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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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You need a running start,
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or you'll never
get off the ground.
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Hardy-har-har-har.
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Hi.
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Hmph!
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You have a nice day?
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Nice day?
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Oh, I'm so mad, I
could just scream.
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I just found out I'm
up for a promotion.
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Gee, that would
have ticked me off, too.
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You don't understand.
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There's no way I'm
gonna get that promotion.
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Oh, come on, Terri.
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That is no way for you to talk.
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That's right, Terri.
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You're bright, you're
hard-working, you're experienced...
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I don't put out. You don't...
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I've been meaning to
talk to you about that.
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Will you stop? What?
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Terri, honey, what
are you talking about?
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It's this Dr. Kenderson,
my new boss.
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He decides if I get
the promotion or not.
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And? He's coming on to me.
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What? What did he do?
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He didn't do anything.
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It's the way he looks at me.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Just because a
guy looked at her?
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Hey, it's the way he
looked at her, Jack.
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A woman can tell
what's on a guy's mind
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when he's looking at her.
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If that were true,
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you would have thrown
me out of here years ago.
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Oh, Jack, gosh.
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Okay, okay, listen,
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how did the guy
look at you, Terri?
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Just like this...
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Oh, the creep.
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Oh. Oh.
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That's nothing.
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Terr, hey, listen,
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if the guy were really
coming on to you,
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he would have
looked at you like this...
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Would you just behave?
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Look, Terri has got
a problem, okay?
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Why don't you
just report the guy
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to the hospital administrator?
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I can't. He'd make fun of me,
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just the way you did.
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Men!
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Then it would get
back to Dr. Kenderson.
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I'd lose my
promotion and my job.
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Gee, Terri, I don't
know what to tell you.
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I got it. Just tell Dr. Kenderson
that you're married.
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Married?
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You want her to lie?
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You want her to put out?
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Come on, Terri, it's
just a little white lie.
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Forget it, Jack. I'm
no good at telling lies.
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Even if push comes to shove?
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Jack, you heard her.
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She hates to lie.
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Oh, really? Terri,
how many times
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have you told the patient
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that the needle wouldn't hurt?
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Yeah, but...
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Or that the medicine
wouldn't taste bad?
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Well, that...
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Or that the bedpan wasn't cold?
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That's enough!
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I rest my case.
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Ah, he's nuts.
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There we are, Mr. Jones.
It's almost healed.
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You won't have to
come back here anymore.
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Dr. Kenderson.
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Ah, Terri. There you are.
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I've been trying to get
a hold of you all day.
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I know.
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I mean I'm with a patient
now, Dr. Kenderson.
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Ah! Not so fast. I'm
not through with you yet.
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Oh, I can wait.
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Oh. Uh, well, uh,
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this could take a
long time, Doctor.
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You see, I'm very,
very thorough.
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I don't understand, nurse.
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You said it's almost all...
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Open up.
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Terri, what are you
doing for dinner tonight?
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I'm married.
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Married? How come you
never told me that before?
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Push came to shove.
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What?
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Oh, just an expression
that my husband uses.
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Oh. Is your husband in medicine?
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No, he's in, uh, uh, food.
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He's a, uh, chef.
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Well, that's wonderful. My
wife is an amateur chef herself.
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Your wife?
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Oh, yes. I've been happily
married for 15 years.
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Oh! He's been happily...
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Oh, what a relief.
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What?
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I mean, uh, how nice.
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Well, listen, I was gonna
invite you to dinner tonight,
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but now I can invite
you and your husband.
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My husband?
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Oh, yes. My wife would
jump at the chance
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of cooking for a real chef.
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Oh. Well, uh, that sounds like
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a lot of, you know, fun. Ooh!
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But we just can't. No.
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Why not? Why not?
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Well, uh...
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We have house guests.
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Oh.
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Yes, it's their
last night in town,
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and they want to spend it
with us. You understand.
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Well, bring them along, then.
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They don't speak English.
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Good, then they can't
complain about the food.
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Is it a date?
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No. No, uh, it's not a date
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because did I mention to you
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that my husband hurt his ankle
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and just can't leave the house?
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No, no, you didn't.
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Oh, yes, very bad.
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He can hardly
walk, the poor thing.
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Well, that's too bad.
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My wife was going to cook up
a really gourmet Chinese feast.
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She was making her specialty...
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Stuffed chicken wings.
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Stuffed chicken wings? Oh, darn!
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They're my favorite!
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Really?
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Oh, yes. Goodness.
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I'm just gonna be heartbroken
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that I have to miss those.
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Darn!
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Well, maybe some other time.
