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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Yeah, sure. Go ahead,
call yourself a food critic.
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Ah! "There are no good chefs in
this city, only clumsy amateurs."
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Morning, Jack. What
a stupid thing to say.
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It's the first
thing I thought of.
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Such trash!
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Hi, Jack! Oh, I'm starved.
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What's for breakfast? Garbage!
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I think I'll pass.
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Makes me so mad!
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I don't care, I don't want any!
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What? Jack, what's
wrong with you?
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It's this Jason Defarge.
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Who's he?
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Who's he? Who's he?
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You don't know either?
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It just so happens
that Jason Defarge
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is the most important
food critic in the city.
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Oh, that Jason Defarge.
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You girls want breakfast?
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Yes. Yes.
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Then listen.
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"There are no good chefs in this city,
only clumsy amateurs. In years to come
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"I feel the honest seeker of fine cuisine
will either have to travel, or starve."
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Can you believe that guy?
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Oh, Jack. Don't
take it so seriously.
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It's just one man's
opinion. You should
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just laugh it off.
He's an idiot.
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Just laugh it off! Janet.
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Come on. Don't tickle!
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Okay! All right, all right.
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The guy's an idiot.
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I'll kill him. I'll
tear him apart.
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Listen to this.
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"I have lost all hope
of finding a new chef
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with the talent to make
a chicken croquette,
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"let alone a Poulard
Poche Princesse."
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Hey, Jack, don't
you make that dish?
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Uh! Other chefs make it.
I create a work of art that
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gives new meaning
to the word succulence.
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What's wrong with
the old meaning?
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I'd like to make that
Defarge eat his words.
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Better yet, why don't you make him
eat your Pou-poul-poachy... your chicken.
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What a good
idea, Janet. I'll just
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mail him a chicken
dinner. Do you have
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a large envelope?
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Come on, smartypants. I
mean, have him over here.
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Here? Yeah. Where else?
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You're not working
anywhere right now.
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And if he likes
the way you cook...
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If? He'll love it.
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Well, then, why don't you
invite him over? I mean,
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what have you got to lose?
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You're right! I'll do it!
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Then he's gonna have to write
about what a good chef you are.
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Good? You mean great chef.
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Great, but sloppy.
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Hang on.
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Excuse me, Mr...
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Mr. Defarge?
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Oh, my God, not another one.
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Huh?
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Ever since my article appeared
in the paper I've been besieged
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by young nobodies offering
to cook for me. Please don't tell
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me you're one of those.
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Well, actually I...
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Hello? Yes, I do remember
eating in your restaurant.
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To use the term loosely.
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No, your name will not appear
in my column. Why? Because
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I am showing you some mercy.
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Which is more than
you show your diners.
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What was wrong? Well,
let's start with the paté. Which
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should be made with truffles.
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And of course a
touch of marjoram...
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Truffles and
suggestion of rosemary.
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Rosemary?
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Trust me. Marjoram mutes
the tang of the endive salad,
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which of course follows.
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Endive salad, you
say? With uh... walnuts?
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Yes, and just a delicate
touch of cognac dressing.
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Hmm.
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Which makes the perfect prelude
to Poulard Poche Princesse.
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Poulard Poche Princesse? Oui.
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No one in town does it properly.
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No one does it...
the way I do it. Oh?
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With tender, juicy
chicken breasts.
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Yeah?
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Steamed... with asparagus tips.
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Ohh... Dripping... with cream.
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Mmm... And the wine?
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Pouilly Fuissé. What year?
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'66. Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
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And for dessert?
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Soufflé Gran Marnier.
Ohh, don't stop!
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And then Camembert,
green grapes, soft brie...
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You are killing me!
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And finally, a heated
snifter of Napoleon brandy.
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Oh, god, that was good.
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I'd go anywhere
for a meal like that.
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How about my house
tonight? I'll be there.
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You will? Wonderful!
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But please! No one else. I want
nothing to distract me from the food.
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Don't worry. It will
just be the three of us.
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You, me, and the chicken!
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Can I call you Jason?
Maybe not. I'm sorry.
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Do you have a pen?
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Fork, fork, knife, spoon.
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Fork, fork... Hi, Jack.
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You made me lose my place.
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Oh, great, dinner!
We're starved!
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Keep away from this table!
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Hey. You don't have
to get huffy about it.
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No, it's for Jason
Defarge, the food critic.
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He's coming here? That's right.
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Oh, Jack, good for you.
Wonderful! You did it!
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I owe it all to you
two. I'm so grateful.
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Anything else we can do to help?
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Yes, leave.
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What happened to grateful?
It's not me, It's Jason Defarge.
