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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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Oh, I got you now, janet.
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Fourth down, 28 yards to go.
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Sorry, lady, but
This is a man's game.
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That's what you think.
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Jack: what're you doin'?
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I did it! Three points.
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You can't kick an
80-yard field goal.
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Why not? It worked, didn't it?
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Yeah, but that's
Because it's a dumb play.
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I don't care if it's
A dumb play, jack.
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I'm supposed to
Kick-off now, right?
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Forget it, my team's
Walkin' off the field.
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Poor sports.
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Poor sports? How
Do you like this here?
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Hey, jack, two
Can play that game!
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Wait, wait, lemme do
My... Janet, come on.
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No.
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- you can't do that
To my quarterback.
- yes, I can. Oh, look.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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If you two don't cut it
Out, I'm gonna penalize
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The both of you for
Unnecessary beeping.
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Okay, I've had it
Anyway. She cheats.
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Oh, you are such a big baby.
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I am not!
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Mr. Furley, haven't
You fixed that lock yet?
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Just give me a couple
Of seconds, will you?
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You know, they don't make
Locks like this anymore.
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That's right,
Mr. Furley, they don't.
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Nowadays, they
Make 'em so they work.
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Don't like the lock?
Get a watchdog.
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Hey, mr. Furley, around
Here, I am the watchdog.
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I was thinking more of a german
Shepherd, not a french poodle.
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Okay, there, it's all fixed now.
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A herd of wild elephants couldn't
Break through that door now.
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Hi, everybody!
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Well, what do you
Have to say about that?
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Don't see any elephants, do you?
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Come on, mr. Furley...
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Mr. Furley, what are
You going to do now?
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Now, I'm going over to 208.
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Mrs. Simpson's all stopped up.
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I mean, her drain is.
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Well, what about our lock?
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Well, I'll be back.
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And what about the
Light by the door?
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That-that's been
Broken for a month!
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Really, mr. Furley, we
Could use some light.
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You want light? Here's a candle.
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You can to do more than this.
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You want a match?
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This whole place
Is falling apart.
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Yeah, the plaster's coming
Down here in the bathroom.
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Yeah, look at my carpet.
It's unraveling in my bedroom.
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And over here, mr. Furley,
We have a kitchen door
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Which is literally
Falling off the hinges.
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Right, now what do you
Have to say about that?
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Gee, this place is in better
Shape than I thought.
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Come on, mr. Furley,
Even when you do
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Fix something, it
Never stays fixed.
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Well, that's not my fault.
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My brother bart never gives me
Enough money to fix anything right.
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Well, why don't
You complain to him?
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Because he's scared of him.
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- I am not!
- oh, yes, you are.
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I complain all the time... You should
See some of the letters I've written.
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I've told him what a
Cheapskate I think he really is.
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I've called him every
Name in the book.
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You've really told him
Off in those letters?
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Darn right, I did, and if he doesn't
Shape up, I'm gonna start mailin' 'em.
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Boy, he's really scared
Of his brother, isn't he.
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Yeah, but I'm not.
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What're you doing?
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I'm trying to get some
Action around here.
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Let's see... Fuller,
Fullman, furley.
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Jack, come on, you're not
Gonna call bart furley, are you?
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Janet, you've gotta
Learn one thing.
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You don't get anything in
This life unless you ask for it.
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Hello, I'd like to speak
To mr. Furley, please.
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If you see something you want,
You've gotta go out there and grab it!
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Nothing is gonna be handed
To you on a silver platter, I...
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Mr. Furley, there's
Something I want you to hear.
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Tell him, cindy.
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Is this mr. Furley?
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Bart furley?
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Tell him, janet.
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Uh... Hi, there.
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Um, hi, mr. Furley.
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I'm one of the tenants who lives
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In the building that
Your brother manages.
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And, um, okay, look...
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He says he can't fix
Anything around here
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Because you don't give
Him enough money to fix it,
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So why don't you help
Him out and... What?
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You will?
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Oh, thank you.
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Sure, bye.
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Well, what did he say?
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He said he was gonna
Take care of it right away.
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You see, now, janet?
