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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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[ choral singing ]
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-in junior high school,
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looks mean a lot.
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there's the look of love...
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...The look of rejection...
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...The thrill of victory...
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the agony of defeat.
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but there was one lookthat was different,
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a once-in-a-lifetime look --
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a look that said things wouldnever be the same again.
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-doug?
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Doug?
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You okay?
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-one glance at a facelike that, and you knew.
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-oh, man.
When did it happen?
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-last night.
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-was it your dad?
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-he gave you...
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"The talk."
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-"The talk."the old birds and bees.
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-I actually had to listen
To my dad say "Genitals."
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-ugh!
-ugh!
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-it was horrible,
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too horrible to contemplate.
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the worst thing was,no one was immune.
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it could strike anytime,anywhere.
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the fatal communication.
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-kevin?
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[ distorted ]
It all begins with an egg.
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-oh, no.
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-so, when a man and a woman
Get together...
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-oh, gosh!
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-when your mother and I...
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-no, no, don't drag mominto this!
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-[ normal voice ] kevin!
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-huh?
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-shove over.
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-fortunately,my father preferred
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to communicate with his kidsas little as possible.
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still, you never knew if yourluck was gonna run out.
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or when.
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-looks like it's wearing
Pretty thin to me.
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-jack...
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-day threeof my dad's week off.
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so far, he'd tightenedevery screw
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on every kitchen cabinet,
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re-wired all our lamps,
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and added another layerof insulation to the attic.
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in short, he was laying siegeto my mom's domain.
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-honey,
It's just a little crack.
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-eh...It's fallin' apart.
Where's my glue?
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-of course,after years of experience,
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mom had learned to play dad
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like a matadordealing with a bull.
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-honey?
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You want this last piece
Of bacon?
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[ trumpet fanfare plays ]
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[ crowd cheering ]
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[ bull moos ]
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-olé, mom!
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[ water dripping ]
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[ dripping echoes ]
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-damn it! I just put
A new washer in this thing.
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-did the paper come yet?
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I know you wanted
To look at those tire sales.
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-oh.
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I hope he hit the porch
This time.
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-yep. Mom had all the moves.
-[ sighs ]
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-what the...
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-you want another muffin,
Honey?
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[ rattling ]
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-until, that is...
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-jack!
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-...The bull got intothe china shop.
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-these hinges are going,
Norma.
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-jack...Not my good crystal.
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-kevin, get my toolbox
From the cellar.
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-now, this was serious.this was mom's stemware.
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[ hinge squeaking ]
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-wait.
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-you could see herreaching back
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for some wayto save the situation,
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some way to...
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-I know. Why don't you
Do something with kevin?
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-...Stab me in the back.
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-huh?
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-you could go to a movie
Or...Play catch.
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[ glasses rattle ]
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-well, I better get going.
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-no, wait.
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I've got it.
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Jack, wouldn't this
Be the perfect time
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To build that tree house
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That you two
Have always talked about?
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-a tree house?
-a tree house?
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-a tree house?
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-I couldn't believe it.
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after all I'd done for her --
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slept in her house,eaten her food!
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-why not? I think it would be
Fun for both of you.
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-come on, mom.
I'm too old for a tree house.
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Right, dad?
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-I was sorry to bail outon old mom,
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but the fact was...
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-nonsense.
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[ hinge squeaks ]
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You're never too old
For a tree house.
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-...I was a dead man.
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see, it wasn't just a matter ofbeing too old for a tree house.
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building something --building anything --
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with my daddidn't really mean "Building."
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it meant sitting around...
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-kev.
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-...Holding twine...
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...Being in the way...
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...Eating sawdust...
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and watching him build.
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-well, startin'
To lose the light.
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Let's knock off for today,
Huh, tiger?
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-"Tiger"?I didn't feel like a tiger.
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I felt more like...An elf.
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-we'll pick it up tomorrow.
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-I can't.
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I've got school tomorrow.
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-I'll pick you up.
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-great.
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-it didn't seem fair.
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I was 13 years old,
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and my father was stilltreating me like a kid.
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I mean,what was it gonna take here?
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-check this out.
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-put that away!
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-sorry, pfeiff.
Didn't mean to scare you.
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-grow up, hobson.
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-what's wrong with it?
My dad looks at this stuff.
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-yeah, your dad, maybe.
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-uh-huh. Like yours doesn't.
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-of course not.
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My dad's an optometrist!
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-[ scoffs ]
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-well, he doesn't.
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-I don't want this to come
As a shock to you, pfeiff,
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But men look at women.
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-no, duh.
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-you're such
A babe in the woods.
