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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-♪ somebody who knows
Quite sure ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, I'm gonna
Keep on trying ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
Baby ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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[ insects chirping ]
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-[ laughs ]
-okay. Give me an adjective.
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-uh, "Stupid."
No -- "Slimy."
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-you already used "Slimy."
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-okay.
Then..."Smelly."
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-"Smelly."
This is gonna be a good one.
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-the best partof having a best friend
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is knowing there's someonewho really understands you.
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paul pfeiffer and I shared
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more than just the laughsand the oreos.
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-great!
[ laughs ]
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-come on.
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Truth or dare?
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-um, truth.
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-we shared confidences.
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-I never really told
Anybody this,
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But I kind of like
Debbie ackerman.
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-no. Not good enough.
Everybody likes debbie ackerman.
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-[ sighs ]
Okay.
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Um, okay, okay.
Here's one.
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Once, when I was 9,
I snuck up into our attic,
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And I saw mrs. Anderson
Sunbathing next door.
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-[ sighs ]
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-with her top off.
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-no way.
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-oh!
I don't believe it!
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-okay.
Your turn.
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-okay.
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You know that fire alarm
That went off thursday,
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Fourth period?
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-mm-hmm.
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-[ clears throat ]
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-no way!
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-yes way.
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-you're lying.
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-you don't think I'd do that?
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-look me in the eye
And say you'd do that.
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-in a lot of ways, paul knew mebetter than I knew myself.
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and he wouldn't hesitateto remind me if I ever forgot.
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-[ chuckles ]
-I knew it.
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-it was a tried-and-truerelationship.
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-all right. Come on.
Let's get some shut-eye.
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[ sighs ]
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-but like all relationships...
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-[ snoring ]
-paul?
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-...Sometimesit got a little stale.
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-[ snoring ]
-paul!
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[ "The addams family"theme playing ]
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-♪ na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ na-na-na-na ♪
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Ding-dong!
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♪ na-na-na-na ♪
[ clicks tongue ]
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♪ na-na-na-na ♪
Zih! Zing!
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-paul!
-huh?
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-I'm trying to watch.
Do you mind?
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-hey, it's a free country.
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-yeah, but it's my house!
And I want you to knock it off!
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[ music continues ]
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-when paul and I reached
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a familiar deadlockof stagnation,
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there was generallyone agreed-upon solution.
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[ knock on door ]
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-hey, guys!
What's happening?
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-doug porter.
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[ music continues ]
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he was the most agreeable kidwe'd ever met.
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-all right! Boardwalk!
How much is it?
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-it's 400 big ones.
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-yeah.
That's pretty expensive, doug.
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You sure you want to buy it?
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-yeah. I mean, look how much
It costs to put hotels on.
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[ indistinct talking
On television ]
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-well, maybe you're right.
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-your turn.
You got doubles.
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-doug's blandnesswas like buttered toast
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to an upset stomach.
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-vroom! Vroom! Vroom!
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-but so long as he got to bethe car in monopoly,
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he was happy.
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and we were happyto have his company...
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-[ imitates tires screeching ]
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-...In small doses.
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-doubles again!
Boy, today's my lucky day.
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Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!
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-uh, I think that's about it
For me, guys.
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-huh? But --
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-sorry, guys.
I got to get home.
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You know, stuff to do.
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-oh.
Well, I'll see you, paul.
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-yeah.
See you later.
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[ door closes ]
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-you want to play again?
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-nah. I got a lot of homework
To do.
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-okay. Well, um,
Maybe I'll see you tomorrow.
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-yeah, maybe.
See ya.
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-yep, three games of monopoly
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was just about the limitwith doug.
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after that...
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-paul?
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-you called?
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-hoops?
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-you're on, sucker!
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[ both laugh ]
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-we never felt wonderfulabout ditching the guy.
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but it was nothing personal.
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doug was justkind of odd man out,
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whereas paul and I werein for the long haul.