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You don't get anything in
Life without asking for it.
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You're asking for it.
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Gosh, wait till mr. Furley
Hears the good news.
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No, no, we can't
Say anything to him.
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That's... Why can't we
Say anything to him?
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Because then he would know
That we called his brother.
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- well, what do we say?
- we don't say anything.
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We just wait, and he'll tell
Us, and we'll act surprised.
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Oh, good! I'm good at that.
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Mr. Furley. What a surprise!
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I just got a phone call
From my brother bart.
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Wowie. What? Another surprise?
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He told me I was fired.
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He what?!
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- fired?
- why?
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One of the tenants called
Him and complained about me.
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He didn't tell you
Which tenant, did he?
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- no, but I know who it was.
- y-you do?
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Yeah, mrs. Simpson
In 208, she hates me.
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No, mr. Furley, it
Wasn't mrs. Simpson.
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It wasn't? How do you know?
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Because it was probably mrs.
Adams in 206. She hates you even more.
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What am I gonna do now?
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Oh, don't worry, mr. Furley.
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You'll find another job.
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Where? I'm all out of brothers.
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That's not the worst of it.
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Oh, what does that
Mean, mr. Furley?
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Well, you see, my
Apartment went with the job.
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Now I've got no place to live.
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I'm sure your brother will let
You stay until you find another job.
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Are you kidding, he's
Already got someone
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On his way over here
To change the locks.
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Well, you can
Always stay in a motel.
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A motel, sure.
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I got enough money saved
To last me the rest of my life...
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If I die tomorrow!
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Gee, mr. Furley, we'd let you
Spend the night here, but...
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Thank you! Oh, that
Means so much to me.
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No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
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No, mr. Furley, the
Reason you couldn't is...
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Is that there wouldn't be
Anywhere for you to sleep,
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Except this crummy, lumpy couch.
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Oh, but I love lumps.
I'm a lump lover.
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Uh, see, mr. Furley...
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Oh, you are such great friends.
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Oh, you kids.
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Well, I guess if we're gonna be
Roomies, I better start packin'.
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Well, uh... Okay, all
Right, all right, all right.
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It's just for one night.
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And don't you worry,
I won't be a burden.
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I should be back on my feet
Within a couple of months.
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A couple of months?
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What's that you say?
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Charlie, you mean
They're complaining
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About having to work
Seven days a week?
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I'll tell you what,
Tell you what.
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You tell 'em I'm gonna
Give 'em all a day off...
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As soon as there
Are eight days a week.
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- what is it, sickle?
- a mr. Tripper.
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Something about your
Apartment building in santa monica.
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Oh, yeah, he's probably here
For the manager's job. Send him in.
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- mr. Tripper?
- oh, yes, thank you.
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Mr. Furley, glad to
Meet you. Don't get up.
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I am up.
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I'm a very, very busy man.
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Yes, sir, I'll
Make this short...
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I mean, I'll get
To why I'm here.
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- I know why you're here.
- you do?
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Yeah, it's about the
Apartment manager's job.
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- that's right!
- sit down, flipper.
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- uh, "Tripper."
- just sit down.
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See, the...
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- you comfy?
- comfy. Thanks, it's nice.
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The manager's job is a
Cinch. Any idiot can do it.
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Yeah, I knew the last idiot...
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I mean, the last manager,
Your brother, ralph.
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Are you a friend of his?
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Well, well, sort of, but
If he ever found out that
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I came to see you about this,
He would never forgive me.
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Uh-huh, so you're sneakin'
Around behind his back.
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I like that.
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Hang on a second,
That's not... That's not...
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Excuse me. About your brother...
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About my brother? You
Know what he's good for?
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- no.
- neither do I.
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He can't be that bad.
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Every job ralph has
Ever had, I've given him.
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Well, that's very big of you...
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I, well... I mean,
That's very generous.
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Look, all he ever has
To do is collect the rent,
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Turn a couple of screws,
And keep an eye on the place.
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Does that sound
Too difficult to you?
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- well, no.
- good, you're hired.
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Wait, no, I didn't come
Here about the job.
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I came to talk about your brother
And the importance of your own family.
