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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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Hey, anybody want a
Bite of my sandwich?
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Hmm? Oh, not for me, thanks.
I'm going to bed in a minute.
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How about you, janet?
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No, no, jack, I started
My diet today, remember?
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Oh, yeah, that's right, sorry.
I didn't mean to tempt you.
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Oh, come on, you
Didn't. Don't worry.
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- what kind of sandwich?
- sardine.
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Eww, thank you,
Jack, you just got me
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Through the first
Day of my diet.
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Oh, no, the poor, little fish.
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Cindy, how can I eat with you
Feeling sorry for my sandwich?
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I'm not, I just remembered
I promised mr. Furley
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I'd feed his goldfish
While he's gone.
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I wouldn't want him to come back
To a bunch of dead, smelly fish.
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Somehow, you know, I'm
Not too hungry anymore.
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Ugh, stop looking
At me like that.
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- hey, jack?
- yeah?
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How come you came
Home so early tonight?
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You think I could
Stay out and have fun
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With my two poor, little roommates
Home alone on a friday night?
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Oh, jack, that's real
Nice, but you know,
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Every once in a while,
A girl likes to spend
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A nice, quiet evening at home.
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She can wash her hair,
Write some letters,
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Take care of personal
Things, you know what I mean?
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Sure, janet, I couldn't
Get a date, either.
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No!
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Touchy, touchy, no wonder
You couldn't get a date.
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- temper, temper.
- oh! Don't you dare.
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- mrs. Roper!
- janet!
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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- mrs. Roper!
- jack!
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Big mama!
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Oh, I missed you kids.
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How have you been, mrs. Roper?
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- fine, just fine.
- and mr. Roper?
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Who cares?
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I don't care if I
Never see him again.
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Oh, come on, you
Don't really mean that...
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Oh, jack!
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Janet, janet.
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Janet!
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Oh, there, there.
Nothing can be that bad.
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Come on, mrs. Roper. Come
On over to the sofa. Come on.
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We'll sit down, and then you
Can just tell us all about it.
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I don't know what
I'm thinking of,
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Barging in on you like this.
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- we don't mind, do we, jack?
- of course not.
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- I knew I could
Count on you kids.
- what are friends for?
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My bag's outside.
Would you get it, jack?
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- you're staying?
- of course she is.
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What are friends for?
Go get the bag. Get the bag.
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I was so upset, no place to go,
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No one to turn to, and
Then I thought of you kids.
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Lucky us.
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Jack, I'm sorry. Are you hurt?
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Oh, no, it's just a
Simple fracture.
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Just think, janet,
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Do you realize this is
Our 25th anniversary?
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Wow, how wonderful.
Happy anniversary.
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Oh...
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Mrs. Roper, this is cindy
Snow. She's chrissy's cousin.
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Figures.
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Cindy, honey, sit down.
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And mrs. Roper, you just
Relax and tell us what happened.
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Well, all I wanted
Was for stanley
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To take me out
Someplace romantic,
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You know, maybe a few cocktails,
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A candlelight dinner, dancing,
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And then, maybe, afterwards...
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Well, that isn't too much to ask
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On your 25th anniversary, is it?
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Not at all.
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I would've settled
For the afterwards.
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- oh...
- so where did you go?
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Somebody gave stanley two
Tickets to a bowling banquet.
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Well, I agree, mrs. Roper, that
Doesn't sound too romantic.
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But you could still
Have a good time.
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How? He decided to invite
One of his bowling buddies.
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Men!
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Oh, jack, why don't you
Put that bag in your room?
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What?
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Mrs. Roper can
Stay in your room.
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- you can sleep on the couch.
- what?
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Oh, no, no. Oh, I couldn't.
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If you could just point
Out a cheap, little motel
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In one of the seedier
Neighborhoods?
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Sure, no problem. You
Go two blocks east...
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- jack.
- hey, wait a minute.
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Why can't she stay at
Mr. Furley's apartment?
