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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-♪ somebody who knows
Quite sure ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, I'm gonna
Keep on trying ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
Baby ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-growing upin the suburbs in the '60s,
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you were pretty much shelteredfrom the forces of change
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unleashed by the outside world.
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but what about the forces ofchange unleashed from within?
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[ bell rings ]
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change --not always a pretty sight.
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-aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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-in fact,it could get pretty ugly.
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but that was the stuffthat movies were made of.
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that wasn't the real world.
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[ woman screaming
On television ]
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or was it?
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-oh, my lord!
They're coming to visit!
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-who?
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-the pruitts -- phil and claire.
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They're gonna be in town
Next week.
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It's been eight years.
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-actually,it had been nine years.
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I remembered the occasionquite distinctly.
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it was something I'd justas well have forgotten.
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-kevin, you remember
Little gina, don't you?
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-not that anyonewas gonna let me.
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-gina...Gina...
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-you two were always
So cute together.
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You were like twins.
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-a little more than twins,
Weren't you, kev?
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-come on. We were 4 years old.
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-in broad daylight, one littleinnocent game of "Ben casey,"
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and I was marked for life.
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-give the kid a break, huh?
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-phil looks like
He's put on weight.
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And look --
Gina's really growing up.
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-it was hard to imagine,little gina pruitt --
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always a scab on her knee,a dirty face...
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loved to make mud pies.
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hello!
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-what a pretty young girl
She turned out to be.
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[ ding! ]
-paging dr. Arnold.
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paging dr. Arnold.
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-maybe you can show her
A nice time when they're here.
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-for this girl?
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I'd swim the deepest ocean,climb the highest mountain.
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-well...If --
If you really think I should.
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-yep. Talk about change.this was total metamorphosis.
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-jack?
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-oh.
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-uh-huh.
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nature was definitelysmiling on me.
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[ thunder crashes, wind howls ]
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-nature -- a harsh mistress.
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A planet
Which appears to be engulfed
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In a blue-green dome
Of tranquility
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Is, in reality,
A swirling mass of matter
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In the constant throes
Of transition.
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-this girl had a crush on you?
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-yeah, well, in kindergarten.
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-and she's coming to your house?
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-maybe I was bragging,
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but I knew paul wouldappreciate my good fortune.
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-oh, man. I'd be worried.
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-worried?
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-what if something goes wrong?
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-wrong? Paul, what could
Possibly go wrong?
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-for centuries,
Man has tried to predict
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When and where
Nature will wreak her havoc...
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...With no success.
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-I don't know. It just sounds
Too good to be true.
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I mean, things like this
Don't just happen.
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-apparently, cantwell and paulshared the same world view.
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-things fall apart.
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-yeah, so, bottom line, paul --
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You happy for me or not?
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-sure, I'm happy.
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-good.
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-I-it's just that...
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-what?
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-[ sighs ]
You never know, kevin.
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That's the worst part --
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You just...Never...Know.
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-ah, well. The worldis full of pessimists.
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[ rooster crows,
Pastoral music plays ]
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me -- I was optimisticabout change.
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I mean, look --
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even old kevin arnoldwasn't turning out so bad.
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a little taller,little more filled out...
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yeah,probably couldn't get away
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without shaving much longer.
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you could feel the whiskers
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starting to push their wayto the --
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[ music stops ]
wait a second.
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this was no whisker!
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this was...Doom.
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this was disaster. This was...
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-a zit.
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-and not just any zit.
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-a zit!
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-my first zit.
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[ door slams ]
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betrayed by my own glands,
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I went throughthe four classic stages --
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denial...
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-no. No.
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No, no!
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Not now! Not me!
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-...Anger...
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...Guilt...
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...And finally...
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...Depression.
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-kevin, honey! Breakfast!
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-still, maybe I was blowingthis out of proportion...
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making a mountainout of a molehill.
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-kevin! Honey!
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-I mean, maybe no onewould even notice.
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-honey, give the oatmeal
A little stir
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And fix a bowl for yourself,
Would you, please?
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-all right, what we needed todo here was to test the waters.
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-uh, mom...
How does this shirt look?
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-it's...Pulling
Around the collar.
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-so far, so good.
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mom could spotdirty fingernails at the table
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from 30 yards away.
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if I could get past her --
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-ooh. Looks like you got
A little pimple there.
