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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Terri? Terri?
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Yeah?
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Oh, Terri! Look! Come here!
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Come out here, quick!
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Come here! Come here! What's up?
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Phillip just now drove me home
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and you will never
guess what happened.
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He asked you to marry him.
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Yeah. He ask...
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How did you know that?
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By that silly look on his face
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every time he's near you.
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I mean, I knew it
was gonna happen!
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Well, why didn't you tell me?
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And spoil his surprise?
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You just spoiled mine!
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Congratulations!
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We have to sit down.
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Come on, we have to sit down.
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Come on. Okay. Okay.
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Oh, gosh, Terri, I
wish Jack were here
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and then I could tell him, too.
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Jack wishes he were here, too.
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Isn't he having a good
time in San Francisco?
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No. He called and
said it was the last time
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that he goes to a
chef's convention.
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Why? The food was awful.
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Oh, poor Jack.
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I mean, it's bad enough
that he had to fly up there.
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No, no, he said that he had
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a very nice flight this time.
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You're kidding. You mean he's...
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He's not afraid to fly anymore.
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Well, what do ya know?
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Little Jack Tripper can
finally get on a plane,
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relax, and enjoy himself.
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Sir?
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Sir?
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What?
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Are you all right?
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Me? Uh, sure.
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Sure, I'm... I'm
fine. I'm... I'm fine.
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Good.
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Don't leave me!
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I'm just... I'm just...
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It's all right.
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I'm sorry. It's
just, uh... It's okay.
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Now, this aircraft
is perfectly safe.
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Is it really. Mm-hmm.
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So why don't you
just sit back and relax?
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Okay, I'll... I'll try.
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Thank you, uh...
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Vicky.
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You're welcome, Mr...
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Jack.
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Mr. Jack.
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Uh, Vic... Vicky? Vicky? Vicky?
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Vicky! Vicky! What's the matter?
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Uh, that bump, I think we just
hit a mountain or something...
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Maybe I better get you a drink.
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That would be nice.
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Beer, Scotch, bourbon, gin?
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That would be nice.
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I'll fix you a gin and tonic.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please fasten your seatbelts.
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We are experiencing
some mild turbulence.
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Thank you.
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This is it. Vicky?
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Vicky?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I think the prize
is still in here.
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Uh, excuse me, Vicky?
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Excuse me, please
go back to your seat.
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Yeah, but, uh, it's going like
this. Are we in any danger?
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No, no. It's just a
little turbulence. Oh.
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Now go back to your seat
and I'll bring your drink.
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Oh, well, I'll
save you the trip.
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Oh! Uh...
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I can't believe I... Listen, I'll
get something to clean you off.
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No, it's all right. I'll get it.
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Just, please, sit down.
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Well, I'll...
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Ooh! Oh!
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Well, at least you
got me to sit down.
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Oh, no! It's stuck.
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You kidding?
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Are... Help!
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Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you... are
you all right? Yes.
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Listen, is it safe in here?
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I promise I won't lay a
hand on you. Oh, good.
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You come here often?
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Wait a second. Boy, you...
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You smell wonderful.
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What is that you're wearing?
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Gin and tonic.
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I'm sor... I seem to be
saying all the wrong things.
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So I noticed.
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Tell me, uh, is
this your usual style
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or are you just
having an off day?
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This is an off day, all right.
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Look at this. I can't...
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You cannot believe
the dumb things
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I've been doing today.
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First of all, I left
my wallet in the taxi,
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then I miss my plane,
and then I spill a drink
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all over you, and then...
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You get locked in
the bathroom with me.
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Uh, no, no, that's the only
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nice thing that's
happened to me today.
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Aw...
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Well, thank you.
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Listen, um...
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do you have to fly
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right back to San Francisco?
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No. I live in L.A.
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Terrific!
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Do you, um... Do
you like French food?
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Why? Do you wanna
spill some on me?
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Uh, no. See, I, um...
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I happen to own a
little French restaurant
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and I thought maybe,
you know, I'd love you
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to be my guest
at dinner tonight.
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Tonight?
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Okay.
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Great!
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She opened the door!
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Oh, excuse me! No, no, no!
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No, no, no!
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Help! Excuse me.
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Uh, here you are.
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You know how much you want.
