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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Terri?
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Terri!
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The milk has gone sour.
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I've only been
practicing for ten minutes.
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I'm just telling you so
you can pick some up.
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Oh!
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Terri. Terri.
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Terri, that was very good.
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Thank you, Jack.
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You cleared out all my sinuses.
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Well!
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You want to burn this? Yes.
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Jack. Hey.
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How'd your job hunting go?
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Terrible. I was turned
down in 12 languages.
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Italian, French,
Swedish... Swedish?
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I didn't know you could
cook Swedish food.
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I can't. That was a
Swedish girl I met on the bus.
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What about going
back to Angelino's?
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After what he said to me? Never!
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What'd he say? You're fired.
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Big deal, Jack.
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He's fired you a lot of times.
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Yeah, I'm getting
pretty tired of it.
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Felipe! Jefe!
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It's good to see you.
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Oh, no, it's good to see you!
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Well, come in! Me?
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You mean come inside? Sure.
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Oh, you are so good to me.
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You remember Terri and Janet,
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My roommates. Felipe.
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No, no, they wouldn't
remember me.
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Of course, we do. Hello, Felipe.
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Hello, Felipe. Nice
to see you again.
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Oh! they remember me!
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Felipe, why don't you sit down?
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Oh, thank you.
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So, Felipe. What
brings you here?
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Well, I come for two reasons.
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I want to tell you
how sorry I am
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that you lose your job.
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Thank you. Oh, you are welcome.
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He's a great chef.
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I cannot understand
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why Mr. Angelino let you go.
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I'll tell you. That cheapskate
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fired me so he could hire some
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second-rate chef for less.
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Oh. Who did he hire?
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Me.
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Oh, well, some second-raters
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are better than others.
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And I come also
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to ask the favor of you.
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You see, only you
can do this for me, jefe.
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What is it?
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Well,
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My wife and I, we've been
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wanting to have a baby!
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No, no, that's pushing it.
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I don't think...
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But my Carmelita is
going to have a baby.
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Oh, you... Yes, she
is due this Sunday.
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Oh, congratulations! Nice going!
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Felipe. That's only 3 days away.
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I'm going to be with
her the whole time.
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I am to be... the coach!
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You're doing it through natural
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childbirth. Sí!
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I'm going to be
there with the doctor
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so I can help him.
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Show him where everything is.
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We're all very happy for you.
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I am happy for me too.
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Except, I cannot
be there with my
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Carmelita unless I
get someone to take
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my place at the restaurant.
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Oh, no! No, no! Jefe. Please.
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Jack, he needs
to be with his wife.
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It's real important to him.
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But Angelino doesn't like me.
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Doesn't like you? Oh, no.
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He hates you.
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But he said he
could put up with you
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for three days.
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Wait a minute, you already told
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him I'd do it, Felipe,
without asking...
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Only because you are
such a good friend. Aw!
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Oh, amigo, please.
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Start tonight, until
my baby comes.
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My little tamale.
Oh, okay, okay.
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Three olés for the jefe.
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Olé! Olé, ! Olé!
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Chicken cacciatore.
Oh, coming up.
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Tripper. Hello, Mr. Angelino
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I don't want any
trouble with you.
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We have a problem out there.
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We have a problem?
Don't argue with me.
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I'm not... There you go, again!
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Sorry.
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The only reason I let you
back was as a favor to Felipe.
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I promise I'll do my best.
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No, you've got to
do better than that!
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Listen, Mr. Angelino
No, you listen.
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And listen carefully.
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A customer just
walked in, Mr. Cannon.
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Mr. Cannon?
You're not listening.
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Sorry.
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He ordered linguine and clams.
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My specialty! He'll love it.
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Oh, I hope so for
your sake. Huh?
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Mr. Cannon is a
very important man.
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Veh-heh-heh... ery important.
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What does he do? Shh!
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What? Shh-shh!