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-mom...
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-come on,
You can barely notice it.
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-really?
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-oh, now, don't be
So self-conscious.
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-I was 13 years old.
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being self-consciouswas a full-time job.
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uh-oh.
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-what's with you?
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-nothing.
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-I couldn't believe it.wayne missed it.
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I was in the clear.
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-whoa! Check out the zit.
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-a zit?
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Well...Let's have a look-see,
Shall we?
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-as usual,I could count on my family
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to treat my private adolescentpain with compassion.
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-looks pretty deep, kev.
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-we might have to operate!
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-it's from all that junk food
You eat.
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You should stick to organics.
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-compassion...Sensitivity...
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and outright snickering.
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my only hope was my friendswould be more forgiving.
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-ecch!
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-paul.
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-have you
Been eating fried food?
-paul!
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-chocolate?
-paul.
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-[ sighs ] I know.
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-what?
-stress.
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Have you been experiencing
Any stress lately?
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-yeah -- since the startof this conversation.
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-can we just forget about it?
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-yeah, sure, don't worry about
It. I mean, it's no big deal.
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-exactly,
So could we just forget --
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-oh, my god.
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-isn't that girl
Coming this week?
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-ladies and gentlemen,my best friend.
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-isn't that always the way?
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I told you something
Was gonna go wrong.
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What are you gonna do?
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[ horn honks ]
-paul was right.
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I couldn't stand idly by.
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I needed a plan.
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then it came to me.
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as longas I could keep everyone
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on the right-hand sideof my face all day,
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things would be just fine.
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-[ panting ]
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-hey, that's my seat.
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-this isn't assigned seating.
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-yeah, but I like
Sitting by the window.
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-paul, live a little, huh?
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-[ sighs ]
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-okay. So far, so good.
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next plan.
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I had to get my mindoff this stupid thing.
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-krakatoa.
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For years, a harmless
Sleeping giant of a volcano
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Rising 6,000 feet above
The quiet waters of indonesia.
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[ volcano rumbles ]
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[ volcano erupts ]
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Boom!
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Untold tons of rock and ash
Disgorged into the atmosphere.
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Man -- the hapless victim
Of catastrophic change.
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-yep. That was me, all right.
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[ volcano erupts ]
-boom!
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-unless...
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wait a minute. Gina wouldn'tbe here for a week.
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this thing was boundto clear up in a week.
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-two days?!
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-well, the pruitts had
A change of plans, honey.
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-they're coming in two days?!
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-[ chuckles ]
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-mom, they can't do this!
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-[ chuckling ] honey,
What's gotten into you?
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I thought you were
Looking forward to seeing gina.
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-two days?
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Oh, gee, that's perfect.
She'll be here just in time.
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-in time for what?
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-never mind.
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-aw, kev.
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It won't be so bad.
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After the first few hours,
You probably won't even notice
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All the pointing
And whispering.
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Oh, gina!
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Oh, gina!
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-all right,time was against me.
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but I wasn't gonna be one ofmr. Cantwell's hapless victims.
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if it was man against nature,I'd put my bets on me.
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I was gonna bemaster of my own...Pores.
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-♪ ain't no mountain
High enough ♪
-♪ uh-huh ♪
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-so I scrubbed.
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-♪ whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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-♪ ain't no river wide enough ♪
-♪ uh-huh ♪
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-I buffed.
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I polished.
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-♪ ain't no mountain
High enough ♪
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♪ nothin' can keep me ♪
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-I tried everything.
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-♪ keep me from you ♪
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♪ ain't no mountain
High enough ♪
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-and when it was all over...
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I had the most well-groomedpimple on the block.
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-[ sighs ]
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[ bell rings ]
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-aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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-pressure...
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Building up
From subterranean depths.
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Magmatic eruptions beneath
The earth's fragile surface.
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-by the next day,it was no longer a question
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of whether this pimplewas gonna go away.
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it was a question of how muchbigger it was going to get.
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-titanic eruptions
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Eventually capable
Of supporting life.
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The mineral-rich lava
Giving rise to thick vegetation.
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-well, no sign of vegetation.
259
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,459
yet.
260
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,261
-have you tried steaming
Your face in lemon water?
261
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,596
-paul...
262
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,031
-no, really.
