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This program me contains strong
language, discussions of suicide
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and scenes that some viewers
may find upsetting
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This is a restaurant like no other.
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Tell me, why on earth
are you single?
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I just attract absolute arseholes.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yeah, I'm sorry too.
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Hello, Fred.
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These hopeful singletons...
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Hi!
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...are about to take a bold step...
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Are you ready?
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Yeah. I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready.
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...into the unknown.
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Questions you ask on a date.
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For some...
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Shit. She's so pretty.
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...romance is on the horizon.
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Oh, that was quite nice, wasn't it?
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But the path to love is...
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Shit!
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...unpredictable.
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I own a dungeon.
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And Cupid's arrow
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can sometimes miss its mark.
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Oh, my God.
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Wahey!
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That was weird.
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I've been with my current
partner for a year.
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You clearly did not listen. I know.
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You're a typical woman.
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SHE GASPS
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His mum is also on a date.
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Bit soon to meet the parents.
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Hi!
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We make it happen, baby.
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Ooh, there was a kiss.
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I make it all happen.
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One meal...
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I don't want this to end.
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Hi. Hi.
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...one big question.
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Would you like to see
each other again?
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How many have you had?
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I think I might need to drink
a bit more
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if I'm going to have dinner
with you.
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This is the new First Dates
restaurant.
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We're back.
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The First Dates restaurant
has been open for ten years.
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Cheers.
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I can't believe it's been ten years.
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We have seen so many people
fall in love.
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In Italy, it's no birthday
without a cake. Aw!
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So happy birthday.
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When we started, I was barely 18.
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Can you imagine?
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You and me both, mate.
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Now we're in Bath.
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Beautiful city, full of history.
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Romantic.
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So let's make love happen.
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The biggest lessons I've learned
over the years is that
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one thing unites us all -
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our desire to love and to be loved.
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# I could be your fantasy
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# I could tell you got
big dick energy
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# It ain't too many of 'em
that can handle me... #
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Oh, my gosh, she looks amazing.
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# Make em sing to this thing... #
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How are you? I'm good.
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# It ain't too many of 'em
that can handle me... #
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# I could be your fantasy
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# Tell me how you want it... #
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What's your name, please?
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Mercedes.
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Mercedes, what are you doing here?
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Well... You can't find a man?
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No, I can't fucking find a man.
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MUSIC STOPS
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I'd date her.
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So, are you ready for your date?
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Yeah.
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I'm not gonna ask you if you're
confident, because you look
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very confident to me.
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What would you say the biggest
misconception about you is?
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Um, that I'm a dumb blonde.
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What would you like?
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Um, apple juice if you have any.
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How does that make you feel?
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It's all right. I don't really care.
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I know what I'm worth.
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That's all that matters.
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Well, I guess it matters because
I can't find a boyfriend but yeah.
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So how long have you been single?
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Mm... A long, long time.
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Oh. What do you think is
holding you back?
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I can't read people very well.
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Ah.
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I've been with absolutely terrible
people because I won't see those,
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like, glaringly obvious red flags.
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I've got Asperger's.
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Ah, right.
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So, yeah, when it comes
to social skills... Yes.
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I just miss so many of these,
like, social cues.
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But normal people just get it
and they just have these
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normal-arse relationships.
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And there's me like, "Why
can't I just, like, be normal?”
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Savage. No, it's all right.
I don't want to be normal.
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Normal's boring.
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How are you?
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OK. Thank you.
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You're looking good.
You've been on holiday?
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Yes, I've just got back.
Got back on Monday.
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Where were you?
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I was in Benidorm.
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Oh, nice. My favourite.
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Come with me. Thank you.
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This is 54 year old Georgina.
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I do not have the patience for this.
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There you are. Thank you.
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Take a seat. Thank you.
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I'm here today to find the man of
my dreams, because I'm not doing
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a very good job at finding
him myself.
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There you are.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Are you looking for something
specific with your date today?
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I'd like someone that makes me
laugh, that enjoys going out,
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that is a friend and that
little bit extra.
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It's not much to ask, is it?
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It's not, is it? I'm not
asking for a lot.
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No.
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Armed with his favourite party shirt
is Georgina's date,
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56-year-old part-time D) Steve.
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# Let's move tonight... #
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Why do you think you're single?
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Well, nobody goes out
anymore, do they?
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Back in the '80s, Friday and
Saturday nights, you'd go to a pub,
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you have a few beers,
look across the room,
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catch somebody's eye.
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Hi, my name's Steve. What's yours?
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How you doing? Hi, Fred.
How are you?
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Nice to meet you. You're
looking forward to this?
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Er, yeah, a little bit.
You look like you are.
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I mean, where does this shirt
come from?
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My daughter chose it for me
yesterday.
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Oh, did she? Yes.
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This morning I went to have
my nose and ears waxed.
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Come with me. Thank you.
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I really want to make a good
impression.
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Hello. There you are. Hello.
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Hi. How are you?
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All right thank you, are you?
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I'm Steve. Georgina.
Good to meet you.
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Hi, Georgina.
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Looking lovely. Thank you.
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What's missing from my life
is a partner.
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I just want to enjoy some life
whilst I've still got
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some life in me.
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I'll have a vodka Diet Coke, please.
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Lovely. Straight away.
Thank you very much.
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So, Georgina, how are you?
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I'm all right thank you. I need
to say your name three times.
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Georgina. Georgina. Georgina.
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I've forgot yours.
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Steve.
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Steve.
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You're looking lovely.
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Oh, thank you. Bless you.
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Looks like you've been away as well.
Have you been away?
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I have, yeah. Have you?
Thank you. Pleasure.
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I've just got back from Benidorm.
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Do you like Benidorm? So have I!
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You haven't!
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I have about three weeks ago.
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So you like Benidorm?
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Love Benidorm.
That's a pretty good start.
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Isn't it?
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It is.
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Cheers.
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Good date.
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What kind of guys do you attract?
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I attract bad guys.
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Typically, most of my exes have
been in good shape, muscly.
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You're looking good today.
What's your name?
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Jamie. Jamie.
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Oh, my gosh, young man.
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Yes, I can tell instantly
if I fancy someone.
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Oh, he looks fit.
