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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Okay. Let me see
if I have this right.
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One bottle of white wine,
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and for the lady,
one coq au vin,
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and for the finest
in French cuisine,
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the gentleman gets
a boeuf en croûte.
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With lots of ketchup.
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Harry, I told you this
was a very chic restaurant.
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Chic? I thought
you said "cheap."
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Dan! I need one coq au
vin and one boeuf en croûte.
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Good evening,
sir. Table for one?
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Yes, please.
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Thank you. Right this...
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Wait a minute!
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You're Patrick Townsend,
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the famous restaurant critic.
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I know.
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Oh, my, my, my, my.
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This is a tremendously
fine pleasure
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to have you in my bistro.
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Sir, right this way at this
table, if you don't mind.
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Thank you. Here you go.
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And here's a menu
for you to look at.
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Take your time. No rush.
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Dan!
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Dan! That is Patrick Townsend.
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Who?
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The food critic from
LA Lifestyle magazine.
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He can make or break
this place with one word,
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so let's make a good
impression, all right?
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Aaya!
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Did you feel that tremor?
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The seismograph
must be going haywire.
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You okay?
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Hot stuff.
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Thank you.
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I'd let that cool.
It's very hot.
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And if you want anything else,
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I'll be at your beck and call.
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Yeah, we'd like some... Not now.
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Well, now, what
would you recommend?
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Uh, well, that's very easy, sir.
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I'd recommend Tripper's
luscious boeuf en croûte.
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It's prepared... Bring it.
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Yes, sir. Right away.
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Dan, I need one boeuf en croûte.
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I just gave you the last one.
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We're all out. You mean...
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Are you nuts! Do
you know who that...
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No. Easy. Take care. Keep calm.
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I can handle this.
No problem. I'm fine.
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We're under construction.
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Uh... ahem...
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Sir, I just... I have a thought
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that you might like
something a little better than...
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No, no, no, forget it.
You sold me on the beef.
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Yes, but I thought
you might be a little...
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Ah-ah-ah.
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Arguing with a customer.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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Never!
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I'm sorry.
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Never arguing at Jack's Bistro.
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The customer always
gets what he wants.
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You haven't touched
the boeuf en croûte.
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Uh, it's still too hot.
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Oh, good. Hey!
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Here you are, sir.
Fastest service in town.
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Hey!
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Why'd you give him my croûte?
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He likes it hot.
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Where's our wine?
Shh! He's eating.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Townsend, you
barely touched your dinner.
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Oh, I, uh, I've had enough.
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Good night. But, sir, I...
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Hey! Slick!
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He hated it. I'm ruined.
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Listen, pal.
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I want my croûte. I want it now.
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Here.
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That guy already
ate off of this.
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Are you kidding?
He barely touched it.
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Two, three bites tops.
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Okay, that does it.
Come on, Melissa.
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What do we owe you?
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Oh, forget it. The meal's on me.
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You got that right, buster.
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Aah!
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Harry!
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Bye, Janet.
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Have a lovely time at
the flower convention.
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Huh? Huh?
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I won't be here in the morning.
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Oh, right, I forgot. You're
working the night shift.
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Yeah, I'll be fighting off
those weirdos all night.
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Oh, the patients
getting violent?
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I'm talking about the doctors.
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Have fun. Okay.
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And you look out
for the weirdos.
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Too late.
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Bye.
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What a strange girl.
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Here are the keys
to the car, Janet.
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Oh, Larry, thank you.
I really appreciate it.
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It sure beats taking
a bus to San Diego.
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Hey, hey, hey, no sacrifice is
too great for a close friend like you.
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Thanks, Lar.
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Let me see, that's
10 cents a mile, right?
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What? Okay, okay.
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Just change the oil, all right?
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Larry!
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Hi, Jack.
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Have a good day, pal?
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Just great, Larry.
My life is over.
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Oh, my. Jack, what happened?
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Oh, Janet, this big-shot
food critic came into my bistro,
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took two bites and walked out.
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Must have had your chicken.
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It's no joke, Larry.
