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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Morning. Hi, Terri.
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Oh, hey. How come you and
Phil were out so late last night?
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I just couldn't say no.
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What?
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Janet, he wanted to go
window shopping for furniture.
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For furniture? I thought you
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were gonna break
it off with Phil.
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Well, I am, but
how do you do that?
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Ugh! You know
what's gonna happen?
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You are gonna end
up married to Phil.
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Oh, no way!
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Oh, yeah, and you're
gonna have five children.
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Five?
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Well, you said you
can't say no to him.
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You're gonna have 5 kids,
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you're gonna raise 'em and put
them through school, then college,
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and through it all, you'll be
calling me every day saying,
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"Janet, how can I
break it off with Phil?"
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Five, huh? Mm-hmm.
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I'm gonna break up
with him on our next date.
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What is the matter?
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I woke up with such a pain.
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We don't want to hear about it.
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Just get her outta here.
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You're all heart.
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I happen to have a toothache
and it's killing me. Ow!
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You might see your dentist.
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I don't have a dentist.
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I'll call Phil. Phil?
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That guy I've been seeing.
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He's a wonderful
dentist. I'll call...
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Wait, wait, wait!
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What an amazing coincidence.
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It's all better.
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It's what? Yeah. Look, look.
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See?
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It doesn't hurt at all.
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Try the other side.
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The other side of
your mouth, Jack.
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Oh.
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See? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Well, it's tough toast.
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Can I have some nice,
soft coffee instead?
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I'll make some.
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I think you're afraid
to go to the dentist.
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I am not afraid to
go to the dentist.
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I'm afraid of being
at the dentist.
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When I hear the sound of that
drill, something happens to me.
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You're being very silly.
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Dentists today, they're
practically painless.
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Oh, yeah. They are.
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Here. They sit you down
in a really comfortable chair.
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And then they lean you back...
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You hear some nice, soft music.
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And then you
close your little eyes
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and you open your little mouth,
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and before you know it...
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Aah! Aah!
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Turn it off! Turn
it off! Jack! Jack!
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That was just
the coffee grinder.
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That was just
the coffee grinder.
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I knew that. I'm a chef.
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I am gonna call Phil and see
if he can fit you in this morning.
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Wait, wait. Can we
talk about this first?
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Jack, he's not
going to hurt you.
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He specializes in children.
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A children's dentist?
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You want me to go
to a children's dentist?
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What do you think I am, a child?
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Aah! Ow!
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Oh! Oh!
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Uh, Jackie Tripper?
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That's Jack E. Tripper.
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Oh, yes. You're next.
Have a seat, Mr. Tripper.
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Don't get up.
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Don't make 'em
like they used to.
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Easy, big fella.
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Howdy, partner.
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No, no! Don't cry.
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Don't cry. It wasn't
loaded. See?
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Hey, what's his problem?
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You took his pony.
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Oh. Hey, cowboy, what
say we trade, okay?
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Come on.
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Whoa.
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Whoa... whoa...
whoa. No problem.
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Watch him, Tex. He's a mean one.
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Is this seat taken? Now it is.
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Hi.
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Aaaahhh!
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No wonder Johnny can't read.
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He's afraid to open a book.
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Now that didn't
hurt at all, did it?
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Yes, it did!
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Uh, Mr. Tripper?
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Uh... he was here first.
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We don't have time for this.
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You're busy. I'll
come back tomorrow.
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Excuse me.
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Oh!
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Mr. Tripper!
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Did you see that?
That chair attacked me.
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Come on!
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Dr. Greene.
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Hi!
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I'm sorry. I thought
you were a little boy.
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I started out that way.
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Well, please, please, sit down.
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You're not gonna
hurt me, are you?
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Only if you hurt me first.
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You know, I usually
don't get grownups in here.
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You're a welcome relief from
all those screaming little kids.
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Yeah, well...
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What makes the
little kids scream?
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Funny.
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Sit down.
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Whoa!
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All right. Now just sit back.
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Come on. Relax...
Come on. Sit back.
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Take a big, deep breath, huh?
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Good. Now, what seems
to be your problem?
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Well, doctor, I woke
up this morning, uh...
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You know, actually, I think
it's just my imagination.
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Maybe I better be running along.
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Are we having lobster?
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Now, let's have
a look, shall we?
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Uh, you're gonna
have to open up.
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Mr. Tripper, if you
don't open your mouth,
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we're gonna have to
go in through your nose.
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Let's see now... Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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I haven't even touched you yet.
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Just practicing.
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Now, let's see
what we have here.
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Just relax.
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So you're a friend of Terri's.
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Yes, she's a lovely girl.
