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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,504 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:11,276 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,019 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,157 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,760 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,762 --> 00:00:35,366 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,568 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,302 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,909 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,711 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,746 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:51,482 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,957 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:03,361 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,967 -growing up in the suburbs in the '60s, 21 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:11,569 you were pretty much sheltered from the forces of change 22 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:14,872 unleashed by the outside world. 23 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:21,346 but what about the forces of change unleashed from within? 24 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,315 [ bell rings ] 25 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:42,066 change -- not always a pretty sight. 26 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:56,681 -aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 27 00:01:56,683 --> 00:02:01,019 -in fact, it could get pretty ugly. 28 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,555 but that was the stuff that movies were made of. 29 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:06,357 that wasn't the real world. 30 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:10,528 [ woman screaming On television ] 31 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,363 or was it? 32 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:15,533 -oh, my lord! They're coming to visit! 33 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,401 -who? 34 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:20,671 -the pruitts -- phil and claire. 35 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,307 They're gonna be in town Next week. 36 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,710 It's been eight years. 37 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,912 -actually, it had been nine years. 38 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:30,147 I remembered the occasion quite distinctly. 39 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,383 it was something I'd just as well have forgotten. 40 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,752 -kevin, you remember Little gina, don't you? 41 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,588 -not that anyone was gonna let me. 42 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,390 -gina...Gina... 43 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:42,059 -you two were always So cute together. 44 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:43,661 You were like twins. 45 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,898 -a little more than twins, Weren't you, kev? 46 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,234 -come on. We were 4 years old. 47 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:53,204 -in broad daylight, one little innocent game of "Ben casey," 48 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,206 and I was marked for life. 49 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,908 -give the kid a break, huh? 50 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,977 -phil looks like He's put on weight. 51 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,946 And look -- Gina's really growing up. 52 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:05,750 -it was hard to imagine, little gina pruitt -- 53 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,486 always a scab on her knee, a dirty face... 54 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,021 loved to make mud pies. 55 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:12,457 hello! 56 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,860 -what a pretty young girl She turned out to be. 57 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,528 [ ding! ] -paging dr. Arnold. 58 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,597 paging dr. Arnold. 59 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,465 -maybe you can show her A nice time when they're here. 60 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:22,968 -for this girl? 61 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:27,439 I'd swim the deepest ocean, climb the highest mountain. 62 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,775 -well...If -- If you really think I should. 63 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:36,481 -yep. Talk about change. this was total metamorphosis. 64 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,851 -jack? 65 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,755 -oh. 66 00:03:46,058 --> 00:03:47,125 -uh-huh. 67 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:50,761 nature was definitely smiling on me. 68 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,064 [ thunder crashes, wind howls ] 69 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,836 -nature -- a harsh mistress. 70 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,371 A planet Which appears to be engulfed 71 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:03,007 In a blue-green dome Of tranquility 72 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,577 Is, in reality, A swirling mass of matter 73 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,346 In the constant throes Of transition. 74 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:11,149 -this girl had a crush on you? 75 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:13,317 -yeah, well, in kindergarten. 76 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,486 -and she's coming to your house? 77 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:17,488 -maybe I was bragging, 78 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:20,558 but I knew paul would appreciate my good fortune. 79 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,927 -oh, man. I'd be worried. 80 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,095 -worried? 81 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,429 -what if something goes wrong? 82 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,332 -wrong? Paul, what could Possibly go wrong? 83 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:32,737 -for centuries, Man has tried to predict 84 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:36,107 When and where Nature will wreak her havoc... 85 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:40,044 ...With no success. 86 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,847 -I don't know. It just sounds Too good to be true. 87 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,683 I mean, things like this Don't just happen. 88 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:50,354 -apparently, cantwell and paul shared the same world view. 89 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,791 -things fall apart. 90 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,293 -yeah, so, bottom line, paul -- 91 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:58,229 You happy for me or not? 92 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,297 -sure, I'm happy. 93 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,298 -good. 94 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,899 -I-it's just that... 95 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,234 -what? 96 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,037 -[ sighs ] You never know, kevin. 