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Go ahead. Vicky!
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Hi, Jack. Hi.
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Welcome, welcome. Thank you.
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Come over here. I've
got a table all ready for us.
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Oh... this is lovely.
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Well, thanks a lot.
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You know, I've prepared
an exquisite meal
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that I know you're
really going to enjoy.
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Sounds like it's going
to be a great evening.
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It already is.
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I'll be right back.
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This is one of those
off-the-wall paintings.
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Excuse me.
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Good evening, Victoria.
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Oh, Dad...
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What are you doing here?
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I might ask the
same of you. What?
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Do you realize that
right now, as we speak,
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cocktails are being
served at the Benfields'?
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And everyone is asking,
"What's keeping Victoria
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and her delightful father?"
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Benfield dinner?
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Oh, my God, I
forgot all about it.
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Apparently so. Luckily,
I called your roommate
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and she told me where you were.
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I'm sorry. I thought
you would be.
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Shall we go? But, Dad...
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I have a dinner date.
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We both do at the Benfields'.
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Oh, but I really like this guy.
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Hey! What do you think
this is? A "singles" bar?
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Back off! Oh, Jack!
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I'll handle this, Vicky.
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You ought to be
ashamed of yourself, pal.
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You're old enough
to be her father.
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Jack, this is my father.
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I don't care... Your
Fath... Your Ff...
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This is your father...
I'm so... sorry, sir.
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I didn't rec... I should
have seen the resemblance.
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This is, but I'm
terrib... I hope I didn't...
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You don't have to grovel.
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I don't mind.
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Daddy, this is Jack Tripper.
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He's my date tonight.
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You're going out with a waiter?
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He's not a waiter.
He owns this place.
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Oh! Oh, really.
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Well, it's not very much.
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My thought exactly.
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Shall we go?
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Go?
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You see, Jack, I forgot to...
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Allow me, Victoria.
I must apologize
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for my daughter's
lapse of memory.
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She completely forgot we
have a dinner date this evening.
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Come on, Dad. Can't we at least
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have a glass of
wine before we go?
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Please?
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Very well. Great.
Why don't you sit here.
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Sir, head of the table for you.
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Thank you. Here you go.
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And here's a little
vino for you, Vicky.
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Thank you. For you. None for me.
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So here we...
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Excuse me, it just... Ha! There.
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Good year.
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But not for me.
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Where did you meet this person?
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On the plane from San Francisco.
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Ah, yes. The friendly skies.
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Victoria, we really must go.
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Oh, Dad.
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Remember, Roger
Willoughby is expecting you
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to be his dinner partner.
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Roger Willoughby?
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Her fiancé.
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He is not my fiancé.
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Just a matter of time.
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Now, there's a fine young man,
good family, Harvard graduate.
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By the way, where
did you go to school?
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San Diego High.
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And then?
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And then I graduated.
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Congratulations.
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Let's go.
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Jack, I'm really
sorry about dinner.
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It's okay.
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Maybe some other time, huh?
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Sure, some other time. Victoria,
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don't you ever meet
anyone from First Class?
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Hi. Hi.
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May I come in?
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Sure. Of course.
Uh, come in. Thanks.
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Do you have any
of that wine left?
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Sure. Yeah. Why don't I
sit down while you get it?
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I mean, why don't you
get it while I sit down? No...
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Why don't you get
it while I sit down?
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Oh, what a good idea.
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Here you are. Thank you.
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So... So?
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So how... how was the party?
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Fine.
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What did they serve for dinner?
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Roast chicken.
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And? Then what?
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And mashed potatoes.
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And? And carrots.
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And?
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And are you glad
to see me or not?
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Yes! Well then, why
don't you say so?
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I'm glad to see
you! That's better.
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What'd you have
for dessert? Jack.
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No, I'm... I'm kidding.
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So... So?
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So... how come that guy
Rog let you out of his sight?
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Oh, Jack, Roger
means nothing to me.
265
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,048
Yeah, but your father... Well,
he means a lot to my father.
266
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:48,384
Dad likes everything about him:
267
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,220
his family, his
money, his position,
268
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,822
and his Harvard diploma.
269
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,458
He must hate me. Oh, no!
270
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,115
He likes me? Oh, no.
271
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,419
But he doesn't hate you.