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You can look at someone and
think, "Oh, they look good,”
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but I need personality.
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You tricked me.
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Maybe next one.
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Hi.
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Mercedes' dinner date for this
evening is 26-year-old gamer Greg.
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# Good lover... #
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So I'm interested in video games.
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I play with, uh, my group of nerdy
mates, but, um, it is good fun.
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It's the only place that you can say
a monk punched a space mouse
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in my pocket, for example.
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# And when I see his face, I feel
like I could win the race... #
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The bit that everyone loves in video
games, it's a nice little escape.
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Doesn't feel as hurtful when, like,
Luigi overtakes me on lap three
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as...as being ghosted.
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# I wouldn't send him back
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# He won me game, set, and match. #
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How are you?
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I'm well.
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What's your name, please?
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My name's Greg.
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Some girls say like, oh yeah,
you're cute or adorable
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was the latest girl that ghosted me.
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You feeling good?
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Excited. Obviously a bit nervous.
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There's a lot of women that
I find attractive.
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Like, we could be talking about
Margot Robbie, but I'm usually
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interested in people that aren't
particularly interested in me.
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You ready?
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As I'll ever be. Come with me.
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OK. Thank you.
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There you are.
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you. Good to meet you.
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What's your name?
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My name's Greg. What's yours?
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Greg. Mercedes.
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Mercedes. Like the car.
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What would you like?
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Um, I actually have no idea.
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What you having?
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Juice.
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How about I have the same to
start with.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, God.
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So...
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So, when was your last date?
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Oh, February the 13th.
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Wow. That's very specific.
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So just before Valentine's Day.
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Ended up a shit show, though,
because that's why I'm here.
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So, yeah.
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When was your last date?
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Yeah. So a couple months back.
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It was OK, like, she was a
Yeah. So a couple months back.
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It was OK, like, she was a
mental health worker. Oh, right.
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So, you know, she...she...she was
all right with my difficulties.
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No. I'm kidding.
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What did you mean about
difficulties?
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Oh, well, I was just, like, joking,
but, um, I do have depression,
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but who doesn't?
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Um, it is treated.
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I do go to counselling.
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That's all right. I'm on
Sertraline, so chill.
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I used to be on Sertraline.
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And I'm autistic, but that's not
to do with the Sertraline.
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No, of course not. No.
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So when were you diagnosed?
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This is like speaking
with your doctor.
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Could I have the cheeseburger,
please?
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Cheeseburger. I'm gonna go
for the chicken kebab.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you as well.
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Thank you, thank you. Cheers.
263
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,055
What was your highlight of Benidorm?
264
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One night, we dressed up
as senoritas.
265
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,655
We went to see Tom Jones.
266
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,775
Benidorm Tom, is it?
267
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,455
Benidorm Tom, he's amazing. Yeah.
268
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So where do you go?
269
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I did quite a few times
in the Zodiac Bar,
270
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,935
been hypnotised in there once.
271
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,495
Oh, have you? Yeah.
272
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,815
Yeah, Cafe Benidorm you've
always got to go and do.
273
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,735
On the way home.
274
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,495
Have you been in Jail Rock?
275
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,455
Yeah, I like it in there. That's
good. That's my favourite. Yeah.
276
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,495
Is that where you saw,
um, Benidorm Tom?
277
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,815
No, he was in Sinatras.
Was he? Right.
278
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,015
Do you go a lot then?
279
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,455
Er, maybe once a year.
280
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,975
But I'm maybe getting a little bit
sick of going with my mates.
281
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,055
Oh, yeah.
282
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,455
Nice to go with somebody
else to enjoy it with.
283
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,855
Menu for you. Thank you.
284
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,175
And for you. Enjoy your date, guys.
Have fun.
285
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,815
Thank you.
286
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,055
Oh!
287
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,215
She looks classically, like,
gorgeous.
288
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,215
He looks like someone... More the
nerdy vibes. More a nerdy vibe.
289
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,695
Works with me.
290
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,775
Where did you go to uni?
291
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,095
So I didn't actually go to uni.
292
00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,015
I did open university.
293
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,775
Psychology. What about you?
294
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,575
I did psychology for my undergrad
and then I did neuroscience
295
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,735
for my master's.
296
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,775
Wow. Very impressive.
297
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,375
So brains and beauty.
298
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,215
Sorry. Oh... That was so cheesy.
So cheesy.
299
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,455
Oh! No, it's all right. Ignore that.
300
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,495
What do you do for a job?
301
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,935
So, I work at a building
society in a branch.
302
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,495
What the fuck is that?
303
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,815
So it's like a bank.
304
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,055
Oh! Yeah. Is that not boring?
305
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,735
I struggle with a lot of
social things,
306
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,135
whether it's like social nuances
or knowing what's appropriate.
307
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,415
I wonder where the toilet is,
I'm bursting for a piss.
308
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,135
It just takes me a lot longer
to process.
309
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,695
When was the last time you had sex?
310
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,575
That's a bit much on a first date.
311
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,455
I'm feeling that there is
a connection.
312
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,895
Yeah. We like the same holidays.
313
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,055
Oh, where?
314
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,175
Benidorm.
315
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,615
Oh! Espana. I love Benidorm.
316
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,975
Do party?
317
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,495
Oh, yeah. We like to go out.
318
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,975
Yeah, we like to. Yes? Yes.
319
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,775
Are you a party person?
320
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:21,975
No, I don't even, like, stay awake
past 10 pm every day.
321
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,255
That's cool you've got a bedtime.
322
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,415
So I have a party trick.
323
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,775
Yeah? Oh, have you?
324
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,335
Are you ready? Yeah.
325
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,295
That's very good.
326
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,335
What did he do?
327
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,655
He's just done a forward roll.
328
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,655
Oh, really?
329
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,855
Thank you. Thank you.
330
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,335
You're welcome. Enjoy.
331
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,655
Thank you. I will enjoy, yes,
thank you very much.
332
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,135
Have you tried Internet dating?
333
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,695
Yeah.
334
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,015
I've not seen you on it.
335
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,455
Is that because you're not
on it or...?
336
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,615
Not really, no.
337
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,455
I was married for 25 years.
