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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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What's going on?
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Just the weekend update
on Zack and Tori,
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the hottest couple at Bayside.
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Here they are Saturday kissing.
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On Sunday...
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Still kissing,
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and here they are today.
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Blinded by love.
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Ow. This relationship
is starting to hurt,
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but it's worth it.
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Excuse me.
Mind if I play through?
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Screech, what are you doing?
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Practicing.
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The miniature-golf team has
a major tournament today.
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Uh, is that a hard-boiled egg?
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Yeah. Budget cuts
are so bad,
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we're using these
instead of real golf balls.
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At least if you don't win, you'll
have a great snack for the back nine.
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The football team's starting
to feel the budget crunch, too.
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We're using fat nerds
as tackling dummies.
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At least you have uniforms.
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We have nothing to
wear for field hockey.
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Really? I'll have to
check out your next game.
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In your dreams.
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Fore!
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Oops. I guess those
are soft-boiled balls.
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Mr. Tewsbury, I'll be transferring
in here from Home Economics.
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What's going on, Tori?
I thought you liked Home Ec.
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Wrong. I hated it.
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They hated me after
I blew up two ovens.
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Then you'd better
wear one of these.
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It's fireproof.
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She can't dress in here.
She's a girl.
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Ox, those coveralls
go over your clothes.
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I'm still not watching.
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I'm a gentleman.
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Excuse me,
Mr. Tewsbury.
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I have an important
announcement.
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You're retiring early?
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Very funny.
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Everyone quiet down and
drop what you're doing.
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I am sorry to say one of
Bayside's favorite graduates,
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Frederik Field,
passed away yesterday.
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Hey, did he invent
the football field?
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No, Ox.
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He invented waistbands
for underwear.
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Oh, gee, what a great man, huh?
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Well, anyway,
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he left the students
$10,000 in his will.
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That's my kind of guy.
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Let's rent the forum and have a
private party with the Laker girls.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, that was a reflex action.
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Bad, bad idea.
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The will states the money
must go to benefit the school.
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Students can vote on
suggestions tomorrow.
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All right, Screech Powers --
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representing
the Bayside bug club.
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I knew he'd do
something on bugs.
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As Bayside's bug man,
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I suggest we build the nation's
first high-school insect museum.
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Take a look at our friendly
creepy crawlers.
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Whoa! Eiee! Aah!
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Oops.
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The sports program is a big
moneymaker for the school.
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To keep it that way, we need
state-of-the-art equipment
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like astroturf
on the football field
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and a dome
over the baseball field.
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We drop lots of fly balls
in the sun.
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Yeah! Yeah! Right on!
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Zack, a dome would cost
over a million dollars.
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Ah.
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All right, then...
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Ray-bans for the outfielders.
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The money should go for sports.
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All our teams are in need.
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Money for sports.
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Money for sports!
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Money for sports!
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Money for sports!
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Girls. Girls.
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Thanks for your support,
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but we're not talking
about the same thing.
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Yeah, we're talking
about guys' teams.
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You know, the real sports
of the school.
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Wait. Are you saying that
girls' sports don't count?
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- No, no.
- No. No.
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Girls' sports count,
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just not enough to get money.
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Wait. That's not fair.
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Boys' sports
get everything already.
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Tickets from our games
bring in the money
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that pays for your
dumb sports like softball.
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We like softball, jocko.
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Yeah, where do you get off?
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Hey hey hey hey!
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All right, everyone,
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this seems to be the only way
to decide who gets the money--
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the battle of the sexes
is about to begin.
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The team winning two out of
three events receives $10,000
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which will be awarded
at Friday's dance.
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Is everyone ready?
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[all]
Yeah!
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The boys' team is ready, sir.
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So's the girls' team, sir.
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These are clues to
your first puzzle pieces.
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The team that collects
all puzzle pieces,
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places them on these boards...
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and solves
the puzzle correctly, wins.
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Captains...
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ready your teams.
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[tweet]
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Go, go.
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"To reveal location
of your puzzle pieces,
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ask someone named Sam
for the correct combination."
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My uncle's name is Sam.
He'll help us.
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Screech, your name is Sam.
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Oh, my gosh.
You're right.
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Um... combination.
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The puzzle piece
must be in his locker.
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Come on. Yeah.
That's right.
