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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Hi. Are you alone?
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I certainly am!
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Good. Then you won't
be needing this chair.
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Jack. Am I glad to see you.
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Sorry, Larry, I'm broke.
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I don't want anything
from you, Jack.
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I'm giving.
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What are you giving me, Larry?
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My blind date! She'll
be here any minute,
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you lucky dog!
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Funny you should
mention "date" and
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"dog" in the same
breath. Excuse me.
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Listen, Jack. Her family is
loaded. And my Aunt Harriet
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says she's beautiful, and
smart, and a bundle of laughs.
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If she's so great, why
aren't you going out with her?
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Because! I have another date!
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With Peaches.
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Peaches? You mean...
"Cling" Peaches?
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Yes, sir! So you see my problem.
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But why come to me?
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Because, everybody
else said, "no".
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Oh, great. So I
get stuck with her.
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I knew you'd understand.
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You know, Larry... Thanks
a lot, pal. I appreciate it.
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Listen. Her name
is Denise. Denise.
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Yeah. I told her
I'd be sitting on the
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first booth on the
right. You won't
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regret this, pal. I promise.
I hope you're right.
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I am. Besides, what's
one wasted evening?
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Larry...
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Give me another
beer, please. Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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You don't need any excuse.
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Larry?
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You just missed him.
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Wait. You can't be Denise?
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Why can't I?
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Because I don't
have that kind of luck.
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Hi. My name's Jack Tripper.
Larry asked me to meet you.
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Won't you sit down over here?
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See, uh, Larry came down
with something at the last minute.
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Some kind of bug
that's going around.
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You mean he got a better offer.
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He couldn't have.
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Come on!
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No, I mean it. You're
very, very pretty.
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Please.
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I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to embarrass you.
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Oh, no, I didn't mean
please stop, I meant
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please go on.
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Oh, thanks.
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What do you like to drink?
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Champagne.
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But I'll have a beer. Bless you.
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So, Denise, what do you do?
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On the first date? Nothing.
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I meant, for a living.
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Oh, I'm an interior decorator.
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I can believe that. You've
improved this place already.
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So, you tell me about you.
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Ah, well... there's
not much to tell.
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I'm just your average
guy who's warm, loving,
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sincere, intelligent,
compassionate and
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tremendously fearless.
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You left out humble.
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I don't like to boast.
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Listen, how come a
beautiful girl like yourself
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goes out on blind dates?
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Well, this is my first one.
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I didn't know what
I was missing.
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Can I... Excuse me.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing
tomorrow night?
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I have a date. Oh.
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With you.
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Terri?
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Huh? Terri, uh, what
do you think we should
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serve to Denise? Pie or cake?
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Uh... the cake. You
don't like the pie?
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Serve the pie. What's
the matter with the cake?
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Serve them both.
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Ah! You are no
help to me at all.
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Janet, Janet. What are
you so nervous about?
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What do you mean, what
am I so nervous about?
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Jack is bringing a girl here.
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So what? So what! Terri, how can
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you say "so what" about a girl
Jack has been seeing every night for
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a week? A girl he
can't stop talking about!
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Janet. You know what
you sound like? What?
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His mother.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It's just that... Well, dear.
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Jack has got his
whole life in front of him.
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I mean, he could
ruin it by taking
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up with the wrong kind of girl.
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Tell him he's grounded.
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Okay, I'll te... Smarty.
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I don't see how you can be
so calm about the whole thing.
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Because I don't see any
reason to be so nervous.
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It's right up here, Denise.
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Uhh... how do I look? Do I look all right?
Is my face on fine? Is my hair okay...
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I thought there wasn't
anything to be nervous about.
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Come on. Let's
try to look casual.
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Right. Right.
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Well... here she is.
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Hello, I'm Denise.
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Oh, don't tell me.
You must be Janet.
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You're even prettier
than Jack said.
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Well, thanks.
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And of course, you're Terri.
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A nurse. What a wonderful thing
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you're doing with your life.
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Why, thank you. And
you're just as wonderful
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as Jack said you were!
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Isn't this wonderful?
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Here we all are. Why
don't we sit down.
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Good idea. Thank you.
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Look at this. Thank you so much.
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Let's sit here, girls.
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Just an accident.
A silly accident.
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Oh, dear!
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Well! Uh, how 'bout
something to eat?
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Some pie or cake?