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Sit down, zipper.
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Uh... hello? Yes,
I'll take the call.
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Ow!
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Oh, it's you again, is it?
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How many times do
I have to tell you,
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I did not get rich
By giving handouts
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To every tom, dick, and
Harry that comes to me
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With a sob story like yours?
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Oh, stop blubbering.
You'll get it.
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But I'm telling you one thing,
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You'd better start pulling
Your weight around here!
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Yeah, I know, mom.
I love you, too.
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Now, you were saying?
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Oh, forget it. I j...
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- you're what?
- you're the new manager?
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I know it sounds
Bad, but, see...
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Jack, how could
You stoop so low?
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You haven't met bart furley.
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It's the only way you
Can talk to the guy.
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And just what are
You planning on serving
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Mr. Furley for dinner
Tonight, eggs benedict arnold?
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Look, I did it for
Furley's sake.
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Oh, and he's gonna
Be so grateful.
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If his brother hadn't
Hired me to do the job,
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He would've hired somebody
Else, and then furley
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Would never get
His old job back.
241
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,111
I can't wait for you
To tell mr. Furley that.
242
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:45,547
I will, the first chance I get.
243
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,871
Hi.
244
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,654
- hi, roomies.
- mr. Furley...
245
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,556
Now look, I don't
Wanna be a bother,
246
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,158
So I'll put all
This away myself.
247
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,659
No, but mr. Furley...
248
00:11:56,683 --> 00:12:00,563
All right, if you insist, you
Can hang these suits up for me.
249
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,166
Jack! Look, mr. Furley...
250
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,967
I know, janet, equal
Rights for women, right?
251
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,704
Here, would you just run an
Iron over that shirt for me?
252
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,806
- mr. Furley, I...
- I need it tonight.
253
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,540
I don't want to look like a slob
254
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,876
When I sit down to have
Dinner with you kids.
255
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,312
- mr. Furley...
- oh, cindy.
256
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,646
I didn't mean to leave you out.
257
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,681
Here you go. Put that away.
258
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,219
I'll be right back.
259
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:27,245
Wait a minute... Whoa, oh!
260
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,230
Why didn't you
Say anything, jack?
261
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,032
- I had to hang up
The man's suits.
- oh, jack!
262
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:40,069
Tell him... Tell him
Now, jack. Tell him now.
263
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,205
Here's a little gift for you,
A token of my appreciation.
264
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,407
Genuine north sea herring.
265
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,476
Well, mr. Furley...
266
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,880
No, don't thank me. Let me hang
It for you. Brighten up the room.
267
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,314
Hang on a second, mr. Furley.
268
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,483
Jack has something
That he wants to tell you.
269
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,252
Ooh, I have something
For jack, too.
270
00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,389
- what's this?
- that's a list of things
I can't eat.
271
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,692
I just blow up like a balloon.
272
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:06,094
I get great big, red
Blotches all over.
273
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,898
Never mind, I'll
Tell him myself.
274
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,000
Tell me what?
275
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,735
I don't really know
How to say this.
276
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,805
Well, you can say
Anything you want.
277
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,874
If it wasn't for you kids,
I'd be out in the street.
278
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,844
- mr. Furley...
- honest, you're my best friends.
279
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:25,148
Yeah, it's about your
Sleeping on the sofa.
280
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:29,218
As a matter of fact, you're
The only friends I have.
281
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,720
Now, what about the sofa?
282
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:35,924
Uh, it's too lumpy. You
Can have jack's room.
283
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,734
Come on, mr. Furley. Would
You hurry it up a little?
284
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,637
Janet, did you eat
My banana cream pie?
285
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,339
I didn't touch your
Banana cream pie.
286
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,308
- cindy! Cindy,
Did you eat this pie?
- what pie?
287
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,078
The one I made especially
For joannie welsh.
288
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:59,882
She said she'd give anything
For one of my banana cream pies.
289
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,117
I've seen joannie welsh, jack.
290
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,061
She doesn't have
That much to give.
291
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,355
Meow!
292
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,423
Oh, it was just a joke.
293
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:11,159
Okay, janet, the
Bathroom's all yours.
