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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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Boy, jack, I sure
Am glad... Shh!
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You'll wake up cindy.
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- oh, I'm sorry.
- good night. I'm going to bed.
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- wait, janet! Wait a minute.
- what, honey?
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Aren't you gonna thank me
For taking you to the movies?
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I paid.
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Yeah, but I carried the popcorn.
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And then you ate it all.
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Well, I couldn't help it.
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That steamy love
Scene made me hungry.
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All that kissing and
Heavy breathing...
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What love scene? We
Saw a murder mystery.
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I'm talking about the
Couple sitting in front of us.
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Oh, jack, please,
Stop fooling around.
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That movie really
Gave me the creeps.
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I'm sorry. Hey, janet, did
The mail ever come today?
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Yes, but your check didn't come.
All we got was the phone bill.
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It's right over
There by the phone.
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Jack, don't forget to put that ice cream
In the freezer. It'll melt. Good night.
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Good night.
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Hey, jack, come here quick!
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Shh, you'll wake up cindy.
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No, I won't. She's not here.
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You mean, we're all alone,
Just the two of us? Hurt me.
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Oh, jack, ohh!
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I mean, she's not
In her bed, jack.
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It hasn't been slept
In. It's still made.
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Not to worry. She
Probably just went out.
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Yeah, but cindy woulda
Left us a note, jack.
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Cindy's like that. She
Would leave a note.
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Look, there's no
Note. There's no note!
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Janet, would you take
It easy? Cindy's a big girl.
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She can take care of herself...
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Which is more than
I can say for you.
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When will you girls learn
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To stop leaving your
Things lying around?
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I almost broke my
Neck on your heel.
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- that's not my heel.
- well, it's not mine.
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Then it must be
Cindy's. Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god, do you know
What this means, jack?
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Yeah, wherever cindy is,
She's probably walking around
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With one leg shorter
Than the other.
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How could you possibly
Joke at a time like this,
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When cindy's been kidnapped?!
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Pardon me?
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Don't you see? Oh,
Men are so dumb!
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This heel was broken
Off of cindy's shoe
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When she was struggling
With an intruder
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Who broke in here
And kidnapped her.
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Janet, I think your
Brain has been kidnapped.
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You know, what
Probably happened was,
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Cindy wanted some warm
Milk to help her sleep.
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We don't have any milk, so she went
To the store to buy some. That makes...
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That's probably her now.
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You kids know what time it is?
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12:45, thank you.
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12:46.
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This is no laughing matter.
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This is the second time tonight
You woke me up with your noise,
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And I'm not gonna
Tell you again!
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Good.
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Get in here!
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Mr. Furley, what do you mean, "The
Second time"? When was the first time?
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- a couple hours ago.
- we were at the movies
A couple hours ago.
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Well, somebody was up
Here makin' a heck of a racket,
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Like they were
Jumpin' up and down...
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Woke me up out of a sound sleep.
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Well, that musta been cindy.
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Well, she could've at least
Shown me the courtesy
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Of opening the door
When I came up to complain.
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Well, maybe she'd already gone
Out by the time you got up here.
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Yeah, or maybe someone
Had their hand clamped
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Over her mouth so she
Couldn't call out for help
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Before he gagged her and
Dragged her off to god knows where!
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What're you talking about?
What's she talking about?
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She's still thinking about
That murder we saw tonight.
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Murder? What murder?
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In the movie, the movie.
Relax, a film, movies.
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- mr. Furley, cindy is gone.
- where'd she go?
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I don't know... She's not in
Her room, she's not in her bed.
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Well, maybe she went
Down to the regal beagle.
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Of cour... That's it, the
Regal beagle. That's where...
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And tonight is their
Annual adam and eve night.
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Adam and eve?
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Yeah, every guy there
Gets paired off with a girl,
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And they go off and
Raise a little cain.
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You mean, if they're able.
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- cain and able?
- yeah, I got that.
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- cain and able.
- right.
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Darn it! The line's busy.
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Well, I suppose I could
Mosey on down to the beagle,
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And check it out for ya.
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Who knows? Maybe I'll get lucky.
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- and find cindy!
- hmm? Oh, yeah, that, too.
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- and you call us the minute
You get down there.
- okay, okay!
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Oh, jack, what're we gonna do?
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Janet, you know the
First thing you oughta do?
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- what?
- stop pacing. It's making me nervous.
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- sorry, jack.
- it's all right.
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- what's taking him so long?
- who?
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Mr. Furley!
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Janet, the man has only
Been gone 10 seconds.
