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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Ball' s out of bounds.
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Lakers' ball, with
five seconds to go.
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Foster takes the inbound pass,
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dribbles down court.
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He stops. Shoots. It's good!
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He got it!
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And the Lakers win by two!
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Woo!
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You know, basketball's
come a long way
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since I used to play.
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You used to play basketball?
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Oh, yeah. I was whatcha
call your basic Super Jock.
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Aren't you a little short
for basketball, Mr. Furley?
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Well, maybe now.
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But not when I was young.
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I remember one game.
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Score was tied.
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Only three seconds
left on the clock.
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So the coach calls the time-out,
tells the guys to get the ball to me.
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We had a dumb coach
like that, too. One day...
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I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Finish your story, Mr. Furley.
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Anyway, the guys got the
ball to the old Dr. F., here.
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And believe you me,
I put on quite a show.
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Fake left. Fake right.
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Then went up for my
slam dunk, right into the...
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Hey, hey!
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Sorry.
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I'll getcha another one.
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Stupid old man.
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Hey! Take it easy!
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What'd you say?
He said he was sorry.
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Oh, that's all right, Jack.
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I don't mind being
called stupid.
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Aw, shut up.
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See? There I go again.
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I said shut up.
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Hey. Why don't you just drop it?
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He offered to buy
ya another beer.
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You know somethin'?
You got a big mouth.
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Well, you got a lousy
temper. Oh, yeah?
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Whaddaya gonna do about it?
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Whaddaya gonna do about it?
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Are people still saying that?
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I-I-I'm not lookin'
for any trouble.
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Too late, pal. You
already found it.
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I think I should warn you that
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while I was in the
United States Navy
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I did a fair share of boxing.
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Oh! A boxer, huh?
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You look more
like a poodle to me!
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A poodle.
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Okay. That does it.
Uh, Jack? Maybe...
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Mike. Relax. I can
handle this. But...
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Relax, Mike. I'm fine.
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How'd you like to step outside
and settle this right now?
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Well, I'd rather not.
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I had a feeling you
were gonna say that.
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We'll settle it at Rocco's Gym.
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Fine. We'll settle it
at... Rocco's Gym?
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Yeah, where I work out.
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You and me, this Saturday.
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Whaddaya say?
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Fine! We'll meet you any time,
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any place. Please, Mr. Furley...
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I'm gonna rearrange your face.
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Unless, of course, you don't
have the guts to show up.
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You kiddin' me?
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I'm lookin' forward to it.
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Good. 'Cause I'm
gonna enjoy hurtin' you.
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You don't scare us!
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Your mother have any children?
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Here ya go.
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It's on the house.
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Gotta hand it to ya. That
was a brave thing to do.
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Ah, it was nothin'.
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You call standin' up
to Biff Bower nothin'?
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Biff Bower?
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Yeah. He fought in
the Golden Gloves.
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Big deal. Lots of guys do that.
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Did he win any fights?
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All of 'em.
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Twenty-two knockouts.
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Plus the championship.
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Hey! That's great!
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What's so great about it?
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We got a shot at the title!
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Oh my God.
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Come in, Larry!
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Hi. Is Jack home?
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No, Larry. But you
can sit down and wait.
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Ah, thanks!
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♪♪
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Da-da-da... Hey, I
hope I'm not interrupting.
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Nah. This was
dull reading. Yeah.
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We'd much rather talk to you.
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That makes sense.
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So. How come you girls missed
happy hour at the Beagle last night?
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Oh, Larry. We don't like to go
down there on Thursday nights.
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Oh, yeah. It is a
much younger crowd.
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Larry. There you are.
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Come here. I gotta talk to ya.
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Excuse me, girls.
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Go ahead, pal. What is it?
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Uh, could you excuse
us? This is man talk.
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Man talk? What're ya
gonna talk about? Shaving?
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Come on, Terri. This
is Jack's home, too.
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He does have a right to
his privacy. Oh, all right.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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You're welcome, Jack.
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Listen, Larry.