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Oh, sure. Listen, Doctor,
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thank you so much
for the invitation.
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Am I done now?
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Oh.
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You're normal.
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Sorry I can't say
the same for you.
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I was thinking.
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You seem so disappointed
about dinner tonight...
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Don't worry about
me. No, I'm fine.
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No, I said to myself, "Why
not bring dinner to your house?"
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Oh, no. No. No.
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No, no, no. It'll be no trouble.
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My wife would love to do it.
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And, besides, it'll
give us a chance
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to talk about your promotion.
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Is 8:00 too early?
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8:00?
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Terrific. We'll see you then.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, good! You're home!
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Janet, you missed me!
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Jack, just listen.
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Terri called. She sounded
like she was in big trouble.
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Terri! Oh, no!
Are you all right?
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I'm fine. This is for Jack.
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What for?
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So you can practice your limp.
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Why do I have to limp?
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I told my boss that
you broke your ankle.
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I have to change my clothes.
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Terri, you mind telling
us what's going on?
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It all started with
Jack's little white lie.
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See what you've done?
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No, let me see.
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Get out of here!
I'm ashamed of you.
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Go ahead, Terri.
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I told Dr. Kenderson
I was married.
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Good.
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Good? He's on his way over here
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with his wife and
her chicken wings.
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His wife?
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Her chicken wings?
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She's cooking a special gourmet
dinner to impress my husband.
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Husband?
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If your married, you have to
have a husband, don't you?
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Wait a minute. Terri?
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Terri, where are you
gonna find a... Oh, no!
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You're it, Jack,
with a bad ankle.
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Me? Yeah, you.
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It's your little,
white lie, isn't it?
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No, wait a minute. I gotta
see Sue Anne later tonight.
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Okay, you can hobble
on over there after dinner.
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Right now, Terri needs help.
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Thanks, Janet. I knew
I could count on you.
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Hey, anytime.
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Then you'll be my
foreign house guest?
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Ye... What?
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I told him you and your
husband are staying with us
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and can't speak
a word of English.
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I created a monster.
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Terri, I can't.
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Oh, please? We're gonna
talk about my promotion, Janet!
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My promotion.
No, I can't though...
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Janet, Terri needs your help.
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Okay, fine. Where am
I gonna get a husband?
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You know, I've been
wondering that for years.
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Oh, stop!
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I am hurt! I'm hurt!
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You can't hit a
man with a crutch!
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Good. Go get the door.
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What happen, Jack,
her big brother show up?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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What do you want, Larry?
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What do I want?
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Terri invited me for
a Chinese dinner.
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Oh, no.
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Janet! Meet your husband.
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I want a divorce.
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You got it. Wait.
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Terri's boss is coming
over for dinner tonight,
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and he's expecting to meet
someone who can't speak English.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Just because I
didn't go to college...
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Relax. Larry, Janet doesn't
speak English, either.
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Look, Larry, I don't like the
idea any better than you do,
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but Terri needs our help.
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So what country are
we gonna be from?
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I'm not sure what
planet you're from.
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They're here!
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Come on, we
gotta pick a country!
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We?
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Good idea. We'll be French.
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But I don't speak French.
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Neither do I, Larry, but
what difference does it make?
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We'll just fake it.
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They will never
know the difference.
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Oh, would you just sit down?
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Okay. Okay. Come on.
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Shh.
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Get over here.
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No, just Jack! Don't
forget the crutch.
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Jack. Jack.
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Sit down. Right.
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The crutch. The
crutch. The crutch.
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Wrong! The other way!
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00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,416
Relax.
263
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,985
Dr. Kenderson.
264
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,654
Hi, Terri. This is my wife Gail.
265
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:24,801
How do you do? Hello.
266
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,169
And this is my husband.
How do you do?
267
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,537
How do you do, Mr. Alden?
268
00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:29,828
Who? Jack. Call me Jack.
269
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,507
Well, Jack, how's the
ankle coming along?
270
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,599
Fine. Fine. Comes along
with me wherever I go.
271
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:38,602
Chicka-boom, chicka-boom,
chicka-boom, chicka-boom.
272
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,507
Won't you please come in?
273
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,343
And meet our dear,
dear friends from France,
274
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,812
who can't speak
a word of English!
275
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,482
Pierre and uh, uh...
276
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,183
Fifi.
277
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,293
Fifi?
278
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:07,799
Yes, uh, Pierre and Fifi Fofum.
279
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,501
They're from the Loire Valley.
280
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,337
Ho Ho Ho!
281
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:19,210
Hello.
282
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,511
Hi, there.
283
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:26,050
We just taught him that.
