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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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Okay, mr. Furley,
Is it all fixed?
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Almost.
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Would you mind flipping off that
Switch while I fix this loose wire?
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Sure. There you go.
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- okay. Safety first, you know.
- yeah.
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- oh, hi.
- hi.
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Hey, mr. Furley, looks
Like you need some light.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Furley, I'm sorry.
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Oh, are you all right?
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I think he melted my fillings.
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I'm so sorry...
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Mr. Furley, now calm down.
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- I'll see you later!
- wait, where are you going?
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I need some wire.
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Besides, I wanna get outta
Here before another accident...
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Hi, everybody! I'm late.
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Can't talk. I gotta fix my face.
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Me, too!
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Mr. Furley? Mr. Furley!
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Have we met?
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Mr. Furley, are you okay?
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Yeah, of course I'm okay.
Why wouldn't I be okay?
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I'll see you later. I
Gotta get some wire.
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Yeah, excuse me... The
Front door is over here.
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- here's the front door. Watch your step.
- here you go.
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Excuse me, fur... Are
You sure you're okay?
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- I'm fine!
- holy cow.
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Hi, guys, I'm late.
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Wait a second! Is
Everything all right?
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Yes. No. Oh, it's my
Boyfriend, doug.
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I gotta go. I'm late.
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Boy, that fashion
Photographer boyfriend of hers
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Has got her so confused.
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Jack, have you
Ever met this doug?
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No, uh-uh. Here.
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Me, either.
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Say, jack, do you think
It would be terrible
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If one of us sort
Of bumped into him?
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- you mean, on their date?
- well...
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You mean, sort of check him out
And see if he's the right guy for cindy?
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Come on, janet,
Cindy's a big girl.
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She can take care
Of herself, can't she?
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Let's go.
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Right.
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- janet?
- hm?
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Next time we go anywhere,
Find out where we're going first.
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You know, cindy, gazing at you
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In this light, I've
Got to tell you,
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Yes, doug?
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You look terrible.
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Oh, not again.
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I'm afraid so. Too much blusher.
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But I thought you said to
Emphasize my cheekbones.
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I said emphasize, notadvertise.
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And I can see you
Haven't been using
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The honey-almond
Facial I recommended.
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You know, I insist that
All my models use it.
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It does wonders for their skin.
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But I'm not one of your models.
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Why don't you just try
Liking me the way I am? I do.
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Of course you do, but then,
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Your standards
Aren't as high as mine.
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Doug, why don't
You just buzz off?
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All right.
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But it's your loss.
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Nice guy.
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That's the last fashion
Photographer I ever date.
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Oh, cindy, let me
Tell you something.
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I haven't met a man yet who didn't
Try to change me one way or another.
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You take this jeweler
I've been seeing.
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He got you to wear
Those earrings?
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He got me pregnant.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy. Or girl.
I don't know yet.
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Does he wanna marry you?
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Oh, sure. I just don't
Wanna marry him.
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- but why?
- I don't love him.
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But how're you gonna
Raise a baby all by yourself?
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I'll manage.
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Say, I don't suppose you know anybody
With some old maternity clothes?
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I'll call a friend of mine
As soon as I get home.
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Oh, thanks, I'd appreciate it.
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Kelly, do you think you're doing the
Right thing by not getting married?
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Cindy, there are just some men you don't
Wanna spend the rest of your life with.
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Kelly, baby.
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A perfect example.
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Kelly, I just wanna say
Three magic words to you...
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"Give up, larry."
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Not even close.
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What did I do?
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She's pregnant.
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I was at the movies.
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There, that oughta do it.
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Perfect.
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Well, thank you.
Now we can see again.
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I wish I could say
The same thing.
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Well, I'll see you later.
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Okay, 'bye.
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Did you ever think
Of wearing a bell?
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What's bothering him?
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Oh, well, he's had
A very bad day.
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- he's not the only one.
- really? What happened?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Okay, honey, whatever you say.