I'm in big trouble.
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I got into an
argument with this guy
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at the Regal Beagle, and
it turns out he's a real killer.
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You're kidding. No, I'm not!
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And now I gotta fight him!
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You're gonna what?
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What happened to
my right to privacy?
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Stupid people don't
have any rights, Jack.
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And that's just what you
are, if you go fight this...
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Biff Bower.
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Biff Bower?
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You've heard of him?
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Heard of him?
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He sends us half our
patients at the hospital.
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Did you hear that, Larry?
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What am I gonna do?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Don't panic, huh?
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You boxed in the Navy, right?
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Didn't you tell me, after 10
fights, you had a perfect record?
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I did. I lost every fight.
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Jack, you have
every right to panic.
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Larry, you are not helping.
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Right. Right.
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Okay, look. I'm
your best friend.
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And I'm gonna help you.
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You're gonna fight Biff?
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Bite your tongue, woman!
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I'm gonna do something
more important than that.
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I'm gonna help train him.
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You are not gonna
train anybody, Larry.
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And you aren't
gonna fight anybody.
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I have to, Janet.
If I don't fight,
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I'll never be able to show
my face at the Beagle again.
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Well, at least you'll
still have a face!
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She's right, Jack.
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I've seen guys who've
been in fights. It's awful.
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Their noses puffed out to here,
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and their ears
swollen out to there,
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and they all wind up
looking like Dumbo.
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Ever occur to you
that I might win?
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Those were the winners.
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I don't care. It's better
than being a coward.
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Jack! Nobody's gonna
think you're a coward
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just 'cause you
don't wanna fight.
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Right, Larry?
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Uhh... No, no,
no. Definitely not.
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Jack, listen. I gotta tell ya.
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She's absolutely right.
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Well, if you all
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really, really think
I shouldn't fight...
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Of course you shouldn't fight.
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Fighting is for
empty-headed jerks.
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I can't wait to see that fight!
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Jack goin' toe-to-toe
with that maniac.
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Boy, are we gonna
see the leather fly!
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I gotta talk about the fight.
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You shoulda seen him
at the Regal Beagle.
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He made me so
proud. Mr. Furley...
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I never had anybody
stand up for me before.
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Not even my mother.
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Mr. Furley... There was Jack,
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standin' up against
this real tough guy.
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Anyone in his right mind
would've weaseled out,
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but not Jack.
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And he did it all for me.
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Was there something
you wanted to say?
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I just wanted to tell ya
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how much I'm looking
forward to the fight.
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That's my boy!
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And that's our Dumbo.
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Come on! Hang in there!
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All right!
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Woo!
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We gonna stand around all day,
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or we gonna train?
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Whaddaya wanna do first, coach?
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Start with a little
rope-jumping.
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Yeah.
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Pretty good. Not bad.
All right, big guy. Go to it.
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It's good to warm up. Get
that cardiovascular workout.
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Okay.
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Been a long time. Yeah.
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That thing's alive!
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Take it easy, Jack.
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It has been a long
time. Start easy.
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Start easy. Nice and easy.
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My mother and your
mother aren't very close.
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My mother punched your
mother right in the nose.
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Red. Hot. Peppers!
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Been years. Yeah,
that's just great, Jack.
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Why don't we skip the
rope-jumping for a while?
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Work over on the speed bag.
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Work on your
hand-to-eye coordination.
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Mean, Jack! You're
tough! A killer!
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I used to be pretty good at
this. It's all rhythm and timing.
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You wanna get that
ch-ch-ch sound going.
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Wait a sec.
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See? It's there.
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That's okay, Jack!
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No problem. Work on the heavy
bag. Work on your power punches.
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It's okay.
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I want you to hit the
bag as hard as you can.
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Put all your weight behind it.
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No problem. Okay,
Jack. Go ahead.
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Anytime you're ready, Jack.
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All right. Now I
want'cha to hit the bag
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as hard as you
can. Don't hold back.
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That's more like it!
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Nice punch, Biff.
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Look, I wanna tell ya somethin'.