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Would you cool it?
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Thank god. Cindy!
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Oh, it's just you.
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Janet, you're never gonna get
A job with the welcome wagon.
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Don't pay any attention to
Her. It's nervous time over here.
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Cindy is missing.
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Yes, furley just told
Me. What's the story?
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An empty bed, a
Broken heel, no note,
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People jumping up and down,
And nobody answering that door.
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- you get the picture?
- yeah, but it's a little
Out of focus.
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Do you wanna help
Us or not, larry?
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All right. Calm down, janet.
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Look, maybe she just took
A walk along the beach.
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That... Hey, of course.
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You know how much cindy likes to
Walk along the beach. Thanks, larry.
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It is a little silly, walking
Along the beach this time of night.
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- larry...
- no, I mean, it is high tide.
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The waves are over 10 feet high.
You could be swept out to sea.
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Thanks for stopping
By. You must be tired.
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You know, there's no moon.
Terribly dark out there.
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Paradise for muggers.
Creep up on you...
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I don't wanna hear any more!
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Larry, I don't know how
We'd get by without you.
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- in that case, I'd better stay.
- oh, good.
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So, how's business?
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Oh, it's slow. Nobody's tried to
Pick me up or take me home with 'em.
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I don't know. Maybe
It's this dress.
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No, you look great.
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Hey, you are the best-lookin'
Undercover cop on the vice squad.
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You think it's too late
To get something to eat?
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I'll go to the
Kitchen and check.
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I'll be right back.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You lookin' for someone?
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Yeah, I'm looki" for a girl.
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Oh, that's interesting.
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Any special kind of girl?
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As a matter of fact,
Yes, I am... A blond,
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About your size,
Nice complexion,
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Pretty blue eyes.
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Well, what I mean is...
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Oh, a tall blond
With, uh, blue eyes.
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Yeah, you think
You could help me?
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Mmm, maybe.
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Geez, that'd be great.
I'd be ever so grateful.
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How grateful?
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Huh?
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Well, I'm a working
Girl, and time is money.
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Money is no object.
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Here, how does $3 sound?
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It must be the dress.
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Either that or you're the
Cheapest john I've ever busted.
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Busted?
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You're under arrest
For solicitation.
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Oh, you mean you're...
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- come on, come on.
- damn it!
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Well, any luck?
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Nah, the line at the
Beagle is still busy.
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Why doesn't mr. Furley call us?
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Don't worry, janet.
Mr. Furley will find cindy, okay?
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Well, who's gonna
Find mr. Furley?
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All right, I'll tell
You what I'm gonna do.
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I'll go to the beagle and
See what's takin' him so long.
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Lar, lar, listen, pal.
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I don't know how long I can
Keep janet from going bananas.
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So call us in 10 minutes,
Whether you find him or not.
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- okay, no problem.
- thanks.
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Boy, jack, this is really
Turning into a nightmare.
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First we come home,
And we find cindy missing.
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Then mr. Furley goes out to
Find her, and he never comes back.
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I don't know about you, but
I think it's pretty strange,
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The way people are
Disappearing around here.
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Don't you think so, jack?
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Jack? Oh, jack!
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Oh, don't you
Ever do that again!
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I won't, I won't. What did I do?
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There's only one thing
Left for us to do, jack.
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- we've got to call the police.
- we're not calling the police.
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Now you sit down
Here and calm yourself.
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- I can't.
- look, look, janet...
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We've got to do something that
Will take our minds off cindy, okay?
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Okay, um, um...
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Let's straighten up the room.
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Straighten up the
Room? No, it's cindy's turn.
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That's a good idea. Let's
Straighten up the room, okay?
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- I'll do the couch. Okay.
- all right.
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- janet?
- mm-hmm?
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Please tell me you've
Started smoking cigars.
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I don't smoke cigars, jack.
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That's what I was
Afraid of, janet. Hmm?
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A cigar-smoking stranger
Broke into the apartment.
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And wrestled poor
Cindy to the floor.
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Breaking the heel off her shoe.
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Before he carried her,
Screaming, off into the night.
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Both: call the police! Help!
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Hello!
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Hello, police? Yes, I'd like
To report a missing person.
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Her name is cindy
Snow, and... And...
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No, she's only been
Gone a few hours, but...
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Uh, well, I don't know exactly.
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No, she's... She's
Older than that.
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What?
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Oh, oh, I didn't know that.
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Uh, okay. Yeah, bye.
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What did they say?
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Well, they said they don't
Consider a person missing
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Until they've been
Gone 24 hours,
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Unless they're 11
Years old or younger.
