who work hard."

No... Oh well, the tea bags.
This is genius, huh?

It's one of the little tricks
which I use to reinforce his intentions.

Bene !

What other ways do we have
to encourage

our protected ones?

Hmm?

The horoscope, fortune cookies
and the writings on the walls.

Good boy ! You are...

Consciousness 39.091.
But you can call me Thirty-Nine.

(INAUDIBLE)

(CHANGS: "WEDDING MARCH"
ON FELIX MENDELSSOHN)

A little disturbing, huh?
But we're nice.

(Luisa) Are you ready for tonight?

- "Stasera" ?
- Tonight is your stag party.

Oh, are they getting married? Handsome !

It's normal, they've been together for seven years.

Who comes ?

The usual ones: Walter, Piergiorgio... These.

- Only colleagues?
- Ed.

You know the Children of the Moon
do they play at the Beer Station?

(Luisa) Save.

Mmh. Interesting.

You are sure
that you don't want to invite them to the wedding?

- Yes I'm sure.
- (Luisa) Why?

You played together, you were friends.

It could have been the opportunity
to put a stop to it.

They are part of your past.

They are now part of the past.

Can I tell you? You were so beautiful
when you played the guitar.

Alright, I'm going, it's late.

- Pelvis.
- Ciao.

- Ciao.
- (Luisa) Hello, Filippo!

(STRIMPELLA)

He can't evict us!
We have always paid the rent!

He never signed the contract for us!

If you can prove the payments,
we will prevent eviction.

The rent will be reduced by 90%.

Lawyer, we'll talk this week
to understand how to move.

"If you want something, you find a way.
If you don't want something, you make an excuse."

- African proverb, Central Africa.
- "Centro".

- Until we meet again.
- Until we meet again.

Well ? What, have you thought about it again?
Aren't you getting married anymore?

I'll have the champagne right away, eh.

No, it's just that a couple was evicted

after the landlord
he made them pay under the table for years.

I would like to defend them pro bono.

And I would like to piss straight away
like when I was 20.

You said take pro bono cases!

Yes, I said it because you needed it
to hear you say it,

but it was clearly bullshit.

- "It was bullshit."
- Do not do that.

Filippino, I got you to work here

because my daughter,
for some obscure reason, he loves you.

I, as a heart patient,
I don't have the heart to disappoint her.

But let's say it frankly: Philippi',
you are not suited for this job.

This job is not for you.

- Why ?
- How why" ? Because you are too good.

It's not you who's too good,
it is he who is without conscience!

(together) Oh!

It's a way of saying.

No one is without conscience,
but he will have a bad conscience.

Chi decide
which is a bad conscience and which is not?

(Twelve) No, because judging is difficult.

Judging is very simple.

Just check the score.
Do you want to share yours with us?

So let's move on.

- Are you always in the middle?
- What do you want ?

(cell phone) # And if you won't be there
I will look for you

# Inside other things

# And all that #

(Luisa, cell phone) # What he can't say
not even a song

# And if you're not there I'll look for you #

Of course it is
the portrait of happiness.

- (Barista) To you.
- (Woman) Thank you.

- At that time...
- Tell me.

Basically she told me...

I fry everything normally, nice and greasy,
then I dry it with paper

and I tell her I did
in your air fryer.

And she tells everyone:
"My air fryer is the bomb!"

So we are both happy:
she thinks about dieting

and I'll eat some fried food
as Christ commands.

But this way you're making fun of her.

- I understand, Filippo!
- Oh well, oh!

But don't you ever do the wrong thing?
Even just to understand what effect it has.

(Luca, PC) You can't be flawless
24 hours on 24 !

But yes, with the right guidance.

(Luca) Fuck, Fili',
take an hour break!

- Ciao !
- Ciao.

- (Luca) Will you drink with us?
- I'd love that.

- (Luca) Good.
- I'm Noemi.

Sit next to this nice guy.
Filippo, make room for Noemi!

- Thank you.
- (Piergiorgio) Who's coming to smoke?

- (together) Me!
- Later.

- (Walter, PC) Have fun!
- (Piergiorgio, PC) Let's go smoke.

I have some stupid friends, unfortunately.

You are a really good boy
what do they say?

Let's see...

- Eh ?
- No.

- No no...
- Calm.

Sorry do not...

(Filippo) It can't be done.

We're going out, do you want to be alone?

- Everything is under control.
- "Everything is under control."

Shall we go back? What are you saying ?

Yes. No one can resist
to a "pussy" like that.

- Thank you.
- Imagine, for so little.

It's not a little, absolutely.

- (Piergiorgio) Here we are!
- What did we miss?

- I'm re-enrolling at university.
- Eh ?

Filippo, you are wonderful.
Talking to you changed my life.

- (Filippo) It's a pleasure.
- In what sense ?

Wait, I'll give you the number
of that "counselor" I was telling you about.

- Yes.
- Call her, huh?

I feel like crying.

I will do it. You are an angel, truly.

- Ciao.
- Ciao.

- Hello lads.
- Ciao !

- Hi, it was a pleasure.
- Me too.

- Good luck with university.
- Hello to you too.

You pushed a 1000 euro escort
in the evening to re-enrol at university?

Well, he's got a nice head. Very analytical.

"Analitica".
Shit, it was your stag party!

Now you get married, your life is over.

It was your last chance
to lose control!

- Why do I have to lose control?
- Guys, this is hopeless.

- In shock.
- (Walter) It's useless.

- (Luca) Hello!
- (Walter) Hello!

Bravo !

- No, no, no ! Oh!
- Good, good.

No, what are you applauding for? No !

No, our mission
it's not denying the experience,

but welcome the missteps
as part of the growth process.

And then sorry,
to collect points,

you don't see that you have transformed Philip
in a circus monkey?

Can't you see he's unhappy?
He's repressed! He's depressed.

You are right to talk about mistakes
and missteps, yes.

- You're an expert, aren't you?
- Ma...

Am I wrong or your career counts
a protected person overdosed, two suicides,

two deaths from liver cirrhosis
and a deserter shot?

- Yes, but what does it have to do with it? Now not...
- You bring embarrassment to all of us.

I don't want to waste time with you.
Get out of here.

- Everyone come out, please.
- Yes.

- Shall we go out too?
- (Thirty-nine) Too bad.

(Thirty-nine) It was a great opportunity.

(MUSICA ROCK)

(Singer, PC) # When I'm alone

# I'm no longer important

# And I don't know how to do it anymore
because I don't feel anything #

Aren't you really sad, aren't you?

(Singer, radio) # Another Monday

# And another round of the carousel

# And I would like to get down from here

# But then what do I have left

# And I can't leave

# Not even staying here #

(FILIPPO LOWERS THE VOLUME)

You're not sad.
You're just a nice person.

(Thirty-nine) Behind every great man
there is a great conscience.

Excuse me, master,
I felt the need to tell you this.

- Can I call you "master"?
- Sure, if you like, you're welcome.

- I have many questions to ask you.
- Or.

But Philip isn't sleeping yet,
this is not the time.

Don't worry ! If I leave him alone
for a while, what do you want to happen?

- (Thirty-nine) Are you sure?
- (Eight) Yes! What do you want to know ?

(Thirty-nine) The first thing is that I saw
How do you initially approach...

What brought you
at your current level?

Never stop believing,
not even in times of crisis.

- (Thirty-nine) Crisis with Filippo?
- (Eight) Yes!

Filippo gave me satisfaction
since I was a child,

but seven years ago I almost lost it.

