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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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I hope I'm doing
this right, Terri.
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I've never cooked
a chicken before.
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You never cooked
anything before.
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Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha.
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Okay. I think the
stuffing's ready.
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So's the chicken.
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Here, you stuff it.
I'll make the salad.
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Okay.
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The other end, Janet.
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Thanks, Terr.
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Sorry.
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Oh, Terri, you better do
this. I mean, you're a nurse.
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Oh, come on, Janet.
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You can do it. But, Terri, I...
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Okay. Oh, wait! I
didn't put oregano in.
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Gosh, how much should I use?
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A pinch is all you need.
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And a pinch is what
you're gonna get.
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Aah! Jack!
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Wise guy!
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Yeah, get out of here.
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We promised you a
home-cooked meal,
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and we can't be cooking it
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when you're standing
here bothering us.
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Hey, hey, hey, I'm
not gonna bother you,
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not after seeing what you're
doing to that poor chicken.
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Get out! Jack!
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It's open, Lar.
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Well?
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Well? Well what?
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Your date with
Francesca. How did it go?
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Larry, I spent the whole night
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fighting off the
sexiest girl in the world.
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You didn't.
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You're right. I surrendered.
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You are a very lucky man.
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Tell me, tell me.
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Are you gonna see her again?
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Well, as a matter of fact,
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she did want to get
together tonight. Yeah.
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But I promised to have
dinner with the girls.
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But you... Hold it.
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Let me get this straight.
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You had a fantastic
time with Francesca.
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She's begging to see you again,
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and you're having
dinner with the girls?
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That's right.
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Jack, we've been
friends for years.
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If you wanna keep a
secret from me, that's okay.
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If you wanna lie to
me, that's okay, too.
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But don't insult
my intelligence!
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He expects me to believe
he's having dinner with the girls!
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Would you give me that phone?
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Get out of here, Larry.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Mr. Angelino.
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No, no. That, uh...
That was Crazy Larry.
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He likes to play with phones.
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Terri? Huh?
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How's the soup coming?
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Oh, no! It turned green!
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It's pea soup.
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Then it's fine!
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Hey, guys?
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Jack, get out of here!
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Wait. That was
Mr. Angelino on the phone.
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He told me there's gonna be
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a meat-cutter's strike at midnight.
You know what that means?
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Uh-huh. There's gonna be
a lot of happy cows tonight.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That means that if I don't
wanna run out of meat,
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I gotta go down to the market
and pick up a side of beef.
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Now? What about
our dinner, Jack?
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No problem. Just
put it on a low flame.
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I'll be back in an hour.
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Jack, wait a minute! What?
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Are you gonna get all that
beef in your refrigerator?
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No, Mr. Angelino said I
could hang it in his freezer
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while his restaurant
is closed for vacation.
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I gotta call a cab.
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Oh...
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A side of beef in a cab?
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Yeah.
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And he makes us take the bus.
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Uh... this might sound
like a silly question,
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but, uh, how large
are your cabs?
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No no no no. I don't
have any luggage.
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Just a side of beef.
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That's right. And I... hello?
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Hello. Hello. Hello!
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Oh, that's great. Just great.
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Hi, Jack! I was just going...
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Mr. Furley, am I
glad to see you.
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Jack. Easy!
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No. I was gonna ask you
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to drive downtown to
help me pick up something.
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Jack, you should know by now
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that you and I do not
pick up the same things.
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Mr. Furley... Forget it, Jack.
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I'm going down to The Beagle.
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Good. Maybe you'll
run into that rich widow.
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Rich widow?
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Yeah, you know, that cute blonde
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who moved in across the street.
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I never noticed.
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Well, she sure as
heck noticed you.
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She keeps asking
me all these questions
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about "that sexy
Mr. Furley, oh!"
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What kind of questions?
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I'll tell you all about it
on our way downtown.
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Jack, this is the last
favor I ever do for you.
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My car smells like
a slaughterhouse.
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Do you know the
backseat of my car
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has never been used before?
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I can believe that.
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Can you swing around
so I can unlock the freezer?
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No, Mr. Furley, the other way.
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Mr. Furley, would you go
back the other way with this?
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Just...
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All right, stop, stop.
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Don't move. Don't move.
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Geez.
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You're just luck I
didn't get a traffic ticket.
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Hey, I didn't tell you
to run the red light.
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What else could I do with
a pack of dogs chasing us?
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Let's just get
this in the freezer
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so we can get out of here.
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Come on. Easy. Easy.
