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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Jack! Phone!
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Ja...
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Honestly.
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Hello? Yes?
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Yeah, he's here. Who?
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Oh, no kidding?
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Yeah, well I'll see if I
can get through to him.
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Yeah, hang on, please.
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Hey, Jack?
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Jack.
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Hmm?
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Gee, uh, sorry.
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You are wanted on the telephone.
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Oh. And that is my stereo.
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That's my towel.
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Forget it. Answer the phone.
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Just answer the phone.
Just answer the phone.
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Who is it?
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Um, some girl named Robin.
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Robin?
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Yeah, she said that she
went to high school with you.
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Ro...
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Robin? Is it really you?
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It is really you.
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You moved here?
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Aaaaah!
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No, no, are you kidding?
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Of course, I didn't forget you.
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Listen, uh... You'd
like to see me?
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Your place or mine.
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Will Rogers Park?
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Uh, well...
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, I... I know that spot.
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A half an hour?
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I'll see you there.
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Ciao.
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Whoo!
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Boom-shaka-laka-laka.
Boom-shaka-laka-laka.
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That must've been
some phone call.
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Janet, Janet...
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That was Robin Baxter.
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I used to carry her
books home from school.
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And now she wants 'em back?
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She wants me back.
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Janet she practically
begged me to meet her
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at Will Rogers
Park in half an hour.
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Oh, she sounds desperate.
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Robin? Desperate? Ha!
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Wait 'til you see her picture.
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I am not holding my breath.
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I got my high-school annual
in here someplace. Here it is.
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Here's the yearbook.
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Okay, okay.
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Wait 'til you see this girl.
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It can wait.
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She was the head cheerleader.
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Mmm-hmm.
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What do you think?
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Well, she's okay, if
you like gorgeous.
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I do, I do.
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Who is this great big
guy standing next to her?
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Oh, um...
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That's Francis Kirk.
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I used to call him Mondo Moose.
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He was all-state tackle.
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Why is he pretending to blow
up a football with is mouth?
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He wasn't pretending.
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I better be moving.
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Janet, I will talk to you later.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to the park.
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Oh, well have a good time
on your date with Robin.
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Okay.
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You're meeting
a girl in the park?
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Uh... n... no.
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Are you kid...
Perish. Forbid. A girl?
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No, no, no, no. Janet
was talking about a bird.
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Mr. Furley, don't you know
that this is the time of year
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when all the robins come
back to Will Rogers Park?
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And I ain't never
met a bird I didn't like.
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You? I didn't know
you were a bird watcher.
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You didn't? No.
That makes two of us.
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Well, I'll be a white-tailed
double-breasted mudsucking condor.
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Well, that's an amazing
coincidence, isn't it?
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I'm going with you.
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I wanna see that Robin too.
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What? Yeah. Wait
until I get my binoculars.
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Why don't you bring a
blanket too, Mr. Furley?
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A blanket? What for?
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Well, to keep the cold out.
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Sometimes it takes hours
before those birds show up, right?
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Right.
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Under that blanket,
you and I are gonna be
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warm as hot-buttered
cinnamon toast.
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On, second thought,
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I think I better take
care of that toilet.
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Okay, I'll take the birds,
you take the plunge.
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See you later, Janet.
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Wait. Where are you going?
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To the park. By myself.
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I wanna see that robin.
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But what about our toilet?
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Oh, I've seen
that lots of times.
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What?
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Robin?
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Robin? Robin?
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Robin.
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Jack.
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Oh, Robin.
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Huh.
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It's... wow you...
you sure look great.
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Boy, you sure have.
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Huh?
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Well, I mean you just
look so much more mature.
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Well, that goes without saying.
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Would you care to
have a seat, Robin?
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I wasn't sure you'd
even remember me.
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I was... I was a little
nervous about calling you.
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Nervous? Nervous? Tut-tut.
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There's no reason
to be ner... ay!
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Jack, are you all right?
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Yeah, I gue...
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Guess I just fell for ya.
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Jack, I... I hope I
can count on you.
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There's something I
want you to do for me.
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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Jack, I want you to help
me save my marriage.
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Anything. I...
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Marr... you're married?
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Yes.
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Oh. Well.