97 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,006 That's the worst part -- 98 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,308 You just...Never...Know. 99 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,545 -ah, well. The world is full of pessimists. 100 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:17,315 [ rooster crows, Pastoral music plays ] 101 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,985 me -- I was optimistic about change. 102 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,487 I mean, look -- 103 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:26,023 even old kevin arnold wasn't turning out so bad. 104 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:30,695 a little taller, little more filled out... 105 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,397 yeah, probably couldn't get away 106 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,099 without shaving much longer. 107 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,533 you could feel the whiskers 108 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,669 starting to push their way to the -- 109 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,605 [ music stops ] wait a second. 110 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,541 this was no whisker! 111 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:46,110 this was...Doom. 112 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,445 this was disaster. This was... 113 00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:49,681 -a zit. 114 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,282 -and not just any zit. 115 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,151 -a zit! 116 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,619 -my first zit. 117 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,655 [ door slams ] 118 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,260 betrayed by my own glands, 119 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,629 I went through the four classic stages -- 120 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:05,729 denial... 121 00:06:05,731 --> 00:06:07,931 -no. No. 122 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:09,400 No, no! 123 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,602 Not now! Not me! 124 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,071 -...Anger... 125 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,708 ...Guilt... 126 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,447 ...And finally... 127 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,752 ...Depression. 128 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,721 -kevin, honey! Breakfast! 129 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:36,127 -still, maybe I was blowing this out of proportion... 130 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,896 making a mountain out of a molehill. 131 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,031 -kevin! Honey! 132 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,803 -I mean, maybe no one would even notice. 133 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,805 -honey, give the oatmeal A little stir 134 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,241 And fix a bowl for yourself, Would you, please? 135 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:54,245 -all right, what we needed to do here was to test the waters. 136 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:59,150 -uh, mom... How does this shirt look? 137 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,521 -it's...Pulling Around the collar. 138 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,156 -so far, so good. 139 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,458 mom could spot dirty fingernails at the table 140 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,026 from 30 yards away. 141 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:10,661 if I could get past her -- 142 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,897 -ooh. Looks like you got A little pimple there. 143 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,200 -mom... 144 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,302 -come on, You can barely notice it. 145 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,104 -really? 146 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:23,074 -oh, now, don't be So self-conscious. 147 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,809 -I was 13 years old. 148 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,478 being self-conscious was a full-time job. 149 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,715 uh-oh. 150 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:32,216 -what's with you? 151 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,385 -nothing. 152 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,256 -I couldn't believe it. wayne missed it. 153 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,058 I was in the clear. 154 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,227 -whoa! Check out the zit. 155 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,098 -a zit? 156 00:07:49,301 --> 00:07:53,237 Well...Let's have a look-see, Shall we? 157 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,873 -as usual, I could count on my family 158 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:59,043 to treat my private adolescent pain with compassion. 159 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,245 -looks pretty deep, kev. 160 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,581 -we might have to operate! 161 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,951 -it's from all that junk food You eat. 162 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,419 You should stick to organics. 163 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,255 -compassion...Sensitivity... 164 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,992 and outright snickering. 165 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:18,396 my only hope was my friends would be more forgiving. 166 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,697 -ecch! 167 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:20,798 -paul. 168 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,834 -have you Been eating fried food? -paul! 169 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,535 -chocolate? -paul. 170 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,470 -[ sighs ] I know. 171 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:28,673 -what? -stress. 172 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,008 Have you been experiencing Any stress lately? 173 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,010 -yeah -- since the start of this conversation. 174 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,712 -can we just forget about it? 175 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,981 -yeah, sure, don't worry about It. I mean, it's no big deal. 176 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,616 -exactly, So could we just forget -- 177 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,718 -oh, my god. 178 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,519 -isn't that girl Coming this week? 179 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:44,822 -ladies and gentlemen, my best friend. 180 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,657 -isn't that always the way? 181 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:48,659 I told you something Was gonna go wrong. 182 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:49,960 What are you gonna do? 183 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:51,496 [ horn honks ] -paul was right. 