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[ door closes ]
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[ sighs ]
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until that day when the haulgot just a tad too long.
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-all right.
Here's the deal. Okay.
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I'll give you my marichal
and the tiant...
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For your mccovey and --
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-no, no, no.
Mccovey's off the table.
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-oh, come on, paul!
Be reasonable!
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-I am being reasonable.
Mccovey is off the table.
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-[ sighs ]
-unless...
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You're willing to think
About your williams.
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-oh, you can't be serious!
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Willie mccovey for ted williams?
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That's an insult!
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-the mccovey trade.a common impasse.
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we'd been through thisa hundred times before.
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-all right.
I'll tell you what.
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You got the marichal, the tiant,
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And I'll throw in
A don schwartz.
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-don schwartz?
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You've been trying to pawn that
Schwartz off on me for years.
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When are you gonna give up
On the don schwartz already?
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-what's it gonna take, paul?!
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-mccovey is off the table.
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-paul, just bend a little
On this one, huh?
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-how about you bend a little?
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-[ groans, sighs ]
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-but the fact was, that day,I was tired of bending.
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I was tiredof the endless effort
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spent hammering out compromise.
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-what's the matter
With you, anyway?
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-nothing's wrong with me.
What's the matter with you?
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-sometimes you're so weird.
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-I heard that!
-what?
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-you called me a weirdo!
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-all right.
Fine!
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I called you a weirdo!
Satisfied?
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-I'm a weirdo?
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I'm a weirdo?!
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Hey, I'm not the one
With cartoon figures
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On my pillowcase!
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-what was this?a slanderous personal attack?
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-what did you say?
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-I said at least I don't have
Cartoon figures
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On my pillowcase!
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-yeah?
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Well, at least I don't have
Stuffed animals on my bed!
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-oh, yeah?
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-well, at least I don't have
The hots for winnie cooper.
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-okay.that did it.
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-that's a lie.
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-look me in the eye
And say it's a lie.
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-I looked him in the eye,all right.
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but all I sawwas a knee-jiggling,
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spaghetti-slurping,gum-cracking twerp.
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of course I'd never say so.
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-well, at least I'm not
An ugly four-eyed jerk
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That nobody likes.
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[ cards scatter ]
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-total butthead!
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-loser!
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[ door slams ]
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-years of suppressedfrustration
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had finally rearedtheir ugly head.
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-[ groans ]
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-I was sick of it.
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why did it always have to beso difficult?
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why did it have to requireso much effort?
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why couldn't it be more like --
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[ knock on window ]
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-hey, you busy?
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Come on in!
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-now, under normalcircumstances,
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a visit to doug porter's house
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would have weighed in justunder the dentist's office.
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-mom!
Kevin arnold's here!
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-these, however,were not normal circumstances.
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and this was definitelynot a normal bedroom.
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-mom!
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-hello, kevin.
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-oh, hi, mrs. Porter.
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-doug has told me
So much about you.
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It's about time
You came to visit.
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-heck. Maybe she was right.it was about time.
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-why don't I put these down
Right here?
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Can I get you boys
Something to drink?
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-sure, mom.
Um...
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How about yoo-hoo?
You like yoo-hoo?
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-well, if it's
All right with --
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-whatever you like, kevin.
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-yoo-hoo sounds great.
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-yoo-hoo it is.
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[ fanfare plays ]
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-and suddenlyI felt like visiting royalty.
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-kev, want a gum ball?
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-yeah.this was more like it.
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-what color?
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-uh, how about red?
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-red's definitely the best.
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-here was a guy who wouldlisten to what I had to say.
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-okay.
Hold out your hands.
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-a guy who treated mewith a little respect.
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-here they come!
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[ gum balls rattling ]
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-a fella who appreciated me.
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-ha!
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-unlike some ingrates I knew.
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-[ clears throat ]
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-what's going on
Between you and paul?
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-why don't you ask him?
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-I did.