284
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,451
Unh!
285
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,724
Bonsoir, Pierre et Fifi.
286
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,659
Enchanté de faire
votre conaissance.
287
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,397
Huh?
288
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,999
My wife speaks fluent French.
289
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,279
Your wife speaks French?
290
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,279
Like a native.
291
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,849
Go ahead, dear, say something.
292
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,091
Well, uh, we don't want
293
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,060
the food to get cold,
do you we? Here.
294
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,172
Aah! Excuse me.
295
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,356
Let me go into the kitchen...
296
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,263
Ow!
297
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,564
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
298
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,565
Help me go in the kitchen
299
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,914
and put the food away, shall we?
300
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,969
Aah!
301
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,010
Well...
302
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,993
Don't look at me. I don't
speak a word of French.
303
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,017
Ah!
304
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,500
Well, we'll just let these
heat for about half an hour.
305
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,469
You can't go out there.
306
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,637
Why not?
307
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,383
Not until... you've told me
308
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,252
how you got interested
in Chinese cooking.
309
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,043
Oh. Well, my husband's
away at the hospital a lot,
310
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,579
so I've been taking this class.
311
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,681
It keeps me out of mischief.
312
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,553
So how long have you
and Terri been married?
313
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,157
Uh, not too long.
314
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,691
That's nice.
315
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,594
I remember when Malcolm
and I were first married,
316
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,630
he was so attentive.
317
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,600
Well, we better
get back in there.
318
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,801
No, hold it.
319
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,314
I didn't get a good
look at your legs.
320
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,838
What?
321
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,172
Your chicken legs.
322
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,074
Oh, you mean wings.
323
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,054
Wings! I meant...
Where is my head?
324
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,790
Let's take a little look.
325
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,125
There they are, by golly.
326
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,984
Look at it. Wing
awound the cowor.
327
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,354
Kitchen fun, huh? Aren't
we having some fun here?
328
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,989
You know, for a minute there,
329
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,523
I thought you were
flirting with me.
330
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,370
Flirting? No, no. I'm married.
331
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,161
See?
332
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,830
Well, then, let's get
back to your friends
333
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,632
so I can practice my French.
334
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,933
Hang on.
335
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,902
I'd like to show you something
336
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,671
tremendously meaningful to me.
337
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,006
My, uh, refrigerator.
338
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,841
It's right over here.
339
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,454
Just, uh... Oops,
sorry. Did I get ya?
340
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,946
I didn't... Whoa! A
little problem with this.
341
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,414
Look at this. This is amazing.
342
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,615
You open the door,
the light comes on.
343
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,252
You close it,
the light goes off.
344
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,619
But how can you be sure?
345
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,688
Let's take a look at
that again, shall we?
346
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,491
So tell me something.
347
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,104
If they don't speak English,
348
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,505
and you don't speak French,
349
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,706
how do you
understand each other?
350
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:28,666
Oh, instinct. We manage.
351
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:29,734
Don't we?
352
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,805
See?
353
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,674
It's amazing. They're so quiet.
354
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:39,142
Don't they ever
talk to each other?
355
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:42,748
Ah! Fifi!
356
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:43,748
Je t'adore.
357
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,383
Encore. Encore.
358
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,918
C'est si bon. C'est si bon.
359
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,158
Sweetie. Mon Cherie.
360
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,326
Ho ho ho.
361
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,827
Unh.
362
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,829
Ah, oui.
363
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,165
Le broken nose.
364
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,780
That sounds a lot like English.
365
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,271
It did, didn't it? But, uh...
366
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,573
Really what they were
really saying was, uh...
367
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,243
that they want to go to bed.
368
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,985
Bed, at this hour?
369
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,754
Well, they are French.
370
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,296
Nighty-night.
371
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,265
Ciao.
372
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,771
Yike!
373
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,407
Ooh la-la.
374
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,879
I think Fifi has a headache.
375
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,316
Oh.
376
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,995
Wait, you haven't seen my...
377
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,152
I'm sure it's very nice.
378
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,022
Well, I'm back. Did you miss me?
379
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,290
I certainly did.
380
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,136
I don't understand a
word they're saying.
381
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,162
Je peux que mon mari
ne comprend pas français.
382
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,366
Don't talk!
383
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,511
Did I say something wrong?
384
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,470
Yeah, your face.
It's so flushed.
385
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,471
Flushed?
386
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,284
Yes. Ooh, boy, oh, boy.
387
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,485
You sure have a fever.
388
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,242
Have you forgotten I'm a doctor?
389
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,855
Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact,
390
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,546
that did slip my mind.