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-craig hobson -- the "Mastersand johnson" of the lunch line.
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-so, arnold,
How's the big project comin'?
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-what do you mean?
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-saw you and your dad drivin' by
With a car full of lumber.
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Whatcha buildin',
A new sand box?
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-for your information, hobson,
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They're working
On something very big.
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-really? Like what?
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-paul...
-I can handle this.
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It's a tree house.
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-thanks, paul. Really.
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-well, it's not really --
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-a tree house, huh? Aren't you
A little old for that?
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-at least his dad doesn't sit
Around the house
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Looking at magazines.
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They're building it together.
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-a tree house, huh?
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What are you, the ladder holder?
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-[ scoffs ]
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Yeah, right.
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-the nerve of this guy.
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"Ladder holder"?I was no ladder holder.
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I was...
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holding a ladder.
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-damn!
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I cut it too long.
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What the hell was I thinking of?
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-okay,this had gone far enough.
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it was timeto declare my independence.
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-I'll cut it for you, dad.
-huh?
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-heck, what did I have to lose?
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-nah, I better do it.
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-dad, I want to do it.
I want to help.
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-you are helpin'.
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-holding a ladder?
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Oh, come on, dad.
I want to saw.
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-okay, one of two thingswas gonna happen here --
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either dad was gonnalaugh in my face, or...
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-you think you can shave
1 3/8 inch off of that?
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-...He was gonna let me saw!
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okay, I was on my way.
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there was justone little problem here --
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I'd never actually useda power saw before.
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it looked...Sharp.
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[ shing! ]
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...Saw-like.
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[ thwong! ]
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-make sure that safety guard
Is down.
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This thing can back up on you.
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-I know.
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-"Back up"? "Safety guard"?okay, no turning back now.
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it was saw or be sawed.
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[ saw whirs ]
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[ richard wagner's "Flight
Of the valkyries" plays ]
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[ wood clatters ]
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[ saw stops ]
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-not bad.
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-it was a small step --1 3/8 inch, to be exact.
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-come on.
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-but it felt like we'd turnedsome kind of corner,
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my dad and I.
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[ indistinct conversation ]
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-what I think we should do
Is 4 1/2 feet.
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-right.
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-and have a rounded staircase.
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-right.
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-and our tree house --at least the ground floor --
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was lookin' pretty darn good.
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-feels solid, dad.
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-yeah, it does.
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-as dad and I kicked back
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and hoisteda couple of cool ones...
-here you go.
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-I hadthe strangest experience --
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dad was talking to me,
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and I was listening.
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-a rope ladder.
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-we were...Communicating.
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-not everyone -- mom can't
Get up a rope ladder.
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-that's the idea. [ chuckles ]
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-it was one of the nicestmoments we'd ever shared.
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and it lasted...
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[ woman humming ]
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...About 12 seconds.
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now, she was just a woman,
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working in her garden,weeding her tomatoes.
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she didn't know we were there.
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and we'd certainlynever seen her before.
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it was all just kind ofa coincidence.
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-♪ bum baaaaaahm ♪
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♪ ba da da da da da ♪
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♪ ba ba ba da da ♪
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♪ bum baaaaahm ♪
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♪ ba ba ba ba-bum bum ♪
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-[ chuckles ]
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-♪ ba-da-dum, ba-da-dum,
Ba-da-dum da da dum ♪
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♪ da-dum, da-da-dum, ba-da-dum ♪
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-the weird thing was,it was really no big deal.
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except for some reason,at that moment,
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it was a big deal.
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it was horrible.
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we'd been two men at work,
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and suddenly,everything had changed.
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suddenly,we were a father and a son.
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and a neighbor.
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and there didn'tseem to be room up there
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for the three of us.
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-um...Kev?
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Kev, um...
264
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,801
-down went the linesof communication.
265
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,002
-let's take a break.
266
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,770
-yeah.
267
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,839
-♪ do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
268
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:24,708
-okay.
-yeah.
269
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,544
-and there you had it.
270
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,279
one minutewe were on top of the world,
271
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,081
the next minute...
-oh!
272
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,417
-we were up a tree...
[ ladder clangs ]
273
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,853
without a ladder.
274
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,122
[ ragtime music plays ]
275
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,296
-tell me, is this thingreally a strawberry?
276
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,966
-yes. And these are tomatoes.
277
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:52,102
this, we hope, is the futureof the american farmer.
278
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:56,206
-for the next day or so,dad and I didn't talk much.
279
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,042
-let me amend that --we didn't talk at all.
280
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:02,312
-to most of the public,these giant freaks of nature...