He hated the food.
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He's gonna give the
restaurant a terrible review,
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and I'm gonna
be out of business.
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But that's not fair.
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He didn't even
give you a chance.
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You know what I
really feel bad about?
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I just stood there
and didn't say a word.
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I was speechless.
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Hey. Hey, wait a
second. I got an idea.
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What?
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Why don't you
write him a letter?
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A letter?
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Yeah. Stick it
to him in writing.
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Get it off your chest.
You'll feel better.
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That's a good idea.
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Janet, take a letter.
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No, Jack, come on.
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You'll just antagonize the man.
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What have I got to lose?
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He's already gonna
give me a bad review.
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But, Jack... Janet, type.
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Okay, fine, Jack.
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But I want you to know
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I am totally against this.
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Yeah, okay. I am gonna
give him both barrels.
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Don't hold back, buddy.
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I'm not. Okay.
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My dear Mr. Townsend...
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Hold it. Hold it.
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Why don't you just go out and buy
him some flowers and be done with it?
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Well, how would you do it?
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Allow me.
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Typist...
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The master is at work.
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Please observe.
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You do it, Jack,
with a little finesse.
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Ahem.
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Dear sleaze bucket.
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Sleaze bucket?
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Would you type?
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It is slime like you that
make this world stink.
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Only vermin would take
advantage of their position
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to rob innocent people
of their incomes. Period.
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Here's hoping that
all the scummy things
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you've done to
others... comma...
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Will come back to
you 10 times over.
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Your friend, Jack
Tripper. Today's date.
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Thanks a lot, Larry.
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I'll put it in the mail
tomorrow morning.
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How did you come up
with all the stuff so fast?
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Oh, it was easy.
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I got the same letter down
at the used-car lot today.
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Hello?
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I'll see. Just a minute, please.
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Oh, Jack! Phone!
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Aren't you up
yet? It's after 11:00.
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It is? Did Janet leave already?
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Hours ago, honey. Here, phone.
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Oh, thanks. Hello.
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Mr. Townsend?
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Yes, yes, I'm just calling
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to tell you how much I
enjoyed your food last night.
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I really loved it.
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You loved it?
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But you only took
a couple of bites.
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Well, for really good
food, that's all I need.
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I would have gorged myself,
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but I had three other
restaurants to cover.
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Anyway, I think you're
going to be very happy
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with the review.
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That's wonderful!
Thank you, sir!
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Uh, yes, yes, great!
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Thanks again. Bye!
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Woo! He loved it!
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♪ Boom chocka-locka,
boom chocka-locka ♪
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The letter!
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Jack! What are you doing?
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I left a letter
right here, Terri.
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Oh, that one. I mailed it.
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Y-You mailed it? Oh,
no. What's wrong?
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Terri, listen very carefully.
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I need to get that
letter back right now.
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It's a matter of life and death.
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For whom? For youm.
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Yike!
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I just left it downstairs.
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I don't think that the
postman's come yet, Jack.
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You can live. Thank you.
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Oh, boy, am I glad to see you!
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Really?
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Yes. You see, I mailed
a letter today by mistake.
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Oh. I thought you
were glad to see me.
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What?
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Well, I remember
what it used to be like
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in the old days.
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It was always, "Hi,
Sam. Nice weather, Sam.
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How are you today, Sam?"
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Now it's always, "Hey,
you, I need, I want."
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I know. You're right.
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We do take our postmen
for granted, don't we?
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But I must say you
do a wonderful job.
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Well, thank you.
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What's your name again?
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Sam. Sam! Hi, I'm Jack.
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Hi, Jack.
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Sam, how are you?
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Sam, can I ask you something?
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Oh, anything, Jack.
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Well, you see, I mailed
that letter by mistake.
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Oh, this one? Yeah.
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Say, you've got
nice handwriting.
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Oh, thank you.
Can I have it back?
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No. What?
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Well, this is government
property now.
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What? Sam... Wait a minute, Sam.
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You can't just
walk away like that.
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I thought we were friends.
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Oh, that's right. Thank you.
