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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Jack! Jack, open the door!
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Coming.
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Come on, Jack! Hurry up!
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Jack!
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Yeah! Open the door!
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Oh, my... Uhh!
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Oh, my new espresso machine!
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Jack. Yeah?
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God, I really appreciate you
girls picking this up for me.
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It must weigh a ton. Aah! Jack!
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Where do you want us to put it?
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Uh, let's see here.
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Over there. That might be good.
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Over here? That'd be perfect.
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Just perfect.
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Oh!
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Don't you think
that'll look nice?
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Oh, yeah. Perfect. Hold it!
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What do you think
we're doing, you jerk?
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Uh... OK, go ahead.
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All right.
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No, maybe not.
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Will you make up your mind?
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Well, where do you
think I should put it?
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You don't want to know.
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Well, if you're gonna
get cranky about it,
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why don't you just
put it in the kitchen
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till I decide where
it goes. Okay.
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Okay. In the kitchen.
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Hang on a second.
This would be good.
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Forget it! Grrr!
Let's try it here.
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1, 2, 3! Oh!
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Do you have any idea
how heavy this thing is?
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I never realized how
strong you girls were.
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What did you put in this?
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Dirty dishes. Ha ha ha ha!
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Janet, would you
see who's at the door?
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Sure, Jack.
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Was it really, really good?
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Um, hello.
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Oh, hi.
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Is there anything
I can do for you?
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Well, there sure is, but is it
okay if we take a rain check?
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What?
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Oh! I'm looking
for Jack Tripper.
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Oh! Oh, Jack's
out in the kitchen,
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but he's kind of busy. Shh! Shh!
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Shh! I got it.
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Um... Shh!
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Shh! Shh!
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Ten-hut!
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Ow!
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Gotcha!
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Bill! Bill Martin!
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In person.
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I can't believe it!
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Look! You haven't changed a bit!
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See that? You,
you're still a klutz.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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It's good to see you again.
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I know. It's been
years, old buddy!
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God, I can't believe it. Can you
believe he'd just show up like this?
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No, not in a
million... Who is he?
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Who is he? This is Bill Martin.
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We were cooks
together in the Navy.
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This man is responsible for
making me what I am today.
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Ah! So you came
down to apologize?
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Ha ha! Of course, that's Janet.
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Who would ever think
that such a little munchkin
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could have such a big
sense of humor, huh?
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How do you do?
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Hello.
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And this here is my
other roommate Terri.
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Hi, sailor. New in town?
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2 gorgeous roommates?
I'm impressed, Jack.
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Well, you know,
not really gorgeous.
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Terri, don't argue.
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All right.
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Well, Bill, are you
here on a visit?
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Well, actually, I'm
thinking of moving down,
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so I thought I'd look
up my old buddy.
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Man, I'm glad you did.
You got a place to stay?
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No, not yet. Well, you do now.
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You're staying at our apartment,
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and I won't hear any arguments.
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Will I?
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Not from these
two gorgeous girls.
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Well, hey, thanks.
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We got a lot of catching
up to do, old buddy.
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Oh, you said it.
Let's go out here.
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Hey, guys? Hey, guys?
Hey! How about us?
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I'm sorry. You gotta forgive us.
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A couple of old Navy
buddies getting together,
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we must seem a little rude.
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Oh, that's OK, Bill. We
were just on our way.
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Really. Yeah.
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Any time Jack starts
talking about the Navy,
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Terri and I get
seasick. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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See ya. Goodbye.
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Sit down, sit down.
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, Bill!
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You know, I will never forget
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the way you breezed
through boot camp.
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You know that? You never,
ever had to wait in line.
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You never stood watch.
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You were always
getting shore leave.
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How'd you manage to do that?
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Charm, Jack, pure
charm. Yeah, right.
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I remember how you charmed
me out of that cute little waitress.
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Moi? Ja.
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So how come you're
moving to L.A.?
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Actually, I'm looking for a job.
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Well, that shouldn't be
hard, a good cook like you.
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Well, I don't know. I've
been looking 4 months now.
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4 months? Yeah.
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Listen, Bill. Would
you like to work for me?
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Oh, now, look, Jack. I didn't
come here expecting any...
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No, no, no. I know that,
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but I need a good assistant.
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You'd be a great help until
you find something better.
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You got yourself a cook.
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Working with me, like old times!
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I'll say. Great!
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This is not bad, Jack.
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Where did you get all the
money to buy this place?
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Uh, well, I have to confess.
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It's not exactly all mine.
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It belongs to a guy
named Angelino.
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I have to pay him rent
and then part of the profits.
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What kind of guy is he?