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You dummy, why didn't
You lie about her age?
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- hey, mike...
- sorry, larry, we're closed.
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That's okay. I'm
Lookin' for mr. Furley.
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Furley? He hasn't
Been in tonight.
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- are you sure?
- I'm positive.
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The way he dresses,
I couldn't miss him.
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That's odd. How about cindy?
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I know she hasn't been in, because
I saw her on my dinner break.
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You did? Where? When?
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00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,531
A couple hours ago. She was
Gettin' in to some guy's car.
240
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,934
- whose?
- I don't know. Some older guy.
241
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:08,437
- what did he look like?
- well, he was a big guy.
242
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:12,108
He had grayish hair, and I think
He was wearin' a hearing aid.
243
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,876
A hearing aid?
244
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,412
You know, I think she was
Upset about something,
245
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,548
Because she was cryin'
When she got in the car.
246
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,751
Oh, no, I gotta call jack.
Lemme use your phone.
247
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,152
Oh, sorry, it's out of order.
248
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,221
You have to use the
Phone booth outside.
249
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,244
Right.
250
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,194
Uh, you're not
Gonna believe this...
251
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,896
Here's a dime.
252
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,265
Right. Put this
On my bill, okay?
253
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,089
Yeah, sure.
254
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,350
Hello, jack? It's me, larry.
255
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,586
Listen, somethin'
Fishy is goin' on here.
256
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,488
Furley never showed
Up at the beagle,
257
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,024
And mike said he saw cindy
Being thrown into the car
258
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,626
By some big, mean-lookin',
Gray-haired guy
259
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,129
With a hearing aid, and
That's not the worst of it.
260
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,865
She was crying. Huh?
261
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,668
Ja... Jack, I can't hear
You. Can you hear me?
262
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,604
I don't know, must be a bad
Connection or somethin'.
263
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,829
Look, I'll call you right back.
264
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,322
Come on, larry, call back.
265
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,023
What's the matter, jack?
266
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,225
Larry said furley never
Made it to the regal beagle.
267
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,595
No! Now he's missing, too.
268
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,864
And mike saw cindy
Being thrown into a car
269
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,400
By a tough-looking, gray-haired
Creep with a hearing aid.
270
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,736
I told you she was kidnapped!
Did he say anything else?
271
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,405
No, the line went dead.
272
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,273
Oh, my god, they've
Got larry, too!
273
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,975
I'm calling the police.
274
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,744
No, you can't call the police.
They said you had to wait 24 hours.
275
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,579
That's only if the
Person is missing.
276
00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,515
Now wait. Hello, police?
277
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,617
I'd like to report a burglary.
278
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:06,377
Yeah, somebody stole my roommate,
My landlord, and my neighbor.
279
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,424
Hello?
280
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,560
Hello? They hung up on me.
281
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,596
I'm going to search
For cindy my own self.
282
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,198
No, you're not!
283
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:20,969
Whenever anyone leaves this
Apartment, they don't come back.
284
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:24,073
On second thought, maybe I'd
Better stay with you, all right?
285
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,709
We'll just sit here and
Wait for someone to call.
286
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,199
Okay. Oh...
287
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:34,382
Poor little cindy,
288
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:38,553
Kidnapped by a sex
Maniac with a hearing aid.
289
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:43,514
Yeah, even if she says
"Yes," he won't hear it.
290
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,804
Hello, somebody?
291
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,939
Help!
292
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,223
Hello, officer.
Nice night, isn't it?
293
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:18,816
For what, vandalism? All right,
Now, come on. Get outta there.
294
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,039
- oh! Get up!
- mommy?
295
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,941
- get up!
- no school, right?
296
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,977
Jack, jack, jack,
297
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,146
It's 5:00 in the morning.
We must've fallen asleep.
298
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,281
It's 5:00 in the morning.
We must've fallen asleep.
299
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:39,728
I know!
300
00:15:39,752 --> 00:15:42,084
Did the phone ring?
No, we would've heard it.
301
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,989
- we'll just calm down.
- just...
302
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,825
I had this dream
About cindy, jack.
303
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,627
I dreamt how much fun it
Was having her around here.
304
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,997
Janet, don't worry.
She'll be back.
305
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,799
I was just starting
To get used to her.
306
00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:00,169
You know that cute,
Little way she's got
307
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,704
Of bumping into things
And knocking them over?
308
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,140
Especially you.
309
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,743
You know, in a way,
I sorta feel sorry
310
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,967
For the guy who kidnapped her.
