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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a lovable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Well, you're back in business.
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I got your toilet working.
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Thank you, Mr. Furley.
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Want to hear what I had to do?
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Not really.
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It was nip-and-tuck all the way.
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I believe you and I
appreciate what you did.
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Glad to be of help.
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With things the way
they have been going,
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I just can't afford to pay
for a plumber right now.
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If you want to make
some extra money,
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why don't you put coin-operated
locks on those doors?
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Gee, I don't think I
should charge people.
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Why not?
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"Pay as you go."
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No, I don't think
so, Mr. Furley.
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Well, okay. It's
money down the drain.
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Let's see. What do we
got today on the menu?
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"Patty-dee-foys-grass."
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"Creeps Su-zits."
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"Chocolate Mouse."
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Those French'll eat
anything, won't they?
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Please, Mr. Furley, I've
got a lot of things to do.
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My kitchen helper
quit last night
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and left me high and dry.
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Well, I'll be glad
to take the job.
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Huh?
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What are friends for?
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That's really sweet
of you to offer to help,
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Mr. Furley, but I don't...
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I'll work for half what you
were paying the other guy.
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Is that a bargain or not?
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But what do you know
about working in a kitchen?
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What did I know about
managing an apartment building?
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Look how that turned out.
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Yeah, right. Thanks a lot,
Mr. Furley, but I don't think so.
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Gee whiz, Jack. You sound
as if you don't want me around.
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Oh, no, no, it's
nothing like that!
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It's just that I don't want
to take advantage of you.
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For heaven's sakes,
don't let that bother you!
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What do you say? It's a deal?
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Gee, I don't... That a boy!
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Okay, just tell me
what you'd like me to do.
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Oh, I couldn't.
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Hi! Anybody home?
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Oh, hi, Terry! Hi!
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What do you think
of my new dress?
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Can you return it?
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No.
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I love it!
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What's wrong with it? Nothing!
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Then why don't you like it?
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Oh, I like it! Thank you.
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But not on you.
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Why not?
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Well, it makes you
look kind of, uh...
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short.
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I am short.
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Then it's perfect.
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Thank you. That's
all I wanted to know.
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Sure, sure, sure.
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Oh, hi, Larry. Hi.
Is Jack home yet?
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He should be home any minute.
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Hello, Larry. Well, hi.
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Are you getting shorter?
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Come on, Terry, I want
you to try on your new dress.
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Hey, Lar. Hi!
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How's it going
with the restaurant?
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Oh, perfect. My
troubles are over.
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Furley is coming to work for me.
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I think that's beautiful.
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You do? Yeah!
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A friend helping a friend.
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What?
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Yeah. Look, that
restaurant's your dream
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and Furley's dream is for somebody
to think that he could be useful.
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Sure. Everybody needs a dream.
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Even I have one.
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Yeah, I know. I heard about her.
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Come on, Larry, please.
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I got a lot of
things on my mind.
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Ah, business still bad, huh?
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Oh, yeah. What do I have to
do to bring in some customers?
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I don't know.
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You could bring in some music.
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What do you want
me to do, hire a band?
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No, not a band. One guy.
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He works with me
down at the used car lot.
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What does he play,
the "brake" drums?
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No, Jack. He's a guitarist
and a darn good one.
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He's just working as a
salesman while things are slow.
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Even if he is good,
it's a stupid idea.
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I can't afford to
pay him anything.
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He'll play for free.
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Can he start
tonight? You got him.
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♪♪
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Well, you're right, Larry.
This guy is really good!
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Uh-huh. You watch. He'll
be good for business too.
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I gotta fill these
orders. Okay, bye.
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I need a bowl of soup.
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Right!
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You look right at home
here in the kitchen, R.F.
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Well, why not?
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If there's one thing
bachelorhood teaches you,
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it's how to handle
yourself around the kitchen.
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Yeah.
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Ah!
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How do these steaks
look, Mr. Furley?
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Hot! You said it.
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You want to put an oven mitt
on so you don't burn your fingers.
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I knew that.
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Need anything else?
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Prepare these two Steak à la
Jacques and get them ready for serving.
