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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-♪ somebody who knows
Quite sure ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, I'm gonna
Keep on trying ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
Baby ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-in every american family,
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there existsa chain of command.
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from the pawn...
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throughthe established ranks...
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to the lord and master ofall things great and small.
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but one week out of the year,a force would blow into town
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that even my fathercould not control.
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[ horn honks ]
-to the left...
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Left...
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-[ humming happily ]
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-...Grampa arnold.
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[ brakes screech ]
-oh. Whoa.
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All right...
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-why don't you give him
A hand, jack?
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-he knows what he's doing.
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-[ humming continues ]
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[ horn blares ]
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My fault entirely!
Sorry!
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-within minutesof grampa's arrival,
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my father would findsome household chore
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to keep him busyuntil gramps pulled out again.
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not that I understoodexactly why...
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-[ gasps ]
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-well, I better get started
On the gutters.
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[ sighs ]
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-hey!
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I made it!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ow, ow! Ohh!
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Stop it!
You're hurting my hand!
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Ohh!
-[ chuckling ]
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-to me,gramps was a funny old guy
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who pulled silver dollarsout of my ears.
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-grampa...
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-what have you been doing --
Lifting weights or something?
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[ laughing ]
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-grampa,
This is really beautiful!
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-oh, well,
I'm glad you like it.
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That belonged
To your grandmother.
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I didn't know if you kids
Still wore these things or not.
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-no, it's perfect!
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-albert, would you
Like something to drink
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With your lunch?
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-no, no.
Nothing for me.
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But how about a big glass
Of milk for my boy, here?
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-we gotta keep those bonesnice and strong.
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-like I said,a real cornball.
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-oh. Wayne.
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[ whistle blows ]
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Remember this?
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-no.
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-oh, sure you do!
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Used to play with it
All the time
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When we were in the old house.
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You'd take it out in the yard,
And you'd say...
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"Fly away, birdies!
I'm comin' to get ya!"
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[ whistle blows ]
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-oh-kay.
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-wayne,
Thank grampa for the gift!
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-oh, yeah, thanks.
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I'm gonna go test it right now.
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-maybe he was a little outof touch with our generation...
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-come on.
Drink up, drink up, drink up!
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-...But there was somethingabout gramps
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that made me feel likeI was 5 years old again.
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-say [snaps fingers]
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I just remembered...
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I got you a present, too.
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I think I left it in the car.
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[ chuckling ]
-I can't believe it!
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[ door opens, dog whimpers ]
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-you like him?
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-I love him!
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-[ chuckles ]
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Well, the last time
I was here,
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That's all
You could talk about,
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So I figured -- why not?
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-"Why not?" --
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two glorious words
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that separate the menfrom the boys,
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the doers from the sayers...
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-we're not keeping that dog.
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-...The fathersfrom the grandfathers.
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-good afternoon, john.
Nice to see you again.
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-dad.
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-oh, come on, dad.
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Please, please, please
Let me keep him?
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-it's too much to handle.
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-I can handle it!
I know I can handle it!
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-the boy's 13 years old, john.
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-I know how old he is.
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And I know what having a dog
In the house means.
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-so did I.it meant stick-throwing,
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face-licking, romping...
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-responsibility.
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-that too.
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-a dog chews things.
A dog needs to be walked.
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And I'm not the one
Who's gonna be walkin' him
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At 6:00 in the morning!
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-I promise, dad,
You'll never have to walk him!
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-give the boy a chance, john.
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A boy needs a dog.
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Besides, I can't take him back
For a week.
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Maybe by then your old man
Will have changed his mind, huh?
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[ dog whimpers ]
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-[ growls ]
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-and there you had it.
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cornball or not,gramps was a kindred spirit,
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a giver of gifts, a prince.
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-a potato!
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On the face of it,
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An insignificant pulpy tuber!
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But consider,
What does this potato
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Have to do with the course
Of human events?
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Hands!
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Genetics!
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The transfer of traits
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From generation to generation --
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As we'll see from our project.
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Now...
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Here we go!
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Let's pass them out.
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Let's pass them backwards.
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-what's he doing?
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-got me.
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-fact is, I was wonderingwhat I was doing,
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sittingin mr. Cory's classroom
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when I could be homeplaying with a puppy.
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-for our homework,
Each of us will take our potato,
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Put it into a glass,
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And log the data!
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Heredity!
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We'll learn from nature!
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-you gotta go easy
On these frames.
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-dad, the frame's
Made of maple.
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One pop isn't gonna crack
The frame.
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-of course, when it cameto the study of heredity,
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I was getting a crash courseat home.
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-[ grunts ]
-patience, son, patience!
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-[ sighs ]
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-and in the midst of it all,
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something terriblewas beginning to happen.
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I was falling in love.