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"Here's where you
might go first,
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if your puzzle
had a thirst."
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Water fountain.
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Come on!
We're losing ground!
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What is the combination?
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It's so hard to think
under all this pressure.
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Wait a minute!
I've got it!
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10... 22... 42.
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Hey, that's Gilligan's birthday.
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"Now that you've found
puzzle piece number one,
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you'll find the next piece in the
room with flowers and fake sun."
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Fake sun?
Oh, I know.
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It's the tanning booth, right?
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Ginger, this is school.
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We don't have a tanning booth.
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It's the school's greenhouse.
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1... 14... 92,
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Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
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Stand back, Screech.
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I've got the master combination.
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It works every time.
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"Beware, sons of Bayside,
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"keep this quiet
from the daughters,
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'cause clue number two
could find you in deep waters."
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Deep waters?
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It's got to be the pool.
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This is a light switch.
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The light switch is on.
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No, it's off--on!
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On--on oar...
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Honor.
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Honor.
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OK, let me see.
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Honor...
Honor the chicken?
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Honor chicken's leg.
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Wait. Honor thigh...
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Honor thy.
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Honor thy neighbor's
bucket of chicken.
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Stop that.
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Uh, bug, buzz, uh, bee?
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Bee! Bee "t..."
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Owl? What is that
ugly bird trying to say?
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Who!
Owls say who!
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OK, bee "t" who.
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Be true!
Be true to--
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Oh, I know it!
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Be true to your little
house on the prairie.
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I love that show.
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Ginger, no.
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We need to get this.
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Honor thy prince...
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Pail. Pail.
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Mr. Belding, does this say
honor thy principal?
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Correct.
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On oar thigh prince "a" pail.
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Honor thy principal.
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The boys win event number one.
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♪ We bad ♪
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♪ We bad ♪
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♪ We, we, we bad ♪
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Excuse us, ladies, the
victory train is pulling in.
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One more win, and
this ride is over.
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Choo-choo!
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Oh, yeah? Well, your train's
about to jump its tracks
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right, girls?
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All right, all right,
settle, people.
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Under each sheet
is a disassembled car part.
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Eh eh eh eh.
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The first team
to assemble theirs
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in working order wins.
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Teams, man the tables.
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OK, your name is
all over this, buddy.
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Those girls couldn't
even pump their own gas.
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Tori, you can do it.
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You've got to do it 'cause I'm not
touching whatever's under that sheet.
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It's ok. I've worked on my
motorcycle plenty of times.
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Here. You don't want
to break a nail.
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[tweet]
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Ooh. Gross.
It's all greasy.
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Aw, shucks.
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A disassembled carburetor.
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Whatever will I do?
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[snap]
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You can do it.
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A couple more bolts,
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and this competition
is over, boys.
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Ratchet, please.
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Done.
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Done?
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Done?
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Done?
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Perfect reassembly.
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The girls win.
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The competition is tied
at one win apiece.
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♪ We bad ♪
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♪ We bad ♪
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♪ We, we,
we bad ♪
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Choo-choo!
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Do you realize what this means?
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You'll be the laughingstock
of the school for years to come.
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No, you dork, we
could lose the money.
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Relax, Slater.
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My sources inform me
the next event is a bake-off.
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A bake-off?
We're dead.
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Not yet.
I've got an idea.
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Everything you'll need to make
a pineapple upside-down cake
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is on your tables,
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so pick your chef and
let's see what's cooking.
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[laughing]
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Lisa, I thought you said
you couldn't cook.
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I never said I couldn't.
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I just said I wouldn't.
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[tweet]
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OK, Ox, one more.
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[overlapping conversations]
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[ding]
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Hey, Zack, what's going on, man?
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The girls are going to win.
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00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,243
Don't worry.
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00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,012
Screech and I replaced
their oven knob with a phony.
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They're about to get burned.
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Ha ha ha!
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[coughing]
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See?
262
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,593
[timer dings]
263
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,696
Ta-da!
264
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,931
Ohh.
265
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,007
- Ahh.
- Hey.
266
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,613
Good?
Huh? Huh?
267
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,682
Ahh. Ahh. Ahh.
268
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:23,136
Well, ahem, judging by
moistness and... and color,
269
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,838
I would have to say
that the boys' team wins.
270
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,440
They get the $10,000.
271
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,309
Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!