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That doug, all he ever
Wants is his own way.
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You should've been there, janet.
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Why? What happened?
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I told you, I don't
Want to talk about it.
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Janet, would you stop
Badgering this poor girl?
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Can't you see she's upset?
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There, there, cindy.
Uncle jackie's here.
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Do you feel better now?
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I certainly do!
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Jack, come on!
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- cindy's just had a terrible
Fight with her boyfriend.
- really?
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Yes, and after what he just
Did, I don't care if I see him again.
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H... C... I'll see.
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Cindy?
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Listen, whatever it is
That's on your mind, dear,
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Are you sure you don't
Want to talk about it?
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I'm sure.
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- janet?
- yes?
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Do you think it's
Right for a woman
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To have a baby without
Getting married?
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Oh, golly, that depends
On who the woman is.
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She's a friend.
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Well, she's not exactly a
Friend. Yes, she is a friend.
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A friend? And she's pregnant?
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Oh.
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Cindy, are you putting jelly
On your tuna fish sandwich?
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What? Oh, yeah, I guess I am.
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Never saw you put jelly
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On a tuna fish sandwich before.
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Since I left fresno, I've been doin'
A lot of things I never did before.
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Hey, janet, what's goin' on?
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Come here, come here, come here.
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Sit down. I think we
Have a very big problem.
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What're you talking about?
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It's cindy. I think
She's pregnant.
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Cindy? Pregnant?
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Cindy? Oh, come...
Pregnant? When? How?
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All right. When?
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I don't know,
Jack. I don't know!
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She hasn't exactly come
Right out and admitted it yet.
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It can't be. Not cindy.
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Well, anybody
Can make a mistake.
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Hey, I know she's accident prone,
But that's carrying it a little too far.
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Okay, fine, well, you wanna
Make jokes? Well, you don't care?
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Of course I care, but
There's nothing to care about.
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I mean, if cindy were pregnant,
We'd be the first to know.
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Or, at least, the second.
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But why are we standing
Here? Let's go ask her, okay?
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- okay.
- come on.
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Your old maternity
Clothes are just what I need.
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I knew I could
Count on you, mary.
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And a crib? Oh, that
Would really come in handy.
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Gosh, I can't tell you
How much I appreciate this.
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Oh, my god, she
Really is pregnant.
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Janet, what're we gonna do?
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Well, we're not gonna say
Anything, for starters, jack.
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I mean, obviously, she
Doesn't want us to know.
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Yeah, yeah, you're
Right, you're right.
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Okay, we'll just be
Understanding and considerate
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And, above all, try
Not to upset her.
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- all right.
- okay, cindy...
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Are you okay?
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Uh, ee.
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Okay? Ha-ha! I've
Never felt better.
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Nothin' like a good door
Slam in the face to pick you up.
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What're you doing standing
Up? You should be lying down.
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I want you get into
Your bed. Now come on.
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I'll bring you a nice cup of
Hot chocolate and a pickle.
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- what?
- oh, please, jack,
Let me take care of this.
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Cindy, I'll get you something
That's real nice and nourishing.
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No, thanks, I'm not hungry.
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But what about the little one?
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Well, if janet's hungry, I'll
Be glad to fix her something.
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No, cindy, please,
You need your rest.
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You go lie down.
Go on, sweetheart.
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- but janet!
- now go lie down!
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Okay, now, sleep tight!
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Oh, janet, I don't think I can
Survive nine months of this.
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I'd like just 10 minutes
Alone with that doug.
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Please, janet, one pregnant
Roommate is enough.
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Jack!
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Calm down, janet. What do you
Want? There's nothin' we can do.
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- oh, yes, there is.
- what?
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Call him up... Call
Him up and tell him
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That this baby is his
Responsibility, too,
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And that he can't just go
Walking away from cindy,
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And if he's any kind of
Man at all, he'll marry her.
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- you're gonna
Tell him all that?
- no, you are.