294
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,894
You could've fooled me.
295
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,697
Good morning, jack.
296
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,199
- mr. Furley.
- oh, I love that pie. Mmm!
297
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,868
You... You ate my pie?
298
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:22,872
Mmm, good. Crust was a little
Soggy, but otherwise, very good.
299
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,074
There is no hot water.
300
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:28,566
Gee, that's funny, there was
Plenty when I took my shower.
301
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,081
Love this fish.
302
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,350
How long has that man
Been living here, jack?
303
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,520
- a month? Two?
- a day and a half.
304
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,756
Oh, he's driving me crazy!
305
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,681
Yeah, he used up
All my eye shadow.
306
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,964
Your eye shadow?
307
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:51,333
To polish his shoes.
308
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,702
You have got to do
Something about him, jack.
309
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,672
Janet, I can't just
Throw him out.
310
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,041
♪ comin' 'round the mountain
When she comes, when she comes ♪
311
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,176
- let's throw him out.
- ♪ she'll be comin'
'round the mountain ♪
312
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,879
- ♪ when she comes... ♪
- mr. Furley...
313
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,881
Fooled ya, didn't I? Didn't
Know I could play, did ya?
314
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,383
Janet: no.
315
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,184
Now I wanna sing you a
Little song that I wrote
316
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,587
Especially for this cute
Little nurse I used to date.
317
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,689
Jack: mr. Furley...
318
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,892
♪ fever! She gave me fever! ♪
319
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,928
♪ when that chick
Walked into the room ♪
320
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,830
♪ I could feel my
Temperature zoom ♪
321
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,332
♪ fever! She gave me fever! ♪
322
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,869
Fever, fever, fever ♪
323
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,871
Mr. Fever...
Mr. Furley, mr. Furley,
324
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,806
Can I ask you something?
325
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,142
- you name it, I'll play it.
- no, I don't want you
To do that.
326
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,877
No, you see, there is a...
327
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:39,114
What jack is trying
To say is that he, well,
328
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,416
That we... That
He... Oh, mr. Furley,
329
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,486
Wouldn't you like
To get another job?
330
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:47,255
No, the only job I
Want is the one I had:
331
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,091
Being manager of this building.
332
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,626
But mr. Furley...
333
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,060
And I'll tell you
Somethin' else.
334
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,330
My brother bart is gonna
Have to look long and hard
335
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,199
To find somebody to replace me.
336
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,934
I'll get it.
337
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,869
A person of my experience.
338
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:04,473
Boy, sooner or later, he's gonna
Come crawling on hands and knees
339
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,908
Just beggin' me to
Take that job back.
340
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:11,380
Hello? Oh, yeah,
He's right here.
341
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,037
It's your brother, bart.
342
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,152
What'd I tell ya, huh?
343
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,387
What'd I tell ya?
344
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,890
Hold this. Gimme that.
345
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:25,249
Ah, okay, bart,
Baby, start crawlin'.
346
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,698
Whoops, it was just
A little joke, bart.
347
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,833
Uh, bart, see, I'm
Here with friends,
348
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:35,471
So I was k-k-kidding
Around... What?
349
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,541
I should give the keys
To the new manager?
350
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:42,110
What new manager?
351
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,547
Jack tripper?!
352
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,482
Hang on a second, it sounds
Much worse than it actually is.
353
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,984
Mr. Furley? Mr. Furley?
354
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,353
Mr. Furley, please,
We can explain.
355
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,555
Yeah, jack didn't mean
To stab you in the back.
356
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,758
She's right. Excuse me, cindy,
Why don't you leave a wake-up call?
357
00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:00,184
Let me handle this,
Okay? Mr. Furley...
358
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,298
Look, I don't want your job.
359
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,201
I want you to have
Your job back, you see?
360
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,735
But what I was... Mr. Furley...
361
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,336
Mr. Furley, where are you going?
362
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,340
I'm going to apply
For social security.
363
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,842
But you can't collect
That till you're 65.
364
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,700
I'll get in line and wait.
365
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,582
Oh, mr. Furley, please,
Why don't you just ask
366
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,418
Your brother to give
You your job back?
