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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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147.
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233.
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957!
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Come in, it's open.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Angelino.
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Tripper, why aren't you ready?
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They'll be auctioning off
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all the best fixtures
before we get there.
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Hurry up!
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No, I'm sorry.
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I'm just adding up
your monthly profits.
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Take all the time you want, son.
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God, look at that!
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That's more than I've ever made.
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Did you remember
to subtract my rent?
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Rent?
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You don't really need that rent
this month, do you, Mr. Angelino?
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What?
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Well, I saw this beautiful
leather coat in a store window...
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Tripper...
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You're not into
leather, I take it.
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You're joking, aren't you?
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Yes, I am. I confess.
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Well, let me tell
you something, son.
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Never, ever joke about money,
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especially when it's mine.
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Well, it would've
been a great buy.
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Arnie's leather shop is
going out of business.
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Poor guy. He can't
seem to pay his bills.
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"Poor guy?" Don't
feel sorry for him.
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He's only getting
what he deserves.
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Mr. Angelino, how
can you say that?
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It's very simple, Jack.
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If you can't afford...
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Hi, Jack! Oh, hi, Mr. Angelino.
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Shhhhh!
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I am talking.
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Excuse us.
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As I was saying,
Tripper, if you can't afford
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to pay your bills, you
deserve to go out of business.
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You're not taking
into consideration...
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Save your breath!
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You're not gonna change my mind!
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Boy, I gotta tell you,
you are a hard man.
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Thank you.
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Let's go.
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Wait, Jack. Can
we talk about this?
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There isn't any time! Tripper...
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Well.. But, Jack!
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Terri!
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Do you believe
that Mr. Angelino's
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gonna put Jack out of business?
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Yeah. Here, let me take this.
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But Jack's been late
with the rent before.
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Why is Angelino
so tough this time?
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I don't know.
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Gosh, this is awful!
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If Jack needed the money,
why didn't he come to us?
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Oh, I do know that.
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Because Jack's too darn proud.
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Proud of being broke?
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One time, when Jack
was in cooking school,
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he needed money
real badly for school,
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but he wouldn't take it from me.
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He said he would never
take money from friends.
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Well, then how did he get it?
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He sold homemade
cookies door-to-door.
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Must've been an
awful lot of cookies.
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It was. I gained 20 pounds.
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Oh, Janet, we have to help him.
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Yeah. Now, how
much is Jack's rent?
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It's $800 a month. Oh, wow!
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Where are we gonna
get that much money?
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I don't know, Terri!
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Oh, hi, Mr. Furley! Come on in.
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Hi, Janet.
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Hi, Mr. Furley. Hi, Terri.
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Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Hello.
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Hi.
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Well, have you got my rent?
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Oh, sure, Mr. Furley.
I'll go get it.
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Mr. Furley!
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Can we talk to you?
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I'm kind of a hurry.
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Please?
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Mr. Furley, uh...
We're in big trouble.
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Big, big trouble.
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Oh, come on now,
girls. It can't be that bad.
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We can't give you
the rent money.
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It's worse than I thought.
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Mr. Furley, we need a
lot of cash right away.
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And the $500 rent
money would be a big start.
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Well, I'd really like
to help you out, but...
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Thank you,
Mr. Furley! Not so fast!
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I'd like to know exactly
what you need this money for.
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Oh... Um, Mr. Furley,
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can you keep a secret?
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Can I keep a secret?
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I didn't tell anyone about
Mrs. Henderson's wig, did I?
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No, you... Mrs.
Henderson wears a wig?
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She's as bald as an eagle!
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But you didn't hear it from me.
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Okay, what gives? Well...
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Look, Mr. Furley,
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since you've been
so nice about the rent,
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I know when you hear
how worried we are,
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you're gonna want to
give us even more money.
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So, here it is. Stop!
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A secret is a secret!
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Okay, okay.
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Mr. Furley, don't tell Jack
that we need the money,
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because that's a
secret too, okay?