281
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,481
-oh, do we have to watch this?
282
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,383
-well, how do they get so big?
283
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:09,753
-'course, I wasn't really sureif dad knew that I knew
284
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,323
that he saw that I sawwhat he saw.
285
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,858
or vice versa.
286
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:17,762
all we both knew was we weren'tgoing back up that tree.
287
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,133
-what's happening
With the tree house?
288
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,803
-uh, we, um...
289
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,905
-well, what's the matter
With you two?
290
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,141
You were having
So much fun up there.
291
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,776
I've never seen the two of you
Work so well together.
292
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,745
-dad,you want to take this one?
293
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,447
-well, uh...
294
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,951
The forecast said
There was a, um...
295
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,587
Possibility of rain.
296
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,290
[ birds chirping ]
297
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,458
-yeah.
298
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,059
it said zero possibility.
299
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,262
-well, as long as I have
You two in here,
300
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,997
Maybe you can help me
Choose a table setting.
301
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:59,336
We could go with the gingham
Or the stripes or the ducks.
302
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,672
Or we could mix and match.
303
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,940
What do you think?
304
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:06,777
-looks like
It's clearin' up, kev.
305
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,078
[ clears throat ]
306
00:14:10,315 --> 00:14:12,049
-have fun. [ chuckles ]
307
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:15,352
-sure, fun.
308
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,155
we gave itthe old college try.
309
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,690
[ woman humming ]
310
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,958
we tried to ignore it.
311
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,927
[ saw whirs ]
312
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,367
but we were over-matched, so wedid the only thing possible --
313
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,969
we turned on each other.
314
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,338
-not like that, kev.
315
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,640
-why? What's wrong?
316
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,509
-you're over the line.
317
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,345
-no, I'm not!
-yes, you are!
318
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,848
Look, I'll do this.
Just go get my hammer.
319
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,517
What?!
320
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,593
Never mind.
Where's your hammer?
321
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,495
-I think
I left it in the garage.
322
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,364
-how many times I tell
You not to leave your
Tools lying around?
323
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:03,233
-well, I didn't think --
-look, just go get it!
324
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,636
-[ scoffs ]
325
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,672
-face it -- we needed help.
326
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,542
someone sympathetic,someone who'd understand.
327
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,810
-you lucky dog.
328
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,277
-I don't believe it!
329
00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,547
-no, you guys don't understand.
330
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,315
-I think we do.
331
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,318
-will you cut it out, hobson?!
I could use a little help here.
332
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,356
-you don't need help.
You need binoculars.
333
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,392
-why?
334
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,361
-pfeiffer, you're hopeless.
335
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,996
-look, all I know is
This can't go on.
336
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,765
My dad and I
Are at each other's throats.
337
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,868
-in that case,
There's only one thing to do.
338
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,004
-at last, a little counsel.
339
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,174
-let me build that tree house.
340
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:52,582
-well, one thing was clear --
341
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:56,753
dad and I were in thistogether, for better or worse.
342
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,127
but wait a minute.
343
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,464
-[ sighs ]
344
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,433
-all right.
Let's get goin' here.
345
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,235
We got work to do, huh?
-yeah!
346
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:14,471
-yeah, let's lap up some studs,make some noise!
347
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:19,276
-♪ come here, sister ♪
348
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:23,313
♪ papa's in the swing ♪
349
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,449
♪ he ain't too hip ♪
350
00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:28,585
♪ 'bout that new-breed babe ♪
351
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,790
♪ he ain't no drag ♪
352
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,093
♪ papa's got a brand-new bag ♪
353
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,297
♪ come here, mama ♪
354
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,033
-yep, we were rollin' now --
355
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,803
like a smoothly oiled machine.
356
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,806
-♪ he's not too fancy ♪
357
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,209
♪ but his line is pretty clean ♪
358
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,778
-and who knew?
359
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,746
we might even finish it bytomorrow, if our luck held out.
360
00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,815
-♪ papa's got a brand-new bag ♪
361
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,584
-and we didn't getanother visit from...
362
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,821
[ music slows ]
363
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,024
-look at the size
Of those tomatoes, jack!
364
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,561
-...The singing gardener.
365
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,464
-yeah.
366
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:17,234
-this is donna.
My husband, jack.
367
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:21,405
-ah, nah, my hands are dirty.
I've been working.
368
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,707
-that's okay. My hands have been
In the dirt all day.
369
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,811
-and that's my youngest, kevin.
370
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,347
-well, hi, kevin.
371
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,382
-uh...Hi.
372
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,152
-donna and I met
At the supermarket.
373
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,653
We started talking
In the checkout counter.
