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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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Testing, testing, uno,
Dos, tres, catorce.
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Uh, "My name is jack."
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"Me llamo jack."
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"Dinner will be served at 8:00."
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"Go into the kitchen."
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"Bring me a bottle of wine."
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"Bring me a bottle of red wine."
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"Where is the
Coffee I asked for?"
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Jack, don't you know
How to say, "Please"?
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Oh, yes, on the
Tip of my tongue.
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por... Por... pour
Your own coffee!
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- hi, jack.
- hi.
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- what ya up to?
- I'm studying spanish.
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I found out a friend of
Mine got a job cooking
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On a cruise ship just
'cause he spoke it.
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No kidding? How's it goin'?
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mucho lousy.
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- it can't be that tough.
- oh, gosh.
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donde esta el museo.
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I will not!
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Not what?
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You just asked me to
Take off my clothes.
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"Where is the museum?"
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I won't take my clothes
Off there, either.
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You turkey. Oh!
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Hello? Oh, hi, mr. Furley.
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You wanna see jack right away?
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No, no, no.
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He'll be right down.
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- oh, hi, veronica.
- hi.
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Did you have fun at the beach?
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Uh-huh. Uncle ralph,
Thanks for letting me
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Stay here while my
Parents are traveling.
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Oh, it's nothing.
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I just hope my brother bart
Doesn't tire himself out too much.
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Oh, don't worry about daddy.
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He'll probably live
To be a hundred.
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Oh, my god, 52 more years to go.
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- hi...
- jack, come in here.
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Wha... Mr. Furley...
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You gotta help me out. My brother,
Bart, has planted a spy in the building.
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- mr. Furley, what are
You talking about?
- shh.
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It's my niece, veronica.
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She's spending the weekend
Here while bart's out of town.
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- what's wrong with that?
- bart's not out of town.
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It's a trick... She's
Here to snoop on me.
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Oh, mr. Furley, you're
Being a little paranoid.
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Paranoid? Was I paranoid
When bart tapped my phone?
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Was I paranoid when he
Opened my mail before I got it?
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Was I paranoid when he
Had a detective follow me?
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Wow, bart really
Did all those things?
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He did?
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Thank god, I was afraid I
Was just being paranoid.
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Mr. Furley, calm down, relax.
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How can I?
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Jack, I've gotta find some young
Man to take her mind off me...
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You know, somebody who's
Popular, good-looking,
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Fun to be with.
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You know anyone like that?
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You know, someone
Who drinks beer,
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And watches
Football, likes to bowl.
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- well, I like
To do those things.
- jack, I don't mean you.
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- then what do you mean?
- I mean, a guy who likes women.
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Oh, mr. Furley!
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Sorry, jack, there was just
No delicate way of putting that.
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Hi!
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Uncle ralph, don't keep
Me waiting. Introduce us.
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Uh, you're wasting
Your time here, honey.
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There are a lot of different
Kinds of men in the world,
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And jack isn't any of 'em.
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Jack?
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Uh, yes, well, I'd
Better be going.
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See you.
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Wait a m... Why, this is so s...
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I shoulda thought of this...
You know my brother's in town?
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He's not doing anything tonight.
You two would hit it off great.
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- your brother?
- yeah, m-my twin brother.
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I didn't know you
Had a twin brother.
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Oh, sure, we're identical twins.
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We look exactly alike.
We even dress alike.
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The only way you can tell
Us apart is, I have this mole.
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Mole?
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Yeah, right here. Would
You like a little peek?
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No, I would not!
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Jack, how come I never heard
Anything about this twin?
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That's 'cause he
Lives so far away.
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See, he's a cowboy from texas.
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- what's his name?
- austin.
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Austin from texas.
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Sounds very interesting.
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I would love to
Meet a real cowboy!
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Would ya? Well, let me
Go rustle him up for ya.
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- bye.
- bye-bye.
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Hello? Oh, cindy.
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Jack's on his way
Up there right now.
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Looking forward to
Meeting this austin.
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Austin? Who's austin?
