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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Sha-a-a-a-ron ♪
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♪ Ba-a-by ♪
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♪ Sharon, baby ♪
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♪ Sha-aron ♪
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It's open!
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♪ Can you come out tonight? ♪
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Hey, Jack.
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You got the 50 bucks you owe me?
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What ever happened to hello?
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Hello.
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You got the 50 bucks you owe me?
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I really need it, Lar.
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I can see.
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I mean, taking in laundry, Jack?
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Come on.
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I'm just getting ready for
my lunch date with Sharon.
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Sharon Gordon?
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Mercy.
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It took 19 phone calls, but she
finally agreed to go out with me.
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Well, did you tell her
you were a friend of mine?
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Why do you think it
took 19 phone calls?
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You kidding me?
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Have you seen my purse, Jack?
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I'm running so late.
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Terri, it's right
there on the couch.
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Oh. Oh, thanks.
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Wee-ow! Look at that uniform.
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Can I ask you a
medical question?
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Sure, Larry.
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Do you make house calls at all?
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Try the Red Cross, Larry.
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They handle disasters.
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Burn city, Larry! Whoa.
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Burn city!
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Hi, Larry.
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Getting ready for
your big date, huh?
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Oh, I can't wait.
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Jack, I know you are going
to be crazy about this girl.
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Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.
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Hold it.
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I never told her about
my date with Sharon.
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Then who is she talking about?
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Why do I feel like a building
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just before the
wrecking ball hits?
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Okay, now, Jack,
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Agnes is going to be here
to meet you about noon.
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Agnes?
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Boom!
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Yeah.
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You didn't forget, did you?
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Forget what?
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Jack, I told you Agnes is
going to be stopping off here
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on her way back from
Hawaii, remember?
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Agnes? Jack Tripper!
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Oh, that Agnes. Oh, yeah.
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Jack Tripper, so help me,
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if you try to get
out of this, I'll...
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Boom!
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Why is he doing that?
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Tight underwear.
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Look, Janet, suppose...
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Just suppose I
couldn't meet Agnes.
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Uh, would you hate my
guts for the rest of my life?
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What there is left of it.
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I can't wait to meet Agnes.
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Tell me, she doesn't happen
to have a nickname, does she?
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No, Jack, she's just
plain Agnes Platt.
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That's what I figured.
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Good luck, Jack.
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You're really going to
like this girl, I'm telling you.
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I mean, she has
a great personality
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and she's very bright
and she's a lot of fun.
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Woo! Woo!
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Will you get in there
and get dressed?
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She's going to be here
in less than half an hour.
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Can you believe this?
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It takes me two weeks to get
a date with Sharon Gordon,
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and I have to stand her up.
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I'd take Sharon to
lunch for you, Jack,
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but my teeth are still
loose from our last date.
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She's got a left hook
that would drop a moose.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute, Larry.
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You don't have to go
out to lunch with Sharon.
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You can go out to
lunch with Agnes.
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Agnes! Yeah!
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I'm not that hungry.
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Larry, wait a minute.
Larry, just come here.
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Larry, all you have to
do is pretend you're me.
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And then, in a couple of hours,
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Agnes will be on a
plane, she's out of here.
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Everybody's happy.
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Do I look happy?
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Larry, didn't you
hear what Janet said?
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This girl has a
great personality,
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she's a lot of fun,
she's beautiful.
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I didn't hear "beautiful."
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I'm sure it was in
there somewhere.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Great personality, lots of fun.
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In girl-talk that means
she bites the mailman
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and chases cars.
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Larry!
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Larry, let's... please.
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Please? Me, go out with Agnes?
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I'd have to be crazy.
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Suppose I forgot about
the 50 bucks you owe me.
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Call me, Crazy Larry.
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I knew it.
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All right, then, okay.
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It's a deal, but remember,
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you're me, Jack Tripper.
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Don't hit on the girl.
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Hit on Agnes?
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I'd have to charge you extra.
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Larry! All right, all right!
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Don't worry!
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I'll be you.
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It won't be easy.
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I'll have to hold back
about 90% of my charm.