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All you have to know
is, if he's happy here,
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it's good for
business. If he's not-
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there is no business.
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Why? What can he do?
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Anything he wants.
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You're not telling
me he's a... he's a...
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Remember what I said before.
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What?
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Shh!
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I'll get started on the
linguine and clams.
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And it better be good.
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I'll cook as though
my life depends on it.
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It does. Don't be nervous.
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Me? Nervous?
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When I cook, nothing bothers me.
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Duck!
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Now, I put my
heart into this steak
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just to beef it up. So...
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Thank you for your attention.
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I hate that guy.
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What did you do to
the linguine and clams?
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Nothing! Nothing?
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You must have done
something. He wants to see you!
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Mr. Cannon? Shh!
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Mr. Cannon! Well,
come in! Come in.
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Welcome to my kitchen.
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You the chef?
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Huh? Well, uh...
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Yes, yes, Mr. Cannon.
You see, I didn't
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want to hire him, but
the union insisted...
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Angelino, you talk too much.
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You noticed that
too, huh? As for you.
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I tried your linguine and clams.
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Let me tell you what happened...
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It was delicious!
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Ah, well, that's what
happened, it turned out just right.
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Oh, I knew he was a great
chef the moment I saw him.
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Hey kid. Yes sir?
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That linguine was
the best I've had
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since my poor, sainted
mama passed away.
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God rest her soul.
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Amen.
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What?
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Ah-men?
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Hey, Angelino. You make a good
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choice with this kid.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Cannon.
Of course, he's only a
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temporary chef here...
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I want to see more of him.
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Who is now permanently hired.
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Permanent?
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I was saving it for a surprise!
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Oh, Felipe and
I together will...
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Oh, no! Just you, Tripper.
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I can't afford two chefs.
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Felipe goes back to
being a salad man.
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Oh, no way. I can't take
Felipe's job away from him.
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What? I said, I'm
sorry, but I can't. Hey.
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I hate the word "can't".
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He hates the word "can't".
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I'm sorry, but I won't.
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I hate the word "won't"...
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more than I hate
the word "can't".
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He hates the word
"won't" more than
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he hates the word "can't".
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But...
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I wouldn't take a chance on that
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word either.
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Oh, Mr. Cannon.
We'll work it out.
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Trust me.
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Hey, come on. I trust everybody.
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Until they give
me reason not to.
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I'll be in tomorrow night.
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7:00.
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Tripper, are you crazy?
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You almost said
no to Mr. Cannon!
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Shh!
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Mr. Angelino. I can't steal
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Felipe's job away from him.
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I won't do it.
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Tripper! No.
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Jack.
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Son.
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Don't do this.
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Mr. Cannon wants
you to work here.
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If he doesn't get what he wants,
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something bad will happen
to me. I'm sorry, Mr. Angelino.
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I'll tell you something else.
It won't make any difference.
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Something bad
will happen to you.
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That makes a difference.
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Why did I let that guy
Cannon scare me?
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Because he could hurt you!
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Oh, yeah. That was why.
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I still should have said no.
I'm so ashamed of myself.
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Oh, Jack.
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How can I ever face Felipe?
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When's he coming
back to work? Monday.
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Well, that gives you three days.
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Huh?
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Yeah, Jack.
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You oughtta be
able to think of some
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way of getting out by then.
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Thank you.
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You girls made me
feel so much better.
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Oh, boy!
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What a relief it is not to
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have to worry about... Felipe!
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Jefe!
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What are you doing
here? I am a papa!
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The baby! He comes early!
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Ohh! Come on in.
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Congratulations.
We're so happy for you.
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I'm so happy for you.
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I am happy for me too.
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Oh, boy. Everything
worked out fine.
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Thanks to my good
friend Jack. Hey.
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Now I can go back
to work tonight!
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Tonight?
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Tonight?
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Uh... tonight?
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Yeah, Jack. He wants to
come back to work tonight.
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But you can't come
back to work tonight.