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He says you've really changed.
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-what's that supposed to mean?
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-look, I probably shouldn't get
In the middle of this,
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But he says you've said
Some pretty mean stuff.
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-all right,so the four-eyes remark
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was a little over the top.
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I was man enough to admit it.
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-well, he said some stuff
Of his own, too, you know.
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-[ sighs ]
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All I know is you guys
Are really good friends.
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You shouldn't be fighting.
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-so what do you want me
To do about it?
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-just be nice if he's nice.
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Okay?
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-"Be nice if he's nice"?
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what was this, "Romper room"?
255
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[ indistinct conversations ]
256
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:07,164
still, there it was --that old goofy smile.
257
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,567
aw, heck, if he was willingto make the first move,
258
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:13,170
well, I guess I could leavethe porch light on for him.
259
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,472
-hey!
260
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,407
-hey, man!
Take a seat!
261
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,846
-god, I thought this day
Would never end!
262
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,380
-same here.
263
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,015
-brady ryland?
264
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,118
paul was hanging outwith brady ryland?!
265
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,488
pbht!talk about desperate!
266
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,856
ryland was a total...
267
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,792
-hey, kev!
This seat taken?
268
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,994
-...Loser.
269
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,301
look at that.really pathetic.
270
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,703
-[ laughs ]
271
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,540
-[ laughs loudly ]
272
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,043
-who was paul trying to fool?
273
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,279
he wasn't having fun.
274
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,881
I was having fun.
275
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,551
-okay. Who do you want
For your mccovey?
276
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,520
-I don't know.
Um...
277
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:06,323
-yep, I was hanging outin the heart of fun central.
278
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,059
-how about this one?
279
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,329
-doug, that's a don schwartz.
280
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,630
-great!
281
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,699
-no. No.
This is a terrible trade.
282
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,401
-sorry.
283
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,769
-there was just one problem.
284
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,205
with paul,everything had been a struggle.
285
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,741
with doug, I pushed,and he fell over.
286
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,444
-what if I throw in willie mays
To sweeten it up a little?
287
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,012
-no, doug.
You're missing the point.
288
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,748
You have to bargain
A little bit.
289
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,783
-well, all right.
Okay.
290
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,919
I'll throw in mays
And johnny bench.
291
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:39,523
-it was like tryingto give spine to jell-o.
292
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,694
-okay. Let's forget
About trading for right now.
293
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,429
What do you want to do?
294
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,831
-I don't care.
What do you want to do?
295
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,634
-isn't there anything
You want to do?
296
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,437
-w-we could eat some more.
297
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,810
-it took about two hours
298
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,813
to realizethe mission was impossible.
299
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,882
-how about some tiddledywinks?
300
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,285
-tiddledywinks?
301
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,186
-doug was looking desperate.
302
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:12,389
nothing could salvagethis relationship,
303
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,324
short of...
304
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,460
-how about we fly
My dad's model airplane?
305
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,564
-did he say airplane?
306
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:23,567
[ engine buzzing,
Up-tempo march playing ]
307
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,639
okay.I knew it was wrong.
308
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,374
still, flying mr. Porter's
309
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,243
incredibly expensiveradio-controlled airplane
310
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,845
might be just the opportunity
311
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:38,015
for me and doug to forgea new bond.
312
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,484
or so I told myself.
313
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,287
-doug, are you sure
You've done this before?
314
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,588
-all the time.
315
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,458
Watch. I can make it do
Loop-de-loops.
316
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,593
[ engine buzzing ]
317
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,365
Isn't that cool?
318
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,302
sure. Cool.but foolhardy.
319
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,138
-listen, I think --
320
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,341
-but hold on.what have we here?
321
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:08,045
old pauljust happens to ride by?
322
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,314
on doug's street?
323
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,750
I think not.
324
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,288
well, two can play this game.
325
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,224
-doug, come on. Let me have
A shot at those controls, huh?
