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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Jennifer, sweetheart,
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don't say anything, just listen.
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You're that special woman
men dream of meeting.
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If I lose you now, I don't
know what I would do.
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Now, what did you
want to say to me?
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You left the toilet
seat up again.
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Do you mind? I'm
practicing an apology.
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Well, it's about time.
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You've been leaving
it up for years.
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The apology is for
Jennifer Gardner.
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Jennifer? I thought you
two were hitting it off great.
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We were until I made one tiny
mistake on our date last night.
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What'd you do?
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I forgot to show up.
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Oh, Jack, that's
terrible. I know.
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Oh, if I were Jennifer, I don't
think I'd even listen to an apology.
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Not even over an intimate,
candlelight gourmet supper?
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With a terrific bottle
of wine, maybe.
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Good idea. Thanks, Janet.
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You're welcome.
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Hi, I'm home.
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I'm gonna get a bottle of wine!
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Boy, he must be glad to see me.
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Hi, Terri. Hi.
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How'd things go down
at the hospital today?
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Real busy. Yeah?
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Had to help one of the
doctors remove an appendix.
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You wouldn't believe what
he gave me after it was over.
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Yeah?
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Aah!
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Two tickets to the Music
Center. Want to go?
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Oh, God. For a
moment there, I thought...
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His appendix? I
have the here, too.
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No!
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I'm just kidding.
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Oh, Terri.
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That's disgusting.
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You know, Miss Alden, you
have a very sick sense of humor.
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I know. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hi.
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Good evening. Is
your mother home?
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No, my mother... I
don't live with my mother.
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Oh, really?
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Used to be that an 18-year-old
girl still lived at home.
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18?
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Come on in. Come in.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, um...
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This gentleman
thinks that I'm 18.
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Oh, a salesman, huh?
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No, no, no, I just
carry the bags.
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The products sell themselves.
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Oh, well, look, I'm sorry.
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We don't want to buy anything.
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Buy? Who said
anything about buying?
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Well, then, why are you here?
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To give each of you
a complimentary gift...
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One for you and
one for your friend.
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Free gift, huh? What
is it, a ball-point pen?
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Look, I'm real sorry,
but we really don't...
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A watch!
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Oh, it's lovely!
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My pleasure, Terri.
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How'd you know my name?
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My son wrote all about
you and Janet in his letters.
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Your son. Are you Jack's father?
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I hope so.
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At least that's what his
mother keeps telling me.
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Jack's father.
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Oh, gosh, Mr. Tripper,
please come and sit down.
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Thank you.
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And thank you for the gift.
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Yes, it's lovely.
Thank you. Wow.
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Jack will be here any second.
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I'm sure he will.
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Look what he's got
to come home to.
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Oh, my, you are Jack's father.
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Hey, Jack... Just
a second, Janet.
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I've got to chill
the wine. Hi, Dad.
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Dad?
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Hiya, Son.
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Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Sales convention.
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Company wouldn't think of
sending anybody but their top man.
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But he died, so they sent me.
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Oh, gosh, it's good
to see you, Junior.
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Dad, Dad, don't say...
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Junior?
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Yeah, I'm Jack
Tripper Sr., so...
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So have you found
a place to stay yet?
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Junior! Yeah, Junior.
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Well, I mean, of course
you can stay here.
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You can use my room.
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Well, if you insist.
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We insist!
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Yeah, would you care
for anything, Mr. Tripper?
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Some coffee...
Oh, I'd love some.
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Is that the kitchen?
Yeah, I'll make it.
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Hold it. Leave
this to the master.
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Nobody brews
java better than me.
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See that?
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It's my own apartment, and he
won't even let me make a pot of coffee.
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What?
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I'm a grown man,
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and he still treats
me like a child.
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It's just a pot of coffee, Jack.
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But I wanted to make it!
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Well, you can make
the next pot, honey.
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He was only
trying to help, Jack.
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Look, Terri, he's
always trying to help.
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He never let me
do anything myself.
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Come on. You're exaggerating.
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Exaggerating?
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Do you know that he
came to every single
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little league game
that I played?
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So what? All dads do that.
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Sure, but how many of
them run out to left field
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and catch a fly ball for ya?
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Well, Jack, that
was a long time ago.
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Yeah. Maybe you're right.
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You know, I really
do love the guy.
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It's just that I wish he'd
treat me more like an adult.
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Junior!
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Coffee's on.
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Well... Oh! Jack.
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Look what I found last week.
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What? Oh, my God.
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Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad...
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Aww. Aww.
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That was taken
at a Kiwanis picnic
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when Jack was 9 years old.