367
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,852
No, he won't do that.
368
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,522
Once my brother makes up
His mind, he never changes it.
369
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,358
- never?
- never. Twice.
370
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,894
- twice?
- yeah, when we were
Little kids,
371
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,829
My brother bart grabbed
My "Little orphan annie"
372
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,432
Spy ring away from me,
And he wouldn't give it back
373
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,200
Till I chased him
Into an elevator.
374
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,668
What happened then?
375
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,637
Well, the elevator got
Stuck between floors,
376
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:45,073
And he got so scared, he
Gave the ring back to me.
377
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,543
Well, see, your brother
Can change his mind.
378
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,345
He gave you back your spy ring.
379
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,947
Yeah, but only because
He was scared to death.
380
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:55,284
That's when I found out he was
Suffering from closet-phobia.
381
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,720
- you mean, claustrophobia.
- that, too.
382
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,957
Anyway, ever since then, he's
Been petrified of elevators.
383
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,394
Well, you said your brother had changed
His mind twice. What was the other time?
384
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:10,632
When we got out of the elevator,
He took my spy ring back again.
385
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,735
Oh, there, there,
Mr. Furley, don't feel bad.
386
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,938
We'll find you another spy ring.
387
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,541
Hey, w-wait a second.
You just gave me an idea.
388
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,576
Come on, we're gonna
Go see your brother.
389
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,680
Oh, forget it. He won't
Have the ring anymore.
390
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,983
Forget "Little orphan annie." I've
Got an idea to get your job back.
391
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,585
You do? How can
We get his job back?
392
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,129
Listen, listen.
393
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,961
Jack, how long do we have to
Do this? My arms are getting tired.
394
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:43,087
Just until bart leaves his office,
Which should be any minute now.
395
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,239
Shh. What are you doing?
396
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,409
Reading the funnies.
397
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:57,179
Cindy, you wanna trade with me?
398
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,714
These want ads are depressing.
399
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,150
Wait, you're not
Supposed to be reading.
400
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:05,154
You're supposed to be
Hiding. Shh, here he comes now.
401
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,344
Janet, hit the button, quick.
402
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,883
Excuse me.
403
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,310
Going down?
404
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,035
What're you doing here, zipper?
405
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,083
Tripper, and I've
Come to tell you
406
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,020
That I'm resigning as manager
From your apartment building.
407
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:42,725
And as tenants, we want
You to hire your brother back.
408
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,727
Why don't you ask
Me for somethin' easy,
409
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,194
Like a free month's rent?
410
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,596
Hey, you'd give us a
Free month's rent?
411
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,233
Sure, after I hire
My brother back,
412
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:55,770
Which will be right after I play
Center for the harlem globetrotters!
413
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,340
Okay, then, you
Leave us no choice.
414
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,545
What do you have to say now?
415
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,346
About what?
416
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,850
About the elevator being
Stuck between floors.
417
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,620
We're trapped, you know.
418
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,690
Feels like the walls
Are closing in, doesn't it?
419
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,825
What're you doin' here?
420
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:20,462
Don't change the subject. It's
Getting hard to breathe in here, isn't it?
421
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:21,797
Why?
422
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,200
Because you're scared
To death of elevators.
423
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,600
No anymore, I'm not.
424
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,169
Y-y-you're not?
425
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,171
No, not ever since
I went to a shrink.
426
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,206
He told me to buy
My own elevator.
427
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,208
So I bought the building.
428
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,444
- you mean, you're cured?
- yeah.
429
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,681
You and your stupid ideas!
I told you it wouldn't work.
430
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,684
Bart, I'm sorry.
They put me up to it.
431
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,719
Get up, you sniveling coward!
432
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,854
All right, gaffer,
Open this door.
433
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,057
Everybody, off the elevator!
434
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,225
Uh, uh...
435
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,996
I-I'm sorry, I think
We're really stuck.
436
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,332
Stuck? Stuck? It can't be!
437
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,301
We're stuck! I can't... No!
438
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,037
I... It feels like the
Walls are closing in.
439
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,939
I gotta get outta here! I
Can't stand closed places.