263
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,399
Mom says the only way
To get rid of facial blemishes
264
00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,836
Is hot towels
And steaming lemon water.
265
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,171
-lemon water?
266
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,539
-yeah. Works every time.
267
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,009
-really?
268
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,910
It worked for you?
269
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,311
-well...
270
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,647
I never really...
271
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,915
Well...
272
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,817
Had a pimple.
273
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,352
-then how would you
Know anything
274
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,053
About getting rid of them, huh?
275
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,355
-hey, I was just trying
To help, okay?
276
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,390
-yeah, well, that was the
Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
277
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:14,625
-boom!
278
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,094
-stupid? Maybe.
279
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,231
but I was running outof alternatives.
280
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,002
so much for taking advicefrom a rank amateur.
281
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,336
[ door closes ]
282
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,940
it was time to enlistthe help...Of a pro.
283
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,708
-go for it!
284
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,477
-you think so?
285
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,346
-that's what I would do.
286
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,114
-think what you like.
287
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,783
wayne was a seasoned veteranon this turf.
288
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,318
-squeeze it!
289
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,654
-I don't know.
290
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,057
-it's the only way
To get rid of it.
291
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,925
Oh, unless...
292
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:51,361
It makes it
About 10 times bigger.
293
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:57,301
But, then again, it could
Just go away by tomorrow.
294
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,036
Or...
295
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,237
No. Oh, no.
296
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,940
The chances of that happening
Are really remote.
297
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,409
-"Or" what?
298
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,245
-well, it could get infected
And go directly to your brain.
299
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,447
-wayne!
300
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,882
-hey, if you don't want my help,
That's fine.
301
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,084
I'm sure you're gonna
Figure it out by yourself.
302
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,286
-[ sighs ] wait.
303
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,295
-wayne's drawer --
304
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:29,966
the toxic wastelandof the arnold bathroom.
305
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,970
[ geiger counter clicking ]
306
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,739
made you wonderif the atomic energy commission
307
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,874
knew about this.
308
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,575
-here it is.
309
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,577
Don't ever say
I didn't do anything for you.
310
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,879
-sure, I was suspicious.
311
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,882
but maybe wayne finally sawa little of himself
312
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,683
in his younger brother.
313
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,753
maybe he'd beendown this hellish road himself
314
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,588
and understood the seriousnessof the situation.
315
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,190
-give me a buck.
316
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,359
-or maybe he needed a buck.
317
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,393
-what?!
318
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,596
-take it or leave it.
319
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,233
-what could I say?these were desperate times.
320
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,844
and the thing did comewith an ironclad guarantee
321
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,046
to vanquisheven the toughest blemish.
322
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:23,087
plus,I had a date with destiny.
323
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,528
[ birds chirping ]
324
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,031
[ "Over the rainbow" plays ]
325
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,571
somewhere over the rainbow,
326
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:44,641
where kids don't have to worryabout their complexion.
327
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,944
[ insect buzzing ]
328
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,147
[ alarm clock buzzing ]
329
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,815
[ buzzing stops ]
330
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:55,452
at least, that was the dream.
331
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,624
-[ sighs ]
332
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,594
-okay, no sensein hoping for miracles.
333
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,664
at worst, it would be reducedto the size of...
334
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,433
[ volcano erupts ]
...Krakatoa.
335
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,204
it was bigger than ever!
336
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,938
and it was t-minus 12 hours
337
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,809
until gina pruitt and Icame face to disfigured face.
338
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,444
-[ sighs ]
339
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,347
there was only one wayto salvage my dignity,
340
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,316
my honor, my good name.
341
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,822
I was gonna have to lie.
342
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,657
-what happened?
343
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:35,926
-happened?
344
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,194
-to your face.
345
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,463
-you want to know the truth?
346
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,934
-okay, here goes.
347
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:47,571
-I...Got into a fight.
348
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:48,806
-you what?
349
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,108
-I got into a fight.
350
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,843
-with who?
351
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,411
-with who?
352
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,612
with...
353
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,714
-with...
354
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,851
...Him.
355
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,990
-you got in a fight
With tony barbella?
356
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,492
-heck, if you're gonnabreak a commandment,
357
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,327
you might as wellget a little mileage out of it.
358
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,394
-yeah.
359
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,731
-why?
360
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,934
-he was just...
Saying some stuff.
