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Laura, my fragile flower,
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You smell especially
Fragrant today.
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I do?
Oh, yes.
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What is it that sends
My nostrils
Into overdrive...
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Arpege, chanel,
Shalimar?
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Sweet and
Sour meat loaf.
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Ah, yes.
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Only you can
Enhance the aroma
Of old meat.
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Eddie, look.
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Uh-oh. It's the dragons.
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Table.
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Oh, my!
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A building
With hair!
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Table for seven,
Geek.
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Oh, okay
Coming right up--
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And that's
Mr. Geek.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Excuse me,
Do you have a name
Or just a zip code?
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Osgood.
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Osgood? Oh, that's
A great name...
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If you're a duck.
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[snorting]
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Steve, are you okay?
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Not really. I fell
On my house keys.
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Why don't you guys
Haul it out of here?
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And if we don't?
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Then I'll
Have to get...
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Tough.
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What's going on here?
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Well, hello.
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My name is chain.
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Chain?
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Chain what?
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Just chain.
You know, like sting,
Gerardo, or madonna.
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Sometimes one name
Says it all.
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Yeah, like jerk.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, you got spunk.
Do you wanna go out
With me sometime?
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Nope.
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I wasn't talking
To you.
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Do you wanna
Go out?
No.
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See?
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Come on.
Let's go
To a movie.
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Don't touch me!
Come on, baby.
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You slapped my hand.
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The lady asked
Not to be touched.
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I do what I want,
When I want,
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And you can't
Stop me.
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Okay
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I was hoping it wouldn't
Come to violence...
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But there's
Only one thing
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Brutes, bullies,
And neanderthals
Understand--
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And that's
Fists o' fire!
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Hey, what are
You doing?
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Unhand me!
Put me down!
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What is going on
Out here?
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Well, well, well.
Hey, babe.
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Another nice chick.
Yeah.
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Old, but good legs.
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Look, I want you
To get out--
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Old?
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Do you
Own this place?
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Yes. And I don't want
People like you in here.
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So get lost.
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What?
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You heard the lady.
Get lost!
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You're
Standing up
To me?
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That's right.
So am I!
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And so is
My friend waldo.
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Right, waldo?
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Waldo?
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Anybody seen waldo?
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You see, you people
Are rude.
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You shouldn't be
Rude to a customer,
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'cause something bad
Might happen.
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Hey!
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Oops--
An accident.
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I want you to get out
Of here before I call
The police.
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That's more rudeness.
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Guys, do you feel
Another accident
Coming on?
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Yes, we do.
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1...
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2...
No.
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3--
Hold it!
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Is there
A problem here,
Fellas?
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No, it's no problem.
We were just
Leaving, officer.
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Well, leaving's
A very, very good thing...
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But, you know...
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Never coming back
Is an even better thing.
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Wait a minute.
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Did you break
That glass?
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Pay the lady.
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Thank you.
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Have a nice day.
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Yeah, don't
Come back either.
Go get a haircut.
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Yeah,
Brush your teeth.
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Then they picked up
The dishes and chairs.
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They wanted to
Destroy my restaurant.
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No place is safe anymore.
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That's when daddy walked in
And saved the day.
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Yes. Chicago's finest.
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I wish I were there.
I would've given those punks
A kung fu sandwich.
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Hiya!
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Hiya!
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Ha!
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Hiya!
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Attaway, richie.
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You would've absolutely
Shattered their kneecaps.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello.
Oh, hi, carl.
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What?
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Oh, my god.
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Well, when did
This happen?
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Alright,
We'll be right down.
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Harriette,
What's wrong?
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The dragons just
Trashed your restaurant.
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I got to get
Down there right away.
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Excuse me, honey.
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Wait, laura.
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00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,497
Now, this ugly incident
May be too grizzly
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For your delicate eyes
To behold.
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Move it or lose it.
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My restaurant.
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Oh, my poor restaurant.
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Rachel, I'm sorry.
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We didn't get here
In time to catch them
In the act.
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Look at this.
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They sure left
Their calling card.
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The whole place
Is ruined.
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00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,311
Carl, can't you
Arrest these guys?
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00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,314
Yes. We can,
And we will,
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Good.
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00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,919
But two hours later,
The dragons will be
Back on the street.
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00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,154
What? Why?
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00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,724
Because every gangbanger
Will produce 10 people
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Who'll say they were
Someplace else
When this happened.
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00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,696
These hoodlums can do whatever
They want and get away with it?
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I wouldn't go
That far.
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I would.
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Eddie!
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No, eddie!
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Eddie!
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Edward,
Who did this to you?
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The dragons.
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How did this happen?
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I was walking home,
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Suddenly, eight of them
Jumped out from behind
A volkswagen minibus.
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Cowards! They disgrace
The word fahrvergnugen.
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Honey, are you okay?
Does anything feel broken?
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No. It hurts a little,
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00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,439
But only wimps
Give in to pain.
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00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,776
Come on, sweetie.
Let me get you home.
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00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,911
I'll put
Some antiseptic
On those cuts.