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Married?
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Well, you sound so surprised.
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I am. It's just, you know, I...
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I never thought that
big ox Francis Kirk
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would ever let another
guy get close enough
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to shake hands with
you, let alone marry you.
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Oh, he wasn't that bad.
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Whatever happened to that
overgrown moose anyway?
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I married him.
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You married him. Good.
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Well, congratulations.
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That Francis is one lucky
moose... goose... duck.
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He's a lucky guy.
Terrific. Thank you.
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Tell me, is he as
jealous as he used to be?
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That's what I wanted to
talk to you about, Jack.
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He's gotten worse.
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Worse?
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He follows me wherever I go.
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Like I said, he's
one terrific guy!
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Oh, the first couple
of years were beautiful.
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And then he started
getting jealous.
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And suspicious.
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Would you believe that
he calls me from work
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ten times a day?
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Now, now, Robin, you know,
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there are a lot of
husbands who do that.
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Do they make their
wives carry a beeper?
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A beeper?
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I wouldn't have
bothered you, Jack,
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but Francis said that
he was going to call you.
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Call me? Why?
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To talk about his cheating wife.
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You?
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Well, that's what
he thinks, anyway.
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And now, he wants your advice.
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M... Me? Why me?
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Oh, because he respects you.
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He thinks you're a real brain.
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Me? A brain?
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He says if it
hadn't been for you
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he never would've made
it through high school.
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Oh, no.
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Well, every so often
when we'd have an exam,
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I'd let him peek at my answers.
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Well, a C is better than an F.
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Anyway, when he calls,
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would you please try to
talk some sense into him?
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Talk to him?
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Yeah, but whatever you do,
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do not mention that
I came to see you.
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If he knew that we'd
been here alone,
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he'd snap you like a twig.
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Hey, Robin. Hey.
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Don't you worry your
pretty little head, okay?
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I can handle myself.
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Listen, I was in the Navy.
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That's him!
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Don't hit!
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Oh! Jack?
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Uh, I can explain.
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Explain what? I've got two eyes.
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I know a bird blind
when I see one.
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Who's our fellow
bird watcher here?
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Huh? Oh, hello.
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Mr. Furley, I was so
busy looking for birds,
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I never noticed there
was anyone here.
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Come on, move over, Jack. Sure.
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I'll whistle up a herd
of robins for you.
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Robin, thanks for
giving me a lift home.
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Appreciate it. You're welcome.
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Can I get you anything?
Coffee? Soda? You know, rake?
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No, thanks. I'd
just like to clean up.
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Yeah, the bathroom's
right through there.
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Good.
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If Francis found just
one little leaf on me,
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he'd go crazy.
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Well, let's lose the
leaves then, shall we?
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Oh, there you are, Jack. Hi.
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Do you remember
an old high school pal
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by the name of Francis Kirk?
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Yeah, did he call?
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I did better than that, Jack.
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I'm here.
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Mu... mu... mu...
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Moose!
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Francis, I never
expected to see you.
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See, I told you
he'd be surprised.
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Well, I bet you two
guys wanna be left alone.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Ah, yes, we do.
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BUt... but... Ah, Jack, I
wouldn't argue with Francis.
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He's a big one. See ya.
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Hope you don't mind
me barging in like this.
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No, no, no.
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It's a real treat
to see you again.
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So, thanks for stopping by.
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If you're ever in the
neighborhood again,
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please drop by and wait there.
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But I've gotta talk to you.
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Talk? You wanna
talk? Let's talk.
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Yeah.
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You remember Robin Baxter?
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Wasn't he the guy who used
to play on Mork and Mindy?
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No, no, she lived next
door to you for ten years.
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Oh, that Robin. Yeah.
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Yeah, I married her.
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You didn't!
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Well, imagine...
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Congratulations.
You're one lucky guy.
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She's cheating on me.
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I don't believe that.
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Well, believe it.
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When we first got married,
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everything was great.
264
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:32,550
But lately, lately she's
been acting very strange.
265
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,996
Strange? Whattya mean, strange?
266
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,931
Some people think I'm strange.
267
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,433
When you say
strange, what kind of...
268
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,425
I mean, strange has
all sorts of ramifications.
