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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-♪ somebody who knows
Quite sure ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, I'm gonna
Keep on trying ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
Baby ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-in the game of life,there are few certainties.
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-"Car accident --
Pay $5,000 if not insured."
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Cough it up, carla.
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[ chuckles ]
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Your turn, kev.
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-in fact, most thingsare left to chance.
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-"Get married."
Give me a pink one.
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-who is she, kevin?
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-marcia brady.
No, no. Nancy sinatra.
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-there's someone for everyone,we're told,
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but the searchfor that one person
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to ride through life beside youis serious business...
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[ laughter ]
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...Especially when you're 13.
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-paul, it's your turn.
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-it's a matter of trial, error,and pure dumb luck,
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and, of course, chemistry.
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-wow.
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-do not try this at home.
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-ah, chemistry --nothing like it.
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-proceed with your experiments.
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Remember,
Observation is the key.
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-uh-huh, there waslots to be learned
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by observing susan fisher.
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-miss fisher,
Will you please read
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From your laboratory manual?
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[ pages rustle ]
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-"The following experiment
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Is one involving
Sodium and chloride,
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The basic components of salt."
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-susan spanned the entireperiodic table of elements.
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she was gorgeous, exotic,
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and thanks to donald wallach,totally unavailable.
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-[ sighs ]
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-still, there was something
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about the waythat woman said...
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-"Sodium chloride precipitate."
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-...That set my blood boiling.
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-[ inhales deeply ] hey!
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-pay attention,
Or you'll get burned.
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-linda sloan,on the other hand,
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was my, well, lab partner.
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-I was paying attention.
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-sure you were.
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-she was smart, funny...
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-[ chuckles ]
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-...And comfortable.
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-mix your precipitates
And stand back.
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-think we're ready for this?
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-[ sighs ]
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As we'll ever be.
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-no question about it --linda was really, really...
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[ steam hisses ]
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-...A great guy.
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[ liquid bubbling ]
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-here goes.
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Wow!
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[ laughter ]
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-maybe next time.
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-sure.
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-but in chemistry, as in life,the realities are clear.
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some combinationsmake sparks...
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some don't.
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with one small footnote.
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-never get involved, kev.
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-what's the matter, paul --
Carla problems?
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-she wants me to take her
Miniature golfing.
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-so?
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-so I just took her
Miniature golfing.
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[ sighs ]
The woman is killing me.
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I mean, she has me on a leash.
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-uh-huh.
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-you had to takepaul's bellyaching
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with a grain of salt.
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the guy was really happyonly when he was henpecked.
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-women.
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-well, paul,
If you're so miserable,
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Why don't you just
Break up with her?
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-I should.
You know, I really should.
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[ sighs ]
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But then who am I gonna take
To the dance friday night?
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I mean, I can't go alone.
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nobody goes alone.
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-well, almost nobody.
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-so, who are you going with?
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-oh, I-I'm not sure yet.
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-oh, I get it.
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Still planning your move, huh,
Checking out the field?
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-yeah, kind of.
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-actually, I'd resigned myself
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to spending the eveningwatching craig hobson
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drop dead fliesin the punch bowl.
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-I know.
Why don't you ask her?
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-susan fisher? Are you nuts?
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-why not? She's available.
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-paul, she happens to be joined
At the hip to donald wallach.
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-man, you got to put yourself
In the loop.
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Donald and susan broke up.
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Carla heard it
From melissa bemil
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Yesterday at lunch.
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Go ahead -- ask her.
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-no. I couldn't.
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-come on, take a chance.
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You only live once.
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-it was powerful logic --
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assuming, of course,
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that paul, carla,and melissa bemil were right.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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there was only one sure wayto find out.
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I'd just gather up my courage,walk right up to her, and...
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-[ sighs ]
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-...Eavesdrop.
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-I swear...
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Donald can be so stuck-up
Sometimes.
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I told him so, too.
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-good. Rumor confirmed.
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now all I had to do
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was get her to noticeold un-stuck-up kevin arnold.
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-well, I got to get going now.
See y'all later.
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-bye.
-bye.
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-ugh!