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Jack, you are so cute.
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Yeah.
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Why is there a cat on your head?
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That's a coonskin cap, Terri.
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He's a big Davy Crockett fan.
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What's this thing he's
holding in his hand?
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Nothing. What do
you mean, nothing?
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That's the ribbon we won
for the father-son talent show.
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A talent show? What
did you guys do?
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Nothing, nothing. I'll
go see about the coffee.
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No, no, it's not ready yet.
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Wait a minute, Jack,
let's show them the old act.
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Oh, dear Lord, no, Dad.
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We'd love to see it.
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Come on, please, Jack, please.
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He was always a little shy.
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And shorter.
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Now, come on. They'll love it.
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Ladies, my son and I
would like to sing for you
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an old, beautiful
English folk song.
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Ready?
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♪ There was an old man,
and he had an old sow ♪
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♪ Ow Ow hi diddle dow ♪
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♪ There was an old man,
and he had an old sow ♪
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♪ La sa fa ral de ray ♪
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♪ Oh, Susanna's
a funny old man ♪
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♪ aah aah aah ♪
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♪ Susanna's a funny old man ♪
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Jack, I don't want
to criticize you,
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but your performance was not
up to award-winning standards.
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I mean, don't be so shy.
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What's a little among friends?
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Okay? Now, come
on, let's try it again.
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With a little more pizazz.
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♪ Oh, there was an old
man, and he had an old sow ♪
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♪ sow sow hi diddle dow ♪
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♪ There was an old man,
and he had an old sow ♪
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♪ La sa fa ral de ray ♪
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♪ Oh, Susanna's
a funny old man ♪
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♪ Man man man ♪
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♪ Susanna's a funny old man ♪
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Yay. Great.
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Ah...
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Raah!
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Those were the days.
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Oh, that was great.
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So great.
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I hope the concert that
we're gonna go to is as good.
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Oh, gosh, we better
get ready. We'll be late.
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Oh, late, my God. Jennifer!
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Jennifer? My date.
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Oh, I'd better cancel it.
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You will not. Well, Dad, see,
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there's a little
problem between us,
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and I was gonna have her
over for dinner here tonight.
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You can still do
that. Look, I'm beat.
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Just point to my room. You
won't even know I'm here.
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Okay. Jack's room
is right in there.
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Good. Now I'll try
some of that coffee.
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I'll get it.
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Too late. I'm already there.
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And I'll chill
this just for you.
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Isn't he sweet? He is.
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And he's so helpful.
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We're going, we're going.
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Let's see. Jennifer, sweetheart,
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don't say anything, just listen.
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You're that special woman men...
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Okay. Easy, Jack. Easy.
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Jennifer, it's good
of you to come.
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Please, come in.
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Uh, you know, Jennifer,
I knew you weren't
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the type of person
to hold grudges.
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I mean, you're so warm
and sensitive and kind...
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Is this going to take long? Huh?
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I don't have all night.
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Oh. Uh, well, at least now
you have a glass of wine,
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so that's something.
There you go.
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Why don't you come
over here and sit down?
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I want to tell you something.
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Jennifer, sweetheart,
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don't say anything, just listen.
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You're that special woman
men dream of meeting,
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and if I lost you now,
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I don't know...
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Ah-choo!
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Aah!
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Who's... Who's he?
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That's my father.
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Your father?
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You still live with
your parents?
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No, uh, Dad. Dad,
what are you doing?
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I'm sorry. I was just trying
to get a glass of water
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for my allergy pill.
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Anything can set it off...
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Cats, pollen, dust.
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Dad.
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Oh. Excuse me.
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Jennifer, as I was saying,
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you are, you, um, you're...
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I'm what?
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Hang on a second.
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Jennifer, sweetheart, don't
say anything, just listen.
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And if I lost you now,
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I wouldn't know what to do.
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I apologize.
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Excuse me, did you
see my pill? What?
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I must have dropped
it when I sneezed.
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I wonder where it could be. Dad.
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00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,063
Stupid pill.
259
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,898
Ohh.
260
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,735
Not as stupid as I thought.
261
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:14,706
Rolled right to the
feet of a beautiful lady.
262
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:15,840
Oh.
263
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,543
No wonder Jack has
been mooning over you.
264
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,278
He has?
265
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,457
Oh, sure.
266
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,147
And I don't blame him.
267
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,716
I remember when
I was Jack's age.
268
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:31,022
I met a girl. She was
shy, oh, so beautiful.
269
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,924
Had a smile that
just lit up the room.
270
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,194
And that's why I married her.