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Who, Angelino?
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Well, he's like a, you know,
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a good old dog.
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You throw him a bone
and he'll leave you alone.
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Woof!
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Mr. Angelino here.
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I got last month's
bone here, Tripper.
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A little less meat
on it than I expected.
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Well, sir... Who's
he? I'm Bill Martin.
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He's my new assistant. We were
in the Navy together, and Bill...
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Who cares?
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I want to talk to you.
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I think he likes you, Bill.
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Some problem
with the rent check?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Nothing
wrong with the rent check.
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But where are the profits?
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Well, there aren't any
profits this month, sir.
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No profits?
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Uh, see...
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Tripper. Son, what you
need is a little incentive,
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and I'm going to give it to you.
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Thank you, sir.
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If you don't start
making more money,
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I'm not going to
renew your lease.
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Excuse me, sir. I
couldn't help overhearing
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what you said to Jack.
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You know, Jack has been
under a lot of pressure.
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Are you making excuses for him?
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Oh, no, sir. I don't have to.
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See, Jack was the best cook
we had at our Naval Base.
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Yeah. Navy cooks don't
have to worry about business.
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Oh, now, with all
due respect, sir,
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you're wrong about that.
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When I was handling all the business
at the mess hall, I remember that...
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You handled the business?
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Yeah. Oh.
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I even got a citation.
But I remember...
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A citation for what?
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Running the most cost-efficient
mess hall on the west coast.
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Look. Getting back to Jack...
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Cost efficiency! That's
what we need here!
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Well, that's why I
offered to help Jack out.
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You offered?
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I thought he hired you.
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Well, if Jack wants
to put it that way.
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Look, all I know is,
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this place could be a gold mine.
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Oh, I agree.
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Heh heh! I agree!
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Well, I certainly hope
Jack knows how lucky he is
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to have a friend like you.
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Oh.
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Welcome aboard, son. Hmm?
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Oh, hi, Bill. Where's Jack?
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Oh, hi, Janet.
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Well, he had a
couple errands to run.
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Oh. Hey, Bill,
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Jack has really enjoyed
having you around this week.
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Oh, yeah? Well, how about you?
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What about me?
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Well, have you enjoyed
having me around?
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Oh! Oh, sure! Oh, of course.
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Good. 'Cause I enjoyed
being around you.
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What?
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Well... Oh, Bill,
come on. Ow! Whoo!
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Oh, Janet!
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Jack.
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Listen, I didn't
mean to interrupt.
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I can come back
later. Excuse me.
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Just don't wear him out. He's got
a lot of hard work to do tomorrow.
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You gotta forgive her, Bill.
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She hits on all my help.
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I don't know what it is.
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She's just crazed sometimes.
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Oh!
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Janet. Janet!
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I'm kidding!
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Janet! Oh, look at this.
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Come on. Would you stop that?
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Can't you take a...
would you get that for me?
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Hey, Janet, believe
me. I'm just joking.
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Hello.
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Bill?
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Billy boy?
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Son, this is Mr. Angelino.
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I'm down here at the restaurant
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and Jack seems to
have closed a little early.
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Is he there?
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Yeah. Just a minute. Jack.
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Janet. Come on, Ja...
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I do not speak to
male chauvinist pigs.
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Janet.
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Can you hang on a minute?
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Janet, will you come on?
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Janet!
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Look, Jack's got his
hands full at the moment.
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Can I take a message?
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Yeah, yeah. Would you tell him
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that some very
good friends of mine,
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the Carmichaels, are in town,
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and I'm going to be bringing
them here for lunch tomorrow.
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Oh, a reunion, huh?
Well, that's nice.
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It's no reunion. Actually,
it's a rather sad occasion.
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Their Uncle George just died.
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We'll be coming to the
restaurant straight from the funeral.
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Oh, a funeral.
Well, I understand.
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Well, I'll have Jack
prepare a very special lunch.
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Well, thank you, sir. I
appreciate the compliment.
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Goodbye.
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Okay, I give up. I give up.
258
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Relax. Sorry about Janet.
259
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,362
Oh, don't worry about
that. She'll get over it.
260
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,597
Who was on the phone?
261
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,565
Uh, Mr. Angelino.
262
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,012
He's bringing some
friends over to the restaurant
263
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:37,968
for lunch tomorrow,
264
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,171
and he wants it
to be very special.
265
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,507
What is it? Some sort of party?
266
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:46,945
Party? Yeah, yeah. I'd say that.
267
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,058
I mean, if you fell
into a million dollars,
268
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,014
wouldn't you celebrate?
269
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,149
A million dollars?