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How long have you
known... Uhh... uhh... uhh!
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Oh, really? That long?
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Oh, dear. Would you
excuse me just one moment?
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Come in here, lad.
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Look in there.
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That's what's going
to happen to you
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if you don't brush your teeth.
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What are you doing down there?
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It's a little slippery.
Sit up! Sit up!
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Now, come on. You're
not afraid, are you?
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Me afraid? Ha!
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All right, then. Open up.
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Mind if I rinse first?
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Oh, go right ahead.
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Care for some? No, thank you.
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Excuse me.
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Enough!
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Now, come on. Come on.
Open wide. There we go.
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Uh-huh.
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It seems you have
a little pericoronitis.
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What's that?
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This is a pen.
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Oh, my... A pen?
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The gum around
your tooth is swollen.
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I'm prescribing you
some antibiotics.
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You mean that's all?
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You can rinse out your mouth
with a little warm salt water.
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That's no sweat. I can do that.
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Good. Good. That should
bring the swelling down.
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And then on Thursday, we can
start digging into that rotten tooth.
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Oh! Jack!
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You nearly scared
me half to death.
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My poor heart.
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Oh, Janet. I'm sorry.
Here, let me check it.
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Jack!
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No, no, no. Stop kiddin' around.
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Well, in that case, I think
I'll just go to bed, Janet.
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I am beat. Okay.
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Oh, don't forget about your
dentist appointment in the morning.
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Oh, uh... the dentist, yeah.
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I wanted to tell you... I'm
not gonna go tomorrow.
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My tooth has stopped hurting.
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Jack! Urgh!
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Look, you have got an
infection. It could spread.
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Speaking of spread, you
wanna go easy on those cookies.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I apologize. All right.
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Are you going to the
dentist in the morning?
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Yes, Mommy. You promise?
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I give you my word. Good.
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And my word is no. Ha ha ha!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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You better go see him.
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I'm going! I'm going!
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Ow! Ow!
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Big baby.
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Come on in, Phil.
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Terri? Is that you?
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Um, would you excuse
me for just one little minute?
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Sure. Thank you.
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Mm-mmm.
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Hi.
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Don't say anything.
Let me guess.
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That's Phil out there, isn't it?
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Well, uh... yeah.
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I thought tonight was the night
you were gonna break it off with him?
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These things take time, Janet.
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I just can't blurt it out.
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Why not?
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I don't blurt well.
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Terri!
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All right, all
right. I'll go do it.
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Good. I'll get rid of him.
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Phil, there's something
I want to tell you.
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You kept saying that
all through dinner.
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Yes. Well, what I
want to tell you...
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You kept saying, "Phil, there's
something I wanna tell you."
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I know. That's because
you kept interrupting.
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I did? Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
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Anyway, what I have to say is...
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Wasn't that a delicious dinner?
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Actually, it was a bit
too spicy for my taste.
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Spicy?
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That doesn't matter,
Phil. What matters...
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Oh, but it does matter.
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Don't forget to floss tonight.
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Floss?
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Have you ever thought
how those spices
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destroy your teeth
while you sleep?
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Not until now.
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Phil, what I want
to tell you is...
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Fire away, my beauty.
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Phil. Yes?
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Sometimes when two
people are seeing each other...
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like us... Go on.
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Sometimes one person
feels very strongly
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about the other person,
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but doesn't know how the other
person feels about the first person.
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Yes. Yes.
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Well, there comes a time, Phil,
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when the first person
must tell the other person
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exactly how she, or he, feels.
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So what I'm trying
to say to you...
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Shhhhh.
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I know exactly what
you're trying to say,
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and I feel the same way.
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You do? Oh, Phil, I'm...
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I'm... Kinda takes
your breath away, huh?
262
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,136
Would you excuse me
for just a little minute?
263
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,405
Sure. Where you going?
264
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,108
To catch my breath.
265
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,855
Well? What happened in there?
266
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,123
I couldn't hear anything.
267
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,047
He wants to give me a ring.
268
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,749
No! No telephone
calls. No nothing.
269
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,521
I mean a diamond ring.
270
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,301
I don't care what kind it is!
271
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,259
You go in there
and... Diamond ring?
272
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,895
What should I do?
273
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,664
How many carats?
274
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,801
Janet! I'm sorry.
I lost my head.
275
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:04,936
You've got to help me.
276
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,181
What do you mean
I've got to help you?
277
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,205
How?
278
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,006
You're better at
this sort of thing.
279
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,152
I mean, you've been around.
280
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,875
Around?
281
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,945
I mean around longer than me.
282
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:17,247
No, I haven't!
283
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,150
Maybe a day or two.