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No, janet, I can't...
No, janet, come on...
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Hey, are you doug cooper?
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No.
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Thank god.
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Excuse me, I'm doug.
Are you jack tripper?
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- yeah.
- have a seat.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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I think I'll have a seat.
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All right, start talking.
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You just couldn't keep your
Hands off cindy, could you?
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Look, I was just trying
To do her a favor.
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A favor?!
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I thought it would be
Good for her complexion.
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What?!
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- she didn't even thank me.
- thank you?
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- hey, jack...
- lemme tell you something.
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You can't just play around with somebody's
Affections and expect to get away with it.
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Jack, for heaven's sakes.
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This is no place for
A lovers' quarrel.
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This is cindy's boyfriend.
He walked out on her.
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For you?
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Listen, you're
Making a big mistake.
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Mr. Furley, not for me...
We're talking about cindy.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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If you've done something to hurt
Cindy, you'll have to answer to me.
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I won't put up with it! I'll...
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You'll what?
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I'll... I'll get behind
Jack. He was here first.
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Don't you think you owe cindy
After what you did to her?
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No! Look, if anything,
She owes me.
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I usually get paid for it.
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Well, you're gonna
Get something else.
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Jack, did you see doug?
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Yeah, and he made me so
Mad, I wanted to punch him out.
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00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,198
- you didn't.
- no, I hit furley instead.
246
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,033
What?
247
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,035
It was an accident, janet,
But boy, is he steamed.
248
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:50,072
Jack, you haven't helped cindy
At all. We've got to do something.
249
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,541
Now, look, janet, I've been
Thinking. Maybe we're overreacting.
250
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,477
I mean, cindy's
Young, she's strong.
251
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,301
I bet she can
Handle this just fine.
252
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,009
Or maybe not.
253
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,680
Cindy, honey.
254
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,727
What's the matter?
255
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,729
Oh, I've been thinking, janet.
256
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,132
A baby needs to have a father.
257
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:20,769
Well, does that
Mean that your friend
258
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,872
Is going to marry the guy?
259
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:27,143
Oh, no, she'd rather
Die than do that.
260
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:31,001
Why does live have
To be so rotten?
261
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:37,319
She'd rather die?!
262
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,021
Janet, we gotta do somethin'.
263
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:43,059
- I know, jack, but what?
- well she's gotta get married.
264
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,193
- okay, but to who?
- to somebody, anybody.
265
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,663
- like who?
- like me.
266
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,599
Who said that?
267
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,435
You would marry her?
268
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,438
Look, I know it's crazy, but you
Saw her. She needs somebody.
269
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,374
Yeah, but aren't you the
One who said she could
270
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,342
Take care of herself,
She was a big girl?
271
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:04,247
Yeah, but that's before I knew
How big she was gonna get.
272
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,116
Jack, think of
The responsibility.
273
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,786
Well, janet, it's about
Time that I settled down.
274
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,990
But you're gonna have to
Take care of a whole family.
275
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,459
Yeah, but that'll give me
An incentive to work harder.
276
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,550
- you can't date other girls.
- it'll...
277
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,866
- jack?
- I'm thinking.
278
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,669
Oh, I have to do
It. There's no way...
279
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:30,472
Say, jack, up for a
Little racquetball?
280
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,575
No, some other time, larry. I'm trying
To think of a way to propose to cindy.
281
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,267
Okay, I'll catch you later.
282
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,051
Did he say what I
Thought he said?
283
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,621
- jack? Married?
- hey, larry, I don't think...
284
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,591
- jack, why didn't you
Tell me the good news?
- larry...
285
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,594
- you and cindy,
You tricky little devil.
- look, larry...
286
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,797
Well, it had to happen to
One of us sooner or later.
287
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,967
I wanna tell you somethin',
Buddy, from the bottom of my heart.
288
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,535
Better you than me.
289
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,904
Look, larry, unless you're
Gonna help me propose to cindy...