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Okay, now put your end down.
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All right.
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All right, okay.
Here's the hook.
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On the count of 3. Ready?
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1, 2, 3,
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lift!
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All right, to me, Mr. Furley.
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Mm-hmm. Come on.
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Easy, easy, easy.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Here we go.
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All right. If you're
through playing games,
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let's get out of here.
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This place is cold
enough to hang meat.
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Okay, hand over
your money. What?
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This is a hold-up.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, knock it off!
Give me your wallets.
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Okay, all right, just
don't get nervous, okay?
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Now you.
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I don't have a wallet.
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I carry my money in my sock.
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Oops.
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Hand it over.
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Come on, come on.
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2 bucks?
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That's right.
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I never carry anything of
value except this watch.
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Damn!
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Now turn around
and get in there.
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In the freezer?
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Move!
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He's leaving.
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What?
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Oh, boy. That's a relief.
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For a minute I thought he
was gonna make us go with him.
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Mr. Furley, he locked us in.
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Yeah, he locked us in.
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We're locked in!
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We're locked in!
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Help! Help! Mr. Furley...
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Mr. Furley!
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We're locked in the freezer!
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Easy, no one's out there.
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And even if they were,
they couldn't hear you.
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The door is made of solid steel.
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Sound can't get through.
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What?
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Yeah, this freezer
is sealed airtight.
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Oh... Air!
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We're gonna run out of air!
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Mr. Furley, we're not
going to run out of air.
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We're not? No.
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Oh. You're right
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We'll freeze long
before that happens.
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Freeze!
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We're gonna freeze to death!
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Mr. Furley, come on. Help us!
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Mr. Furley, relax. Freeze!
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No! Don't hyperventilate!
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Breathe! Breathe, Mr. Furley!
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Get some air in!
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Breathe!
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Okay? Okay.
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Now, Mr. Furley, listen
to me carefully, all right?
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Calm down, relax.
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We're not gonna freeze to death.
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You know why?
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Because Janet and
Terri know where I went,
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and when I don't
show up for dinner,
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they'll come looking
for me, okay?
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Okay, right, right.
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So the important thing
to do is just stay warm
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until they get here, okay?
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Warm, warm, warm.
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Yeah, right. Warm thoughts.
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Warm thoughts. What?
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It's a matter of
mind over matter.
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See, I wanna think
real warm thoughts.
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Oh, good thinking.
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I'm sitting in the
middle of Miami Beach.
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The sun is beating down on me.
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Way to go, R.F.
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Boy, I'm starting to sweat now.
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It's real hot there, huh?
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Yeah, it would be if it wasn't
for that damn wind blowing.
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Uh, Mr. Furley?
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Hey, it's starting to rain!
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No!
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You're right, it's snow!
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Mr. Furley!
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This is the last time
I go to Miami Beach!
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Terri? Mm-hmm?
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Jack should have
been home an hour ago.
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I wonder what's keeping him.
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I don't know, but I'm worried.
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Would you feel any better
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if we went out
and looked for him?
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Yeah, but I don't even know
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where we should start looking.
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Well, let me see, his
last stop was Angelino's.
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Okay, let's go down there.
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Okay, but what about the...
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Come, we'll just go
down and check it out.
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We'll be back in a hurry.
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It won't take that long.
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But you... All right. Okay.
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Come on, keep
moving, Mr. Furley.
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I'm too cold to exercise.
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Come on, this is a
way to create body heat
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and stay warm.
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Look at me, I'm
working up a sweat!
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I'm actually getting hot.
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Want me to hold
your jacket for ya?
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Look at all these cartons.
Look at these, Mr. Furley.
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What about them?
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You know, if we
had some matches,
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we could build a fire.
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Matches?
263
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,370
I've got some matches somewhere.
264
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,482
You do?
265
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,650
Yeah. Good.
266
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,185
Right here. Great.
267
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,374
It's part of my job.
268
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,044
How'd do you think I
check for gas leaks?
269
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:52,116
Darn, I've only
got one match left!
270
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,328
One is all we need.
271
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,964
I'm gonna show
you a little trick
272
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,332
I learned in the Boy Scouts.
273
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,389
Now we're cooking.
274
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,859
You ready for the match?
275
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,004
Not quite yet.
276
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,062
Oh, sorry.
277
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:13,037
Jack? Jack?
278
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,546
Jack?
279
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:16,374
Hey, this is really weird.
280
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:20,645
The front door's unlocked,
but nobody's here.
281
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,626
Hey, there's a
light in the kitchen!