He fell in love with Giusy,
the band's bassist.

(Eight) He had
a bad influence on him.

Drugs, alcohol... He had become someone else.

(Thirty-nine) How did you report it
on the right path?

I never stopped believing it.

When she showed up
the right opportunity... I jumped at it.

(Eight) One evening Filippo saw Giusy
in bed with Diego, the band's singer.

The trauma was so violent
that falling in love suddenly vanished.

Puff! At that point I, lightning fast,
I regained control.

(Otto) He dumped Giusy, Diego, the band.

He wrote melancholy songs
not bad, but it was better this way.

He noticed a fan who was doting on her
for him, Luisa, very sweet.

Since then, we have always followed the rules.

- Yes ?
- Did you happen to find an iPhone?

- I was sitting there half an hour ago.
- Boh...

- Andrea ?
- What?

Is there an iPhone among the lost things?

Their marriage will give me points
for my promotion.

So is it true? Come and join
of the Writers of Values?

- Eh !
- Marvelous.

It is the greatest honor for a conscience.
You will write the rules of the world.

Very quietly. They still haven't elected me.

Three days to go, what should happen?

Tre shottini di Mezcal, brav'uomo.

(Barista) "Tre" ?

You're right, make it four.

Quattro shottini, madame.

Hmmm! Ah...

Oh... Have you never suffered for love?

- And this ?
- (Filippo) Yes, thank you.

- (Filippo) Hello.
- It's 32, huh.

(Valentina) Can you offer?

I forgot my wallet.

How much is it?

- It's 30...
- 32.

- (Filippo) I'm only 50.
- Good luck.

How to "make good money"?

- (Valentina) Two more, good man.
- They arrive.

No, dai...
This too, now! But how ?

Is the car yours?

- You need blood tests.
- What the fuck are those ways?

You don't choose when to vomit, sorry!

I assume the car is yours.
Give me the keys, I'll move it.

Because I have to give the keys
of my car to a stranger?

Because you're drunk, maybe?

I just threw up, I'm like new.

Ah, okay then.

- Isn't it better if you take a taxi?
- Yes, you pay me. Uh...

There are a lot of controls out here,
I tell you. Do as you like.

All right bye !

(Filippo) Yes, bye.

(ENGINE SOUND)

(Filippo) Brake!

- Business...
- Oh! What did I tell you?

Does this seem like a useful thing to say?
Fuck, my life is shit!

Did you get hurt ? Should I call an ambulance?

- No no...
- Come "no" ?

Not if I'm drunk driving again
I'm in trouble.

What are you doing, undressing?

- I'm bleeding !
- (Filippo) Eh... Yes...

Take me home, please.

(Valentina) He said he loved me.

He asked me to marry him
one evening when we had taken the MD.

Ah...
(VALENTINA SIGH)

My father is right, I am...
I'm hopeless.

(Valentina) The day after tomorrow
It's his birthday, he's 65 years old.

I was so happy to go with Ciro.

Instead I have to go alone,
as always.

We have arrived there.

How did it end with this Ciro?

Meanwhile he is married,
although this is the least of the problems.

And… it came out
who has a gambling habit.

He stole all my money and disappeared.

I had to pawn my mother's ring
to move forward.

This.

- (Filippo) Nice.
- Ed.

It was the last thing
what I had left of her.

She's dead ?

I am sorry.

Here we are.

- There ?
- Ed.

Do you live at the Margherita Massage Center?

At the moment home and work coincide,
let's say.

- Ah OK. Margherita is that you?
- No, it's my mother's name.

I'm Valentina.

I am Philip.

Then I go.

You're safe anyway.
There's no danger, right?

You're a beautiful person.

You can see it in your eyes, I'm...

sad, but clear.

It was nice of you to take me home.

- No no...
- What's up ?

I can not sorry.

- I get it, you don't like me.
- It's not that, it's not that...

(Filippo) It's not that I don't like you,
I did not say this. I can ?

- Alone.
- The fact is... You are beautiful.

Is that...

I really don't...

- Well, I don't...
- That ?

I was going to say I can't, but...
Because I can not ?

Why ?

You sure are pretty weird, huh.

I know, sorry.

It's just that tonight everything seems... different.

You know that little voice that nags you
and tells you not to do things?

Tonight I don't feel it anymore.

(Filippo) Why?

- Why ?
- (Filippo) I think it's thanks to you.

Have you ever wondered where we come from?
What do we have in common with them?

With the protected?

A great conscience
he never asks questions, unless they are rhetorical.

- (Eight) Doubts make us weak.
- (Thirty-nine) Beautiful, this one.

- One day I hope to become like you.
- You have a good conscience, Thirty-Nine.

Sooner or later Eriberto will die
and you will have a protected person without senile dementia.

Poor Eriberto, forced into Villa Maria
for all these years.

This is my room,
let's take a look ?

Come no !

Everything seems fine to me, right?

Ah, he's making love!

How much intensity!
After seven years, still...

(VALENTINA AND FILIPPO GEMONO)

Ah !

What happened ?

It's not... It's not his bed.

And this is not Luisa. What happened here?

Sorry, it's my fault, I distracted you.

It's impossible !
How long did I leave him alone? Two hours ?

Oh well, but at least they're done.

Are you saying this will cost you the promotion?

Of course it will cost me the promotion.

But maybe Filippo will get married anyway
and so in the end...

(SOUND SIGNAL FROM MICROPHONE)
Filippo...

(OTTO BREATHES HEAVYLY)

What are you doing in bed with this?

You are about to get married.
What comes to mind?

Bravo...

(WATER FROM THE SHOWER)

(Eight) We wash the memory away
of this night, she does not exist.

None of this has ever happened, ever!
Agree ?

(Luca) Now you're getting married, your life is over.

(Valentina) You are a beautiful person. It shows
from the eyes, they are sad but clear.

(Luca) You can't be flawless
24 hours on 24 !

You know what you have to do,
come home now, come home!

- Enough, enough... I can't take it anymore.
- Filippo !

- It just is...
- Filippo !

(VALENTINA HURTS)

(NOTIFICATION FROM MOBILE)

(Valentina) "Whatever it is
that you have long sought, Pisces,"

"Know that your wait is over."

“I invite you to recognize it.”
Yes, well...

(VALENTINA SIGH)

- Cows.
- Cow!

- Good morning.
- You are here.

Yes, I took a shower.

- Everything OK ?
- (Filippo) Yes.

I must tell you one thing,
but don't interrupt me,

otherwise I won't find the courage.

Three days ago I posed for a statuette
to put on my wedding cake.

- When I did it...
- You get married ?

No, let me finish.

Everyone who sleeps with me
do they marry someone else?

The point is, I don't want to get married.

Yes, then they say this.

No, it's true !
I swear, I don't want to get married anymore.

Yesterday morning,
when I saw this statuette,

I thought: "How sad am I?"

"Quanto ?"

But then I said to myself:
"No, it's not like that, you're fine."

The little voice I was telling you about.

But I'm not well. I am not well.

Now I understand it,
I realized how much I was pretending.

It's as if I were reborn
tonight with you, understand?

Something like this hasn't happened to me since...

I don't remember anymore.

I like you so much, you don't know how much.

Are you sure ?

If you're not sure,
I feel really bad about it, really.

I know it may seem bad now.

- What ?
- Do you remind me of your name?

(FILIPPO LAUGHS)
C'era una "L" ?

I don't believe it.

- Filippo.
- "Filippo" !

You are terrible.

