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Why is all this stuff
In the living room?
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Steve urkel's coming over.
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He's paying me
To get him in shape.
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Is there any reason you couldn't
Do this in your bedroom?
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Yeah. You told me,
"Never let him upstairs."
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Good point.
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Hi, eddie.
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Hi, steve.
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I appreciate your taking
The time to pump me up.
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No sweat, buddy.
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Look, why don't we warm up?
You ready?
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Watch me.
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One. Two.
One. Two.
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One. Two.
One. Two.
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That's enough.
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I don't want you
To hurt yourself.
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This is great, eddie.
I feel a pump comin' on.
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Notice the difference?
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Yeah. It's scary.
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Um, why don't we just go
Straight to some bench pressing?
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Lie down.
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The other way.
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Okay. Now, grip the bar
And do three sets of five.
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Go.
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Boy, this is easy.
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[phone ringing]
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Uh, I'll be right back.
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[grunts]
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Eddie!
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Yo, eddie!
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Eddie!
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Steve.
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What are you doin'?
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I-I'm sculpting my body
For you, my love.
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How much weight
Do you have there?
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Pretty good.
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[grunts]
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Eddie! Laura!
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Judy!
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Eddie, buddy!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* but we'll smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
And opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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What in the world possessed
You boys
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To bring a timber wolf
Into the house?
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We got the idea
From you, dad.
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Remember?
You told us how
You once kidnapped
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Your rival school's
Mascot.
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Yes, son,
But that was in
The sixties.
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I did it for peace.
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Hi, everybody.
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Boy, what a day.
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The most incredible
Thing happened
To me today.
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Hush. We're watching
The buddy goodrich show.
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The buddy goodrich show?
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You'd rather watch tv
Than talk to me?
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He's on once a week.
You're here every day.
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I just thought
You'd like to hear
About my day.
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See? You made me miss
A big joke.
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This is
The top tv show?
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A sitcom
About a rich black man
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Who adopts
Two white orphans.
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They're adopted?
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Ohh!
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Now I get it.
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Come on, richie.
Come on, baby.
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Show mama that look
That's going to
Drive the girls crazy.
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Come on.
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Come on. Oh--
That's the one.
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Mothers of america,
Lock up your daughters.
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Hi.
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Hi, honey.
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How was your day?
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Unbelievable.
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Really? Tell us
About it.
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It's nice that
Everyone doesn't love
The buddy goodrich show.
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Oh! Did that start
Already? Shoot!
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Don't worry, honey.
I'll take you over
Buddy goodrich any day.
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[laughter]
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Go ahead.
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I didn't know
He was going
To eat the duck.
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That mickey is a riot.
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Scoot over.
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We're sorry.
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I'm sorry I left
The bathroom window open
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And let the timber wolf
Get away.
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Nah, kids,
It's all my fault.
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I should have kept
My past a secret.
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Hey, don't worry.
I'll take care
Of everything.
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I'll pay for
The damages.
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I'll take us
To dinner.
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I'll even trap
A new mascot.
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Dad...
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You're the best dad
We ever had.
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Oh. That man
Is wonderful.
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What a great dad.
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He's not real.
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What does he do
For a living?
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He's a neurosurgeon
And a test pilot.
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He's so smart.
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He always knows
The right thing to say.
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Of course he does.
He has 12 writers.
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I think he's cute.
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I think he's sexy.
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We don't just
Watch this show
For the laughs.
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There's also
A lesson every week.
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And what was
Tonight's lesson?
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Well, buddy showed us
That when kids mess up,
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Parents should
Think back
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And see how
It's really their fault.
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Oh, like the time
You threw the football
Through the window.
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That was my fault.
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Hey. Who gave me
The football?
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Harriet.
Mm-hmm.
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You think the kids
Might like me better
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If I dressed
More ivy league
Like buddy goodrich?
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Carl, you're not
Ivy league.
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You're bowling league.
But don't worry.
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The kids know
You're a great father.
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We all do.
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Thanks, harriette.
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I believe I'll have me
A shot of mineral oil,
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And then hit the sack.
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I'll get it for you.
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By the way, carl,
Did you get good seats
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For the buddy goodrich
One-man show?
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I've been too busy
To get any tickets.
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With what?
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Nothing much.
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Just robberies,
High-speed chases,
Shoot-outs.
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What about
Your lunch hour, honey?
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Okay, mama, I'll pick up
The tickets tomorrow.
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00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,893
And, carl, spring for
Some decent seats this time.
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Yeah. When you took us to see
The gladys knight show,
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We sat so far back,
I couldn't even see the pips.
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Excuse me.
I was on my way
To the box office.
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The black convertible
In the handicapped spot--
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Whose car is that?
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That's
Buddy goodrich's car.
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Really? That's his car?