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You usually do.
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Bing-bong.
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"Jack, that must be Agnes."
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"I'll get it."
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Hi, I'm Agnes.
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Mercy!
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Are you Jack Tripper?
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Am I ever! Come in!
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Come in, come in, come in.
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Wah!
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Hey, there.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Isn't it a little early, Jack?
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Yeah, uh, uh, for a
nice cold lemonade?
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Gosh and golly, I make it so
tart, even the pitcher puckers.
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, thanks.
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I'll wait on the lemonade.
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Okay.
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So this is where you live?
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Yeah. Oh, please, sit down.
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You don't have
to sit that far away.
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Oh, yes I do.
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Oh, come on. Sit next to me.
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Janet didn't tell me
you were so shy.
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I'm not.
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She said that you were
a perfect gentleman.
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I am.
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You know, you and I are going
to have a great time together.
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You just name it!
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Oh, no, you decide.
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I'm totally in your hands.
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♪ Sha-a-a-ron ♪
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♪ Ba-a-by ♪
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♪ Ow ♪
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♪ Sharon, baby ♪
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♪ Sha-a-ron ♪
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♪ Can you come out tonight? ♪
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♪ Come, come,
come out ton-i-ght? ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh, yeah ♪
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Hello, Sharon? Sh...
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Hello, Sharon. Hi!
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I know I just left you,
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but I just wanted to call
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and tell you that I
had a great time.
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Jack. Jack Tripper.
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Oh, yes, I knew
you were kidding.
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Ha ha ha!
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Yeah, Sharon, listen,
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I don't know how I'm going to
keep my mind on my work tonight,
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but, yeah, remember, you
haven't been to my bistro.
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You got a standing
invitation any time you want.
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You're welcome to
drop in any time. Uh-huh.
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Well, I'll let you go now,
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but I just wanted
to call and say,
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"Mmm, good-bye."
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Tomorrow?
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All right.
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Bye, Bill.
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Hi, girls. Hi, Jack.
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Oh, did you want
the couch? I'm sorry...
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Well? Well?
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Tell us all about it.
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About what?
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Oh, he's gonna make
us drag it out of him.
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Jack, please. We want to
hear about your date with Agnes.
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Yeah. What did you think of her.
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She's okay.
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I should check my mail.
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Wait.
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What do you mean,
"She was okay"?
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Didn't you think she was pretty?
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Janet, I did you a favor. Okay?
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I took your friend out,
I showed her around,
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and that's it.
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That's it? That's it.
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So let's get on with
our lives, shall we?
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Gee. Jack, I was kinda hopin'
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that the two of you...
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Hello. Agnes?
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Are you calling
from the airport?
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Oh.
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Jack did what?
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You're kidding.
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No. No, he didn't
say one word about it.
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He's just sitting there
like Mr. Innocent, the rat.
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Well, thanks, Agnes.
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And I'm glad you called,
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'cause I wanna see
how's he's gonna
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squirm his way out of this one.
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Yeah. Bye.
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So...
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You thought you'd get
away with it, didn't you?
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Yeah, Jack.
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Get away with what?
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He talked Agnes
into changing planes
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and having dinner
with him tonight.
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He what? He did.
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Jack, come on.
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Honestly, she could not
stop raving about him.
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What did you do to that girl?
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I have to find out.
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Wait, wait. We'll
all find out tonight.
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Oh, yeah? What?
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Yeah, after dinner, Terri and I
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are gonna join you
and Agnes for drinks.
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I think I need my
drink now, actually...
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Larry! Open up!
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Larry!
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Laaa!
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Hi, Jack.
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How did your date with
Sharon go, old buddy?
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Don't you "old buddy" me,
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you low-down,
double-crossing, back-stabbing...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it.
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What did I do?
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Janet just told me what
a wonderful time I had.
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You did, you did.
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But you talked Agnes
into staying another night.
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Why, Larry, why?
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So? We're gonna have
one last evening together.
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What's the problem?
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Janet and Terri
are going to meet
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Agnes and Jack for
drinks after dinner.
