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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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See you later.
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There you go.
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Hey, this is a real friendly
Place you got here.
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- oh, yeah.
- I'm glad we stopped in.
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You keep starin' at
Her, and the next girl
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You're gonna be
Lookin' at is a nurse.
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Sorry.
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It's okay.
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Oh, pal, you happen
To have any beer nuts?
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Sorry I'm late, jack.
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Check out the little
Number parked at the bar,
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The one with the
Body that won't quit.
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Yeah, she's also got a
Mean-looking boyfriend
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With a temper that won't quit.
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You shoulda seen what
He did to the bartender...
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- don't do that.
- do what?
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- look at my girl.
- no, but I...
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- you're doin' it again.
- what if he was? It's a free country.
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- hey!
- please, lar.
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Sir, excuse me, but I don't have
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The slightest interest
In your girlfriend.
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Oh?
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What's the matter with her?
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Nothing, nothing.
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From what I can
Remember, she's very lovely,
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With her blond hair flowing
Down her neck and her...
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- peekaboo sweater.
- peekaboo sweat... Larry.
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You know what? I'm gettin'
A little tired of both of you.
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- we were just leaving.
- that's good.
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Bye!
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By the way, do you happen to
Know where the little boys' room is?
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- little boys' room?
- huh?
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It's right over to your left, right
There, next to the little girls' room.
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- hey, thanks.
- no problem, no problem.
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- by the way, you don't scare...
- are you crazy?!
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Jack, jack, come
On, it's an act.
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That type of guy is all talk.
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Yeah, and with your help, I could
Be talked right into the hospital.
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Excuse me. May I sit down?
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- here? I'm sorry.
- oh, sure.
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I've come over to
Apologize for max's behavior.
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- I'm april.
- I'm larry.
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- I'm leaving.
- relax.
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April, well, you're
A lovely month.
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Yeah, especially the way
You overflow into may.
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Why don't you give
Me your phone number?
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Perhaps we could get together.
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That max, sometimes
He makes me so mad.
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Don't have a phone? Okay,
I'll give you my number instead.
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I wish max were more like you.
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You're very understanding.
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I can tell by
Looking at your face.
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Uh, no, I'm not. Look
Closer. It's hard, very hard.
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You know, if someone
Makes a pass at him,
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And I'm supposed to ignore it.
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Someone just looks at me...
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And max puts them
In the hospital?
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See? You do understand.
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I sure do. Would you
Excuse us? Come on, larry.
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Listen, if I were you,
I would talk to max
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To tell him to try to
Control his temper.
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- come on, larry, let's go.
- here you go, darling. Call collect.
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Would you quit that?
What if max... Max!
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Hey, now, what is this?
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- uh...
- I don't know, it's not mine.
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It looks like a
Phone number to me.
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It does? Yeah, it does.
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- but it's not. It's a prescription.
- a what?
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Yes, I'm supposed
To take one of these
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Every four hours
And go directly to bed.
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Come on, larry. It's late.
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You know, you're lucky, pal.
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My buddy let you
Off easy this time.
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You... Yeah, I'm all right.
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Cindy, you comin' to bed?
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Yeah, as soon as I finish
Balancing my checkbook.
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- okay.
- janet, will you help me?
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Oh, cindy, you're asking
The wrong person.
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My bank offered me a clock radio
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If I take my account
Somewhere else.
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- hey, hi, jack.
- hi.
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Hi, jack. You and larry
Have fun at the beagle?
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Well, if you call
Being intimidated,
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Threatened, and nearly
Beaten up "Fun," yeah.
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Well, jack, nobody ever
Said picking up girls was easy.
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Janet, will you
Quit kidding around?
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Some nut thought I was
Trying to steal his girlfriend.
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- were you?
- no.
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Of course, I wouldn't mind
Borrowing her a couple hours.
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- jack.
- this crazy guy started
To get tough with me.
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I had to straighten him out.
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so what'd you do?
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I did what any guy would do.
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I looked him right in the eyes,
Flexed my muscles, you know.