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Gotcha!
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Okay. All right.
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Oh! I almost forgot to
tell you my little secret.
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What?
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If I don't get that rent
by next week, out you go!
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We got $500, Terri.
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That should hold off
Angelino for a while.
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Yeah, but if Jack is too proud
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to take the money, then what?
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We find a way to
give Jack the money
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so he doesn't know it's from us.
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How? I don't know.
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Come in!
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Come in!
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This is ridiculous!
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♪ Big town dealers
sell used cars ♪
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♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪
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♪ For the best
deals 'round by far ♪
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♪ Oh, doo-dah day ♪
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♪ Oh, gonna sell all night ♪
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Oh, hi, girls!
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What's going on?
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What?
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Would you turn that thing off?
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Shh! Shh! It's a contest.
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I can win money.
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Who were the Three Musketeers?
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I know! I know!
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Great!
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Who?
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Larry, Curly and Moe!
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Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!
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Stupid contest.
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Only pays 25 bucks anyway.
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I know a radio contest
that pays 500 bucks.
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Which one?
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The one that broadcasts
from your apartment.
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Huh?
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And Jack's gonna win it!
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You're a genius,
Janet! Thank you!
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Come on, Larry. Let's go! Whoo!
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Come on, Larry!
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What are you waiting for?
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Ring! Ring!
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Oh, Janet, I had no
idea you were that lonely.
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Wait! Wait, wait!
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Jack, uh... uh...
Where are you going?
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Down to the Beagle.
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Oh, well, uh...
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Why do you have to
go down to the Beagle?
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Just to relax.
I'm kind of tense.
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Oh, well, come on over
here and sit down, Jack.
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Come on and uh... um...
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I'll massage your back.
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That's not where I'm tense.
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Jack! It's my neck.
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The back of my neck,
Janet. What'd you think?
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Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Here, sit down here, and I'll...
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I'll rub that. Okay.
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Okay. All right.
Little elbow grease.
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Oh, yeah. Two-handed?
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Oh, that feels so nice!
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I'm glad.
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Janet? Yeah?
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You know what else you could do
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that'd make me feel soooo good?
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Yes?
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Hiyee!
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Larry, what are you waiting for?
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Make the call already!
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Not so fast, Terri!
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If I'm gonna be a disc jockey,
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I gotta warm up first.
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Owww! Hey there,
dudes and broods,
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this is Loud Larry coming at ya
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with the now sounds,
the wild sounds,
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the let's-get-on-down sounds.
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So, let's get down...
Let's get done!
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Maybe he'd rather
have F.M. Larry!
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Now, let's mellow out
with the soothing sounds
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of K-RST: restful
radio, K-R... S...
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Oh, make the call!
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I gotta know!
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Am I hard rock?
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Only from the neck up.
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Dial!
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Dialing.
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Boy, Janet, that's
not what I had in mind.
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I know.
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It's the phone!
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I know. Would you
like to answer it?
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Yes! Certainly,
Jack, I'll get that!
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Hello? It's for you, Jack!
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It's K-L-O-K, K-L-O-K Radio.
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They said that you could win $500
just by answering one simple question.
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You got all that from "Hello?"
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He talks fast.
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Yeah?
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Jack Triper?
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Oh, "Tripper!"
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Hey there, hi there, ho there!
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This is Bull Man Bob
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on K-L-O-K Radio, where
we rock around the clock!
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Would you get to the question?
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Okay, Jack, you can win
Bull Man Bob's big cash prize.
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All you gotta do is
answer one question,
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and the question is...
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What's the question?
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Something easy.
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Gotcha.
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In what year did the last Edsel
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roll off the assembly line?
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He wants to know what
year they made the last Edsel.
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Are you out of your mind?
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I mean, uh...
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I mean...
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Well, sir, that is a
very difficult question.
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Think of your public.
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Would you give me that?
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Sorry, Jack. I lost my head.
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Mr. Bullfrog, I'm very sorry.
She didn't know what she...