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[ laughter and applause ]
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-or I could just lie hereuntil school was over
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and ask the janitorto let me out.
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-nice move overall,
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But your back was slightly
Arched on the dismount.
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I'll give it a 9.
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-the chair broke, okay?
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-they'll do that on you.
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-[ sighs ]
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-I don't think she saw you,
Anyway.
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-who?
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-susan fisher.
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-what makes you think I'd care
If susan fisher saw me?
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-oh, I don't know --
A wild guess.
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Boy, when it comes to women,
You don't know anything, do you?
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-what do you mean by that?
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-I mean your technique
Is a little off.
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But don't worry.
It's correctable.
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You just need a little advice.
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-[ scoffs ]
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Me? Are you kidding?
Why would I need advice?
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-sorry. You're right.
What was I thinking of?
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See you, mr. Smooth.
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[ cash register bell dings ]
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-how do you like that?advice -- what a joke.
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-so, what's your advice?
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-you want to ask susan fisher
To the dance, don't you?
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-well, I...
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-come on, don't kid a kidder.
Women know these things.
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You want to ask susan,
But you don't know what to say.
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-well...
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-and you're afraid
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You're gonna make a fool
Of yourself, correct?
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-kind of.
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-"Kind of"?
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this girl was reading my mindlike a phone book.
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-so, how should I do it?
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-let's see.
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How about something like,
"Hi, susan.
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I was wondering if you'd like
To go to the dance with me"?
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-really?
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-works for me. Just be casual.
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Don't look anxious or nervous.
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Be yourself.
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-you think she'll say yes?
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-that depends whether or not
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She wants to go to the dance
With you.
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-I'm serious.
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-well, why not?
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You're a cute guy.
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But don't let it go
To your head.
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Look, there's only one way
To find out --
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Just march right up and ask her.
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-sounded simple enough --
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just march right upand ask her...
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...As soon as I had the nerve.
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-[ sighs ] carla's mad at me.
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-again?
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-I forgot
Our three-month anniversary.
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She was expecting roses.
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-oh, I'm sorry, paul, but --
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-she knows
I'm allergic to flowers!
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I'm telling you,
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I'm seriously thinking about
Becoming a bachelor again.
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I mean, look at you --
No woman controls your life.
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-paul, I'll talk to you later,
Okay?
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-what if the day comes
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When I don't feel like
Playing miniature golf?
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-I'll see you later!
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-I couldn't worry about paul.
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right now,I had a rendezvous with fate.
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-susan.
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Hi.
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-hi...
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-kevin.
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kevin!
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-...Kevin.
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-whew!
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-how are you?
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-fine, thank you.
How are you?
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-all right, now devastate herwith your wit.
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-so, could you believe
Cantwell today?
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[ chuckling ]
-he's quite the character.
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-yeah.
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-good, good.
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now, linda said just be myself,
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so a little hesitation forjust the right effect, and...
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-so, uh, I was wondering
If you wanted to go, uh...
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-susan. Susan, we have to talk.
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-donald, I was talking to kevin.
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-unbelievable.
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I'd blown a golden opportunity,and whose fault was it?
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-mine?
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-I just shouldn't have asked her
In the first place.
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-seems to me
You didn't ask her out at all.
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Seems to me you chickened out.
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-I didn't chicken out.
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It's just that I think she's
Back together with donald --
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That's all.
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-oh.
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-look, it's no big deal, anyway.
I'm just not going to the dance.
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-oh.
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[ school bell rings ]
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Hey!
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Want to hear a stupid idea?
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-what?
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-oh, no, forget it.
It's really stupid.
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-come on, what?
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-well, I was just thinking,
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Since you're not going
To the dance
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And I'm not going to the dance,
Why don't we go together?
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-together?
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-yeah, as friends.
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-as friends?
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-why not? It might be fun.
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-she did have a point.
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another friday night
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sharing the couchwith wayne and delores
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wasn't exactly enticing.
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-well, why not?
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-great.
262
00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,208
-sure,why shouldn't two friends
263
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,576
go to a dance together?
264
00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:15,946
and to think I'd almosthumiliated myself by asking --
265
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,348
-kevin...
266
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,051
Where did you run off to?