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Sure.
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Okay, Mr. Furley, the medium
rare gets string beans and carrots,
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and the medium well gets potatoes
au gratin and brussel sprouts.
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Could you repeat that last part?
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Potatoes au gratin
and... No, no, no.
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The part after
"Okay, Mr. Furley."
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Just read it,
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and don't forget to pour the bordelaise
sauce on both of the Steaks à la Jacque.
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Right.
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You did heat up the
sauce like I asked you to?
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You kidding? 'Course I did.
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Hours ago.
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This is great, Larry.
How can I ever thank you?
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I'll think of something.
Excuse me.
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I need my steaks.
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Oh, no! What are you doing?
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Mr. Furley, that's supposed
to be bordelaise sauce.
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Those are two
Steaks à la Jacque!
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So I used ketchup.
It's Steak à la Heinz.
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Give me that!
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Great. Now the customers are gonna
have to wait 20 minutes for new steaks.
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Thank God for that guitarist.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to Jack's Bistro.
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I'm Larry Dallas, and I'm
here for your listening pleasure.
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What?
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♪ To dream ♪
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♪ The impossible dream ♪
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You know, ladies and gentlemen,
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I dreamed an impossible dream,
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to be a singer.
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And now, thanks to
my very good friend,
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the best friend that any
friend could possibly have
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for a friend, Jack Tripper,
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I'm gonna share that
dream with you, now.
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I love you, Jack.
You're beautiful.
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♪ To fight ♪
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♪ The unbeatable foe ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ To bear, yeah ♪
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♪ with unbearable sorrow ♪
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Say ♪ to run ♪
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♪ Where the brave dare not go ♪
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Why? 'Cause I won't let 'em.
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♪ To right the
unrightable wrong ♪
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Oh, no!
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I thought you wanted
the ketchup off the steak.
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Just forget about
the steaks, Mr. Furley.
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Larry is out there singing!
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Why is he doing that?
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Because he thinks he can.
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If I don't stop Larry, he's gonna
make me lose all my customers.
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♪ This is ♪
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♪ My quest ♪
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♪ To follow ♪
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♪ That star ♪
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♪ No matter how hopeless ♪
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♪ No matter how far ♪
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Take it home, Ralph.
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♪ And the world ♪
Yeah!
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♪ Will be better for this ♪
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Why? Because it's a
rotten world. Let's face it.
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♪ That one man scorned
and covered with scars ♪
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Do you get those
scars? I just love them.
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♪ Still strove ♪
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♪ With his last
ounce of courage ♪
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Let me handle this.
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♪ To reach ♪
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♪ The unreach... ♪
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♪ Able ♪
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♪ Sta-ah-ah-ar ♪
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Larry!
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Bravo! Bravo!
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Bravo! Encore! Encore!
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Is there something
you want to tell me?
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You want to sing
here every night?
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You got it! All right.
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Excuse me. I'll
take another bow.
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Yeah, Larry.
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I just... Well, I
don't believe it.
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Well, believe it! The
man just got up and sang.
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Larry?
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Yeah! And he was a big hit.
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Larry?
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The people loved him.
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Larry?
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Will you stop saying that?
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Oh, sorry. It's just that
it's so hard to believe.
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Gosh, I feel awful.
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First, I miss
Woodstock, now Larry.
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You don't have
to miss him, Terry.
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I've asked him back every night.
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Did they really
like him that much?
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Listen, why don't you guys come
on over tonight and see for yourself?
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Hey, great! Yeah,
okay. Thanks, Jack.
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Yeah, I'll see you tonight.
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You're gonna love him.
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Larry?
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Yeah, Larry!
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♪ Why not take ♪
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♪ All of me ♪
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♪ All of me ♪
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♪ Why not take ♪
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♪ All of me ♪
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Hi there, neighbors,
you're looking good.
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♪ Can't you see I'm no good ♪
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♪ Without you ♪
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Ladies, control yourselves.
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♪ Take my arms ♪
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♪ I want to lose them ♪
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What do you think?
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Madam! Sir! Your...
your, uh, stea...
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Excuse me, folks!