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He doesn't want any
distractions. He insists on being
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alone with me, and the food,
you understand, don't you?
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Oh, sure. Just give us a
second and we'll be out of here.
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Good luck! Thanks.
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Okay. I gotta baste the
chicken, start the souffle,
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answer the door...
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That can't be him! He's early!
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Hi Jack! I made it!
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Chloe! What are you doing here?
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Jack! You didn't
forget our date!
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No, I didn't
forget! I just didn't
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remember it was for tonight.
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Didn't remember? Do you
know what I went through
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just to get here on time?
I had to change flights
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with another stewardess,
then I spent the whole time
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waiting on a bunch
of cranky passengers.
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But I made it! And you forgot?
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Listen. Try to understand. I've
got a very important date tonight.
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I thought that was me.
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No, it just came up. See,
I have to serve dinner to
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a famous food critic.
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I just served dinner
to 200 food critics.
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This is a chance of a
lifetime. My golden opportunity.
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I just came all the
way from Iceland.
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I'll defrost you later.
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Believe me Chloe. This
is the only thing on earth
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that would ever keep
me away from you.
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Is it really that
important? It is! It is!
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Look, look. Go on down to
the Regal Beagle and wait
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for me and I will be there
just as quick as I can.
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Jack, I was just thinking... Hi.
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Who's this? Janet, Chloe.
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I'm Jack's roommate.
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His roommate! No,
well, see, uh... Oh! Hi!
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Who are you?
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She's his other roommate.
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Chloe, let me explain.
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Well, I don't wanna
hear it. The two of...
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Understand me? I
don't wanna hear it!
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I just flew halfway around the
world to be with you, and you
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treat me like garbage. That's me,
Chloe, the human garbage dump.
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Well, this time, Jack Tripper,
the garbage dump is closed!
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No, now, will
you listen to me...
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Chloe. Just for a sec. I just...
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What was that all about?
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My career just
went into the toilet.
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Jack, you better do something.
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Right.
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Chloe, now, let's
discuss this calmly.
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After all, we're both
reasonable adults.
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Eat worms and die!
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Would you please
get her out before
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Defarge gets here?
I gotta finish cooking!
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Jack! I don't...
Jack! What... Hi!
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Anyone up for Perquacky?
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Perquacky?
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It's a fun game.
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Mr. Furley, we haven't
got time for games!
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We have an emergency!
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A friend of Jack's is
locked in the bathroom.
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A friend of Jack's? What's
he doing, taking a bubble bath?
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It's a girl.
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Oh, a girlfriend of Jack's.
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Yeah. No wonder she's crying.
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Mr. Furley, we've got
to get her out of there.
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All right. I'll
handle this for ya.
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Oh, Good.
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Young lady! I'm the landlord
of this building. Now you
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open up that door,
or you're in big trouble!
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Go suck an egg!
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Okay, you wanna
play hard ball, eh?
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Mr. Furley, what are you doing?
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I'm gonna open the door.
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See? You just take a
credit card. And you slip it
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through the lock... like this...
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She took it! She
took my credit card!
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Hey, you give me my card back!
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You stop behaving
like a baby, you
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spoiled little brat!
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Well... I got her
to open the door.
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You take it from here!
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It's almost 8:00. Poor Jack.
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Poor Jack? What about poor me!
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What do you mean? I
have to go to the bathroom!
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Sorry. Thank god!
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Hi Chloe. Sorry!
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You feeling better? Yeah.
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Listen, I think if you
give Jack a chance...
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Jack!
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No, no, Chloe, don't go in...
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Any luck? Is she
out of the bathroom?
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Yes...
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Good. Thank god.
Because that's Defarge.
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She's in the bedroom!
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What are you gonna do? Shh...
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Oh, Mr. Defarge. How nice
of you to come. But you see,
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dinner isn't quite ready yet, and I want
everything to be perfect. Excuse me.
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Now, Chloe... Don't talk to me.
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Mr. Defarge has arrived. I have
to serve him dinner, it's business.
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What about those girls?
Are they business too?
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Will you forget about them?
I've asked them to leave.
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You have? Yes!
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Now, I don't want
you to go down to the
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Regal Beagle. I want
you to stay right here.
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And I'll have Defarge out
of here by 10:00. Okay.
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And then it'll just
be the two of us.
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I'm sorry. Jet lag.
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Hey, that's all right.
Why don't you just lie
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down and take a nap? Okay? Good.
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Hold that thought.
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Everything's fine. But she's...
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Just forget about her. You
guys have to leave. Now.
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Okay, Jack.
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Mr. Defarge, I'm so sorry.
Well, I must say, Tripper.
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Excuse me.
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Who have we here?
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Uh, nobody. And they're leaving.