270
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:55,886
Yeah. It seems their Uncle
George is retiring to Florida
271
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,934
and he's leaving them
the entire business.
272
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,758
Boy, that calls for
a party, all right.
273
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,238
Yeah. Well, they're
seeing him off at the airport
274
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,173
and then coming
over to your restaurant.
275
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,064
Well, if Mr. Angelino
wants a celebration,
276
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,343
that's what we'll
give him, right, Bill?
277
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,544
Anything you say, Jack.
278
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,067
Man, I'll make a great lunch,
279
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,804
and I'll have a few surprises.
280
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,906
It'll be fun!
Mr. Angelino will love it!
281
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,708
I can hardly wait to
see the look on his face.
282
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:22,947
Neither can I,
Jack. Neither can I.
283
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,890
Here you go. Enjoy your lunch.
284
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,513
Hey, Bill. Yeah.
285
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,639
When are they
coming from the airport?
286
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:39,142
Relax, Jack. Not for
another 15 minutes.
287
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,132
I can't wait!
288
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,075
That funeral took
so much out of me.
289
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,510
Oh, and I'm sure
a nice, quiet lunch
290
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,090
will make you feel much better.
291
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,046
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
292
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,559
Ah, here he is. Jack Tripper,
293
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,727
I'd like you to meet
Mr. and Mrs. Carmichael.
294
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,084
Hi. You're early.
295
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,498
What'd you do, just drop
your uncle off at the gate?
296
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,588
What?
297
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,891
Well, I don't blame you.
298
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,604
There's no sense in
sitting around there,
299
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,308
holding his hand, is there?
300
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,831
Tripper, do you feel all right?
301
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,177
Never better. How
are you feeling?
302
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,168
Would you just
show us to our table?
303
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,215
Right this way.
All laid out for you.
304
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,439
Madam, if you please.
305
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,756
What is this? Oh, you know.
306
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,024
You know. These go...
307
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,480
Oh!
308
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,160
And then you have
one, too, Mr. Angelino.
309
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,631
They can be a little corny,
but they're scads of fun.
310
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,699
You know, double your pleasure.
311
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,601
Look at that.
312
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,674
Well, now you've got 'em dirty.
313
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,243
Listen, I'll get
your menus, okay?
314
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,145
Enjoy your jellybeans. Hang on.
315
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,603
Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm
sure there is some explanation.
316
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,138
It doesn't matter.
317
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,540
Here you are, ma'am.
318
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,676
Is she all right?
319
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,646
It's Uncle George.
She's lost without him.
320
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,214
We all are.
321
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,850
Oh. Well, maybe
you can join him.
322
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:06,919
What?
323
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,787
He didn't mean that!
324
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,188
Yes, I did. I sure did.
325
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,635
You know, I mean,
I mean, you know,
326
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,470
I've heard it's a lot
of fun down there
327
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,705
if you can stand the heat.
328
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:16,809
Oh!
329
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,474
Oh!
330
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,432
Oh... oh... Oh!
331
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,967
It was just a thought.
332
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,116
It's all right, it's all right.
Excuse me for living.
333
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:30,941
How's it going?
334
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,088
Terrible! A bunch
of stiffs out there.
335
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,780
Hi!
336
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,749
You're just in time. Get ready.
337
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,018
Things are gonna liven up now.
338
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:43,454
Telegram! Telegram
for the Carmichael party!
339
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,655
What?
340
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,724
This'll kill ya.
341
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:54,665
To some very happy people
on a very special occasion.
342
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:58,136
♪ Oh, Uncle George
is on his way ♪
343
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,504
♪ Hip, hip, hip hooray ♪
344
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,173
♪ Going down to
where he'll stay ♪
345
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,777
♪ On this happy day ♪
346
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,278
Everybody!
347
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,615
What is going on here?
348
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,283
I've had enough!
349
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,084
Come on, Warren. We are leaving.
350
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:16,321
Oh, no, no! Marilyn! Warren!
351
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,357
No, please! Please wait!
352
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,359
Tripper... ♪ Oh, happy day ♪
353
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,128
Will you shut up?
354
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:33,270
Tripper, I think you and
I should have a little talk.
355
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,183
Good, because I have
no idea what's going on.
356
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,807
In the kitchen!
357
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,548
Some people just don't
appreciate real talent!
358
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,098
I don't know what's
wrong with your friends.
359
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,456
They act like somebody died.
360
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,625
Somebody did.
361
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,538
Well, that's still no
reason why they c...
362
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,329
C-c-c... What?
363
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,399
They just came from a funeral!
364
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:07,438
Oh, no. I thought it was
a party, Mr. Angelino.
365
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,806
A party? A party?