391
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,147
Jack is right.
392
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,482
I am?
393
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,617
Yes, you are a bit feverish.
394
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,287
Maybe she'd like to go
lie down in our bedroom.
395
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,667
But, really, I don't feel...
396
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,135
Yes, you do. Yes, you
do. Good idea, Terri.
397
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,269
Why don't we go
into the bedroom,
398
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,871
and you just take a little rest?
399
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,428
Jack, your ankle!
400
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,200
It's a miracle!
401
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,275
Doctor said it would
heal in one week,
402
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,979
and, lookie there, time's up.
403
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,493
Listen, why don't you
just lie down on the bed?
404
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,216
Are you flirting with me again?
405
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,063
Huh? No, no, no. I just want...
406
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,787
I know what you want.
407
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,521
Just because I'm an
attractive woman...
408
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,768
Oh, believe me...
409
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,525
And I'm left alone
night after lonely night,
410
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,461
you think you can
take advantage of me.
411
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,462
No. No.
412
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,430
Just because you're young and...
413
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,666
so good-looking.
414
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,667
Mrs. Kenderson...
415
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,214
Call me Gail. Gail?
416
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,604
And I want you to know that
I am not that kind of woman.
417
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,939
I know, I know.
418
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,019
No, you don't. Hey!
Mercy. Wait a minute.
419
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,077
Stop it. Please!
420
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,945
Now look what you've made me do.
421
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,292
You know, I think
you'll feel better
422
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,628
if you'd just take a
rest here on the bed.
423
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,419
Never. It's all over between us.
424
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,454
Over?
425
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,657
And now I've got to tell
my husband what I've done
426
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,291
and beg his forgiveness.
427
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,327
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no. You can't do that.
428
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,676
You're right. This is
bigger than both of us.
429
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,066
What is? Gail? Mrs. Gail?
430
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,680
Now, then, let's talk
about your promotion.
431
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,704
I'd love to.
432
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:57,341
No, la sit!
433
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,645
Je get. Je get the door.
434
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,015
Hi, I'm Sue Anne.
435
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,203
I had a date with...
436
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,485
Pierre! Le help!
437
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,324
Bonjour! Bon appetite!
438
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,997
C'est la vie!
439
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,743
Larry, will you please
get out of my way?
440
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,467
Not until you've let me explain.
441
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,047
Just tell me where Jack is.
442
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,115
He's in his bedroom, but...
443
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,416
That's all I wanted to know.
444
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,705
No, you can't!
445
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,951
Will you please
get out of my way?
446
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,409
Now Listen.
447
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,411
I don't like using
force on a woman.
448
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,446
Aah!
449
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,314
That's why.
450
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,686
Excusez-moi.
451
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,590
Who are you?
452
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,425
Gail.
453
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,427
Where's Jack?
454
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,029
Sue Anne?
455
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,210
What are you doing in there?
456
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,568
Playing hard to
get, but I'm patient.
457
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:02,239
Jack, what's going on
between you and this woman?
458
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,609
Nothing, but I'm running
out of places to hide.
459
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,378
Who are you?
460
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,947
I happen to be Jack's date.
461
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,983
Your wife lets you date?
462
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:13,984
Your wife?
463
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,463
I can explain. Oh, yeah?
464
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:19,123
Aah! Just as soon
as I catch my breath.
465
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,504
Let me tell you
something about...
466
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:23,661
Ah, oui, oui.
467
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,330
Toujour l'amour.
Bonjour, l'amour!
468
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,967
♪ La, la-la-la-la,
la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
469
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,541
They're, uh, going bowling.
470
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,542
Oui. Le bowl.
471
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,978
Le bowl.
472
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,515
I don't understand.
473
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,551
You're married, and
you have a date?
474
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,631
Mrs. Kenderson...
Gail, sit down.
475
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,033
You know, I think it's
time you learned the truth
476
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,924
about me and Terri.
477
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,026
I'm listening.
478
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,996
Have you ever heard
of a loveless marriage?
479
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,567
Oh, you poor boy.
480
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,049
Well, we have a couple of
minutes before dinner's ready,
481
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,239
so let's talk about
your promotion, huh?
482
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,241
I'd like that, but before
you say anything,
483
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,310
I have to tell you something.
484
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,545
I've misjudged you.
485
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,712
You have?
486
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,416
Yes. So badly, in
fact, that I don't think
487
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,184
I even deserve that promotion.
488
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:23,287
Nonsense. You have
all the qualifications.
489
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,289
You're intelligent,
experienced...
490
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,290
But I thought...
491
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,903
You have a good personality,
492
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,394
a pretty face,
and a terrific body.