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Mom,
That stuff stings!
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Oh, come on, baby.
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00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:17,951
Well, laura...
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00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,821
Let's get this place
Cleaned up.
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00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,823
How long do you think
It'll take us?
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00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,793
If we start now and
Work through the night,
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About two years.
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00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,569
Big guy, you okay?
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00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,371
No. I want revenge.
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00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,873
You can't.
You're a cop.
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I'm a father first.
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Wait. Wait.
I said wait.
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What is it?
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00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,083
Well...
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00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,619
Now you're upset
And with good reason,
186
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,554
But if you go
Dragon bashing,
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They'll scream
Police brutality,
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And you'll
Lose your job.
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Steve, you're saying I should
Forget what they did to my son?
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00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:05,165
No. I know a way
To get the dragons
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00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,701
And you can still
Keep your badge.
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00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,704
What is it?
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00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,873
Well, suppose we can get
Hard evidence
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00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,608
To prove the dragons
Were responsible
For this.
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00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,946
That way, no one
Could lie to save them.
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00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,716
Well, how do you suppose
We get this hard evidence?
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Wire me, big guy.
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I'm going in.
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Steve.
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00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,600
I wish you'd let me
Talk you out of this.
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00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,737
I still think
This is too dangerous.
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00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,338
Bull puckey!
203
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,843
Why, danger's
My middle name.
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00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,746
And besides,
You guys will be
Listening to every word.
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00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,247
So if I get
Into trouble,
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00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:57,885
You'll just rush in and
Yank my bacon
Out of the fire.
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00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:01,254
Alright, men.
Listen up.
Here's my plan.
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00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:12,099
We'll be in a van
At the end of the alley
By the brown lake.
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00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,402
Sir, that's
A coffee stain.
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00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,276
Thank you,
Sergeant.
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00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,812
You're welcome, sir.
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00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,214
Never correct me
In front of the kid.
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00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,320
Gentlemen...
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00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:37,324
Our neighborhood
Has been stolen from us.
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00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,193
Tonight...
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00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,662
We take it back.
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00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,064
Tonight...
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00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:48,936
The dreaded dragons face
Steven q. Urkel...
219
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,138
Better known as...
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The urk man!
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[arguing]
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00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,051
Alright!
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00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,187
Shut up!
224
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,793
We're going to
Put this to a vote.
225
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:16,563
Who wants to go
To the movie
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00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,630
And then rob them?
227
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,300
Yeah.
228
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,334
Alright.
229
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,437
Who wants to go bowling
And then rob them?
230
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,806
Yes, that's it
Right there!
231
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,575
Bowling it is.
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00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,014
Yo!
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00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,456
Nervous, huh?
234
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,493
Well, I'd jump, too,
If I saw me coming.
235
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,230
Love what you've done
With the place.
236
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,100
You got five seconds
To tell me
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00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,068
Why I shouldn't
Stuff you
In a dumpster.
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00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:59,839
Gentlemen, rejoice.
I'm here to join.
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00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,244
Wait a minute.
I know you.
240
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,514
You're that nerd
From the burger joint.
241
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,649
That's my day job.
242
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,285
By night, I'm urk man...
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00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:17,757
A deranged, antisocial,
Bloodthirsty psycho!
244
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,960
What are you looking at?
245
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,597
Take a picture.
It'll last longer.
246
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,933
Yeah.
247
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,535
You're pretty
Tough, huh?
248
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,602
Yeah, I'm tough.
249
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,609
Well, how tough?
250
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,112
Well, when I was born...
251
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,880
Yeah.
And the doctor
Slapped me,
252
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,549
Yeah.
I shot him!
253
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,453
That's tough,
Man.
254
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,155
Aah!
255
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,440
Sorry, it's just something
About those cheese puffs.
256
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,180
Now where was I?
257
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,414
Oh, yeah.
How tough am I?
258
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,485
Yeah, well,
I also do
My own dental work.
259
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,087
Oh.
260
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:26,459
And I've been known
To return videotapes
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00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,694
Without rewinding.
262
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,866
Hey, chain, you want me
To hit this punk?
263
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,535
Try me, chunky trunks.
264
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,243
But it's only fair
To warn you
265
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,445
That I'm a black belt
In karate.
266
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,448
I used to practice
In the sahara forest.
267
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,752
The sahara
Is a desert.
268
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,122
Oh, sure...
And now.
269
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,325
Ha!
270
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,800
[steve] alright.
Let's talk membership.
271
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:11,204
Do you need a letter
Of recommendation
From my previous gang?
272
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,672
[chain]
Sit down!
273
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:16,609
I got to give steve credit.
They haven't killed him yet.
274
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,311
Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah.
275
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,880
Winslow,
Check these out.
276
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,649
What?
277
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,051
Trick handcuffs.
278
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:27,587
They look exactly
Like regulation cuffs.
279
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,988
Sir...
280
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,192
Shouldn't we be paying
More attention
To steve's transmission?
281
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,095
If he needs us,
He'll scream.