267
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,152
-I, uh...
268
00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,788
-I thought you were
Gonna ask me something.
269
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,522
-I was?
270
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:29,960
-something about science class?
271
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,629
-oh, that.
272
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,631
Um, just...
273
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,866
-okay, now, keep calm.
274
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,502
say something brilliant.
275
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,904
-what's the atomic weight
Of barium?
276
00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,238
-uh-huh.
277
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,075
-I'm sure I don't know.
278
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,812
-oh. Then I'll just look it up.
279
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:51,849
-are you going to the dance
On friday?
280
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,351
-yeah.
281
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,553
I mean, I-I think so.
282
00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,856
-I hope so.
283
00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,224
-huh?
284
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,527
-maybe you'll save me a dance,
Then.
285
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,465
Okay?
286
00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:11,468
-was she joking?save her a dance?
287
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,739
I'd save every tango,every twist,
288
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:18,409
every polka,every frug in the book.
289
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,911
and suddenly,my life was complete.
290
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,647
this was bliss --no, more than bliss --
291
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,450
this was susan fisher and me...
292
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,850
[ knocking on window ]
293
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:33,457
...And, of course, linda.
294
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,162
-[sighs]
295
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:43,401
-I tell you,
The strain is killing me.
296
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,135
-don't give up now.
It's only two.
297
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:48,172
-no, I mean this whole thing
With carla.
298
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,607
-well, did you get her
The roses?
299
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,977
-it cost me $8.67...
300
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,413
Not to mention
This rash on my arm.
301
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,648
It's a lucky thing
She didn't ask for carnations.
302
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,116
Carnations give me shingles.
303
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,618
It's getting too complicated,
Kev.
304
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,252
Maybe I should
Break up with her.
305
00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,088
-paul.
-maybe I'll go to
The dance with you.
306
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,256
[ whistle blows ]
307
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,958
-I, uh, I can't.
308
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,227
-you're going
With susan fisher?!
309
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,963
-not exactly...
310
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,466
But she did ask me
To save her a dance.
311
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,767
-all right.
312
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,736
-except I'm --
My date is linda sloan.
313
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,106
-you dog!
-huh?
314
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:25,075
-babes crawling all over you --
What a life.
315
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,011
-paul, it's not that great,
Okay?
316
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,478
-yeah, right.
317
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,947
-paul, really.
What am I gonna do?
318
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,715
I can't be with two girls
At one dance.
319
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,184
-I see what you mean.
320
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,953
In that case,
There's only one solution --
321
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,555
You got to ditch one of them.
322
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,759
Hey, it's the only
Honorable thing to do.
323
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,061
[ whistle blows ]
324
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,863
-[ sighs ]
325
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,966
-honorable, sure,
326
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,035
but I wasn't gonnajust ditch linda.
327
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:54,906
I was thinking ofa more gallant plan of action
--
328
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,275
I was gonna weasel my wayout of this.
329
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,210
-so, what time are you
Picking me up tomorrow night?
330
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,281
-uh, linda, did we say
331
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,616
We were definitely, definitely,
Going together?
332
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,451
-I thought so. Why?
333
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,353
-uh, nothing. It's just --
334
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:13,457
-I hope you're not trying to
Weasel your way out of this...
335
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:17,228
'cause I already turned down
Steve padway.
336
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:20,364
-steve padway
Asked you to the dance?
337
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,700
-after you and I decided to go.
338
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,068
I wasn't about to let you down.
339
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,304
-[ sighs ]
340
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,406
-look, if you want,
341
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:30,774
I'll wear a sign that says
342
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,644
"Kevin arnold
Is just my friend," okay?
343
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,248
-I'll pick you up at 7:30.
344
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,084
-great.
345
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,620
-okay, so I'd failedas a weasel.
346
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:46,790
linda was right --I couldn't let a friend down.
347
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:47,691
[ doorbell rings ]
348
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,092
-I'll get it, mom!
349
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,694
-besides, it's not likeI had to worry about
350
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,596
getting flowersto match her dress.
351
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:55,699
this was sort of like goingto the dance with paul...
352
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:58,068
-hi.
353
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,870
-...Only not at all.