366
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,509
Well, I...
367
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,045
Bill is right. You are
under a lot of pressure.
368
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,924
Bill is the one who
told me about it.
369
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,726
Oh, so now you're gonna
start blaming your friend
370
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,350
after he stood up for you?
371
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,830
Oh, you should be
ashamed of yourself!
372
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:21,786
Ashamed of myself?
373
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:22,787
Ashamed!
374
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,489
I talked to the Carmichaels.
375
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,123
Everything is fine now.
376
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:30,428
Oh, that's wonderful!
How did you do it?
377
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,864
Oh, I don't know. I guess I
just have a way with people.
378
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,701
Well, thank God
somebody around here does.
379
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,604
Tripper, I've decided
to renew your lease.
380
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,605
Oh, good.
381
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,606
On one condition.
382
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,686
Condition?
383
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,143
I want you to make
Bill here your partner.
384
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,245
What?
385
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,015
You heard me. No
Bill, no restaurant.
386
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,718
I'll be by your apartment
around 4 with the new lease.
387
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,804
You planned this whole thing.
388
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:02,972
Jack, look. I know
how this looks.
389
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,606
After Angelino comes over,
390
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,870
I want you to pack your things
and get out of my apartment!
391
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,974
And Angelino said he
won't renew my lease
392
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,143
unless I make Bill my partner.
393
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,544
That's terrible!
394
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,879
Yeah.
395
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,592
Jack, what are you gonna do?
396
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,648
I don't know.
397
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,384
Why couldn't I see
how greedy he was?
398
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,198
I guess I'm just stupid.
399
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,588
That's it.
400
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,696
You don't have to rub it in.
401
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,037
No, no, no. I'm not, Jack.
402
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,261
Greed. Greed is the answer.
403
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,563
What's the question?
404
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,936
A greedy person like Bill is not
gonna settle for being your partner
405
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,716
if he thinks he can
get something better.
406
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,140
I don't understand.
407
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,420
Well, all we have to do is
get somebody to con him
408
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,177
the same way he conned you.
409
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,656
That's a wonderful idea, Janet!
410
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,680
Thanks, Ter. The only thing is,
411
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,782
we gotta get someone
who is sneaky
412
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,117
and underhanded.
413
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,354
Tricky, deceitful,
and conniving.
414
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,742
Larry! Larry! Larry!
415
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,733
Jack! Jack, that's
probably Bill.
416
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,134
Yeah, right. Wait.
417
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,314
You know what you're supposed
to do, so make it look good.
418
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,738
Right, Janet. Relax. I've
got everything under control.
419
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,574
Ooh!
420
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,809
Starting now.
421
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:29,881
Bill.
422
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,627
Jack, I thought we could
just talk this whole thing over.
423
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:35,464
Why don't you just get in there and
get your stuff and get out of here, okay?
424
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,620
Well, listen, Jack...
425
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,970
Just pack up and move out!
426
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,061
Who was that?
427
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,129
Shh! Janet, that was Bill.
428
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,533
Oh! What's he doing here?
429
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,435
He could ruin everything!
430
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,464
Shh! I know. I gotta
get him out of here
431
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,207
before that wealthy
investor shows up.
432
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,055
Oh, no! Oh, no!
433
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,146
Shh! Shh!
434
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,161
Mr. Furley!
435
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,463
What are you doing?
436
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,576
Larry got hung
up at the car lot,
437
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,300
so I'm taking over.
438
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,202
You, in this get-up?
439
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:29,073
Well, Larry said I was
supposed to be rich.
440
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,661
Okay, Mr. Furley.
All right, all right.
441
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,709
Just don't overdo it, okay?
442
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,646
Me? Come on,
give me some credit.
443
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:42,653
Howdy! I'm Jim Bob Furley.
444
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,055
How do you do? I'm Bill Martin.
445
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,701
Yeah. Bill was just leaving.
446
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,759
Oh, no, not just yet.
447
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,527
I'm Jack's partner.
448
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,963
Why don't you sit down?
449
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,311
All righty.
450
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,871
Uh, well, I'll just
put on some coffee
451
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,019
while you gentlemen
make yourselves at home.
452
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,911
All right. Let's get
right down to business.
453
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:12,483
I'm looking for someplace to
invest all the money I made in "awl."
454
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,786
"Awl"?
455
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,188
That's right. "Awl."
456
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,158
Well, what?
457
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,761
Oil! Oil!
458
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,462
Oil!
459
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:29,267
That's right. "Awl."
460
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,335
Uh, Mr. Furley...
461
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,171
You can call me Jim Bob, boy.