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Hey, hey, hey. Nobody
talks to my boy except me.
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Oh, yeah?
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And who's you?
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Larry Dallas.
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Larry Dallas?
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You probably know
me as Kid Cleveland.
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Who? Stay loose, Jack.
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What, you never fought
in the Midwest? No.
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That's good. I mean, uh,
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I was big there. Real big.
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And now I'm trainin'
this powerhouse, here.
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Well, I just wanted
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to tell him... Hey. We
don't have time for chit-chat.
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Time for me and my
boy to go a few rounds.
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What? You mean fighting?
That's what we're here for!
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Not too swift in the
brain department.
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Then again, what
great fighter is?
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No offense, Beef.
Uh, Barf! Uh, Biff!
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Joe! You wanna help
us with the gloves, here?
256
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,127
Sure. What're you talkin' about?
257
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,196
Gettin' in the
ring, and... Relax.
258
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,500
I got a plan.
259
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,699
We get in the ring. You hit me.
260
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,867
Not hard, you understand.
261
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,001
Pull your punch. Uh-huh.
262
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,870
And I will go down like a rock.
263
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,805
What's that gonna
do? Don'cha see?
264
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,674
When Biff sees how ya
flattened Kid Cleveland,
265
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,975
he'll chicken out of the fight.
266
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,510
You'll be off the hook. Get it?
267
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,545
Got it. Good.
268
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,668
Let's go!
269
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,656
He's watching. Yeah.
270
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,057
Hit me. Where?
271
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,881
Anywhere. I'm gettin' tired.
272
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:33,952
Yike!
273
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,892
You still here?
274
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,727
What'd you wanna
say to me before?
275
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,974
I was gonna say we
should call off the fight.
276
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,398
Oh. You finally come
to your senses, huh?
277
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,745
I thought you would.
Yeah, but now that I see
278
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,847
how good you are,
I wouldn't think of it.
279
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,431
I'm gonna tear your head off.
280
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,517
Terri?
281
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,705
Oh, Janet. You scared me.
282
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,128
I'm sorry.
283
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,296
I was just wondering
what you were doing up.
284
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,877
It's 3:00 in the morning.
285
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:25,770
Oh. Oh, I, uh, I just wanted
to get, uh, a glass of milk!
286
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,672
Oh! Oh.
287
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,942
Then it doesn't
have anything to do
288
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,677
with Jack fighting tomorrow.
289
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,712
Don't be silly, Janet.
290
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,860
I always have a glass of
milk at 3:00 in the morning.
291
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,462
What are you doing up?
292
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:45,556
Ah. Uh... I wanted
to get a cookie.
293
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:49,093
And-and-and I-I thought
I'd have it with your milk.
294
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,599
Who we kiddin', Janet?
295
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,635
That Jack is some guy.
296
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,016
Sticking up for
Mr. Furley like that.
297
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,540
Yeah. You know what, Terri?
298
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,942
Jack's always looked
out for his friends.
299
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,479
Yeah. I'm sure gonna
miss him. Me, too.
300
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,023
Whaddaya mean,
you're gonna miss him?
301
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:15,753
Well, I...
302
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,666
I didn't mean that I was really
303
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,569
actually going to miss him.
304
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,272
That dumb fight tomorrow!
I'm just so worried!
305
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,775
Yeah, me, too.
He could get hurt!
306
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,231
I'll kill him if he does.
307
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:29,912
Would you look at us?
308
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,203
We're sitting out
here, worried to death,
309
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,872
and he's in there
sleeping like a baby!
310
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,474
Yeah.
311
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,875
Jack!
312
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,688
What are you doing up?
313
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,490
Oh, hi, girls! I was just
314
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,282
outside, uh, shadow-boxing.
315
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,283
At 3:00 in the morning?
316
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,053
Yeah. That's when you
get your best shadows.
317
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:55,493
Then, um, you're not worried
about tomorrow's fight. Are you?
318
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,496
Is that tomorrow?