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- he's away for the weekend.
- what a wonderful id...
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That's your old apartment.
That's perfect. Let's go.
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- I'll take you down.
- are you sure it's all right?
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I'm sure he wouldn't mind a
Bit. You okay there? Come on.
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And listen, this way you can
Get a real good night's sleep,
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And in the morning we will patch
Everything up with mr. Roper.
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No, we won't. I don't even
Want him to know I'm here.
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- yeah, but won't he be worried?
- yes. It will do him good.
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He's been taking me for
Granted for too long.
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That's right, mrs. Roper.
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Just let him think you're out there
Havin' a good time with somebody else.
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Janet, I don't think you
Should be butting in like that.
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- you mean, make him jealous?
- no, she didn't mean that.
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Yes, I did, jack, and you
Just tell me why not.
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I like that. I really like that.
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Make him jealous.
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Make him see how
Attractive I am to other men.
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Yeah.
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What other men?
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Well, mrs. Roper, come on.
That's not gonna be a problem.
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Janet, I don't think...
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I know you don't, jack. That's
Why I'm doing the thinking.
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Come on, mrs. Roper.
I'll take you on down.
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- janet, can I talk to you?
- give me that, jack.
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No, give me that.
Give me the bag!
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Boy, I don't blame
Mrs. Roper one bit.
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If my husband forgot
My anniversary,
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I'd break every
Bone in his body.
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Cindy, you'll probably do
That on your wedding night.
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No, I'm only kidding.
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Listen, I'm tired. I'm
Gonna turn in, okay?
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- after you.
- oh, jack.
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Good night.
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Remember,
Left-right, left-right.
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- I know!
- remember, we worked on that.
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Oh, fine.
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- mr. Roper!
- hi, jack.
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- how're you doing?
- fine, what are you
Doing down here?
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Well, I just happened to
Be in the neighborhood.
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Oh, terrific, that's
Really, really...
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- where is she?
- who?
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You know who. Helen,
I know you're here.
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Mr. Roper...
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Helen, come on out here
And face me like a man!
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- you're not helen.
- no, I'm cindy.
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This is chrissy's cousin.
She's staying with us while...
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Who cares? I wanna see
Helen, and I know she's here.
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She doesn't talk to her sister anymore,
And she doesn't have any friends...
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I give you my word, she
Is not in this apartment.
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And that's the truth, mr. Roper.
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Then she's really left me?
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Jack, jack, I've lost her.
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Oh, hey, mr. Roper,
There, there.
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- don't take it so hard.
- get away from me.
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Mr. Roper, you should
Be ashamed of yourself.
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Yeah.
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It's not what you think.
He took advantage of me.
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I mean, about mrs. Roper.
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- then you've seen her! Where is she?
- I can't tell you that.
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You know, you're comin'
Between a husband and his wife.
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Now look, mr. Roper,
Why don't we all sit down...
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Helen was a perfectly
Happy, married woman,
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Until these people started filling
Her head with those crazy ideas.
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Like wanting you to take
Her out on her anniversary?
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Yeah, things like that.
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Mr. Roper, this
Is all your fault.
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Going to a bowling banquet
On your anniversary?
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I didn't go to the
Bowling banquet.
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- you didn't?
- no.
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How could I go after what
Happened? I mean, helen was half crazy.
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You didn't go because you
Were worried about her, right?
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I didn't go 'cause she
Tore up the tickets.
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Yeah, and I don't
Blame her one bit.
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- who is she?
- this is chrissy's cousin...
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Who cares? Listen.
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If I could just see
Helen for one minute.
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I told you, I can't tell.
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She's all I've got...
And I wanna keep her.
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Why, mr. Roper.
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If I tell you where mrs.
Roper is, will you tell her that?
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Nah, I spoiled her
Enough already.
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Okay, okay, okay, I'll
Tell her, I'll tell her.
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- you promise?
- I promise.