Come here, Philip. Come here.

(Eight) Filippo, I beg you.

Please, this isn't you.

Come back to yourself...

Come back to yourself, come back to yourself!

(SOUND SIGNAL FROM MICROPHONE)
Does this thing work? No, stop!

No no no ! No...

Maestro,

Unfortunately he can't hear you.

The only thing that silenced happened happened
also an awareness of your level.

I know this will seem strange to you
because we just met, but...

I think I'm in love with you.

(Eight) You're not falling in love,
idiot!

It's just a panic attack,
a mid-life crisis!

How can I do ?

I have to make him listen to me.

No, the only way would be
descend to Earth

and talk to him in person.

- Well, if it were possible...
- I know.

- Master, please, it's madness.
- Shh !

- Do not do it.
- (Eight) Here it is.

Don't do it, please, it's madness.
Do not do it.

Think about that simple door
leads to their world?

I think about it, but it's not possible.
It says "Do not open".

- Can not be done.
- (Eight) It's easy.

No conscience has ever done it,
but what do we need?

In your opinion because he never did it
no conscience?

Because you can't!

So why did they put it there?

(Thirty-nine) Maybe it's a test to see
if we really respect the rules.

Master, you will have a real body

and you will experience sensations
who felt no conscience!

I only have two days.

I have to convince Filippo
to marry Luisa.

I can't fail
one step away from the finish line.

It's very dangerous, master.
You don't know what you're getting into.

Trust me, don't do it, don't do it.

(Otto) Ah!

(SIRENS, ENGINE SOUNDS)

(with a Roman accent) Ahó, who are you?

A human being, can't you see?

(JACKHAMMER)
Where I am ?

In Rome, on the Metro C construction site.

(OTTO CHUCKLES)
Do you understand what they came up with...

Hmm...

But how good is it?

- It's good, yes.
- (Filippo) My goodness!

(Filippo) Mmh! A fairy tale, indeed.
Can you believe I haven't eaten it in months?

(Filippo) What did I miss...

(Valentina) I'll put them here, they're hot.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Oh God, is it her?

- My goodness, I feel guilty.
- No, you don't have to. You have nothing to do with it.

It doesn't work between me and Luisa anymore.

I have to talk to her, I want to leave her.
You'll see that she will understand.

He will understand by force,
We can't pretend, right?

I'll talk to you, come on. And tomorrow I'll accompany you
on your father's birthday.

Really ?

- Right.
- If you don't come it's a mess.

Dad is very precise
and his wife is worse than him.

Do you trust me or not?

- Yes.
- Oh.

- Mmh, how good you are!
- You too.

(Eight) See when I find you... Ungrateful.

(NOTIFICATION FROM MOBILE)

(BRAKES SQUEALING)

- (Otto) Ah...
- Oh !

(OTTO COMPLAINS)
Oh god, oh god...

Oh, oh !

Are you OK ?
I didn't really see you, sorry.

- (Filippo) Wait. You'll make it ?
- (Otto) No !

- Excuse me. Very quietly.
- (Otto) Oh...

- Come on, you can do it.
- Asia, Asia...

- Lean.
- I didn't think it hurt that much.

I know, it hurts.

Are you OK ?

We know each other ?

Of course...

- Filippo Casacci!
- Yes...

I don't believe it,
Were you really killing me?

Who are you ?

- Do not you recognise me ?
- No.

I'm Nicola! Accounts.
We went to primary school together.

The Rainbow school, first "C".

"Nicola Conti" ?
Nicholas "God's punishment"?

Oh, that's him! That is, me. Yes.

I was trouble.
You were the smartest of all.

Sorry, but didn't you have red hair?

- I'm unrecognizable, right?
- Yes, what happened to you?

- I screwed up!
- What have you done ?

I left the woman I loved
for another one just before I get married!

- Did you throw yourself under the car on purpose?
- Mah...

Would you like us to drink
a quick thing together?

- Yes.
- It would do me a lot of good.

Sure, let's go.

- Does it hurt ?
- Bit.

It hurts inside.

I mean, do you understand? I was an engineer,
I was about to become an associate.

But the wedding fell through and I was
so bad that they fired me.

- No...
- Yes.

Now I'm unemployed.

- I'm fucking sorry.
- Don't swear.

But when it's needed, it's needed, eh...

But do you know when the end came?
When they assigned me the secretary.

At that moment I felt in love.

- It was just fear.
-Afraid of what?

To grow.

When someone is getting married
takes stock of his life.

Feel the youth slipping away
and what do you do ? Run away.

Where are you running to? Anyway, it's not that...

You can postpone this thing,
but sooner or later you have to deal with it.

Let's go drink, come on. At least you don't think about it.

Yes.

(Bartender) Okay.

- Thank you.
- (Bartender) You're welcome.

- Sorry, I made you...
- (Filippo) Of course.

What about you? Wives, children?

- In theory I should get married the day after tomorrow.
- Really ? Is gorgeous !

- It's beautiful.
- In short...

Luisa is a wonderful girl.

How do you know her?

- No, I don't know her.
- Oh, you don't know her? And how...

I saw the photos on Facebook.

- Ah...
- It impresses you how beautiful she is.

Marry her, don't let her get away.

(Eight) Oh... Why are you making this face?

No, it's just...

I do not know how to tell you this.

- And say it.
- I met another girl.

Her name is Valentina.

- She is...
- Unconscious. How can it be ?

Sorry, you're dating someone
who is getting married? Come on!

- No, it's different.
- Oh yes ?

It's different, really.
It kind of woke me up.

Right...

There has always been a little voice inside
to tell me: "This is done, this is not done."

That's conscience, he's right.

"Conscience"...

I tell you
just because I learned it the hard way.

Filippo, changing women won't help you.

(Eight) Look at me.

I'm living with guilt
that crushes me every day

for the evil I have done
to the women I loved,

it's unbearable.

But how can I ignore it
this sadness?

You must not ignore it, well done!
Go inside, look at her face.

Get in there, Fili'.

Only in this way will you discover that...

- That ?
- Shh...

I was about to leave Luisa
when I met you.

Now I don't know what to do anymore.

You know it.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Guard.

- (Filippo) I don't believe it...
- Go with the law.

You can see it was destiny.

Destiny doesn't exist,
only the will exists.

Go, Philip.

First I have to go back to Valentina.
I made her some promises, poor thing.

- Devi, eh?
- Yes.

All right, I'll take you.
It's a quick thing anyway.

- Truly ?
- Right.

- But you pay, I don't have a cent.
- Right.

(Filippo) Are you kidding? Absolutely.

There, quick and painless.
Let's not get involved.

Wait, what are you doing? Don't come with me.

- No ?
- No, dai.

No, of course. I'll wait for you here?

- Yes.
- All right.

Yes, here.

(BELL, DOOR OPENS)

- Hey. I can ?
- (Valentina) How nice to see you.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOORBELL)

Are you still here?

We agreed that I was waiting for you.

- Oh God, it's true!
- Eh...

Sorry, Nico.

I did as you said,
I looked at the sadness in his eyes.

I went right into it
and I realized that...

I want to fuck off this sadness,
enough sadness.

Does Valentina make me happy?

And I want to be happy, it's simple.

But what... What did you understand?

I understand that...

What I have to do.

It's all thanks to you, eh.

Everything Everything ! I do not know
how to thank you, Nicola, thank you.

Truly. And sorry about this.

Oh, we'll talk later. Let's catch up, eh.

Ciao.

