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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪
-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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[ intro to maurice chevalier's
"Thank heaven for little girls"
Plays ]
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-from the moment a father firstlays eyes on his daughter,
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she's foreverdaddy's little girl...
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-♪ thank heaven ♪
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♪ for little girls ♪
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-...And he's foreverher hero...
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-♪ for little girls
Get bigger every day ♪
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-...A giver of gifts...
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-♪ thank heaven ♪
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♪ for little girls ♪
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-...A granter of wishes...
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-♪ they grow up
In the most delightful way ♪
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-...A knight in shining armor.
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-♪ those little eyes
So helpless and appealing ♪
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♪ one day will flash ♪
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♪ and send you crashing
Through the ceiling ♪
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-and in return, she givesto him that love and respect
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which is specialbetween dads and their girls.
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-I can't stand living
In this house.
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-well, where the hell
Were you last night?
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-look, will you stop
Giving me the third degree?
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-of course, for my sisterand my father,
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that special love and respecttook the form of...
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-I waited up half the night.
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-well, you don't
Have to wait up for me.
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-...Guerrilla warfare.
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-I left the damn porch light on
Until all hours.
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-do you have any idea
How much that costs?
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-sorry. Take it
Out of my allowance.
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-but the weekof my sister's birthday,
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they brought outthe heavy artillery.
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-your curfew is 11:00.
You want to be grounded?
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-I don't believe this! I'm 18!
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-not until sunday, you're not!
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-during that week,mom was sort of like the u.N.,
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trying to mediatethe warring factions...
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-boysenberry syrup?
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-...And failing miserably.
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-why is he always on my case?
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-well, uh...
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-why can't she ever listen?
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-me? I was kind of like...
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Uh...
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...Switzerland.
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-can't we just eat our breakfast
In peace?
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[ horn honking ]
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-now where are you going?
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-to school.
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-as for wayne and myself,
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we'd learnedto keep a low profile
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during these skirmishes...
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-kevin, wayne...
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Clean up the dishes,
Take out the garbage.
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-...Because you never knew
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when you might get hitby a stray bullet.
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-and, kevin, I want those leaves
Raked and bagged tomorrow.
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-your turn to wash, butthead.
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-the fact was whenever dad hadan axe to grind with karen,
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he ended up grinding it on us.
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-kevin, you might want to leave
Some of that pencil.
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-oh. Sorry.
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not that I was gonnalet family problems interfere
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with my social life.
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-kevin, is something wrong?
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-winnie, I can't go to
The movies with you
Tomorrow afternoon.
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-oh.
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-my dad's making me
Work in the yard,
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'cause he's mad
At karen again.
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-oh.
[ bell rings ]
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Well, that's too bad.
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-you bet it was.
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anyone with half a brainwould agree that --
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-your dad's been pretty hard
On karen.
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-chicks always stick together.
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-winnie, isn't that
A little unfair?
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Karen stays out all night,
And I end up raking the leaves.
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-yeah, it is unfair.
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Karen's too old
To have a curfew.
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-no, she's not. She's only 18.
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-18's an adult.
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-fine, throw the lawin my face.
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-she'll be in college next year.
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-so, what's that mean,
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That she doesn't have to listen
To my father anymore?
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-well, does he ever
Listen to her?
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-yeah, of course.
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[ scoffs ]
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-I'm not listening to this.
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No grades? No exams?
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-daddy, it's a very good school.
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-what the hell kind of college
Is that?
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-but it wasn'tthat dad didn't listen.
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he listened.
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he just didn't likewhat he heard.
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-will you please tell him
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That this isn't the stone age
Anymore.
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-what's that supposed to mean?
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-the thing is, I was beginningto see a pattern.
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whenever karen saidone thing...
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-well, this is where I'm going.
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-...Dad said the other...
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-not while I'm paying for it.
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-...And vice versa.
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-fine.
Then I won't go to college.
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-oh, you're going, all right.
And I'm sending you.
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-state has a lovely campus.
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-[ clears throat ]
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Excuse me.
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armed withmy newfound observations
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about the nature ofinterpersonal communication,
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it was timeto come to the rescue.
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It seems to me
That you two should --
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-kevin, stay out of this.
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-okay. Glad I could be of help.
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-wait a minute.
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-at least as a visual aid.
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-your brother's
Going to college,
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Your other brother's
Going to college,
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And you're going
To college.
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-thanks.
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-hey, I didn't --
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-well, maybe I'll travel --
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See the world,
Go to the college of life.
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-[ scoffs ]
What do you know about life?
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-I know plenty about life.
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I'll go to europe.
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-and who's gonna pay for that?
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-in a way,you almost had the feeling
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they didn't want to be rescued.
