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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,243 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:17,516 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:21,018 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,399 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,401 --> 00:00:36,667 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,403 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:42,807 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,008 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:46,744 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,847 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,582 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:53,985 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,520 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,522 --> 00:00:59,056 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:04,195 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:07,466 [ choir singing indistinctly ] 21 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,767 -the halls of rfk junior high 22 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:15,173 often echoed with the sounds of music. 23 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:18,143 the kennedy chorale. 24 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:25,650 the kennedy madrigals. 25 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:33,358 and, of course, the kennedy now-tones. 26 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:38,463 they were all part of a long-standing family of song. 27 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,665 but, as with every family, 28 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,967 there was a skeleton in the closet. 29 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,803 -[ off-key ] ♪ ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 30 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:47,972 ♪ ah, ah, ah ♪ 31 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,976 ♪ ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 32 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:53,245 the boys' 8th-grade glee club. 33 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,913 ♪ ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 34 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,983 the singing group from hell. 35 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:00,651 -oh, boy. 36 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:03,287 -twice a week, we transformed mr. Frace's choir room 37 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:06,390 into kind of a chamber of musical horrors. 38 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,660 -oh, my gosh. 39 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,061 -randy mitchell -- baritone. 40 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,864 -♪ ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 41 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,933 -doug porter -- monotone. 42 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,234 -♪ ah, ah, ah... ♪ 43 00:02:17,236 --> 00:02:21,338 -paul pfeiffer -- no tone at all. 44 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:22,941 and, of course... 45 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,009 me. 46 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,244 not that we didn't have heart. 47 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,546 it's just that the 13-year-old-male voice 48 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:32,951 isn't exactly designed for, well... 49 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:35,086 for singing. 50 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,689 -uh, hold that note. 51 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,492 -♪ ahhh ♪ 52 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,494 -hold that note. 53 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,130 -we weren't the stuff tabernacle choirs are made of. 54 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:48,299 so, out of a mutual respect for the arts... 55 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,135 and humanity... 56 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,637 we'd reached an agreement. 57 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,539 we wouldn't push mr. Frace... 58 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,773 if he wouldn't push us. 59 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:56,974 -all right, all right! 60 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:59,744 That's enough! 61 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:03,381 Just, uh, get out your books And study. 62 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:09,420 -all in all, a pretty equitable arrangement. 63 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:10,722 -it isn't fair. 64 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,057 Every other group gets To sing some songs and stuff. 65 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:14,893 Why can't we? 66 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,762 -well, maybe because we stink. 67 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,864 -then why are we here? 68 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,766 -because we have to be here. 69 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,701 Right, warren? 70 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,136 -warren gander. 71 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,372 no one had ever heard him sing a note, 72 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,973 much less say a word. 73 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,909 -so, what you're saying Is we're losers, is that it? 74 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:34,779 -but if paul was looking to unite us in chorus... 75 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,848 -pbht! -pbht! 76 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,684 -...He had just heard our best effort. 77 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:40,819 -pbht! 78 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,154 -face it -- we knew where we stood. 79 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,856 at the bottom of the heap. 80 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:48,192 and we were smart enough not to seek the limelight... 81 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:49,727 [ school bell rings ] 82 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:53,264 ...Until, that is... 83 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:56,634 ...The limelight was thrust upon us. 84 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,102 -there. 