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April! What are
You... Get in here.
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What are you doing here?
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The bartender told
Me where you live.
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Why, that... That's
So thoughtful.
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Jack, I told max what you said
About controlling his temper.
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- what did he say?
- he hit the bartender.
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- he hit the bartend...
- gosh, jack.
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Looks like you're gonna have
To flex those muscles again.
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Yeah... April, these are my
Two roommates, cindy and janet.
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- hello.
- where's max now?
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I don't know, but he plans
On being at the beagle
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Every night until
He catches you.
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Well, that doesn't
Scare me one bit.
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It doesn't?
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No, I got enough beer in
The fridge to last a month.
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open up in there!
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It's max. Quick, hide!
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Hide! Not you, cindy.
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April, come on!
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open up this door!
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do you hear me?
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Hello.
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Hey, max, what's goin' on?
How ya doin'? What's happening?
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All right. Now where is she?
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- who?
- you know who... April.
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Max, listen, with two
Beautiful girls like this
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That I'm living with, what
Would I want with a third?
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Yeah, what would jack
Want with another girl?
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Yeah, since he can't get
Anywhere with either one of us.
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All right, now, what's in there?
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A kitchen, your basic kitchen.
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Stove, refrigerator, table,
Cups, saucers, you know.
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Quick, I gotta get you
Outta here. Come on.
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I told you there
Wasn't anybody in here!
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you should've
Listened to me earlier.
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- just get outta the way.
- oh, sure.
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Well, thanks for
Stopping by. Bye-bye.
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No, I ain't done lookin'
Around yet, jackie.
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Uh...
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Jack. April?
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Well, glad to see you
Finally came to your senses
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And dumped that
Ridiculous goon you...
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Gee, I wish I could stay,
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But the monks like us back
To the monastery by 8:00.
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In spiritus, exitus!
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You know what?
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I just hope plastic surgery can
Restore you to your former self.
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Don't you touch him!
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Thanks, I don't want your
Protection, cindy. Thanks, anyway.
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- cindy, get over here.
- all right, you.
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- lemme explain.
- what? Explain what?
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You lured my girlfriend
Back to your apartment
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To add to your
Collection of cupcakes?
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Cupcakes?
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I should warn
You, I know karate.
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Hyah! Yah!
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I'm not up to that yet.
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Hang on a second,
You big bully... Aah!
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Max, stop! He was
Only trying to help.
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Can't you see there's
Nothing going on between us?
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And even if there were, so what?
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You don't own me.
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If I wanna be here with
Him, that's my business.
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If I wanna put my
Arms around him,
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That's my business.
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And if I wanna kiss him...
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That's my business, too!
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I guess I'm out
Of business, huh?
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- that's right!
- now I lay me down to sleep...
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- max, your jealousy's
Driving me crazy!
- april, please!
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I can only handle
One fight at a time.
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All right, you. I...
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Where'd he go?
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Who?
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You know who.
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Oh, him who.
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Yeah, the who that I'm
Gonna turn into a what.
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Yeah... Hey, listen.
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If you lay one finger on him,
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I will personally
Tear you apart.
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Are you trying to turn me on?
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Get the phone,
Cindy. Get the phone.
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Hello? Jack?
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Where are you?
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Upstairs at larry's? He's gone.
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Cindy!
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He's back.
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Wrong number.
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Larry, larry, this
Guy is a psycho.
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No telling what
He's gonna do next.
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Come on, jack, he's never gonna
Find you up here, so stop worrying.
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open up!
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- start worrying.
- hide me.
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Okay, uh...
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All right, all right,
All right, calm down.
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open up, or I'm gonna
Break down this door!
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I'd like to see you try.
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Hyaah! Kyaah!
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Are you satisfied?
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Oh, yes, that was
Very well done.
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Well, I guess I was
Wrong. He ain't here.
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- sorry about the door.
- any time.
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Oh, by the way, could
You do me a favor?
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Just name it.
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Tell your friend
I'm gonna find him,
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And then I'm gonna kill him.