(SONG: "SEDATED" BY HOZIER)

(HORN)
(Man) Oh!

(HORN)
What he wants ? There are the stripes!

(HORN)

- What are you doing ? Do you throw it on the floor at your house?
- Yes.

- Oh yes ? In your house ?
- Beh ?

(OTTO COUGH)
(Man) What do you want?

(OTTO COUGH)

Don't you have a conscience?!

(SONG: "SEDATED" BY HOZIER)

- Excuse me, do you know where Eriberto's room is?
- At the bottom left.

Thank you.

Thirty-nine, are you there?

(MUSIC FROM HEADPHONES)

What ? Who is she ?

"You're there" who? Who is Thirty-Nine?

Nothing.
The voice in your head, let me talk.

Then you know that I feel it too!
These however...

I tell them, but they think...
I'm not crazy !

No, you're not crazy.
It's just your conscience.

- Now shut up for a moment, eh.
- (sottovoce) Shh... Zitto.

Thirty-nine...

(CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM HEADPHONES)

(Eight, PC) Thirty-nine, I beg you.

Thirty-nine ? Tell me you hear me.

Master, I hear you! How did it go ?

- I hear you, master! How did she go?
- Ah !

Oh mama...

(Eight) I found it!
I had also convinced him.

But as soon as I left him alone
with this girl... A disaster.

This Valentina
It really made him stupid, you know?

It's unreliable,
unruly and full of vices!

(Otto) Oh God... It's just like Giusy.

The bassist from the old band?
(ERIBERTO RIPETE)

- I don't believe it.
- (Eriberto) "What's wrong?"

(Eight) I don't believe it, I don't believe it!

He fell back into the same nightmare
from seven years ago, with a different woman.

Ah...

What do I do ?

You saved him from Giusy, right?
(ERIBERTO RIPETE)

Yes, but she had hurt him
getting caught with someone else.

- Eh, beh...
- (Eight) It's obvious.

I have to do yes
that you find Valentina with someone else.

At that point he will be in pieces, destroyed.
I'm coming...

I console him, I clean him up
and I take him straight to the altar.

Mission accomplished !

Where can I find a volunteer?

Ma come "dove" ?
(ERIBERTO RIPETE)

We need someone so motivated
to act immediately!

Someone to seduce Valentina
before it's late.

Who knows someone like that?

- Maestro...
- I know one.

It's you !

- Come ?
- Of course !

- You have never seduced a woman...
- But you've seen it done hundreds of times.

Nobody knows the human soul like you!

- Maestro !
- Maestro !

- Are you sure ?
- Of course I am !

But he can't go dressed like that.
(ERIBERTO RIPETE)

- Eriberto, show him in the closet.
- Eriberto...

You don't have to repeat it,
you have to show him inside the closet!

Inside the wardrobe !
Look what's inside the closet.

- Wow, April.
- I go.

(Man, TV) And above all by the possibility
to see with your own eyes

the wonderful South African fauna.

Which one do I take?

-How did you dress me?
- Quick, before they stop us!

- I would be against this escape.
- Silence ! Let me talk!

Silence ! Let me talk!

Yes.

Di la!

What's up ?

Well ? What happens ?

- He's still here, he placed himself there.
- (Eriberto) What do we do now?

- I do not know.
- (Eriberto) You don't know.

Huh? What's up ?

- (Eight) What are you doing?
- "What are you doing"?

(Eriberto) They kiss.

He kisses her, she kisses him.

Wait, maybe it goes.

(Eriberto) No, wait, wait.

Here, he's leaving. Stopped...

(Eriberto) Wait...

Go, free range. Go Go !

Hmmm!

- I go.
- Oh!

Hi, are you here for a massage?

(OTTO CHUCKLES)

- At that time ?
- (Otto) What happened to me?

Master, what's happening?

(Eriberto, PC) What's happening?

- All...
- (Eriberto) What?

- He's choking me here.
- No no !

It's just a mild panic attack.

Panic attack. Here, well done, sit down.
Now breathe in, breathe in.

- (Eriberto) Su.
- Go, throw it out.

Throw out, throw out. As.
Breathe in again.

(Eriberto) Well done, like that.

Not so fast! Less fast, master.

I cannot.
Theory is one thing, but practice...

Master, you can do it.

You can do it, now the important thing is...

Appear confident,
a true seducer...

Someone who knows what he's doing.

Hey, sorry?
I would be Eriberto, can I? Pleasure.

I am Thirty-Nine.
I know, I know you, Eriberto.

You don't seem very knowledgeable on the subject,
in fact, the level is "blowjob".

Ma Eriberto...

There is only one way to conquer
a woman, or at least there was,

and it's listening to her, making her speak.

Alright.

And try to understand it,
because only if you can understand it

you will have hope, okay?

Hmm?

- (Eriberto) Mmh.
- Listen to her...

Yes.

Master, let's see
if this thing is right, why do I...

(Eribert) Here.

- Thank you, Eriberto.
- Forget about it.

- Ah! Money.
- What money?

- I have to pay for it.
- Give him your wallet!

- Are you waiting for me?
- What, "give him your wallet"?

You don't have to repeat, give him his wallet!
Ecco.

- Bravo.
- Thank you, Thirty-Nine.

You're welcome, master.

Don't lose my health card!

Leave the health card alone.

(DOORBELL)

- Alone.
- (Eight) Yes.

Uh...

Do you suffer from specific ailments?
Back pain, neck pain...

I ? No. You?

Do you suffer from specific ailments?

Me, several. But we need to relax you.

Do you know what relaxes me?
Just... listen.

Tell me about you.

(RELAXING MUSIC)

Standiti, and'.

- I'll take this off.
- Ed.

Head over here.

Hmm... It's moving.

My name is Valentina.

(Valentina) And you?

Nicola. Oh, oh...

(Otto) Oh !

(Otto) Uh...

(Eight) How nice.

(Valentina) Apart
some recent "cracks",

you have built-up tension
of one born yesterday.

How can you say that?

The body tells us all this
what we need to know about a person.

You're good.

Where did you learn ?

From my mother.
It was one of his great passions.

According to my father,
it was a "freak".

(Eight) And you ended up doing it
as a profession?

Spite ? Hmm?
(VALENTINA CHUCKLES)

To my father's respect
I gave up a long time ago!

Nice, this.
(NOTIFICATION FROM MOBILE)

Oh God, sorry.

I thought I had it on silent.
I arrive.

Who is ?

You like to listen
or do other people's dicks?

No, it was like that...

(VALENTINA SIGH)

His name is Philip.

(Valentina) I only met him yesterday,
but... Oh my goodness, I'm too busy.

Hmm, yesterday. And do you already trust?

I met him the next moment

that I promised myself
to stop with men.

They say when you stop looking
the right one comes.

My horoscope says so too.

"Horoscope", did you say?

(Valentina) He said he will arrive now
everything I ever wanted.

Down the head.

Will you wait for me just one second?

I'll be right there.

I arrive.

- You have all your chakras open, you can't...
- Yes, exactly... I'm coming.

(Valentina) Sorry, are you going out like this?

Bah...

Wake up, Eriberto!

- Thirty-nine ?
- Eh ?

- Thirty-nine, are you there?
- Eh...

- Someone wants to destroy me.
- Chi ?

- Chi ?
- A colleague, Valentina's conscience.

- We have to stop her.
- How do we find it?

How do we find it?

If he knows my tricks, he's someone
who was in the remedial class with you.

Of course...

(INDISTINCT VOICES)

(Man) I told you not to do it!