85 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,238 That's better, isn't it? 86 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,840 -who's she? 87 00:04:03,342 --> 00:04:04,742 [ note plays ] 88 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,045 -♪ my name is miss haycock ♪ 89 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,780 And if there's anything I want to impress upon you, 90 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:10,948 Its... 91 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,184 ♪ use your diaphragms ♪ 92 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,786 ♪ always use your diaphragms ♪ 93 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,455 -what'd she say? 94 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,991 -♪ do you hear How that sounds? ♪ 95 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,926 ♪ full and supported ♪ 96 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,261 [ plays note ] 97 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,795 ♪ if you're doing it right ♪ 98 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:27,398 ♪ you'll feel it down here ♪ 99 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,633 [ plays note ] 100 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,067 ♪ I'm thrilled To be taking over ♪ 101 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:32,270 ♪ the 8th-grade Boys' glee club ♪ 102 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,304 [ plays note ] 103 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,639 ♪ and when we sing ♪ 104 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:37,442 ♪ we'll always sing like this ♪ 105 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,710 [ plays note ] 106 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,745 ♪ because we're always going To remember ♪ 107 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,080 ♪ to use our ♪ 108 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,148 [ plays note ] 109 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,654 -[ unenthused ] diaphragms. 110 00:04:50,656 --> 00:04:53,457 -she was fresh out of teaching school, full of ideas. 111 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,792 and, oh, yes, 112 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,929 the woman was a total lunatic. 113 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,697 -well, I think she's great. 114 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:00,665 -paul, get a grip. 115 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,001 -why, just because She sang a little? 116 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,802 -a little? 117 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,004 I just hope she doesn't think We're gonna sing like that. 118 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,873 -well, maybe not at first. 119 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,242 But once we master This diaphragm thing... 120 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:14,946 -diaphragms or no diaphragms... 121 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,181 miss haycock's arrival 122 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,416 had sent a shudder of fear through all of us. 123 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:19,850 -I don't want to sing. 124 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:21,953 That's why I took glee club In the first place. 125 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,722 -yeah, why do we have to have A student teacher, anyway? 126 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,657 -relax, guys. There's nothin' To worry about. 127 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,825 This won't last long. 128 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,794 -what do you mean? 129 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,896 -I mean, this is her first job. 130 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:33,664 She has to look Like she's trying. 131 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,433 -mitchell did have a point -- 132 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,401 in theory. 133 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,202 -maybe he's right. 134 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:41,039 Maybe she'll...Get over it. 135 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,840 -trust me, in a couple of days, 136 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,943 She'll be acting Just like frace. 137 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:48,345 -put away your songbooks. We won't need them, after all. 138 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,514 -and that was that. 139 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:53,117 -we'll need the entire hour For voice auditions. 140 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,652 [ scattered groans ] 141 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,354 Who wants to be first? 142 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,255 -first? 143 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,157 was she joking? 144 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,025 -anyone? 145 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,162 -only a complete doofus would want to be f-- 146 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:08,466 okay, then. 147 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,267 it was time to show miss haycock 148 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:12,169 exactly who she was up against. 149 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:13,738 in other words... 150 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,439 it was time to sing. 151 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:19,910 -[ off-key ] ♪ my country, 'tis of thee ♪ 152 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,947 -[ off-key ] ♪ sweet land of liberty ♪ 153 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,550 -[ off-key ] ♪ of thee I sing ♪ 154 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:29,253 -[ off-key ] ♪ land where our fathers died ♪ 155 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:32,557 [ piano plays notes ] 156 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:36,561 -[ passionately ] ♪ from every mountainside ♪ 157 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:42,499 ♪ let freedom ring ♪ 158 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,304 -there. 159 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,973 we'd laid it out for her -- clear as a bell. 160 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,841 the folly of it all. 161 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:52,410 the hopelessness. the complete -- 162 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,478 -yes! Yes! 163 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,848 That's the kind of passion We all need. 164 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,115 -huh? 165 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:00,385 -I found that very moving. 166 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:01,519 Thank you, kevin! 167 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:04,589 -sure, anytime. 168 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,557 -attaway, caruso. 169 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:09,259 -anytime at all. 170 00:07:09,261 --> 00:07:10,695 -she made you sing? 171 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,530 All of you? 172 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,265 That I'd like to see. 173 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,967 -she said kevin had passion. 174 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,701 -really? 175 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:19,403 [ giggles ] 176 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:22,539 -she made a total fool out of Me, so can we just forget it? 177 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:24,775 -well, I think she Sounds very sweet. 178 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,311 -so do I. 179 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,547 -right gesture, wrong shoulder. 