282
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,017
It's Janet and Terri!
283
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,018
We're saved!
284
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,087
We're saved!
285
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,534
Terri, look at this.
286
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,236
Jack's Bistro, one side of beef.
287
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,626
$468.
288
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,161
This is Jack's receipt.
289
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,429
Well, at least we know
that he made it here.
290
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,997
We must have just missed him.
291
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,710
He's probably at home right now,
292
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:42,911
wondering where we are.
293
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,102
Yeah.
294
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,402
Good old Janet and Terri.
295
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,216
I told you they'd figure
out where we were.
296
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,507
I knew we could count on them.
297
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,586
They're leaving!
298
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,709
What?
299
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:52,710
Wait!
300
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:53,823
Janet, Terri, come back!
301
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,179
Don't leave us here!
302
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:07,458
I can't believe
they just left us!
303
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,794
We were so close to being saved!
304
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,764
Come on, Jack,
we made it this far.
305
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,799
Certainly we can hold out
306
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,801
until they open
up in the morning.
307
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:23,942
Mr. Furley, there's something
I've been meaning to tell you.
308
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,209
What's that?
309
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:29,914
This restaurant is
closed for vacation.
310
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,418
It's not gonna be open
for another w-w-week.
311
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,620
A week?
312
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,891
Jack, you must be wrong!
313
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,292
What?
314
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,963
Do you know what we're
gonna look like in a week?
315
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,603
Jack?
316
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,605
Jack, are you home?
317
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,772
Jack?
318
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,307
Jack?
319
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,477
He's not here.
320
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,346
Then where is he?
321
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,593
Let me see, if he's
not at Angelino's,
322
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,549
and he's not here...
323
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,951
Terri, I know where he's not!
324
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,060
I wanna know where he is.
325
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,198
Well, don't yell at me.
326
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,265
I've been with you all night.
327
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,590
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Terri.
328
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,392
It's just that I'm
really kinda worried.
329
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,794
Yeah.
330
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,095
Hi, girls.
331
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,564
Oh, Larry, hi. Have
you seen Jack?
332
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,511
No, not since earlier tonight.
333
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,635
Oh, that's what I was afraid of.
334
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,036
The last thing he told us
335
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:28,606
was that he was going
downtown to pick up a side of beef.
336
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,375
That's no way to
talk about Jack's date.
337
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,946
Larry, we are
talking about a cow.
338
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,017
It doesn't matter
what she looks like.
339
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,396
Larry! Larry!
340
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,487
We're talking about some beef
341
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,422
that he took down to Angelino's.
342
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,458
But he never came home.
343
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,297
I knew he couldn't stay away.
344
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,965
Stay away from what?
345
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,433
Francesca.
346
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,436
Who is Francesca?
347
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,838
A date, Terri,
what do you think?
348
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,506
I never said that.
349
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,208
That Jack!
350
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,588
How could he do this to us?
351
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,045
Look, let's just
forget about him.
352
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,480
Let's just have our
dinner and go to bed.
353
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,626
Sounds good to me.
354
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,850
Larry!
355
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,359
If you promise to behave,
you can have dinner with us.
356
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,754
Yeah, if you behave.
357
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,222
Hey, thanks very much.
358
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,301
What are we having?
359
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,457
Roast stuffed chicken.
360
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,194
Wow, that sounds great.
361
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,063
You know, this is real treat.
362
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,371
A poor bachelor like me
363
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,477
doesn't get a
home-cooked meal too often.
364
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,000
Why don't you get married?
365
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,269
I've never been that hungry.
366
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,547
Hope you like your
chicken well done.
367
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,650
What did you use,
a flame-thrower?
368
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,065
I just remembered,
I promised to meet
369
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,009
a hamburger down
at the Regal Beagle.
370
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,391
Well, that's all
the more for us.
371
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,293
Yeah!
372
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,169
Well, Terri...
373
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,538
why don't you dig in?
374
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,410
Are you crazy?
375
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,511
Well, if this isn't just great.
376
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,247
Here we are,
sitting here, starving,
377
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,517
while Jack's out
having a hot old time.
378
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,537
Mr. Furley, wake up!
379
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,871
Wake up! Huh?
380
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,129
Come on.
381
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,630
Oh, hi, Jack.
382
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,865
I guess I left you
there for a minute.
383
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,069
Are we still alive?
384
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,337
Yes!
385
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,773
Oh, good.
386
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,376
But if you go to sleep
now, you'll never wake up.