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God, jack! He left a message.
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I heard, I heard.
"Find him and kill him."
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Good morning.
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Cindy, don't ever do that again.
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Boy, are you jittery.
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I can't help it, cindy. I'm
Scared to death for jack.
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Can you just imagine
How he must feel?
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♪ singin' in the rain, just singin'
In the rain, what a glorious... ♪
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What are you girls
Doin' up so early?
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Jack, shouldn't you be
Singing "Nearer my god to thee"?
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What, do you mean
Because of max?
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No, because of the tooth
Fairy. Of course, because of max.
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Janet, all he wanted to do is
Put a scare into me, all right?
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It worked, but it's
Over, so you... Relax.
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Janet, look at
How tense you are.
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What you need is to take
A couple of deep breaths.
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Come on, inhale. Both of you,
Both of you. Come on, let's try it.
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- jack...
- inhale, exhale.
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That's it, that's
It. Inhale... Exhale.
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- it's not helping, jack.
- it's helping me a lot. Inhale...
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- jack!
- I gotta get to work.
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Jack, wait, wait,
Wait. Um, uh, um...
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Well, you, um, take good care
Of yourself today, okay, jack?
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Janet, believe me, we've
Seen the last of that guy.
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Would you stop treating
Me like a little boy?
244
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,137
Mommy!
245
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,219
What's the matter?
246
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,187
It's him, max. He's waiting
For me across the street.
247
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,453
What am I gonna do? Aah!
248
00:12:59,477 --> 00:13:02,057
Jack, just calm down. Pull
Yourself together, jack.
249
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:05,060
- now, look, you have
Nothing to worry about.
- I don't?
250
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,962
He's out there, but
You're safe in here.
251
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,164
- right, that's right. Right.
- right.
252
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,467
And the only thing I
Can't do is go to work,
253
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,370
Or go to the beach, go on dates,
254
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,862
Lead a normal life...
Oh, my god, I'm trapped!
255
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:23,579
Yeah, I'm afraid I can't
Come in to work again today.
256
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:27,349
Uh, well, yes, sir,
It's that 24-hour flu.
257
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,485
I know it's been three
Days, but, you know,
258
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,522
Some germs just can't tell time.
259
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,327
Who's there? I mean,
Uh... Who's there?
260
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,595
Man: larry.
261
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,430
How do I know it's larry?
262
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,766
come on, I need $10.
263
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,990
It's larry.
264
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,305
Come on, come on come
On, come on, come on.
265
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,042
Jack, you look terrible.
266
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,277
Well, wouldn't you? I
Haven't been able to eat.
267
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,913
I haven't been able to sleep
That guy will not go away.
268
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,850
You know, if I were you, I'd lay
Low for a while. Get outta town.
269
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,786
Larry, I can't go on running
Forever. I'd be better off dead.
270
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,623
Don't say that... Hey, maybe
That's not such a bad idea.
271
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,160
- what?
- I know this sounds crazy,
But it just might work.
272
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,694
Anything, I'll do
Anything, larry.
273
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,097
Good, I know where we're
Gonna hold your funeral.
274
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:18,200
- my what?
- I got this friend
Who owes me a favor.
275
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,569
We get janet and cindy...
276
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,792
Yeah?
277
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,674
Hey, how long do you think
278
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,377
Lover boy is gonna be
Able to hide from me?
279
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,847
He's not hiding from anybody
Anymore, thanks to you.
280
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,716
- I hope you're happy.
- happy?
281
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,119
- you killed him.
- murderer.
282
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,688
Hey, ho, whoa, whoa,
Whoa. Shh, shh, shh.
283
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,491
Jack just couldn't
Take it anymore.
284
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,294
His heart stopped in
The middle of the night.
285
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,286
God forgot to wind it.
286
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,939
Wait a minute,
Are you tellin' me
287
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,275
That jack is dead?
288
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,580
Cindy: that's right.
289
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,453
I don't believe it.
290
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,588
We don't care what you believe.