462
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,441
Jim Bob, don't you
want to talk about
463
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,144
my opening up a chain of
French restaurants for you?
464
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,279
Chain of...
465
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,282
That's right. Fast food
French restaurants.
466
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,718
Someplace where you
can get a quick escargot
467
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,353
that doesn't come
at a snail's pace.
468
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,372
That's so funny, Mr. Furley.
469
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,556
That is so funny.
470
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,763
Yeah. I know.
471
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,047
Yes, sir, I'll get you
that brandy right away.
472
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,871
Brandy? Oh, right.
473
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,509
I didn't hear you
ask for a brandy.
474
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,944
Son, when you got
the kind of money I do,
475
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:17,648
you don't have to ask.
476
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,418
Just how much money
do you got, Jim Bob?
477
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,253
I don't know exactly.
478
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,488
The last time I
went into my vault,
479
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,324
it came up to about here.
480
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,774
Where's Jack? In the kitchen.
481
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,198
Thanks!
482
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,704
Angelino's here. I just
saw him parking his car.
483
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,417
Oh, no, he's early.
Terri, you gotta stall him.
484
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,607
How?
485
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,588
You'll think of something.
Just go. Go, go, go, go.
486
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,972
You're right. He's
in there. Ha ha ha!
487
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,284
Mr. Angelino! Hello, Terri.
488
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,285
Don't move!
489
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,354
What?
490
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,781
I lost my, uh, contact lens.
491
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,592
Well, it sounds like
you're well-qualified, Bill,
492
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,260
but I promised Jack.
493
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,829
Oh, now don't get
me wrong, Jim Bob.
494
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:07,030
I'm not saying I
wouldn't cut him in.
495
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,900
No. I'm sure with the
proper supervision,
496
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,969
he could manage
one of the restaurants.
497
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:17,708
You got a big heart, boy.
498
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,243
Then it's a deal?
499
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,479
Well, I don't know.
500
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,893
Okay, Jack, that's
your cue. Let's go.
501
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,418
Here you are, Jim
Bob. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
502
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:32,556
Oh! You clumsy dumbbell!
503
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,502
And you expect to go
into business with me?
504
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,393
Oh, I'm so sorry!
505
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,196
Sorry don't butter
no parsnips, boy!
506
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,800
Bill, the job is all
yours! Excuse me!
507
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:53,544
Bill, I want you
out of this house.
508
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,949
Mr. Angelino! What are
you doing down there?
509
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,952
Looking for
Terri's contact lens.
510
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,755
Did it! Oops.
511
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:13,430
Well, boys, I've got the new
lease here, all ready for you to sign.
512
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,532
Anything you say, Mr. A.
513
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,768
Forget it. I'm not
interested anymore.
514
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,337
What do you mean,
you're not interested?
515
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:23,039
I mean, you can take
your lease and stuff it.
516
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,709
Who do you think
you're talking to?
517
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,312
I don't need you,
you old windbag!
518
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,714
Not when I've got Jim
Bob Furley for a partner.
519
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,082
Jim Bob?
520
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,584
Furley!
521
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:36,686
Did someone call me?
522
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,356
That's right.
523
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,069
You want to break
the news to him?
524
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,528
Sure. Jack, your
toilet's working again.
525
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,464
Yeah. You hear
that? Your toilet's...
526
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,666
Toilet?
527
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,435
What are you doing?
528
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,203
Have we met?
529
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:56,473
What do you mean,
"have we met," Jim Bob?
530
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,574
I'm your partner.
531
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,009
You are?
532
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:02,212
Well, you weren't much help
while I was fixing the toilet.
533
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,817
You're fired!
534
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:17,728
Oh, you set me up.
You all set me up.
535
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:22,265
The way you set
me up, old buddy.
536
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,574
Ahem!
537
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:41,651
I guess you aren't
such a klutz after all.
538
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:49,593
Well, Jack... ahem!
539
00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:52,296
Son...
540
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,265
I guess we'll only be
needing one signature
541
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,201
on this lease after all, hmm?
542
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,280
Thank you, sir.
543
00:23:58,304 --> 00:23:59,304
But from here on in,
544
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,937
you keep your
trouble-making friends
545
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:03,340
away from the restaurant.
546
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,220
No, sir. I can't do that.
547
00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,343
Tripper!
548
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:07,511
What are you saying?
549
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,947
Hey, Janet and Terri
may be troublemakers,
550
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:13,017
but they can come to my
bistro any time they want.
551
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:16,453
Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
552
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:17,454
What?
553
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,390
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
554
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,421
Closed-Captioned by J.R.
Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
555
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,352
Three's Company was videotaped
556
00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:50,421
in front of a studio audience.
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