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Why not? Why not, why not?
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Uh... Because, well,
come on, Felipe,
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Shouldn't you be
with your new son?
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Why? I already did my part.
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So, I go back to work tonight.
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Felipe, I have to talk
to you about work.
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Honest, I had nothing
to do with it, but...
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Nothing? My friend, you had
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everything to do with
it. And because of that,
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I am going to name
my son after you.
264
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:15,099
Terri... Janet,
did you hear that?
265
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:20,471
Jack Gomez.
266
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,540
No, yours will not
be the first name.
267
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,609
Oh, sorry.
268
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:26,277
What is his first name?
269
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,712
Fernando Valenzuela.
270
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:33,951
Fernando Valenzuela Felipe
José Jack Francesco Gomez.
271
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,256
You come right before my cousin.
272
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,493
You hear that, girls? I come
right before his very own cousin!
273
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,528
My cousin is a pig.
274
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,677
You are my very good friend.
275
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,403
Adíos.
276
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:56,574
Adíos, Felipe.
See you later. Bye!
277
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,843
Now what?
278
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,389
Oh, Jack. You can't let Felipe
279
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,157
show up for work
tonight. I know.
280
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,449
Why was that little
Fernando in such a hurry?
281
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,195
Why do you have to
be such a good cook?
282
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,020
Wait a minute. I'm
not a good cook,
283
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,288
I'm a lousy cook!
284
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,390
What? I am the worst
cook in the world.
285
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,504
Oh, no you're not!
Yes I am. And tonight,
286
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,963
when Cannon comes in, he's
going to get the worst meal of his life.
287
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:22,199
Then he'll force Angelino to fire
me, and Felipe will get his job back!
288
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,580
Did you ever hear
anything so crazy?
289
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,538
Yeah, I think it's a
great idea! Thanks, Terri!
290
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,619
Listen, I'm going down to the restaurant
before Felipe does and get things ready.
291
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,445
See you later! Jack!
292
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,647
Oh, boy.
293
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,517
Oh, boy oh boy oh boy...
294
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,354
What's the matter, Janet?
295
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,156
The problem is solved!
296
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,292
Oh sure.
297
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,800
What if Mr. Cannon
gets angry when
298
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,740
Jack serves him a lousy meal?
299
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,365
What if he has Jack...
300
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,068
What if he does
something nasty to Jack?
301
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,238
Ohh... I never thought of that!
302
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,118
I don't think Jack
did either, Terri.
303
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,876
So we better do some
thinking for him. Yeah.
304
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,262
Tripper! You're here early!
305
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,786
Well, Felipe said he was
coming back tonight, so...
306
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,787
Good thinking.
307
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,157
And you tell Felipe
if he wants his old
308
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,804
job back as Salad Man,
he's got it. Mr. Angelino...
309
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,594
No, no, no, no. He deserves it.
310
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,830
And you do a good job
on Mr. Cannon's linguine.
311
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,833
I'm working on it
right now. That a boy!
312
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:33,182
In fact, I'm giving it my
extra-special attention.
313
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,173
Go to it... son.
314
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,941
Dash of pepper. Oh, good, good.
315
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,178
Very good!
316
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,946
"Good. Good."
317
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,082
"Very good!"
318
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:54,892
Felipe!
319
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,126
Jack!
320
00:14:56,196 --> 00:15:00,164
I told you I was
coming to work tonight.
321
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:05,169
What are you
doing in my kitchen?
322
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,438
It's like this, amigo.
323
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,307
Mr. Angelino gave me your job.
324
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,276
What?
325
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,345
I-I mean... he gave me your old
326
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,314
job as salad man.
327
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,983
You mean, you
328
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,097
who used to be the big mi jefe
329
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,931
when I was the humble salad man,
330
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:28,092
is now the humble
salad man himself?
331
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:31,762
I love it!
332
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,297
Tripper!
333
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,531
Mr. Cannon is here.