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Oh, what a pity. Food always
tastes better in the company
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of lovely women. Lovely
women? They're right here.
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Sit right here, and
Janet? Over there is fine.
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Are you sure you
made enough food?
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Oh. You know, a great chef
always makes more than enough.
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Don't eat.
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One chair, coming up!
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Mr. Defarge, if you would do me
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the honor... The
honor... is mine.
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Excuse me.
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Jason... Defarge.
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Terri... Alden.
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Charmed.
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Uh, Janet Wood.
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Would what?
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Delighted.
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Likewise, I'm sure.
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Well, I can't tell you
how happy I am to have
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you two lovely ladies join us.
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Now, let's see,
Mr. Defarge... care for
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some wine? A touch.
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You know, the great chef
Escoffier once remarked,
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"A meal without wine...
is a hell of a lot cheaper."
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Pour.
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Ah. Good color.
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Exquisite bouquet.
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Pungent.
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A wine to be sipped
and savored as it
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gently caresses the tastebuds.
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Fill 'er up.
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The lip is quicker than the eye.
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Now, let's drink as
they do on the continent
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with our arms entwined.
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Why not.
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But first..a toast
to the ladies.
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To the flaxen-haired.
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And to the raven-haired.
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Whose beauty is so intoxicating,
there is no need for wine.
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Waiter?
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00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,302
Jack? Is it 10:00 yet?
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00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,405
Who is that?
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00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,785
That's, uh, just my grandmother.
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00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:20,177
You see, uh, she takes
her medicine at 10.
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00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,424
Not yet, Granny!
Go back to sleep!
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She loves your column.
She reads it to her cats.
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Pour.
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I'll get that, Jack.
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You just keep right on pouring.
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00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,027
What! I want my
credit card back!
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00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,896
Look, Chloe is in
Jack's bedroom and
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doesn't want to be disturbed.
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00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,202
Oh, yeah? Well, we'll
just see about that!
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00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,536
Who is that?
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00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:51,108
Grandpa.
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00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:55,546
Hi, honey.
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It seems like I've been
waiting for you forever.
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00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:02,153
Shh!
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Give me a little kiss. Huh?
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00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:10,561
Come on. Don't tease me.
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All right, if you insist.
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Mr. Furley, did
she give it to you?
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Twice!
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I think it's about time we ate.
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Absoblutely.
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00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:45,395
Oh, I am having a good time.
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00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:50,200
Too good! Terri, you shouldn't
have pushed him away like that.
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00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:54,571
He had his hand on my knee! Well,
now he's got his hand on my knee.
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00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,874
I'm back! I didn't
know you were gone.
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00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,777
I hope you like the
2 hors d'oeuvres.
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00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,846
Only 2.
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00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,483
See, they're broiled
mushrooms stuffed with
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baby shrimp and
delicately laced with sherry.
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00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,888
Just help yourself.
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00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,392
What do you think
he's been doing?
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00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,693
Ahh... my darling.
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00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,132
Uh, Mr. Defarge?
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00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,669
Hmm? Oh.
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00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,939
My sweet. Uh, I can do this.
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00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,319
What's that on the ceiling?
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00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,142
I don't see anything.
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00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,477
Mushroom?
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00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,623
Terrific!
333
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,659
I agree.
334
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,038
You haven't even tried it.
335
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,874
Come on... just a nibble.
336
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:56,334
Go ahead. Very well.
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00:18:56,402 --> 00:19:00,771
Terri, I'd like to see you
in the kitchen. Gladly.
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00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,407
I need them. So do I.
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00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,343
Enjoy yourself.
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00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,788
That's it. The dinner is off.
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00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,290
Oh, no Jack,
wait... No, I'm sorry.
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00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,947
This man is a
drunken sex maniac.
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00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,962
He's not gonna bother you two
anymore because I'm getting rid of him.
344
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,030
No, Jack. This night
is too important to you.
345
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,631
We can handle him.
Yeah, we're used
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00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,467
to handling guys
who come on like that.
347
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,801
Look who we're living with!
348
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:24,240
Oh, y... You two are
so sweet. So are you.
349
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,529
More wine!
350
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,909
Wine... he wants more wine!
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00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,199
We don't have any more!
352
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,079
What! What do you
mean we don't have
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00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,480
any more wine? How 'bout this?
354
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,814
That's cooking sherry! You can't
355
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,705
serve that to a gourmet!
356
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,151
I won't tell him! Yeah but...
357
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,309
He'll never notice. Yeah, but...
358
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,449
Cooking sherry?
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00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,518
An excellent choice.
360
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,421
Bold, yet primitive!
361
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,325
Is everything okay?