269
00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:43,128
She started to play tennis.
270
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,629
Listen, Francis,
271
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,832
I don't know if I should be
the one to lay this on you,
272
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,733
a lot of people play tennis.
273
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:53,137
I don't. Do you?
274
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,117
No, no, no, no. I never played.
275
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,642
Hate it. Can't
stand the "racquet".
276
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,410
See?
277
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,712
Yeah, she's using it as an
excuse to meet other men.
278
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,348
Now, hang on a second...
279
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,427
Jack...
280
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,429
Will you talk to
her? Well, I... I... I...
281
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,796
Please? Yeah, okay.
282
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,731
Let's go somewhere
where we can have a beer
283
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,423
and talk about this and
relax, you know, cool out.
284
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,593
And maybe let the circulation
go ahead in my arms here a bit.
285
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:16,905
Thank you. Oh, good.
286
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,175
We can go to a place
called the Regal Beagle.
287
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,311
It has real high ceilings so you don't
bump the o" noggin, okay, Francis?
288
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,069
Oh, Hi, Jack. How'd your dat...
289
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,437
Uh, no time to talk now.
290
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,117
We gotta go to the Regal Moose.
291
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,840
Wait a minute.
292
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,510
Aren't you even going to
introduce me to your friend?
293
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,923
Janet, this is
not just a friend,
294
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,248
this is Francis Kirk.
295
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,250
Francis Kirk?
296
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,955
Oh, oh, you're the guy
297
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,790
who used to blow up
footballs with your mouth!
298
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,226
That's me.
299
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,629
You got one that needs air?
300
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:56,134
No, but one of the tires
on my car's a little low.
301
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,172
I laugh at your jokes.
302
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:06,277
Janet, Francis here married
a girl from my high school.
303
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,814
A girl named Robin.
304
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,293
Robin? Robin.
305
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,549
Who's Robin?
306
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,596
Ask Janet. Come on,
let's go have a beer.
307
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,088
Move 'em out. Uh, wait a minute.
308
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,357
Hey, I got a better idea.
309
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,837
Why don't you drop by
my house tonight? Tonight?
310
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,827
Yeah, that way,
you can talk to Robin.
311
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,797
Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh,
I love that, Francis.
312
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,579
I promised the girls I was gonna
make dinner for them tonight.
313
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:31,981
You did? Yes, it
was a surprise dinner.
314
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,804
Tell ya what, bring
the girls with you.
315
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,272
I'll make dinner.
316
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,708
No, no, no. We wouldn't
want to impose, would we girls?
317
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,143
Oh, we'd love to go.
318
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,045
Then it's settled.
319
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,257
Hi, kids.
320
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,681
Oh, I forgot.
321
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,162
I invited our landlord
for dinner tonight too.
322
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,186
No problem, Jack,
bring him along.
323
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,299
I'll make enough for
everybody. Yeah, but...
324
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,301
Forget the buts,
Jack. I'm starved.
325
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,258
Well, then you're
in for a big treat.
326
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,560
I'm barbecuing. Mind
if I use your phone?
327
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,763
Please.
328
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:01,999
He's a tall drink
of water, isn't he?
329
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,601
Hello, this is Mr. Kirk.
330
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,110
Yeah, I'd like my wife to know
we're having guests for dinner.
331
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,973
Could you page
her on your beeper?
332
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,209
Yeah. Thanks.
333
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,178
I'll see you guys at 7:00.
334
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,029
What was that?
335
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,420
What was what?
336
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,555
Uh... you mean my alarm clock?
337
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,225
You keep your alarm
clock in the bathroom?
338
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,628
Well, sure. Come
on, use your head.
339
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,597
By the time I get in there
and turn the darned thing off,
340
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,144
it's too late to go back to bed,
341
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,869
so I just hop in the
shower and start the ol' day.
342
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,239
What a great idea.
343
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,408
I think I'll try that.
344
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,809
Well, I better go change.
345
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,677
Uh, see y'all later.
346
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,046
Okay. Bye-bye, Francis.
347
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,714
Is he gone? Yes.
348
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,584
Oh, good.
349
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,219
Who are you?
350
00:15:55,288 --> 00:16:00,057
Hi. I'm Robin, the wife
you're going to meet tonight.
