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Help! Help!
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I'll take the front.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Yo, dad.
Urkel alert.
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Mm-hmm.
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Oh, joy. Look who's here--
Larry, moe, and urkel.
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Laura, my little
Cup o' noodles,
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I have something
Very exciting
To show you.
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Your change
Of address card?
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Heh heh heh heh!
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[snorts]
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Nope. Something
Even better.
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Feast your eyes
On the newest edition
To la familia urkel.
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All the way
From a south american
Rain forest--
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A peruvian stick bug.
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Pablo!
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Aah!
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Girls.
Girls.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Oh, come on.
Grow some guts.
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That thing
Is so ugly.
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Shh!
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Pablo's bilingual.
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Excuse me, I don't wanna
Hear about a bug's sex life.
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Steve, why did
You send away
For that thing?
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Well, truth is,
I'm batty for bugs.
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I love them.
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In fact, every year I attend
The entomology expo.
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Pablo is
A shoo-in to win
"Best and most legs."
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Pablo!
Pablo!
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He's gone!
He's gone!
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Help me find him!
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Ugh!
Ugh!
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Aah!
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Pablo, pablo.
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Pablo. Donde ests!
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Carl?
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Oh, my.
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Carl.
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Hmm?
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Aah! Aah!
Ooh! Ooh! Aah!
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
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Calm down, honey.
Calm down.
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Did you see
The size of that thing?
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I'll bet
That's what the bug
Was thinking, too.
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Ooh!
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Got him.
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
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No!
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No! No!
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Ohh!
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Oh, pablo.
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Oh, pablo!
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Who is pablo?
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Him.
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And him.
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And--oh!
And him. Oh!
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How could you do this?
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Steve, that thing
Was staring
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Right at my jugular
Going like this.
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He was doing
The mating ritual.
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Then I stopped him
Just in time.
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How can you be
So insensitive?
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Steve, it was
Just a bug.
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It was a special bug,
And expensive to boot.
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Why, pablo cost me
$486 and 52 cents.
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What? That's way
Too much money
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To spend
On a dead insect.
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Well, he wasn't dead
Till he met you.
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Don't you have
Something you'd
Like to say?
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Yes.
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Clean up that mess,
And then go home.
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Ugh!
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Vaya con dios, compadre.
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You're in a happier place now.
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Where the leaves are succulent
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And no one wears shoes.
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Carl, come to bed.
It's late.
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I can't. Every time
I close my eyes,
I see that...
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You mock the dead?
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Steve,
What do you want?
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I thought I'd give carl one
Last chance to apologize.
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Oh, for pete's sake, steve,
It was just a stupid bug.
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We'll see
If the judge thinks
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It was just a stupid bug.
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Judge? What judge?
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I'm suing your
Bug-squashing pants off.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Can't you
Just settle this
Amongst yourselves?
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No!
No!
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Small claims court
Is backed up
For months.
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We don't need
Small claims court.
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We can settle this
On that tv show--
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Citizen's court.
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W-w-wait a minute.
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Are you willing to make
Fools of yourselves
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On national tv?
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Yes! Yes!
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Just asking.
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Hurry! Mom, judy,
It's starting!
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Mom, is uncle carl
Going to jail?
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No, pinhead, you don't go
To jail for killing a bug.
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Don't call me
Names, germface.
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Anything you say,
Sockbreath.
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I'm taking you
To court.
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Yeah!
Yeah?
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Hey!
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Stop it,
You two.
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You're behaving
Like adults.
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Shh!
It's starting.
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This is the plaintiff--
Steven q. Urkel.
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He claims the defendant
Crushed his creoxylus spinosus.
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He's suing for $486.52--
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The value of his dead bug.
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This is the defendant--
Carl winslow.
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He claims--and I quote--
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"For pete's sake,
It was just a stupid bug."
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I have read
Your complaint.
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All witnesses have been sworn
And are under oath.
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Mr. Urkel, could you
Give us a brief summary
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Of the facts?