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-dad, I've been putting
These windows in for 20 years.
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I know what I'm doing.
-yeah.
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-sit. Sit.
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Sit. Sit.
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Good boy.
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Hey, dad!
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Dad, come here -- look!
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-what do you want?!
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-dad, look!
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[ dog whimpering ]
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-kevin?
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Will you put the damn dog
Back on the leash?!
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-okay, okay!
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[ window thudding ]
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-not bad for an old man,
Huh?
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[ chuckles ]
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[ dog whimpers ]
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Crrrkkkk!
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-well, I guess you're lookingforward to a good season.
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-yeah, you bet your sweet bippyI am. [ chuckles ]
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-"Bippy"?
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What is that -- "Bippy"?
-[ chuckles ]
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-that night,I was noticing a connection.
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every timegramps opened his mouth,
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my father would glarea little harder at the puppy.
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-that's what people laugh
At these days -- "Bippy"?
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-well, it's not funny
Like "Ha ha" funny.
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It's funny like, you know,
"Loose, wild" funny.
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-if you want to see funny,
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You ought to watch some
"Honeymooners" reruns.
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-but wait a minute.
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what was this?
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-oh! That's jack's
Favorite show!
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-oh.
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Really?
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-one of the best.
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-did you ever see the one
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Where norton and ralph
Bought the hotel?
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-this was great!
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by some fantastic coincidence,
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gramps had stumbledonto the one thing
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that made my fatherreally come alive.
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-or the one where ralph
Forgets alice's birthday?
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-[ laughs ] I love that one!
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-yeah, I saw that one.
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-heh heh.
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little did gramps know
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that dad's ralph kramdenimpersonation was legendary --
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around our house, anyway.
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-jack?
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-hmm?
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-do your ralph kramden.
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-yeah, come on, dad.
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-I didn't know
You did imitations, john.
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-neither did I.
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-oh, just once.
Please?
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-come on,
Let's see it.
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-[ clears throat ]
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One of these days, alice --
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One of these days --
Bang! Zoom!
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To the moon!
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[ laugh track plays on tv ]
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-honey, you can do it
A little better than that.
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-well, to do it right, you need
A little more elbow room.
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-well...
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-okay, so muchfor the warm-up.
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time for dadto let out all the stops --
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the patented"Ed norton double-take."
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-norton!
Will you already?!
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[ laughter ]
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-and just when it seemedlike the sun
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was never gonna shine again,the clouds began to break.
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[ laughter ]
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-that's gleason?
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That doesn't sound
Like gleason.
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-and then the rains came.
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[ dog barks ]
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[ whimpers ]
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-oh, I'll get
Some paper towels, honey.
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[ dog barks, thunder rumbles ]
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-I leave the house
At 7:00 in the morning.
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The dog is walked and fed
Before I come downstairs.
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Is that understood?
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The dog stays in the basement
At all times.
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You walk the dog after school
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And at night when you're through
With your homework.
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Any questions?
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-no.
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-no.seemed pretty clear to me.
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whatever was going onbetween dad and grampa,
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it added up to one thing.
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genetically speaking...
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[ dog whining ]
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...I was definitely gettingthe raw end of the stick.
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[ door slams, thunder rumbles ]
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-[ sighs ]
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-your dog ate your homework.
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-I-I know it sounds crazy,
But...
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-mr. Cory...
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I've known him for 13 years.
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00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,407
He doesn't lie
About stuff like this.
264
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,677
-your dog ate your homework.
265
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,345
[ alarm ringing ]
266
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,715
-over the next few days,one thing became crystal clear.
267
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,083
[ ringing stops ]
268
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,284
-♪ walking the dog ♪
269
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,519
-in the battle betweenboy against puppy...
270
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,889
-♪ just a-walking the dog ♪
271
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,824
-...I was gonna haveto take control.
272
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,293
-♪ if you don't know how
To do it ♪
273
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,828
-no matter what the cost...
274
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,496
-♪ I'll show you
How to walk the dog ♪
275
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,198
[ whistling ]
276
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,632
-...No matter how greatthe sacrifice...
277
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,766
[ dog whimpering ]
278
00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:13,504
-♪ asked my mama for 15 cents ♪
279
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,173
-...No matter how latethe hours...
280
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,742
[ dog barking ]
281
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,710
-kevin!
282
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:20,778
Kevin!
283
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,313
[ barking continues ]
284
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,550
-it was man against beast,
285
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,552
a fight to the finish.
286
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:31,322
-♪ just a-walking the dog ♪
287
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,024
-there was only onelittle problem...
288
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,025
[ barking continues ]
289
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,660
-♪ if you don't know
How to do it ♪
290
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,461
♪ I'll show you
How to walk the dog ♪
291
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,963
-...The beast was winning.