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Larry, that lady screamed!
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Take it easy, pal. They
scream for Sinatra too.
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Hey, hey! You ain't
seen nothin' yet!
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Hey, ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Bistro himself.
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Your host, Jack
Tripper! Where was I?
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♪ Take my arms,
I want to lose... ♪
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Hey, pal, I work alone,
all right? Get cooking.
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Isn't he a riot or what?
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♪ Take my lips ♪
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Two dinner salads.
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Oh, in the refrigerator, Jack.
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I put them in there to
keep them nice and chilled.
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You know, like they
do in good restaurants.
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00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,264
I don't see them.
258
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,411
Oh, in the next
compartment, Jack.
259
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,101
This is the freezer!
260
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,502
Huh?
261
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:28,105
Oh, no!
262
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,208
They're frozen solid!
263
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,111
I can't serve these!
264
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,245
Well, why not?
265
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,434
Just tell them it's
iceberg lettuce.
266
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,884
The customers are waiting.
267
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,122
You want me to put them in
the oven and thaw them out?
268
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,957
No! Well, then what?
269
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:50,294
Two new dinner salads
right now, Mr. Furley, okay?
270
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,440
Okay.
271
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:55,900
♪ 'Cause you took the part ♪
272
00:13:55,969 --> 00:14:00,504
♪ That once was my heart ♪
273
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:04,175
I just love the way that
sounds. One more time.
274
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,745
♪ 'Cause you took the part ♪
275
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:11,682
♪ That once was my heart ♪
276
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,862
What do you think?
277
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:16,721
He's vile, disgusting
and repulsive.
278
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,422
Janet?
279
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,891
I don't like him as
much as Terry does.
280
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,762
Just wait 'til he's finished.
Watch what the audience does.
281
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,064
♪ So why not take ♪
282
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,232
Everybody!
283
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,572
Okay, I understand.
You just want me.
284
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:39,610
♪ All of me ♪
285
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,813
Thank you, you're beautiful!
286
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:46,818
Well, well?
287
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,620
Larry, they're not applauding.
288
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:53,091
They couldn't. They were
too overcome with emotion.
289
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,493
I just got a silent ovation.
290
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,129
Excuse me, I gotta go
change for the next set.
291
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,331
Lar... Next set? Yes!
292
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,665
Excuse me.
293
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,168
Don't worry, sir. Your
dinner'll be up in a minute.
294
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,315
So will my lunch if
he keeps singing.
295
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,371
Pardon me?
296
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,917
Cancel our dinners. Come on.
297
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,986
Cancel the d...? Uh,
madam, excuse me...
298
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,345
Oh, wait, folks, please.
Please won't you stay?
299
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,081
I'll even throw in
earplugs, no charge.
300
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,016
Sir! Ma...!
301
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:25,522
I don't understand it.
Yesterday they loved him.
302
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,492
Jack, exactly who loved him?
303
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,561
What do you mean?
304
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,807
Well, who was in
your restaurant?
305
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:32,996
I don't know.
306
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,366
Couple of guys from
Larry's softball team
307
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,902
and a salesman
from his used car lot
308
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,482
and a girl Larry's been dating.
309
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,572
Oh, no!
310
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,475
He packed the
audience with his friends.
311
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,543
That low-down snake!
312
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,556
What are you gonna do about it?
313
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,558
What do you mean?
I'm gonna fire him!
314
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,592
Jack!
315
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,056
Here comes your chance.
316
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,552
I want you to see my new outfit.
317
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,023
How do I look?
318
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,228
You look like Zorro.
319
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,933
At least he wore a mask.
320
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,448
What's the matter with them?
321
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,941
Larry, it's about
your singing here.
322
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,610
I will never be able
to repay you, Jack.
323
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,889
No, Larry... No, no, no.
324
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,792
I meant that, Jack, sincerely.
325
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,417
These last two nights have
been the greatest of my life.
326
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,720
I had a dream, and you,
327
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,655
you're making it come true.
328
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,490
Larry... Yeah, pal?
329
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,328
Keep up the good work.
330
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,597
All right.
331
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,402
Well? Did you tell him?