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Mr. Furley, mr. Furley,
Cindy hasn't met austin yet.
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- he's out with janet.
- he is?
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Yeah, I'll send him down as
Soon as I see him. Okay? Bye-bye.
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Do you still have that old
Cowboy hat? Where is it?
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- yeah, it's in my closet.
- oh, good, good, good.
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- hi, cin.
- hi, janet.
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Janet, where's austin?
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About 150 miles from houston.
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Janet, I thought
He was with you.
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- who?
- austin.
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Cindy, you're acting
A little bit strange.
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Me? Jack's the one
Who's acting strange.
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What do you mean?
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Yeah, head 'em out
An move 'em out!
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Yee-ha! Howdy, ladies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Forget I asked.
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If you two will excuse me, I
Got a date with mr. Furley's niece.
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♪ I got spurs that
Jingle, jangle, jingle ♪
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Yee-ha! Pa-ding!
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I'll get it.
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Well, hello!
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Well, boy howdy. Whoo!
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My eyes must be buggin' out
Like a stomped-on toad frog.
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You're even prettier than my
Little brother said you were.
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You must be mr. Furley, yeah.
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So, you're jack's
Identical twin, huh?
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Yes, siree bob, we're closer
Than two ticks on a dog's tail.
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Flap-doodle! You're
Not identical twins.
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We're not?
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Of course not. Any fool
Can see you're a real man,
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Just by lookin' at
That sturdy chin,
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that rugged brow,
Those cold, hard eyes.
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You're a keen judge of
Character, mr. Furley.
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Thank you.
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I could tell just
By your wrist alone.
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Well, you kids have fun. I
Gotta go fix some plumbing.
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Why don't we sit down and
Get to know each other better?
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Well, I'd be right
Proud to, ma'am.
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Oh, I got a hitch in my giddyap.
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- you know, years ago, I...
- you're cute!
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- excuse me, I forgot my wrench.
- mr. Furley!
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I mean, land o' goshen,
What you doin' back so soon?
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For a second there, you
Sounded just like jack.
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I did? Well, every now and then I
Like to talk like my little brother.
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He's so funny. "Oh, janet,
How could you? Have mercy.
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Lordy, lordy, lordy."
He's such a little twerp.
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- he is a little twerp.
- is he?
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See you.
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Yeah.
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Where were we, jack?
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Don't you mean, austin?
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No, I mean, jack.
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You won't tell
Your uncle, will you?
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Oh, don't worry, jack.
It'll be our secret.
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Lordy, lordy,
Lordy, lordy, lor...
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Hi, girls.
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You're still mad about
Last night, aren't ya?
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You're darn right, jack
Tripper, and why not?
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If veronica told mr. Furley,
We'd all get thrown outta here.
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After last night, you won't
Have to worry about veronica.
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- mr. Furley.
- jack.
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My niece told me
Everything that happened.
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Everything?
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I'll start packing.
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I don't know how to thank you.
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Boy, that brother of yours
Showed her the time of her life.
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And before she left, she said
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She was gonna tell bart
What a great manager I am.
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Oh, good. What did I tell ya?
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By the way, where
Is your brother?
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Uh, my brother?
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Well, he's taking a
Nap in the bedroom.
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Well, wake him up.
We're gonna have a party.
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- no, mr. Furley...
- no buts.
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I'm not leaving this
Apartment until the three of us
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Get together arm in
Arm and drink a toast.
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The three of us?
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Yes, sir... You, me, and austin.
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Austin, rise and shine!
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No, mr. Furley, I don't
Think that's a great idea.
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Mr. Furley, we can't have a party
Because we don't have any refreshments.
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No problem, I've got
Everything we need all set up.
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Now, you go get
Austin, and I'll be back
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In two shakes of a lamb's tail.
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Uh, hang on, uh...
Ohh! Nice goin', jack.
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You've convinced furley
That you've got a twin brother.
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Now all you have to
Do is come up with him.
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Yeah, before
Mr. Furley kicks us out!
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Wait a minute.
Just relax, girls.
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I've got an idea. Hang on.