326
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,226
-o-okay, but you got to be
Real careful.
327
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,495
The stick on the left
Makes it go up and down.
328
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,998
-yeah, all right, all right.
I know, I know.
329
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,100
-looks like fun, doesn't it?
330
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,803
well, read 'em and weep,pfeiffer.
331
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,912
tell me -- who's inthe driver's seat now?
332
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,782
-kev! Look out!
333
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,885
Holy cow!
334
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,934
My dad is gonna kill me.
335
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,370
-uh, it won't be that bad, doug.
336
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,205
-no.
You don't know my dad.
337
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:11,241
H-his eyes bulge out
Like -- like boiled eggs,
338
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,276
And -- and h-his forehead
Starts sweating,
339
00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:17,047
And he scratches his neck like
He's gonna rip his skin off!
340
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,350
-look, doug, just concentrate
On what you're doing, okay?
341
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,752
-you're not mad, are you?
342
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,120
-I wasn't mad.
343
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:27,424
I was just tired --of doug, of the whole mess.
344
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,492
it was timeto put an end to this.
345
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:31,195
time to make a clean break.
346
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,564
[ wood creaking ]
347
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,965
-doug, I think that --
348
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,333
-whoa!
349
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,668
[ branch snaps ]
350
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,002
[ thud ]
351
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,405
[ groans ]
352
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,975
-but speaking ofclean breaks...
353
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:47,177
[ indistinct conversations ]
354
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,617
-gee, it looks great, kev.
355
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,653
-33 ding dongs,2 gallons of yoo-hoo,
356
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,522
and one radio-controlledairplane
357
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,257
had brought me to this.
358
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,592
I was a prisoner of guilt.
359
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,795
-can't wait to show it
To everybody.
360
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,862
-yeah. Sure.
361
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,932
-my only consolationwas there were at least
362
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,101
two other kevins in our class.
363
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,870
-hey, everybody!
Kevin arnold signed my cast!
364
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,473
-doug! Doug!
No. Please.
365
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,776
-sorry.
366
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,477
-kevin?
367
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,112
Paul has a message for you.
368
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,281
-he does?
369
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,849
-what was this?
370
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,418
a little thaw in relations?
371
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,120
a possible breakin the impasse?
372
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,489
-whoa!
What happened?!
373
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,091
-oh, I fell out of a tree.
374
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:37,627
-I had to wear one like that
For two months last year.
375
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,429
The itching drove me nuts!
376
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,664
-tell me about it.
377
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,400
-I've lost two plastic forks
Down there already.
378
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,836
-try a ballpoint pen.
-excuse me.
379
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,305
Was there some reason you came
Over here in the first place?
380
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,974
-not that I couldn't guess.[ chuckles ]
381
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,610
look at him.
382
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,346
sitting there, reminiscingabout the good times,
383
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,214
waiting for meto give him the nod.
384
00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,484
-oh, yeah. Paul says he wants
His baseball cards back.
385
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,454
-he said what?
386
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,893
-well, I'll see you guys around.
387
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,196
-okay. That ripped it.once and for all!
388
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,099
-say, kev,
I-I was thinking...
389
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,700
-I couldn't believe it.
390
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,604
the little weasel had sent hislapdog to do his dirty work?
391
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,973
-...The nurse said I should
Find someone to help me --
392
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,308
You know, do stuff
For me around school.
393
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,444
-he couldn't treat melike that.
394
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,614
-well, I was wondering if you
Thought it was a good idea.
395
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,215
-yeah. Sure.
396
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,351
-so this was what it came to.
397
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,153
stabbed in the back by someone
398
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,889
who used to call himselfmy -- ha! -- best friend!
399
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,024
-great!
Then you'll do it?
400
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,459
-what?
401
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,562
-what was this guytalking about?
402
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,196
-well, you know,
Um, carry my books,
403
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,464
Help put on my jacket,
404
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,366
-and maybe you could even
Help me with my homework.