180 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,983 -winnie, the woman's A fruitcake, okay? 181 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:35,853 In fact, somebody Ought to lock her up! 182 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,755 In fact, somebody ought to -- 183 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,590 -kevin, that's not very nice. 184 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:40,859 -uh-oh. 185 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,559 -what if it were me up there -- 186 00:07:42,561 --> 00:07:44,762 Standing there, Scared out of my wits, 187 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,197 Teaching my first class? 188 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,531 -uh, well -- 189 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,266 -is that how you'd treat me? 190 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:52,570 -okay, this was tricky -- very tricky. 191 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,206 -maybe you should think more About things like that, kevin. 192 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,641 -it was pretty clear I was gonna have to find 193 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,477 the moral highground here -- 194 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:02,880 and fast. 195 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:05,783 -♪ fwa ♪ 196 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:08,786 ♪ fwa ♪ 197 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:10,355 ♪ fwa ♪ 198 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,689 ♪ to sustain the note ♪ 199 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:15,460 ♪ we simply let the air Flow out gently ♪ 200 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:17,194 Now, you try. 201 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:19,163 -♪ fwa ♪ 202 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,598 -[ off-key ] ♪ fwa ♪ 203 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,899 -♪ fwa ♪ 204 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,233 -trouble is, our glee club 205 00:08:23,235 --> 00:08:25,536 wasn't exactly built for high ground. 206 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,839 we'd been weaned on low expectations. 207 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,707 -why's she doing this To us? 208 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:33,577 -even warren gander was showing signs of strain. 209 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:36,180 -now, men, I have a surprise for you. 210 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,582 -great. what was it gonna be now? 211 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:41,251 -today, we're going to begin Our first song -- 212 00:08:41,253 --> 00:08:42,920 "Stout-hearted men." 213 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,888 I have copies for all of you. 214 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:47,258 -all right. That ripped it. 215 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,993 no one -- but no one -- 216 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:52,196 had ever threatened us with an actual musical arrangement. 217 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,964 -and, that's not all. 218 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:56,935 We're going to be singing it Next month 219 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,170 At the spring sing concert! 220 00:08:59,172 --> 00:08:59,871 -what?! -what?! 221 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,372 -I know, I know. 222 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,906 We don't have much time. 223 00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:04,642 But as I told mr. Frace, 224 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,477 My boys are up to it. 225 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,379 And he agreed! 226 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,347 -and suddenly it was clear. 227 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,617 our reputation was on the line, here. 228 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:15,553 our tradition. our bad name. 229 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,989 -miss haycock? 230 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,957 -yes, kevin. 231 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,393 -do you really think This is a good idea? 232 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,195 -why not? 233 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,597 -well...I -- 234 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,632 We...Just think -- 235 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:31,536 -kevin... 236 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,004 What if it were me Standing up here? 237 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,508 -kevin... 238 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,443 You think what? 239 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:42,747 -awww! 240 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,248 -that... 241 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,783 It would be... 242 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:49,753 ...Fine. 243 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,957 -I knew you'd all feel that way! 244 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,057 Think of it. 245 00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:58,396 We're starting on A new adventure -- together. 246 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,065 -and so in a flash, our fate was sealed. 247 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,935 the glee club's, miss haycock's, 248 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,937 and, of course... 249 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,738 mine. 250 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:21,852 [ notes play on piano ] 251 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,387 -♪ men, men, men ♪ 252 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,957 ♪ all right, basses ♪ 253 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,991 -♪ men, men ♪ 254 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,292 -over the next few weeks, 255 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,228 miss haycock struggled to bring out our best... 256 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,895 -♪ now, tenors ♪ 257 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,230 ♪ ahhh ♪ 258 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,167 -♪ ahhh ♪ 259 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,202 -...Which, coincidentally, happened to be our worst. 260 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,605 -splendid! Now, remember. 261 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,106 Diaphragms. 262 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,208 Diaphragms! 263 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,809 -meanwhile, I found myself trapped 264 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,380 between raw enthusiasm and outright malice. 265 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,015 -ow! 266 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,116 Hey! 267 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,517 -nice goin', arnold. 268 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,385 -what's that for? 269 00:10:55,387 --> 00:10:56,921 -"That'd be great, miss haycock. 