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Umm... both.
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I like her.
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Isn't she wonderful?
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So! Jack tells us you're
an interior decorator.
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Yes, and I love it.
You get to spend the
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whole day shopping and
someone else pays the bills.
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Cheer up, Jack! I like
her, Jack! I like her!
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You like each other?
I knew you would.
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Listen. Excuse
me. You kids talk,
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I gotta go get dressed.
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Isn't he just a big kid?
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Oh, isn't he? But don't
worry, I'm working on it.
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Oh?
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Well, I think there comes
a time when a man should
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grow up and behave
like a responsible adult.
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Don't you agree?
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Well, I suppose, but
he's awfully cute, isn't he?
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Yes, but you can't go
through life being cute.
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Don't tell that to
Donny and Marie.
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Let's go, Denise, I don't
wanna miss that Bogart film.
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Film... Oh, Jack, I forgot.
Daddy made reservations
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at the Rossfield Country Club.
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Oh. Okay.
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Rossfield Country Club, huh?
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I better put on a jacket.
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And a tie!
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Why, who died?
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Silly Jack.
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He's gonna take more
work than I thought.
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Uh, my, Denise, uh,
Jack meeting your
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father. That sure
sounds serious.
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Could be. I really like Jack.
He could amount to something.
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With the proper guidance.
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Denise? Is this okay?
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Much better!
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Sorry, girls, we're late. Gotta
run. It was really nice meeting you.
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Bye!
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Bye! It was very
ni... Nice meeting...
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Denise... Denise!
Dewonderful... Denise!
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Are you listening to that?
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Do I have a choice?
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Day after day: "Denise,
Denise. Dewonderful Denise".
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Terri, he's not even
dependable anymore.
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Jack was supposed to take
me out to lunch yesterday.
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All of a sudden, the
phone rings. It's Denise.
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She's got an emergency.
She wants Jack to come over
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and out he goes!
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Well, if it was urgent...
Urgent, my eye.
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It was nothing.
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She's got this little
dog. A basset hound.
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She wanted Jack to come
over there and take it for a walk.
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I hope that little
basset appreciated it.
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Well, I guess that's love.
We'll just have to live with it.
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I'll try, I promise. But I tell ya...
if I have to hear one more time,
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"Isn't she wonderful?"
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I think I'm gonna scream.
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Well, what do you think?
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You look like a dish of spumoni.
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Thanks, pumpkin.
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Denise put this whole
thing together for me.
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She has so much
courage with color.
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Courage? You're the
one that has to wear it.
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She's made a new man
out of me. I'm telling you.
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Isn't she wonderful?
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Janet, you okay?
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Uh-huh, yeah, I-I
stubbed my toe.
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What are you doing
with those jeans?
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I'm giving them away.
I've outgrown them.
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Denise doesn't like
jeans, does she?
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Well, she says they're
unimaginative and boring.
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And I can't argue.
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Unimaginative.
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Boring!
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I'll get it.
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Denise.
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Mm... Mm... Yo! Hey, guys!
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Yoo hoo!
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Oh, hi! I'm sorry,
I didn't see you.
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Love your jeans!
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Jack, I've got great news!
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Do you remember
how we talked about not
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making any long-range
plans until you got
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established in your career?
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And you understood!
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Isn't she wonderful?
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Jack, I've got one word for you:
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Cardboard.
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What a word! Cardboard! Isn't...
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Wha-What about it?
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That's my father's business,
remember? Oh, right.
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He says there's a place for you.
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Manufacturing cardboard boxes?
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Gee, Denise, I'm a chef.
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Father doesn't mind.
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What a sport!
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I don't know
anything about boxes.
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Except that they're so square.
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Jack, I'm only trying to help.
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I don't want you
to work those long
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hours that chefs do.
You'll be an executive.
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You'll have your own
office, an expense
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account, we'll travel...
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I-I, well, I don't
like to interrupt.
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Or to interfere.
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But somehow I can't see
Jack making cardboard boxes.
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Well, not right away.
But he'll get the hang of it.
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At least it's worth considering.
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Consider it, Jack.
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Then we can get married
like we talked about.
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Married? You talked marriage?
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Well, Denise brought it up and I
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didn't want to interrupt her.
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Jack, you do want to
get married, don't you?
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Well, not today.
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Not today! Silly Jack.
