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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:08,242 And here's the prize of My baseball card collection-- 2 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:10,244 A mickey mantle Rookie card 3 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,845 In mint condition. 4 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,614 Oh, man! 5 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,849 I got two of them. 6 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:19,019 Wow. There were Two mickey mantles? 7 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,488 No, waldo. There were-- 8 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:23,224 Did they play On the same team? 9 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,558 No. What he meant, waldo-- 10 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:27,428 Which one went home To mrs. Mantle? 11 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:31,065 Meanwhile. Back on planet earth, 12 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:32,766 Steve decides To talk to eddie. 13 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,172 Eddo, I need you to Help laura and me 14 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,907 Move along Our relationship. 15 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,942 I hate to be a downer, 16 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:44,478 But you don't have A relationship. 17 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,081 Au contraire, Laura'sfrere. 18 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,982 The lady's been Flirting with me. 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,984 She has? Yeah. 20 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,187 Last week She telephoned me 21 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,355 In the middle Of the night. 22 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:58,526 Steve, your house Was on fire. 23 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,861 Still, she did call. 24 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:02,430 What do you want from us? 25 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,432 10 minutes Of your time. 26 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:09,069 I do feel compelled To warn you that Your participation 27 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,738 Necessitates Donning a costume. 28 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:11,639 No way. Forget it. 29 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:12,240 20 bucks. 30 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,574 I'm in. Me, too. 31 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,487 * it's a rare condition * 32 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,222 * in this day and age * 33 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,425 * to read any good news On the newspaper page * 34 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:35,196 * and love and tradition Of the grand design * 35 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:39,767 * some people say Is even harder to find * 36 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,603 * well, then, there must be Some magic clue * 37 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:47,241 * inside These gentle walls * 38 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,544 * 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams * 39 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:55,416 * real love burstin' Out of every seam * 40 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:58,652 * as days go by * 41 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:02,690 * we're gonna fill Our house with happiness * 42 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,426 * the moon may cry * 43 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:09,397 * but we'll smother The blues with tenderness * 44 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,500 * as days go by * 45 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:16,103 * there's room for you Room for me * 46 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:20,208 * for gentle hearts An oppurtunity * 47 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:23,644 * as days go by * 48 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:28,416 * it's the bigger love Of the family ** 49 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,061 I'm so depressed. 50 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,564 Yeah. I don't think It's possible 51 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:46,300 To be more depressed Than this. 52 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,569 Hello, ladies. 53 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,477 We were wrong. We were wrong. 54 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:59,213 Look, there Upon the couch 55 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,149 Are two Beautiful girls. 56 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,917 And one of them is... 57 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,254 My girl. 58 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,588 [humming] 59 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,593 * I got sunshine * 60 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,195 * on a cloudy day * 61 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:20,334 * when it's Cold outside * 62 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:23,304 * I've got The month of may * 63 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:28,776 * I guess you'll say * 64 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:32,246 * what can make me Feel this way * 65 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,814 * my girl * 66 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:34,748 * his girl * 67 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:35,949 * your girl-- * 68 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,519 Uh, uh, uh, Hold--hold it. 69 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,724 What is this? 70 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,760 Don't we remind you Of the temptations? 71 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,496 No. 72 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:52,232 More like The repulsions. 73 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,268 They didn't even Know who we were 74 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,537 And we practiced For six minutes. 75 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,907 I'm just glad We got paid in advance. 76 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,877 [humming my girl] 77 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:17,257 That's what happens When you hire nonunion. 78 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,160 Uh, steve, 79 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:23,331 You used to annoy me All by yourself. 80 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:26,166 Why are you recruiting? 81 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:29,903 I hoped for a kiss For singing a love song. 82 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:30,938 Oh, that's sweet. 83 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,040 Stay out of this. 84 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,175 Sorry. 85 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:36,877 Look, I'm Too tired for this. 86 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,347 I was up all night. 87 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,848 Nagging Gas bubble? 88 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:47,621 No. Max and I camped outside The chicago theater 89 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,223 To get tickets To the johnny gill concert. 90 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,626 But they were sold out. 91 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:56,697 Laura, you really like This johnny gill, don't you? 92 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,031 Are you kidding? 93 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,967 Hair--bang! Hair--bang! 94 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,735 Body--poo-pow! Body--poo-pow! 95 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,406 Oh, puh-lese. 96 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,509 Take away his fancy Clothes, perfect hair, 97 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:11,278 And velvet voice, And what have you got? 98 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:14,382 The sexiest bald-headed Mute in america. 99 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,487 I've got everything Ever written on him. 100 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,023 Ohh. 101 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,358 Wow. 102 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,026 Interesting. 