387
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,525
You gotta stay
awake, Mr. Furley.
388
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,692
Keep alert, okay?
389
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,216
I'm alert. I'm alert.
390
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,684
Good. Good.
391
00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:00,291
Jack, what's that
burning in the fireplace?
392
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,893
What fireplace?
393
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,062
Right there next to the stove.
394
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,941
Mr. Furley, come
on, snap out of it!
395
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,965
Come on!
396
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,277
You're starting to hallucinate.
397
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,511
I am? Come on.
398
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,369
Oh, then the end must be near!
399
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,648
Don't... don't talk like that.
400
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,283
Somebody's bound to
come... to come along.
401
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,941
But... But we'll be frozen
solid by the time that happens.
402
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,455
We mustn't give up hope.
403
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,346
But there's nothing
we can do, Jack!
404
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,548
Yes, there is.
405
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,017
We can huddle together.
406
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,560
Huddle together?
407
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,772
To keep warm.
408
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:40,236
It's either that or
freeze to death.
409
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,635
Well?
410
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,971
I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
411
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,688
Who is it?
412
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,036
It's me, Larry.
413
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,958
Larry, it's 2:00 in the morning.
414
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,727
Yeah, yeah.
415
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:10,894
Did Jack come home yet?
416
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,107
No, not yet.
417
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,642
Oh, then we're in big trouble.
418
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,831
What kind of trouble?
419
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,133
I just left the Beagle.
420
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,880
I wasn't planning
on staying that late,
421
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,704
but Greedy Gretchen walked in.
422
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,584
I thought she didn't
wanna see me again,
423
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,907
but she was all over me.
424
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,519
I wanna tell ya, that chick...
425
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,288
Would you get to the point?
426
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,111
Okay, okay.
427
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,214
I saw Francesca there.
428
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,949
So? So?
429
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,717
She hasn't seen Jack all day.
430
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,998
Oh, no! I knew there was
something wrong, Larry.
431
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,599
I just knew... No,
no, okay, okay.
432
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,868
Girls, let's not overreact.
433
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,236
Larry, but he's... Yeah, well...
434
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,759
He's probably fine.
435
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,695
It's a big city. He could
be almost anyplace.
436
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,141
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, right, Larry.
437
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,999
Have you checked the morgue?
438
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,166
What?
439
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,812
To make sure he's not there.
440
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,396
Larry! Oh, Larry,
honestly, sometimes...
441
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:55,673
Yes?
442
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,052
I'm sorry to bother you folks
443
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,008
this time of night.
444
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,243
What is it?
445
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,079
We would like you to
identify a Jack Tripper.
446
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,413
Identify?
447
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,627
Jack's dead.
448
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,550
Oh, my God, Jack's
dead! Oh, my God.
449
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,330
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
450
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,065
Who said anything about dead?
451
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,200
Bring him in.
452
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,390
Oh, he's alive!
Oh, he's all right!
453
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,329
He's not Jack.
454
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,596
Who is he?
455
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,610
Well, we found him
prowling around the building,
456
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,733
but he didn't look anything
457
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:23,841
like his driver's license.
458
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,204
Oh, that's Jack's wallet.
459
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,738
All right, where'd you get it?
460
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,951
I know my rights.
I'm not talkin'.
461
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,709
Oh, yes you are! Yeah!
462
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,644
Cut it out! Cut it out!
463
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,256
All right, all right, all right!
464
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,948
I'll talk! Help, police!
465
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,850
Police!
466
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,955
You... you still awake, R.F.?
467
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,323
What difference does it make?
468
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,536
Come on, now. Come on.
469
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,294
You gotta... you
gotta think positive.
470
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:54,398
You're right... think positive.
471
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,734
You got a pencil?
472
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,968
What for?
473
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,336
To make out my will.
474
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,705
Oh, Mr. Furley!
475
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,774
I think I've got one here.
476
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,983
I'm leaving everything to you.
477
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,458
Damn!
478
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,730
First I get robbed,
479
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:30,467
then I find out I'm
gonna freeze to death,
480
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:34,939
and now to top it all
off, I break my pencil!
481
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,680
This just isn't my day.
482
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,048
Mr. Furley?
483
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,348
What?
484
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,485
Were you really gonna
leave everything to me?
485
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,486
Well, yes.
486
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,055
Is something wrong with that?
487
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,324
No, I'm... I'm just touched.
488
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:01,565
Well, you know, Jack,
I never did tell you this,
489
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:06,871
but... well, you're all right.