272
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,679
♪ We bad ♪
273
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:33,746
♪ We know it ♪
274
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,714
♪ We bad ♪
275
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,015
♪ We show it ♪
276
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,958
I still don't know
what went wrong?
277
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,859
Oh, you burned it.
278
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,130
I don't mean that, Ginger.
279
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,100
I mean, I followed
that recipe to a "T."
280
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,136
Sorry, guys.
281
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,005
Hey, it's OK, Lisa.
282
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,406
Just let it go.
283
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,508
Yeah, and take that with you.
284
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,377
[whistling]
285
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,513
So how are
the baking babes doing?
286
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,015
Let me at him!
287
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,587
Screech, is this an oven knob?
288
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,589
Not just any oven knob.
289
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,057
Your oven knob.
290
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,726
Why do you have it?
291
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,928
Because if I left it
on the oven,
292
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,396
everything cooked on it
would burn...
293
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,964
Like that cake.
294
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,267
Oops.
295
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,303
Got to jet. Bye.
296
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,574
Get burned?
297
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,442
Screech!
298
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,944
Lisa.
299
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,079
So that's what happened.
300
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,082
They switched the knobs.
301
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,719
Those cheaters.
302
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,154
Let's tell Mr. Belding.
303
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,923
Uh-uh. Revenge is sweeter.
304
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,492
Listen up, girls.
305
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,868
How did the meeting
with Belding go?
306
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,369
Great. We devised
a budget
307
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,239
so every guys' sport gets
some of the $10,000.
308
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,574
How much for miniature golf?
309
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,076
5 big ones.
310
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,178
$5,000?
311
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,514
No. 5 big ones.
312
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,982
5 bucks.
313
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,519
Excuse me, boys.
314
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,155
My date for tonight
just walked in.
315
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,290
Ahem.
316
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,327
Kelsey, what do you say
317
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,562
we catch a move at
the cineplex tonight?
318
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,764
I say no way.
319
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,802
Huh.
320
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,542
So, hot date tonight, Slater?
321
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,044
No. She turned me down.
322
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,579
That's weird.
323
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,015
Kelsey never turns me down.
324
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,783
Hey, Pete, Ox,
325
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,685
about our double date
this weekend...
326
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,520
We don't have one.
327
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,922
Sss.
Sss.
328
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,593
Something strange
is going on here.
329
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,263
Yeah. I've been slapped in
the face three times today.
330
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,332
That's way below my average.
331
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,034
No. Three?
332
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,902
What's this mean, Zack?
333
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,538
It means you guys have had
some bad luck with the ladies,
334
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,607
and you're overreacting.
335
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:16,776
Ah.
336
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,811
Watch.
337
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,214
I'll show you guys
it's all in your heads.
338
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,183
Tori, about the dance --
339
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,785
what time should I pick you up?
340
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,420
A quarter to never.
341
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,655
I don't go out with cheaters.
342
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:31,824
What do you mean?
343
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,794
You guys cheated to win
the cooking competition.
344
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,896
We saw Screech's fake oven knob.
345
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:39,765
Don't worry, Zack.
They can't prove a thing.
346
00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:41,108
I've eaten the evidence.
347
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,568
[belch]
348
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,639
There must be a little
misunderstanding.
349
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,007
This alleged knob...
350
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,710
Don't give me that
"alleged" talk.
351
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,747
You're only way out is by
telling Belding the truth.
352
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,750
And lose the money?
No way.
353
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,752
Fine, but until you confess,
354
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,355
no girl in this school
will date any guy.
355
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,324
That should make for some
interesting matches at the dance.
356
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,062
Big deal.
357
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,564
Who needs them?
358
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,974
Did you see what
Kelsey is wearing?
359
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,043
Oh, she looks good.
360
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,079
They're not fighting fair.
361
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,881
My body is rebelling.
362
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,017
All right, hang on, guys.
363
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,153
This is a test of wills.
364
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,088
Those girls want to be with us
365
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,524
just as much as we want
to be with them.
366
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,963
No, Zack.
367
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,199
I think I want to
be with them more.
368
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:56,676
OK, guys here, girls there...
369
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,311
What's going on?
370
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,414
The girls won't talk
to us because we chea--
371
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,982
Because we're cheap.
372
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,116
Cheap?
373
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,518
We're cheap.
Very stingy.