362
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,971
Yes, yes. He was
telling us about
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00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,261
his favorite recipe.
364
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,141
Yeah. You know,
a pinch of this and
365
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,445
a pinch of that.
366
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,501
Oh, I like these chicks.
367
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,147
Yes, well, if you
like the chicks,
368
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:08,050
You will just love
the chicken. Voila.
369
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,434
Would you like a
breast or a thigh?
370
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,849
Oh, yes!
371
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,285
This a way. Bon appetit.
372
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,665
Wait, there's something missing.
373
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,334
No, I think that's
all... No, music! Music!
374
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,625
Of course, yes.
375
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,726
There we go. Music.
376
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,062
Now we can eat.
377
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,932
No, no! Now we can dance!
378
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,280
What?
379
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:45,476
Uh, Mr. Defarge... Mr. Defarge!
380
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,155
Your dinner's getting cold.
381
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:50,981
Oh, but I'm getting warm!
382
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,361
Uh, excuse me, may I cut in?
383
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,419
Oh, certainly. There's
plenty for everybody!
384
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,622
Ah, now the flaxen-
haired beauty.
385
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:05,162
Business! This is business?
386
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,331
Yes, it is. Chloe. Listen to me.
387
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,800
Don't call me Chloe.
388
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,179
And don't call me ever.
389
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,838
You mealy-mouthed, two-timing...
390
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,106
Tripper. Don't tell
me you have been
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00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:19,409
mistreating this enchantress.
392
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:20,744
Excuse me?
393
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,091
Oh ho, why, this is a
woman of great passion.
394
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,484
A woman who should be
treated with tenderness,
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00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:31,621
awe, and respect!
Jason Defarge, the city's
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00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,857
leading food critic.
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00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,694
Chloe Brown, I'm a "stew".
398
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:39,195
My favorite dish.
399
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,298
Now he tells me.
400
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:44,112
Would you care to join
me for a night on the town?
401
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,636
Oh, I'd love it.
402
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,638
Wait a sec. Wait!
What about dinner?
403
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:51,075
Oh, no thanks. I couldn't
eat another bite. Young man,
404
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:55,245
you must learn never
to stuff your guests.
405
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,015
How do you like that?
The guy is so drunk
406
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,349
he thinks he ate dinner.
407
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,996
Let's hope he
thinks he liked it.
408
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,865
And gives you a good review.
409
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,287
I don't care about any review.
410
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:05,733
Come on, you don't mean that.
411
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,758
A review means nothing
to me. You know what
412
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,293
really upsets me is I
let a man walk into this
413
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,362
apartment and treat
you two girls like dirt, and
414
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,465
to top it off, he
walks out with my girl.
415
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,068
Well, why didn't you stop him?
416
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,970
Well, it happened so
fast I didn't have a chance.
417
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,538
Tripper?
418
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,118
Now's your chance!
419
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,742
Right. Defarge, I wanna
say something to you...
420
00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:28,279
Tripper, I just came back
to tell you I'm going to
421
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,316
give your dinner an excellent
review. Tomorrow everyone will
422
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,818
know what a
wonderful chef you are!
423
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,888
Go on, slugger. Tell him! Right.
424
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,290
Thank you and have
a wonderful evening.
425
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,706
I got it, Janet! I got it!
Jason Defarge's review!
426
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,141
Terri? Yes!
427
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,677
What's it say? I don't
know. I'm afraid to look.
428
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,078
You read it to me, Terri.
429
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:03,525
Oh, you're so silly, Jack.
430
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,360
Oh, no!
431
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,650
What, what!
432
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,653
Today is the last day
of the sale at Kroger's.
433
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,456
Would you give me that!
434
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:15,025
I have to do everything myself!
435
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:18,595
You read it to me, Janet.
436
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,497
Listen to this headline.
437
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,067
"Great chef discovered."
438
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,869
I'll take it from here.
439
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,282
Great chef discovered.
440
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:30,641
"To all those interested
in culinary delights,
441
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:35,278
"I command you to remember
this name: Jack Kipper."
442
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,015
Kipper? Kipper!
443
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,828
Oh, that's terrible.
444
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,986
Ah, you poor fish... Guy!
445
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,365
What'll I do now?
446
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:47,390
Change your name.
447
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,405
Hi! Look what I
found in my mailbox.
448
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,762
What? Oh, Chloe gave you back
449
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,230
your credit card.
That's terrific.
450
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,600
Oh, really? She also
left a note. Listen to this.
451
00:23:56,669 --> 00:24:00,838
"Jason Defarge forgot his
wallet. But thanks to you and your
452
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:05,609
"credit card, we had a
wonderful night on the town!"
453
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:40,944
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