284
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,318
I mean you're better
at words than I am.
285
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,419
Terri!
286
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,923
You can let him down easier.
287
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,225
Okay.
288
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,668
Hi. I'm Phil.
289
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,204
Hi. Terri doesn't ever
want to see you again.
290
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,273
Good night.
291
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,745
Is that true?
292
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:52,116
Yes. When she says
good night, she means it.
293
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,764
You know what I'm
talking about. You and me.
294
00:15:54,788 --> 00:16:00,124
Well... no... Well... um...
295
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,226
Actually, yes, I'm afraid so.
296
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,861
Just like that?
297
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,808
Not just like that. I've been
trying to tell you all night.
298
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:07,898
Who's the guy?
299
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,879
What guy? The guy
you're dumping me for.
300
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,536
Oh, Phil, please believe
me. There's no one else.
301
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,038
It's just that I...
302
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,381
No guy, huh?
303
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,550
He's no guy.
304
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:29,687
I mean he's a guy, Phil,
but he's just my roommate.
305
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:30,788
What?
306
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,624
You... You mean
Jack Tripper lives here?
307
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,471
Yes, with me and Janet.
308
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,395
No wonder he looks so tired.
309
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,800
He looks tired because he's
been working day and night.
310
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,102
I don't doubt it.
311
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,516
Well, that does it!
312
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,451
I want you out
of here right now,
313
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,620
and you can take your
dirty mind with you!
314
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,611
Yeah? I may have a dirty mind,
315
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,780
but at least I don't
have an overbite.
316
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,015
What?
317
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:02,019
You heard me, Bugs
Bunny. You got an overbite.
318
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,590
And I'm gonna tell
you another thing.
319
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,158
I'll tell you another thing.
320
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,994
The enamels on your
molars is wearing thin.
321
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:12,863
Anything else?
322
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,866
Yeah. You really blew it, Bugsy.
323
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,947
Because if you would
have stuck with me,
324
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:20,771
your teeth would have
lasted a thousand years.
325
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,215
Hi, Terri. Have a nice day?
326
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:32,595
No!
327
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,784
That's nice.
328
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,438
Mornin'! Hi, Ter.
329
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,407
Are you still reading that book?
330
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:49,066
Yep, and I'm not putting it down
'til I find out who the murderer is.
331
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,069
Speaking of murder, we
almost had one here last night.
332
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,303
What?
333
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,973
After you left me alone
with Phil, coulda killed him.
334
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,242
Oh, what happened?
335
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,645
He accused me of
having a thing with Jack.
336
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,045
Oh, you and Jack?
337
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,260
That's the craziest
thing I've ever heard.
338
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,785
I know. What's
so crazy about it?
339
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,755
I didn't mean that, you
know, you weren't like...
340
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,456
Then things really got nasty.
341
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,759
He said I looked
like Bugs Bunny.
342
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,728
Why, because of your overbite?
343
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,780
Oh, I'm sorry. I
never even notice it.
344
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,948
I mean, I didn't
even know that you...
345
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:30,452
Oh, my God, Terri, does
Jack know that this happened?
346
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:31,809
No. Why?
347
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,356
Because... If Phil thinks he's
losing you because of Jack,
348
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,458
Jack could be losing
his teeth right now.
349
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,482
What?
350
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,860
Jack went to the dentist!
351
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,653
Oh, Janet, now Phil
may be furious with Jack,
352
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,022
but he's not about
to pull his teeth out.
353
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:48,358
Are you sure? Of
course I'm sure.
354
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,628
Maybe one or two.
355
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,340
We better get down there, Terri.
356
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,364
Yeah, you're right.
357
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,965
Okay, let's go, on the double.
358
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,137
Just a little off
the top, please.
359
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,139
You want to leave the sideburns.
360
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,342
That's a little tight.
361
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,923
Jack.
362
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,527
Jack!
363
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:26,029
Oh, it's so good to see you.
364
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,498
How do you feel?
365
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,712
Great. I probably shouldn't
even be wasting your time...
366
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,380
Open your mouth. Aaahhh.
367
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,904
Hey, the swelling's gone down.
368
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,250
Good, then I'll just be...
369
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,218
Sitting here a little longer.
370
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,576
You know, I usually
use a little novocaine
371
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,244
to kill the pain.
372
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,246
Bless you.
373
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,416
But in your case, aah.
374
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,222
I don't think it'll
be necessary.
375
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,890
Huh?
376
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,402
Jack, you're probably
unaware of this,
377
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,628
but Terri and I have been
seeing quite a bit of each other.
378
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,007
Oh, yes, indeed.
379
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,465
It was really getting serious.