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So long, Jack.
Nice talking to you.
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I hope a dog bites him.
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It's all over, Terri.
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When Townsend gets
that letter, I'm ruined.
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Oh, Jack, how could you
do such a stupid thing?
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I listened to Larry.
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That's two stupid things.
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Jack, you want to see me?
261
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,517
Yes. Come here.
262
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,051
Larry, Townsend called.
263
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,764
He's gonna give
me a good review.
264
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,766
Hey-hey! What did I tell you?
265
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,902
A nasty letter will do
the trick every time.
266
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,859
No, he didn't
get the letter yet.
267
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,660
He loved my food.
268
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:37,895
He... What?
269
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,965
But when he does
get it, I'm dead.
270
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,600
Oh.
271
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,102
How do you get
yourself into these things?
272
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,504
Larry!
273
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,283
All right, all right.
Don't panic, all right?
274
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,352
You just go down
to Townsend's office
275
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,753
tomorrow morning
when the mail comes,
276
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,556
and get the letter
before he reads it.
277
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,514
You mean break
into his office? Yes.
278
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,048
That's against the law, Larry.
279
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,184
Only if you're caught, Jack.
280
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,819
Forget it.
281
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,699
Okay, okay, forget it.
When they close you down,
282
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,167
you can always
look for another job.
283
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,836
I hear they're
looking for a cook
284
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,337
down at the Burger Nook.
285
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,195
They give you a paper
hat and everything.
286
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,132
Okay, okay, what
have I got to lose?
287
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,834
All right. Tomorrow morning,
288
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,636
we'll go down to
Townsend's office
289
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,971
and we'll get the letter.
290
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,639
We?
291
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,185
That's against the law, pal.
292
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,976
Larry! Larry!
293
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,945
Ah, that Larry! Some friend!
294
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,894
Don't worry, Terri.
We don't need him.
295
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,051
Right.
296
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,453
What do you mean "we"?
297
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,166
Terri, I need you
to distract people
298
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,501
while I get the letter.
299
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,757
I can't do that.
300
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,993
Sure you can. Just be
your gorgeous, sexy self.
301
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,029
I can do that.
302
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,638
Thank you.
303
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,044
LA Lifestyle magazine.
Mr. Townsend's office.
304
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,612
Yes?
305
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,781
Well, I'll have to
check the master file
306
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,750
and call you back later.
307
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,835
Would you get in here, Terri?
308
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,116
Well, I can't help
it, Jack. I'm scared.
309
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,506
Why? There's nobody here yet.
310
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,142
Look at that. The mail is
right on the desk, okay?
311
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,810
It's gonna be a piece of cake.
312
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,547
There is nothing to be
nervous about, all right?
313
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,095
All right.
314
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,753
May I help you? Aah!
315
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,860
He's just a little
bit high strung.
316
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:52,764
Well, I would never
have guessed.
317
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,200
Huh!
318
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,339
Uh, Miss, uh, Fitsimmons, right?
319
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,874
We're here to see Mr. Townsend.
320
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,810
Mr. Townsend won't
be in for a while,
321
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,379
but you can wait if you want to.
322
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,515
She took the mail.
323
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,229
What are we gonna do now?
324
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,186
Come here, Terri.
325
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,022
I got an idea. What
floor are we on?
326
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,957
Third floor, why?
327
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:24,728
Look, you just keep old
snoopy there distracted.
328
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,610
If you think I'm gonna waste
my gorgeous, sexy self on...
329
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,400
Do whatever it takes.
330
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,969
Jack, I... I'm
counting on you, Ter.
331
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,871
You look like you've
been a secretary
332
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,429
for a long, long time.
333
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,034
I beg your pardon.
334
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,735
I didn't mean that long.
335
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,115
I mean, you type youthfully,
336
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,516
and I... I just
meant that, er...
337
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,951
Are you having a nice day?
338
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,774
I was.
339
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,743
I know exactly what you mean.
340
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,078
You know sometimes,
341
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,067
when I'm working
down at the hospital...
342
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,553
Oh, my God!