282
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,097
You know
What's beautiful
About these guys?
283
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,067
They're great
Ice breakers
At singles bars.
284
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,471
Sir, we're on duty.
285
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,773
This is no time
For fooling around.
286
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,243
Well, excuse me,
Sergeant killjoy.
287
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,011
Where's the key
For these?
288
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:55,315
There isn't one.
You just tap them
On a certain spot.
289
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,783
Watch.
290
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,818
Ow!
291
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,287
Wrong spot.
292
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,322
Ow!
293
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,656
Ow!
294
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,927
I think these babies
Are defective.
295
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,796
Good thing
I kept the receipt.
296
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,333
Would you
Get these off?
297
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:18,538
I see someone's mighty good
With a spray can.
298
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:19,739
Yeah.
299
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,747
I'm an artiste.
300
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,984
Did you do
That great dragon
At rachel's place?
301
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,320
Yeah. Did you see that?
302
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,122
I was gonna have it
In this lake of fire,
303
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:38,291
But I thought it was
Too derivative and trite.
304
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:43,696
Absolutely. Oh, and
Kudos to you on
The great job you did
305
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,232
On smashing up the place.
306
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,734
Well, thank you.
I can't take
All the credit.
307
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,370
The guys here helped.
We're like a family.
308
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:54,474
It's nice that you
Do things together.
309
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,842
Yeah. Yeah.
310
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,212
Were you together when you
Beat up the winslow kid?
311
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,381
Yeah. It was a team effort.
312
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,883
You talk too much.
Get up!
313
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,518
Why? I'm comfy.
314
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,590
I been thinking.
Something
Doesn't add up.
315
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,125
What might that be?
316
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,294
I've seen
Two versions of you--
317
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:19,031
A wimpy little nerd
And this.
318
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,900
So, I ask myself,
319
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,370
Which one is
The real one,
320
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,505
And I don't think
It's this.
321
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,375
Nice earring.
322
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,542
Ow!
323
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,581
Lucky for you
That was a clip-on.
324
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:40,920
So then I ask myself,
If this is just an act,
325
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,122
Why are you really here?
326
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,494
Oh. Come up
With an answer?
327
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,265
It occurs to me
That you
Could be wired.
328
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,635
Oh, no!
329
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,037
I may have taken
A sip of mom's coffee--
330
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,507
I'm talking about
The other kind of wire!
331
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,744
Enough!
332
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,049
You're
Abso-tootle-lutely
Right...
333
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,252
Chain.
334
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,325
I am wired, and I've
Got the blitherings
335
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,328
Of that picasso pinhead
On tape.
336
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,165
So come on and get them,
Big guy!
337
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,801
It's time to collect
The garbage.
338
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,174
Well, come on, carl.
Don't dawdle!
339
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,545
We've got to
Get these off now!
340
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,848
Chain, I'm not
Wearing a wire.
341
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,483
I was lying.
342
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,085
Oh!
343
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,521
How'd that get there?
344
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,723
Forget it, lieutenant.
We're going in now!
345
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,892
Yeah, but..
346
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,228
[whining]
347
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,763
Calm down!
348
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,030
[whining]
349
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,766
I said calm down.
350
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,604
Freeze! Police!
351
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,981
Drop the knife.
352
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,284
I said
Drop the knife.
353
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,453
And hands off the nerd.
354
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,293
What in sam hill
Took you guys
So long?
355
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,028
We had to be...
Really, really sure.
356
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,563
Really sure.
357
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:34,434
10 more seconds
And I would've been
A steve kebab.
358
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,003
You did real good, steve.
I'm proud of you.
359
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,606
Gee, thanks, big guy.
360
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:43,610
Now let's cuff these
Bohunks and feed them to
The paddy wagon.
361
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,446
No cuffs. No cuffs.
362
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,814
Fellas, we're going
Outside now.
363
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,716
Keep your hands
Where I can see them.
364
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,618
Alright.
One at a time.
365
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,620
See the officers
Outside.
366
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,087
Let's go.
Keep it moving.
367
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,456
Keep it moving, come on.
368
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,958
Pick up the pace,
Mr. Backwards hat.
369
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,328
Hey...
370
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,830
You guys are so casual
And nonchalant.
371
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,832
Hey, we're professionals.
372
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,044
A toast.
373
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,412
To rachel's place!
374
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,113
Back and
Better than ever.
375
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,416
Right on.
376
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,418
Thank you.
I want to tell you
How much I appreciate
377
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,154
The way you all helped me
Clean this place up.
378
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,957
Oh, rachel,
We're family,
379
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,760
And we don't expect
To be charged for this food.
380
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,330
Oh, wait a minute.
One more toast.
381
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:41,133
To the young man who helped
Put the dragons away
For a long time--
382
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,235
Steven urkel.
383
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,971
Yes!
384
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,773
Oh, thanks, big guy.
385
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,409
May I draw your attention
To the menu
386
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,144
And the new urkel sandwich?
387
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:55,615
Yeah, it's a hero sandwich,
But it's mostly baloney.
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