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Now, Larry, I want
you to call Agnes
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and cancel the
dinner date, okay?
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Yeah.
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Eh, I don't know
where to reach her.
265
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,253
Where are you meeting
Agnes for dinner?
266
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,355
The best place in town.
267
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,823
My restaurant.
268
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,458
You don't have
a restaurant. I...
269
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,762
Oh, no.
270
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,796
You didn't. You didn't.
271
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,398
I thought you could
use the business.
272
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,068
You idiot. Hey, hey, hey!
273
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,870
If you think it's
so easy being you,
274
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,627
you ought to try it some time.
275
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,143
What?
276
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,144
Look.
277
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,646
This was your idea, remember?
278
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,213
Yeah, I know.
279
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,948
What am I gonna do now?
280
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,451
Just keep Janet and
Terri from showing up.
281
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,586
How do I do that?
282
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,822
I'm supposed to be Jack
Tripper? I'm not that smart.
283
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,024
Larry.
284
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,960
But, if you're
asking Larry Dallas,
285
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,227
I could tell you what to do.
286
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,295
What?
287
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,230
First things first.
288
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,873
All right, all right.
289
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,208
Oh, Terri. I'm so excited.
290
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,178
I can't wait to see Jack
and Agnes together tonight.
291
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,713
I think Jack can wait.
292
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,483
He didn't seem too happy
about us meeting them for drinks.
293
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:54,850
Yeah, I know.
294
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,952
And I bet he tries to
talk us out of it some way.
295
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,409
Yeah.
296
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,657
Hi, girls.
297
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,559
Hi. Hi.
298
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,462
I see you're getting
ready for my date tonight.
299
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,698
We sure are.
300
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,632
That's wonderful. I'll
tell you, Agnes and I
301
00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:12,976
are surely looking
forward to your company.
302
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,409
I wonder who that could be?
303
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,078
Hello. Agnes!
304
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,836
What a surprise!
305
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,384
You what?
306
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,887
You're changing your plans?
You're gonna fly back tonight?
307
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,155
That's a shame.
I was... No, wait!
308
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,925
Larry! The old telephone
bit has not worked
309
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,082
for five years, so knock it off.
310
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,096
What?
311
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,465
I know it was Jack's idea.
312
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,067
Gimme that.
313
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,302
Larry.
314
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,145
Did you really think
you could fool us?
315
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,269
Not really, but it
was worth a shot.
316
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,186
Look, Jack.
317
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,255
If you really want
us to stay away,
318
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,159
why don't you just say so?
319
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,460
Okay. I really want
you to stay away.
320
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,717
Not a chance.
321
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:18,000
You know, Janet, if Jack
wants to be alone with Agnes,
322
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,902
I think we ought to
respect his privacy.
323
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,137
Terri.
324
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:25,141
Yeah, now listen to the
blonde person, Janet.
325
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,045
There's a little sense in there.
326
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,900
But...
327
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,235
Okay.
328
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,604
Okay.
329
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,219
We won't join you for drinks.
330
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,321
Thank you.
331
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,065
Nails. Ah.
332
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,994
I appreciate your courtesy.
By the way, girls, listen,
333
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,729
if you want to watch
me on any other date...
334
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,231
Oh, Jack!
335
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,935
Feel free. Ugh!
336
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,603
Well? What got into you?
337
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,705
No time to talk, Janet.
We have got to get dressed.
338
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,774
Get dressed for what?
339
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,443
Well, we said that we
wouldn't meet them for drinks.
340
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,445
But that doesn't mean
that we can't stop by
341
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,670
our favorite restaurant
for a cup of coffee.
342
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,451
Jack was right, blonde person.
343
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,955
There is a little
sense in there.
344
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,329
Here you go. Enjoy.
345
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,264
I hate to trouble you, but
could we have some water?
346
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,767
Certainly.
347
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,071
Here you are.
348
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,672
Yeah.
349
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,141
Well? This is it.
350
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,342
My gift to the American gourmet.
351
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:35,978
Oh, Jack.
352
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,746
Jack at your service.
353
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,348
Haaah...