343
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,155
What?
344
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,425
Uh...
345
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,994
Oh. Your brooch.
346
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,129
Well, what about it?
347
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,630
It's gorgeous.
348
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,299
This piece of junk?
349
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:39,270
Well, in a certain light,
it is rather attractive.
350
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,905
If you like junk.
351
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:10,667
Excuse me.
352
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,185
Aah!
353
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,860
Why-ee!
354
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,277
Ayee!
355
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,205
Good morning, Mr. Townsend.
356
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,595
Mr. Townsend.
357
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,998
Oh, I'm so glad
358
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,801
you're finally here,
Mr. Townsend!
359
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,672
Who are you?
360
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,543
Oh, I'm one of
your biggest fans.
361
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,712
Really? Well, that's
very nice for you.
362
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,647
Look, I really have
a very busy day.
363
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,596
Could you just excuse
me for one moment?
364
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:35,319
Oh! Do you really have
to go into your office
365
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,554
right now?
366
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,193
I'm afraid so!
367
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,834
Miss, uh, Fitsimmons,
where's today's mail?
368
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,572
Where it always
is, on your desk.
369
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,108
No, it isn't.
370
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,546
Then what is that?
371
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,316
Oh.
372
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,251
Oh, right. Well, next time,
373
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,287
be sure to put it
where I can see it.
374
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,333
Yes. I'm going out to lunch.
375
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,589
Right. Well, come back soon,
376
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:15,892
because we have a
very long day ahead of us.
377
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,163
Are you still here?
378
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,798
Oh, yes, I was just
gonna wait for my friend.
379
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:22,800
Good luck.
380
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,369
Thank you. I'll need it.
381
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,151
Terri.
382
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,688
Janet! What are you doing here?
383
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,834
Larry told me what
you two were up to.
384
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,957
Where's Jack?
385
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,292
Well, I'm not really sure,
386
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,461
but I think that he's in
Mr. Townsend's office,
387
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,795
only Townsend doesn't know it.
388
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,631
Oh, no. Oh, Terri. Ooh.
389
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,980
What are you doing?
390
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,168
I'm trying to stop Jack
391
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,680
from making a fool of himself.
392
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,204
Come in.
393
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,141
Yes, may I help you?
394
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,910
Yes, I... I, uh...
395
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,613
I'm Mitzi.
396
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,981
Uh, Mitzi Henderson.
397
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,912
Miss. Miss? Hmm?
398
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,752
I'm over here.
399
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,992
Right. So you
are. There you are.
400
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,061
Well, anyway, uh, I was thinking
401
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,630
of opening up a
restaurant in the L.A. area,
402
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,867
and so, uh, I thought I'd
just come on down here
403
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,536
and, uh, well, you know, uh, uh,
404
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,539
get some tips from
the best in the business.
405
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,408
Well, I'm sorry. I'm
very busy at the moment.
406
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,777
Aah!
407
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,780
Okay, okay, okay.
408
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,117
I could spare one moment.
409
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,585
What can I do for you?
410
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,820
Uh...
411
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,089
um... what...
412
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:56,026
well, uh... now that
you've asked me...
413
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,095
uh...
414
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,097
well... ahem.
415
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,979
Do you know what
I'd like for you to do?
416
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,237
Uh...
417
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:09,139
I don't do that anymore.
418
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,748
I would like you to look...
419
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,318
No, no!
420
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:25,489
At the map and pick a location.
421
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,236
Look at the map? Right.
422
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,759
Oh.
423
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:32,929
At the map. Yeah. Well, uh...
424
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,598
have you ever thought of a spot
425
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,132
right here in Beverly Hills?
426
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,133
No.
427
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,535
Well, why not?
428
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,948
Why not? Why not? Uh...
429
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,305
that, ahem, that's bec...
430
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,008
Because I prefer the coast.
431
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,243
The... The coast? Why?
432
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:49,045
Because the coast is clear!
433
00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,317
Why is everybody shouting at me?
434
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,219
Uh, I'm sorry.