354
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,073
-hi.
355
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,842
-would you like to come in
For a second?
356
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,710
-sure.
357
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,417
You sail?
358
00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:15,953
-yeah, my family goes
Every summer.
359
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,688
I was in a competition
Last year.
360
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,423
-you never told me that.
361
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,992
-here, I got something for you.
362
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,228
It was either this
Or one of those plastic lizards.
363
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,529
-the amazing thing is,
364
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,531
even with the pretty dressand all the makeup
365
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,068
and even though she was pinninga flower on my lapel
366
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,804
and even though her hairsmelled like new-mown hay
367
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,373
in a tropical gardenon the first day of spring...
368
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,042
-there.
369
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,812
-[ chuckles ]
370
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,114
-...She was stillthe same old linda,
371
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:48,018
my buddy, my pal.
372
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:52,623
-♪ your love
Keeps liftin' me higher ♪
373
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,858
♪ than I've ever been lifted
Before ♪
374
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,160
-20-foot waves?
375
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,895
-the boat was going crazy!
376
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,162
If we hadn't cut the sheet,
377
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,831
We would have gone over
For sure.
378
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,833
-oh, it must be great out there
On the high seas like that.
379
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,768
You know, someday I'm gonna take
A boat around the world.
380
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,269
-a sailboat?
381
00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:07,972
-yeah, I think so,
Just me and my dad.
382
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,339
-have you
Plotted your course yet?
383
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:12,643
-well, we haven't really
Talked about it a lot yet.
384
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,011
-actually, I had neversaid that out loud
385
00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,246
to anyone in my life.
386
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,915
-I've got
This really great atlas
387
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,717
You can borrow sometime
If you want.
388
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,951
-sure.
389
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,653
-okay, I admit it --
390
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,690
I was having fun, at least,more than I'd expected.
391
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:31,728
-♪ now, once,
I was downhearted ♪
392
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,664
-hey, guys.
Where have you been?
393
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,998
-paul, where's carla?
394
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,202
-history -- I broke up with her.
I'm a free man.
395
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,303
-what?
396
00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:42,372
-but you guys
Were so good together.
397
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,642
-hey, there's other fish
In the sea.
398
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,678
Boy, this is gonna be great --
399
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,280
The babes, the music.
400
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,483
I got to get out there
And sow my wild oats.
401
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,518
-♪ higher ♪
402
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,253
-wild oats?
403
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,888
-it's just an expression.
404
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,925
-he's fooling himself.
He's not gonna be happy.
405
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,559
He'll miss her.
406
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,261
-linda?
407
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,963
-hi, steve.
-padway, what do you want?
408
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,831
-uh, would you like to dance
With me?
409
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,366
Well, if you don't mind, kevin.
410
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:12,069
-♪ ah ♪
411
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,971
-of courseI could have said "No" --
412
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,172
technically, I mean.
413
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,473
still...
414
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,309
-hey, you don't need
My permission.
415
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,810
-I'd love to, steve.
416
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,212
-great.
417
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,846
-thanks a lot.
418
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:26,116
-he's crazy about you.
It's obvious.
419
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,452
-♪ crimson and clover ♪
420
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,854
-yeah, right.
Now what am I supposed to do?
421
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,923
-just be yourself --
Works for me.
422
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,025
-♪ ah ♪
423
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,997
♪ well, if she come
Walking over... ♪
424
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,598
-it was strange.
425
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,867
watching linda dancewith steve padway,
426
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,101
I felt almost...
427
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,273
well, I mean, she was funny...
428
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:56,046
...And smart and comfortable.
429
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:56,914
and she --
430
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,215
-kevin?
431
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,283
-♪ yeah ♪
432
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,784
-hi.
433
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,920
- humina, humina, humina.
434
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,089
-ready for our dance?
435
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,826
-was rhett butler readyfor scarlett o'hara?
436
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,061
was antony ready for cleopatra?
437
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,296
-♪ la la la la la la ♪
438
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,365
-as we stepped outonto that dance floor,
439
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,767
I was prepared to take my place
440
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,070
among the world's greatestromances.
441
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,273
-♪ crimson and clover ♪
442
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,910
-no more admiring susanfrom a distance.