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Oh, no, not another idea.
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Yeah, what's he gonna
Do now, play triplets?!
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Austin just got an emergency
Phone call from texas.
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He has to fly
Home tonight, yeah.
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You honestly think that
Furley is going to buy that?
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He bought austin, didn't he?
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Excuse me, little fillies,
I've gotta be moseyin' down...
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Jack, wait, wait...
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- mr. Furley!
- austin, what're you doin'
With that suitcase?
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Oh, uh, well,
Mr. Furley, I'm sorrier
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Than a one-eyed
Gopher in a cactus patch,
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But I just got an emergency
Business phone call from texas,
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And I gotta take the
Next flight back there.
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So long, miss janet.
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Never catch your
Brother doin' that.
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What do you mean,
Somethin' like this?
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Austin!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot miss
Cindy. Come here, honey...
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Dang.
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Well, bye.
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All: bye.
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You can't go anywhere tonight.
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I got to... I gotta catch
The next flight home.
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- in this fog?
- fog?
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Yeah, it's thicker'n
Pea soup out there.
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Airport's closed
Down, and everything.
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Well, just be glad we're all cozy
In here where it's nice and warm.
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Let's get this party started.
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Mr. Furley, you don't have to go to
All this trouble just on my account.
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No, come on now. Here we go.
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- say, where's jack?
- jack?
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- he's downstairs.
- he's upstairs.
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What?
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- he's upstairs.
- he's downstairs.
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- which is it?
- it's both.
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00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:29,084
See, he went upstairs to borrow
The keys to that guy larry's car,
242
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:31,853
And then he went
Downstairs to warm it up, see?
243
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,755
Well, shouldn't
Somebody go get him?
244
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,257
No, no.
245
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,894
Yeah? Oh, yeah, just a second.
246
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,687
- cindy, is that for me?
- no, it's for jack.
247
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:49,004
Well, well, well.
248
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:53,176
She can't tell the difference
Between you and jack.
249
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,482
Yeah, isn't that dumb?
250
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,372
Yeah, dumb.
251
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,522
I'm sorry, jack's
Not here right now.
252
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,658
Yeah, you're just gonna have
To give the job to somebody else.
253
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,683
Job? Wait, wait, wait.
254
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,865
Uh, hello? Just
Hold on a minute.
255
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,568
Mr. Furley, I'd hate
To see jack lose a job.
256
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,270
Would you mind runnin' down there
And gettin' him, if you can find him?
257
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:24,206
- oh, sure.
- I'd appreciate that. Much obliged.
258
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:28,377
Thank you, mr. Furley.
Hang on one second.
259
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,780
Hello? Hi. Yeah.
This is jack tripper.
260
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,783
Oh, yes, I can start
Tomorrow. Sure, yeah.
261
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:38,120
I have a lot of
Experience in restaurants.
262
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,490
I think you'll find my
Cooking is unsurpassed.
263
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,960
It's no use. I
Can't see a thing.
264
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:47,063
Uh-huh... I mean, better
Than average, at least, okay?
265
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,899
Oh, that's great. I'm
Looking forward to it, sir.
266
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:53,669
Fine, see you tomorrow.
Bye-bye. Oh, that is so g...
267
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:58,640
Jack, how on earth did you
Get up here without me seeing?
268
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:02,844
Oh, mr. Furley, you didn't see
Jack pass you on the stairs?
269
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:06,815
- no.
- boy, the fog must be
Thicker than you thought.
270
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,452
Thick... Thick fog.
271
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,720
Well, let's get
On with the party.
272
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,789
Wait a minute. Now
Where's austin?
273
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:17,993
Oh, he went to the
Little wrangler's room.
274
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,796
Austin, are you
In there? Austin?
275
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:24,054
You lookin' for me? Yeah.
276
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,273
There you are, you son
Of a gun. How about a drink?
277
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,676
Oh, okay, ladies, sit
Down here on the sofa.
278
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,745
Why don't you sit on
Down there? Atta girl.
279
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,915
You know, it's good to see
The two of you boys together.