435
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:56,887
I... I... I kind of
lost my head there.
436
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,356
It won't happen again.
437
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:03,661
Terri. Yeah.
438
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,307
I got it. Where is it?
439
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,263
It's gone.
440
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,332
What did you...
441
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,134
On the other hand...
Now, there is a...
442
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:12,636
Miss, Miss, there's a
very nice spot over here.
443
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:13,782
Forget it. Forget it?
444
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,016
I don't really
want a restaurant.
445
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,285
You don't really
want a restaurant.
446
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,953
No, no, I think I'll just, uh,
447
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,388
open up a dress shop instead.
448
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,178
A dress shop.
Marvelous. Wonderful idea.
449
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,613
May I show you the door?
450
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,181
Allow me, please.
This way, quickly.
451
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,882
Right this way.
452
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,484
Hold it!
453
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:33,123
Jack Tripper, what
are you doing here?
454
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,103
Well, I was just crawling
through the neighborhood,
455
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,560
and I thought maybe, uh...
456
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,531
I, uh, believe this is mine.
457
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,744
Yes, sir, but, uh,
but I wrote that letter,
458
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,413
and I just want you to know...
459
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,582
That we've taken enough
of your time for today,
460
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,439
so, uh, well, bye.
Come on, Jack.
461
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,008
No. No, Mitzi, no.
462
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:56,813
I-I'm here to tell you
the whole truth, right?
463
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,550
I didn't mean a word
that's in the letter.
464
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,351
Really?
465
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,053
"Dear Mr. Townsend,
466
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,389
"I really enjoyed serving
you the other night.
467
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,858
"I am a great fan of yours,
468
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,559
"and humbly
respect your opinion.
469
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,962
"I hope you will come
back to Jack's Bistro again
470
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,665
"when you have more time
to savor a really good meal.
471
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,400
Respectfully, Jack Tripper."
472
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,871
So... I left out sleaze bucket.
473
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:26,010
And, uh, you don't
mean a word of this?
474
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:34,185
Well... ha ha ha!
Knowing Jack as I do,
475
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,520
I'm sure that he meant, uh,
476
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,557
that... Well, he
felt guilty about it
477
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,385
because he wouldn't
want you to think
478
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:43,205
that he was trying to
influence your review.
479
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:46,663
Oh, that is so
commendable of you.
480
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,932
Oh, you see?
481
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,601
Now, that shows you
are a man of character.
482
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,281
Well, that's what I thought.
483
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:53,305
Yeah, it's...
484
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,608
Come on, Jack. Let's go.
485
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,709
I'll walk you out.
486
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:01,277
I have to cash this
check across the street.
487
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,113
I got it!
488
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,850
She took my check!
489
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,523
Do you...
490
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,859
Do you know that girl?
491
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:19,207
Uh, I-I've never seen that
woman before in my life.
492
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,164
Me neither.
493
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,610
And as soon as we get home,
494
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,278
we'll send her right
back with your check.
495
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,434
Come along, Mildred.
496
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,148
I'll get it. Okay.
497
00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:39,628
Don't answer that,
Janet. Come on.
498
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,051
Oh, Jack.
499
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,265
Come on. That's no
way to treat a friend.
500
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:46,657
It's just that...
Ah, okay, okay.
501
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,886
But I got to find some
way to get rid of him.
502
00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:53,630
Hi, Jack. Am I late?
503
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:56,267
No, Sam, as usual,
you're right on time.
504
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,267
Good.
505
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,413
Sam, listen...
506
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,848
I know what you're gonna ask,
507
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,238
and I got 'em right here.
508
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:02,718
Oh, you're gonna love my family.
509
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,375
Move over, will you?
510
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,176
Now, this is the Grand Canyon,
511
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,811
oh, and this is my youngest
512
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,547
going to tinkle at
the side of the road.
513
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,694
And there's the station
wagon in the driveway,
514
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:13,984
and there's the sedan
515
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:15,964
before it got hit by
the garbage truck.
516
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:18,422
And this is the
Odasta cemetery plot...
517
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:27,123
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518
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