493
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,629
That's really nice of
you to say, Doctor, but I...
494
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,431
A terrific what?
495
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:39,036
Body. You look just as
good going as you do coming.
496
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,771
Dr. Kenderson!
497
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,406
Oh, don't look so shocked.
498
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,919
I know you want the promotion,
499
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:47,812
and, uh, you know what I want.
500
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,713
Well, I didn't
misjudge you at all.
501
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,048
You are a lech!
502
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,118
What's so funny?
503
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,087
Well, you're just doing
that for her benefit.
504
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,090
I mean, why bother?
505
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,969
She can't understand
a word I'm saying?
506
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,528
I mean, I can say
how much I can't wait
507
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,296
to get it on with you,
508
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:10,033
and she thinks we're talking
about the weather, right?
509
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,104
Wrong.
510
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,613
Is "wrong" a French word?
511
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,449
Why don't you ask
me, Dr. Strangelove?
512
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,928
Oh, my God, you speak English.
513
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,797
You better believe I do.
514
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,855
Well, I... I...
515
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:33,123
I hope you realize
I didn't mean...
516
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,192
It was a joke.
517
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,127
One of the
requirements of this job
518
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,463
is a sense of
humor, so I felt that...
519
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:40,931
Don't worry, Doctor.
520
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,134
She won't say anything
about what we just heard.
521
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,035
Will you, Fifi?
522
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,339
Well, now, that depends.
523
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:52,510
What was it you two were
just now talking about?
524
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,656
Oh, Terri's promotion, right.
525
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,980
Ha ha! Ha ha!
What's to talk about?
526
00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:00,095
I see no reason why I shouldn't
give her the promotion right now.
527
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,051
Good.
528
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,331
Congratulations, Terri.
529
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:06,157
Terri, would you step
over here, please?
530
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,626
Uh-oh.
531
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,261
What's wrong?
532
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,174
There's nothing to
be afraid of, dear.
533
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:14,609
Go ahead, Jack.
Gee, I don't think...
534
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:15,566
Jack, I insist.
535
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:18,134
Well, Okay.
536
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:21,182
Now, now, dear. Jack
has waited long enough.
537
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,474
Can you imagine?
538
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,186
They have been
married for a year
539
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:26,387
and they haven't even...
540
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,579
started their honeymoon?
541
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,214
And it's all her fault!
542
00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:33,417
What?
543
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,567
It's all right,
dear. It's all right.
544
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,201
Jack told me everything.
545
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:43,026
It just kind of tumbled out.
546
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,240
Now, don't you feel better?
547
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,197
Much better.
548
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,810
You know, you're
a very lucky girl
549
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:52,669
to have a man as understanding
as Jack for a husband.
550
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:55,139
Oh, my goodness, our dinner!
551
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,251
Malcolm, help me.
552
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:57,808
Oh, yes, darling.
553
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:03,714
All right, Jack. What
was that all about?
554
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,994
Well, Terri, you know,
when Sue Anne showed up,
555
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,451
I had to find a way to
explain her, you know,
556
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,466
so you'd get your
promotion, don't you know.
557
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,656
Jack, she just
got her promotion.
558
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,657
Yeah.
559
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,193
You did? Congratulations!
560
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,863
Jack, please.
561
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,977
Oh, Janet, I didn't
mean to neglect you.
562
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,834
Come here, mama!
563
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:28,104
Dinner will be... Oh, my God.
564
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:33,243
Yaah!
565
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,579
Oh, come on!
566
00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:40,050
Gotta run, guys.
567
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:41,385
Wait a minute, Terri.
568
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,197
I've hardly seen you
the last couple of days.
569
00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:44,933
Tell me, how's that new
job of your's coming?
570
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,490
All right, I guess.
571
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,337
That doesn't sound too good.
572
00:23:48,361 --> 00:23:50,494
It's as Dr. Kenderson's
new assistant.
573
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,529
He thinks just because
he's tall and good-looking,
574
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,097
he's God's gift to women.
575
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:55,944
Has he been bothering you?
576
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,034
Has he ever?
577
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,980
You know what I
would do if I were you?
578
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:01,583
Jack, she doesn't need
any more advice from you.
579
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,851
You know what I
would do if I were you?
580
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,454
I'd have a little talk with him.
581
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,510
I tried that, but
it didn't work.
582
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,258
Well, maybe you
weren't strong enough.
583
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:10,781
Oh, I came on real strong,
584
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:13,283
but he still won't ask me out.
585
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,216
Three's Company was videotaped
586
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,418
in front of a studio audience.
587
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,955
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