280
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,917
Well, it's great bein'
Together, partner.
281
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,586
It certainly is.
282
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,890
Well, how about a
Slug of bourbon?
283
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,914
Austin?
284
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,995
Fine, fine.
285
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,830
Oh, janet?
286
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,532
No thanks, mr. Furley.
287
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,934
Cindy and I'll just have
Some of this wine here.
288
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,637
It's real nice of you
To bring it along.
289
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,872
- here you go, austin.
- thank you.
290
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,808
And one for r.F.
291
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,611
And... Jack?
292
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,681
- right here.
- slug of bourbon?
293
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,384
Oh, gee, I don't know.
294
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,875
Oh, come on, you little twerp.
295
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,695
- well?
- okay, I'll try.
296
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,864
- okay.
- thanks.
297
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,533
All right, now, let's
All get comfortable.
298
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,535
- jack?
- yes, sir?
299
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:38,473
- I want you
And your brother, austin...
- right here, yeah.
300
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,499
To sit right here
On either side of me.
301
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,384
Uh, wait a minute. We
Haven't had a toast yet.
302
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,519
- to friendship.
- yeah, to friendship.
303
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,389
- to friendship.
- to friendship.
304
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,948
To friendship, tink.
305
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,569
Mr. Furley. Mr. Furley?
306
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,913
Here, mr. Furley, drink this.
307
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,006
Smooth.
308
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,689
Well, that was a great party.
309
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,592
- thanks a lot, mr. Furley.
- yeah, thanks.
310
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,328
What do you mean? The
Party's just gettin' started, ja...
311
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:37,165
- ♪ oh, mr. Furley... ♪
- janet, what're you doing?
312
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:40,703
I'm dancing. Can't have a
Party without dancing.
313
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,238
Isn't there usually music?
314
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,396
Yeah, right.
315
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,847
- that's better.
- yeah.
316
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,311
You wanna let me lead?
317
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,590
Feel free to cut
In any time, austin.
318
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,060
Whoa!
319
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,796
You are such a terrific dancer.
320
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,687
Yeah, that's what
My mother says.
321
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,635
Whoa.
322
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,972
- great party, huh, jack?
- I'm having so much fun.
323
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,842
Oh, my, my.
324
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,112
Well, that's enough for me.
You wanna step in here, austin?
325
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,881
- oh, dip me!
- what?
326
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,984
Dip me.
327
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,986
All right.
328
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,788
Say, jack, you mind if I cut in?
329
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,191
No, not at all,
Austin. Go ahead.
330
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,260
Thank you, yeah, yeah.
331
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,396
- howdy.
- howdy.
332
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,398
Yee-ha!
333
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,367
What a dip.
334
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,035
Yeah...
335
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,405
Cindy, I don't know
What I'm gonna do.
336
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,274
I don't know how long janet
Can dance with mr. Furley.
337
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,010
Be patient, jack.
You'll get your turn.
338
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,614
No... We've gotta
Get rid of him.
339
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,482
We can't stall furley all night.
340
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,151
We wouldn't have to if you'd
Only studied your spanish,
341
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,254
Instead of fooling around
With mr. Furley's niece.
342
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,356
- cindy, that's it.
- it is?
343
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,257
I love you! Listen,
Listen, listen.
344
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,894
- ow!
- did you say something?
345
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:17,533
Oh, yeah, I did, I said, "Wow,
What a terrific dancer."
346
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,969
Yeah, I am kinda
Light on my feet.
347
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,828
Not on mine.
348
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,443
Um, mr. Furley, excuse me,
349
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,911
But austin would like to
Speak to you in the kitchen.
350
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,103
Oh, of course. Excuse me.
351
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,837
Thank you for the dance.
352
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,794
You enjoyin'
Yourself, mr. Furley?
353
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,430
- just fine, austin.
- well, that's all
I wanted to know.
354
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,632
You just go on out and
Enjoy yourself some more.
355
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,869
What happened to the party?
356
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,138
- where's jack?
- he's studying.
357
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,339
What?