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We can be married
in three weeks.
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Three weeks...
256
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,779
Three weeks,
three... three weeks?
257
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,736
Well I know it seems
like forever, but
258
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:21,305
there's so many
things to be done.
259
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,307
Well, you don't
mind waiting, do you?
260
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,876
Oh, no, no. I'd rather wait.
261
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:29,146
Good. Then we're engaged.
262
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,057
Well. How do you like that?
263
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,059
I'm engaged.
264
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:47,565
So, am I.
265
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:51,435
Well, look at them, darling.
They're so happy they're speechless.
266
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:55,306
Aren't you going
to wish us luck?
267
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,041
Yes! Yes! Right!
268
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,487
Lots of luck. Oh, tons of it.
269
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,489
Congratulations. I'm sure that
270
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,558
you'll be very happy, Jack.
271
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,048
You too.
272
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,050
Well, of course we'll be happy.
273
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,052
I'm getting a wonderful husband,
274
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:12,056
and Jack's getting what
every man dreams of.
275
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,060
A brilliant future.
A career. Security.
276
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,162
Yeah. That's
right. That is right.
277
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,397
Jack, we're gonna have
such a big, beautiful wedding.
278
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,900
Oh, Denise, does it
have to be a big wedding?
279
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,902
I'll take care of the wedding.
280
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,005
You just take care
of the honeymoon.
281
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:31,042
Oh. Okay.
282
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,088
You know, this might
sound old-fashioned,
283
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,880
but I've always wanted
to go to Niagara Falls.
284
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,548
I was thinking Hawaii.
285
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:41,452
What a great idea!
286
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,255
There's... water there, too.
287
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,302
Hawaii. Because it's an island.
288
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,304
You know, it's surrounded by...
289
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:52,497
Listen, I wanna go freshen
up. I'll just be a minute.
290
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,370
Isn't she w... Ahh!
Please don't say it.
291
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,804
What?
292
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,219
Uh, Jack, I think before
you get married, we should
293
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,321
have a little talk.
294
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,578
Don't worry, Terri. My
father gave me that little talk
295
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:12,282
before I went into
the Navy. So, I don't...
296
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:18,622
Good God.
297
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,957
Larry.
298
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:25,596
I better get my sunglasses.
299
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,832
I got great news, Lar.
300
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,834
I'm getting married.
301
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,636
Why?
302
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,972
Why? What do you mean, "why"?
303
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,306
Because I'm in love.
304
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,654
You gotta have a
better reason than that.
305
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,611
Come off it, Larry.
Haven't you ever
306
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,313
thought of getting married?
307
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:46,951
Yeah, but the rabbit got better.
308
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,019
Larry... you know...
309
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,066
Larry. Uh, Terri and I need to
310
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,124
talk to you out in the kitchen.
311
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,793
What for?
312
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,974
Um, we... need to plan
for Jack's bachelor party.
313
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,098
Why can't I listen?
314
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:06,637
Uh, why? uh, because
it's a, uh, surprise!
315
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,606
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
316
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,486
Jack's really getting
married? Yeah.
317
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,887
And that's not the worst part.
318
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,645
Of course it is.
319
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,647
Who's the girl? Denise!
320
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,082
Denise?
321
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,918
Larry, she talked Jack
out of being a chef.
322
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,764
And into making cardboard boxes.
323
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:25,456
Now you've got to help him.
324
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,659
I don't know anything
about making boxes.
325
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,028
Larry, come on!
326
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,176
Look. Denise is trying to make
something out of Jack that he isn't,
327
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,240
and he doesn't even see it!
She's gonna ruin his whole life!
328
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,715
Now, Larry, you've
got to talk him out of it!
329
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,439
Why can't you girls?
330
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,307
Because...
331
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,677
We're not as good at
that sort of thing as you.
332
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,786
I mean, Larry, you've
got the mind for it.
333
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:53,784
Tricky, devious,
underhanded... Thank you.
334
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,230
Will you do it, Larry?
335
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:58,189
Well, if you have that much
faith in me, how can I say no?
336
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,523
Follow me.
337
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:03,694
But please! Hold the applause.
338
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,941
Jacko! Oh, Larry.
I'd like you to meet...
339
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,898
You don't have to tell me.
340
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,800
This must be Denise.
341
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,103
Larry. How nice
to meet you finally.