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Okay, she's spending the
Night at mr. Furley's apartment.
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What?
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Well, it's okay. Mr. Furley's
Away for the weekend.
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Oh.
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So, there's no reason
Why you can't go
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Down there and show
Her how much you love her.
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Show her?
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Yeah, but you're
Gonna have to hurry.
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She took a sleeping pill.
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Oh, good, good. That'll help.
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Maybe I'd better just
Have a little brandy first.
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Oh, come on,
Mr. Roper, now, let's go.
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It's your old bedroom. I bet it
Will bring back a lot of memories.
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That's why I need the brandy.
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Mr. Roper, it's
Getting kinda late.
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Can I have another?
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Don't you think
You've had enough?
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Brandy makes me romantic.
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Pour him a double, cindy.
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Boy, you should've seen
Helen on our wedding day.
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She was real beautiful, huh?
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Mmm. You know, I'd really
Like to stay and talk to you
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About it, but my little
Cupcake is waiting.
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Mr. Roper...
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Now go to it. You
Know where it is.
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Jack, you're talki"
To a married man.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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Here comes your poopsie-woopsie.
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Oh, my god.
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Okay, helen, what do you got
To say for yourself, huh, huh?
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Stanley, how did you get in?
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How did I get in?
How did he get in?
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How did you get in?
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- how did I get in?
- you shut up, I'll ask
The questions.
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I think I know what happened.
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You think you know
What happened.
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You think you know
What happened.
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I think I could
Straighten this out.
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- get back in there!
- yes, sir.
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How long has this been going on?
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Oh, stanley, for heaven's sake.
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Why is it always the husband
Who's the last to know?
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Know what?
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Oh, no!
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You don't think that
She... That I... That we...
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It's no use, sweetheart.
He's found us out.
239
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,734
What?!
240
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,837
Found out what?!
241
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:51,340
Helen, after I've given you
The best years of my life...
242
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:55,599
Yeah, 1956 and part of '57.
243
00:13:57,571 --> 00:13:59,715
Okay, all right.
244
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:04,187
If this is what
You want, so be it.
245
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,210
As for you, fella...
246
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,749
You take good care of her.
247
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,266
Wait, aren't you gonna fight?
248
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,158
Fight? I'd never hit a woman.
249
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,295
Coward!
250
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,679
He's gone.
251
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,082
Now what're we gonna do?
252
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,040
Nothing!
253
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,799
- mr. Roper...
- don't "Mr. Roper" me.
254
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:51,493
What? Mr. Roper...
255
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,702
You think you're pretty smart.
You think you're pretty smart.
256
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,571
- I don't...
- you think you're pretty smart.
257
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,239
- okay, I'm smart.
- well, you're not.
258
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,208
- okay, I'm not.
- don't pull that dumb act.
259
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,110
- dumb act?
- you tried to set me up.
260
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,246
- I set you up?
- see? You admit it. Let me ask you, why?
261
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,914
- why what?
- you know why what.
262
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,017
You know why, you know
What, you know what, why.
263
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,052
- what?
- you know why, you know what...
264
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,921
Forget it! I don't know
What you're talking about.
265
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,488
You know, you know.
266
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,791
What, does this have
Anything to do with mrs. Roper?
267
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,526
Ah-ha, I knew you knew!
268
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,128
Look, mr. Roper, why don't
We sit down, have a drink, and...
269
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:22,064
I don't want your drink!
I'll buy my own drinks!
270
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,756
You keep away from me!
And you two, too. Two, too.
271
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,908
Good heavens, jack,
What was that all about?
272
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,977
I don't know, but
Whatever you cooked up
273
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,846
For mrs. Roper,
It just boiled over.
274
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:40,649
All I did was try to get a
Couple back together again.
275
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,517
- what's wrong with that?
- I don't know.
276
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,087
But every time you
Play cupid, janet,
277
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:49,725
Something goes wrong.
Mrs. Roper? Mr. Furley?