103 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,465 Laura, suppose I arrange for you 104 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,367 To meet johnny gill Personally. 105 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:34,568 Would you like that? 106 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,471 I'd love it, but-- No buts. 107 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,172 Suppose I Made it happen. 108 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,542 Would you reward me With a kiss? 109 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,577 Sure. I'd Lay one on you 110 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,913 That would weld Your glasses to your face. 111 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,051 You heard it? 112 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,456 It'll never happen. You have a better chance 113 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,426 Of being hit By lightning. 114 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,728 Oh? My uncle Elijah urkel 115 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,997 Has been struck By lightning four times. 116 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,298 At a party once, 117 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,667 He clamped cables To his earlobes 118 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,569 And jump-started A volkswagon. 119 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,672 Then in the summer, 120 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,907 We use him as The human bug-zapper. 121 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:17,645 He's usually knee-deep In dead mosquitoes. 122 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,813 Then there's a time When we went camping 123 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,483 And we were in dire Need of a generator. 124 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,385 And we just plugged The toaster in on him 125 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,521 And the pop tart were flying. 126 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,994 Well, I thought it was A good story. 127 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,033 [tv plays] 128 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,404 Carl, you got a minute? 129 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,873 In about An hour, honey. 130 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,577 Now is good. 131 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,447 Do you know What next friday is? 132 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,449 Our wedding anniversary. 133 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:59,553 20 blissful years Of marital happiness. 134 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,889 How did that sound, Sincere? 135 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,824 Almost. 136 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,559 You know the one thing We never did 137 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,227 After we got married? 138 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,362 Pay the preacher? 139 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,798 No, I know, I know. 140 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,099 A honeymoon. 141 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,734 But we were so poor. 142 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:16,136 When people threw rice At the wedding, 143 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:19,439 I saved some For dinner. 144 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,808 Carl. 145 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:25,513 Wouldn't it be romantic to Celebrate our 20th anniversary 146 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:29,149 By finally going On our honeymoon? 147 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,283 Yeah... 148 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,819 But it's So expensive. 149 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,521 We need A new water heater, 150 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:36,256 The car needs tires, Judy needs braces. 151 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,225 If we go, I'll wear this. 152 00:07:55,976 --> 00:08:00,313 Here it is, folks. Cabin number 3. 153 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,215 The honeymoon suite. 154 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,051 Ooh. Ooh. 155 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,853 It's... 156 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,026 It's missing a wall. 157 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,831 Well...Yeah. 158 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,519 There's no wall! 159 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,722 Uh, no, there isn't. 160 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:44,892 Well we've really Have to have a wall. 161 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,461 Are you sure? 162 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,130 I mean this is The honeymoon suite 163 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:53,601 And most young couples Never see past the bed. 164 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,439 We want a wall! 165 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,641 Folks, I'm sorry. 166 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,876 But no can do. 167 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,078 Look, let me Fill you in. 168 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,814 We, uh... 169 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,183 We committed, uh, well, A construction boo-boo. 170 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,686 We started building All 10 cabins at once. 171 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,121 In the middle Of everything, 172 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,790 The price of spruce Skyrocketed. 173 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,059 In retrospect if we'd built one At a time, 174 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:22,395 We wouldn't have Been caught with Our tool belts down. 175 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:25,766 Are you saying None of your cabins Are complete? 176 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,935 Yes, that is what I would be saying. 177 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,471 Look at this. 178 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,540 I got one foot In snow 179 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:34,975 And the other On floor. 180 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:38,511 Yeah. Ain't America great? 181 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,047 But... 182 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,082 What about The wild animals? 183 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,350 Well, it is winter. 184 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,654 Most of the animals That eat people Are hibernating. 185 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,890 Come on, harriette. We'll stay someplace else. 186 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:54,361 The nearest inn Is 100 miles away. They're booked solid. 187 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,796 You're just Saying that. 188 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,464 No, I called myself. 189 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:01,334 With this storm, I wanted to Stay in a room with four walls. 190 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,940 Care for some turkey jerky? 191 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,652 [humming Camptown races] 192 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,355 Steve. 193 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,156 [humming] 194 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,224 Steve. 195 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,092 [humming] 196 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,293 Steve! 197 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,895 Hmm? 198 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,463 Tell me why You're making me Sit with you. 199 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:34,501 You'll find out Soon enough, My little tootsie pop. 200 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,503 [doorbell rings] 201 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:39,239 Gee, I wonder who That could be. 202 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,348 Hi. 203 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,925 Do you know Who you are? 204 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,093 I think so. I'm johnny gill. 205 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,594 Aah! 206 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,664 My. My, my, my. 207 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,700 He spoke to me. 208 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:07,935 Oh, laura. 