342
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,449
Yes. My loss! But
it all worked out
343
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:18,342
for the best. Did it
not? Congratulations.
344
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,677
Thanks, pal.
345
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,624
I hear you're going
to be a regular at
346
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,081
Jack-in-the-Boxes.
347
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,102
Ahh... I can see you right
now with your trusty little stamp.
348
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,827
Ch-ch, Use No Hooks. Ch-ch,
Do Not Crush. Ch-ch, This End Up.
349
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,264
What a challenge.
350
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,945
But you don't have to give
up cooking altogether. I mean,
351
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,836
when you're at the factory you
could always make "box lunches".
352
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,505
Hey, Larry, why
don't you just cool it.
353
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,809
Jack, where's your sense
of humor? I think he's funny.
354
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,944
You do?
355
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,815
Larry. I want you to know
you are very dear to us. I am?
356
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:01,285
If it hadn't been for you, we'd
never have ever met. Well, that's...
357
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,722
I want you to think of our house as
your home. You're always welcome.
358
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,326
Our house? We'll be
living with my parents.
359
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,329
I want you to feel free to
drop by, use the horses,
360
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,731
the pool, the Cabin Cruiser...
361
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,132
Cabin cruiser?
362
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,935
It sleeps six. Six?
363
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,337
What are you doing this weekend?
364
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,817
Tah... ahh... Well, I...
365
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,373
I'd like you to meet
our houseguest.
366
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,743
I think you'll love her. I will?
367
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,546
Well, you know the
movie Ocean View? Yeah?
368
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,781
She was the girl on the beach.
369
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:35,619
You mean the one with
those Great... Danes?
370
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,490
I think the two of you
will get along beautifully.
371
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,935
I will be there!
372
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,271
Larry!
373
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,327
Oh. Sorry.
374
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,196
My blessings to you both.
375
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,699
Wait! Uh...
376
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:57,274
♪ Aloha oe... aloha oe. ♪
377
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,276
Alo... ha!
378
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:04,215
My precious little wahines!
379
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,783
Well, you certainly sound happy.
380
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,186
You're darn right. I pick up
my marriage license today.
381
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,535
Today?
382
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,323
Yeah, just as soon
as Denise gets here.
383
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,793
Girls, just think. In
6 days, 12 hours and
384
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:21,599
36 minutes, I will be
on my honeymoon.
385
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,102
Jack, have you thought
about what you'll be doing?
386
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,673
Ohh, yeah.
387
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,173
She means afterwards.
388
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,976
More of the same, I hope.
389
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,514
Jack! I'm talking
about your life.
390
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,393
Yeah, you're starting a
whole new career, Jack.
391
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,951
A whole new way of life.
392
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,087
Well, I... owe it all to Denise.
393
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,796
Isn't she wonderful?
394
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,529
Janet, you oughtta
take something for that.
395
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,509
Coochy coochy! I'm
going to go get dressed.
396
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,799
See you later!
397
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,301
♪ Aloha oe... ♪
398
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,114
I guess he didn't get the point.
399
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:03,440
He's so far gone he wouldn't
get the point if he sat on it.
400
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:07,478
Okay. Time to stop being subtle,
Terri. We're running out of time.
401
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,524
You're right. No more
beating around the bush.
402
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,060
We can't let him marry Denise.
403
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:13,550
Right. We have to go
in there and tell him he's
404
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,197
making a terrible
mistake. Right.
405
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,121
Okay. Come on. Okay. Let's go.
406
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,504
Are you ready? I'm ready.
407
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,793
Let's go.
408
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,328
Oh, God!
409
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,098
Janet! What's
wrong with you? Terri!
410
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,434
I'm getting dressed! Te... Uh.
411
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,269
It's all wrong!
412
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,805
I always dress like this.
First I put on socks...
413
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:38,109
Whoa! No.
414
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,688
I mean this wedding.
415
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,446
You're marrying the wrong girl.
416
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,814
What?
417
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,094
Oh, Jack. She
isn't right for you.
418
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,686
Janet. How...
419
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:53,057
Janet, I really never
expected this of you.
420
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,759
Expected what?
421
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,426
You're jealous.
422
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,940
Who is? Of what?
423
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,663
Janet, I'm getting
married and you're
424
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:00,998
not, so naturally...
425
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,513
Oh, Jack Tripper! Let
me tell you something!
