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* she says she wants to dance
'cause she likes to groove *
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* come on, fatso,
And just bust a move *
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* oh, yeah *
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* oh, yeah *
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* oh, yeah *
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* oh, yeah *
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* oh, yeah *
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Hit me!
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* oh, yeah *
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* oh, yeah *
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* oh, yeah *
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Carl?
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Carl!
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Oh, big guy!
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[honk!]
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Hold on! What's that?
What? What?
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Oh...Oh!
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Oh, good. You're up.
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Couldn't you see
That I was sleep?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Go home, steve.
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But I really need a favor.
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Forget it. This is my
Day off and I'm gonna relax.
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I am not moving
From this spot.
I am a tree.
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But..
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That's enough.
Carl winslow has spoken.
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Well, okay.
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It's just that my parents and I
Were supposed to go to hawaii,
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But somehow they left
For the airport
Without me.
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I was hoping you could
Give me a lift,
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But I'll just spend
My next two weeks with you.
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Come on, let's go!
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Whoa!
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I'll get you
On that plane
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If I have to chase it
Down the runway!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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Harriette, I'd like you
To meet mike forbes,
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Fresh out of the academy
And assigned to me.
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Hi. It's a pleasure
To meet you,
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And I'm honored
To be partnered
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With carl
"Make my day" winslow.
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Carl "Make my day"
Winslow?
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Yeah.
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You know,
My nickname
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That everyone
Calls me.
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Oh, oh, oh.
Sure, sure!
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I guess they changed it
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From carl
"Make it to go" winslow.
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She's a terrific
Lady.
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Ah, the best.
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Say, mike,
You said that
You wanted to see
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A departmental
Commendation.
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Yeah. You got one?
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Well, actually...
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Three.
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Wow, sarge,
You're a hero.
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Well, I wouldn't...
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Yeah.
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Grab a seat, mike.
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Oh, girl, I love
My new outfit!
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But you should have
Got the shoes.
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They were too expensive.
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Do what I do,
Wear 'em a week
And take 'em back.
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Uh-uh!
You're a trip.
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No, I'm not.
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I could never
Do a thing like--
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Say hi.
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Hi.
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Not to me. To him.
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Hi.
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I'm mike forbes.
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Is one of you
Lovely ladies laura?
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I am.
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Great, I'm your dad's
New partner.
Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too...
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And shake.
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I mean hands.
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Hey mike, on friday
Harriette's going to make us
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A big turkey dinner
With all the trimmings.
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You like burgers?
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Sounds great,
Sarge.
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Oh, I see you met
My little princess here.
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Yeah, I sure did.
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Dad, I'm not little.
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Laura, I hope
You didn't blow
Your whole allowance
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At the record
Store.
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Dad, it's my money!
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You know,
I have a job.
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Come on, mike.
Harriette's got
My commendations
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Hung over
The water heater.
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Bye.
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Woof!
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Hit me, max.
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Why?
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I walk in and see the babe
On my couch,
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And what do I do?
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Act like a geek?
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I went way beyond geek.
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I went into geek warp.
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You're being
Too hard on yourself.
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Look on the bright side.
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Which is?
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It doesn't matter
How foolish you looked,
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Since mike doesn't know
You're alive.
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* aloha ey,
Aloha oy *
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* aloha...Ooh *
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Excuse me,
Would one of you lovely ladies
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Like to slap a little
Spf-40 on my lower lumbar?
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Well!
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There goes
Hoity and toity.
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This looks like
A nice spot...
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Don't you think,
My little beach bunny?
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[humming]
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[polka plays]
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[turns radio off]
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Whoo! Ah! Hot, hot!
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Let's see...
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Chicago is that way...
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And...Telstar...
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Is thataway!
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* hawaii is the place to be *
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* doo dah, doo dah *
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* on the beach on waikiki *
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* all the doo dah day *
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* gonna see don ho *
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* wouldn't miss his show... *
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[ring]
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No, give me
The phone!
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Give--give!
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Uh...Uh!
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Talk to me, babe.
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Aloha, eddo.
It's me--steve.
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Hello...Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Uh... No hablo telefono.
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Quit kidding around,
Ickiwaka.
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Tell my little la la
It's her main man, kepano.
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Huh?
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That's all of our names
In hawaiian.
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Oh, neat. Bye.
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No, no, no. No.
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I really need
To talk to laura.
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You really need
To talk to laura?
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No. No.
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Okay. Here she is.
