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Ooh.
Ooh.
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Ahh.
Ahh.
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Mmm...St. Thomas.
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Look at those beaches.
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Look at
Those sunsets.
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Look at those men.
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Look at that buffet.
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Are you sure we can
Afford this trip?
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No, but sometimes you
Just have to go for it.
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As long as there are
No unexpected expenses,
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We are on our way.
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[thunder]
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Oh!
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Oh.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you,
There's room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Well, it's going to cost
A fortune to fix the roof.
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We'll have to cancel
Our vacation.
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No. No, not cancel.
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Postpone.
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I'll fix
The roof myself.
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And I'll buy
A sparkly gown
And open for diana ross.
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What are you
Trying to say?
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I'm saying
It's a nice idea
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You wanna
Fix the roof,
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But you just can't do it.
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And why not,
If you please?
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Remember that bathroom
You put in for your mother?
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Yes.
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You ran the gas line
Into the toilet.
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First time she flushed,
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It blew her
Into the basement.
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Well, there you
Go again, harriette.
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You know, whenever
I try to fix something,
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Do I ever hear,
"Go for it, carl,"
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"You can do it, carl,"
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"I'm behind you, carl"?
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No.
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You give me,
"You'll be sorry, carl,"
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"Hire a professional,
Carl,"
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"You blew your mother
Into the basement, carl."
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Well, I'm going to
Fix the roof, harriette.
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And I'm going to
Fix it so well
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That all of our neighbors
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Will come
Just to look at it,
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And they'll ooh and ahh
And applaud my work.
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You know what you'll
Say to me then?
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Do you know what
You'll say, harriette?
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Sure.
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"Wake up, you're
Dreaming, carl."
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Oh, ho ho ho, that's
So amusing, harriette.
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That's hysterical,
Harriette.
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The only thing funnier
Is your cooking.
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Laura, tell me again.
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What were alex's
Exact words?
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I've told you
Five times.
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Well, tell me again.
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You got to remember,
I have no life.
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Alex goes...
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"Laura, do you want to
Study together?"
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Aah!
Aah!
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Alex phillips
Is so cute.
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And what a great bod.
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Ooh.
Ooh.
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Ohh.
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Steve, how long
Have you been there?
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Long enough for
Your high-pitched
Squeals of lust
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To shatter my heart.
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Laura, to even hear you
Speak of another man
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Is like an arrow
Piercing me.
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"Alex is so cute."
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Psss...
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Ohh.
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"What a great bod."
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Psss...
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Ohh.
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Want to finish me off?
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Just say you'd like
To kiss him.
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Wow, that'd be great.
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Psss...
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Ooh.
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So, what are you
Going to wear?
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Maybe the green blouse
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With the short
Black skirt.
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What shoes?
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I don't know.
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Oh...Wow.
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It's--it's--it's
Really high up here.
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I didn't realize I had
Such a tall house.
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You need it because
You've got a tall son.
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Aah! Oh, no!
Oh, oh!
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Oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
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Son?
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Yes, dad?
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You do that again,
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And I'm taking you
With me.
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Right, dad.
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Okay. Alright.
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Your mother doesn't
Believe that I can
Fix a roof.
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You and I
Are going to
Prove her wrong.
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Why do I always
Have to be involved?
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Why can't you just
Prove mom wrong?
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Because I want
You and I
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To spend some
Quality time together.
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Is it that
Or because you're
Not paying me?
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Well, that's what makes
The time quality.
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That's pretty smart,
How you got that
Toolbox up here.
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Well, I learned to tie
This rope to the box
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By watching
This program,
This old house.
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[crash]
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We'll use
That stuff tomorrow.
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Right now,
It's time to play
"Look for the leak."
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Because if
We can't find it,
We can't fix it.
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Most leaks in your roof
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Are caused by
Soft spots.
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See, so you have to
Probe very cautiously,
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Very carefully.
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See, because otherwise,
A small hole--
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How's it going up there?
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Pretty good.
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We found the leak.
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Thanks for helping me
Find the gym.
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Don't feel bad,
It's monday.
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You had two whole days
To forget where it was.
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Phillips?
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A moment
Of your time, please.