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Certainly,
Your honor.
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I brought pablo
To the winslows'.
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He am-scrayed,
Carl found him,
Freaked out, and bingo--
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486 big ones
On the wrong side
Of his shoe.
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Thank you.
Mr. Winslow.
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Yes. At this time,
Your honor,
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I'd like
To exercise my right
To legal representation.
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Your counsel?
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My daughter--
Laura winslow.
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Oh!
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Carl winslow,
Of all the legal
Chicanery!
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You're using
The woman I love
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In a shameless
Attempt to
Unnerve me.
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Nice strategy.
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Thank you.
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But it won't work.
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Laura,
My judicial jujube,
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Today
My only mistress
Is the law,
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So hang on
To your briefs, mama.
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I've inherited the wind.
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[gavel pounds]
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Miss winslow,
Call your
First witness.
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Thank you, your honor.
I'll call estelle winslow
To the stand.
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Allow me.
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Now, mrs. Winslow, you
Were present when the bug--
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Objection! My bug
Had a name, your honor.
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Sustained.
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You were present
When the bug pablo
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Stalked and attacked
Your son carl?
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Well, it,
Um, wasn't exactly,
Uh, stalking.
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He was
About to attack.
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No, not really.
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And may I add, steve
Is a fine young man.
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Uh, move to strike.
This is a hostile witness.
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Hostile wit--
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It's your mother!
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I guess I have
No further questions.
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Mr. Urkel,
Cross-examine.
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No need, your honor.
My work's been done.
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You may step down.
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The defense calls
Harriette winslow.
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Could you tell us
What line of work
Your husband is in?
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He's a police officer.
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I see. Has he
Ever overreacted
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Or behaved
Unprofessionally
As a police officer?
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Never.
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In fact, he's been
Awarded several
Commendations.
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Thank you.
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Your witness.
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Mrs. Winslow,
Would you describe
Your husband carl here
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As an even-tempered man?
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Well, I--
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I remind you,
You're under oath.
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Well, I, uh...
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Well, let me
Ask you this.
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Do you have
A living room mantel
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Where you keep
Certain, uh, bric-a-brac?
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Yes.
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Isn't it true
That your husband
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Will often fly into
An uncontrollable rage
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And throw
That bric-a-brac?
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No, it isn't.
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Isn't it true
That porcelain flies
In your house so often,
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That your bric-a-bracs get
Frequent-flyer mileage?
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No!
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[carl]
Objection, your honor!
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Order!
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Order!
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Be seated! Order!
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Order!
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Mr. Urkel...
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You're out of line.
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I withdraw
The question,
Your honor.
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Nothing further.
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You may step down.
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Alright, young man,
Call your first witness.
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Your honor, I would like
To call waldo faldo.
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O.K., but
I'm not home.
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Waldo, come
To the witness stand.
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State your name.
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Illinois.
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No.
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State your name,
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Not name your state.
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Oh. Waldo faldo.
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From illinois.
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Now, mr. Faldo,
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Would you please
Tell the court
Your experiences
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With pablo?
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Pablo was a kind
And gentle creature.
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When I was with him,
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I felt...
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I felt...
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"I felt like I was one
With the beospear."
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Per-per-perhaps...
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Perhaps you mean
Biosphere?
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O.K. Cool.
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00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,685
Great. Nothing
Further. Bye.
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Not yet. Waldo, is
Something written
On your arm?
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Only the stuff
Steve told me to say.
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Thank you.
You may go.
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00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:08,168
No thanks.
I went before I left the house.
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I meant y-you
May go to your seat.
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Oh. Cool.
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00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,083
Don't gloat, dreamboat.
263
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:27,254
That ain't all she wrote.
264
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,390
Your honor,
I would like to call
My last witness--
265
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,059
Edward winslow.
266
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,097
Eddie, when you were 7,
Did you have a pet?
267
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,167
Yeah. I had
A hamster--
Mr. Fluffkins.