184 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,532 I couldn't stand idly by. 185 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,768 I needed a plan. 186 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,470 then it came to me. 187 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,272 as long as I could keep everyone 188 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,574 on the right-hand side of my face all day, 189 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,342 things would be just fine. 190 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:08,545 -[ panting ] 191 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:10,147 -hey, that's my seat. 192 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,949 -this isn't assigned seating. 193 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,185 -yeah, but I like Sitting by the window. 194 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,020 -paul, live a little, huh? 195 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,922 -[ sighs ] 196 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:24,395 -okay. So far, so good. 197 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,176 next plan. 198 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:43,247 I had to get my mind off this stupid thing. 199 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,316 -krakatoa. 200 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,920 For years, a harmless Sleeping giant of a volcano 201 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:53,891 Rising 6,000 feet above The quiet waters of indonesia. 202 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,595 [ volcano rumbles ] 203 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,263 [ volcano erupts ] 204 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,299 Boom! 205 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:06,771 Untold tons of rock and ash Disgorged into the atmosphere. 206 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:11,843 Man -- the hapless victim Of catastrophic change. 207 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,544 -yep. That was me, all right. 208 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,178 [ volcano erupts ] -boom! 209 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:17,849 -unless... 210 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:21,085 wait a minute. Gina wouldn't be here for a week. 211 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,821 this thing was bound to clear up in a week. 212 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:24,989 -two days?! 213 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,657 -well, the pruitts had A change of plans, honey. 214 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:27,825 -they're coming in two days?! 215 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,026 -[ chuckles ] 216 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,595 -mom, they can't do this! 217 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,796 -[ chuckling ] honey, What's gotten into you? 218 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:37,034 I thought you were Looking forward to seeing gina. 219 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,635 -two days? 220 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:42,240 Oh, gee, that's perfect. She'll be here just in time. 221 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,008 -in time for what? 222 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,342 -never mind. 223 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,144 -aw, kev. 224 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,213 It won't be so bad. 225 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:52,082 After the first few hours, You probably won't even notice 226 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,785 All the pointing And whispering. 227 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,387 Oh, gina! 228 00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,123 Oh, gina! 229 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,058 -all right, time was against me. 230 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:05,129 but I wasn't gonna be one of mr. Cantwell's hapless victims. 231 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:08,999 if it was man against nature, I'd put my bets on me. 232 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:13,537 I was gonna be master of my own...Pores. 233 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,641 -♪ ain't no mountain High enough ♪ -♪ uh-huh ♪ 234 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:18,676 -so I scrubbed. 235 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,243 -♪ whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 236 00:11:20,245 --> 00:11:22,113 -♪ ain't no river wide enough ♪ -♪ uh-huh ♪ 237 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,848 -I buffed. 238 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,250 I polished. 239 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,753 -♪ ain't no mountain High enough ♪ 240 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,155 ♪ nothin' can keep me ♪ 241 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,456 -I tried everything. 242 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,658 -♪ keep me from you ♪ 243 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,794 ♪ ain't no mountain High enough ♪ 244 00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:40,164 -and when it was all over... 245 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,401 I had the most well-groomed pimple on the block. 246 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,768 -[ sighs ] 247 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,876 [ bell rings ] 248 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:05,590 -aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 249 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,926 -pressure... 250 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,729 Building up From subterranean depths. 251 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:16,234 Magmatic eruptions beneath The earth's fragile surface. 252 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,469 -by the next day, it was no longer a question 253 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,071 of whether this pimple was gonna go away. 254 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,941 it was a question of how much bigger it was going to get. 255 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,378 -titanic eruptions 256 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,781 Eventually capable Of supporting life. 257 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:35,719 The mineral-rich lava Giving rise to thick vegetation. 258 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,955 -well, no sign of vegetation. 259 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,459 yet. 260 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,261 -have you tried steaming Your face in lemon water? 261 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,596 -paul... 262 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,031 -no, really. 263 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,399 Mom says the only way To get rid of facial blemishes 264 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,836 Is hot towels And steaming lemon water. 265 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,171 -lemon water? 266 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,539 -yeah. Works every time. 267 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,009 -really? 268 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,910 It worked for you? 269 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,311 -well... 270 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,647 I never really... 271 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,915 Well... 272 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,817 Had a pimple. 