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I have a friend... Huh?
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He's gonna ask me another
question. You're wonderful!
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You're wonderful too!
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I know.
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And now, for the
alternate question.
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Ask him something about cooking.
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Like what?
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What do you put in
a chocolate souffle?
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I don't know.
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Ask him!
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What do you put in
a chocolate souffle?
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A cooking question.
It's a cooking question!
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He doesn't know
who's he talking to!
263
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,827
Though there are
local variations,
264
00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,895
most chocolate souffles
265
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,709
can be prepared with butter,
266
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:10,167
eggs, sugar, milk, corn starch,
267
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,770
and, you guessed it, chocolate.
268
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,874
I win $500!
269
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,517
Terri, I cannot believe it!
270
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,319
They asked me a
cooking question!
271
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,698
Somebody up there likes me.
272
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,756
500 bucks!
273
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,003
Gee, I wonder when
it's gonna get here.
274
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,027
I don't know.
275
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,394
I'll get it!
276
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,730
What? What?
277
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:40,876
The door.
278
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,734
I didn't hear anything.
279
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,947
Uh, Terri, didn't
you hear the door?
280
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,404
You mean the doorbell?
281
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,616
Yeah, that's it!
282
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,407
See, Jack, I'm right here.
283
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,741
Hello?
284
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,209
Jack Tripper?
285
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,639
Oh, I'll give it to
him. Thanks a lot!
286
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,847
Who was that?
287
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,894
It was a delivery boy
bringing your money.
288
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,985
500 bucks... Look at that!
289
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,354
Oh, it couldn't have
come at a better time.
290
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,002
Is there something special
that you're gonna do with it?
291
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,758
You bet there is. Right now.
292
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,227
Excuse me.
293
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,868
Terri, what do you think
could be keeping Jack?
294
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:18,978
Would you relax, Janet?
295
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,772
Everything's okay now.
296
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,540
Yeah, right. Right.
297
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,542
It's just that I
can't wait to hear
298
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,355
what Angelino had
to say when Jack
299
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,124
dumped all that
money in his lap.
300
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,981
Whoo! Boom-chicka!
301
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:35,719
Chicka-boom-chicka-boom-chicka-
Boom!
302
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:40,157
Chick-gung-chick-gong,
Chick-gung-chick-gong.
303
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,760
Boom, boom, ow, chicka...
304
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,310
What do you think, mama?
305
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,233
Where did you get it?
306
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,236
I bought it, with
the money I won.
307
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,242
Jack, you...
308
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,156
You spent all of that
money on a coat?
309
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,347
Well, yeah, I know
it's a little extravagant,
310
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,027
but you only live once, right?
311
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:08,052
That is once too
often for some people.
312
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:10,688
Jack!
313
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:14,726
You're... You're unbelievable!
314
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,265
Gee, it's a good thing
I didn't buy the hat.
315
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,753
Janet! Terri! Will
you open this...
316
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,412
Talk to me, at least.
317
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,147
Do you want to listen to him?
318
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,256
No.
319
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,061
Why don't we go to the Beagle?
320
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,096
I'd rather be any
place than here. Good.
321
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,553
What is it with you guys?
322
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,622
Thank you.
323
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,323
I'm sorry you
don't like the coat.
324
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,825
It's not the coat.
It's the skunk inside.
325
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,797
I thought it was rabbit.
326
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:57,813
Jack!
327
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,548
I hear you came into some money.
328
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:03,173
Yeah, there was this
radio contest I won, Larry.
329
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,875
You don't say! No.
330
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,956
What did you think of the D.J.?
331
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,579
The D.J.? Not much.
332
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,582
He's just another one of those
loudmouth guys trying to sound cool.
333
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,451
Listen to this.
They gave me 500...
334
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,988
"Trying" to sound cool?
335
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,423
Yeah. You know the type.
336
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,825
"Hey, guys and gals,
get down, get funky!"
337
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,127
Come on. Get serious.