270 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,090 We'd love to sing In the spring sing." 271 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,925 -come on, I didn't say that. 272 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,760 -well, not exactly. 273 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,028 -we're gonna look Like idiots 274 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,796 In front Of the whole school, 275 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:06,964 Not to mention our parents. 276 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,332 What are we gonna do? 277 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,399 -well, for one thing, 278 00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:11,201 We're not gonna mention it To our parents. 279 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:12,302 Deal? 280 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,271 -there's something else We could do. 281 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,008 We could practice. 282 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,743 -look, you got us Into this, arnold. 283 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,745 So you got to get us out. 284 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:21,879 -how? 285 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,113 -talk to her. 286 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,450 -she's never gonna listen To me. 287 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,852 -why not? You're mr. Passion. 288 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,153 You're the only one She will listen to. 289 00:11:30,155 --> 00:11:31,421 -talk to her. 290 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,725 Our lives are depending on it. 291 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,694 -easy for them to say. 292 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,796 but how do you talk to someone 293 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,998 who can't even hear? 294 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,132 [ glee club singing ] 295 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,934 -excellent! Excellent! 296 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,403 -the fact was, even though we sang harmonies 297 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,206 that would make quasimodo wince, 298 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,308 chords not found in nature... 299 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,843 -good! 300 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,010 Better! 301 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,246 -...Nothing deterred miss haycock. 302 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,082 with a wisdom born of weeks of experience, 303 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:01,085 she pushed on, blindly -- no! -- deafly -- 304 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:04,588 toward a goal that was obviously beyond our grasp. 305 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,958 -I know. Let's march in place. 306 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,926 Let's try that. Come on. 307 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,427 -we wanted to believe in her. 308 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,396 but it was pretty clear, sooner or later, 309 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,699 someone was gonna have to burst this bubble -- 310 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:16,567 someone like... 311 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,469 -psst! Arnold. 312 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,971 [ clears throat ] 313 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,906 -...Me. 314 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:28,512 -♪ man to man ♪ 315 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,781 -it's now or never, arnold. 316 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,152 -ah, what the heck? 317 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,154 was I a stout-hearted man... 318 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:39,123 or a craven coward? 319 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,357 -miss haycock? 320 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,659 -yes, kevin? 321 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:46,163 -we've been thinking This whole thing over. 322 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,831 And... 323 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,433 See... 324 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,136 We don't really wanna be In the spring sing. 325 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,507 It's just that... 326 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,409 We're not any good. 327 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,144 So... 328 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,679 Maybe we shouldn't do it. 329 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,747 -there. Difficult, of course, 330 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,816 but best for everyone concerned. 331 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,786 -you...Really feel this way? 332 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,687 All of you? 333 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,157 -mm-hmm. -yeah. 334 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,259 -I see. 335 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:19,129 Well...I had no idea. 336 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,499 -and there you had it. 337 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,201 we'd finally gotten through to her. 338 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,503 miss haycock was coming to her senses. 339 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,904 she was going to see reason. 340 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,973 she was going... 341 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,674 -[ crying softly ] 342 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:31,875 -...To cry. 343 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,315 -[ crying intensifies ] 344 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,550 -needless to say, we handled it with a certain maturity. 345 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,652 -well, what you do that for, Arnold? 346 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,354 -me?! You told me to! 347 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,521 -way to go, kev. 348 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,223 -I can't believe you did that. 349 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,459 -you were supposed to talk To her, not make her cry. 350 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,530 -[ crying continues ] 351 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,865 -we had no idea what to do next. 352 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,301 the only thing that could help us now 353 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,635 was a miracle. 354 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,705 and then...It happened. 