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-you are so narrow-minded.
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-watch yourself, young lady.
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-the funny thing is, the closerit got to karen's birthday...
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-I'm the one who's gonna
Go to this school.
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-...The worse it got --for all of us.
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Think it's safe to go out?
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-I wouldn't -- unless you want
To clean out the downspouts.
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-sound reasoning.
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it seemed like every time
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dad and karen passed each otherin the hall,
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it meant --
[ knocking on door ]
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-boys?
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-...More slave labor.
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-dad, I raked the leaves.
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-I straightened out the garage.
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-I walked the dog!
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-oh.
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-there. We'd stumped him.
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not a chore left un-chored.
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-in that case, come on.
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-uh-oh. This did not bode well.
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if dad couldn't make us work,
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he was gonna make us play.
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-okay, let's hit a few.
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-golf -- talk about punishment.
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now we were gonna find out justhow bad the argument had been.
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yep, must have been a doozie.
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-your turn, kev.
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Let's see your stance.
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Ah, not -- not like that.
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-still,maybe this wasn't all bad.
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-you got to turn
Your grip over...
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-maybe hanging outwith the guys,
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imparting secret grips
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was just the thing to bringdad's blood pressure down.
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-got it?
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-I think so.
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-hey! There you go!
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-I guess it was easier
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for dad to communicatewith the arnold men
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because we were, well...Men.
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-[ grunts ]
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-uh-huh, nothin' like whackin'around the old pro-flite
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to forge newand lasting bonds.
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-maybe we ought to get you guys
A starter set.
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-oh, no, thanks.
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-shut up!
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a small price to payfor a little good cheer.
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-matter of fact,
Maybe we'll come again.
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Maybe bring your mom,
Maybe your sis.
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-[ giggles ]
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Karen? Space girl playing golf?
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-hey. Leave your sister alone.
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She's not so bad.
She means well.
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-well, well. "Not so bad"?"Means well"?
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why couldn't he tell her that?
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-come on.
Let's hit another bucket.
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-still, it was too badkaren wasn't arnold palmer.
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-pass me the popcorn, huh?
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-sure, dad.
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-because I hadn't seen dadthis calm in over a week.
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-I like this show.
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-me too.
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-me too.
-ah.
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-yep, this was just likeold times.
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-so, mom, we gonna have
A birthday cake for karen?
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-a cake? [ scoffs ]
I don't want a cake.
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-sure you do.
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-no, really, I don't.
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I-I don't want a party,
Either.
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-well, honey,
It's not exactly --
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-what are you talking about?
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Sure you do.
You like parties.
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-no, really, dad, I don't.
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-fine.
Then we won't have a party.
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-good.
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We'll just
Give you your presents.
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-I don't want presents,
Either,
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So nobody
Get me a present, okay?
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-golf, anyone?
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-you're gonna get presents.
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-well, I'm not gonna take them!
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[ horn honks ]
-whoops. Homework calls.
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-I'm going out.
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-in that?
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-[ sighs exasperatedly ]
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My clothes are wrong?
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My friends are wrong?
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-okay, we were one step shyof armageddon.
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this calledfor a voice of reason,
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a note of conciliation.
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Will you guys knock it off?
I'm trying to watch tv!
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-I'm out of here.
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-honey?
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-and you don't have to bother
To leave the light on.
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I'll manage just fine.
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[ door closes ]
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-tomorrow...
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...Mow the lawn.
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-gotcha.
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gotcha.
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[ door slams ]
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[ door slams ]
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I guess you could say
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my sister's 18th birthdaystarted off with a bang.
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[ door slams ]
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[ door slams ]
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still, there was a bright side
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to the warbetween dad and karen.
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it had brought my brotherand me...
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-what are you looking at?
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-...Closer together.
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Nothing.
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-well, look somewhere else.
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-hey, this is a free country.
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-get lost, will you, scrote?
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-I can't get lost!
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-butthead!
-dork!
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we were kind of like ratsin a laboratory experiment.
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and the worst thing was...
259
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,152
...There was no way out.
260
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,453
-oh!
261
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,221
-on the other hand...
262
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,757
maybe it was time to dealwith this thing.
263
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,494
-[ sighs ]
264
00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:05,863
Oh!
-anything was better
265
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,732
than spending the morningwith wayne and miss may.
266
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,734
[ sighs ] dad?
267
00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,070
-hmm?
268
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:16,407
-besides, you could kind of seehe wanted to talk.
269
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,211
Dad, is there anything
I can do?
270
00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:25,149
I mean, I know you and karen
Have been...
271
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,585
Well...
272
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,121
I mean, I've just
Been thinking that...
273
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,923
I-if you ever wanted
Someone to talk to...
274
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,092
I just want you to know that...