405
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,867
-doug!
406
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,136
-was he nuts?help him with his homework?
407
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,739
hadn't I been humiliatedenough?
408
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,975
who'd he think I was, anyway?
409
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,810
-well, you are my best friend.
410
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,412
Aren't you?
411
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:11,121
-look, number one, I'm not
Your best friend, okay?!
412
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,757
And number two,
Carry your own stupid books!
413
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,093
-kev?
414
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,630
-there.that felt better.
415
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,432
much better.
416
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,768
that night, I had a dream.
417
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,605
[ owl hoots ]
more like a nightmare.
418
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,074
-you want milk duds?
You want yoo-hoo?
419
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,343
You want doughnuts?
420
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,645
How about sno balls?
How about twinkies?
421
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,848
If I give you twinkies,
Would you be my best friend?
422
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,082
-doug!
423
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,418
-aah! Kev!
424
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,252
-doug?!
425
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,087
-kev!
-stop!
426
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,489
-help!
-doug!
427
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,591
Doug!
428
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,462
Doug!
429
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,363
Doug!
430
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,131
Doug!
Come back!
431
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,000
[ breathing heavily ]
432
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,269
-I felt awful.what had I done?
433
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,606
doug did kind of look up to me.
434
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:07,378
-and the truth is,I had acted, well, badly.
435
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,779
there was onlyone right thing to do.
436
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,550
[ doorbell rings ]
437
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,618
-oh, hi, kevin.
438
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,821
-is doug around?
439
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,323
-I'm sorry.
440
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,791
H-he can't come to the door
Right now.
441
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,526
Is there something you wanted?
442
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,129
-well, uh...
443
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:30,167
-I could tell by her lookthat I'd all but crushed him.
444
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,838
the least I could dowas show some class.
445
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,648
-it's a don schwartz.
446
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:50,053
He likes don schwartz.
447
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,689
-I'll make sure he gets it.
448
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,198
-well, there you had it.
449
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,967
poor doug.I'd let him down.
450
00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:09,039
I could almost see him --alone in his room,
451
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,241
trying to figure outwhat he'd done wrong,
452
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,043
lamenting his fate...
453
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,312
[ doug laughing ]
454
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:27,057
...Or having the timeof his life with brady ryland.
455
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,395
as I stood outside that window,
456
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,096
I watchedthe easy give-and-take
457
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,299
of two new friends.
458
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,434
and I realized something --
459
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:41,938
doug porter was no longerthe odd man out.
460
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,277
it was me.
461
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:52,882
but I guess in a waywe're all odd men out...
462
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,952
until we find a matchthat makes us even,
463
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:59,790
someone who challenges usto be our best,
464
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:04,128
someone who understands us,even at our worst.
465
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:10,033
I was beginning to appreciatehow rare a thing that was.
466
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,702
-hey.
467
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,403
-hey.
468
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:22,413
-I wanted to tell him I was abetter person for knowing him,
469
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,981
that I hoped our friendshipwould endure
470
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,082
the trials of a lifetime.
471
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,420
-well...See ya.
472
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,256
-yeah.
See ya.
473
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:38,829
-but I knew he understood.
474
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,816
[ insects chirping ]
475
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,185
-I was thinking
About that mccovey trade.
476
00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,987
-yeah?
477
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,190
-well, maybe I could do it
For the marichal and the tiant.
478
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,926
-paul, come on.
It's a bad trade.
479
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,194
-well, come on, kevin.
480
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,696
I really think
I want that tiant.
481
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,398
-I mean, I've wanted it
For a long time.
482
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,600
-for mccovey?
Come on.
483
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,568
-come on.
Don't be such a jerk about it.
484
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:19,803
I want to make the trade!
485
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,838
-I can't do it, paul.
It's stupid.
486
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,240
-oh, so now
You're calling me stupid?!
487
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,783
[ dog barks ]
488
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:37,020
Mccovey is off the table.
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