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Calm down, calm down,
Calm down.
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Everything is
Under control.
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Oh, and good news.
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The new special is
Louisiana blackened pizza.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* but we'll smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for
You room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Hurry up, winslow. I don't
Like to be kept waiting.
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Promise you won't laugh?
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You have my word
As an officer and a gentleman.
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Mmm...Hmm...Hmm.
Hmm hmm.
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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You promised me
You wouldn't laugh.
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I had my fingers
Crossed, ma'am.
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Whoo! Ooh.
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You're beautiful
When you're angry.
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Okay, that's it.
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As of now, I am un-volunteering
For this operation.
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Fine, winslow.
You want to be a sergeant
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For the rest
Of your life. That it?
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Well, no--
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Listen up.
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Some lowlife
Mugged the wife
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Of our beloved
Police chief.
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Now, if we capture
That lowlife,
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How do you think our beloved
Police chief will reward us?
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With a promotion?
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That's the least we can
Expect from that old rummy.
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Well, let's get
This over with.
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May I?
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I'll put my face
On in the car.
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
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Allow me, babe.
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Don't you even
Think about it.
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Rachel?
Yes, sweetie.
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Have you checked out
The guy at table four?
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6'2", tweed jacket,
Gold watch, no wedding ring,
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Small scar on chin?
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That's him.
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Hardly noticed him.
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Right. Well, he asked
To see the manager.
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Oh, no.
What's wrong?
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He didn't say,
But when you go over there
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Check out
His dimples when he chews.
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I'm the manager, sir.
Is there a problem?
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As a matter of fact,
There is.
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I've got this delicious
Dinner here,
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And I have to eat it
Alone unless--
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Would you join me?
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Well...
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It's the after-school rush,
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And as you can see
I'm really very, very--
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Sure.
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Vonda mahoney!
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In the flesh.
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And, oh,
What flesh it is!
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What are you
Going to do, eddie?
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I'm gonna put
The moves on vonda.
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Word is she's fast.
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I could beat her.
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Those high heels
Would slow her down.
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No, man. Guys who go out
With vonda get instant reps.
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We'd be studs
Instead of what we are.
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You know...
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Virgins?
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Hi, vonda.
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Can I buy you a soda,
A burger, a motor home?
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That's a great line.
Thanks.
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Now go away.
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Why? What's wrong?
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I got a "D" on
My algebra test this morning
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If I can't get at least a "B"
On the midterm, I'm gonna flunk.
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Maybe I can help you out.
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Really?
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You any good at algebra?
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Ha ha ha! Oh, please.
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Does this look like the body
Of a guy who's good at algebra?
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Then, how can you help?
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I know the smartest kid
In school he got me
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Through math, I'm sure
He could do the same for you.
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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Um, if you can
Get him to tutor me,
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I'll be very...
Grateful to you.
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Very grateful?
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Very, very...
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Grateful.
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Kee hee hee.
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Excuse me.
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Ow! What'd I do?
What'd I do?
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Steve...
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I need your help.
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Now, eddo, I'm busy,
And I don't--
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Whoa, mama!
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That's vonda mahoney.
She's flunking algebra.
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If you tutor her
And she passes,
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She'll go out
With me.
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Gotcha. And what's
In it for the steverino?
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Friendship.
We'll be best buddies.
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Really?
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Even when other
People are around?
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Well, that's
Asking a lot.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Excuse me, greg.
I gotta go help my help.
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Oh, too bad. I wasn't
Done flirting.
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Well, neither was I.
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Is that my check?
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No, your meal's
On the house.
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That's my phone number.
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You know, harriette
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I've been parading
Around in this get-up
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For a whole month now,
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And I haven't attracted
One single sleaze ball.
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To tell you the truth,
Carl, I'm not surprised.
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What's that
Supposed to mean?
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Isn't the object to look as
Much as possible like a woman?
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Well, of course!
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There might be a small problem
With your moustache.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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The police chief's wife has
A bigger moustache than me.
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I don't know. Apparently,
This guy is hot for hair.
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No, it's...
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Something else
Must be wrong.
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There is.
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Carl...
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You don't
Walk like a woman.
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You walk like
A linebacker.
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Oh, and I suppose that you
Know how to walk like a woman?
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I've had a few years'
Experience.
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Watch me close.
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Mm-hmm. See,
A woman is daintier,
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More feminine.
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She...
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Glides.
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Hey, you are good.
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I know.
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Let me try.
Okay.
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Slower, carl, slower.
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Huh?
Slower, baby.
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00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:01,869
Okay.
Slower.
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00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,870
Okay.
Slower.
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Left to right.
Left to right.
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00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:08,175
Oh, we're cooking
With grease now, baby.
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00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,277
Look at me, now!