490
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,706
Well, not all right.
491
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,044
But you're all right.
492
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,781
Thanks, R.F.
493
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,751
Did I ever you tell you I
almost got married once?
494
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:21,852
No.
495
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,022
Yeah, back in WWII.
496
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,526
I nearly wound up
with a German girl.
497
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,795
Her name was Helga.
498
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,431
You served overseas?
499
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:37,401
No, I served in her father's
delicatessen in Queens.
500
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,136
I was 4F.
501
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,706
4F, R.F.?
502
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,409
Well, what happened
with you and Helga?
503
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,710
Oh, nothing.
504
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,380
She ran off with a
salami salesman.
505
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,186
Maybe I should
have married, though.
506
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,254
Kinda sorry I
never had children.
507
00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:00,024
Really? Yeah.
508
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,126
You know, if I had a son, Jack,
509
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,863
I'd want him to
turn out just like you.
510
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:08,899
You mean that?
511
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,469
Sure, why not?
512
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,440
Mr. Furley...
513
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,643
there's something
that I should tell you.
514
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,878
What's that?
515
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,181
You know, all
these years I've...
516
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:27,284
I've always said that I was...
517
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,753
Yeah?
518
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,555
Well, I'm not.
519
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,559
You're not?
520
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:40,064
You mean you like girls.
521
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,373
All this time, right
under my nose,
522
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:51,742
and I never suspected a thing!
523
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,688
I'm sorry I had to fool you.
524
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:54,945
It's all right, Jack.
525
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,246
It's all right.
526
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,715
Are we still friends?
527
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,487
Friends... to the end.
528
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:13,130
You know, my one
big regret in life?
529
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,165
What's that?
530
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:18,802
I never got to see Alaska.
531
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,643
Hey, we're saved! We're saved!
532
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,090
Janet! Jack, you're all right!
533
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,324
Oh, Janet, Terri!
534
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,160
Come out of here,
get out of here.
535
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,650
Come on!
536
00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:33,795
Oh, my...
537
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:36,353
Oh, oh, warm hands, warm bodies.
538
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:37,855
Closer, closer.
539
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,990
Are you okay, Mr. Furley?
540
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,336
Mm-hmm. Good.
541
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,962
Oh, it must have been
just awful for you in there.
542
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,464
It was terrible.
543
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:47,798
You know what happened?
544
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,833
No. What?
545
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:53,603
Jack told me
that he likes girls!
546
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,406
He what?
547
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,941
And you know what that means.
548
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,209
Oh, boy.
549
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:02,546
It means that Jack
got delirious in there.
550
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,181
If I hadn't calmed him down,
551
00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:06,717
he would have
cracked up completely!
552
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,995
Oh, it is so good to be home.
553
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,475
Just point me
toward the kitchen.
554
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,642
The kitchen?
555
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,506
Yeah, all the way
home, I kept thinking
556
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,935
about that wonderful chicken
you were cooking for dinner.
557
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,870
Wonderful? No! No!
558
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,072
Huh?
559
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,940
What are you talk... What
are you doing? But we...
560
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:35,245
You know, Jack, it's
much too late for you to eat.
561
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,591
You kidding me? I'm starving.
562
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:39,483
Jack, you can't eat
on an empty stomach.
563
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,652
Right. What?
564
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,598
Yeah. And, oh,
Jack, we wanna hear
565
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:44,700
all about Francesca.
566
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,668
Oh, yeah, tell us
all about her. Yeah.
567
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:49,092
Well, there's nothing to
tell. She's... she's gorgeous.
568
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,482
Oh, really? She's
gorgeous. Aw, Jack.
569
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,041
And you gave up seeing her
570
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,609
to spend an evening with us?
571
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,400
Why not? You two are worth it.
572
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,702
Aw. Aw, Jack.
573
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,115
Sure, I mean, she's so pretty,
574
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,872
she can get all the
dates she wants,
575
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,021
while you poor girls...
576
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,645
Well, you know what I mean.
577
00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:08,779
Poor girls?
578
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,458
Yeah, you know, Terri,
on second thought,
579
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,761
I don't think it's too
late for Jack to eat.
580
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,817
Right.
581
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,219
What is that? Eat!
582
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,220
No, wait, wait, wait.
583
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,221
Don't. Eat!
584
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,455
It's not ready yet.
585
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:19,701
We'll bring the food to you!
586
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,524
Then open wide!
587
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,849
Three's Company was videotaped
588
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:47,851
in front of a studio audience.
589
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,456
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