338
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,735
Two lovely daughters.
339
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,775
OK.
340
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,815
What about you?
341
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,055
I have been married twice.
342
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,095
Have you?
343
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,055
Yeah, the first time I was only 21.
344
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,455
And I think it was just a bit young
and too...too soon. OK.
345
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,775
So that only lasted a couple
of years.
346
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,935
I got married again.
347
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,495
I was with him for about 15 years,
and we had two beautiful
348
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,495
little girls, Bobby and Danny.
349
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,095
They were perfectly healthy up
until being three years old.
350
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,335
And then Bobby got a disease
called Batten's disease.
351
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,095
Oh, right. OK. You ever heard
of Batten's disease?
352
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,255
No, I've not heard of that.
353
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,055
She used to love jigsaws.
354
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,055
She could sit and do a
40 piece jigsaw,
355
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,375
she'd just sit and do it.
356
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,255
And she wasn't getting
the pieces in.
357
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,815
So we knew that something
wasn't quite right.
358
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,415
So it's a genetic brain disorder.
359
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:54,095
And it's... Simple explanation is
that the matter that's in the brain
360
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,495
builds up and the gene that
clears it, she hadn't got.
361
00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,535
So the brain just builds up
with this...this waste matter.
362
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,815
Oh, George, that's really sad.
I know.
363
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:09,255
Eventually they lose their sight,
they lose the speech.
364
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,575
I don't know what to say.
I know, I know.
365
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,855
That's, er... Yeah.
366
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,375
So we got her home.
367
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,095
And we watched Barney on the telly
because she loved Barney.
368
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,615
And then she slowly passed
away at home.
369
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,335
How do you come to terms with that?
How do you...?
370
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,495
What choice do you have?
371
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,975
Well, you don't really, do you?
372
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,055
No.
373
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,575
Basically I didn't want to be here
when they told me about Bobby,
374
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,815
but I'd still got Danny.
375
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,575
And then it wasn't long, just
before her third birthday,
376
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,135
and she had a seizure.
377
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:53,215
I just knew from that point that
Danny had got it as well.
378
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,495
Oh. So I lost them both when they
were both eight years old.
379
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,655
They were just such beautiful
little girls.
380
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,255
They absolutely meant
everything to me.
381
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,735
They were just my world.
382
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:17,095
That's the reason me and my husband
split up because we were basically
383
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,415
focusing on them and looking
after them, and we sort
384
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,855
of just grew apart.
385
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,655
I had a good six months on my own,
and then I thought,
386
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,375
"Right, well, we'll date again.”
387
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:30,535
So I met somebody else and loved him
to bits, absolutely adored him.
388
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,935
And I was with him for four
and a half years and
389
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,455
he took his own life.
390
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,335
Oh, no!
391
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,295
You didn't find him, did you, or...?
392
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,295
Did you?
393
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,415
That must have been
really hard for you.
394
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,255
That's really sad.
395
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,095
And I have lost my best friend
to suicide just recently.
396
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,295
Oh, have you?
397
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,895
Yeah. And I loved him to bits.
398
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,975
Yeah.
399
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,855
Well, you probably have questions
you want answering,
400
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,415
and you can't have an answer,
can you?
401
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,015
That's how I am as well. Yeah.
402
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:07,655
with what I've been through,
| just think life is too short.
403
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,935
I just want my life to be happy now.
404
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,895
I don't want any more complications.
405
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,335
So did you...did you...do
counselling?
406
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,055
I did about three sessions.
407
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,095
I didn't rate it, really.
408
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,495
Did you not?
409
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,255
I tried marriage guidance.
410
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,255
Oh, did you?
411
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,015
That obviously didn't work.
412
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,655
What do you do with your
mates for fun?
413
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:40,175
Sometimes I will be playing Dungeons
and Dragons with my friends.
414
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,535
It is a lot of fun.
415
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,895
Do you think you'd make
a good boyfriend?
416
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,055
Um, no, I think...
417
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,055
I think I'm all right.
418
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,375
I think I think people could do
a lot worse.
419
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,335
So why did you have, like,
depression and shit?
420
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,495
I don't know, I think loneliness
contributes to it.
421
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,695
Aw.
422
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,615
What did you not have many
friends or something?
423
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:09,695
No, I mean, I do have, like, a tight
circle, you know, I don't know,
424
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,615
it doesn't feel like I've got to
where I want to be in life just yet.
425
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,855
Yeah.
426
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,655
There's definitely times where
I compare myself to my friends.
427
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,415
I've got some friends who are
getting married.
428
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,975
It feels like there's something
wrong with me sometimes.
429
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,735
I don't know, I just... A lot of the
time, I don't always feel
430
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,535
the best about myself.
431
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,575
How many long-term relationships
have you had in the past?
432
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,775
None.
433
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,975
None?
434
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,335
Like, the kinds of people
that I've fallen for just
435
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,775
weren't interested in me
for the most part.
436
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,655
I find it hard to put myself
out there, like,
437
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,575
I want to be a genuine version
of myself, but I also
438
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,255
don't want to put someone
off immediately either.
439
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,775
It's like the way I view it is some
people, they can grow together
440
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,175
for their whole lives.
441
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,855
So you just got to find that person
that you can grow together with.
442
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,175
That's how I always think
of it, like plants.
443
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,815
Can you pinch me, please? Hi.
444
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,015
I've been watching you for
SO many years.
445
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,335
Don't look, don't look now. Why?
446
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,095
The woman behind you... Yeah?
..Is from Real Housewives.
447
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,495
You know, Real Housewives
of Cheshire.
448
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,575
No, what's this?
449
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,655
It's fantastic.
450
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,815
Are you ready for your date?
451
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,455
Let's go. Come with me.
452
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,895
Oh, look at her.
453
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,855
Oh-ho! Wow. I know, literally.
454
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,975
There you are.
455
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,575
Do you know who she is?
456
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,095
She's a celebrity.
457
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,135
Is she?
458
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,175
who is she?
459
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,495
The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
460
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,335
I didn't even know that was
a program me.
461
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,215
Right, we're tucking into this lot.
Are we?
462
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,015
We'll put that in the middle, look.
What's that?
463
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,375
Chocolate. Chocolate.