271
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,697
You have that same smile.
272
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,907
Don't let this one
get away, Jack.
273
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:51,776
Jennifer, sweetheart... Ohh...
274
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,381
Jack, you don't
have to say any more.
275
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,482
I don't?
276
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,262
Your father said it for you.
277
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,753
Ghaah...
278
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,101
What's wrong?
279
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,158
He caught my fly ball again.
280
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,042
Morning, son. Morning, Dad.
281
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,710
Well?
282
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,812
How did it go with you
and Jennifer last night?
283
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,615
If you don't mind, I'd really
rather not talk about that.
284
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,084
I thought I had it
all fixed up for you.
285
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,085
Now what went wrong?
286
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,187
That's what went wrong.
287
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,188
I don't understand.
288
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,923
I know.
289
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,493
Well, is there
anything I can do?
290
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,105
Why don't you sit down, Dad?
291
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,562
I can do that.
292
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,411
Aren't you putting too
much coffee in there?
293
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,801
No.
294
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,317
Good morning,
everybody. Good morning.
295
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,819
Hey, Jack. How'd
it go last night?
296
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,588
Janet, I really don't
want to talk about it.
297
00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,677
Struck out, huh?
298
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,849
Good morning, everyone.
299
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,350
Morning. Say, Jack.
300
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,286
Terri, don't say it. Say what?
301
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,432
Say, "How did it go
with Jennifer last night."
302
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,856
Why? Did you strike out?
303
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,558
Ghaah!
304
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,327
I'm only gonna say this
once, so pay attention.
305
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,630
I'm going to answer the phone.
306
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,469
He's always grumpy
before his morning coffee.
307
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,870
Yeah.
308
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,050
So, are you looking
forward to your convention?
309
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,174
I decided to skip today.
310
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,187
Nothing important happens
the first day anyway.
311
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,923
Besides, I haven't seen
Jack's restaurant yet.
312
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,713
I thought I might go down
there and give him a hand.
313
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,716
Give him a hand?
314
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,351
That was Angelino.
315
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,754
He wants to come by
my restaurant tonight
316
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,455
and talk about the lease.
317
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,391
So what's the problem?
318
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,694
Well, I just thought he'd
automatically renew it,
319
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,661
but now I...
320
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,341
Jack, if you want my advice...
321
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,709
Dad, I'm sorry. I
gotta get dressed
322
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,910
and get down to the restaurant.
323
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:55,944
Oh! I was thinking of going...
324
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,688
I'll see you later on tonight.
325
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,394
Excuse me, here are your salads.
326
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,495
It took you long enough.
327
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,029
I suppose you
have a good excuse.
328
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,130
Yes, ma'am. You see...
329
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,914
I didn't say I
wanted to hear it.
330
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,970
No extra charge
for the information.
331
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,773
I could... Enjoy your salads,
332
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,976
both of you, please.
333
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,778
Dad, I thought you'd be at the
convention. What are you doing here?
334
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,248
Well, I've come to see
my son's restaurant.
335
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:36,107
Very nice. Very nice,
indeed. Thank you.
336
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,619
You know what would
look good over there?
337
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:38,683
Oh, Dad. I really don't...
338
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,144
If you're not too busy,
339
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,412
I wonder if we could
have some fresh pepper.
340
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,894
Certainly, madam.
Excuse me, Dad.
341
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,751
Yes. The customer
always comes first.
342
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:50,969
That's my son.
343
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,256
Whoopee.
344
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,263
Boy, that salad looks
good enough to eat.
345
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,565
Ha ha ha ha!
346
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,214
Come on. Why don't you dig in
347
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,838
before it gets cold.
348
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,917
Get it?
349
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,709
Salads are already cold.
350
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,278
It's a joke.
351
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,024
Maybe I'd better go
check on that pepper...
352
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,682
Dad.
353
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,030
What are you do...
354
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,022
I was just checking on...
355
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,948
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
356
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,366
What are you doing?
357
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,267
I'm so sorry.
358
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,914
This is the poorest excuse
359
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,649
for a restaurant I've ever seen.
360
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,184
It's all my fault, madam.
361
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,086
I zigged when I
should have zagged.
362
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,588
Like father, like son.
363
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,645
Hilda, it was just an accident.
364
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,314
So are you, Henry.
365
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,851
Ma'am, I'd be very happy to get you
some fresh pepper and another salad.
366
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,319
I'm not hungry!
367
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,421
I'll bet she doesn't
say that often.
368
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,740
Dad!
369
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:08,499
Henry, did you hear what
he said about me? Yeah!