292
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,097
-[ whistling ]
293
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,433
♪ come on, now,
Come on, come on ♪
294
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,035
♪ mary, mary ♪
295
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,170
-working pretty hard,
Are you?
296
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,739
-I guess so.
297
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,441
-it's not easy raising a puppy.
298
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,642
Toughest job there is.
299
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,144
-he's learning, though.
300
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,378
-tell you what.
301
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,280
Nice hardworking lad
Like you --
302
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,148
What do you say
I take you down
303
00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:01,118
For a nice, big banana split
To the ice cream store?
304
00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:05,356
[ chuckles ]
305
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,957
-where are you going?
306
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,827
-well, I'm gonna take the boy
For some ice cream.
307
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,462
Come along if you like.
308
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,731
-kevin,
Did you walk your dog?
309
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,601
-I was gonna walk him
When we got back.
310
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,336
-you're gonna walk him now.
311
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,904
-but, dad...
312
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,306
-cut the boy some slack, john.
313
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,208
It can wait 20 min--
314
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,010
-no, dad,
It can't wait 20 minutes.
315
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,212
If the dog's gotta go,
He isn't gonna wait 20 minutes.
316
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,981
You like to wait around
20 minutes?
317
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,682
-not for my ice cream.
318
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,522
-I guess I better walk
The dog, gramps.
319
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,923
-hey, suit yourself.
320
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,191
Seems a shame, though.
321
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,027
Can't even take my grandson
For a little treat.
322
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,763
-kev.
323
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,099
Kev, wait up.
324
00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:53,371
[ sighs ] look.
325
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,640
I know it seems I'm being
A little tough on you.
326
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:59,644
-tough? Well, no more than,say, ghengis khan.
327
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,979
-believe me,
There's a reason.
328
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,749
-okay, I was willingto listen to reason.
329
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,984
-it's just...
330
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,553
[ engine turns over ]
331
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,288
Well...
332
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,521
[ tires squeal ]
333
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,493
Damn it, dad!
334
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:19,263
-why do you put this thing
So close to the driveway?
335
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,965
-why don't you stay
on the damn driveway?!
336
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,199
-aah.
-dad?
337
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:23,234
-what?!
338
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,002
-what were you gonna say?
339
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,804
-never mind.
You wouldn't understand.
340
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,040
It's about fathers and sons.
341
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,580
-oh.
342
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,987
[ tapping ]
343
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,464
-so, how is everything?
344
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,766
-delicious, norma.
Couldn't be better.
345
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,334
-yeah. Couldn't be better.
346
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:01,172
fathers and sons?I wouldn't understand?
347
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,340
what had dad meant by that?
348
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,313
-now what's wrong?
349
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,982
-nothin'. Nothin'.
350
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,388
Did you, uh...
351
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,424
Did you put pepper
In these spuds?
352
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,193
-oh, albert.
353
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,528
I'm so sorry.
I forgot.
354
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,364
-forgot what?
355
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,498
-gas.
356
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,867
Pepper gives me gas.
357
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,836
-[ chuckles ]
358
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,804
-oh, maybe you'd like
Some corn instead?
359
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,740
-oh, no, I think not.
360
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,042
Corn sticks in my teeth.
361
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,309
[ utensil rattles ]
362
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,513
-well, I'm going
Shopping tomorrow.
363
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,181
Maybe I can pick you up
Some things.
364
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,615
-don't you be foolish, norma.
365
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:48,385
You buy everything
The same way you always do.
366
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,056
-sure. Spend another day
Cooking a meal he won't eat.
367
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,524
-grampa, why don't you try
Some biscuits?
368
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,327
They should be easy to digest.
369
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,862
-he can't eat biscuits.
370
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,330
Right, dad?
371
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,699
-I can't.
372
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,133
-tell 'em why not, dad.
373
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,872
-the starch.
374
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,607
-too much starch, norma.
375
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,811
-um, mom, I've got a...Date.
376
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,112
-yeah, me too.
377
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,083
-she spent a lot of time
Cooking this meal.
378
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,150
The least you could do --
379
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,519
-john!
380
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,721
Pepper gives me gas,
All right?
381
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,091
The potatoes
Have pepper in 'em.
382
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,659
-forget the damn potatoes!
383
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,927
I'm talking about
A little respect here!
384
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,729
-can I say something,
Please?
385
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:32,996
-kevin,
Just stay out of this!
386
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,537
-honey...
387
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,340
-it's okay, mom.
388
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,576
-what do you want me
To say, son?
389
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,378
-what do you want me
To say?
390
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,346
You waltz in here,
You pick at my wife's food,
391
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,015
You run over my lamppost...
392
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,583
And you bring a dog!
393
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,718
-the dog was a gift, john!
394
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,054
What do you want from me?