272
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,868
What do you say we
forget about my father?
273
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,637
Boy, I'll drink to that.
274
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,961
Well, can't you think of
something better to drink to?
275
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:15,111
Yeah, I think so.
276
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,647
Here's to whatever it was
that brought us together.
277
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:22,851
I don't know.
Fate, chance, luck?
278
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,976
The bathroom on
Flight 701. That was it!
279
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,397
God, you are so pretty.
280
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,765
Oh.
281
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,924
Wow. That wine works fast.
282
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,974
It's not the wine, it...
283
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:50,869
You know, I've been
thinking about you all night.
284
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,072
I've been thinking
about you, too.
285
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,222
I wish you woulda told
me that before you left!
286
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,125
Why? Well, then when
I was thinking of you,
287
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,993
I could've been thinking
that you were thinking of me,
288
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,062
instead of thinking you
didn't think much of me.
289
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,754
Was that what you
thought? I think so. I'm not...
290
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,664
Jack, come here.
291
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,137
Closer.
292
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,799
Good morning, Terri.
293
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,434
Morning, Janet.
294
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,137
Well? What did Jack say when you
told him that you were getting married?
295
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,404
I didn't tell him yet.
296
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:51,340
I fell asleep before
he got home last night.
297
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,409
Boy, is he gonna be surprised.
298
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,610
Why? You weren't.
299
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,412
That's because I know you.
300
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,047
Yeah, but so does Jack.
301
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,816
I bet he doesn't guess this.
302
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,717
Okay, we'll see.
303
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:04,186
Hey, listen, ladies.
304
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,923
I have got to tell you about
this girl I met last night.
305
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,926
Jack, something very
important has happened to me,
306
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,962
and I'm wondering
if you can guess.
307
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,131
That's cheating! Shh!
308
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:21,103
Jack, I have invited Phillip
over here this evening.
309
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,471
Oh, I get it.
310
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,140
You want Terri
and me to get lost
311
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,364
so you guys can... No!
312
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:32,314
No, I would like for
both of you to be here.
313
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,983
Well, Janet, you
know, I'd like to,
314
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,318
but this is my night off, and I
thought I... Oh, please, Jack!
315
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,787
Please.
316
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:41,891
I want you and Terri,
my very best friends,
317
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:46,328
to get to know Phillip better
because it's very important to me.
318
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:51,222
Now, think, Jack. Think.
319
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,438
♪ Dum dump de dum ♪
320
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,206
♪ Dum dump de dum ♪
321
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,270
Quiet, Terri, I'm
trying to think.
322
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,701
Jack, Phillip and I
are getting married.
323
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,782
You're...
324
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,318
You're... You're
getting married?
325
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:13,389
Janet! Oh, Janet,
congratulations!
326
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,657
I... Really? Yes.
327
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:18,060
Oh, congratulations!
Thank you, Jack. Thank you.
328
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,095
Have you set the
date yet? Oh, no, no.
329
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,430
First we have to
find a place to live.
330
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,499
And then Phillip said
that... A place to live?
331
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,534
Yeah.
332
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,202
Yeah. You didn't think
333
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,026
that they were gonna
move in here, did ya?
334
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,241
Well, no, of course not.
335
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,931
It's just... I knew
that. I'm ju...
336
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,392
You okay, Jack, honey?
Huh? Me? Yeah, sure.
337
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,827
I'm fine. I'm just...
338
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:52,931
I'm just thinking that...
339
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:59,668
Jack... You know, it's, uh...
340
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,904
when you said you're
looking for a place to live,
341
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,839
it just hit me.
342
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,775
No more Janet.
343
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,779
Oh, come on. I'm not
movi" to another planet.
344
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,114
I'm gonna be livi" right
here in the very same city.
345
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,050
Yeah, but you
won't be here, see?
346
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:19,989
And, um, I'm kinda used to you.
347
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,690
I'll tell you what, Jack.
348
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:22,924
If it'll make you feel better,
349
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,026
you can come over every
single night for dinner.
350
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,896
You really mean that? Mm-hmm.
351
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,799
Somebody's gotta teach me
how to cook. That's for sure.
352
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:35,037
Aw, Janet, see, that's one
of the things I love about you.
353
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:38,774
You can always
make me feel good.