370
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,083
Henry, pay for this mess.
371
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,507
I'll be waiting in the car.
372
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,743
I'm sorry.
373
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,046
How much?
374
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,648
No charge, sir.
375
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,616
No, please take this 20.
376
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,962
What's this for?
377
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,186
For the best time
I've had in years.
378
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:39,029
Dad, how could you do that?
379
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,276
I was just trying
to lighten things up.
380
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,844
I only wanted to help, son.
381
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,369
Well, you didn't. You can't
talk to customers like that.
382
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,478
Excuse me... Would you butt out!
383
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,152
He didn't mean that.
384
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,508
You're doing it again.
385
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,778
You've just got to stop
interfering with my life.
386
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:01,819
Would you see what
the guy wants at table 2?
387
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,554
Thank you.
388
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:07,903
Oh, Jack!
389
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,460
Janet, what are you doing here?
390
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,688
I tried to phone, but I
couldn't get through.
391
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,597
What's wrong?
Jack, it's your dad.
392
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,099
He's not here on business.
393
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,168
What?
394
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,634
No, your mom called.
395
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,205
She said his company let
him go a couple weeks ago.
396
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,451
The retired him.
397
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,875
Retired him?
398
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,944
He's years away from retirement.
399
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:30,348
Well, they said that they
wanted younger blood.
400
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,984
Why didn't he say anything?
401
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,631
He's probably like you, Jack.
402
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,987
He's got his pride.
403
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,256
Not anymore. Not
after what I said to him.
404
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,024
What did you say?
405
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,695
He was just trying
to be useful, and I...
406
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,098
Oh, Janet. I gotta make it
up to him somehow if I can.
407
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,134
Aww, you will, Jack.
408
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,569
I know you will.
409
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,748
I'll see you back home.
410
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,852
Thanks for coming down. Okay.
411
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,209
Well, here I am, ready
to talk about the lease.
412
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,678
Not now, Mr. Angelino.
413
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,662
Hey, Dad.
414
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,565
Listen, I'm sorry
I snapped at you,
415
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,902
I guess this lease business is
worrying me more than I thought.
416
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,993
No, no, no. I had
it coming to me.
417
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:19,330
Where do I get off sticking
my nose in your business?
418
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,433
Habit, maybe.
419
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,603
Tripper! I'm waiting.
420
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,941
Uh-oh. Mr. Angelino.
421
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,009
Sounds like trouble.
422
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,443
Really?
423
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,657
Yeah. I'd better get in there.
424
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,015
All right, son. I'll wait here.
425
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,483
And don't you worry.
426
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,820
I'll just stay here and not
get in your way anymore.
427
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,905
You know what
this reminds me of?
428
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,329
The time I was called in
429
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,009
and had to talk to Mr. Davis.
430
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,299
Mr. Davis?
431
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,468
Yeah, my junior high principal.
432
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,970
He was gonna expel me,
433
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,772
and then I talked him
out of it. Remember?
434
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,141
Yeah, I remember.
435
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,343
Wait a minute.
436
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,879
What do you mean,
you talked him out of it?
437
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,414
That was me.
438
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:14,284
By gum, you're right.
I forgot. It was you.
439
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,690
Well, well, well.
Look who's here.
440
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,058
I'm sorry, Mr. Angelino.
441
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,760
How thoughtful of you
442
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,172
to leave your empty restaurant
443
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,741
to spare a minute for me.
444
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,697
Well, sir...
445
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,899
Excuse me, am I
interrupting here?
446
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,801
Not at all.
447
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,570
I would like to get some water.
448
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:33,749
Oh, sure. Help yourself.
449
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:34,805
Thank you.
450
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:37,942
Who's he?
451
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,077
My father. Oh, how nice.
452
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,714
Now. About your lease. Yes, sir.
453
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,949
I'm not going to renew it.
454
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,751
What?
455
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,322
I could make more money if I
turned this place into a parking lot.
456
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,656
Mr. Angelino...
457
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,765
Tripper, you've been in
business a whole year,
458
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,161
and I've seen
nothing but pennies.
459
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,196
But you're getting
10% of the profits.
460
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,432
Peanuts. Not enough to
keep me in peanuts. Ha!
461
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,801
Look, I've worked very hard...
462
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,169
Save your breath, son.
463
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,737
He won't understand.
464
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,241
Probably had everything
handed to him on a silver platter.
465
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,744
Are you kidding? I
started with nothing.
466
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,246
I opened my first
restaurant on a shoestring.
467
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,249
First year I could hardly
keep my head above water.
468
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,995
Oh, just like Jack, huh?