(Thirty-nine) Aren't you ashamed?

You can't manipulate a protected person like this
for ulterior motives, it's a shame!

- They'll reset your score.
- Oh yes ?

- Then you report me.
- Sure I will.

And I will tell the President

that your dear master is gone
on Earth and that you are his accomplice.

- Who will lose the most points?
- That's disgusting.

A conscience does not take revenge.

It's not revenge,
it is an act of responsibility.

Such an overwhelming consciousness
it cannot become

a Writer of Values.

And then Philip was sad. He needed it
of a hand and I gave it to him!

(Filippo) Luisa?

Luisa? Seven.

Filippo...

- Where were you?
- I have to talk to you.

Tell me.

Ah, you called your parents. Well...

(Luisa) Filippo, what the fuck was I supposed to do?

You disappeared. I called you 60 times,
you could have been dead.

Never been more alive in my life.

Sorry, Fili', but what does this mean?

Can we talk alone, please?

Because, what is there to say?
Filipino, we are all ears.

Dad, please shut up!

Tell me.

I'll just tell you.

- I can't bring myself to marry you.
- What ?

- Are you crazy ?
- (Leonardo) Filipino?

- (Luisa) Look at me. What are you saying ?
- I went crazy.

Filipino, I didn't understand.

A sheep's life, and you wake up as a lion
the day before the wedding?

- View ?
- They brought the party favors.

- Filippo, but we love each other.
- Why, Luisa?

We're doing it all wrong!

Love is laughing, it is feeling free
to do things. Free!

Philip, "free"?

Free to do what?
Have you met someone else?

- Yes.
- (together) What?

- Chi ?
- It doesn't matter who.

- (Filippo) It's not important.
- It is not ?

Then listen to me carefully, Philippino.

If tomorrow you are not at the altar,
I'm suing you for damages!

- Oh yes ?
- Yes !

Luisa would like it
what if I married her under blackmail?

- Insist ? Then you're fired.
- No... Come ?

- You're fired.
- 'These fucks I'm fired!

And then I'm the one leaving!

- I'm leaving!
- Please.

You took away my dignity every day
with this "Filipino".

- Who the fuck are you?!
- What the fuck are you yelling at yourself?

- I scream !
- (Luisa) Calm down!

I want to scream! Yes, I'm crazy.

I'm calm. Excuse me. Enough, really.

I no longer work for a thief!
A mafioso! A liar !

How dare you, you piece of shit?

- I'll put my hands on you!
- What the fuck are you doing?

What are you doing ? Oh!

Oh, stay still!

- (Luisa) Dad?
- A heart attack, ago.

- This bullshit doesn't stick with me!
- Shut up !

He's already done it in court too!

- Call an ambulance!
- (Miriam) I'll get the water.

Master, that reckless conscience
Valentina sent

at Filippo's stag party.

The rest, you know.

He sent Valentina to the bachelor party
of Filippo, you know the rest.

- (Otto, PC) Infamous with a conscience of...
- No, master, this lexicon... Come on!

You don't know how liberating it is
fucking swear.

- "Fuck" no, no...
- (Otto) How the fuck do I do it?

Valentina will not betray Filippo
if his conscience forbids it.

You have to be able to shut her up.
(ERIBERTO RIPETE)

But the only way
to silence a conscience is...

May Valentina fall in love with you.
(ERIBERTO RIPETE)

So ?

- (Eight) Oh God.
- What's now ?

Finished massage?
Okay, but give me the bathrobe.

No, no, I'll be right there. Um...

(ERIBERTO CHUCKLES)

This gentleman out here is not well,
I'm worried.

Make a dazed look.

Good morning !

What a beautiful notebook!

- You have to say "thank you".
- You have to say "thank you".

Who do you "thank you" to? Are you feeling well?

- Say yes.
- Say yes.

(softly) He's not well.

I would call someone,
I find it very confusing.

- Yes.
- What do you say ?

- Um...
-Who are we calling?

Oh !

(Eight) There is the name of a retirement home.

- (Valentina) Maybe it's his.
- Ed.

(SIREN)
(Rescuer) The saturation is low.

- (Rescuer) Here, doctor.
- Quick, in intensive care!

Careful.

Breathe, please.

(INDISTINCT VOICES)

His room is down the hall.

Eriberto, don't let me get caught again
this fear!

- No.
- May !

No, it's okay.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Cow?

- Hey, there's a problem.
- Ah...

Don't say that, it sounds like, "Ah, I knew it."

It's not like you're thinking.
This is a real problem.

- What?
- Such a problem ?

(Filippo, cell phone) My father-in-law,
a heart attack.

But I spoke to Luisa,
I told her everything.

- Except now I don't...
- You can't leave her.

- (Filippo) I left her, I told you!
- Yeah, for sure.

Sorry, why are you doing this? You do not believe me ?

- I understand, bye.
- (Filippo) But...

Valentina ? Valentina !

Were you on the phone with her now?

Philip, look at me.

Making love two days before
of marriage? You're not like that.

- You are...
- I'm happy, Luisa.

I am happy ! For the first time in years.
What can I do?

- I was dead with you.
- So now it's my fault?

It's not your fault, I'm not saying that.
Come on, it's not your fault.

But we turned off.

Do you remember how we looked at each other?

The shit we did?

It's not us anymore.

Why did you come here?
To pretend you care about me?

My father is in hospital
and you phone your lover!

- (Luisa) Go away!
- I'm leaving.

Get out !

Don't be a good boy,
because you're not.

(Eriberto) Mmh...

- (Valentina) What is it?
- Hmm?

Was your friend on the phone earlier?
Problems ?

He says his father-in-law had a heart attack.

- Oh God, but is he alive?!
- (Eriberto) What do you...

- (Otto) Eriberto, good.
- Of course he's alive, it's bullshit.

But I fall for it like an idiot every time.

It's not your fault, he's the one who's married.

You said "father-in-law", right?

Oh yes, I said it.

He seemed sincere,
instead he was yet another asshole.

He had to accompany me
at my father's dinner,

instead I'll have to go alone,
I already know all the comments, I can imagine them.

- Why ?
- Because my family is perfect.

I, on the other hand... Well, it's me.

But for once I wanted to introduce myself
with a nice guy, that's all.

(Otto) Hmm...

You have it in front of you.

- Tu ?
- (Eight) Yes.

Dressed like this?

(SOUND SIGNAL FROM MICROPHONE)
Don't fall for it, he's a liar. Wakes up !

(MOBILE PHONE)
(Eight) On one condition though.

Give me the phone. We leave
the asshole out of this evening.

Take or leave.

No ! But when ever? He's manipulating you!

Can you hear me ? Is it worth it?

Oh no, but...
(TWELVE SIGHS)

Horoscope.

(NOTIFICATION FROM MOBILE)
Who is ?

I'll just look, then I'll give it back to you. The horoscope...

Do you believe these things?

(SOUND SIGNAL FROM MICROPHONE)
Can you hear me ? Does this thing work?

No, in fact. No, it doesn't make sense.

I'm looking for a bathroom and getting cleaned up.

Who was ?

(Eight) "You just found love."

"Don't give up at the first obstacle."

(OTTO CHUCKLES)
He tried, do you understand?

- Here, with me in front!
- You are truly a great teacher.

Honey, I'll have a coffee. You want ?

Lu !

I am sorry.

Now you have to be strong like he was.

"He" who? No, my father is not dead.

It wasn't a heart attack,
they keep him under observation.