464
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,815
Strawberries and marshmallows.
465
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,415
That's Biscoff.
466
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,855
Easy for you to say.
467
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,135
That is good.
468
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,415
That was fun.
469
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,855
That was really good.
470
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,895
Proper enjoyed it.
471
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,975
Open wide.
472
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,095
Ready.
473
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,055
Was there a bit of spark there,
do you think?
474
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,855
I think so, she...she made
something sparkle in me.
475
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,895
All right?
476
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,735
That was great.
477
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,095
Enjoyed it.
478
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,575
He was so funny and we had
so much in common,
479
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,495
especially Benidorm.
480
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,495
Cheers.
481
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,495
Hi.
482
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,535
Hello.
483
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,735
How are you?
484
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,495
All right, you?
Good to see you again.
485
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,015
I drop the bill, too. Thank you.
Thank you. I'll have that.
486
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,095
Would you like to see
each other again?
487
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,255
Who goes first here?
488
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,575
Do I go first or do you want
to go first?
489
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,575
Don't mind. Shall I go first?
490
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,975
I don't mind, it's up to you.
491
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,295
I'm quite happy to go first
if you want me to.
492
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,975
I'll go first. You go first, then.
493
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,335
I'd like... I would, but I don't
think there's an attraction,
494
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,375
a physical attraction. Right, OK.
495
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,335
But I think you're a fabulous
bloke and I'd love...
496
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,095
That's nice of you to say.
I think we...
497
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,095
I think we would have a fabulous
night out together.
498
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,975
I think we would actually.
I think we would
499
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,295
cos we've got a lot in common.
OK, yeah. Yeah?
500
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,295
Shall we go halves?
501
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,615
No.
502
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,975
Thank you very much.
503
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,135
Aw, thank you. Thank you.
504
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,415
No-one's ever paid for me before.
505
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,255
Have they not? No.
506
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,695
Give over! They haven't.
507
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,455
I thought there was maybe a
little bit of a spark for me, but,
508
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,415
you know, if there isn't for you,
that's fair enough.
509
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,135
Thanks very much. Thank you.
510
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,255
Have a lovely afternoon.
511
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,735
Lovely to meet you. You too.
512
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,215
Take care. Nice to meet you.
Thank you, Fred. Thanks very much.
513
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,495
I just can't imagine what you've
been through and be such
514
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,735
a lovely lady.
515
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,975
Aw. And you was.
516
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,295
And, you know, a really nice smile,
a lovely twinkle in your eye.
517
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,375
So, well on you.
Not glazed over now?
518
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,175
Well, look, well on you.
Good on you, darling,
519
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,455
you know, proper lovely.
520
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,215
Thank you. Oh, this is nice.
521
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,615
It is. Isn'tit?
522
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,615
You know, if you ever want to talk.
And you.
523
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,455
Yeah, well, look... For your
experience.
524
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,135
Yes. I've been there and can maybe
help you through a bit.
525
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,255
Thank you.
526
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,575
I've had a lovely time.
Me too. Thank you.
527
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,815
Good to see you.
528
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,935
Bye.
529
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,295
Coffee?
530
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,695
Yes, Merlin.
531
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,495
Oh, it's so pretty in here.
532
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,535
It's lovely, isn't it?
533
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,015
What a pretty restaurant.
534
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:38,335
Cheshire Housewife Lauren is ready to
share the spotlight with someone
535
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,895
who could bring a little
excitement into her life.
536
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,135
Everywhere I go, people do know me.
537
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,735
I mean, just now on the train,
three people said, "Oh, Lauren!"
538
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,095
I've got used to it.
539
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,095
It's my normal way of life.
540
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,175
It's a... Look, it's a fly on
the wall on our lives.
541
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,775
So you follow us around,
marriages or break-ups.
542
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:04,175
I think people think I'm this
wild, crazy girl.
543
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,775
I don't need to be in the best
restaurant, on the best
544
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,135
beaches, I quite... I'm
quite hippy-ish really.
545
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,415
Although I do like to fly
first class.
546
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,775
So I started off married and
unfortunately
547
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,375
got divorced on the show.
548
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,855
Oh, I'm sorry. OK.
549
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,175
So come on, you've come to us now.
Yeah.
550
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,375
What's your normal type?
551
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,935
Well, the problem I've been having
is I go for guys too young.
552
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,255
How young is too young? What, like,
a couple of years younger?
553
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,695
Like, decades younger.
554
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,295
The last four boyfriends have been
20 years younger than me,
555
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,295
which has been interesting,
really fun, very sexy.
556
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,655
But I think it's time for me to
grow up and meet my soulmate.
557
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,135
It's time to change.
558
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,055
I can't marry someone
20 years younger.
559
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,335
There's only so much work
I can do to my face.
560
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:58,095
I need quite a sensible,
sophisticated man.
561
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,455
I think I see myself with an
entrepreneurial kind of man.
562
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,935
Hi.
563
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:11,615
Proving that money can't buy you love
is self-made business owner Chiles.
564
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,215
How rich are you, then?
565
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,735
Um, I'm not rich enough.
566
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,815
How are you?
567
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,095
Very good, Fred, how are you?
568
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,015
Yeah, good thank you very much.
Good to meet you.
569
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,095
What's your name, please?
570
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,455
Chiles. Chiles, tell me, what do
you do for a living?
571
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,055
I'm an entrepreneur, mainly around
construction and exporting.
572
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,935
What about women, then?
What's happening there?
573
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,495
Yeah, so I've probably been focusing
far too much on work, yeah.
574
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,015
I'm attracted to the girls
that emanate trouble,
575
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,335
that are probably hard work.
576
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,575
I kind of like to go, "Ah, OK.
This is a bit of a challenge."
577
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,855
Are you ready to meet her?
578
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,895
Absolutely.
579
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,055
Let's go. Great.
580
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,535
Here we go. Hello. Hi.
581
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,375
Hi, Chiles. Pleased to meet you.
582
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,535
Lauren.
583
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,815
Lauren.
584
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,255
Have you been here a while?
585
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,415
Yeah.
586
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,815
I can tell.
587
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,175
They're not both yours, are they?
588
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,775
Can I get you a drink?