291
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:16,392
We're on our way to
The memorial service now.
292
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,061
At the shady hills funeral home.
293
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,196
On washington boulevard.
294
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,532
At 2:30, sharp.
295
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,123
Free parking in the back.
296
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,012
Did they say that jack is dead?
297
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,014
Yeah, that's what they said.
298
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,683
Oh, I feel terrible!
299
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,417
Me, too.
300
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,143
I wanted to kill him myself.
301
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,494
Larry: calm down.
302
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,897
I can't help it, these
Places give me the creeps...
303
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,365
Aah! What's that?
304
00:15:56,389 --> 00:16:00,135
- that's yours.
- that's... I don't want it.
305
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,204
No sign of max yet.
306
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:05,140
Oh, larry, what if this
Funeral idea doesn't work?
307
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,577
That's the beauty of it.
You're covered, either way.
308
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,680
Come on. Hop in.
309
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,782
- larry, I can't.
- why not?
310
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,084
- I'm not ready yet.
- oh, come on, jack.
311
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,452
Come on, I'll show you,
There's nothing to it, huh?
312
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,521
- here you go.
- larry, come on.
313
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:23,292
I'll tell you, this little baby is
The answer to all your problems.
314
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,260
You got your
Plush, satin interior.
315
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,862
Talk about your reclining seats!
316
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,397
Huh?
317
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,165
Larry!
318
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:34,970
And plenty of leg room, not
Like those japanese imports.
319
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,272
Larry, will you get outta there!
320
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,363
It's even got a sun roof.
321
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,780
Larry, you know, you're
Not selling me a used car.
322
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,783
Honest, jack, I'm not
Trying to sell you anything,
323
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,051
But if you just give this
Little baby a test drive...
324
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,586
Larry, listen to me...
325
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,422
You guys, you guys,
There's somebody coming.
326
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,257
- whoa! Somebody coming!
- lar!
327
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,660
Would you get out of here?
Okay, hurry, hurry. Quick.
328
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,351
Shh, shh, shh...
329
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,255
What am I, jack in the box?
330
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,375
Okay, now, don't move.
331
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,214
Mr. Furley!
332
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,183
Oh, my god, it's true.
333
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,385
Jack, why you?
334
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,921
- mr. Furley...
- janet, please, not now.
335
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:31,815
Oh, he was so young, so alive.
336
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,431
Couldn't you give
Him any more time?
337
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,113
It's a miracle!
338
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,415
No, it isn't, mr. Furley.
339
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,585
Well, it is a damn good trick!
340
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,354
Mr. Furley, look, I'm not dead,
341
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,323
But some guy's
Tryin' to kill me.
342
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,924
- someone's coming!
- look, mr. Furley.
343
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,593
We'll explain the whole
Thing to you later,
344
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,562
But for now, just
Don't give jack away.
345
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,864
- you don't have to worry.
- get rid of these flowers. I'm allergic...
346
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,267
Oh, get 'em...
347
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,936
Now just remember, jack, lie
Perfectly still and don't breathe.
348
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,172
Okay.
349
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,516
Is that him?
350
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,873
Was.
351
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,790
Yeah, he's deader than
A doornail, all right.
352
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:39,662
Yeah, well, max,
Thank you for coming.
353
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:43,599
Oh, yes! He's dead, all right.
354
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,601
Dead and gone.
355
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:50,339
Oh, jack, jack, jack.
356
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:54,076
He was such a wonderful person.
357
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,800
So sensitive. So thoughtful.
358
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,849
- so kind.
- amen.
359
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,841
There'll never be
Anyone else like him!
360
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,579
Never. Never.
361
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,895
- never.
- amen.
362
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:16,198
He was like the son I never had.
363
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,968
The brother I always wanted!
364
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,251
The friend I...
365
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:25,273
Mr. Furley, don't you
Think it's time to, um, um...
366
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,244
Time to lower our heads
In a moment of silence.
367
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:32,670
- lower.
- now for a moment
Of silence for breath... Jack.