338
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,199
Jack, I'm sure that
D.J. was trying to do
339
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,766
the best damn job he could!
340
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,004
Well, he sounded phony to me.
341
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,552
Oh, yeah? Do you think
you could do any better?
342
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,741
Anybody could.
343
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,343
Larry, this guy was so bad...
344
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,123
All right, let's just
change the subject!
345
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,059
He stunk! Jack, can it, please!
346
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,415
All right.
347
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,850
Anyway, look, Lar.
348
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,619
I took the money and
I went down to Arnie's
349
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,822
and I bought me Mr. Coat.
350
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,739
You blew it all on that? Yeah.
351
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,796
That's shabby, Jack.
352
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,132
Real shabby.
353
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,336
Ralph. Lawrence.
354
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,842
Doesn't anybody like this coat?
355
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,277
I love it!
356
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,147
Boy, those are
my kind of threads!
357
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:20,118
Oh, my God!
358
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:24,288
No wonder they hate it.
359
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,400
Who hates it?
360
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,624
The girls.
361
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,160
Oh, I wouldn't pay
much attention to them.
362
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,963
It's hard to be chipper
when you're worried sick.
363
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,442
What? Woops!
364
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,232
Well, I gotta be off!
365
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,580
Wait a minute!
Mr. Furley, wait! Hold on!
366
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,869
What do you mean?
367
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,505
What are the girls
worried sick about?
368
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,552
Uh... uh... It's a secret, Jack,
369
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,976
and when it comes to secrets...
370
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,147
Mr. Furley, come on!
371
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,817
Now, I didn't tell you about
Mrs. Henderson's wig, did I?
372
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,818
No, you... Mrs.
Henderson wears a wig?
373
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,932
She's as bald as an eagle!
374
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,222
Would you never mind that?
375
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,957
What about Janet and Terri?
376
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,292
I'm sorry, Jack.
377
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,894
I promised I wouldn't
tell you they need money.
378
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,730
Oops, again!
379
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,831
They need money?
380
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,378
Not so loud! They'll hear you.
381
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,602
They're not here. They're
down at the Regal Beagle,
382
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,604
probably trying to forget
that they need money,
383
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,139
which I should have given them
384
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,209
instead of blowing it
all on this stupid coat.
385
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,911
No wonder they're so mad at me.
386
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,879
I gotta do something
to help 'em out!
387
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,327
I did my part. I told 'em they
could hold off on the rent.
388
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,984
The rent! That's it!
Thanks, Mr. Furley.
389
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,687
But I gotta have it by...
Yeah, you'll have the rent.
390
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,455
Right. Okay.
391
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,823
Boy, I hope he's home.
392
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,195
Please be there.
393
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,529
Ah, Mr. Angelino!
394
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,299
Hi, this is Jack.
395
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,468
Listen, I'm so sorry to
bother a busy man like you
396
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,704
with such a little
thing like this,
397
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,673
but, um... well, uh...
398
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,775
I won't be able to pay
my rent on time this month.
399
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,224
What do you mean you won't
be able to pay your rent on time?
400
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,492
Mr. Ange... uh...
401
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,993
Oh, I'm so happy you understand!
402
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,184
I'd love to chat, but
there's a big emergency.
403
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,893
I gotta go to the
Beagle right now. Bye!
404
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,695
Okay.
405
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,501
You know, I still
can't believe that
406
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,471
Jack would get himself
into so much trouble.
407
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,517
Jack? Terri, what about us?
408
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,286
We have no money for the rent.
409
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,777
Yeah. God, we've got to
get that money somewhere!
410
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,824
I know. We gotta
get that money fast.
411
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,048
Hi, girls. That'll be three...
412
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,382
Let me pick this up.
413
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,051
Jack, we pay our own way!
414
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,831
My treat, 'cause... Jack!
415
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:39,235
We wouldn't take money from you
if you were the last man on Earth.
416
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,237
If I were the last man on Earth,
417
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,328
I'd be too busy to give
you money, I'll tell you that.