319
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,333
I don't wanna toot my own
horn, but I am cool as a cucumber.
320
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,947
Not even thinkin'
about the fight.
321
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,116
Come on and get me!
322
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,352
Take it easy! Take it easy, boy!
323
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,576
Sure? Take it easy.
324
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,214
Mr. Furley!
325
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,965
I'm worried about Jack.
326
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,890
We're all worried
about Jack. Oh, Jack.
327
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,760
I've been thinking.
This Biff Bower guy
328
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,330
sounds like one tough potato.
329
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,699
I don't want you to step
into that ring tomorrow.
330
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,977
Really?
331
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,936
Not without some good,
solid experience behind you.
332
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,572
That's why I've decided
to be your manager.
333
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,508
What? Now, don't try
to talk me outta this!
334
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:48,078
No sacrifice is too
great for a friend like you.
335
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,781
Oh, my God.
336
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,083
Jack... Well,
337
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,986
I knew he'd be grateful,
but this is embarrassing.
338
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,574
Okay! Make way, folks!
339
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,967
Clear a path here!
Comin' through!
340
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,401
What are you doing?
341
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,281
Crowd control, Jack.
342
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,273
There is no crowd.
343
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,902
That's 'cause I
been doin' my job.
344
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,223
Jack? How do you feel?
345
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,781
I feel goo-oo-ood.
I feel goo-oo-ood.
346
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,427
Loo-oo-oose. And
ready. Good and ready.
347
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,830
I'd feel a lot better if
Larry would stop that.
348
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:28,786
Sorry.
349
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:33,725
Terri, isn't that
your medical bag?
350
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,393
Um, yes.
351
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,128
Why did'ja bring it with ya?
352
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,364
Uh, I couldn't find my purse!
353
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,734
Don't worry, Jack. You
won't need any of that stuff.
354
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,369
Thanks, Mr. Furley.
355
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,349
Because I got
everything right here.
356
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,951
Band-aids, iodine, splints.
357
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:53,335
I even saw a stretcher
back in the locker room.
358
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,857
Don't pay any
attention to him, Jack.
359
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:56,926
He's just kidding.
360
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,882
Aren't you? Uh... oh, yeah.
361
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,318
Just a... just a joke...
362
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,998
Okay. Into your corner.
363
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,790
Here we go.
364
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,299
Larry! Oh, hi, Mike!
365
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:14,765
Dropped your glove.
366
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,100
Give me that.
367
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,320
Jack? Yeah.
368
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,344
You know I said I
didn't want you fighting?
369
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,079
Well, I think you could
win this if you want to.
370
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,182
So why don't you
just go get him?
371
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,928
Thanks, Janet. You're welcome.
372
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,392
And Jack? I want
373
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,534
you to know that you're gonna
get through this fight just fine.
374
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,357
Well, thank you, Terri.
375
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,837
Now, the second he touches you,
376
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,439
I want you to hit the canvas,
377
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,903
stay down for the count,
or you are dead meat.
378
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,369
When you want
me to take you out?
379
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,049
After the fight would be good.
380
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,285
Have a few beers,
talk, clear the air...
381
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,309
What round you want
me to knock you out?
382
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,789
Like to see you try.
383
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,791
- Don't help me, Larry.
- Jack can
384
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,314
take everything
you got, and more!
385
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:07,451
Mr. Furley... All right,
guys! Now come on.
386
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,520
Look, this is a
three-round bout.
387
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,655
Each round lasts two minutes.
388
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,624
Now I want a good, clean fight.
389
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,860
And remember: you're responsible
390
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,363
for cleaning your own
blood off the canvas.
391
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,500
Okay? Now go in your corners,
come out with the bell. Hurry up!
392
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,747
This is it, Jack!
393
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,816
Any last requests?
Uh, questions?
394
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,173
Get outta here, Larry!
395
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,841
You're all set, Jack.
396
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,455
Okay! Whoo!
397
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,332
Isn't Jack fighting funny?
398
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,523
Terri? His gloves
are tied together.