374
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,955
And it turns out
Donna lives on oakdale
375
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:38,956
Almost right behind us.
376
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,424
-yeah, just a little over
From here.
377
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,558
-so she told me
About her tomatoes
378
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,693
And said she'd bring me some.
379
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,928
-uh-huh.
380
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,630
-and I told the checker
Just to put mine back.
381
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:47,764
[ laughing ] didn't I?
382
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,200
-well, then, I guess I just
Had to bring 'em, huh?
383
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,002
[ both laugh ]
-[ chuckles nervously ]
384
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,970
-well, this was homey.
385
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,808
I just sort of stood there,
386
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,844
but fortunately, my dad wasa little more socially adept.
387
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,914
-we, um...Break.
388
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,815
-what, honey?
389
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,685
-kevin and me.
390
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,555
-so, a little small talk...
391
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,928
...The arnold charm...
-let's go, kev.
392
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,863
-it was nice to meet you!
393
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:23,033
-...And we were out the door.
394
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,169
by mutual unspoken consent,
395
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:29,006
my dad and Ifell into a plan --
396
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,642
work as hard as we couldas fast as we could
397
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,677
and get out of that tree.
398
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:36,914
as our hammers rang in the air,
399
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,816
bending metal and steelto our wills,
400
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:41,885
an amazing thing happened --
401
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,653
we found a common bond.
402
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,189
-nails.
-here.
403
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,758
Pry-bar.
404
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,592
-yo.
405
00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:51,228
I need a, uh...
406
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:51,929
-bracket.
407
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,330
-yeah, and some, uh...
408
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,431
-wood screws.
-yeah.
409
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,366
Damn, where's the --
-pencil.
410
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,335
-yeah.
411
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,070
-it was almost...Heroic.
412
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:04,842
there we were, two men,side-by-side,
413
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,310
struggling without words
414
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,579
against the thingwe couldn't talk about --
-kev?
415
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,614
-running from a common enemy.
416
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,682
running from...
417
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,951
-ready or not, here I come!
418
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,286
-mom.
-norma.
419
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,721
[ donna humming ]
420
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:21,525
-well! This is fun!
421
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:25,262
[ humming continues ]
422
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,231
-uh, norma, the footing up here
Is a little tricky.
423
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,566
-yeah, it's not all nailed off.
You don't want to fall.
424
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:33,837
-oh, don't be silly.
It feels sturdy to me.
425
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,342
Oh, and just look at this view!
426
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,278
-yeah.
427
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,281
-excuse me.
428
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,449
[ humming intensifies ]
429
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:49,086
-[ sighs ]
430
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,454
-oh.
431
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,722
-now, at that moment,
432
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,659
it's possible a simpleexplanation would have helped.
433
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,428
but of course,we couldn't explain.
434
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,098
we couldn'ttalk about it at all.
435
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,970
-oh.
436
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,175
-[ chuckles ]
437
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,181
-well, I should start dinner.
438
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,086
-and that was that.
439
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:27,257
we'd been accused,tried, and convicted.
440
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,626
and suddenlyI had this awful feeling,
441
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,362
that I knewwhat that sentence would be.
442
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,131
-son...
443
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,434
[ humming continues ]
444
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,837
...We have to talk.
445
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,739
-there was no escape.
446
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,508
it had come down to this --
447
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:47,511
"The talk."
448
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:54,818
-I actually had to listen
To my dad say "Genitals."
449
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,890
-son...
450
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:07,230
...I think you're too old
For a tree house.
451
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,833
-huh?
452
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,836
-I'm goin' inside.
453
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,039
[ pencil clatters ]
454
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,545
-[ sighs ]
455
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,218
-my dad and Inever had "The talk."
456
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,487
and we neverfinished the tree house.
457
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,892
I guess some thingsbetween fathers and sons
458
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,129
are left unspokenand unfinished.
459
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,898
-don't we have any vegetables?
460
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,746
-and for years after that,
461
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,682
my mother could neversay the word "Tomato"
462
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,418
without giving my dada funny look.
463
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,988
-♪ let me tell you
'bout the birds and the bees ♪
464
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,557
♪ and the flowers
And the trees ♪
465
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,394
♪ and the moon up above ♪
466
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:15,031
♪ and a thing called lo-o-ve ♪
467
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:18,502
♪ let me tell you
'bout the stars in the sky ♪
468
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,804
♪ and a girl and a guy ♪
469
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:24,040
♪ and the way they could kiss ♪
[ wood creaks ]
470
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,811
♪ on a night like this ♪
471
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:28,978
♪ yeah ♪
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