290
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:02,807
Oh, that's easy.
291
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,441
What do you mean, easy?
You never proposed before.
292
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,076
Come on, sure I
Have, lots of times.
293
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,679
The important thing is not
To have any witnesses around.
294
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,016
- thanks a lot, larry.
- no, jack, really,
It's very simple.
295
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,186
- I don't know. What do I say?
- okay, lemme think.
296
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,945
furley: jack? Janet?
297
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,465
Anybody home?
298
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,968
Yes, who is it?
299
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,938
Mr. Furley!
300
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:39,374
Just look at you.
301
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,210
How? I can't see.
302
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,113
I don't suppose you'd
Have a steak in the house?
303
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:47,516
Oh, I think that ice would
Be better for your eyes.
304
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,286
Forget my eyes, I haven't
Had anything to eat all day.
305
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:55,857
Well, in that case, why don't you
Go and ask jack? He's in the kitchen.
306
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,060
Thank you.
307
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,362
All right, you say
Something like this.
308
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:03,253
"Darling, you mean
The world to me.
309
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:11,228
And there's no reason to go
On living if you won't be mine."
310
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,499
Larry.
311
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,652
Now, don't you worry, ralphie.
312
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:28,490
I'm not gonna let
Jackie come between us.
313
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:33,116
But do, do me a favor, and
Don't use so much eye shadow.
314
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,433
I get it.
315
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,468
You're puttin' me on, right?
316
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,907
Right?
317
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,865
I think I'll go lie down.
318
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,703
Get away from me!
319
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,688
Sounds like I
Missed all the fun.
320
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:03,024
You think that's fun? Wait'll
Jack and you get together.
321
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,827
Larry! Uh, uh, I'm
Sorry. Excuse me.
322
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:10,999
Oh, cindy, I just wanna say, I
Think you're one lucky girl.
323
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,990
You devil!
324
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,639
What did he mean by that?
325
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,543
Well, the... Janet
And I were talking.
326
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,037
Janet, why don't you...
327
00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:25,169
Look at this filthy
Ashtray! I've got to empty it.
328
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,985
Cindy, I, uh... What's that?
329
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:34,211
Maternity clothes.
Isn't that cute?
330
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,560
Oh, it's ador... Adorable.
331
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:42,097
Cindy, I have to
Ask you something.
332
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,099
Go ahead.
333
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,483
Cindy, would...
334
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,071
Cindy...
335
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:53,074
Jack, what are you
Doin' down there?
336
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:56,111
Cindy, when two people
Are around each other
337
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,079
A lot, like we are,
338
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:01,283
They don't realize how
Much they mean to each other,
339
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,719
Like we do, and
Sometimes they mean more
340
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,920
To each other than they think.
341
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:10,158
What I'm saying is,
342
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:14,396
Will you mo-o-o-o...
343
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,421
Marry me?
344
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:23,660
Marry you? Excuse me.
345
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:36,852
Oh, janet, you're never gonna
Believe this in a million years.
346
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,610
Congratulations, I know
You'll be really happy!
347
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,398
- hi.
- hi, is cindy home?
348
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,733
I came to pick up the
Maternity clothes.
349
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,937
- there they are, great.
- hang on, those are cindy's.
350
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:59,375
Cin... No, cindy's
Not pregnant, I am.
351
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:03,634
You are?! Congratulations!
352
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:09,417
Will you tell cindy I picked
These up? I'm a little late.
353
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:13,655
Yeah, well, nice
Going. Congrat... Cindy!
354
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,325
Be with you in a second, jack.
355
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,127
So, listen, janet,
I mean, I love jack.
356
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,763
But I don't love him.
He's family, not husband.
357
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,066
Oh, cindy, sit down, please.
358
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,069
Come on, let's just sit
Down here for a sec'.
359
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,505
Now, cindy, don't you
Ever wanna get married?
360
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,541
- sure, somebody.
- well, who do you wanna marry?