399
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:50,072
That's not fair! They should make
Biff tie his gloves together, too!
400
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,899
Oh, my God! You tied
his gloves together!
401
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,900
That's right!
402
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,303
Blame every little thing on me!
403
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,821
Hey! Do something! Stop them!
404
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,579
I can't! The round's not over!
405
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,025
Oh...
406
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,329
It is now!
407
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,620
Jack, are you okay?
408
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,369
Is that you, Auntie Em?
409
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,892
This is awful!
410
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,428
Get some water! We
need some water over here!
411
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,211
Jack?
412
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,369
There's no place
like home. Jack!
413
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,383
What, what? It's time
for a new strategy.
414
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,373
Huh? You see his belt?
415
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,374
Yeah. I want you
416
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,077
to hit him right below that.
417
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,645
I can't do that!
418
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,259
Don'tcha see? They'll
stop the fight for a foul.
419
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,795
By the time Biff stops
groaning, you'll be outta town.
420
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,720
Forget it, Larry. Either I
fight fair or I don't fight at all.
421
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,922
Hey! Ring that
bell! I wanna kill him!
422
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,991
Where'd you want me to hit him?
423
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,529
We're outta water!
424
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,850
You're my idol.
You're a dead man.
425
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,083
This is no time to
indulge yourself!
426
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,812
Come on, Jack!
427
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,017
Don't hit me!
428
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,586
I haven't even touched you.
429
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,855
One! Two!
430
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,289
Three! Come on! Get up!
431
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,935
Shh. The man is trying to count.
432
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:06,230
Four! Five! Six! Get up already!
433
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,300
Yoo-hoo! Biff! Hi, there,
434
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,803
big fella! Oh, wow, oh wow!
435
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,941
That's it, Jack. You
got him on the run.
436
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,078
He's tiring, Jack.
437
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,814
Go for it! Go for it!
438
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,163
Larry!
439
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,188
Hey! You!
440
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,223
Ow!
441
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:36,927
Agh!
442
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,568
You big bully!
443
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,515
Just leave him
alone! Get outta here!
444
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,375
Janet! Janet!
445
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,223
Wait a second, Tripper! You're
not getting away from me that easy.
446
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:55,979
I gotta see if she's all right!
447
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,414
Let go, you! Let go!
448
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,752
One...!
449
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:07,524
Janet, are you all right?
450
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:08,992
Oh. Hey.
451
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:12,830
You're awful cute.
What's your name?
452
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:18,001
Eight! Nine! Ten! You're out!
453
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:21,350
You won! You won!
454
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,718
What happened to him?
455
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,175
You hit him in the chops.
Knocked him out cold!
456
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,755
I hope he didn't see me!
457
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,613
I knew we could do it!
458
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,250
I better see if our friend
needs any smelling salts.
459
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:37,020
Let's get outta here before
he wakes up. Let's go!
460
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,857
Hey, you!
461
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,529
I hope you learned
your lesson today.
462
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,743
Huh? Doesn't pay to go around
463
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,207
shootin' your mouth off, Bozo.
464
00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:51,535
What did you say?
465
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,036
You heard me!
466
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,438
Tell him, Jack!
467
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,103
Here you go, Terri.
468
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,327
It's your move, Janet. Thanks.
469
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:17,642
Okay. I'm all set.
470
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,998
See you later, girls.
471
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,145
Where you goin', Jack?
472
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,847
Goin' down to the Regal Beagle.
473
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,414
Is that a good idea, Jack?
474
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,117
You just might
run into Biff again.
475
00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:30,185
So what? Who won the fight?
476
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:34,445
Well... Yo! Me! Kid
Tripper! See that?
477
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:38,482
If I run into Biff Bower,
he just better back off.
478
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,028
Okay. If you're sure.
479
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,252
Hey, you better believe it.
480
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,486
Okay, Jack. Have fun.
481
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,636
All right. Let's see.
482
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,970
Is that... Eighteen.
483
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,929
Is that a double-letter
word score you have?
484
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:04,308
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00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,293
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