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00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,782
Sweetheart, I don't know
If I'll catch a mugger,
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But I sure needed
A good laugh this morning.
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00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,995
Oh, unhand her, madam!
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Steve,
Take it easy.
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00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:36,003
Laura, how can you be
So blase about this?
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My god, girl, you've been
Watching too much geraldo.
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Steve...
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It's me, carl.
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Oh...
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00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,384
Oh...Oh!
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Steve, relax.
I'm working undercover.
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I'm a mugging decoy.
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Boy, that's
A big relief.
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I need the car tonight,
I'll have to drive you.
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Okay, honey.
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Wait a minute,
Sweetheart, that's my bag.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Watch out, now.
Easy, easy, carl!
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I've got it now,
Babe. I won't fall.
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Come on.
Come on, now.
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Steve! Steve!
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At your service.
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I passed my algebra exam,
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And it was thanks
To you and your tutoring.
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Oh, congratulations.
You deserve most of the credit.
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Your own brain
Got you there.
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I just pointed it
In the right direction.
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Well, I still want
To thank you, steve.
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00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,701
Oh, you're welcome.
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00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:46,473
No, you don't understand.
I want to really thank you.
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Oh, you're really
Welcome.
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Ahem.
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No, no, um,
You don't understand.
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There's
A certain way
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That I show
My gratitude.
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Oh?
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00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,093
Well, I am partial
To cheese.
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No, no. I was thinking
We could go out on a date.
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A date?
Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, with--with me?
Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, a date date?
Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, with me!
Mm-hmm.
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Steve!
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Steve!
Huh? Huh?
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00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:40,493
Are you okay?
Oh...Oh. Oh, I'm fine!
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I'm fine! I'm fine!
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00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,064
I am calm,
I am cool,
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00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,934
And I am collected.
Hmm, see?
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00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,673
I'm making you
Nervous, aren't I?
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Oh, just a little!
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00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,846
Now, look, vonda,
I'm overwhelmed
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By your generous
Offer,
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00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,616
But I'm afraid
I'm gonna have
To turn you down.
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00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,386
Why?
Oh, you're good.
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00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,257
Steve, don't you
Understand
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That one date
With me is gonna
Change your entire life?
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Oh...
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00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,898
Well, how, exactly?
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00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,869
Well, don't some of the kids
Think that you're, uh...
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00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,703
Well, what's the word
I'm looking for?
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The word is nerd.
Yeah.
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00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,976
Well, after you
Go out with me,
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Your rep would change.
You'd become a...
Ladies' man.
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Yeah.
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00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,420
Wow.
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00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,523
From dud to stud.
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00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,099
Oh! He's coming!
He's coming! Oh, my god!
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00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,800
Steve urkel
Is coming!
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00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:57,104
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,220
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
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00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,357
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
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00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,895
Yo, girls,
Sweat patrol.
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I'd give anything
To be like
Steve urkel.
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00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:34,908
Face it, eddie.
There can only be one
Steve urkel in this world.
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And steve urkel
Is one of 'em.
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Oh!
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00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:51,691
Laura,
I saved my best
Perspiration for you.
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00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,661
Care to mop my brow?
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00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,863
Forget it.
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00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,466
No sweat, my pet.
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00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,635
In your dreams.
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00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,138
Hey, this is
My dream!
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00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,408
Well, then, not even
In your dreams.
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00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,378
I can't believe this.
245
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,547
I'm being rejected
In my own fantasy.
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00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,386
Steve...Steve?
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00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,254
Oh...Oh.
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00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:25,925
Vonda, sit down a sec.
Now we need to talk.
249
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,527
About what?
250
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,529
Well,
About reputations.
251
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,231
Now we'll start with mine.
252
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,666
Now I wouldn't be comfortable
Being a ladies' man.
253
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,802
I just wanna be
One lady's man.
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00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,171
Laura, right?
Yes, indeed.
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00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:42,175
And, now if I have the
Reputation of being a nerd,
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00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,211
Well, that makes
No never mind to me,
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00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,414
Because I like myself.
258
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,150
Hmm. Well, good for you.
I'm glad.
259
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:54,454
Now, um, you have
A reputation, too,
Don't you?
260
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,028
I don't know.
261
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,662
Well, some of the guys
In school
262
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:06,899
Say that you're, um,
Well, that you're, um...
263
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,068
[sighs]
Easy?
264
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,903
Yeah. That's it.
265
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,839
Hey, steve,
266
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,407
I want to be
Popular, okay?
267
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,476
But, vonda,
You're terrific.
268
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,412
You're pretty,
You're smart and you're nice.
269
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:23,250
You don't have
To be easy to be popular.
270
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,585
But I want guys
To like me.
271
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,489
They will. But first
You have to like yourself.
272
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,958
Now...