361
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:36,144
I don't know yet, but he'd
Have to respect me as a person.
362
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,714
And he'd have to
Be fun to be with.
363
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,584
And he'd have to be kind,
And gentle, and considerate.
364
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,987
Well, isn't jack all
Of those things?
365
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,822
Yeah.
366
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,391
Well, cindy, do you
Want to take a chance
367
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,660
On giving up something
That you already have
368
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,164
For something that
You might never get?
369
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,434
You know, janet, that
Makes a lot of sense.
370
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,903
I'm so glad.
371
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,239
- thanks.
- you're welcome, any time.
372
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,241
- oh, jack?
- whoa, relax, calm down.
373
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,209
There's something
That I have to tell you.
374
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:11,780
But first, there's something
I have to tell you: yes.
375
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,917
- yes, what?
- yes, I'll marry you.
376
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,985
No!
377
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,256
- no, what?
- no, I don't have
To marry you now.
378
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,157
- what?
- what?
379
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,260
Oh, janet, I'm
Losing him already.
380
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,929
Jack, I'll be a good wife.
381
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,131
I'll give you love, and
Respect, and a nice home.
382
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,300
I know you would, but
You're not pregnant.
383
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:35,137
Well, I'll give you that, too.
384
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:40,008
No, cindy, you don't understand.
You're not already pregnant.
385
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,000
Talk about lazy!
386
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:53,956
Wait a minute, what do you
Mean, she's not already pregnant?
387
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,458
- you know cindy's friend?
- yeah.
388
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,460
There really was a friend.
389
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,962
You mean...
390
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:04,232
Kelly? Wait a second. Did
You think I was pregnant?
391
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,057
No, janet did.
392
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,506
Cindy: janet.
393
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:14,910
Well... And that's why
You proposed to me?
394
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,045
Well...
395
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:21,183
Doesn't anybody around here give me
Any credit for knowing what I'm doing?
396
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:24,741
Well, you keep
Bumping into things.
397
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:32,327
Lemme... Lemme tell
You both something.
398
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,964
I do know what I'm doing,
And I can take care of myself
399
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,366
Just fine, and don't
You two ever forget it.
400
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:41,370
- wait, cindy, come on...
- and another thing.
401
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:45,729
You two are the best
Friends that anybody ever had.
402
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,657
Hello?
403
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,059
Oh, hi, janet. What's new?
404
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,428
Hi, chrissy. Oh, heavens.
405
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:09,431
You would not believe what's
Been going on around here.
406
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,966
I'd tell you about it,
But it's so confusing.
407
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,603
Janet, you never think I'm
Gonna understand anything.
408
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,171
Come on, tell me.
409
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,640
Okay, you know kelly
Down at the regal beagle?
410
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,909
Well, she told cindy
That she was pregnant.
411
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:25,736
Wow, cindy was pregnant, and
She didn't know until kelly told her?
412
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,354
No, kelly was pregnant.
413
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:35,156
But we saw cindy eatin'
This sandfish with tuna fish
414
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:38,327
And jelly on it, so we jumped
To the wrong conclusion,
415
00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:40,895
And jack ended up
Asking her to marry him.
416
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,932
But, anyway, everything got
All straightened out by the end.
417
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,667
That's good.
418
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:49,437
When you see kelly, tell her
Congratulations on her baby.
419
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:53,342
Okay, I w... Why, chrissy snow,
420
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:56,044
You did understand.
421
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,780
Well, I'm not as dumb
As you think, you know.
422
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,549
Hey, I don't think you're dumb.
423
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:03,986
Jack got kelly pregnant, then when
He was eating a tuna fish sandwich,
424
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,021
He decided he would
Marry cindy instead,
425
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:08,590
which, if you ask me, I don't
Think that's very nice of jack.
426
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,609
And I'll tell you, if
He thinks I'm gonna
427
00:24:10,633 --> 00:24:12,850
Send him a wedding
Present, he can forget it.
428
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:50,415
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