354
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,916
Ooh! Ooh! Excuse me...
355
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,986
I'm terribly sorry.
356
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,155
Is his name Jack, too?
357
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,856
Huh? No, no.
358
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,825
Uh, it's Zach.
359
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,728
With a "Z". He's my maitre d'.
360
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,551
Oh, Zach!
361
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,900
Good evening, Mr. Tripper.
362
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,058
Oh, no...
363
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,640
Miss Platt, Zach.
364
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,198
Good evening, Miss Plattzach.
365
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,781
Agnes Platt, Zach.
366
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,016
Ah! Yes, of course.
367
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,817
Yes, well, Mr. Tripper,
368
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,286
I have your table right here.
369
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,088
Here we go. May I... Ah, yes.
370
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,080
Right here. My, my. Yeah.
371
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,266
Unh!
372
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,635
This is a special
occasion, Zach.
373
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,005
So, um, why don't you bring
us something I couldn't afford
374
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,795
if I were just a customer.
375
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,399
May I recommend the
macaroni and cheese?
376
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,515
You may, but I
think we'll have the...
377
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,384
glazed chicken with truffles
378
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,885
and the Beluga caviar.
379
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,754
Oh! That sounds delicious.
380
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,022
Excuse me.
381
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,924
We still haven't
gotten our water.
382
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:57,314
Uhh... Right away, sir.
383
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,331
The glazed chicken
with truffles...
384
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,899
How do you prepare that?
385
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,167
Well, we slap the chicken around
386
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,426
until it has this glazed
look on its face...
387
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,045
Jack...
388
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,146
Look, I'll tell you what.
389
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,280
I'll get you the recipe.
390
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,881
Meanwhile, why don't
you pick a dessert.
391
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,638
An expensive one.
392
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:30,492
Here's your water, sir. Sorry.
393
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,548
Ooh!
394
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,237
Is that it?
395
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,293
Terri?
396
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,074
Uh...
397
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,743
What are you doing here?
398
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,780
Dropping by our favorite
restaurant for a cup of coffee.
399
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:51,881
Coffee? That's right.
400
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,616
With cream and sugar, please.
401
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,080
Okay, but just don't move, okay?
402
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,689
Just get back in
there until I call you.
403
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,124
Nyeh! Get in.
404
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:07,730
Here you go.
405
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,231
You weren't supposed
to come here.
406
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,532
Janet couldn't help herself.
407
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,035
She just wanted to see
you and Agnes together.
408
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,503
Then you'll leave?
409
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,705
Yes, we promise. Okay, good.
410
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,429
Okay.
411
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,813
Agnes.
412
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,369
May I call you Agnes?
413
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,219
Instead of that chicken, I
thought maybe you'd like
414
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:32,855
a dish we call Shrimp Alsace.
415
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,690
Let me tell you
how we prepare it.
416
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:38,660
First, we find the
tenderest shrimps possible.
417
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,962
Just about the size
of a lady's finger,
418
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:44,132
and I personally sample one...
419
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,823
from each order.
420
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:53,609
I wish we could hear
what he's saying.
421
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,176
And for the sauce,
422
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,879
we use only the
reddest tomatoes,
423
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:01,283
like the color of your lips.
424
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,755
How does that sound?
425
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,157
Well, I'll tell you.
426
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,927
Because this is my
friend Jack's restaurant,
427
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,096
I'm not going to make a scene.
428
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,032
But just to let you know
how I feel about being hit on...
429
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,157
Whoaaa... shrimp!
430
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:29,767
Boy, Jack has that
lovesick look, doesn't he?
431
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:35,283
Yeah, I feel kinda
guilty spying on him.
432
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,120
Yeah, me too.
433
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,122
Come on, Terri.
434
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,324
Let's leave the two love
birds alone. Come on.
435
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,048
Come on.
436
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,101
Uh, excuse me, I think
I'll check on your order.
437
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,794
You know you got
real sharp shoes.
438
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,311
Why did you push
me in the kitchen?
439
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,234
You're lucky it wasn't the oven.
440
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,854
Oh, Jack, you really should
say something to your Maitre d'.