351
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:05,363
Jack, you must
really think I'm stupid.
352
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,144
I didn't even tell
you where I live.
353
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:12,070
Here's my address.
354
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,941
Uh...
355
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,784
But, Jack, I don't understand.
356
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,053
You don't have to
understand, Mr. Furley.
357
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,766
Just don't say
anything to Francis
358
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,768
about our bird watching, okay?
359
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,991
Why?
360
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,328
We just... he hates
birds, all right?
361
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:43,634
Huh, seems like he's not
too crazy about animals either.
362
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,204
And this is our den.
363
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:50,974
Oh, well, this is
just a lovely house.
364
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,322
Thanks. What do you
think of my trophies?
365
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,679
I bagged them all myself.
366
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,748
Uh, they look so, uh...
367
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,183
ferocious.
368
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:03,387
If you were hanging on
a wall, you'd be mad too.
369
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,501
And this is my favorite weapon.
370
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,124
A crossbow.
371
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,926
Even his weapons are mad.
372
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,996
Get it? A "cross bow"?
373
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,569
Stop that. That is impolite.
374
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,205
I can't help it, Janet, I think
these things gave me fleas.
375
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,652
Listen, everybody, my wife
will be down in a minute.
376
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,088
Meanwhile, why don't you go on
the patio and have some drinks?
377
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,723
Oh, good. Thank you.
378
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,879
I'll be the bartender.
379
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,681
You need somebody who
knows what he's doing.
380
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,050
Great. I'll have a
scotch and soda.
381
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,363
Sure, what kind of soda?
382
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,722
Orange? Grape? Cherry?
383
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,924
Uh, not you, Jack.
384
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,204
What? I've got the proof, Jack.
385
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,828
I've got the proof.
386
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,830
She's cheating on me. What?
387
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,977
Robin said she was
gonna play tennis.
388
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,466
So? But instead,
389
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,203
she came home with
a case of poison oak.
390
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,606
Poison... oh.
391
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:01,012
When I find the
guy she was with,
392
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,724
I'm gonna... You wouldn't.
393
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,315
Oh, yes, I would!
394
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:08,986
You know, we just moved to town.
395
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,188
Who could it be?
396
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:17,061
She doesn't know
anyone here except you.
397
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,042
And that would be ridiculous.
398
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,099
Yeah, ridiculous.
399
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,401
Uh, l-look, Francis.
400
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,071
I... I can't believe
she's cheating on you.
401
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,539
Oh, you can't, huh? No.
402
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,741
I mean, she loves you.
403
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:35,245
And I know that deep in
your heart, you love her too.
404
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,482
Yeah, but, Jack...
405
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,849
No, I know, I know.
406
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,686
You've got that feeling
in the pit of your stomach.
407
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,688
Feeling?
408
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,357
The feeling that just
grows and grows.
409
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,308
Hey.
410
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,777
What happened to you guys?
411
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,712
Yeah, did you start
your own party?
412
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,513
I'm sorry, I'm
being an awful host.
413
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,238
I better see how
the fire's coming.
414
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:05,176
Jack, what is the
matter with you?
415
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,578
I've got poison oak. What?
416
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,057
Yeah, Robin and I
must've picked it up
417
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,826
when we were in the
bushes together this morning.
418
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:14,585
Oh, and you said you
weren't messing around.
419
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,053
No, I was... I swear it.
420
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,189
But if Francis sees
me scratching...
421
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,924
your head will be up there
with all the other animals.
422
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,161
Jack, you better
get out of here.
423
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,394
I'm gone. Bye.
424
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,331
Jack! Where are you going?
425
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,833
Huh? Nothing. I'm just
checking out your door.
426
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,437
Gotta get one like that myself.
427
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,773
Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late.
428
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,176
Uh, Robin, you remember Tripper.
429
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,678
And these are Janet
and Terri, his friends.
430
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:42,824
Hello.
431
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,948
Nice to meet you.
Sit down, please.
432
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,385
Oh, thank you,
we'd be delighted to.
433
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,987
Well, it's been a long time.
434
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,123
Yes, you sure have
changed since I saw you last.