589
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,095
Ah, do you know how to do
a pisco sour?
590
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,535
No problem. Amazing.
591
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,975
You look absolutely stunning.
592
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,255
Oh, thank you.
593
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,495
And where are you from?
594
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,255
I grew up in Cheshire.
595
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,615
Nice. Lovely, lovely.
I'm from Manchester.
596
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,895
So, what do you do? What do
you do? What's your...?
597
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,255
I think you know what I do.
598
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,535
No, I have no idea.
Have you no clue?
599
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,535
No idea. Have you no clue?
600
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,415
Why? Why would I have guessed?
601
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,815
There's a story there, right?
602
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,575
I'm gonna just slide that in there.
Thank you. Oh, that's perfect.
603
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,975
Burger and chips for you. Thank you.
604
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,815
And a steak. Medium rare.
605
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,935
Oh, my God. Thank you.
606
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,175
You are so welcome.
607
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:49,815
Pornstar Martini is now the most
popular cocktail in the country.
608
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,095
Why is it called a porn star martini?
609
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,575
Really, really, really simple.
610
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,575
Sex sells.
611
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,815
Would you ever do porn?
612
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,815
Sorry?
613
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,735
I mean... Well, I've got
you thinking.
614
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,695
Depends how big your dick
is, though, so.
615
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,615
Yeah, that is true.
616
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,055
Nah, it's all right. There's, like,
small penis stuff out there, so...
617
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,375
You'd be surprised the amount of
people that want
618
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,815
their small penis humiliated.
619
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,415
What do you do for work?
620
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,015
So when I finished uni, it was,
like, it's hard to get a job.
621
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,775
Yeah. I got a first in everything
and then you step into the real
622
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,215
world and it's like, what?
Like, you can't get a job.
623
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:36,215
So I was like, maybe I should
just try something to kind of earn
624
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,935
a little bit of money on the side.
625
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,855
I do OnlyFans.
626
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,095
Oh, how gorgeous you are.
627
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,895
Thank you. She is, isn't she?
Absolutely stunning.
628
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,295
Oh, yeah.
629
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,935
What do you reckon, a bottle
of Prosecco?
630
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,735
Bottle of Prosecco? I don't
drink Prosecco. Don't you?
631
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,935
Champagne?
632
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,255
Mm. OK. I'll have a bottle
of champagne, please.
633
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,655
Thank you.
634
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,615
I'm very intrigued by what you do.
635
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,575
You're very secretive about it.
636
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,095
Stripper.
637
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,135
Are you really?
638
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,655
Are you...are you serious?
639
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,615
Are you?
640
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,055
I'm obviously not a stripper.
641
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,855
How many have you had?
642
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,375
How many have I had? One.
643
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,575
Clearly too many.
644
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,135
OK.
645
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,335
I believe you.
646
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,055
I think I might need to drink
a bit more if I'm going to
647
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,135
have dinner with you.
648
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,055
I work in television on The Real
Housewives of Cheshire,
649
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,375
which is highly publicised in
Manchester, so I would assume
650
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,495
you would have known.
651
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,815
Ah, OK. I don't watch...
Which might sound a little bit...
652
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,015
Oh, my God. Right. OK.
653
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,695
Sorry, sorry. Yeah. OK.
654
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,415
Now it makes sense, OK.
655
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,695
Have you ever been with anyone
who's like a sex worker before?
656
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:12,055
No. No. This... So this would
be my...my first time.
657
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,815
Is this is your first encounter?
658
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,615
No, no, I mean...
659
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,055
SHE LAUGHS
660
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,935
So basically, I just make loads
of content, pictures, videos
661
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,935
in all sorts, like, underwear.
662
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,575
Yeah, I basically just help people
get erections all over the world.
663
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,775
It's good.
664
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,175
OK. Don't look at me like that.
665
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,615
No, I was...I was... No, I'm...
666
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,175
What did you think I do for work?
667
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,335
I don't know.
668
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,495
I didn't assume anything,
but wow, OK.
669
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,055
Approximately how much money
do you make a year?
670
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,655
Uh, well, so far over the two
years |'ve...
671
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,655
My net worth is 400,000.
672
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,735
I made 70K in a month.
673
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,455
So I've made more money
so far in this career
674
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,615
that I would have made, having
done something in neuroscience.
675
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,455
A lot of the time, these girls,
they're not dumb girls, like,
676
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,775
a lot of the girls there are
actually paying their way
677
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,895
through uni and shit.
678
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,495
So and they're there working
their arse off and they're good
679
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,695
at what they do.
680
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,735
Well, they can't work their arse
off, they need it. It's an asset.
681
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,015
I mean, I know why I can't
have a normal relationship.
682
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,495
I have a very interesting job and
I'm quite a complicated person,
683
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,095
but I think I deserve to be loved.
684
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,815
I feel like it's high time.
685
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,375
A lot of people have a
problem with it, so...
686
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,615
No, I believe sex work's
real work, so...
687
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,255
That's a very good thing to say.
688
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,335
Sorry, this is... Thank you.
689
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,375
Now that looks fantastic.
690
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,055
It does, isn't it? You're welcome.
691
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,375
Enjoy. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
692
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,855
So, what are you looking for?
693
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,415
Oh, gosh.
694
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,975
I'm looking for someone
that's kind, generous,
695
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,215
makes me laugh.
696
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,215
And look, I've been married once.
697
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,655
I did 12 years, which is good
innings. Yeah, it is good.
698
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,655
I've been divorced seven.
699
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,975
And what's happened over those
seven years that you haven't
700
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,495
met that person?
701
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,895
I've been going out with
really naughty boys.
702
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,695
That are wild.
703
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,535
I put it to the universe.
704
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:21,295
You know, do you believe that
if you see it and it happens.
705
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,375
Yeah, it manifests.
706
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,695
It has! Yeah, you manifest
it, right.
707
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,975
So you manifested all the bad boys?
708
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,095
Yeah. Did you?
709
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,215
Yeah.
710
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,215
When I was going through a divorce,
I started reading a lot
711
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,575
of self-help books.
712
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:37,095
And what I've been doing recently,
it's a little cup and you can
713
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,415
fill it with different crystals
depending on
714
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,695
what you're wanting to manifest.