441
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,757
While you were
gone, he hit on me.
442
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,659
Up to his old tricks again, huh?
443
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,996
You know, if he didn't
have a wife and six kids,
444
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,297
I'd fire him.
445
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,332
Six kids? Oh, yeah.
446
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:28,025
He keeps hitting on her too.
447
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,241
Janet, I feel funny
about going back in there.
448
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,843
Terri, come on.
449
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,678
Agnes is one of
my very best friends.
450
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,546
And I didn't even
get to speak to her.
451
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,136
Come on.
452
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,043
Oh, my God.
453
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,899
What's going on?
454
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,201
Oh, hi, Janet. What a surprise.
455
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,336
Yeah, you can say
that again, Agnes.
456
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,606
I go and fix you up with
a really wonderful guy
457
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,741
then I walk in here and
I find you making out
458
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,309
with... with... with...
459
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,611
That.
460
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:12,936
That?
461
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,820
I'm so sorry.
462
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,455
If I had known they
were gonna do this,
463
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,291
I'd never gotten you involved.
464
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,125
Oh, no, that's okay.
465
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,761
Jack Tripper!
466
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,863
Yeah?
467
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,365
Sharon! Uh...
468
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:33,369
Whoa!
469
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,004
Why, Sharon, hi.
What're you doing here?
470
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,972
Well, you said
drop in anytime...
471
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,341
Any time but now.
472
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,477
Hold on. He's not Jack.
473
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,711
He's Zack.
474
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,213
Zack?
475
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,248
Yes, tell her, Jack.
476
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,616
Yeah, tell me, Larry.
477
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,618
Larry?
478
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,953
That's right. This is Jack.
479
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,390
You've got Larry.
480
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:59,160
This is the Larry upstairs
that Janet wrote me about?
481
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:00,696
That's the one.
482
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,953
Did she say nice
things about me?
483
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,068
I guess not.
484
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,870
Oh, Agnes.
485
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:10,238
I'm so sorry.
486
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:13,375
I... I guess they must've
changed places on you.
487
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,709
The creeps.
488
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,112
Why would you
do a thing like that?
489
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:20,582
Look, there is a
simple explanation.
490
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:23,151
That's not it.
491
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,353
See, the, um...
492
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,087
Jack Tripper, if
you don't tell me
493
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,256
what's going on around here,
I think I'm gonna get a fast...
494
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,014
No, no, no, no. Easy, easy.
495
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,931
Stay.
496
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,935
All of you have a right
to be mad at me, okay?
497
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:44,539
Listen, I did the wrong
thing for the right reason.
498
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,208
I didn't want to hurt anybody.
499
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:49,611
I even talked my
friend Larry here
500
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,769
into going against
his principles.
501
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,688
I am truly sorry.
502
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:05,583
And I humbly apologize to
each and every one of you.
503
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:10,832
Now, if anyone wants to belt me
504
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,957
just get in line.
505
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:20,097
Me first!
506
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:30,485
I'll see you later, girls.
507
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:33,155
Hey, wait a minute Jack!
Wait! Ho! Whoa, whoa!
508
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,322
Where are you going?
509
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,592
You promised to take
us to the flower show.
510
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:39,127
The the... the flower show?
511
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,862
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot...
512
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,998
It's my mother's birthday today.
513
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,566
Don't give us that.
514
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,267
Of all the lame excuses, Jack.
515
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:49,271
No honest, I'm supposed
to be in San Diego...
516
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,273
Jack Tripper...
517
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,541
Hello?
518
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,109
Oh, mom, listen, I'm on my way.
519
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,477
I was just out the door.
520
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:56,744
The girls...
521
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,047
Listen, you, I am
getting sick and tired
522
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,116
of you and your
stupid phone calls.
523
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,906
What?
524
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:08,623
No, this is Terri.
525
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:11,593
Happy birthday, Mrs. Tripper.
526
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,217
Whoa!
527
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,199
Mom, I'm sorry. I
had no... I don't know.
528
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,101
I'm leaving right now, okay?
529
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:22,085
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