311
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,983
I mean, in a way.
312
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,118
I mean, there's... Yah!
313
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,088
- what's this?
- a matchbook.
314
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,623
I know what it is, jack,
But where did it come from?
315
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,750
The blue lanai motel. So what?
316
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,432
Matches, the cigar.
317
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,568
Janet, whoever was here is
Staying at the blue lanai motel.
318
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,404
And cindy's probably with him!
319
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,507
We gotta down there right
Now. Bring a picture of cindy!
320
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,264
Okay!
321
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,715
Uh, janet, I'll handle
This. Leave it to me.
322
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,951
Okay.
323
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,620
- oh, good morning.
- yes, hello.
324
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,489
- I suppose you want a room?
- pardon me?
325
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,292
- no luggage?
- lug...
326
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,461
I can't rent you a
Room without luggage.
327
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,829
This is a respectable
Motel here.
328
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,821
- just a minute...
- okay, I'll rent you luggage.
329
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:10,005
Five dollars a bag. Will
That be cash or credit card?
330
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,974
You don't understand.
We don't want a room.
331
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,343
No, we want to find someone.
332
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,971
It's this girl right
Here. Have you seen her?
333
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:18,613
Maybe.
334
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,816
What do you mean, maybe?
Either you have, or you haven't.
335
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,884
Mister, I'm like a pay phone.
336
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:26,222
If you wanna get the dial
Tone, you've gotta put in a dime.
337
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,190
Well, I don't have any money.
338
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:32,750
Gadzooks.
339
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,898
- there's $5.
- I've seen this girl.
340
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,834
Who was she with?
341
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,869
Hey, buddy, that's a
Long-distance phone call.
342
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,571
Janet.
343
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,943
She was with a guy
About 50, gray hair,
344
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,678
Wearing a hearing aid.
345
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,969
I knew it! What'd I tell
Ya? What room are they in?
346
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,774
Good morning, daddy.
347
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,857
Good morning, daddy.
348
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,826
Good morning, darling,
Did you sleep well?
349
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,694
Well, but not long.
350
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,496
That was my fault for keeping
You up most of the night talking.
351
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,332
Oh, but I loved every
Minute of it, daddy.
352
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,467
I only wish you were
Staying longer than one day.
353
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,803
So do I, but you know
The life of a salesman.
354
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,504
One town one day,
Another town the next.
355
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,007
I know, daddy.
356
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,109
Which reminds me, I've
Gotta set up my samples.
357
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,710
I've got some
Customers coming over.
358
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,045
Oh, well, I'll go shower.
359
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,635
Okay, honey.
360
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,724
Who is it?
361
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:39,028
Jack: uh, room service.
Breakfast is ready.
362
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,763
I didn't call room service.
363
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,227
it's, uh, compliments
Of the management.
364
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,203
Oh, he's got a knife!
365
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,028
Ahh!
366
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,176
What's going on here?
367
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,545
- all right, all right,
Where is she?
- what?
368
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,647
You know who I mean. Where's
Cindy? We know she's here.
369
00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:58,976
What?
370
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,349
Don't play dumb with me.
We know you've got her.
371
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,586
My hearing aid... I can't
Hear without my hearing aid.
372
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,288
Where is cindy?!
We want her now!
373
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,990
Janet? Jack?
374
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,392
Come on, let's
Make a run for it.
375
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,561
Jack, what are you
Doin' to my father?
376
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,119
Don't thank me now,
Just make... Your father?
377
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,538
This was a huge
Misunderstanding.
378
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,607
Look at this, I broke
Your hearing aid. Testing!
379
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,267
Give me that.
380
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,616
- daddy, these are
My roommates.
- father: oh.
381
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,351
Jack, you better
Start explaining.
382
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,787
Cindy, this was a terrible
Misunderstanding.
383
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,723
We thought you
Had been kidnapped.
384
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,357
Kidnapped? Why?
385
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,260
- well, there were
All these clues around.
- what clues?
386
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,829
Well, your broken heel, for one.
387
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,797
Well, my father
Dropped by unexpectedly,
388
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,466
And I was so excited that I
Started jumping up and down.
389
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,702
- and that's when
She broke her heel.
- yeah.
390
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,338
- what?
- of course.
391
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,940
Janet, how else would
She break her heel?
392
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,408
I don't get it.
393
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,544
Elementary, my dear janet.
394
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,546
That must've been the
Noise that woke up furley.
395
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,549
How come you didn't answer
The door when mr. Furley came up?