361
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,536
-what sort of stuff?
362
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,006
-whoops. Get outbefore you hang yourself.
363
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,208
-look, I'd rather not
Talk about this, okay?
364
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,444
-of course. I understand.
365
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,484
-that must have really hurt.
366
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,387
-yeah, well...
367
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,690
-I mean, getting hit
Right on that pimple.
368
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,327
[ thud ]
369
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,463
-ever have one of those days?
370
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,199
-I hear you're telling people
Me and you got in a fight.
371
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,401
-what?
372
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,236
-you heard me!
373
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,505
-listen, there must be
Some kind of mistake.
374
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,940
I-I didn't get
Into a fight with you.
375
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,776
-so, why'd you say you did?
376
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,312
-I didn't...
377
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,646
Exactly.
378
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,051
-because I can tell you
One thing --
379
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,419
If tony barbella
Ever punched you,
380
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,955
You'd end up with more than
Just a band-aid on your cheek.
381
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,627
[ laughing ]
382
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,199
-all right,this was totally out of hand.
383
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,867
I'd almost gotten myself killed
384
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,937
by a guy who referredto himself in the third person.
385
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,006
and for what?
386
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:33,443
a lousy pimple, a stupidlittle, meaningless zit.
387
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,847
what did it matterin the great scheme of things?
388
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,448
life was too short.
389
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,151
I had things to do,places to go...
390
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,486
[ doorbell rings ]
391
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,188
...People to meet.
392
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,757
-claire, phil, hi! Come on in!
393
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,527
[ door closes ]
394
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,596
[ indistinct conversation ]
395
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,200
-where's kevin?
-I'll run and get him.
396
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,802
-well, the moment of truthhad finally come.
397
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,371
and I knewexactly what I had to do.
398
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:09,479
bar the door and wait foradolescence to run its course.
399
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,649
[ knock on door ]
-kevin?
400
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,652
-uh...Don't come in.
401
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,721
-honey, gina pruitt's here.
402
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:22,226
-okay, it was timeto lay out my final options.
403
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,094
I could hit the road --
404
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,063
start running, keep running,and never look back.
405
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,765
[ knock on door ]
-kevin!
406
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,435
[ knock on door ]
407
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,406
-or I could face reality.
408
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,445
-kevin, what is wrong with you?
409
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,882
-nothing.
410
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:50,220
I...Just don't feel like
Seeing them right now, is all.
411
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,027
I don't think I'm up to it.
412
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,365
-it was my last hope --unabashed honesty.
413
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,868
with just a look, I was ableto convey all the emotions
414
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,905
I'd been carrying aroundinside me for three days.
415
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,774
I couldn't go out thereand humiliate myself.
416
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,309
she understood that.
417
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:16,613
-kevin, you are going to
Get out here right this minute.
418
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,883
-then again, maybe not.
419
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,951
-[ sighs ]
420
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,856
-well, here he is!
421
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:31,028
-step right up, folks.behold the freak of nature.
422
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,896
not for the fainthearted.
423
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,503
then, in a flash,
424
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:42,206
all of my insecuritiesflew away.
425
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,575
I saw beauty.
426
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,144
I saw grandeur.
427
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,845
I saw...
428
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,283
it was twice as bigas the one on my cheek!
429
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,858
[ "Over the rainbow" plays ]
430
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,026
[ birds chirping ]
431
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,769
-hi!
432
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,137
-hi.
433
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,973
It's nice to see you again.
434
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,376
-yeah, you too.
435
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,780
-it waspurple mountains majesty,
436
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,248
two pimplespassing in the night.
437
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:36,159
[ woman screaming
On television ]
438
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,131
-aaaaaaaaaah!
439
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,499
-[ growls ]
440
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:46,069
-[ screaming continues ]
441
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:49,139
-I guess what I was finding outwas that when things change,
442
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,274
it doesn't meanthe end of the world.
443
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,077
-aaaaaah!
444
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,079
-as a matter of fact,
445
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:59,049
sometimes it could work outfor the best.
446
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:06,756
the pruitts left towna few days later,
447
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:10,327
and so did the pimple.
448
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,329
and I began to come to gripswith the fact
449
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,632
that on the uncertain roadthrough adolescence,
450
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:19,002
there were bound to bea few bumps along the way.
451
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,975
[ woman screams on television ]
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