- Is fine.
- Then why are you crying?

- By Filippo, I don't want to see him anymore.
- What happened ?

(Eriberto) How is the plan now?

You saw it, Vale is about to give in.

As soon as I seduce her I'll call Filippo,
he arrives, relives the trauma and it's done.

Yes. In the meantime, who controls Filippo?

Valentina, answer.
I've given up on everyone, I'm coming to you.

(Eight) "He who sows, reaps":
I have been sowing with him for 35 years.

(Otto) Now he's in love with this one,
but I know him, I trust him.

- (Filippo) Is it yours?
- (together) No.

Philip is without conscience. He never was
seen no one without conscience!

It won't disappoint me.

(Eight) I know that Filippo is a good boy.

(Eriberto) Well, then...

(Pawn) Oh! What the fuck...
"Damn yours"!

- It's beautiful here.
- I know.

Wow! Stupendous !

E...

- (Otto) Ahia!
- I know, sorry. Just give me a second.

(OTTO CHUCKLES)
It will all be fine.

No, everything is never okay in the end.

To my father I am
the family from before, which is no longer there.

- A sad, embarrassing memory...
- Cow, cow.

I'm here, don't worry.

Valentina, will you open to me?

Please, Valentina!

(DOORBELL)

(Carlo) I'm coming!

I'm outside your house,
I do not know what to do.

How can I show you what I feel?
There will be a way!

- Arrived, finally.
- Good evening.

(Carlo) Hello.

- Pleasure.
- Pleasure.

- Hi Dad.
- HI. Let's go.

Valentina, I love you. I love you I love you !

I'll show you.

(ALARM)

This is the best roast
that I have ever eaten.

I swear to you on what is dearest to me.

- Did he pass the exam?
- It's really good.

I only use natural ingredients.
No fat, sugar or butter.

You don't need to exaggerate to be happy.

In fact, I always say it too!

Vero ?
(CHUCKLE)

Sorry, if you're done I'll clear up.

Relax, we'll take care of it.

Where did you keep this boy hidden?
It's a gem.

- Give me.
- Thank you.

- (Andrea) Can you do it?
- Yes, yes.

Ok, place it here.

- (Otto) Shall I leave him here?
- Yes. Can I tell you something? Thank you.

You're doing well,
I'm sorry about this pain in the ass.

But they are very nice.

- It's a beautiful family.
- Eh...

- I wonder who their conscience is.
- Come ?

Hmm? No... Dessert?

- Yes.
- Ah.

Let's get him over there.

- Tortarella, where are you going...
- (Carlo) He's coming.

You will end up on the table!

(Carlo) I'll take this one.

Is beautiful !

(BANG)
Wow! Congratulations !

(Otto) Uh...

- You do not.
- No, it's better not to.

Me neither, out of solidarity.

If you're not offended, neither am I.
I'm a teetotaler.

- I'm a teetotaler too.
- Ah !

Then we could not open it.

A toast to the grandson, right?

- Yes, certainly.
- Yes.

Nicola, what do you do?

I'm in the... Um...

In the branch of... Of education.

Come on ? I teach too.
Romance philology at Sapienza. You ?

I do, let's say...

Some slightly itinerant training courses

with ethical purposes.

Carlo, even if he will never say it,
he is one of the most respected academics.

We have a cultural vocation
in family. Everyone.

Everyone, except Valentina,
which has a type of activity...

- Of a different kind.
- Lo to.

- We met in my studio.
- Then this job brings good things.

- Did you see?
- Do you still live there?

- Temporarily.
- (Dalila) Ilaria.

(Dalila) How long have you known each other?

- Two weeks.
- Three months.

(Eight) Three months ago we met.

Now we've been together for more or less...
two weeks ?

Yes.

(Ilaria) Three months ago
he was still with the fugitive.

- Ilaria, was a broker.
- (softly) Ah... The broker.

- Not according to the Police.
- (Dalila) Will you get involved too?

I have to get up early tomorrow,
if you don't mind... Nicola, let's go.

- You could have lasted at least until the coffee.
- You can't resist me.

You always do this,
you run away and blame others.

I'm sorry, Nicola, that it didn't last long.
You're a good guy, don't get attached.

What would you say ?

-How long do you want it to last?
- It just is !

What ways are these?

(Eight) He comes here,

brings you the best bottle,
introduces you to the boy

and you treat it like this?

You don't know her.

(imitates Ilaria) No, you don't know her!

- Do you know what he did today?
- No.

- No. Do you know?
- No.

Well done. I do. She brought back an old man
who was lost at the retirement home.

I saw it with these eyes
treat a person in need!

You say she is not generous
because you don't know her.

I saw her working with a passion
incredible... He has magic hands.

She comes here, all kind,
and you make her feel out of place?

(Eight) One wickedness after another?
It just is !

It just is !

She's right. Let's go.

(Eight) Let's go.

(INDISTINCT VOICES)

I can not believe it !

No one has ever defended me like this
in front of them, never!

They deserved it, especially Ilaria!

Excuse me, where is the sisterhood?
Complicity?

Believe me, you were amazing.

- I really mean what I said.
- Yes ?

Yes, you're a little rowdy,
but turbulence is life.

Look at those big eyes you have!
You have a huge heart, you are gorgeous!

I'm thrilled!
It's all thanks to you, thank you!

- Shit, we have to celebrate!
- (Eight) Sure.

Do you want a concert?

Yes, I like it.

- (Eight) Let's go!
- Let's go !

I wanted to talk to you,
but you seemed so sad to me...

So I ordered eggnog ice cream
and I started saying: "How good!"

"I already feel happier."

Look, I don't know whether to act
your wedding vows

is the right thing to do now.

Now let's go and change
and we'll take you to the concert.

But what concert?

The Children of the Moon!
Come on, you never went to listen to them again!

Because of Filippo.

Stop giving up the things you love
because of him. On !

Come on let's go. On !

Valentina's father? Pleasure.

- Who are you, excuse me?
- Like who am I? I'm her boyfriend.

Valentina isn't there.

- There is not ?
- No, goodnight.

- Where ?
- Good night.

(NOTIFICATION FROM MOBILE)

(Philip) No...

Nicola !

(NOTIFICATION FROM MOBILE)

(Valentina) Nicola? Come on, come on!

- But there's a queue.
- But the bouncer is a friend of mine, come.

(Valentina) Come on!

- Sorry, be patient.
- But it's not possible!

Excuse me.

- Yes, we skip the queue as we like!
- Oh, how's it going?

- (Bouncer) Hello.
- HI. He is with me.

- OK Go.
- Thank you.

(MUSICA DANCE)

(Valentina) Come.

- Hello lads ! How is it going ?
- Fine thanks.

- Ciao.
- Ciao.

Oh! HI.

- We will see each other later.
- Yes, see you later.

(Valentina) Come.

- (Valentina) Hello!
- Good evening.

- A Mezcal Mule, good man.
- Ok.

What do you take?

- For me a glass of still water.
- But we have to celebrate!

All right. Sparkling, if you have it.

No. Due Mezcal Mule.
And to start, please, two shots.

Two shots of what?

- Um... Surprise me.
- Ok.

I have never drunk in my life.

We do
which is the evening of the first times.

I was defended in front of my father
for the first time

and you, for the first time,
you can let go.

And ask.

- Alright then.
- Uh !

You're welcome, guys. Here you go.

- (Valentina) I'll leave them here for you.
- Thank you.

(OTTO COUGH)
(Valentina) I know...

(Valentina) Drink this.