273 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,352 -then how would you Know anything 274 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,053 About getting rid of them, huh? 275 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,355 -hey, I was just trying To help, okay? 276 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,390 -yeah, well, that was the Stupidest thing I've ever heard. 277 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:14,625 -boom! 278 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,094 -stupid? Maybe. 279 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,231 but I was running out of alternatives. 280 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,002 so much for taking advice from a rank amateur. 281 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,336 [ door closes ] 282 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,940 it was time to enlist the help...Of a pro. 283 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,708 -go for it! 284 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,477 -you think so? 285 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,346 -that's what I would do. 286 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,114 -think what you like. 287 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,783 wayne was a seasoned veteran on this turf. 288 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,318 -squeeze it! 289 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,654 -I don't know. 290 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,057 -it's the only way To get rid of it. 291 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,925 Oh, unless... 292 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:51,361 It makes it About 10 times bigger. 293 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:57,301 But, then again, it could Just go away by tomorrow. 294 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,036 Or... 295 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,237 No. Oh, no. 296 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,940 The chances of that happening Are really remote. 297 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,409 -"Or" what? 298 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,245 -well, it could get infected And go directly to your brain. 299 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,447 -wayne! 300 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,882 -hey, if you don't want my help, That's fine. 301 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,084 I'm sure you're gonna Figure it out by yourself. 302 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,286 -[ sighs ] wait. 303 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,295 -wayne's drawer -- 304 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:29,966 the toxic wasteland of the arnold bathroom. 305 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,970 [ geiger counter clicking ] 306 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,739 made you wonder if the atomic energy commission 307 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,874 knew about this. 308 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,575 -here it is. 309 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,577 Don't ever say I didn't do anything for you. 310 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,879 -sure, I was suspicious. 311 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,882 but maybe wayne finally saw a little of himself 312 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,683 in his younger brother. 313 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,753 maybe he'd been down this hellish road himself 314 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,588 and understood the seriousness of the situation. 315 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,190 -give me a buck. 316 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,359 -or maybe he needed a buck. 317 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,393 -what?! 318 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,596 -take it or leave it. 319 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,233 -what could I say? these were desperate times. 320 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,844 and the thing did come with an ironclad guarantee 321 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,046 to vanquish even the toughest blemish. 322 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:23,087 plus, I had a date with destiny. 323 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,528 [ birds chirping ] 324 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,031 [ "Over the rainbow" plays ] 325 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,571 somewhere over the rainbow, 326 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:44,641 where kids don't have to worry about their complexion. 327 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,944 [ insect buzzing ] 328 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,147 [ alarm clock buzzing ] 329 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,815 [ buzzing stops ] 330 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:55,452 at least, that was the dream. 331 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,624 -[ sighs ] 332 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,594 -okay, no sense in hoping for miracles. 333 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,664 at worst, it would be reduced to the size of... 334 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,433 [ volcano erupts ] ...Krakatoa. 335 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,204 it was bigger than ever! 336 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,938 and it was t-minus 12 hours 337 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,809 until gina pruitt and I came face to disfigured face. 338 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,444 -[ sighs ] 339 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,347 there was only one way to salvage my dignity, 340 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,316 my honor, my good name. 341 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,822 I was gonna have to lie. 342 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,657 -what happened? 343 00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:35,926 -happened? 344 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,194 -to your face. 345 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,463 -you want to know the truth? 346 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,934 -okay, here goes. 347 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:47,571 -I...Got into a fight. 348 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:48,806 -you what? 349 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,108 -I got into a fight. 350 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,843 -with who? 351 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,411 -with who? 352 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,612 with... 353 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,714 -with... 354 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,851 ...Him. 355 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,990 -you got in a fight With tony barbella? 356 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,492 -heck, if you're gonna break a commandment, 357 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,327 you might as well get a little mileage out of it. 358 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,394 -yeah. 359 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,731 -why? 360 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,934 -he was just... Saying some stuff. 361 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,536 -what sort of stuff? 362 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,006 -whoops. Get out before you hang yourself. 363 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,208 -look, I'd rather not Talk about this, okay? 364 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,444 -of course. I understand. 