334
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,134
Linguine and clams
coming right up.
335
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,136
Did you talk things
over with Felipe?
336
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:42,707
Sí, it is just fine
with me. Good, good.
337
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,109
Now get Mr. Cannon's
food out there!
338
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,445
He wants the chef to
serve it to him, personally.
339
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,113
Of course.
340
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:55,552
Did you put enough
pepper in this?
341
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,621
I better make sure.
A little bit more
342
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,491
wouldn't hurt.
343
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,897
Felipe.
344
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,166
Would you permit this
lowly, humble salad man
345
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,536
the privilege of serving
this magnificent creation
346
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,806
for you? No way.
347
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,674
Please?
348
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:18,843
Mi jefe?
349
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:22,379
Since you put it that way.
350
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,130
Here you are, Mr. Cannon.
351
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,555
Linguine and clams.
352
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,769
Made from my
extra-special recipe.
353
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:37,193
Prepared exclusively
by me, for you.
354
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,302
I hope you enjoy this
extra-spec... Quiet!
355
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,609
I'm going to eat! Sure.
356
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,093
It's fantastic!
357
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,523
I'm so... What!
358
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,144
It's even better than my mama's
359
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,134
God rest her soul's linguine.
360
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,770
Achoo!
361
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,340
Finally, eh? A cook
who uses enough spices.
362
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:27,010
Thank you, thank you
Mr. Canno... Achoo!
363
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,080
Tripper, you are
my chef for life!
364
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,149
Yeah, but...
365
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,018
In here, lieutenant!
366
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,320
That's the man!
367
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:44,228
Nobody move.
368
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,142
You Jack Tripper? Huh?
369
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,166
Police.
370
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,905
This woman has filed
a complaint against you.
371
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,285
What is going on here?
372
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,375
You're under arrest.
373
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,677
My friend.
374
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,290
What seems to be the trouble?
375
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,314
Who are you?
376
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,848
Oh, of course.
You're... who you are.
377
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,962
Uh. He deserted this
woman, and left her
378
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,986
with no visible
means of support.
379
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,821
Right. And there
are laws against that.
380
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,890
You're going to
be put away for a
381
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,425
very long stretch, Mr. Tripper.
382
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,705
Stool pigeon!
383
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,963
Rat!
384
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,799
Look out, Lieutenant,
he's a very dangerous man.
385
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,400
Hey, excuse me.
386
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,235
But he's a friend of mine. Hmm?
387
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,671
Now couldn't...
388
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,540
we make an
exception in this case?
389
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,876
I'm afraid that's impossible.
390
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,844
The law... is the law.
391
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,781
How does $100.00 sound?
392
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,116
Better than what
I just said. 10-4!
393
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,226
Angelino.
394
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,738
Yes, Mr. Cannon?
395
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,072
Some chairs for my friends.
396
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,975
No, no... I think we
all oughtta sit down.
397
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,068
Sit down. We oughtta
have a little talk.
398
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,417
Yes, sir.
399
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,442
Now, what did my friend here
400
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,611
do that was so bad?
401
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,917
He stays out all night long!
402
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:19,289
Boys will be boys.
403
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,102
Maybe you oughtta,
you know, stay home
404
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,059
one night a week?
405
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,472
Yeah, but see, I have this
406
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,896
gorgeous girlfriend... Hey!
407
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,898
Admit nothing!
408
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,139
When he does bother
to come home, he's
409
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,908
always drunk, and
beats on our kids.
410
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,678
Man's gotta relax, right?
411
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,963
Maybe you oughtta
cut down on the
412
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,554
booze, you know? Just a little.
413
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,367
I'll drink what I want, when
414
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,325
I want, and how much I want!
415
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:59,830
Gotta admit, the kid
knows what he wants.
416
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,833
One time I told him
not to yell at my mother,
417
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,602
and he beat me black and blue!
418
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,672
What?
419
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,273
With a broom handle!