268
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,501
Do you remember
One day
269
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,771
When mr. Fluffkins
Escaped from his cage?
270
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,140
Uh, yeah.
271
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,310
Um, I was cleaning
My room,
272
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,713
And I noticed
He was gone.
273
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,915
Dad was in
The laundry room.
274
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,085
He said he hadn't
Seen my hamster.
275
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,221
And you believed him.
276
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:05,525
Well, yeah.
I mean, he's my dad.
277
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,527
Anyway...
278
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,931
I started
Taking clothes
Out of the dryer,
279
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,467
And...And, um...
280
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,103
And...
281
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,140
And what, eddie?
282
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:23,443
There was mr. Fluffkins
Stuck in the lint trap.
283
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,981
Was he...Dead?
284
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,450
Y-yes.
285
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,321
But he was
Wrinkle-free and
Springtime fresh.
286
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,555
Oh!
287
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,689
[sobbing]
288
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,128
Oh, eddie.
289
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,064
Now--now, I know
The memory still hurts,
290
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:49,636
But I have to ask
One more question.
291
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,404
Now, was it possible
292
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:55,175
For an itty-bitty,
Little hamster
293
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,678
To get into
A tall, big dryer
294
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,747
All by himself?
295
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,351
Or wouldn't he need
A little boost?
296
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,854
Carl, sit down.
297
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,855
Sit down.
298
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,922
Order!
299
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,491
Order!
300
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,493
One more outburst
Like that,
301
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,264
And I'll clear
The courtroom
And put on a rerun.
302
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,603
I rest my case,
Your honor.
303
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,939
You may step down.
304
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,310
Miss winslow, do you have
A closing statement?
305
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:34,113
My client
Would like to speak
On his own behalf.
306
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,056
Your honor...
307
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,626
Ladies and gentlemen...
308
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,131
It was just
A stupid bug.
309
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,644
Thank you.
Mr. Urkel.
310
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,286
Now, what are we
Talking about here,
311
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,856
A bug or a friend?
312
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,628
Pablo was my friend,
313
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:25,097
And carl winslow
Was my friend,
314
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:30,603
And, well, when carl
Squished pablo...
315
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,973
Well, he killed
Two friendships,
316
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,610
But one of those friendships
Could have been saved
317
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,179
If carl here...
318
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,982
Well, had only found it
In his heart
319
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,184
To say, "I'm sorry."
320
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,723
[gavel pounds]
321
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:54,394
I'll be back
In a moment
With my decision.
322
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,106
Uh, steve...
323
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,708
Yes?
324
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,913
Did you really mean
What you said?
325
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,349
Did I kill
Our friendship?
326
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,819
Well, it's definitely
In intensive care.
327
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,826
Well, I--I didn't mean
For that to happen.
328
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,361
Well, me neither,
329
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,663
But a real friend
Wouldn't keep
Referring to pablo
330
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,932
As a stupid bug.
331
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:37,504
Well, you're right.
If it's important
To you,
332
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,707
It is not
A stupid bug,
333
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,377
So I guess it's up
To me to apologize.
334
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:49,782
That's all I ever
Wanted to hear.
335
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,359
Buds again,
Big guy?
336
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,628
Buds again.
And you know what?
337
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,430
I'll even buy
You a new bug.
338
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,532
Uh, no, carl.
It's too soon.
339
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,266
Oh.
340
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,740
O.K.
341
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,011
Well...
342
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:23,282
I have, uh,
Considered this case
Carefully,
343
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,951
And I have reached
A decision.
344
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:28,321
Uh, never mind,
Your honor.
345
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,522
Never mind?
346
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:32,625
No, sir.
We've settled it
Ourselves.
347
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,227
What?
348
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,664
But I'm the judge.
349
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:42,168
It's what I do.
I judge things.
350
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,372
I--well, w-w-would you
At least like to hear
What I would have said?
351
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,939
No.
No.
352
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,576
Thank you.
Not really.
It's not even necessary.
353
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,084
Yes!
Yes!
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