355 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,675 [ warren vocalizing ] 356 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,548 [ vocalizing continues ] 357 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,753 it took the tears of a student teacher 358 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,489 to bring a song to the lips of warren gander. 359 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,226 -[ vocalizing continues ] 360 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,863 -♪ men, men, men, men, Men, men, men... ♪ 361 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,633 -♪ men, men, men, men, Men, men... ♪ 362 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:33,637 -♪ men, men, men, men, men, Men, men, men, men ♪ 363 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,040 -and the rest is history. 364 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,641 -♪ men, men, men, Men, men, men... ♪ 365 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:41,478 -♪ lend me some men Who are stout-hearted men ♪ 366 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:45,750 ♪ who will fight For the right they adore ♪ 367 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:50,087 -♪ start me with ten Who are stout-hearted men ♪ 368 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:54,325 -and so began the great glee club comeback of 1970. 369 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,126 -♪ give me some men... ♪ 370 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,029 -there were only two weeks left before the big spring sing, 371 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:02,800 but during those two weeks, we breathed, slept, 372 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:06,670 and ate "Stout-hearted men". 373 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:11,075 -♪ and I'll soon give you 10,000 more ♪ 374 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,877 -it became our anthem, our battle cry... 375 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,379 [ horn honking ] 376 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:19,050 ...As we rallied 'round our secret weapon. 377 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:23,020 -♪ then there's nothing In the world... ♪ 378 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,255 -it was kind of...Infectious. 379 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,825 -♪ ...A plan ♪ 380 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,693 ♪ when stout-hearted... ♪ 381 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,494 -and when the day had finally arrived... 382 00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:33,698 we had gone from horrible to... 383 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,201 -♪ man to ♪ 384 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:44,975 -♪ man ♪ 385 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:49,980 [ finale plays ] 386 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,015 -magnificent! 387 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:56,387 -well, anyway, we were ready... 388 00:15:56,389 --> 00:16:00,657 [ choir singing indistinctly ] 389 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:10,167 -♪ till you find your dreams ♪ 390 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,701 [ applause ] 391 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,906 -I'm not ready for this. 392 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,541 -sure you are. 393 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,842 -no, I'm not. 394 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,145 -oh, come on, paul. It's just one song. 395 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,881 -...Or so I kept telling myself. 396 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,016 -look around. 397 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,018 These guys are Practically professionals. 398 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:30,554 People are paying A buck-fifty to see them... 399 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,723 And us. 400 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:33,957 [ sneezes ] 401 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,192 -uh-oh. 402 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,194 that sneeze was a bad sign. 403 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,229 -[ sneezes ] 404 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,264 -a very bad sign. 405 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,365 -take a deep breath. 406 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,000 You know how you get Once it starts. 407 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,002 -it's my nerves. 408 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,170 -come on, paul, what's there To be nervous about? 409 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,338 Remember? 410 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,808 We've got warren. 411 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,045 [ indistinct conversation ] 412 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,313 -hey, you guys are in the 8th-grade glee club, right? 413 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,982 Can't wait To hear you sing. 414 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,718 -you too. What are you singing? 415 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,786 -we're starting out with Thomson's "Hallelujah," 416 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,989 Then "Pater noster, Qui es in caelis" -- 417 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,323 The vulpius version. 418 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,792 Then something A little lighter -- 419 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,827 Some selections From "La bohème." 420 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,228 How about you? 421 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,463 -"Vulpius"? 422 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,431 "La bohème"? 423 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,568 -"Stout-hearted men." -[ sneezes ] 424 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,336 -here they are -- 425 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,138 My boys. 426 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,074 Come on, everybody. 427 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,975 Gather 'round. 428 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:28,012 I brought something for you. 429 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,781 Here. Pass these out. 430 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,915 Everyone gets one. 431 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,452 -yep, miss haycock was in her element -- 432 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,820 whatever element that was. 433 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:40,357 -I'm so proud of you all. 434 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,194 Ever since I was a little girl... 435 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,796 -no, geez, don't tell us this. we don't want to -- 436 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,599 -...I've dreamed of standing up In front of a choir 437 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,568 And molding them in song. 438 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,471 Tonight will be My very first time, 439 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:57,340 And I have you to thank -- My men. 440 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:01,245 I'll never forget any of you. 441 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:05,382 -the funny thing is, in a way, that turned out to be true. 442 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,552 -all right. Let's line up. 443 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:12,323 We're next. 444 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,826 -and so from the murky depths of mr. Frace's choir room, 445 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:20,231 the 8th-grade boys glee club finally stepped into the light. 