332
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,183
Well, Terry, you see, I...
333
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,450
You didn't tell him.
334
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,708
I couldn't! He was
too busy thanking me.
335
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,644
Jack, now you have
got to do something!
336
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,192
Jack, people are getting
up and walking out.
337
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,819
I can't worry about Larry
now. I have another problem.
338
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,121
I've got to get
rid of Mr. Furley.
339
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,692
Boy.
340
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,728
Somebody's just got to
tell Larry that he's a flop
341
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,241
and he's ruining
Jack's business.
342
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,831
Good idea, Janet.
343
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,732
Now go ahead and tell him.
344
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,103
Me? Why me?
345
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,004
Because you've
been a boss before.
346
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,193
You're used to yelling at people
and telling them that they're no good.
347
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,146
Well, what about you?
348
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,716
You're a nurse. You
stick needles in people.
349
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,087
Okay, okay.
350
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,391
Nobody wants to fire him,
so he just sings here forever.
351
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,270
Oh, boy. If there
was just, like,
352
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,807
some way we
could get him to quit.
353
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:45,863
Yeah.
354
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,633
Wait a minute.
Ooh, wait a minute!
355
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,802
I have some friends
down at the hospital.
356
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:55,640
I can call them, and they are
getting off duty just about now.
357
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,941
Down at the hospital?
358
00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,377
What are they gonna do,
take out his vocal chords?
359
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,880
No. Well, what?
360
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,147
You'll see.
361
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,936
Terry! No, you'll see.
362
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,355
Sorry, Jack.
363
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,026
I admit this is as much
my fault as anybody's.
364
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,061
You were the only one here!
365
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,798
I already covered that.
366
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,111
Now, about these dishes...
367
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,701
Forget about the dishes.
368
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,402
What dishes? What?
369
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:26,916
You said forget about 'em, so...
370
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,740
Never mind the dishes.
371
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,210
There's something important
I want to talk to you about.
372
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,146
Oh, okay. Fire away.
373
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,615
Funny you should say that.
374
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:42,152
Look, see, we have
a problem here.
375
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,322
I was wondering when
you were gonna bring it up.
376
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,557
You were?
377
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,137
Well, you don't have
to be a genius to see
378
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,681
that tonight's been
a complete disaster.
379
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,697
This isn't easy for me to do.
380
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,033
You know how much
my friends mean to me.
381
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,868
Don't say another word.
382
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,506
I'll get rid of Larry.
383
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,308
What? No,
Mr. Furley... Don't worry!
384
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,211
I'll be very tactful.
385
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,280
Hey, guys. I'm
on in two minutes.
386
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,792
Larry? Yeah, Mr. Furley?
387
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,049
You're fired.
388
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,417
What?
389
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,831
You're sacked, canned,
dumped. It's over.
390
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,833
I can handle this, Mr. Furley.
391
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,491
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Handle
what? What's going on?
392
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,760
Larry, it's your singing.
393
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,229
What about it?
394
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,765
Well, uh, it's not very good.
395
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,235
No, seriously. What about it?
396
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,004
Larry, you stink.
397
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,542
I want to hear it from him.
398
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,710
Jack?
399
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:43,814
Larry, you stink.
400
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,484
Uh-uh, all right. Well, look,
I'm glad you leveled with me.
401
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,054
I mean, it's important for a
performer to take criticism.
402
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,790
After all, I am a professional.
403
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,692
You learn to take
the bad with the good.
404
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,763
Oh, Jack, that was awful!
405
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,765
They hated me! Why
didn't you tell me?
406
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,335
Larry, the customers
were walking out.
407
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,536
What did you think?
408
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,270
I thought it was your cooking.
409
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,341
I'll never be able to
face anybody again.
410
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,444
Larry... I made
a fool of myself!
411
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,723
Boy, you sure did!
412
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,707
Would you busy yourself?
413
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:21,285
Larry, you didn't make
a fool out of yourself.
414
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,499
I didn't? You listen to me!
415
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,535
You did something that most
people don't have the nerve to do.
416
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,870
You lived out a fantasy.