275
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:35,927
[ sighs ]
276
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,795
...I'm here.
277
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:38,996
it was a bold move.
278
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,332
but I knewit was the right one.
279
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:45,803
heck, you could almost see hiseyes welling up with gratitude.
280
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,038
-kev?
281
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,840
-yeah, dad?
282
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:53,177
-is there any more dip
In the refrigerator?
283
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,214
-I'll see.
284
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,317
-and grab the chips
While you're at it, okay?
285
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,319
-which, in culinary terms,meant,
286
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,555
"None of your damn business,"I guess.
287
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,223
-well, I'm out of here.
288
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,525
-wait a minute.
289
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,926
Where are you going?
290
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,694
-I don't know.
291
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:11,996
-what does that mean?
292
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,365
-it means what it means.
I'm going out.
293
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,768
-you're gonna be home for
Dinner. We're expecting you.
294
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,169
Your mother's making a cake.
295
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,004
-well,
I already told her not to.
296
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,209
[ door closes ]
297
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,110
-[ sighs ]
298
00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,713
-and suddenly,dad was downright talkative.
299
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,682
-get your brother.
300
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,650
-aw, geez.
301
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,918
this was bad.
302
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,620
you could seedad had something in mind
303
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,321
even worse than working,
304
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,622
even worse than golf.
305
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,624
-we're going shopping.
306
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,527
-[ sighs ]
307
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,595
-okay, split up.
308
00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:46,897
Find a gift for your sister,
309
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,865
And we'll meet back here
In 15 minutes.
310
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:52,269
-sure -- 15 minutes soundedlike an adequate amount of time
311
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,671
for thoughtful purchase.
312
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,805
-I don't get it.
313
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:57,141
Karen said she didn't
Want any presents.
314
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,809
-she doesn't know
What she wants.
315
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,410
-but --
-here's 20 bucks.
316
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,912
-roger. [ chuckles ]
317
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,081
-so, what are we gonna get her?
318
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,117
[ man speaking indistinctly
Over p.A. ]
319
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:09,720
-bug spray.
320
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,556
[ laughs ]
321
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,491
-well, I was on my own here.
322
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:18,029
the only problem wasI had no idea where to start.
323
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,464
[ xylophone tinkling ]
324
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:24,034
it seemed like the old standbysjust weren't right this year.
325
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,605
[ gun rattling ]
326
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,477
something told meshe wasn't quite ready
327
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,314
for the royal walnut,solid-veneer dinette set.
328
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,449
[ man speaking indistinctly
Over p.A. ]
329
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,553
I needed something special --
330
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,256
something for someoneturning 18 --
331
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,924
whatever that meant.
332
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:53,897
with two shopping minutes left,I was beginning to lose hope.
333
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,899
I guess dad was, too.
334
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,834
[ bell dings ]
335
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,470
[ cash register rings ]
336
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,508
-what's that?
337
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,444
-none of your business.
338
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,178
-come on, I'm just asking.
339
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,580
-well...
340
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,785
...It was kind of expensive,
But...
341
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,354
-great. Put my name on it, too.
342
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,223
[ bell dings ]
343
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,460
-so, dad, what'd you get her?
344
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,996
-hmm?
345
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,934
Nothing.
346
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:32,803
-oh.
347
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,505
-nothing?
348
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,107
-nope.
349
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,043
-well, we have plenty of things
To give her,
350
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,644
So don't worry.
351
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,778
-I'm not.
352
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,913
-but I was.
353
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,982
dad always bought karena present --
354
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,583
every year without fail.
355
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:49,220
-there's trash in the kitchen.
Take it out.
356
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,153
Wayne!
357
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,089
-and suddenlyI began to realize
358
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,424
this was more seriousthan I'd thought.
359
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,002
-what's that?
360
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,703
-what's it look like?
361
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,505
-is that 'cause of me?
362
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,307
-[ sighs ] kind of.
363
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,576
-figures.
364
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,980
-it was the longestconversation we'd had in...
365
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,715
oh, about a year.
366
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,585
So...
367
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,687
You coming to your party?
368
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,222
-I don't know yet.
369
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,425
-well, I mean,
Mom's baked a cake.
370
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,793
-who cares about a stupid cake?
371
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,996
-okay, so muchfor helpful advice.
372
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,632
I knew when to keepmy mouth shut.
373
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,769
Look, karen...
374
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,974
...You and dad really
Have to have a talk.
375
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,242
You know that.
376
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,144
-I don't think so.
377
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,879
-no, really!
378
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,214
You're always mad at him.
379
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,382
I mean, do you have to be
So hard on him?
380
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,418
-sorry.
381
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,886
-[ sighs ]
382
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,155
I think you ought to come
To the party.