420
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,642
He yelled at your mama?
421
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,311
I had to be in bed
for a whole week!
422
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,181
You yelled at her mama?
423
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,794
Well the TV was up loud.
424
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,252
You yelled at her mama?
425
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,431
All right, Mr. Cannon?
426
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,766
Yeah, about this kid here...
427
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,267
I love him like my son!
428
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,892
I never want to
see his face again!
429
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,641
I don't have a son. Tripper!
430
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,431
You're fired!
431
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,301
Fired? Fired!
432
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,936
Oh, shucks.
433
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:43,140
Well, I better get my
stuff and clear out.
434
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,141
Hey! Eh?
435
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,142
You stay.
436
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,143
Me?
437
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,478
I gotta get home to the kids...
438
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,106
I think you better stay.
439
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:52,483
Know what? Huh.
440
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:56,086
I like a girl who
likes her mama.
441
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,757
Sure, everybody
likes their parents.
442
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,526
Try some linguine.
443
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,169
It's good! You know?
444
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,782
Felipe, will you listen to me?
445
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:17,140
Hey, don't tell me. I
saw what happened.
446
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:19,476
I got ears! You're
stabbing me in the back!
447
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,922
But can I explain?
448
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,780
No, I don't need
your explanations.
449
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,983
And what's more, my
son don't need your name!
450
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,319
You could have it back!
451
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:29,431
Felipe.
452
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,455
It's too late.
453
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,091
Where are you
going? I am leaving
454
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,227
and I am never
coming back again!
455
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,297
Wait!
456
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:43,000
The gringo's out, you're in!
457
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:46,070
Look who's back.
458
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,682
Felipe, that's what I was trying
459
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:48,750
to tell you.
460
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,085
You got your job back.
461
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,153
I'm happy for you.
462
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,177
Oh, I am happy for me too, jefe.
463
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:57,147
And my son decided to
keep your name after all.
464
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,527
Thanks a lot. I've got to
465
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,718
get Janet.
466
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,668
What do you want? I want to
467
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:07,692
talk to my wife.
468
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,760
Janet, I'm going
to take you home.
469
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,329
Okay, if you'd rather stay here,
470
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:15,198
it's okay with me!
471
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:18,435
You stay. I haven't
finished telling you
472
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,772
about my mama,
God rest her soul.
473
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,541
Here, have some
more linguine. Ahh!
474
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,638
I don't want to hear
any more excuses.
475
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:45,362
We had it worked out
and you loused it up.
476
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:46,975
The man flashed a hundred-dollar
477
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,666
bill in my face. I
couldn't help myself.
478
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,179
I'm not defending
Larry... Why not?
479
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,681
Will you keep out of this?
480
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,650
Lar... Janet!
481
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,085
Janet. Don't you dare
482
00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,341
talk to me, Jack Tripper.
483
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,510
How could you just
leave me like that?
484
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,890
Why, you seemed to
be having a good time?
485
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:02,914
Good time?
486
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:07,017
I had to sit through
hours of stories about
487
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,785
Mr. Cannon's mama,
God rest her soul.
488
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,288
And then I had to start
making up stories about
489
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,590
my own mother!
490
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:13,701
Jack!
491
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,769
How could you just
492
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,338
walk out on her like that?
493
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:18,362
Oh! Please! You
are one to talk Larry.
494
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,197
You just took the money and ran.
495
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:23,934
Larry, you are a
miserable, lowdown rat.
496
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,103
I know.
497
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:28,171
Why can't you just accept that?
498
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,974
You know what your
problem is, Larry?
499
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,176
All you ever think
about is money.
500
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,389
Oh, really? Okay, Janet.
501
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,224
I'm going to show
you the kind of
502
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,681
guy I really am.
503
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,851
Here. You take
the hundred dollars.
504
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,786
Thanks.
505
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:43,855
Thanks.
506
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:51,929
She took my money! Jack!
507
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:28,666
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