469
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,453
Exactly!
470
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,088
Well, no! No! No,
no! Not exactly.
471
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,023
No, no, no. That's
beside the point.
472
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,938
He's right, son. After all,
473
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,906
if he's going to turn this
place into a parking lot...
474
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,297
I didn't say that. I said
I was thinking about it.
475
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,133
Thinking about it. Don't
put words in my mouth.
476
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,869
Oh, sorry. Sorry? Sorry?
477
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,071
That's the trouble
with you outsiders.
478
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,641
You don't understand...
479
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,977
the problems that
Jack and I face.
480
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,526
I mean, this is a
tough business.
481
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,553
We know what it's like to barely
keep our heads above water.
482
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,055
That's why we
stick by each other.
483
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,823
Right, son?
484
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,226
Through thick and thin.
485
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:07,030
I understand Jack's problems,
and he understands mine.
486
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,332
Right.
487
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,812
And that's why I'm
renewing your lease.
488
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,803
Oh, thank you.
489
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:19,643
And that's why you're
giving me 20% of the profits.
490
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,513
20%? Oh, I knew
you'd understand.
491
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,315
But it's only
supposed to be 10%.
492
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,743
20%, or this is a parking lot.
493
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,719
Gee, I suppose I
could go as high as...
494
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,388
8%.
495
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,725
8%? You're crazy.
496
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,237
Let's forget the whole deal.
497
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,574
That's fine, because
we have other plans.
498
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,830
Well, so have I!
499
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,198
No, no, no. Uh...
500
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,834
Dad, what have you done?
501
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,347
Shh. Give me 10 seconds, son.
502
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:46,737
But you killed the whole deal.
503
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,905
7, 6, 5, 4...
504
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,854
My watch must be a little slow.
505
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,045
All right. 10%.
506
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,225
That's too high.
Take it or leave it.
507
00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:57,249
We'll take it!
508
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,317
I knew you would.
509
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:03,187
Boy, you sure
drive a hard bargain.
510
00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:06,223
That's the secret of my success.
511
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,425
Ha-ha!
512
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:12,696
Congratulations, son.
513
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,633
Thanks to you, I still have a
restaurant and not a parking lot.
514
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,134
Dad, how did you
know he was bluffing?
515
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,503
Instinct, son.
516
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,784
I've been dealing with
guys like that all my life.
517
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,674
What if you were wrong?
518
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,253
You know how to
park cars, don't you?
519
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,211
Ohh...
520
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,457
Boy, it was good to get
back in action again anyway.
521
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:31,215
Something useful to do.
522
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,884
Oh, did I tell you that
my company retired me?
523
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,519
No.
524
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,000
Ah. It must've slipped my mind.
525
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,464
Anyway, I'm going home tomorrow.
526
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,004
There's a new company there,
527
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,873
and they're looking for a
bright, young sales executive.
528
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,364
Sounds just like
you. Thanks, son.
529
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,777
And, Dad... Yes?
530
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,602
Thanks for catching my fly ball.
531
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:56,707
Huh? Oh. Any time, son.
532
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,308
Any time.
533
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,499
Hey, girls. Did my dad call yet?
534
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,435
No. Mm-mm. Oh, darn it.
535
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:16,171
He was gonna let me know how
he made out on that job interview.
536
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,807
Just so long as he's not
calling to give you advice again.
537
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,009
Are you kidding, Janet? After
the way he handled Angelino,
538
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,367
I'll do anything he
says from now on.
539
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:25,402
Now that's our junior!
540
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,708
Hello.
541
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:33,410
Dad, we were just
talking about you.
542
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:35,946
How did the...
He says hi, girls.
543
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,892
Hi! Hi! Hi, Dad.
544
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,282
Listen, how...
545
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,485
He got the job!
546
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:44,154
Yay! Yay! Yay!
547
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,957
Dad, that's fantastic.
Congratulations.
548
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:49,727
Oh, hi, Mom. I didn't know
you were on the extension.
549
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:51,762
Isn't it great... Dad.
550
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:54,831
Dad! No, I told you I don't
want to go through that again.
551
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,333
Dad. Jack. Jack.
552
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:57,682
Remember what you said.
553
00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:59,636
You'd do anything he says.
554
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:03,740
Okay, all right. For Mom.
555
00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,710
♪ Ow Ow Hi diddle dow ♪
556
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,144
♪ There was an old man... ♪
557
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,214
I hate this so much, Dad.
558
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,684
♪ La sa fa ral de ray ♪
559
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,085
Dad!
560
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:41,512
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561
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,785
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