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What do you want,
Jerkel?
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I won't be drawn
Into a battle of wits.
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After all,
You're unarmed.
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I merely wish to issue
A friendly warning--
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Stay away from my laura.
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Hi, alex.
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Look who's here.
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Hi, max.
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Hey, laura, baby.
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Hey, laura, baby.
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00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,103
[bell rings]
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[whistle blows]
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Alright, listen up.
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Today, we got
Your favorite and mine--
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The rope climb.
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Aw...
Aw....
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00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,446
Oh, no.
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Of all days
When laura's watching.
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So?
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So, I hate
The rope climb.
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No matter
How hard I try,
I can't do it.
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I have the same problem
With mr. Potato head.
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Alright, phillips,
You get to go first.
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I'll only go
Half speed.
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I mean, we don't want
Laura to faint.
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Go!
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Go, alex!
Come on, alex!
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Touch it!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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5.6 seconds.
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Nice work.
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What are you doing?
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Hoping he won't
Call me.
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He won't.
Coach redding
Is a kind man.
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He's sensitive,
And he's caring.
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Urkel!
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What a nazi!
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Ready...
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00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,984
Get set...
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Go!
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Come on, urkel.
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He said go.
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Almost there.
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It's okay.
You tried.
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We can do it.
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00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,239
You can stop now.
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Come on.
No.
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00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,708
No.
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00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,743
Come on.
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Son...Get off!
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Hands off the rope.
No hands on rope.
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Good. Feet on ground.
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Up. Turn around.
Eyes front.
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Hello.
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Relax, son.
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It's over.
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It's over.
200
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,162
Alright, ladies,
To the track.
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Five laps.
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Come on!
Come on!
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Move it!
Move it!
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Thanks, urkel.
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I mean, I'm good,
206
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But you make me
Look great.
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Oh, can it, phillips!
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00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,181
You may have been
The better man today,
209
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,150
But you hear me
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In a fortnight,
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Not only will
I make it to the top,
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00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,723
But I'll do it
Faster than you.
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00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,492
Put your money
Where your mouth is.
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00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,229
Don't do it, urkel.
Money has germs on it.
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00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,604
Forget money.
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00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,274
I prefer higher stakes.
217
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,708
Like what?
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00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,311
The loser stays
Away from laura...
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Forever.
220
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,416
You're on.
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Rrrm.
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Rrrm.
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00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,003
Oof.
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00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,506
Emergency.
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00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,574
Steve?
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00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,575
Laura!
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00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,742
Laura!
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00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,044
Laura!
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Oh.
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Oh...Oh...Oh.
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Thanks.
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I didn't want to
Strain these puppies.
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00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,590
Steve, you look terrible.
234
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,093
Oh, I'm fine.
235
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,361
Aah!
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00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,130
I'm fine.
237
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,432
Steve...
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00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,201
Oh, laura.
239
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,570
I hurt so bad.
240
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,705
I hurt in places
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00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,408
That I need
Three mirrors to see.
242
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,883
Would you give me
A back rub?
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00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,454
Okay, but only
Till I get nauseous.
244
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,123
Oh, thanks.
245
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,126
Oh.
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00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,895
Ah.
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00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,332
Ohh.
248
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,902
I'm going to stop
If you keep making
Those noises.
249
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,438
Okay. I'll make them
Silently.
250
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,580
I don't want
To see it, either.
251
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,915
Oh, sorry.
252
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,321
You know what,
Laura?
253
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,925
I realize
You don't love me
Because I'm weak.
254
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,260
Steve, that's not true.
255
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,127
It isn't?
256
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,163
No. There's
Lots of reasons
257
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,431
Why I don't love you.
258
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,502
Really? Well,
Name a couple.
259
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:08,942
Well, you're stubborn,
Irritating, loud,
Obnoxious, pushy, clumsy--
260
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,478
I said a couple.
261
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,017
Well, is there anything
You do like about me?
262
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,320
Well, you're intelligent.
I like that.
263
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,156
In fact, I think brains
Are very sexy.
264
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,325
Sexy?
265
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,361
In a platonic
Sort of way.
266
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,496
Oh.