417
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,472
Years from now, you can
look back on this night and say,
418
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,974
"I wanted to be a singer
and I gave it a shot."
419
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,865
You really think so?
420
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,545
I know so, pal. Come on!
421
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,136
Yeah, maybe you're right.
422
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,405
I'm not gonna go out
here hanging my head.
423
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,686
No, I'm gonna go
out here in style. Huh?
424
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,210
I am gonna go out there
and give your customers
425
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,312
one last show
they'll never forget.
426
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,858
You don't have to do that.
427
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,126
Larry, don't bother with that!
428
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,516
Larry!
429
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,553
See, Jack?
430
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,467
You were worried for nothing.
431
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,902
When it comes to telling
your friends bad news,
432
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,338
you don't have to
pussyfoot around.
433
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:06,864
Spit it right out. A
friend'll understand.
434
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,865
I'm glad you feel
that way, Mr. Furley,
435
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,055
because you're fired too.
436
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,403
What?
437
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,271
I said, "You're fired."
438
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:25,249
Mr. Furley! Geez, ah, help!
439
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,818
Come on, Mr. Furley!
Get some air in your lungs!
440
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,387
Breathe! Breathe, Mr. Furley!
441
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,056
Come on, inhale!
Exhale! Inhale, easy.
442
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,493
Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Exhale.
443
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,894
Are you all right?
444
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,463
Are you feeling better now?
445
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:40,797
Oh, thank goodness!
446
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:46,136
Jack, there's something
I've got to tell you.
447
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,304
Huh?
448
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,385
And you're not gonna like it.
449
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,674
What?
450
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,921
After what you just said to me,
451
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,746
I can't work here anymore.
452
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,683
But Mr. Furley... Don't beg!
453
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,285
I made up my mind. I quit!
454
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,489
Well, that takes care
of one of your problems.
455
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,024
And we're taking care of Larry.
456
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,291
Don't worry about Larry.
457
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,305
We had a talk and
he's quitting. What?
458
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,569
He's just gonna sing one more song
so he'll have something to remember.
459
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,499
♪ All of me ♪
460
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,801
Oh, my God. We
have to stop my friends!
461
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,547
Come on, Jack! What do you mean?
462
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:23,473
♪ All of me ♪
463
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,209
♪ Can't you see ♪
Whoa, look at this!
464
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,911
How nice! For me?
465
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:31,815
And there's a card too.
Whoo, with a phone number.
466
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:35,819
Okay, you little dickens.
Come on, who threw this?
467
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:36,953
Raise your hand.
468
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,863
That's it, the show's
over. I'm outta here.
469
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,935
Who are these guys?
470
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:53,370
Hey, thanks.
471
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:56,740
I want you to meet my roommates.
472
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,481
Come on, it's not that bad.
473
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,050
Yeah, lighten up, Jack.
474
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,720
No more, girls. I just never want
to go through a night like this again.
475
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:13,791
I'd just like to dig a hole
and pull it in after me.
476
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,159
So would Larry.
477
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:22,733
Oh, come on, Jack. Having
entertainment was not such a bad idea.
478
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:26,970
Yeah. Hey, the only problem
is you hired Larry instead of us.
479
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,373
You? What could you do?
480
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,442
Ah!
481
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,344
♪ All of me ♪
482
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:38,281
♪ Why not take all of me ♪
483
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,895
Okay, but what could you do?
484
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:40,919
Oh!
485
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:41,986
Ow!
486
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,665
How about this? How about this?
487
00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,734
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom,
488
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,292
chick-a-chick-a-boom.
489
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,305
Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a-boom!
490
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:53,364
Now that's what I call a voice.
491
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,700
Your problem is, you just don't
recognize talent when you see it.
492
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:57,946
Yeah.
493
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,404
Don't accuse me of
having a closed mind.
494
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:01,605
Do it again.
495
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,641
♪ All of me ♪
Not you. Terry.
496
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:04,986
I liked the chick-a-boom.
497
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:08,245
Chick-a-boom!
Chick-a-boom! Chick-a-boom!
498
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:10,181
♪ All of me ♪
499
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,785
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500
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,787
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