354
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,364
Thank you, Jack.
355
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,515
Um, I'm really going
to miss you, Jack.
356
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,652
Oh, hey, hey, Jan. Hey, Janet.
357
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,555
Come on, now, you're gonna
be the happiest girl in the world.
358
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,892
Or maybe not.
359
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,827
Janet...
360
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,029
It's just that
361
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:04,066
we have had so much
fun in this apartment.
362
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,501
Ain't that the truth.
363
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,837
I mean, we... we...
364
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,374
Hey, Jan, Jan...
365
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:16,811
Janet, come on,
hey, Janet, look.
366
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,781
Come here, honey.
Come here. Come here.
367
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,551
No, I wanna see a little smile.
368
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,353
Not that little.
No, I want a little...
369
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,787
A little, big smile. All right.
370
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,524
Janet, you're gonna be so happy.
371
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,625
Now look at me.
372
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,993
Let's make a pact, all right?
373
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,128
Sure, Jack.
374
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,397
No more tears.
375
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,931
Okay, Jack.
376
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,233
No more tears. That's my girl.
377
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,835
Thank you.
378
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,070
Everything all right?
379
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,128
Yeah, Terri.
Everything's just great.
380
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,044
Oh, Janet, I'm gonna miss you.
381
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,413
I'm going to miss
you too, Terri.
382
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,180
Oh, Jack, honey.
383
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,335
I'll get it, Terri.
384
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,471
Hello? Hi, Vicky. Vicky!
385
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,839
Did you get my message?
386
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,275
Mm-hmm. All seven of them.
387
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,943
Oh, tonight?
388
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,979
Uh, yes, it's a very
special occasion.
389
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,949
I want you to meet the
friends I told you about.
390
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,350
You have a date?
391
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:32,888
Yeah. I made it last
week, before I met you.
392
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,823
No, Jack, I can't break it.
393
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,691
Not at the last minute.
394
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:37,960
That wouldn't be fair.
395
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,928
Yeah, well, couldn't
you find some way
396
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,654
to just come over here for a few
minutes, please, Vicky? Please?
397
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,603
Well, if it means that
much to you, I'll try.
398
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,838
Hey, that's all I'm
asking, that you just try.
399
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:50,927
Get over here quick.
400
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:54,932
Ow!
401
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,479
Oh, Jack.
402
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,247
What do you think
of my new dress?
403
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,449
Janet, it's gorgeous.
404
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,217
Thank you.
405
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,954
I'll find something better.
406
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,995
Phil! How you doin'? Come
on in. Thanks. Thank you.
407
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,463
Good to see ya. Yeah.
408
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,665
Why, Phil, how nice to see you.
409
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,167
It's nice to see you too, Terri.
410
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,002
Hors d'oeuvre? Why don't
we sit on the couch here?
411
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,736
Phil, listen, Jan'll be
ready in just a minute.
412
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,106
Great. Great.
413
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,441
So, Phil,
414
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,609
we understand you're
looking for a place to live.
415
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,911
Mm-hmm.
416
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:29,978
What sort of place?
417
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,281
Oh, just a
one-bedroom apartment.
418
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,783
One bedroom? What
about the children?
419
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,585
Terri, you sound
like Janet's mother.
420
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,810
Next you'll be asking Phil
how much money he makes.
421
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,181
How much, Phil?
422
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,199
Hello, Phillip.
423
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,588
Oh, hi, Janet.
424
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,670
Hi, honey.
425
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,205
You look beautiful.
426
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,508
Oh, this? First thing I grabbed
out of the closet and just threw on.
427
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,832
Ha!
428
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:07,683
Champagne, honey, guys,
you're really going all out.
429
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,717
You said it.
430
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,786
Now, this is very expensive,
431
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,856
so the marriage better
last, you know what I mean?
432
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,025
Don't worry, Jack. It will.
433
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,895
So, well, how
'bout a toast, Jack?
434
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,764
Okay. All right.
435
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:25,133
I'll make it short and
sweet, just like Janet.
436
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,608
Thanks, Phil. Okay.
437
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:38,214
Janet and Phillip, may you
cherish and love each other forever.
438
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,649
Oh! Thanks, Jack.
439
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:45,120
Oh, that must be Vicky. Who?