443
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,711
she was here in my arms --
444
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,614
the perfect woman,the perfect song...
445
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,782
-♪ yeah ♪
446
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,684
-♪ la la la la la la ♪
447
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,052
-...The perfect moment.
448
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,822
-♪ my mind's
Such a sweet thing ♪
449
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,491
♪ la la la la la la ♪
450
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,527
-♪ I wanna do everything ♪
451
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,396
-♪ la la la la la la ♪
452
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,699
-♪ what a beautiful feeling ♪
453
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,768
-cheers.
454
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,570
-cheers.
455
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,871
-to us.
456
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,707
I wanted to enjoythis moment forever...
457
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:02,379
...Kevin arnoldwith susan fisher,
458
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:06,483
kevin arnoldwith the girl of his dreams,
459
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:10,053
kevin arnold with...
460
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:14,491
absolutely nothingto talk about.
461
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,661
-would you hold this a minute?
I'll be right back.
462
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,229
-no sweat.
463
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:22,966
[ indistinct conversations ]
464
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,468
-where'd you disappear to?
465
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,304
-linda, hi.
466
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,539
How was your dance with steve?
467
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,874
-it was okay.
468
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,042
-for me?
469
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,444
-no, this is susan's!
470
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,446
-oh.
471
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:44,421
-maybe I didn't say thatin exactly the right way.
472
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,423
-she's gonna be right back.
473
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,892
I mean, she's already drunk
Out of it,
474
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,862
But there's more.
475
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,163
-at that moment,
476
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,999
I guess I felt like crawlinginto that punch bowl
477
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,569
and pulling the ice cubesover my head...
478
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,607
...But I knew I couldn't.
479
00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:07,711
-she's not so great, you know.
480
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,953
-linda, I...
481
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,588
-don't say it.
482
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,223
I understand.
483
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,259
-♪ oh, my love ♪
484
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,629
♪ my darling ♪
485
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:29,066
-so, uh, you don't mind if I go
Find steve padway, do you?
486
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,434
-♪ I hunger for your touch ♪
487
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,536
-I don't mind.
488
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,371
-♪ a long... ♪
489
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,406
-I'll see you in science class.
490
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,809
-♪ ...Lonely time ♪
491
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,948
-it was the first heartI'd ever broken,
492
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,718
and in a way, my own heartwas aching a little, too.
493
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,253
it didn't seem fair.
494
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,955
I really liked linda,
495
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:56,226
but the fact was I just didn'tfeel about her the way...
496
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,528
-♪ and time can do so much ♪
497
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,865
-...Susan fisher feltabout donald wallach.
498
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,534
-♪ are you... ♪
499
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,536
-maybe she'd justbeen toying with me,
500
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:10,573
or maybe she'd used meto get back with donald.
501
00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:14,978
-♪ I need your love ♪
502
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,247
-in any event,it was pretty clear...
503
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,687
...Paul wasn't the only onewho had been fooling himself.
504
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:24,888
[ microphone whines ]
505
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,025
-this dance is for paul
From carla.
506
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,459
[ chuckles ]
507
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:38,301
-♪ god speed your love to me ♪
508
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,637
- all our young lives,
509
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,539
we searchfor someone to love...
510
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:48,778
-♪ oh, my love, my darling ♪
511
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,114
-...Someonewho makes us complete.
512
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:56,920
-♪ I've hungered,
Hungered for your touch ♪
513
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:04,227
♪ a long, lonely time ♪
514
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,033
♪ and time... ♪
515
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:13,069
-we choose partnersand change partners.
516
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:19,342
-♪...Goes by so slowly ♪
517
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:22,779
♪ and time can do so much ♪
518
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,849
-we dance to a songof heartbreak and hope...
519
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,652
-♪ are you still mine? ♪
520
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,487
-...All the while wondering
521
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:36,092
if somewhere, somehow,there's someone perfect...
522
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,427
who might be searching for us.
523
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:44,401
-♪ I need your love ♪
524
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,637
♪ I ♪
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♪ I need your love ♪
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♪ god speed your love to me ♪
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[ finale plays ]
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[ music ends ]
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