358
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,008
He told me to apologize to you,
359
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,176
Mr. Furley, but he's gotta
Brush up on his spanish.
360
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,913
Why on earth would he
Start studying spanish...
361
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,749
Mr. Furley, cindy, could you
Keep the party down out here?
362
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:11,887
We are trying to study in here.
Okay? Thanks a lot, we appreciate it.
363
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,389
Okay, jack, let's try
That one more time.
364
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,859
Jack: "Bring me a
Bottle of wine."
365
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:25,100
Well, it looks like this party
Is hitti" the end of the trail.
366
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:29,170
Yeah, let's have one more for
The road and call it a night, huh?
367
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,228
That's a great idea.
368
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,677
Jack: "Where is the
Coffee I asked for?"
369
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:39,503
Cindy: jack, don't you
Know how to say, "Please"?
370
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,877
Cindy, how did you throw
Your voice like that?
371
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:52,561
I bet you can't do that again.
372
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,330
Jack: "Por, por..."
373
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:58,199
Cindy: pour your own coffee.
374
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,859
Ha! I saw your
Lips move that time.
375
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:11,213
Hey, jack, you've gotta
Come out here and see this.
376
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,583
Jack? Well, now, I know he's
Studying, but this is rude.
377
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,320
I'm gonna have to go in
And talk to him about this.
378
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,522
Oh, no, don't, mr. Furley!
379
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,924
Mr. Furley, now look, it's my
Little brother we're talkin' about.
380
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,459
If any hombre is
Gonna go in there
381
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,528
To straighten him out,
It's gonna have to be me.
382
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,431
This guy really ticks
Me off sometimes.
383
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,166
Twerp!
384
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,202
- janet: go away!
- now, is that nice?
385
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,005
Hey, what's the matter with
You, you little pipsqueak?
386
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,107
austin, not now. Leave me alone.
387
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,731
get out of here! I said no.
388
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,579
Why, you... You can't do that!
389
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,471
Janet: no, jack, don't!
390
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:58,282
Mr. Furley,
Mr. Furley, can you...
391
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,754
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
392
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,069
Oh!
393
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,805
What's going on in there?
394
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,908
He hit me! My own
Brother hit me!
395
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,410
Well, I'm gonna have
To talk to him about this.
396
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,047
No, mr. Furley, don't do that.
He's crazy when he's been drinking.
397
00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:20,816
Well, somebody's gonna
Talk to some sense into him.
398
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,885
Mr. Furley, mr. Furley, be
Careful, he's got a branding iron!
399
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,176
I'll see you tomorrow.
400
00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:29,991
Wait a minute.
401
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:33,861
I've never let a branding
Iron stop me before.
402
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:36,153
- no, mr. Furley...
- outta my way.
403
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,526
Ohh!
404
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,247
Mr. Furley...
405
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,216
It's all right, jack.
406
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,574
He apologized.
407
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,183
Great party.
408
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:19,541
Well, I really pulled
It off, didn't I, girls?
409
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,176
You were just lucky.
410
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,145
Yeah, jack, you coulda gotten
Us in big trouble with furley.
411
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:27,783
No, he's harmless. Furley
Couldn't hurt anyone.
412
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,274
Oh, no? Did you ever
Try dancing with him?
413
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,958
Hey, cindy, what do you say we go
To the regal beagle to celebrate?
414
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:41,096
Why go over there? Why can't
We just have some fun right here?
415
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,997
Well, that's good
Thinking, cindy.
416
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:46,201
Now if we can figure a way to
Get janet to go to the movies...
417
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,371
Jack, if I have to warn
You one more time...
418
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:52,808
She must have eyes in
The back of her head.
419
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:56,512
- it's just so inconsiderate!
- inconsiderate?
420
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:59,181
Jack, if I go in that
Bathroom one more time...
421
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:03,318
Oh, that again. I swear to you,
Janet, I did not leave the seat up.
422
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:07,989
- really?
- well, I'm not the only one
Who lives here, you know.
423
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,747
Who do you think it was?
424
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,919
It was austin!
425
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:45,460
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