395
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,456
[ dog whimpering ]
396
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,491
[ indistinct arguing
In distance ]
397
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:08,799
-they just kept on arguing.
398
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,202
they didn't evennotice I'd gone.
399
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,904
[ arguing continues ]
400
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,342
-you didn't even bother
To ask my permission!
401
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,778
-oh. Now I gotta ask
your permission
402
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,946
To give my grandson a dog?!
403
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,383
-yeah, dad.
My permission!
404
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,718
Is that too much to ask
When you're in my house?!
405
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,020
I don't tell you
When to come and go.
406
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,989
-oh. You want me to go --
I'll go!
407
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,290
-that's up to you!
408
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,258
-dad?
409
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,892
-I'd go tonight...
410
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,062
Except I didn't bring
My other glasses.
411
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,264
-you're driving around
Without your driving glasses.
412
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,298
-grampa?
413
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,132
-how can you forget
414
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,401
Your damn driving glasses?!
415
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,801
-I forgot 'em!
It's as simple as that!
416
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,002
-listen to me!
417
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,807
-I wanted them to tell mewhy they were fighting,
418
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,376
why they kept hurtingeach other like this,
419
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,378
why the two men who meantthe whole world to me
420
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,481
had to act like...Children.
421
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,217
but most of all,I just wanted them to stop.
422
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,056
-here.
423
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,657
[ dog whines ]
424
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,730
I don't want the dog.
425
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,737
[ dog whining ]
426
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,641
-that night I thoughtabout the gift
427
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,110
gramps had brought me.
428
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:33,551
how giving giftsused to be so simple.
429
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:44,261
and life was a never-endingbounty of riches...
430
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,531
...I thought would never end.
431
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,983
-son?
432
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,155
Are you awake?
433
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,018
[ dog barking in distance ]
434
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,369
[ barking continues ]
435
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:10,113
[ dog whining ]
436
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,649
-I guess I should havebeen happy.
437
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,385
but I wasn't.
438
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,758
-[ sighs ]
439
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,860
He's not a bad little pup.
440
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,630
He's got spirit.
441
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,733
-dad, why did gramps leave?
442
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,106
You didn't send him home,
Did you?
443
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,307
-[ sighs ]
444
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,009
No one ever sent
Your grandfather home
445
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,011
Before he was ready.
446
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,313
-oh.
447
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:48,752
-gramps and I had a little talk
This morning, kev.
448
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,187
Well...
449
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:54,058
Kind of a talk.
450
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:58,095
We kind of agreed that, uh...
451
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,830
You should keep the puppy.
452
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,698
-you did?
453
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,233
-we thought --
-I don't want it.
454
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:07,471
-and I didn't.I was sick of that puppy.
455
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,973
I was tired of being a pawn.
456
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,675
-first you tell me
I can't have a dog.
457
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,243
And then you tell me
I should keep it.
458
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,511
Well,
What about my decision?!
459
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,846
Doesn't it count?!
460
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,514
-course it counts.
461
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,350
-well, you sure
Don't act like it!
462
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,284
[ exhales sharply ]
463
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,253
-[ chuckling ]
464
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,156
-what's so funny?
465
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,626
-you remind me
Of someone I know.
466
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:34,030
I don't know.
I guess it runs in the family.
467
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,238
I hope you decide
To keep it, kev.
468
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,510
I think we need a dog.
469
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:50,614
You, me, gramps...
470
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,317
I think we need to do this.
471
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,954
-and for some reason --maybe the way he said it --
472
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,024
I began to understand.
473
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:04,895
-we need a dog, son.
474
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:07,197
-he wasn't giving me an order.
475
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,334
my dad was asking me...
476
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,803
for help.
477
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,744
-he doesn't have a name.
478
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:26,216
-well, find him a name.
479
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,954
[ dog whimpers ]
480
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,088
-that morning,
481
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,624
as I stood with the manwho was my father,
482
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,361
the son of my grandfather,
483
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:41,130
who would one day bethe grandfather of my sons,
484
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:42,799
I realized something...
485
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,703
...That not all giftsare simple,
486
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:50,273
that some battles are foughtout of love.
487
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:52,876
-come on,
Let's take him for a walk.
488
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,046
[ dog whining ]
489
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:03,620
-♪ to every thing
(turn, turn, turn) ♪
490
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:08,959
♪ there is a season,
(turn, turn, turn) ♪
491
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:14,731
♪ and a time to every purpose
Under heaven ♪
492
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:20,404
♪ a time to gain,
A time to lose ♪
493
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:24,374
♪ a time to rend,
A time to sow ♪
494
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:28,345
♪ a time for love,
A time for hate ♪
495
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,081
♪ a time for peace ♪
496
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:35,819
♪ I swear it's not too late ♪
497
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,322
[ dog barks, growls ]
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