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Mm-hmm.
Wow.
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Listen,
I'm pressed for time.
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So would you mind telling him
To move it.
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I'm on a break.
Sorry.
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That's his dressing room
Right over there.
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Thanks.
Yeah.
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Can I help you,
Officer?
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Sorry to bother you
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But mr. Goodrich's car
Is parked in
A handicapped spot.
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I'd appreciate
Somebody moving it.
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Of course.
Let me just
Get the keys.
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Hey, jack.
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Wow! You're
Buddy goodrich.
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My family watches you
Every week.
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They think you're
The greatest.
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I know. I know.
I know.
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Gee, you're much taller
On tv.
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That's because
On the show,
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I'm always standing next to
Those little runt orphans.
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That is good.
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I can't believe this.
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Listen, mr. Goodrich,
After you move the car,
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Can I get your autograph
For my kids?
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Nobody moves the car.
It stays where it is.
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You got that...
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Officer chubbo?
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You are one funny guy.
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00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,480
And actually, that would
Be sergeant chubbo.
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00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,416
But seriously,
Mr. Goodrich, the car
Has to be moved.
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So this is the thanks I get
For doing a charity gig.
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I don't need this.
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You know,
I'm a big star.
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Well, fine.
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Then have your assistant
Move the car.
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Oh, you don't get it.
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That handicapped space
Is right by the stage door.
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So, when I finish
The show,
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I can get
Out of this dump
As fast as possible.
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Capisce?
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00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,982
Uh, listen,
Mr. Goodrich,
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If you don't
Move the car,
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I'm gonna have to give you
A ticket
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And have you
Towed away.
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You are going
To do what?
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You heard me.
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Look, you don't
Seem to understand?
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I'm not
Moving the car.
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00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,797
And you're not
Giving me a ticket.
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Am I getting through?
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00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,167
You know,
Mr. Goodrich,
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00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,569
You ought not shove
A police officer.
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00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,538
Oh, that was just
Tapping.
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00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,572
This is shoving.
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00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,008
You did that again.
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00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,009
Yeah.
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I kind of
Enjoyed it.
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I'm not going
To tell you anymore.
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00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,816
You didn't like that?
Then you're going to hate this.
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00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,052
Mr. Goodrich,
You are under arrest
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For assaulting
A police officer.
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You have the right
To remain silent.
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You know,
That was really dumb.
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00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,060
You're one
First-class idiot.
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00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,062
Oh, really?
If I'm so dumb,
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How come you're one
Wearing the cuffs?
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00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,966
You have the right
To an attorney
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00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,168
And to have one
Present during
Questioning.
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00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,179
Oh.
Hi, everybody.
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00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,015
I'm glad you're all home.
I got something
To tell you.
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00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,084
Not now, carl.
We're watching the news.
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00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,051
Did you hear?
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00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,754
Some wacko cop
Arrested buddy goodrich.
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00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,455
Well...
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00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,157
I'd like to
Talk about that.
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Quiet, carl.
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00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,897
No, no, I'm still performing
Tomorrow night.
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Of course after the way
I was roughed up
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The next time I'll remember
To bring a stunt man.
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00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:25,378
Oh, what a guy. He could still
Laugh at a time like this.
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00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,514
Look, I know what happened
To buddy goodrich.
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00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,884
Carl, please, we'd rather hear
It from somebody who was there.
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00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:36,389
No, I don't know why
This officer attacked me.
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00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,158
But my assistant roger
Will verify
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That it was
Totally unprovoked.
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I want you to know
241
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,531
That I don't blame
The city
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Or the police department.
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00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,837
There's only person
That I hold responsible.
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One bad apple.
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00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,909
One rogue cop--
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Officer carl winslow.
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00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,486
It was you?
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00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,122
You arrested
Buddy goodrich?
249
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,423
Well...
250
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,624
Yeah!
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Way to go, carl.
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00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,741
You arrested
America's favorite dad?
253
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,178
How could you do
This to me?
254
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,345
To you?
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00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,814
Carl, I know you wouldn't have
Arrested the man
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00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,449
Unless you had
A good reason.
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00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,986
I wanna hear this.
258
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,721
Look. I politely asked
The man
259
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,957
To move his car
Out of a handicapped spot.
260
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,693
But he went crazy.
He took a swing at me.
261
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,428
That's it?
262
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,298
That's plenty.
263
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,733
Look, just because
The man is nice on tv
264
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,003
Does not mean that
He's nice in person.
265
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,907
Dad, you busted
The most popular guy in america.
266
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,009
I say we move.
267
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,777
Yeah.
Let's move to canada.
268
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,179
I'm with you.
269
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,349
Alright. I didn't expect
The kids to understand,
270
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,384
But you understand me,
Mama, don't you?