426
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,575
Oh, hi, Denise. Hi.
427
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,688
Is Jack here? He's in
the bedroom with Janet.
428
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,758
I wouldn't go in
there if I were you.
429
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:19,683
Give me my pants!
430
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,654
I'm not finished yet!
431
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:29,059
Come on! Denise will
be here any minute!
432
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,463
Well, she can have
you when I'm through!
433
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,167
Janet, will you please drop it?
434
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,768
Give me back my pants!
435
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,637
Oh, okay!
436
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,572
But I'll tell you
something, Jack Tripper.
437
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,575
You have definitely
disappointed me.
438
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,948
Hello, Denise.
439
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:55,219
Denise, I didn't
know you were here.
440
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:56,567
I guess not.
441
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,567
She heard you in the bedroom.
442
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,959
Oh. Janet had a little
problem, but it was
443
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,728
nothing important.
444
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,375
Jack, If you and Janet have a
445
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,811
thing going...
What? Me and Jack?
446
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,269
We don't have a "thing going".
447
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,616
It's all right. What
you do before we're
448
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,018
married is none of my affair.
449
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,142
Wait, I told you.
There's nothing going on.
450
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,544
Jack. You don't have to lie.
451
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,879
Lie?
452
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,783
I think we better
leave. Not a chance.
453
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:29,453
Wait a minute. You
think I would honestly
454
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,088
fool around a week before
we're supposed to be married?
455
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,391
What kind of a person
do you think I am?
456
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,637
Forget it. It doesn't matter.
457
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,661
It matters to me!
458
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,776
And it will matter to
me after we're married.
459
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,078
Believe me, I'll keep
you on a short leash.
460
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,601
You'll what?
461
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:49,039
Now we better
leave. Not a chance.
462
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:52,609
Until then, you and your
two little playmates will have
463
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,011
to be a little more discreet.
464
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,681
I can't believe
you just said that.
465
00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,616
You think that they and I...
466
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,996
Jack, it's not important.
467
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,798
Let's just forget
the whole thing.
468
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:04,855
What a great idea.
469
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,636
Good. Now. About the wedding...
470
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,494
No, I mean forget everything,
including the wedding.
471
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,870
You can't mean that!
472
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,640
Would I lie to you?
473
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,642
Jack, I don't think you
realize what's involved here.
474
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,511
I don't even know
if Daddy can get
475
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,179
his deposit back
from the caterer.
476
00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:33,998
Goodbye, Denise.
477
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,890
Goodbye.
478
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:45,896
Goodbye, Denise!
479
00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,798
I hate your jeans.
480
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:53,069
Somehow I think
she'll get over it.
481
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:55,550
How about you, Jack? You okay?
482
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:56,785
Yeah, I'll be all right.
483
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:59,309
Hey, Jack. You
did the right thing.
484
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,924
I know. Oh, she
was so wrong for you.
485
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:05,148
You girls knew that right
from the start, didn't you?
486
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,483
Yeah. Yeah.
487
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,072
Then, why didn't
you say anything?
488
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,106
All right. Is that
okay? Well, thank you.
489
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,030
Okay. Bye.
490
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,476
Who was that on the phone?
491
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,500
Oh, that was the travel
agent. I just cancelled
492
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,002
the honeymoon trip.
493
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,082
Aww...
494
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,146
Come on. It's okay. I'll
wait for Niagara Falls.
495
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,374
Aww!
496
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:32,921
Larry! Hi, Jack?
497
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,144
How do I look?
498
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:37,615
♪ ♪
499
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:41,418
Hi, sailor. New in town?
500
00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,253
I am all set to
board that "sleep-six"
501
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:44,888
cabin cruiser! Larry.
502
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:47,691
Had a tough time rounding
up five dates, but I did it!
503
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,760
Filled every bunk!
504
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,141
Larry. The wedding is off.
505
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,398
What?
506
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,166
Denise and I broke up.
507
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,567
Broke up?
508
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,247
Yeah, she was
all wrong for Jack.
509
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,949
She would have ruined his life.
510
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,473
I thought it was for the best.
511
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:05,309
Well, then that's
all that matters.
512
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,189
It's lucky you found
out in time, pal.
513
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,413
I'll just go upstairs and
change into my civvies.
514
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:49,853
Three's Company is videotaped
in front of a studio audience.
515
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:01,932
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