- It's really good.
- Yes ?

- Cin !
- Cin...

Hmmm!

Excellent !

(REGAETON MUSIC)

This song is nice. You come.

(DOOR CLOSES)

- (Filippo) No... I have to go in.
- Do you have a ticket?

- No, but I'll do it right away.
- You can not enter.

- It's not for the concert!
- I know, but everything is full.

Filippo ?

Giusy, Filippo is here. Hate !

- Very quietly !
- Madonna, her voice...

Eh, my voice, yes.

Hi, Phil. You sound like my accountant.

Philip, I'm sorry for everything,
I've been going to therapy for five years.

I sent you many messages.

I didn't see them, I blocked you.

But we love you,
we named our son "Philip".

- Come ? "Filippo" ?
- Kurt by middle name.

- (Giusy) I chose that one.
- Are you kidding me?

No, we're not kidding you.
Can we do something for you?

(REGAETON MUSIC)

(Diego) Guys!

Boys ! Look who I brought you?

- (Drummer) No, my goodness!
- Uh !

No... Philip!

How are you ?
Look at your beautiful skin!

- "Beautiful skin"?
- Beautiful !

Great! Great, Philip.

- Watch this.
- No...

- Come on, come on, how much longer?
- Ten minutes.

- Ten minutes, come on. Are you there ? Get ready.
- For what?

Let's play "Forever".
You wrote it, it's perfect.

- No. "Forever", yes.
- (Drummer) A verse!

Ninth. Guys, I'm here
because I'm looking for a girl.

- Madonna...
- I haven't played for seven years!

Are you always in love?
If you go on stage, she will definitely see you.

- No, guys?
- Right.

(Diego) Come on, you remember it.

Come on, we have an extra guitar.
Give him the guitar.

- (Keyboard player) Come on, come on!
- (Diego) Come on, let's get started.

Come on, go.

(MUSICA DANCE)

Uh !

- Where are you ?
- Via !

(Valentina) Nico!

(Valentina) Nico?

(Valentina) Nico, are you okay?

(OTTO RIDE)
I'm all spinning!

You go around too, why do you go around?

- You're drunk, it's normal.
- Ah...

Do you pay for this stuff? Do you enjoy it?

- "You" who?
- (Eight) You.

Come, let's freshen up. Come, slowly.

- (Man) Need help?
- (Valentina) I can do it, thanks.

(Valentina) Hello! There he is.

(Valentina) Uh! Floor ! Come on, come on.

- (Valentina) Permission!
- (Diego, microphone) Hello!

Hi everyone !
Tonight we have a surprise for you.

Seven years ago the Children of the Moon
they lost an important piece.

(Diego) Tonight we found him again.
Filippo !

(APPLAUSE, AUDIENCE CHEERS)

- Am I imagining it?
- No.

You know this song,
but some of you don't know

who wrote it,
It's called "Forever".

(APPLAUSE)

Ah...

Now put your wrists under here.
(MUSICA ROCK)

- Trade!
- The other one too, slowly.

# When I am alone

# I'm no longer important

# And I don't know how to do it anymore

# Because I don't feel anything

# Then you laugh

# Another ride #

(Eight) I feel...

That you feel ?

- Strange thing on you.
- Hmm...

All a warmth that...

You're smooth.

Yes ?

You're kind, too.

Everyone takes advantage of it.

You think no one understands you,

but in reality it's you
that you don't understand what you are like.

What are they like?

You're kind.

You are smooth and you are kind.

You always think of others.

You have to take care of yourself a little more
of this little heart here.

# And hug me

# Forever

# Forever

# Forever

# Stay here

# Because it hurts alone

# Sleeping in the same dream

# And then start again

# And stay here

# Because I don't know how to do it

# I would like to be free

# And you are my freedom

# And tell me how you can be who you are

# I can't be
what I am no longer

# And if you're not there I'll look for you

# Inside other things

# In everything he can't say
not even a song

# And if you won't be there

# There will be nothing left of me

# And now come here

# And hug me forever

# Forever

# Forever

# Forever

# Forever

# And I'll wait until tomorrow

# To wait for you

# To never look back

# And not to cry

# And if you're not there I'll look for you

# Inside other things

# In everything he can't say
not even a song

# And if you won't be there
there will be nothing left of me

# And now come here

# And hug me forever

# Forever

# Forever

# Forever

# Forever #

(APPLAUSE)

You want Goofy
will you stay with us all evening?

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

Do you want Pippo in the band forever?

(together) Yes!

(Diego, microphone) Come on, Pippo.

- (together) Goofy! Foo ! Foo !
- Thank you.

I missed you.

I missed you, you bastard!

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

But in reality...

I'm here for one person, yes.

(Filippo) My love, where are you?

Look what I did for you, love!
What do you say, is that enough?

(together) Yes!

Yes !

I also have another surprise. Where are you ?

Amore ?

- But is he crazy?
- (Filippo) My love?

- (together) Goofy! Foo !
- (Filippo) Thank you. Excuse me.

Honey where are you ? Love ?

(Luisa) Philip...

Do you really think that this little theater
did it change my mind?

(Luisa) Philip...

Fuck you!

You're such an asshole.

(Dario, microphone) Sorry, guys,

there was a small accident
for our Philip.

(Dario) We're taking a break,
see you later.

(FILIPPO snorts)

(Eight) Like this? Wait, like this?

(Valentina) Yes.
(GROANS)

Do not stop !

(GROANS)

(Valentina) Nicola.

- (Eight) Is that okay?
- (Valentina) Yes, Nicola.

- (Valentina) Oh God, Filippo!
- (Otto) Philip!

What the fuck!

Filippo...

I wanted to show you that she doesn't...
It's not good for you!

- Do not you see it ?
- What ?

Yes, you're messed up and unreliable,
you saw it too.

Did you leave her alone for 12 hours?
Look what he's done.

Sorry, it's not against you.
I did it to save Filippo.

- Save him from me?
- Save me?

You told me you understood how I am.

I also believed you.

Excuse me.

(Eight) Philip! Philip, stop!

- You have to go, go away.
- I did it for you !

You have a beautiful life and a beautiful woman
who you are about to marry.

Do you understand that yours is just fear?

It's hard to do the right thing,

but if you give up now
you will regret it forever.

Trust me.

Trust you ? Who knows you ?

Really ?

Don't you recognize my voice?

"Smile, Philip."

(Otto) "Nutella has too much sugar,
Filippo !"

"Porridge is better."

But who are you ?

You know me.

I am your conscience.

But fuck you, go.

No, girls, I can't do it
to drive. Lara, you drive.

- (Otto) Luisa!
- I drive.

Luisa !

Filippo is no longer with Valentina,
everything is fine.

(Daria) "Okay"?

Of course, she no longer has a lover,
so they can get married.

No, dude, it doesn't work like that.

- Filippo remains an asshole.
- He's a coward.

Come on, someone who sends a friend
because he doesn't have the courage. Let's go.

(Otto) Luisa, he didn't send me.

It was my choice,
Filippo is very ill.

- He wants to talk to you.
- (Filippo) You again? Still here?

- Are you still here? Still ?
- Oh...

Please, talk to us.
Everything can go back to how it was before.

No, not like before,
before we were a mess.

We were sad, he's right about that.

But only about this! Stay anyway
a huge dickhead.

Sorry, you couldn't talk to me
instead of cheating on me?

But no, I had to figure it out on my own.

Filippo,
I've been doing everything myself for years.

I understood it tonight,
when I saw you on stage.