278
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,561
Janet, stanley found
Us in bed together!
279
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,596
Who? You and mr. Furley?!
280
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,634
Some cupid, stupid! You
Shot the wrong couple.
281
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:03,973
The two... The two of
You were in bed, together?
282
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,011
Cindy, could you go out
And make a pot of coffee?
283
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:12,381
Okay, but tell me
If I miss anything.
284
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,383
Go!
285
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,553
Mr. Furley, would you mind telling
Me what you were doing in that bed?
286
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,421
Nothing! I didn't even
Know that she was there.
287
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:23,425
He's a lot like stanley.
288
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,462
But you weren't supposed
289
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,597
To come home until
Tomorrow night.
290
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,634
Yeah, mr. Furley, you
Really ruined everything.
291
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,569
Oh, no, no, janet. You did.
292
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,237
Huh?
293
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,040
I followed that
Advice you gave me.
294
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,909
Oh, no, you didn't try to
Make mr. Roper jealous?
295
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,479
It didn't work?
296
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,315
No, no, he didn't
Even fight for me.
297
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,218
All he did was hand
Me over to a stranger,
298
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,919
Like an old sweater.
299
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,078
And I've got all the
Old sweaters I need.
300
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,996
Oh, jack, jack, you
Have to do something.
301
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,298
Oh, sure, come crawling
To me when you mess up.
302
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:03,956
Jack, please...
303
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,801
All right, all right,
I'll see what I can do.
304
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:10,005
- okay.
- don't worry, mrs. Roper,
First team is taking over.
305
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,275
- do you know where he is?
- I have an idea.
306
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:17,813
- oh, mrs. Roper.
- oh, janet, I made
Such a mess of things.
307
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,249
If only I hadn't
Gone away on that
308
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,184
Singles weekend, this
Never would've happened.
309
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,855
If only you hadn't come home,
This never would've happened.
310
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,989
What'd you expect me to do?
311
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,793
I never should've believed
Those ads in the first place.
312
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,463
"300 swinging singles."
Ha! What a laugh.
313
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,031
There weren't any singles there?
314
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,034
- sure, all over the place.
- then why did you come home?
315
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,605
Because they were
All guys, like me.
316
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:46,308
I'm gonna go downstairs to bed.
317
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,644
Wait for me, I'm
Coming with you.
318
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,212
Oh, no, you're not!
319
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:55,317
Oh, for heaven's sake, I
Left my clothes down there.
320
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,408
Oh, honestly.
321
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,028
Jim, could I have
A beer over here?
322
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,962
- sure, jack.
- hi, mr. Roper.
323
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,098
I told you to stay away from me.
324
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,501
I know, you have a
Perfect right to be mad.
325
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,638
Look, if she sent you down
After me, you're wasting your time.
326
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,773
- who needs her?
- well, not you.
327
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,575
Not after you have your pick
Of all those beautiful women.
328
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:25,180
Darn right. What women?
329
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,950
What women? Come on, mr. Roper.
330
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,320
When a good-looking,
Macho guy like you
331
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,389
Becomes eligible in this
Town, you know what happens?
332
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,292
Women from all over
Descend on him like locusts.
333
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:40,162
That makes sense.
334
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:44,622
Between you and me, some of
These women are pretty fantastic.
335
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,670
That is, according to those guys
336
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,795
Who go in for that sort
Of thing. Excuse me. Ooh!
337
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,346
Well, I'll be ready for 'em.
338
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,950
The women of today
Know what they want,
339
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,385
And they won't take
No for an answer.
340
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,121
They won't?
341
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,491
You won't have a minute's
Peace, not that you want one.
342
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:14,163
So, you won't have time to sit
Around and watch television anymore.
343
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,265
- no tv?
- no.
344
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:19,901
You'll be going out every night,
Dancing, eating in expensive restaurants.
345
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,570
Expensive?
346
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,707
You'll be going to
The ballet, the theater.
347
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,276
- expensive?