440
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,556
Uh, it's a girl I want
you guys to meet.
441
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,824
Must be somebody special.
442
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:52,361
No, no, she's just
a girl, that's all.
443
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,518
No big deal.
444
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,168
Hi, Jack. Hi, Vicky.
445
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,638
You look so good.
446
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,241
Thanks. Listen, I want you to
meet my two very best friends.
447
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,033
Vicky, this is, um...
448
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:12,847
Janet. Yes, that's right,
449
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:16,117
Janet. No big deal, huh?
450
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,053
This is my other
roommate, Nurse Terri.
451
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,087
They're both my roommate.
452
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,656
Hi, how are you?
453
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,958
And that there is Phillip,
that's Janet's roommate-to-be.
454
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,259
How do you do?
455
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,429
- Congratulations to you both.
- Thank you.
456
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,431
Vicky, would you like some
champagne? Hors d'oeurvres?
457
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,834
Oh, no, I'm going out to dinner.
458
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,469
Jack, you're not
leaving us, are you? No,
459
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,338
not me, just Vicky. What?
460
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,240
Well, I had a
previous engagement.
461
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,175
We talked about... She
couldn't get... It was a whole...
462
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,811
Can I show you our
kitchen for a second?
463
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,447
Hey, I like your
roommates, Jack.
464
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,715
Oh, thanks, Vicky.
465
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,451
Listen, um, about this guy
466
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,986
you're going out with tonight.
467
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,021
Oh, you mean Rex?
468
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,478
Rex?
469
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,993
Well, yeah.
470
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,129
Oh, you're not jealous, are you?
471
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,563
Jealous? Me?
472
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,265
Wait, now, you gotta
understand something.
473
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:08,070
What you did before you met
me is none of my business, is it?
474
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,371
No.
475
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:10,973
What did you do?
I mean, did you...
476
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,341
No, it's none of my business.
477
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,776
Oh, that must be my date.
478
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,444
Your date?
479
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,747
I'll get it.
480
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:21,215
You told him to
pick you up here?
481
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:24,687
Jack, it was the only way I
could spend any time with you.
482
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:28,312
Oh, yeah, well, that
was a good idea.
483
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,230
Hi. Vicky told me
to meet her here.
484
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,433
You're Rex? Yes, I'm supposed
to pick her up at this add...
485
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,457
I'll get her.
486
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,804
Jack, why did you slam the door?
487
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,540
No no no, it just
slipped, sorry about that.
488
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,941
Are you all right?
Sure, I'm fine.
489
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:49,478
Now, you go have a
good time with Sex. Rex!
490
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:50,979
Okay.
491
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,849
Well, goodnight. It
was nice meeting you.
492
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,551
Good bye, nice meeting you.
493
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:59,109
'Night, Jack. 'Night.
494
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,149
Hi, Rex. Hi, Vicky.
495
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,085
Rex.
496
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:16,771
Gee, Jack, Vicky is lovely.
497
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,807
Yeah. Yeah, she's
very attractive.
498
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,143
Terri, what do you think? Hmm?
499
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:25,414
I'm still thinking about
that gorgeous hunk, Rex.
500
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,315
Thanks a lot!
501
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,716
Oh, Jack, I'm
sorry. I didn't mean...
502
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,720
Don't worry, it's
okay. I'll take care of it.
503
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,388
Jack... She went out with him.
504
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,747
She actually went out
with the Wonder Horse.
505
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,165
She did tell you
that she had a date.
506
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,367
Janet, don't make
excuses for her, all right?
507
00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:46,468
What? I mean, come on.
508
00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:48,537
Flaunting that
boyfriend of hers?
509
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,272
Did you see that?
And then parading him
510
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:51,973
up and down in
front of you and Terri
511
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:53,375
like he's Mr. America.
512
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:56,879
Jack, calm down. I'm
calm. I'm calm. I'm calm.
513
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,947
It doesn't bother me that
much, you understand?
514
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:01,516
And if she thinks it bothers me,
she's got another think coming.
515
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:07,356
Okay? I made a mistake, but
forget it, it's over, done with, finished.
516
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:10,058
Jack, you are in bigger
trouble than you know.
517
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,593
What? You're in love.
518
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I'm in...
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Three's Company was videotaped
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