273
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,161
Do you like
Yourself?
274
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,000
Not always.
275
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:44,237
Well,
You can change that.
276
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,872
But I'm supposed
To go out
277
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,307
With eddie winslow
Tomorrow night.
278
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,808
Steve,
He's expecting me
279
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,678
To be very,
Very grateful.
280
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,082
Oh, pish tosh.
281
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,218
Eddie is my best bud,
282
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:03,123
And he happens to be
A true gentleman.
283
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,425
Eddie winslow?
284
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,726
I guarantee you.
285
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,128
He will be the first
286
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,898
To congratulate you
On your new life.
287
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,534
Actually,
He'll be the second one.
288
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,339
Congratulations, vonda.
289
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,316
Oh, gosh,
I'm telling you,
290
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,951
I never knew that
Hockey could be
So much fun.
291
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,586
There's always
Great action
On the ice.
292
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,622
Yeah. Hey,
Now--now, what were
The players doing
293
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,190
When they weren't
Punching, gouging
294
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,025
And slapping each other
With those sticks?
295
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,760
Oh, that?
That was hockey!
296
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,795
Get out of here!
297
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,232
You sure could get rid
Of all your aggressions.
298
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,634
Oh, yeah. It's a terrific game.
Yeah.
299
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,737
Thanks for another
Great evening, greg.
300
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,540
My pleasure. Rachel,
I think you're terrific.
301
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,109
In fact, so is
Your whole family.
302
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,045
They're good, solid,
Salt-of-the-earth
People.
303
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,914
Ha ha ha ha!
304
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,917
Hey, greg, hey, rachel.
Great news.
305
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,887
I got mugged!
Ha ha ha ha!
306
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,022
Harriette is
Gonna be so proud!
307
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,993
Hey, honey, sweetheart,
It worked!
308
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,428
Hey, harriette!
309
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,868
Yeah,
We're good, solid,
310
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,870
Salt-of-the-earth
People.
311
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,409
Well...
312
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,977
Well...
313
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,712
Goodnight, greg.
314
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,314
Goodnight, rachel.
315
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,193
Look, why don't you
Call me tomorrow, okay?
316
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,396
[sighs]
317
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,798
Okay.
318
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,575
Rachel, I need
To know something.
319
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,744
We've gone out
Several times now,
320
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,480
And I think we're good
For each other.
321
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,783
Well, I think so,
Too, greg.
322
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,220
You do? Then
Why do I feel
323
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,854
You're always
Backing away from me?
324
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,356
Uh, I--I don't think I'm--
325
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:21,228
Rachel, I'd like
For this relationship
To go somewhere.
326
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,596
But if you're not
Ready for that,
327
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,366
Well, I'd like for you
To let me know now.
328
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,969
That way we don't
Waste each other's time.
329
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,805
I am ready
For a relationship.
330
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,341
Oh?
331
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,909
Then why are
You still wearing
Your wedding ring?
332
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,651
I'll call you
Tomorrow.
333
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,185
Sleep tight.
334
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,455
You, too.
335
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,653
Oh, hi, eddo.
Hi, vonda.
336
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,955
Hey, steve. Doesn't vonda
Look great?
337
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,592
Oh, yes, as usual.
338
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,227
I just picked vonda up.
We're gonna grab a bite,
339
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,929
Then it's right
Back to vonda's.
340
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:33,065
Her parents aren't home.
341
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,902
Hey, here's a thought--
Let's get the food to go.
342
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,739
Vonda, did you
Tell eddo
The good news?
343
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:43,310
What good news?
The good news
Ain't happened yet.
344
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:50,517
Uh, eddie,
Steve and I
Had a nice talk,
345
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,353
And, uh, he
Helped me realize
346
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,456
That I don't
Have to be easy
To be popular.
347
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,427
You don't?
348
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,996
No, I don't.
So from now on
349
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,566
I'm not
Even gonna kiss
On the first date.
350
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,702
Thanks to steve,
I have respect
For myself now.
351
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,639
That's great.
352
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,475
Excuse us.
353
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,445
Eddo? Is there
A problem, eddo?
354
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:22,849
What's the matter? Eddo?
Ooh! Ooh! Eddo, choking.
355
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,353
Hi, everybody.
356
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,387
Hey!
Hi.
357
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,322
Sweetie, I got
My commendation
358
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,390
For catching
The mugger.
359
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,425
Oh, carl,
That's great!
360
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,428
But lt. Murtagh is jealous.
What?
361
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:38,998
He says he won't
Rest until he gets
A commendation, too.
362
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,701
Winslow!
363
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,438
Winslow, hurry up,
Will you?
364
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:49,876
The clock is ticking
On this 18-hour girdle.
365
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,478
After you, babe.
366
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,914
Don't even
Think about it.
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