440
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:08,377
There's a trap door at
The top. Quick, push me up!
441
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:13,314
Down, down, down, down! I
Can't stand heights, either.
442
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,817
Mr. Furley, relax.
443
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,420
Relax? Sure, it's
Easy for you to say.
444
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,321
You're not trapped
In an elevator.
445
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,823
Help, help, help!
446
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:25,794
Will you get a hold of
Yourself, you spineless jellyfish!
447
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,963
You can't talk to him like that!
448
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:31,667
That's right, he may be
Spineless, but he's our friend.
449
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,702
- mr. Furley, another ch...
- can it, topper.
450
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,071
Top-topper?
451
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,173
Look, I want everybody
Outta this elevator,
452
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:42,211
And then I want every one of you
Out of my apartment, understand?
453
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:45,280
- what?! You can't throw us out!
- we didn't do anything.
454
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,483
- who's gonna stop me?
- I am!
455
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,919
You?
456
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:55,190
That's right, you can pick on me,
But you can't pick on my friends.
457
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,026
What?
458
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:59,816
Shut up, shorty!
459
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:04,199
So help me, if you
Throw them out,
460
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,535
I'll have the housing
Commission down on you so fast,
461
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,203
You won't know what happened.
462
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,572
- you wouldn't. Listen, ralphie...
- oh, yes, I would.
463
00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:13,375
- I'll tell 'em about
The 20 health violations...
- no...
464
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,177
And the 30 safety violations.
465
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,711
Ralphie, wait!
466
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,813
No, you wait, weasel!
467
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,715
- it'll cost you plenty.
- no!
468
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,217
- fines!
- no.
469
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,485
- lawyers!
- no!
470
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,686
- plumbers!
- oh, no!
471
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,122
- unions!
- not unions!
472
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:31,493
Money, money, money, money!
What do you say to that?!
473
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:35,485
Oh, ralphie, have mercy!
We have the same mother.
474
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,868
It's not my fault.
475
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,771
Ralphie, ralphie, old sock,
476
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,472
This is just a big
Misunderstanding.
477
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,775
If you want these
Wonderful kids to stay
478
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:50,011
In the apartment, they can stay.
479
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,381
- what about mr. Furley's job?
- yeah, what about that?
480
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,783
If I'd have known
He wanted it so bad,
481
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,586
I never would've let him quit.
482
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:03,792
Thank you. One more
Thing, bart... I want a raise.
483
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,576
- don't push it, ralph.
- okay, just kidding.
484
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,930
Hey, we're moving.
485
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,699
Mr. Furley, congratulations
On gettin' your job back.
486
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:14,736
- thank you.
- yeah, now you can move
Back in your own apartment.
487
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,505
Yeah, but, you
Know, we'll miss ya.
488
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:20,109
- no, you won't.
- well, how could you... Won't we miss him?
489
00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:21,743
Of course we'll miss you.
490
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,879
Did you hear that? How can
You say we won't miss you?
491
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,215
Because I'm having my
Apartment repainted,
492
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:29,450
And I think we're gonna be roomies
For at least two more weeks.
493
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,361
One more time!
494
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:42,498
♪ old macdonald
Had a farm, e-I-e-I-o ♪
495
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,666
- mr. Furley, mr. Furley...
- what's the matter?
496
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:47,002
Don't you think you could
Be doing some things?
497
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,770
Yeah, mr. Furley,
Like fixing the door?
498
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,340
- and the kitchen light?
- and sanding the floor?
499
00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:53,642
Relax, kids, I told you
I was gonna take care
500
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,010
Of those things, and I will.
501
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,447
♪ I'm gonna fix up the door,
I'm gonna sand your floor ♪
502
00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:01,082
- ♪ I'm gonna
Fill you with light ♪
- well, that would be terrific.
503
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,652
That would be terrific, but
Where're you gonna get the money?
504
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,087
Oh, I solved that
Little problem, too.
505
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,690
♪ money's no problem,
Ladies and gent ♪
506
00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:11,392
♪ I talked to bart and
We're raisin' your rent ♪
507
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,729
all together now!
508
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:44,359
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