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What do you want,
Steve?
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So, my little
Macadamia nut.
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Do you miss me?
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[kiss kiss]
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Like I miss
A root canal.
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Good news,
I've been faithful to you.
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That's really not
Necessary, steve.
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But I resisted
Every temptation.
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I'm being pursued
By a big buxom islander, kaliki.
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That's hawaiian
For "Woman who blocks the sun."
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Steve, I hear
A lot of static.
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What?
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Laura? Laura!
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Oh, my laura.
Got to get her! Got to get her.
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I've got to get her back!
Got to get her back.
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Hi, kaliki.
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Love that muumuu.
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* work that body,
Work that body *
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* make sure you don't
Hurt nobody *
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Hurry up, slowpoke!
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Give me a break.
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I wouldn't
Have made it
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If that dog
Hadn't chased me.
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Hi, mom.
Jogging again?
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Listen mom,
Can I talk to you
For a minute?
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Sure, honey.
Just give me some time
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To catch my breath.
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Okay. Ready yet?
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What's on your mind,
Honey?
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Mother, there's this guy
I sort of like,
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But he doesn't even know
I'm alive.
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00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,363
How do I get him
To notice me?
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Just be yourself.
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Give him a chance
To get to know you.
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He'll come around.
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That's all?
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That's all.
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[shudders]
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[shudders]
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What?
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Nothing.
She's your daughter.
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00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,853
I suppose
You have
Better advice?
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00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,288
Watch me work, honey.
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00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,190
Laura...
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Men are like fish.
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00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,561
If you want
To catch one,
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Put some bait
On your hook.
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00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,532
How do I do that?
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Sexy perfume,
Soft hair,
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And a killer outfit.
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00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,775
Girl, when you
Walk away,
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Drag his heart
Behind you.
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Heel!
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00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,817
Oh, wow!
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00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,019
Oh, please.
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00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,831
Come on in, mike.
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00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,833
And bask in the knowledge
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00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,468
That a couple of beat cops
Have made the mean streets
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00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:20,173
Of chi-town town a little safer
For john q public.
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00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,745
Gee, I wish I could
Talk like that.
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00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,750
You will son.
Some day.
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00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,921
Hey, you're already off
To a good start.
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You made your
First collar today.
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00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,924
I sure did, sarge.
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00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,159
And thanks
For letting me do
All the paperwork.
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00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,361
Hey, how else
You gonna learn?
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Hey, take a seat.
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I'll see what's going on
With dinner.
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00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,532
Okay.
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00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,118
[breathy voice]
Hello, michael.
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Michael...
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00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,981
It's so nice
To see you again.
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Et quelle surprise.
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00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,654
It's nice
To see you too
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00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,491
But did you forget
I was coming over
For dinner?
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I must have.
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Silly me.
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00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,331
If I had remembered,
I would have...
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00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,100
Dressed.
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00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,572
That's, uh,
Quite a perfume
You're wearing.
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00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,175
It's very...
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00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,477
Noticeable.
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00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,313
It's called...
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Unleashed.
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00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,518
Ah.
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00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,653
Shall we...
254
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,388
As they say in europe,
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00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,958
Sit?
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00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,328
Okay.
257
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,437
So, how was your day?
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00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,906
Great. Your dad and I
Caught a burglar.
259
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,976
Oh, my!
You were in danger!
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00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,211
Not really, your dad did
All the dangerous stuff.
261
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,580
I just filled out
The reports.
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00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,049
Still...
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00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,484
You took a risk.
264
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,386
Of what,
A paper cut?
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00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,993
Ha ha ha ha!
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00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,204
Oh, gosh!
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00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,474
You tickle me.
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00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,713
You know...
269
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,950
I find humor very...
270
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,519
Attractive...
271
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,221
In a man.
272
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,823
We've got drinks.
273
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,693
And we've got
Hors d'oeuvres.
274
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,639
Hello, mother.
275
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,542
Auntie.
276
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,346
Hello...
277
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,349
Laura?
278
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,483
Uh--uh, mike,
279
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,919
This is my sister
Rachel crawford.
280
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,355
Hi, how are you?
It's nice to meet you.
281
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,760
Harriette,
I think I hear
The oven timer.
282
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,429
We don't
Have an oven timer.
283
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,865
Oh, you mean
The new silent
Oven timer.
284
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,867
Okay.
Excuse us.
285
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,237
Who makes
Silent oven timers?
286
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,739
The same people
Who make silent alarms.