374
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,453
You have to learn, boys,
375
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,088
nobody likes a tightwad.
376
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,389
That's right.
377
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,196
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
378
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,165
Just a few more minutes.
379
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,399
I'm telling you,
380
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,835
these girls are about to topple.
381
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,838
We want to be there
to soften their fall.
382
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:30,476
- Hmm!
- Hmm!
383
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,777
Bye.
384
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,716
Ooh, excuse me.
385
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:38,918
Hold on a minute.
386
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,386
I'll go over there,
387
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,488
try opening the lines
of communication first.
388
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,829
Lisa, Tori, we've got to talk.
389
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,631
Can't you and Slater figure out
390
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,000
who's supposed to lead
during the slow dances?
391
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,701
You're very funny.
392
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,971
Look, you two are wrecking
one of the last dances.
393
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,140
You know,
394
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,210
we'll never have these
high-school carefree days again.
395
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,745
Hey, don't blame us.
396
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,046
You guys started it.
397
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,682
Tell Belding the truth,
and this whole thing is over.
398
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,618
No, no. Then guys' sports
won't get a dime,
399
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,655
and a lot of large, scary
athletes will be looking for me.
400
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,557
That's too bad.
401
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,993
I was so hoping for a
good time at this dance.
402
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,462
Ta-ta for now.
403
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,133
OK.
404
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,903
Guys, plan "A"
did not do so well.
405
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,238
It's on to plan "B."
406
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,539
What's plan "B"?
407
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,741
Unconditional surrender.
408
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,378
At this time,
409
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,581
I'd like to ask Zack Morris
to come up here
410
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,650
for the inheritance-check
presentation.
411
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,352
Go ahead, do it.
412
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,988
Uh, Mr. Belding, before
you present the check,
413
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,723
there's something
I'd like to say.
414
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,725
The microphone is yours.
415
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,695
I really didn't want
to have a microphone.
416
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,863
Since when have you been shy?
417
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,232
The whole school's listening.
418
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,835
Yeah, Zack.
We're listening.
419
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,572
Uh, fellow students...
420
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,841
Mr. Belding,
421
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,278
as representative
of the boys' team,
422
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,848
I regretfully state we cannot
accept the inheritance check.
423
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,953
Why not?
424
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,655
Well, you see,
425
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,691
we rigged Lisa's oven
before the cooking event.
426
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,226
The boys' team cheated.
427
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,495
That's right.
He did.
428
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,064
Sir, we're really sorry.
429
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,467
The girls deserve the money.
430
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,836
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
431
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,506
I guess there's only
one thing to do.
432
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,009
Tori, would you come up here
433
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,910
for the inheritance-check
presentation?
434
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,746
We can't accept that check.
435
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,781
We don't know who would've won.
436
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,750
The girls want one more event --
437
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,219
winner takes all.
438
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,858
It's sure been one crazy week.
439
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,861
Tori, since you're captain
of the girls' team,
440
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,596
you pick the event.
441
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,431
OK...
442
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,166
We limbo!
443
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,203
[jamaican steel drums play]
444
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,673
Come on, Slater, here we go.
445
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,641
Here we go.
446
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,156
♪ Zack, be nimble ♪
447
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,457
♪ Lisa, be quick ♪
448
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,926
♪ Just get under
that limbo stick ♪
449
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,299
♪ Don't hit your head ♪
450
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,701
♪ Don't hit your buns ♪
451
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,103
♪ Just get down
and have some fun ♪
452
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,676
♪ Bend those knees now ♪
453
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:51,844
♪ Arch that back ♪
454
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,146
♪ Last one standing
has the knack ♪
455
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,184
Come on, Tori!
456
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:11,297
The girls win,
457
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,800
and here's your check
for $10,000, Tori.
458
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,769
[all]
Yay!
459
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,804
1..2..3!
460
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,072
♪ We bad ♪
461
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,140
♪ We knew it ♪
462
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,309
♪ You cheated,
you blew it ♪
463
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,380
Have you thought about
how you're going to spend it?
464
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,082
Even though we won,
465
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,551
we'll share this with the guys.
466
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,186
Oh, really?
467
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,655
The miniature-golf team
gets $50.
468
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,457
Great.
469
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:41,293
Um, Tori, can you
raise it to $57?
470
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,529
We need to fix the windmill.
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