368
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,390
There, there,
There. It's all right.
369
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,392
It's all right.
370
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:21,229
You know what? You're
Kinda cute under this light.
371
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:24,800
Would you like to go
Danci" after the funeral?
372
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,670
- april!
- april?
373
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,238
- april, what're you doin' here?
- I followed you.
374
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:35,010
Oh, max, I was afraid
You were going to do this.
375
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,346
Now, april, I didn't
Lay a hand on him.
376
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,915
He's telling the truth, april.
Mother nature beat him to it.
377
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,650
It was his heart.
378
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,041
God forgot to wind it.
379
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,950
Poor, poor jack.
380
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,833
I feel so guilty.
381
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:02,637
Yes, well, we all have to go
Sometime, and we don't want to keep you!
382
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,283
- what was that?
- what was what?
383
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,984
That sneeze.
384
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,787
It was him.
385
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,555
You know, there's
Somethin' wrong here,
386
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,758
And I ain't goin' nowhere until I
Make sure that he's really dead.
387
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,460
What're you going to do?
388
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,084
Does anybody got a hat pin?
389
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:34,637
Max, max, isn't it bad enough
That you hounded him to his grave?
390
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,905
Do you have to make a
Mockery of his memory, too?
391
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,975
When you put it that way, it
Makes me sound like a real heel.
392
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,810
Yeah, yeah, forget
About it. Let's just go.
393
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,612
No, when you're right,
You're right, and you're right.
394
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,481
I mean, at least I owe
The guy an apology.
395
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,584
Jack, wherever you are,
396
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:53,288
I just wanna say that,
You know, maybe I went
397
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,024
A little too far, and I'm sorry.
398
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,115
That's okay.
399
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:07,569
You know how I said
I went too far? I lied!
400
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,506
That's not the only
Thing you've lied about!
401
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,842
If you're so crazy about april, then
How come you tried to make a date with me?
402
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,377
- what?
- I heard it.
403
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:18,146
- I heard him.
- I heard him, too.
404
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,916
- you two-timing...
- no, wait a minute, april.
405
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,384
I was just trying to
Make conversation.
406
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,352
You know how bad
I am at small talk.
407
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,388
You can do whatever you
Want now, max, we're through.
408
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,056
April, wait a minute.
409
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,559
You know you're the only
One I've ever cared for.
410
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,061
Jack, come on, talk to
Her. She'll listen to you.
411
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,230
Jack: nobody's home!
412
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:38,233
Wait, you know, this
Has been a big mistake.
413
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,068
You're a mistake.
414
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,603
April, please... You know what?
415
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:44,773
I love you. Did you
Ever hear me say that?
416
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,842
I don't think we're gonna
See any more of him.
417
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,778
Boy, am I glad that's over.
418
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,247
Listen, let's all go
To the regal beagle.
419
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,872
- I could use a cold drink.
- oh, me, too!
420
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:01,723
Jack: hey, guys, I'm stuck here.
421
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:06,583
- oh, I get the jo...
- hey, oh...
422
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:16,204
I'm telling you,
I will never get
423
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,828
Into another coffin for as
Long as I live... I'd rather die first.
424
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:25,013
That's one way.
425
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,516
Listen, I'm heading for bed.
426
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,617
- me, too.
- well, I'm not.
427
00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:33,722
Girls, listen, you expect
Me to sleep in my room, alone,
428
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,490
After what I've gone through?
429
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:38,860
Jack, you can't
Just sit up all night.
430
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:41,764
Yeah, but janet,
The nightmares...
431
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:45,133
Cindy, janet, couldn't I please
432
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:48,904
Stay in your room,
Just this once?
433
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,573
- what?
- are you kidding?
434
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,897
Ple-e-e-ease!
435
00:23:56,135 --> 00:24:02,350
Well... Just this once, okay?
436
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:05,821
Well... Bless you.
437
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,689
Okay.
438
00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,913
Hurt me.
439
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,719
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
440
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:21,236
Girls!
441
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:45,126
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