- yeah.
348
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,845
But who cares about
Money, when you think
349
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,581
Of those long romantic nights?
350
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,303
I gotta go.
351
00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:36,384
Wait a minute, mr. Roper.
What about beautiful women?
352
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,721
I don't want a beautiful
Woman. I want helen.
353
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,625
Mr. Roper, you know,
She seemed fairly upset.
354
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:47,463
A man's gotta do
What a man's gotta do.
355
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,097
What's that?
356
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,500
I'm gonna go see
Her and tell her
357
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:56,360
That I'm big enough to
Admit that she made a mistake.
358
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,245
Would you hurry
It up, mrs. Roper?
359
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,381
I'm almost asleep out here.
360
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,651
Yeah, I'll be outta
Here in just a second.
361
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,319
Good.
362
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,155
And, uh, oh, mr. Furley,
363
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,158
Uh, I just want to tell you
364
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:20,462
How sorry I am, uh, if
I inconvenienced you.
365
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,230
That's okay.
366
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,566
And I'm also sorry about...
367
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,469
Well, you know, what happened.
368
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:31,172
I mean, it musta been very
Embarrassing for you.
369
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:34,109
Yeah, it was nothin'
To write home about.
370
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,067
You can say that again.
371
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,908
Oh, look, I'll just
Let myself out. I...
372
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,192
The girls said she came
Down here to change.
373
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:54,029
Yeah, listen, jack, I wanna
Apologize for what I said before.
374
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,532
I really thought you
Were trying to set me up.
375
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,167
That's okay, mr. Roper,
The important thing
376
00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,402
Is for you and mrs.
Roper to get together.
377
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,803
- I know.
- so make it sound
378
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,606
Like you mean it
When you apologize.
379
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,042
Are you kiddin'? It better
Be the other way around.
380
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,468
She better apologize to me!
381
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,803
Get your hands off my wife!
382
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,839
Come on, come on,
Get outta there.
383
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,841
Wait, wait, there's
Been a mistake!
384
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:42,711
But you made it! Hit the
Deck. Put 'em up, come on.
385
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,914
All right, I gotta warn ya,
These hands are lethal weapons.
386
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,383
Ha!
387
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:52,721
He's fighting for me!
He's fighting for me!
388
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:56,558
Hey, hey, boys, boys!
389
00:21:56,582 --> 00:22:00,896
Oh, he really does love me!
390
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,231
Ha, ha, ha!
391
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,701
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
392
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:09,793
ha, ha!
393
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,808
Uh, mr. And mrs. Roper,
Mr. Furley's upset...
394
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:17,378
Excuse me, pardon me, I think
Mr. Furley wants his bed back.
395
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,416
Well, he can have it tomorrow.
396
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,184
Tonight, he can
Stay at your place.
397
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:26,789
Jack, you set me up again.
398
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,257
Oh, what the hell?
399
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:52,247
Okay, all together now.
400
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,250
♪ happy anniversary to you ♪
401
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:58,453
♪ happy anniversary to you ♪
402
00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:02,357
♪ happy 25th anniversary,
Mr. And mrs. Roper ♪
403
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:07,095
♪ happy anniversary to you! ♪
404
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,303
You'll have to excuse stanley.
405
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:19,196
He's not used to being
In bed and not sleeping.
406
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,181
Wow, 25 years.
407
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:29,317
How does it feel to be
Married that long, mr. Roper?
408
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,581
Uh, you can get
Used to anything.
409
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,559
Well, you can joke all you want,
410
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:41,963
But you have to admit that
Last night was pretty wonderful.
411
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:47,169
Thanks to you kids,
And especially jack.
412
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,638
Oh, come on, I
Didn't do anything.
413
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,773
Yeah, if you didn't come for me,
414
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:54,776
We wouldn't have gotten
Together like we did last night.
415
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,845
- well, maybe.
- no, really.
416
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,202
And someday, I'm gonna get even.
417
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,782
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