396
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,217
Janet, use your head.
397
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:12,154
They had already left the
Apartment by the time he got upstairs.
398
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,790
But we heard that you were
Crying when you got in the car.
399
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:19,061
Janet, janet, janet, wake
Up and smell the coffee.
400
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,164
The girl hadn't seen
Her father in months.
401
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,599
Those were tears of joy.
402
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:28,203
No, they weren't. My father told
Me that wilbur was really sick.
403
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,072
Or tears of sadness.
That was my second choice.
404
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,674
Who's wilbur?
405
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:36,145
My basset hound. I've
Had him since I was 10.
406
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:39,614
- oh, cindy, we're sorry.
- and by then it was very late.
407
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,584
Since there were two beds
Here, I asked cindy to stay over.
408
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,020
- it's as simple as that.
- and so I did.
409
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,056
Well, I tried to get janet to
Believe something like that.
410
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,013
But would she listen? No!
411
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,663
- can I ask you guys
One question?
- janet: yes.
412
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,699
- jack: sure.
- why didn't you guys read
The note that I left?
413
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,701
There wasn't any note, cindy.
414
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,604
Yes, there was, I left it right
On the table by the phone.
415
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,339
Come on, cindy,
There was no note.
416
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,341
The only thing on that
Table was the phone bill.
417
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,405
I got it right here
In my hip pocket, see?
418
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,304
See?
419
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,220
Isn't that silly?
420
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,389
Excuse me, I've gotta
Be moseying along.
421
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,157
Just a minute, jack!
422
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,993
Do you mean you have had that
Note in your pocket this whole night?
423
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,628
And you never even
Bothered to read it?
424
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,397
- it was a mistake.
- mistake?!
425
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,232
Mr. Snow, can you
Help me out here?
426
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,423
Sorry, can't hear you.
427
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,759
Then I won't say, good-bye.
428
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,642
See you later, cindy. Jack!
429
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,345
Just get off my back.
430
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,614
I can't believe you could
Do anything so stupid, jack.
431
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,483
Janet, you started it. Enough's
Enough. I wanna go to bed.
432
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,386
- jack, if you ever...
- janet, did you find cindy?
433
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,756
Yeah, mr. Furley, and it was
All a big misunderstanding.
434
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,324
She is with her father.
435
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,460
Oh, good, I was really
Worried about her.
436
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,729
- we were worried about you. What happened?
- yeah.
437
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,753
To me?
438
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:07,502
Actually, I met this lady,
439
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:10,939
And, uh, well, she
Kinda smiled at me,
440
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,775
And, uh, well, one
Thing led to another,
441
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:17,902
And as a matter of fact, I
Spent the night at her place.
442
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,750
Mr. Furley, you dog!
443
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,419
Hi, you guys. Did
You find cindy?
444
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,520
Yes, larry, she's
With her father.
445
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,388
I gotta go.
446
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:31,248
Wait, wait, hold it. Did you
Tell 'em about last night?
447
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,266
How do you know
About last night?
448
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,424
I was with him.
449
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:49,077
With the same girl?
450
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,214
No, in the same police station.
451
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,950
He was picked up
For solicitation.
452
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,319
Soliciting? Mr. Furley, you...
453
00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:01,946
Who you gonna believe,
Me or a used car salesman?
454
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:20,442
Bye-bye, girls. I'm goin'.
455
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,177
Ah, ah, no, wait a minute,
Jack. Wait, wait, wait.
456
00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:25,681
Here, you haven't
Signed out yet.
457
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,283
- signed out?
- mm-hmm.
458
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,618
- signed out?
- yes, it's a new
House rule, jack.
459
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,287
From now on, whenever
Any one of us leaves,
460
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:33,855
We write down where we're going.
461
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,325
You've gotta be kidding.
462
00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:39,661
No, that we won't have more
Of these terrible mysteries.
463
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:42,197
Well, look, janet, I
Am not signing out.
464
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,599
I'm an adult, and where I'm
Going is my own business.
465
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:47,736
- jack... Jack...
- you take it.
466
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,372
Janet and I like the idea,
Jack, so you're outvoted.
467
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,207
Now write down
Where you're going.
468
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,142
Here.
469
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,166
- okay.
- 'kay.
470
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,886
- there you go.
- thanks so much.
471
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,120
- bye.
- see you later.
472
00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:07,989
- bye.
- have a good time.
473
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,858
And where's he going?
474
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:13,484
"I am going crazy, living
With you two girls."
475
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:45,027
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Videotaped in front of a studio audience.
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