I remembered what you were like
and why I fell in love with you.

You were passionate and free,

instead you closed yourself off
as if I no longer had a personality.

You have become a wall

and there was nothing
what I could do to break it!

We were amazing together.

You made us two sad people.

Why ? Why did you do that ?
Why did you ruin everything?

Out of fear, perhaps.

I've always tried to do
the right thing, always.

The right thing, the right thing...

But what is the right thing?
I don't know anymore.

(Filippo) Sometimes you have to do
huge bullshit

to understand how important it is
what you had.

You're right, I had to talk to you, I know.

I'm sorry that I made you suffer,
Excuse me.

But now I understand it.

I understood how important you are.
Wait, don't go.

(Philip) # Stay here

# Because I don't know how to do it

# I would like to be free #

- You're drunk ?
- # And you are my freedom #

(Luisa) What are you doing?

# And now come here

# And hug me forever #

I hate you.

(Daria, softly) Who the fuck is this?

An idiot.

(Eriberto) Finish telling the story.

It didn't go very smoothly,
but in the end you succeeded, right?

You made him relive the trauma
and he returned to Luisa,

as you expected.

Actually no.

- "No" ?
- They don't get married anymore.

(Eriberto) Oh...

They say it's a thing
normalizing and bourgeois,

they don't want to fall asleep yet
their love.

Ah here.

(Eriberto) You will miss the promotion.

(Eriberto) Huh?

But you're not sad about it, right?

It's for her, right?

The kind girl, Valentina.

You like it, huh? Eh, well...

I understand that you like it, well! Eh...

- Thirty-nine, what do you know about these things?
- It's me now! Eribert!

Can I hug you?

I'd appreciate it.

(Eriberto) Yes, slowly.

(Eriberto, PC) Yes, like that.

(ERIBERTO AND OTTO LAUGH)

I got a little confused
in my head these days.

But it's nice to feel
once again live as you once did.

At my age...

I mean, so... thank you.

Thank you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Yes.

(VOICES, LAUGHTER FROM PC)

# If you won't be there #

(Filippo) How well I sing.

- Let me taste it.
- No, it's mine.

- Dai !
- No, it's mine!

Dai !

(Luisa, PC) Yes, okay, but no.

Oh, what are you doing? Aren't you seeing it?

- What ?
- The announcement of the awards ceremony.

You did so much to get her, don't you follow her?

I told you, they don't promote me.

The conscience of the year

for the category "Average men",
Italy section.

We remind you that this year,
Exceptionally,

the prize will imply promotion
to Writer of Values.

(Presidente, PC) "The winner is..."
(DRUMROLL)

Consciousness number 8,000,024!

(President) Congratulations to the winner.

- It's me ?
- And who?

But Philip no longer marries,
where did I get those points?

Philip no longer marries,

but his story has passed
a very difficult obstacle.

If a protégé does the right thing
plus he's happy, then it's a jackpot!

It is written on page 48
of the "Control and Drive" manual.

- What do I have to do ?
- You have to come over there! Come on let's go !

I await you all at the Collective Consciousness
to celebrate together

the extraordinary result
of your colleague.

Let's go ! Come on.

Dai !

- (Consciousness 1) Well done!
- (Consciousness 2) Very good!

(Consciousness 3) Number one!

- Compliments.
- (Consciousness 4) Very good!

(INDISTINCT VOICES)

I'm sorry for the things I said to you,
you were right.

- Ed.
- Filippo was repressed.

Valentina is not a disaster,
she is a girl...

special.

Should I believe you?

What do you care anyway?
Now go write the Values.

The values of a world that rewards
who pushes a girl to suicide.

"Suicide"? Which suicide?

But what did he do?

(Twelve) Benzodiazepines and Mezcal.
I tried to wake her up, but she doesn't hear me.

- What happened ?
- Valentina is sick because of me.

I can't take it, another blow.
I can not do it.

But you can do it.

Keep her awake!

- But he can't hear me...
- You heard me ? You can do it.

I believe in you, Consciousness 12,000,818!

I have to go to her.

- What do I say to the President?
- Be a wanderer!

(SOUND SIGNAL FROM MICROPHONE)

(Eight) Valentina!

It's worth it! Can you hear me ? I'm Nicola, can you hear me?

What a mess, these tears.
Can not see anything ! Hey ?

(weakly) You're an asshole.

Yes ! Yes, tell me again. Tell me again.

- You fucking dick.
- Yes, "dickhead".

Come with me. Come here.
Come here, hang on. Stick to me.

(Eight) Help me.

- (Nurse) What happened?
- I found her on the ground, she no longer responds.

- Ma'am, can you hear me?
- Vale, stay here with me!

- (Nurse) The pulse is weak.
- Do not leave me.

- Let's go !
- Vale, I'll wait for you here, understand?

I'm not leaving anymore, I'll wait for you here!

- (Nurse) We'll take care of it.
- I'll wait for you here, understand?

(INDISTINCT VOICES)

(SLOW TELEPHONE RINGS)

(President) Some of these people
they will never see their loved ones again.

(OTTO SMUTTERS)

Caro 8.000.024...

The lives of protected people are vulnerable.

One day you're there and the next day...
you're gone.

President, what are you doing here?

Rather, what are you doing here?

You thought I didn't know
what did you do ?

Did you want to promote me anyway?

Sometimes to favorite children
he allows himself to go off the straight and narrow,

as long as they get back there quickly
and be an example to others.

Have you ever wondered
where do we come from?

Hmm?

Consciences are nothing else
what potential human beings

that have been discarded
because he's missing something.

The bravery.

Men are... stupid and reckless.
They never learn from their mistakes.

But they are brave.

You are something very rare.

You are a courageous conscience.

This is why I can't afford it
to lose you.

I want you to stay

among those who will write
the ethical rules of the world.

President...

I don't know how to thank her, but...

I can't go back to the Otherworld.

Do you know what this means?

That I will no longer be immortal, yes.

When I leave,

time will start to run as before
for you too.

How long will you have to live?
30 or 40 years?

Are you sure you want to stay?

Me, here...

I got drunk.

I ate.

I laughed, I cried,
I made love, I was scared.

It was amazing !

Now that I know how it feels
to do all this,

How could I go back to looking at the others?

Observing, judging... That's not life.

Sometimes it's better to do something wrong
rather than always doing the right thing.

He does not believe ?

I want to live !

What if Valentina can't make it?

What if Valentina dies? Have you thought about it ?
You would lose everything for nothing.

- She doesn't die.
- Oh, he doesn't die?

Who told you ?

I guess I believe in destiny.

Thank you.

Of everything.

(BELLS TOLLING)

(Valentina) I believed
that you barely knew him.

It helped me a lot.

He gave me some basic advice.

I still have to get used to the idea
that you are a good person.

(CANZONE: "SECRETS" DI ONE REPUBLIC)

You're used to it
to the idea of being a person?

- I'm working on it.
- Ed.

Satisfy my curiosity.

Just to pretend to believe

that isn't the most absurd excuse
that any man ever told me.

We feel.

Now that you are a human being
to all effects,

Is there a conscience working for you?

You know I hadn't thought of that before?

- No no...
- (Otto) I'll get the first one who gets free.

Master, don't smoke.
Master, don't smoke, it's bad for you!

Not smoking !

No, okay... It's not possible.

However, even if I had it,
I wouldn't hear it now.

Why ?

Because I'm in love with you.

(CANZONE: "SECRETS" DI ONE REPUBLIC)