209 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,202 Laura. 210 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,876 Laura. Laura, get up. Oh, my goodness, laura. 211 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,379 Johnny. 212 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,415 Johnny gill! 213 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,383 In my house. 214 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,485 Aah! 215 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,487 Get a grip, Woman. 216 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:31,558 Excuse me. I'm looking for a... 217 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,960 Steve yuckel? 218 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,198 That's urkel. Steve urkel. 219 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,901 Listen, my manager Gave me your message. 220 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,770 Now, let me get This straight. 221 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,338 You actually have a Mickey mantle rookie card 222 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,974 In mint condition? 223 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,108 I might. 224 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,646 Would you be willing To part with it? 225 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,115 Maybe, maybe not. 226 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,650 What's going on? 227 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,685 Business, Sweetheart. 228 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,287 Man talk. 229 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,392 Johnny, j.G., Johneroony. 230 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,695 Mr. Gill. I gotcha. 231 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,130 I might be Willing to part 232 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,133 With this Extremely rare Baseball card 233 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,136 If you sing A few songs For my honey. 234 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,110 And how many songs Are a few? 235 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,711 Oh, say... 236 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:25,813 10? 237 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,781 Say...One? 238 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,886 Eight, But no ballads. 239 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,387 Three. All ballads. 240 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,824 Seven, and make Moon eyes during The mushy parts. 241 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,459 Four. Moon eyes During two. 242 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,029 Six. Half ballads, Moon eyes during The mushy parts, 243 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,032 And during The chorus, Shake the bootie. 244 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,752 Hi. 245 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,620 Hello. 246 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,389 It's snowing out here. 247 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,525 We noticed. 248 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,261 We have a view. 249 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,762 Want to have A snowball fight? 250 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,030 No, thanks. 251 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:17,931 I do. 252 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,332 Ha ha ha! 253 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,203 No, no. Carl, carl. 254 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,538 Don't go out there. You'll catch cold. 255 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,007 Harriette, There's no wall. 256 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:30,410 It's the same Temperature in here. 257 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,812 Are you in a bad mood? 258 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,983 Now, why would I be in A bad mood, harriette? 259 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,452 I drove 3 1/2 hours Through heavy traffic 260 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,288 Just so we could Have our honeymoon 261 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,391 In a cozy, romantic Construction boo-boo! 262 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,799 Carl, you act like This is my fault. 263 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,035 There's only two of us In the room, harriette. 264 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,070 And I know it's not My fault. 265 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,906 Wait a minute, carl. 266 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,341 I asked for your input As to where to go. 267 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,044 And you said that Whatever I decided was fine. 268 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,678 Well, that was When I thought, 269 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,680 You knew what You were doing. 270 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:08,949 What? 271 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,018 Yes. You should've found out About the place 272 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,253 When you called For reservations. 273 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,388 Alright. 274 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,523 Hello. 275 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,359 We'd like to Book a cabin With a fireplace, 276 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,862 A king-size bed, And four walls. 277 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,332 What are you saying? 278 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,301 Carl, I'm saying that Whenever things Are going well, 279 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,972 You always find some Way to take your share Of the credit, 280 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,440 But when things Are going wrong, 281 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:37,945 It's always me Who takes all the blame. 282 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,647 Oh, poor harriette! 283 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,584 What a sad song. 284 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,019 I'd play the violin For you 285 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,854 If I had feeling In my fingers. 286 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,157 Oh, that does it! 287 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,592 I wasn't gonna say it But it's got to be said. 288 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,860 Oh, is that right? 289 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,028 That's right! 290 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,896 Carl winslow... 291 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,934 There's a goat Eating your shorts. 292 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,408 You know, harriette, 293 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:12,212 You've said low things To me in the past, 294 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,914 But what the heck Are you talking about? 295 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,016 Look. 296 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,951 There's a goat Eating your shorts! 297 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,921 Hey! 298 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,323 Shoo! 299 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,324 Shoo! 300 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,525 Shoo, goat! 301 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,199 Do you believe that? 302 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,835 He made a meal Out of your boxers. 303 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,938 I wonder what kind Of wine goes best 304 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,440 With underpants. 305 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,678 Sweetheart, 306 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,480 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 307 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,182 Oh, that's okay. 308 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,917 And I'll never forget This anniversary, 309 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,252 Me, neither. 