435
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,794
Yeah, it seems like I've gotten
just a touch of poison oak.
436
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,028
How have you been?
437
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,998
Exactly the same.
438
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,800
Well, Jack I suppose
you'd to be alone with Robin.
439
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,302
No, no, no.
440
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:09,006
Don't you old classmates
have a lot to talk about?
441
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:12,276
Talk, talk, yeah, talk.
442
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,446
Well, food's on the fire.
443
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,157
What's the matter?
444
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,026
Darn mosquitoes.
445
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,339
They're really biting tonight.
446
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:34,464
We don't have any
mosquitoes here.
447
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,777
Oh, hi there.
448
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,835
I didn't expect to see
you again so soon.
449
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,641
You know my wife?
450
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:50,247
Sure, we spent the afternoon
together in the bushes.
451
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,749
Wait, wait, wait.
452
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,150
I'll kill him.
453
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,499
No, no, no, Francis.
454
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,388
You heard him! He was
in the bushes with my wife!
455
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,490
Bird watching. Bird watching?
456
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,793
What else do you think she'd be
doing in the bushes with this guy?
457
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,931
Come on, look at
him. What do you see?
458
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:12,336
I see a smooth-talking swinger.
459
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,906
A guy used to having
his way with women.
460
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,409
Thanks.
461
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,547
I couldn't have said
that better myself.
462
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,896
I'm gonna kill you.
463
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,550
No! No! Wait a minute!
464
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,218
We were just bird watching.
465
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,388
Honest! If you don't
believe me, ask Jack.
466
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,958
Jack?
467
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,027
I found him in the bushes
with Robin, so I joined him.
468
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,328
Mr. Furley.
469
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:42,332
I'm sorry, Jack, it
was either you or me.
470
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,512
Well, I better check the fire.
471
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,736
You. You!
472
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,883
Take it easy, Francis.
473
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,377
Take your hands
off of our boyfriend!
474
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,723
Your boyfriend? Yes.
475
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,816
Oh, Terri, he thinks that
Jack has been cheating on us.
476
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,117
Isn't that ridiculous?
477
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:03,954
Yean, ridiculous.
478
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,958
I know, as if he had the time.
479
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:12,362
Or the strength.
480
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:16,499
You mean that you,
and you, and you...?
481
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,347
That's right, and I'll
tell you something.
482
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,438
These babes are quite a handful.
483
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,845
But they keep me "hoppy".
484
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,113
Yeah, I didn't know, I'm sorry.
485
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,215
Well, you're sorry.
486
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:34,217
I'd like to apologize
to you two girls.
487
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,053
I should never had
gone bird watching
488
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,621
without your permission.
489
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:41,591
Well, just for that, Jack,
tonight you are sleeping alone.
490
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:42,860
Oh, no!
491
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,628
Oh, yes.
492
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,298
Well, I guess I could
actually use a night off.
493
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,335
And from now on, Jack,
494
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,738
we've decided you're
gonna have to carry a beeper.
495
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,274
How 'bout some grub?
496
00:22:57,343 --> 00:23:00,578
That's what they always say.
497
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,345
Well, let's eat.
498
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,014
Yes, let's eat.
499
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:07,518
Poor Jack.
500
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,621
But could you imagine living
with someone as jealous as that?
501
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,524
Oh, I can't imagine.
502
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,159
I guess we're just lucky.
503
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:28,558
If you people want
your hamburgers,
504
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:30,207
they're up in a tree.
505
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:41,085
You know Francis hasn't been
this sweet and understanding
506
00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:42,452
since the day we were married.
507
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,032
Oh, well, let me
tell you something,
508
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,001
that's what old
friends are for, right?
509
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:50,327
And that was some act the
three of you put on for Francis.
510
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,162
That was no act.
511
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,498
It wasn't? No, no.
512
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,567
Do you mean that
you and Janet Terri...
513
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:57,935
Yeah, that's right.
514
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,137
They can't keep
their hands off me.
515
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:04,041
But, uh, don't tell either
one of the girls that I said this,
516
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,977
because they'd probably
do something crazy like...
517
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,914
Like what, Jack?
518
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,850
Like, uh, like... may I?
519
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:17,588
Thank you. Like this.
520
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:20,617
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