446 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:24,167 [ light applause ] 447 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,411 sure, we had misgivings. 448 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:39,482 but gazing down on miss haycock's confident face, 449 00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,385 we knew we had nothing to fear. 450 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,220 she believed in us. 451 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,489 and, of course, we believed... 452 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,890 in warren. 453 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,364 [ piano plays introduction ] 454 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,900 but as I look back on that night, 455 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,636 it isn't the anticipation I remember best, 456 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:03,707 and it isn't the faces in the audience. 457 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:09,246 -♪ ahhhhhhhhhh ♪ 458 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,848 -what I remember best 459 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:14,985 is that warren gander's voice chose exactly that moment... 460 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,587 -[ croaks ] 461 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,325 -...To change. 462 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,963 [ audience murmuring ] 463 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,067 -♪ ahhhhhhhhh ♪ 464 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,568 [ croaks ] 465 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,504 -it was cruel. 466 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,871 in front of our very eyes, 467 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:39,210 warren had transformed from lyric tenor... 468 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,878 to... 469 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,112 -[ croaks ] 470 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,048 -...Well, a bullfrog. 471 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,051 [ murmuring, light laughter ] 472 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,253 so the rest of us did the only thing we could -- 473 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,355 we panicked. 474 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,561 -keep going! 475 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,863 [ piano plays introduction ] 476 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,065 Keep going! 477 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:02,866 -men. -men. 478 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,967 -men. -men. 479 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:04,968 -men. -men. 480 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:05,970 -men. -men. 481 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,938 -but the die was cast. 482 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,807 -[ sneezes ] 483 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,141 -paul sneezed... 484 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,509 -[ sneezes ] 485 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,711 -...Which was too much for doug. 486 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,046 [ thud ] 487 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,383 somebody laughed, and I dropped my music. 488 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,352 -keep going! 489 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,519 -[ sneezes ] 490 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,187 -it was kind of a chain reaction. 491 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:27,157 -[ sneezes ] 492 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,394 -I'd like to say we rallied... 493 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,263 -[ sneezes ] 494 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,631 -but...We didn't. 495 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,766 [ disorganized singing, Talking ] 496 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,443 [ disorganized singing Continues ] 497 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,017 Men. Men. Men. 498 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,418 -men. -men. 499 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,718 -[ sneezes ] 500 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,656 [ sneezes ] 501 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,192 -it was no one's fault, really. 502 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:06,130 I guess we'd just been pushed beyond our limits. 503 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,565 we we're a bunch of 8th-grade boys, 504 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:13,003 not an ensemble of stout-hearted men. 505 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,037 [ light applause ] 506 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,606 [ applause intensifies ] 507 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,309 as for miss haycock, 508 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,278 she'd dreamed of molding us into something we weren't. 509 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:26,283 but that night, she got her wake-up call. 510 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:30,220 -♪ give me some men Who are stout-hearted men... ♪ 511 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,623 -the only problem was... 512 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,326 she wasn't there to answer it. 513 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,995 -[ sneezes ] 514 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:41,198 -we never found out where miss haycock disappeared to, 515 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,201 although some said she'd gone back to college. 516 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:47,604 still, I like to think that wherever she is 517 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,673 there's a warm spot in her heart 518 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,042 for the 8th-grade boys' glee club. 519 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,012 after all, we'd learned from her, 520 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:58,081 and in a way... she'd learned from us. 521 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,416 we'd learned together... 522 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:03,854 -♪ man to man ♪ 523 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,056 -...Or so I like to tell myself. 524 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,792 [ finale plays ] 525 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,495 [ paul sneezes ] 37382

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