365 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,484 -that must have really hurt. 366 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,387 -yeah, well... 367 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,690 -I mean, getting hit Right on that pimple. 368 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,327 [ thud ] 369 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,463 -ever have one of those days? 370 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,199 -I hear you're telling people Me and you got in a fight. 371 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,401 -what? 372 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,236 -you heard me! 373 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,505 -listen, there must be Some kind of mistake. 374 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,940 I-I didn't get Into a fight with you. 375 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,776 -so, why'd you say you did? 376 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,312 -I didn't... 377 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,646 Exactly. 378 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,051 -because I can tell you One thing -- 379 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,419 If tony barbella Ever punched you, 380 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,955 You'd end up with more than Just a band-aid on your cheek. 381 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,627 [ laughing ] 382 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,199 -all right, this was totally out of hand. 383 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,867 I'd almost gotten myself killed 384 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,937 by a guy who referred to himself in the third person. 385 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,006 and for what? 386 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:33,443 a lousy pimple, a stupid little, meaningless zit. 387 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,847 what did it matter in the great scheme of things? 388 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,448 life was too short. 389 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,151 I had things to do, places to go... 390 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,486 [ doorbell rings ] 391 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,188 ...People to meet. 392 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,757 -claire, phil, hi! Come on in! 393 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,527 [ door closes ] 394 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,596 [ indistinct conversation ] 395 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,200 -where's kevin? -I'll run and get him. 396 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,802 -well, the moment of truth had finally come. 397 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,371 and I knew exactly what I had to do. 398 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:09,479 bar the door and wait for adolescence to run its course. 399 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,649 [ knock on door ] -kevin? 400 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,652 -uh...Don't come in. 401 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,721 -honey, gina pruitt's here. 402 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:22,226 -okay, it was time to lay out my final options. 403 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,094 I could hit the road -- 404 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,063 start running, keep running, and never look back. 405 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,765 [ knock on door ] -kevin! 406 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,435 [ knock on door ] 407 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,406 -or I could face reality. 408 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,445 -kevin, what is wrong with you? 409 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,882 -nothing. 410 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:50,220 I...Just don't feel like Seeing them right now, is all. 411 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,027 I don't think I'm up to it. 412 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,365 -it was my last hope -- unabashed honesty. 413 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,868 with just a look, I was able to convey all the emotions 414 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,905 I'd been carrying around inside me for three days. 415 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,774 I couldn't go out there and humiliate myself. 416 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,309 she understood that. 417 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:16,613 -kevin, you are going to Get out here right this minute. 418 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,883 -then again, maybe not. 419 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,951 -[ sighs ] 420 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,856 -well, here he is! 421 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:31,028 -step right up, folks. behold the freak of nature. 422 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,896 not for the fainthearted. 423 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,503 then, in a flash, 424 00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:42,206 all of my insecurities flew away. 425 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,575 I saw beauty. 426 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,144 I saw grandeur. 427 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,845 I saw... 428 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,283 it was twice as big as the one on my cheek! 429 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,858 [ "Over the rainbow" plays ] 430 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,026 [ birds chirping ] 431 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,769 -hi! 432 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,137 -hi. 433 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,973 It's nice to see you again. 434 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,376 -yeah, you too. 435 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,780 -it was purple mountains majesty, 436 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,248 two pimples passing in the night. 437 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:36,159 [ woman screaming On television ] 438 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,131 -aaaaaaaaaah! 439 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,499 -[ growls ] 440 00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:46,069 -[ screaming continues ] 441 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:49,139 -I guess what I was finding out was that when things change, 442 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,274 it doesn't mean the end of the world. 443 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,077 -aaaaaah! 444 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,079 -as a matter of fact, 445 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:59,049 sometimes it could work out for the best. 446 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:06,756 the pruitts left town a few days later, 447 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:10,327 and so did the pimple. 448 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,329 and I began to come to grips with the fact 449 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,632 that on the uncertain road through adolescence, 450 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:19,002 there were bound to be a few bumps along the way. 451 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,975 [ woman screams on television ] 33378

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