383
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,357
-why?
384
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,559
-was this chick dense or what?
385
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,028
Come on, karen.
386
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:07,097
Can't you just give in
This once?
387
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,332
and the funny thing is,
388
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,900
right up until the momentI said it...
389
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,203
I mean, it's not like
You're gonna be here next year.
390
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,106
...I guess I'd neverreally believed it.
391
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,876
maybe karen didn't either.
392
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,646
-well, thanks for the insight.
393
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,651
-and suddenly she looked so...
394
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,986
lost.
395
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,789
Karen?
396
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,393
I knew she needed answers --
397
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,962
about the future...
398
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,463
about her life.
399
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,935
unfortunately,I didn't have the answers --
400
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,737
or even the questions.
401
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:57,514
that night, dinner lastedabout 6 1/2 months.
402
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,151
-can I get anybody
Some more potatoes?
403
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,488
-no, thanks.
-sure.
404
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,457
-while mom triedto fill the empty space
405
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,858
with vegetables and starch,
406
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,292
the rest of us waited...
407
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,661
[ party favor honks ]
408
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,896
...For the inevitableexplosion.
409
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,665
[ door closes ]
410
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,301
-I'm back.
411
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,939
But I can't stay.
412
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,445
-not even for cake
And ice cream, honey?
413
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,481
-mom, I told you,
I don't want a cake.
414
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,582
-[ clears throat ]
-it's too late.
415
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,184
I'm lighting the candles
Right now.
416
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,820
Kevin, honey, get the lights.
417
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,522
-well, the stage was set.
418
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,591
bring on the fireworks.
419
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:46,363
-okay, here it comes.
Everybody sing.
420
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:51,435
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
421
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,503
Everybody.
422
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:56,874
-♪ happy birthday to you ♪
423
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:03,080
♪ happy birthday, dear karen ♪
424
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:09,152
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
425
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:12,456
-there it was --18 years of hopes and memories
426
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,159
poured into 80 ounces ofegg whites and sugar and wax.
427
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,029
it was enoughto melt anybody's heart...
428
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,133
...Except maybe my sister's.
429
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,668
[ horn honks ]
430
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,604
-there's my ride.
I've got to go.
431
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,807
-and I guess that was the strawthat broke the camel's back.
432
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,310
-not so fast.
You're staying here.
433
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,114
-no, I'm not.
434
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,682
-yes, you are.
435
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,486
-I'm leaving, daddy.
436
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,589
-and even though I'd beenhearing those words for weeks,
437
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,891
suddenly I washearing something new.
438
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:51,228
or maybe it was as oldas children
439
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,997
and parents and families.
440
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:59,002
-you're not going
Until you open this.
441
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,904
[ clears throat ]
442
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,775
-what is it?
443
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,811
-open it.
444
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,428
It's my kit bag.
445
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,830
From the corps.
446
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,435
Uh, I was gonna
Get you a...
447
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,537
You know, new one.
448
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,939
But I thought
You'd like this better.
449
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,245
It's, uh, for college.
450
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,852
Or if you go someplace.
451
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,389
Either way,
You got to have something
452
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,191
To put your clothes in,
And, uh...
453
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,830
...This one got me through
A lot of rough times.
454
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,901
-I love it.
455
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,149
These too?
456
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,651
-uh...
457
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,653
Those are mine.
458
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,499
-thanks, dad.
459
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,813
[ horn honks ]
460
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,422
I've got to go.
461
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,394
-then go.
462
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,265
[ intro to sandy denny's
"Who knows where the
Time goes?" plays ]
463
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,137
-[ blows ]
464
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:24,347
-♪ across the morning sky ♪
465
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,415
-hey.
466
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,719
-♪ all the birds are leaving ♪
467
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,522
-did you make a wish?
468
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,557
-yeah.
469
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,997
-♪ ah, how can they know ♪
470
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:47,604
♪ it's time for them to go? ♪
471
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,573
-that night of my sister's18th birthday,
472
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,107
a lot of things happened...
473
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,976
-♪ before the winter fire ♪
-...Maybe more than she knew,
474
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,878
because that night,
475
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,781
when my father let karengo out...
-♪ I will still be dreaming ♪
476
00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,083
-...He let karen go.
477
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,322
-♪ I do not count the time ♪
478
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:08,625
-and maybe that's howit had to be.
479
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,193
children leave.
480
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:12,729
and parents stay behind.
481
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:16,800
-♪ who knows
Where the time goes? ♪
-still, some things are deeperthan time and distance.
482
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,869
and your father will alwaysbe your father.
483
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:25,308
-♪ who knows
Where the time goes? ♪
484
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:28,444
-and he will alwaysleave a light on for you.
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