418
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,397
Jack... Yeah?
419
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,399
Get lost. Here, Dee Dee.
420
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,666
Oh, Janet, look!
421
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,815
Excuse me, I think
you dropped something.
422
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,206
No, this isn't mine.
423
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,385
Huh? Here, Dee Dee.
424
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,153
Could you throw
that away for me?
425
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,556
Sure. Throw it...
Excuse me, Dee Dee!
426
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,613
I'll throw it away for you.
You've got so much to do.
427
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,717
Thank you.
428
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,585
Jack, kind of low, huh?
429
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,520
Yeah, I am, Mike. Fill me up.
430
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,589
I'll take a beer.
431
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,658
And a... pen.
432
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,603
Most people just tell
me their problems.
433
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,076
Then he thinks he can
buy us off with a drink!
434
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,711
Yeah.
435
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,780
Hi, again.
436
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,292
Jack, I thought we told you...
437
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,316
Janet, say nothing!
438
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,561
Just listen. What?
439
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,819
Now, girls, I can
understand that you're mad
440
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,389
because I've been mad myself.
441
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,324
I don't remember when.
442
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:48,792
I don't remember how.
443
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,294
I don't remember who or why.
444
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,462
I just remember...
445
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,375
Actually, I don't
even remember that.
446
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,901
I don't remember anything!
447
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,080
What is all this
remembering stuff?
448
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,104
Forget it.
449
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,005
Jack, you are not
making any sense.
450
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,541
Well, you know why?
'Cause my mind is so muddled.
451
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,010
I have this head cold.
452
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,178
Aah! Oh, Jack!
453
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,259
That's embarrassing. Stop that!
454
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,394
I'm so sorry, Janet.
I need a Kleenex.
455
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,096
Do you have one in your purse?
456
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,819
Oh, I think I have one here.
457
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,555
No, I was asking... Here we go.
458
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,268
No, this is all wrinkled
and moist. I don't want that.
459
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,193
Janet, do you have one of...
Janet's are the easier ones.
460
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,040
Jack, honestly,
you're being ridiculous.
461
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,463
Here you go.
462
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,810
I went through that one
quick. I need another.
463
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,445
Do you have another one, Janet?
464
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,180
No, that's the only one I had!
465
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,182
Just look! Would you
look in your purse?
466
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,846
I think I saw one there.
467
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,686
You are just
impossible. It's not there!
468
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,788
It's not in here!
Jack, no! Don't!
469
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,279
Jack! Oh, no!
I'll be right back.
470
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,360
Have I had any
calls, Mike? Nope.
471
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,763
Oh, shoot. I was supposed
to meet Pete and he's late.
472
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,264
Hey! Hey! Oh, excuse me!
473
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,988
Oh, I'm sorry! No, no, no, no!
474
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,758
I just... I'm sorry. I accidentally
dropped this in your purse.
475
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,026
Oh, yeah?
476
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,527
No, could I... "You
don't know me,
477
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,097
but I'm very rich."
478
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,899
Yeah. It's me.
479
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,700
Well, hello.
480
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,002
Oh...
481
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:07,838
Hi. Listen, Miss, uh, Miss...
482
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,385
Oh, you can call me Lola.
483
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,109
Miss Lola, I just need
to talk to you a second.
484
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,378
Shh, shh, shh.
485
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,179
"So please take this.
486
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,615
You need it more than I do."
487
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,849
Oh, you don't understand.
488
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,629
You see, the thing
is... How sweet!
489
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,631
You see those two
girls... Oh, my God!
490
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,022
Oh, my God, no,
no. Get a load of this!
491
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,291
No, you see... Oh! Can I...
492
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,027
You angel! No, it's just...
493
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:33,797
Hey!
494
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,012
What are you doing with my girl?
495
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,036
Nothing!
496
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,351
Pete! Pete, look!
497
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,152
Where did you get this?
498
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,408
Don't say! Don't say!