380
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,501
Uh-huh. In fact,
last night, Jack,
381
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,203
when I took her home,
I was about to ask her
382
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,838
to marry me.
383
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,840
Oh, sure. I had the ring,
384
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,810
and everything and
385
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,879
you know what she said?
386
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,180
She told me to get lost!
387
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,651
Me! A driver of a Porsche,
388
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,223
with a thriving practice,
389
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,492
my own wine cellar...
390
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,997
I'm even incorporated,
and she dumped me.
391
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,799
I couldn't figure out why.
392
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,801
Can you?
393
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,202
And then I see him,
394
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,204
walking, walking
to the bathroom,
395
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:45,943
this clown in pajamas,
checkered pajamas.
396
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,055
Doctor!
397
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,345
It'll be all right, Gladys.
398
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,214
I can handle Mr. Tripper myself.
399
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,360
Gladys, can I speak to you?
400
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,763
Gladys, don't leave! Gladys!
401
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,422
Of course, Terri said there was
nothing going on between them.
402
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,657
Do you believe that?
403
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:02,560
Neither do I.
404
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,230
Fortunately, I'm an easy-going
405
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:12,436
kind of guy...
until I start to think.
406
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,271
And last night, Jack,
407
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:20,277
I lay awake all night, thinking.
408
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,412
Thinking of what I could do
409
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:26,951
if I ever got Pajama
Boy in my dentist's chair.
410
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,254
But, hey... I am a professional.
411
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:36,293
However, we all have
our breaking points.
412
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,831
Help! Help!
413
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:47,949
Oh, thank heavens!
Jack isn't here.
414
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,706
If you're looking
for Mr. Tripper,
415
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,675
he's in the dentist's office.
416
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,478
Boy, he's been in
there a long time!
417
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,790
What should we do?
418
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,715
We? Nuh-uh! You! You are
going to apologize to Phil.
419
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,696
Apologize? I can't! Yes!
420
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,219
What are you doing here?
421
00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,832
Uh...
422
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,158
I made a mistake and
I wanted to apologize.
423
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,336
I'm sorry. You're too late.
424
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,098
He's got Jack's teeth.
425
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,901
No, I use it to teach
the kids how to brush,
426
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,204
and look, they're
fun to play with.
427
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,040
Hey, girls, what
are you doing here?
428
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,420
Jack, are you all right?
429
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,977
Of course I'm all
right. I'm not a child.
430
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,590
Hold it. Now, wait...
431
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,792
You don't mean... You
don't think that I could...?
432
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,082
Well,
433
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,418
just for a little minute.
434
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,386
How could you possibly?
435
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,856
I mean, I am a professional.
436
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,625
I took the Hippocratic oath.
437
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,994
No, that's for doctors.
438
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,262
Gee, I took something.
439
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:47,764
I believe you were saying
440
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,467
something about a big mistake.
441
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,095
Yes, Phil. I should
have spoken sooner.
442
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:56,140
I knew that we were
wrong for each other.
443
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,440
You really feel that way?
444
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:00,344
Well, I, uh... Yes! Very well.
445
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,079
You realize this means I
cannot be your dentist anymore.
446
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,816
Your X-rays'll be in the
mail first thing in the morning.
447
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,253
Not so fast!
448
00:23:09,322 --> 00:23:11,842
What about my balloon?
449
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,659
I'm sorry. There
aren't any left.
450
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,194
What? No balloons? Hey!
451
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:20,364
Listen, I get a balloon, pal!
452
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,593
Jack. Let's go.
453
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,767
No, that's not fair.
I want a balloon!
454
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:31,375
All right, Jack, would you
please stop thanking us?
455
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,443
We were happy to do it, Jack.
456
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:37,515
It was nice of you guys to
buy me these balloons. Thanks.
457
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,583
You're welcome.
458
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,017
I'll get it.
459
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,686
Let her get it.
460
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,187
Hello?
461
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,738
It's Phil!
462
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,192
Doesn't he ever give up?
463
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:53,029
Phil, I thought I
told you to... What?
464
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,343
Oh, well, that's, you
know, really nice of you.
465
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,912
All right, if you want to...
466
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,446
Give me that! I'll handle this.
467
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,449
No, Jack! Phil,
this is Jack Tripper.
468
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:04,408
Whatever you want, the answer is
no and don't you ever call here again!
469
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,288
That'll teach him
to ask you out.
470
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,778
He wasn't calling
me to ask me out.
471
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:09,880
What did he want?
472
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,793
He wanted to say he was sorry,
473
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:14,217
and wasn't going
to send Jack a bill.
474
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:18,803
Aahh!
475
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,456
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476
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