715
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,055
You put the stone in the water
and you would say,
716
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,975
thank you, universe, for giving me
my soul mate.
717
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,935
I'm interviewing my soul mate
at the moment.
718
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,215
Could you be the one?
719
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,375
And you just sip the water
so you're actually
720
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,215
drinking your manifestations?
721
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,815
Pretty much everything I've
manifest has come true.
722
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,135
What happens if another
bad boy comes along?
723
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,455
What would make you change?
724
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,215
Because I won't want to look
at another bad boy.
725
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,175
I'll just know. I'll get that
fuzzy feeling.
726
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,655
You know, when you go to bed
at night and you actually
727
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,055
want to put your foot next
to somebody.
728
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,335
And you want to hold their hand.
729
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,895
That's the feeling when you know.
730
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,695
Right now it's my dog.
731
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,015
Salute.
732
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,015
Salute.
733
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,295
Can I get a normal glass?
734
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,815
You want a normal glass? You won't
drink out of one of these?
735
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,495
No. I'm so picky. I'm so sorry.
736
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,775
That's all right.
737
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,575
When it comes to finding true love,
738
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,935
trainee teacher Ashley has
been doing his homework.
739
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,295
I've planned my wedding already.
740
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,975
I've planned it since I was three.
741
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,815
So tell me, what are you
looking for today?
742
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,175
I do have a list.
743
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,855
Oh, wonderful.
744
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,455
They have to be at least six foot,
good hair,
745
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,495
the hair colour doesn't matter,
but ginger is preferred.
746
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,815
They have to be a little bit
delulu.
747
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,775
What's delulu?
748
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,375
We're living a little, like, fantasy
world. So a little bit delulu.
749
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,735
They have to be funny.
750
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,575
But the important part is they have
to be less funny than me. Oh.
751
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,455
My type tends to be someone
with a passion and romance.
752
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,615
I love all of that. Like a little
Shakespeare play.
753
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,015
I love that, although there's
a lot of death in...
754
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,895
Yeah. Probably wasn't
the best comparison.
755
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,175
Nice!
756
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,935
Enrolling himself onto the
course of true love
757
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,655
is Cambridge undergraduate Rudi.
758
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,735
At Cambridge, you can really be
in your own little romcom
759
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,615
and be the Mr Darcy of the day,
you know, walking through
760
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,575
these italianesque, quintessentially
Cambridge Gardens.
761
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,735
That's the life.
762
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,135
It's a shame I'm single.
763
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,295
It's tragic.
764
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,295
That's a determined walk.
765
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,615
Why thank you.
766
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,255
Full power walk going on.
767
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,135
Tell me, you have problems
finding men?
768
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,335
Oh, very much so.
769
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,255
Alas. Yeah, especially in Cambridge.
770
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,735
What, there's no gay people in
Cambridge?
771
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,535
Well, there are. Oh my God,
no, the uni is like 20% gay,
772
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,535
but they're all very immature.
773
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,935
All sex orientated, all about the
hook-up and no...no decent,
774
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,495
kind of, wholesome, substantial,
kind of, relationship material.
775
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,095
Well, listen, you must be dying
to meet your date.
776
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,855
I am. Come with me.
Terrified as well.
777
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,655
Come with me. You don't look it.
778
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,175
I'm looking for a guy who can have
an intellectual conversation
779
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,055
whether about art or literature
or anything.
780
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,575
A cute smile and really nice teeth.
781
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,735
Dark eyes as well.
782
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,415
Hi. Hello. Hello. How are you?
783
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,775
Not too bad thank you. Nice to
meet you. Handshake, hug?
784
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,535
We'll go for the hug. Hug? Go on.
We'll go all out. How are you?
785
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,535
I got you this. Oh, I got
you something too.
786
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,015
Oh! Thank you.
787
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,455
Mine isn't very fancy.
788
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,815
It doesn't need to be. It's fine.
789
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,255
It's a little card. Thank you.
790
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,775
You're welcome.
791
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,975
A candle.
792
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,255
Yeah. I love candles. Thank you.
793
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,215
Sorry, what's your name?
794
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,255
Ashley. Ashley. What's your name?
795
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,535
I'm Rudi. Nice to meet you.
796
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,615
Nice to meet you, Rudi.
797
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,535
So, like, what do you do?
798
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,975
I'm studying to be a teacher.
799
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,655
OK. A primary school teacher. Cool.
800
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,335
So always around little kids.
801
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,655
It's a good thing. Yeah, no,
I've got an absolute ton
802
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,015
of brothers, to say the least.
803
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,335
How many brothers?
804
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,935
Six and one sister. I have nine.
805
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,455
You've got nine? Nine.
806
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,975
Oh, my God, I've been trumped.
807
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,295
My God.
808
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,055
What do you do? I forgot to
ask, sorry.
809
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,335
Oh, so I am an archaeology student
at uni at the minute. Yeah.
810
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,655
Now I just sound like an arse. No!
Not really. No, you don't.
811
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,975
You sound refined.
812
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,335
Thank you. Eloquent.
813
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,295
Oh, eloquent, I like that,
I like that.
814
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,095
PHONE RINGING
815
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,175
I'm so sorry. I'm getting a call
from someone I don't know who...
816
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,295
Oh, it's my dad.
817
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,215
Hi, Dad.
818
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,775
You all right? Yeah.
819
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,775
Hi, Daddy.
820
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,375
Um, yeah, so I'm...I'm busy.
821
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,935
OK.
822
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,775
Talk to you later.
823
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,655
Bye.
824
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,575
He's very different to my
usual type.
825
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,415
I've... I don't... I haven't been
out of anyone like him before.
826
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,175
Well, if you're not going
to have a dessert,
827
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,455
then I won't have a dessert.
828
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,455
OK.
829
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,415
I don't want this to end
yet, though.
830
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,055
She looked great. I was
just very surprised.
831
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,935
It's like, "Oh, you're here for me."
832
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,295
I hope that she enjoyed my
company as much as I did hers.
833
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,615
Do you often dress, like, fancy?
834
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,015
Fancy? No. Cos this is like
a nice look, you know.
835
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,415
I feel like under dressed.