267
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,668
You know...
268
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:39,272
You're not acting like
The steve urkel
I've come to know and...
269
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,574
Tolerate.
270
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,377
That steve urkel
Would get out of this jam
271
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,480
By using the biggest
Muscle he has--
272
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,482
His brain.
273
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,027
So I broke out
In this weird,
Purple rash.
274
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,230
For two weeks,
Everything tasted
Like mustard.
275
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,301
That's why polyester
Chafes my thighs.
276
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,040
Great story, dad.
277
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,713
Oh, my gosh!
278
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,948
What's wrong?
279
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,483
We're done.
280
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,851
We're actually done.
281
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:25,885
Really?
282
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:26,919
Yeah.
283
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,988
Hey...
284
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,423
You did it, dad!
285
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,192
Ah ah ah ah.
286
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,495
You fixed the roof.
287
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,098
Yeah. I did, didn't I?
288
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,137
* when this old world
Starts getting me down *
289
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,808
* and people are just
Too much for me to face *
290
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,244
* up on the roof *
291
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,614
* I climb way up
To the top of the stairs *
292
00:16:54,681 --> 00:17:01,488
* and all my cares just
Drift right into space *
293
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:07,394
* on the roof's
The only place I know *
294
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,099
* where you just have
To wish to make it-- *
295
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:17,337
Oh! So! So! Sooo!
296
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,806
Oh!
297
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,341
Ow!
298
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,375
Oh.
299
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,744
Hey, dad!
300
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,613
Hey, dad, you okay?
301
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,148
Oh, I'm fine.
302
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,118
Luckily, the driveway
Broke my fall.
303
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,564
Hey, laura,
Looks like urkel
Chickened out.
304
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:48,335
Too bad.
I was looking forward
To humiliating him.
305
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,270
No wonder
He's so handsome.
306
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,938
God put all
His good qualities
307
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,207
On the outside.
308
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,378
Well, I can't wait
Around here all day.
309
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,783
Wait! Wait!
Everybody wait!
310
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,289
Dang, I thought
I could remember
Without the paper.
311
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,695
Steve is still suiting up.
Phillips, you go first.
312
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,199
Alright, phillips.
313
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,800
Come on, let's hustle.
314
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,607
Go!
315
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,048
4.9 seconds.
316
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,417
You broke
Your record.
317
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,651
Yeah!
318
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,689
For you, baby.
319
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,991
Put your shirt on.
320
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,260
Couldn't we have
Taken a vote?
321
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,864
I'm a lock. Urkel
Will never beat my time.
322
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,566
Guess again!
323
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,285
Hey,
What's that?
324
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,155
Look, listen, and learn.
325
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,692
Coach...
326
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,629
If you please.
327
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,864
Ready...
328
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,633
Set...
329
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,667
Go!
330
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,175
3.2 seconds!
331
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,445
That's a new record!
332
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,577
Pardon my exhaust.
333
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,347
Steve, you did it!
You won!
334
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,883
Feast your eyes
One last time...
335
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,420
And then hit
The road, jack.
336
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,656
Alright!
Yeah!
337
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,940
Carl!
338
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,309
What happened?
339
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,944
He fixed the roof.
340
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,112
Ah...
341
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,647
'nuff said.
342
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,751
The bottom line is,
I fixed the roof.
343
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,220
Yes, carl,
You fixed the roof...
344
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:57,290
And all it cost you
Was an arm and a leg.
345
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,965
Dad, what happened?
346
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,167
Your father
Fixed the roof.
347
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,702
Ah...
348
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,970
'nuff said.
349
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,674
You know,
You never would have fallen
350
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:18,378
If you'd been wearing
One of these babies.
351
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,979
What is that?
352
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,816
The one and only
Xj-3 jet-propelled
Urkel pack.
353
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,486
Does it really work?
354
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,020
Why,
Abso-tootle-utely.
355
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,456
All you do
Is press this--
356
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,124
No! No! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't!
357
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,026
Don't.
358
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,963
Relax, big guy.
359
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,030
It's got a safety.
360
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,732
Good.
361
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,870
Unfortunately,
It wasn't on!
362
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:56,416
Whoooa!
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