287
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,409
Good news!
288
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,678
I've found
More commendations.
289
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,147
Laura?
290
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,816
Yes, father?
291
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,818
What's with this getup?
292
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,087
Uh, carl--
293
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,989
Is this for the school play?
294
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:30,890
No, it isn't.
295
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,192
Well, then...
296
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,494
Why are you wearing
All that make-up?
297
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,299
Excuse me.
298
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,142
Well, what's the matter?
What did I do?
299
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,645
Uh, could you
Excuse us, please?
300
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,680
Sure.
301
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:54,747
What? Ow!
302
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,516
What?
303
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,085
[ring]
304
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,886
Excuse me.
305
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:00,887
Hello.
306
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,689
Hello, rachel?
307
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:03,956
Steve?
308
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,525
Yeah, I need
A big favor.
309
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,759
Pronto.
310
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,529
You see, it seems
That I've spurned
The advances
311
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:13,133
Of a woman named kaliki
One time too many.
312
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,637
She's driven me
Into the sand
Like a tent spike.
313
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,373
Steve, what do you want me
To do about it from here?
314
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,008
Could you call
The concierge
315
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,211
And ask them come
And dig me out?
316
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,012
I tried
Calling him myself,
317
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,914
But he recognized
My voice.
318
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,816
Could you call
Fairly soon?
319
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,252
The tide's coming in.
320
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,889
Ooh! Ooh!
And hurry!
321
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,458
Hurry!
322
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,212
[knock on door]
323
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,848
Laura? It's me.
324
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,250
Can I come in?
325
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,518
It's your house.
326
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,094
[sighs]
327
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:36,583
I guess I really
Did it this time, huh?
328
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,685
I know I've put my foot
In my mouth before
329
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,153
But I think this time
330
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,355
I was tasting
My knee joint.
331
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:47,260
Come on, honey, help me out
A little. Talk to me.
332
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,366
Dad,
You humiliated me.
333
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,203
Mike thinks
I'm a total fool.
334
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,905
Honey, I admit
I was out of line,
335
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,307
But, hey...
336
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,175
Just think, one day we'll
Look back at this
337
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,044
And laugh.
338
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,879
It won't be soon.
339
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,420
I've been so busy
340
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,589
Trying
To play supercop
For mike, that...
341
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,925
Honey, I didn't even notice
You had a crush on him.
342
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,293
It's not a crush.
343
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,930
It's a natural extension
Of my essential womanhood.
344
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,500
I mean, dad, it's not like
I was going to marry the guy.
345
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,936
Good,
Because he's engaged.
346
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,005
Ouch.
347
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,375
Now I feel even worse.
348
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,814
Hey...
349
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,018
You remember
Humphrey beargart?
350
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,387
Sure.
351
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,621
You won him for me
352
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,491
At the county fair
On my 6th birthday.
353
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,461
I remember you tried
To talk like him.
354
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,098
[imitating bogart]
Of all the county fairs
In the world,
355
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,368
She had
To walk into mine.
356
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,705
Keep working on it.
357
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,810
You know, I remember to win
Humphrey here,
358
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,246
I had to shoot water
Into a clown's mouth
359
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,214
At 10 cents a try.
360
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,850
38 bucks later,
We had him.
361
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,924
You know, laura,
In those days,
362
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,626
You were
Daddy's little girl.
363
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,962
Man, if I could have
Frozen time,
364
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,966
I think I'd have kept you
6 years old forever.
365
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,269
But I couldn't,
366
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,570
And now you've grown
367
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,140
Into a beautiful
Young lady,
368
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,575
And, sweetheart,
369
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,845
I promise to try
To treat you like
One from now on.
370
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,656
[sighs]
371
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,593
Daddy?
372
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,861
Yeah?
373
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,764
[imitating bogart]
We'll always have
The county fair.
374
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,961
Aloha,
Wiki winslows!
375
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,128
Steve,
376
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,597
What are you
Doing here?
377
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,599
Well, my flight
Just got in
From hawaii,
378
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,000
And
I couldn't wait
379
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,069
To give you
Your souvenirs.
380
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:47,039
Steve,
It's 1:32 in the morning.
381
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:50,076
Oh...It's never
Too late for...
382
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,178
Hand-carved
Coconuts.
383
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,180
Hee hee hee.
[snorts]
384
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,282
* aloha ey *
385
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,250
* aloha oy *
386
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,720
* aloha ooh-ooh *
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