836
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,415
No, you look...you look great.
837
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,735
Hello again. Hey.
838
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,975
Would you like to see
each other again?
839
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,095
You go first.
840
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,495
Oh.
841
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,775
You didn't even wait for that.
842
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,135
Um, yes, I'd like to see
Mercedes again.
843
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,175
Yes.
844
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,375
That's cute.
845
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,775
Do you feel the...?
846
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,575
Do you feel the same?
847
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,935
Yeah, I would like to see you again.
OK.
848
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,695
Do you feel like you know
each other
849
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,455
on quite a deep level now,
would you say?
850
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,295
I mean, I'm autistic so that's
going to take a long time.
851
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,855
I'm neurodivergent too. Are you?
852
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,055
Yes I am, yeah.
853
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,215
Spicy. Yeah.
854
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,495
Spicy brain, yeah.
855
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,975
Because I struggle with change.
I'm not very good with it.
856
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,775
So that's why I need to, like,
investigate, you know,
857
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,295
because you are different from
what I've gone for before.
858
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,135
In a good way. You're not
a criminal. Yeah.
859
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,495
Are you a criminal?
860
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,015
I will never be caught.
861
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,615
No, I'm not a criminal.
862
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,455
It's refreshing that
you're nice to me.
863
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,735
Yeah, without an ulterior motive.
864
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,255
Yeah.
865
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,815
Well, you're a nice person.
866
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,815
Thanks.
867
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,095
Don't ever kiss on the first date.
868
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,335
That's OK. Yeah.
869
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,815
We already talked about,
um, intimacy.
870
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,935
Yeah, that...that can be explored
later if... Come here, though.
871
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,255
Yeah. We'll have a hug.
872
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,975
A nice first date, though.
It is a good first date.
873
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,775
Oh, you've actually got
a fly in your hair.
874
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,975
There we go.
875
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,495
SHE LAUGHS
That's so romantic.
876
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,135
I'm gonna kiss you now.
877
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,455
Do you game?
878
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,775
I do. OK. A Nintendo Switch.
879
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,575
Nintendo. Oh my God, that's fine.
OK. Yeah. Fair, fair.
880
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,775
Yeah. I've never gamed.
881
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,695
I don't know what it's
like properly.
882
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:15,855
What's your hobbies?
883
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,215
See, I'm going to sound like
a right dullard when I say
884
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,295
like I like reading, I like orcs.
885
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:24,655
Yeah. My mum and dad basically,
like, banned tech in our house.
886
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,855
Really? Yeah, it was tragic.
887
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,855
I have never had a phone
until age 18.
888
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:34,255
No laptop, no TV, so I was kind
of forced to go outside.
889
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,935
I remember building little, kind of,
houses out of pine needles
890
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,255
and things in the back garden,
so I filled my time quite well.
891
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,735
But there'll be a lot of references
to things going on in like the 2000s
892
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,015
that I completely don't get,
goes over my over my head
893
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,055
entirely, you know.
894
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,335
Do you know, like Wendy Williams?
895
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,735
No.
896
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,295
What is Wendy Williams?
897
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,055
Wendy Williams is a TV presenter.
898
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,135
OK.
899
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,055
I was gonna make a
Wendy Williams joke.
900
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,615
It can occasionally prove,
uh, difficult in dates.
901
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,055
People definitely judge you.
902
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,375
Oh, my God. Hey. Do you like him?
903
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,415
Um...
904
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,655
Do you know what it is,
905
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,055
he doesn't have, like, social media.
906
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,455
He doesn't, like, he...he
didn't grow up with technology.
907
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,975
There's not a lot of similarities.
908
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,535
Like physically I am
attracted to him.
909
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,175
That's good. I just don't think
we're compatible.
910
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,535
I don't know.
911
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,455
I don't know, I don't know.
912
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,455
So you love birds, how is he going?
913
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,095
Fred, you couldn't have done
a better job.
914
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,175
I mean, incredible.
915
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,495
Fred's over at the table
working his magic.
916
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,215
Yeah, I know. I love Fred.
917
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,935
He's a natural charmer.
918
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,895
You fancy me really.
919
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,695
Yeah, but you can only have
one today.
920
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,655
OK then, Fred, where are we going?
921
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,415
So rude!
922
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,455
So rude.
923
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,735
You can only have him.
924
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,735
Yeah.
925
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,855
Oh, God.
926
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,975
All right, Fred?
927
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,015
Yeah. I mean, I'm just observing
the restaurant.
928
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,295
So many people that we've made
happy.
929
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,415
You've got amazing eyes.
930
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,255
I'm just like staring.
931
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,695
It's the same with yours.
932
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,895
You mesmerise me.
933
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,295
Oh, thank you.
934
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,295
If I pick someone, they have
to be scratching perfect.
935
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,215
Like when you're scratching
the lottery card and
936
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,015
you match two things and
you need one more
937
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,415
and you don't get it, that's fine.
938
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,855
You're like, I was close, but you
want to get near to perfect.
939
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,255
Are you, like, more of a
short-term dater, or, like...?
940
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,295
I go into dating with the mindset
that it'll be long term.
941
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,535
Yeah. What about you, though?
942
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,095
Like, I always have the intention
to date long term. That's nice.
943
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,255
I don't want to be one of
them 60 year olds on Grindr.
944
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,175
Honestly, that is my nightmare.
945
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,895
It's my worst fear.
946
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,695
I cannot...I cannot have that
be me.
947
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,215
When I'm dating someone,
I'm planning to date them,
948
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,135
get married, settle down.
949
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,495
What's your opinions on marriage?
That's an interesting one.
950
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,775
OK. I planned my whole wedding.
951
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,215
Oh my God. Same. OK.
952
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,055
Right, go on. Oh, wait.
No, this isn't good.
953
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,375
No, no, no. Go on.
It depends on how it is.
954
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,295
I want like a woodland theme.
955
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,375
Oh, OK, I like this.
956
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,935
We'll get married in the forest.
957
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,375
They'll be like fairy lights.
958
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,295
And I want a crown and green suits.
959
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,575
What about white suits, though?
960
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,495
Not with my skin tone.
961
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,895
No, no? No, no, no, I can't
wear a white suit.