310 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,188 Hey, you remember When we first Got married? 311 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,257 Our apartment Had four walls, 312 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,092 But that's About all it had. 313 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,393 Couldn't Afford furniture. 314 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,895 Half the time The furnace was busted. 315 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,265 Hardly had Any hot water. 316 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,200 But we had Each other. 317 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,136 And that was enough. 318 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,538 It still is, For me. 319 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,639 For me, too. 320 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,542 I love you, Harriette winslow. 321 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,145 More now than ever. 322 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,020 Hey. 323 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,055 Why don't you Go inside 324 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,857 And put on That sexy negligee? 325 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,460 Carl, it's freezing. 326 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,662 I'll keep you warm. 327 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,264 What about the goat? 328 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,266 Let him get His own woman. 329 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:44,837 * tonight will be A special night * 330 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,940 * no matter where we go * 331 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,411 * and I'm so proud To be with you * 332 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,281 * I just want To let you know * 333 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,648 * you've got me saying * 334 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,085 * my, my, my * 335 00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,786 * my, my, my, my * 336 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,122 * you sure look * 337 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,391 * good tonight * 338 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,396 * and it's so damn fine * 339 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,035 * yes, you do, Yes, you do * 340 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:21,274 * and I'm so proud To be with you * 341 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:27,046 * so proud To share your love * 342 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,716 * whoa, my baby * 343 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,051 * whoa, my baby * 344 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,921 * all that I want You to do * 345 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,256 * I want ya * 346 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,858 * come on-uh, Come on-uh, come on * 347 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,026 * I want you to say * 348 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,561 * that you're gonna Be all mine * 349 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,795 * you're gonna Be all mine * 350 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,265 * baby, mine * 351 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:53,140 * you sure Look good to * 352 00:17:55,175 --> 00:18:00,580 * night * 353 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,098 Oh, johnny, You were great. 354 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,833 You were wonderful, Incredible-- 355 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,304 Alright! Alright! I think we get the point! 356 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,740 Well...That was The last song. 357 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,976 I think you have a... 358 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,044 Little something For me. 359 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,346 Yes, indeedy. 360 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,282 My end Of the bargain. 361 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,251 Your very own Mickey mantle Rookie card. 362 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,022 Yes! 363 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,324 So, johnny, 364 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,959 Care to sing At our wedding In a few years? 365 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,496 Well...No. I'm a very busy man. 366 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:53,500 Too busy For a ty cobb And honus wagner? 367 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,502 I'll be there. 368 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,869 I won't. 369 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,341 Bye. 370 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,878 * you sure look Good to * 371 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,717 * ni-I-I-I... * 372 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,987 Hey, enough of that! 373 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,290 * I-I-ight * 374 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,638 Well, laura, 375 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,973 I arranged for you To meet johnny gill. 376 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,544 And not only that I got him to serenade you. 377 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,213 I think you Owe me a kiss. 378 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,219 I know. 379 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,757 A deal is a deal. 380 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,293 I couldn't have Put it better myself. 381 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,229 Ahem. 382 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,231 One moment, please. 383 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,624 Oh, it's no good. 384 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,331 I can't go through With it. 385 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,403 I'm supposed To say that. 386 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,274 Laura, I feel like I'm forcing you To kiss me, 387 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,177 Like it's A business arrangement. 388 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,280 Well, that's Precisely what it is. 389 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,016 Oh, that cheapens it. 390 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,285 Oh, laura, I want you to kiss me, 391 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,687 But it has to be Voluntary. 392 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,923 I'll wait for that Wonderful moment 393 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,958 When you want To kiss me. 394 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,360 Goodnight, laura. 395 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,498 Steve. 396 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,667 Yeah? 397 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:11,504 What you did For me tonight Was really special. 398 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,473 It meant A lot to me. 399 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:17,243 I know that Baseball card Meant a lot to you. 400 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,111 The truth is, 401 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,147 You deserve a kiss. 402 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,049 You mean, You want to kiss me? 403 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,817 I didn't say that. 404 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,923 I said deserve, Not want. 405 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,361 Well, I'll take it! 406 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,962 Oh...Oh, boy. 407 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,398 Oohhh! 408 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,304 Ooohhh! 409 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,639 Ooh-hoo! 410 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,641 Ooh. 411 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:49,942 Oooh! 412 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,644 Ooh. 413 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,044 Ooh. 414 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,713 Oooh. 27045

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