499
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,357
He gave it to me. Holy cow.
500
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,426
Wait outside. Thank you.
501
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,383
Not you!
502
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,587
Nice meeting
you. It's a pleasure.
503
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,489
Uh... I never...
504
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,469
And you're not going to either!
505
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,970
Who do you think you are,
506
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,805
giving money to an
innocent young girl?
507
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,307
There's a law against that.
508
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,396
Easy, Big Time.
509
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,333
Keep your money, you pervert!
510
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:26,083
Jack, for your next
date, I'd suggest flowers
511
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,362
or maybe champagne.
512
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,418
Mr. Furley!
513
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,720
Jack, this really beats all!
514
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,723
Now you just want
to give your money
515
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,592
to the first pretty
woman you see?
516
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,561
That was a woman?
517
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,200
I didn't want to give the
money to a pretty woman,
518
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:44,668
I wanted to give it you!
519
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:46,036
What?
520
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,005
We don't want your money, Jack!
521
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,539
Use it to pay your rent!
522
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,920
Now that's a good idea!
523
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,054
You said it!
524
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,612
Hey, that's the rent!
525
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,680
I know.
526
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,447
Well, you can't take that!
527
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,350
Why not?
528
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,898
Well, I can't think of a
good reason why not, but...
529
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:05,534
Thanks for paying
in cash, Tripper.
530
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,402
That's just the way I like it.
531
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,604
Mr. Angelino, could I
speak to you for just...
532
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,061
Wait! Oh...
533
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,064
Well, I hope you're
satisfied, Jack.
534
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,134
You nearly lost your
business over a dumb coat.
535
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:19,236
What are you talking about?
536
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:22,773
I bought that coat with the
money I won from Bull Man Bob.
537
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,140
You mean Bull Man Larry.
538
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:28,278
"Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
539
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,247
What do mean, Larry?
540
00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:32,583
Well, we faked the
whole contest, Jack,
541
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,396
'cause we knew that
you needed money
542
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,353
and you would
never take it from us.
543
00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:39,023
I didn't need money. You do!
544
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,091
Huh?
545
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,966
What idiot told you that?
546
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,432
It slipped out.
547
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:53,070
So you didn't need the
rent for Mr. Angelino?
548
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:54,138
No!
549
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,305
And you didn't need...
550
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,374
No, we didn't.
551
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:57,674
Then nobody needed money?
552
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,510
I need money! Where's my rent?
553
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,280
Um... We gave it to Jack.
554
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,682
And I used it to buy that coat.
555
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:08,418
Where's that leave me?
Empty-handed, huh?
556
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:11,388
Hang on a second, Mr. Furley.
557
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,635
Working together...
558
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,860
Look at this, Mr. Furley!
559
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,128
There's your rent!
560
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:21,265
You expect me to take
this coat instead of $500?
561
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,611
That's ridiculous!
562
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,167
Hi, Ralphie.
563
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:27,837
Ooh, you look so
cute in that coat!
564
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,474
Well, thank you.
565
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:32,120
Mr. Furley, about the rent...
566
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,264
Forget the rent.
I'll take the coat.
567
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,480
Oh, Dee Dee...
568
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,623
It's open!
569
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:46,891
Still raining?
570
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,004
Jack... No, it's stopped.
571
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,605
Hey, you got a big problem.
572
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:51,761
What?
573
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,064
I just ran into Furley.
He's madder than hell.
574
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,065
About what?
575
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,045
About the rent. He
says you gypped him.
576
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,703
Oh, that's ridiculous.
We made a fair exchange.
577
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,439
My coat for the rent.
He got a good deal.
578
00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:04,085
Yeah, well, he doesn't think so.
579
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,287
Open up!
580
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,311
You know what
Furley's trouble is?
581
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:11,081
He doesn't know good
quality when he sees it.
582
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:24,020
Closed-Captioned By J.R.
Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
583
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,996
♪♪
584
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,617
Three's Company was videotaped
585
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,619
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