962
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,895
Yeah, no.
963
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,335
Hello. Hi. How are you doing?
964
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,655
You're not going to believe this.
965
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,175
It's only somebody from
Cheshire Housewives.
966
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,535
Coming up to the bar and
I'm like, "What do you do?"
967
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,175
And she went, "You know what I do."
968
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,095
And I was like, "OK."
969
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,735
Like, I have no idea.
970
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,575
Yeah.
971
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,335
So, yeah. She's amazing.
She's... Yeah.
972
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,895
So I better go just in case
she comes back but...
973
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,575
FRED LAUGHS
974
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,255
She's a handful.
975
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,135
And my challenge is that
I go for girls that
976
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,895
are...that are hard to handle.
977
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,695
And I get the same vibe from
her, right?
978
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,535
Really, really lovely evening.
979
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,975
Fred's super fit.
980
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,815
I think I've got a crush.
981
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,015
What?
982
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,735
I actually think that I really,
really like you as my
983
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,095
new best friend.
984
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,135
Friendzone?
985
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,855
Yeah, I'm gonna friend zone you.
986
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,655
Sometimes the relationships
that have been the best for me
987
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:11,095
have been friend zone because
you giggle and you talk.
988
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,775
And sex is great but if you
can't giggle and laugh
989
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,295
with somebody first.
990
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,215
I don't even think about that. Sex?
991
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,975
Yeah, it's not even in my mind.
992
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,015
Really? I do.
993
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,055
Do you?
994
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,055
Yeah, I love it.
995
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,255
So would you like to see
each other again?
996
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,935
Do you want me to go first?
997
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,295
Yeah.
998
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:37,655
Obviously I would. Erm, so yeah,
I mean, I would say obviously
999
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,295
I would love to see you again.
1000
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,935
That's... Yeah, I'd love to go on a
second date and see what happened.
1001
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,215
Oh, that's so cute.
1002
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,255
It was so not what I was expecting.
1003
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,735
Really? Yeah.
1004
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,055
I think this is the bit that you
then say something rather than...
1005
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,975
I'm going to be dead honest.
1006
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,935
I think you're such a gorgeous,
gorgeous guy
1007
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:05,655
but I didn't feel a sexual
connection.
1008
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,455
I felt a friendship connection.
1009
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,375
Obviously, there's a sexual
connection from my side,
1010
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,375
but getting to know you has
been awesome.
1011
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,495
I'll settle the bill, please.
1012
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,455
Thank you.
1013
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:21,775
I think you should have put Chiles
with somebody younger and me
1014
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,375
with someone even younger.
1015
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:27,975
Thank you so much.
1016
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,815
Thank you. After you.
1017
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,775
Is there any advice you could
give to each other?
1018
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,095
I think my only advice was probably
not have two double shots
1019
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,655
before meeting a date.
1020
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,295
And then telling them
you're a stripper.
1021
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,335
Cos I had no idea.
1022
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,015
Thank you for an amazing night.
1023
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,455
Oh, good luck. Take care.
1024
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,335
Let me treat you.
1025
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,575
No. Yes.
1026
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,615
Rock paper scissors.
1027
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,415
BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
1028
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,215
Then we can split it.
Perfect, perfect.
1029
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,815
OK. Fair, fair, fair.
1030
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,375
I'd say there was a spark.
1031
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,375
Definitely.
1032
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,455
Do you think he fancied you?
1033
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,895
Oh! That's... I guess that's
the ultimate question
1034
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,135
at the end of the day.
1035
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,095
I'm being so nosy. What is in
the card there?
1036
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,455
Oh, it's really sweet.
It's really sweet.
1037
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,095
I'm gonna get so embarrassed now.
No you won't.
1038
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,215
It's sweet as anything.
1039
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,055
Would you like to see
each other again?
1040
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,415
Do you want to go first?
1041
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,295
I think I'll...I'll be brave
and go first.
1042
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,655
I would like to see Ashley again.
1043
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,415
That's good cos I'd like to see
you again too if it's OK. OK.
1044
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,095
It works out.
RUDI EXHALES
1045
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,415
Thank God. OK, OK, we're good.
Exactly.
1046
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,335
OK. Yeah. That's good.
1047
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,095
Yeah. We can breathe. We can
breathe. Yeah, yeah.
1048
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,775
'To the person I'm sharing
this experience with,
1049
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,095
'writing this feels a little
strange at the minute
1050
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,695
'since we haven't met yet.
1051
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:54,015
"By the time you read this,
our first date will either
1052
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,335
'be over or still going strong.
1053
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,735
'I hope it has been what
I imagined it to be.
1054
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,335
'Hopefully I get to write more
cards to you in the future.
1055
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:02,535
'From Ash.'
1056
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,655
Very sweet.
1057
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,575
I thought he was a really,
really sweet guy.
1058
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,175
He's clearly very good looking.
1059
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,655
Thank you both. Thank you.
1060
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,215
Take care. You too. Thank you.
See you. Bye. Nice to meet you.
1061
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,455
Do you think he's boyfriend
material?
1062
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,175
Yeah, I think he's boyfriend
material.
1063
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,615
OK. Yeah? I'm feeling good.
1064
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,935
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, OK.
1065
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,255
# You make my dreams come true
1066
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,415
# On a night when bad... #
1067
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,815
Where do you want to get married?
1068
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,975
Seaside.
1069
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,295
Or in Tuscany in Italy. Tuscany?
1070
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,135
Ooh. Yeah, where those
big long trees are. Yeah.
1071
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,735
# Twist and shout my way out... #
1072
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,495
Come on. This is really cute.
1073
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,815
# Because I ain't the way
that you found me
1074
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,695
# And 'I never be the same
1075
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,575
# Oh, now you... #
1076
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,855
There you go. Yeah.
1077
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,535
# You make my dreams come true
1078
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,415
# Well, well, well now
1079
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,895
# I know that it's you
1080
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,975
# You make my dreams come true
1081
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,175
# Oh, now... #
1082
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,535
Are you sure you haven't
written him off too soon?
1083
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,375
See, that's my problem
I sort of do.
1084
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,375
Maybe.
1085
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:29,135
# You make my dreams come true. #
1086
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,655
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