271
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,954
Oh. Yeah, I understand.
272
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,157
You're in a tight spot
And you're choked.
273
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,426
Okay, mama.
274
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,562
We believe you, carl.
Don't we, rachel?
275
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,198
Of course, we do.
Carl, I love you.
276
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,368
You're my brother-in-law.
Why wouldn't I believe you?
277
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:31,138
Of course, you're not exactly
Buddy goodrich's biggest fan and
278
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,974
Maybe you went down there
With a chip on your shoulder
279
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,010
But basically,
I believe you.
280
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,611
More or less.
281
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,916
Oh, carl, did you
See the paper?
282
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,185
[mumbling]
283
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,220
It wasn't a very
Good picture of you,
284
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,056
But it wasn't a good reason
To be in the paper.
285
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,960
But hey, front page!
286
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,362
Are we going to
Eat soon?
287
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,430
[doorbell rings]
288
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,999
I'll get it.
289
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,537
Hello.
290
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,072
It's buddy goodrich!
291
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,976
Is this
The winslow residence?
292
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,578
Yes!
293
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:49,382
May I come in?
294
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,750
Yes!
295
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,053
Thank you.
I'm, uh...
296
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,287
Buddy goodrich.
297
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:58,058
And you are?
298
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,293
I'm harriette winslow,
299
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,229
And these are my children--
300
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,896
Eddie, laura,
And judy winslow.
301
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,965
And that's my mother-in-law,
Mrs. Winslow,
302
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,036
And I think
You know my husband, carl.
303
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,770
We've met.
304
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:14,074
You have a beautiful
Family, carl.
305
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,143
Carl, how can you
Arrest a man
306
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,446
Who says you've
Got a beautiful
Family?
307
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,082
I just came over
To say how sorry I am
308
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,116
About what happened.
309
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,918
And as a token
Of my feelings,
310
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,255
I brought some tickets
To my show tonight.
311
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,624
Uh-uh. I'm sorry,
Mr. Goodrich.
312
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:32,759
But, dad--
313
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,960
We can't make it.
314
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,028
Oh, my.
315
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,196
Come on!
316
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,898
Now, now.
If that's what he says,
317
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,867
That's the way it goes.
318
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,802
Show him respect.
319
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,505
He's your father.
320
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,607
Thank you, mr. Goodrich.
Thank you.
321
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,043
Well, I understand
What you're
Going through right now.
322
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,079
When something like this
Gets into the press,
323
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:55,615
Well, there's no telling
How they'll blow it up.
324
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,717
Hi! I'm rachel!
325
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,687
It's nice to meet you...
326
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,089
Again.
327
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,991
You know,
I can only imagine
328
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,926
How proud
You must be of carl.
329
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,129
He has a very dif--
330
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,365
He has a very
Difficult job,
331
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,567
And he does it
So well.
332
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,003
That's very nice of you,
To say, mr. Goodrich.
333
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,471
Thank you.
334
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,074
I've always said what
Separates us from animals
335
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,609
Is we have the ability
336
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:26,179
To settle our differences
Peacefully.
337
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,980
Well, that and...
338
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,783
We know how to use
Chopsticks.
339
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,622
Oh, he's wonderful.
340
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,857
He kills me.
341
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,492
So, uh, carl,
342
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,961
Do you think we
Could speak privately?
343
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,630
It'll just
Take a minute.
344
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,232
Well, I...
345
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,236
Okay. We can go
Talk in the kitchen.
346
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,011
"Row a."
347
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,680
Whoo!
348
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,215
Is that good?
349
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,155
Thanks for
Speaking with me.
350
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,322
Well, I, uh...
351
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,858
I appreciate what
You said in there.
352
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,594
It's all true.
353
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,031
Carl, look.
354
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,068
I'd like to solve
Our little problem
Before I leave town.
355
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,371
Isn't there
Something we can do?
356
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,439
Sure. You could
Tell the truth,
357
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,908
Plead guilty,
And pay your fine.
358
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,010
Yeah.
That's an option.
359
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,712
Not what I had in mind.
360
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,314
It's the best
I can do.
361
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,449
Don't be so hasty.
362
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,118
This will be
A very tough case
For you to win.
363
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:43,223
I know. I date one of
The actresses on
L.A. Law.
364
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,393
Well, you may be right,
Mr. Goodrich,
365
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,661
But I know
What happened.
366
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:53,032
Carl, do you really
Want to take on
America's favorite dad
367
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,302
In front of a jury?
368
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,406
Mr. Goodrich, would you
Get to the bottom line on this?
369
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,241
Okay
370
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,710
I want you
To come backstage
After my show
371
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,679
For a press conference.
372
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,215
You change your story,
373
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,883
I'll praise you
As a dedicated
Public servant,
374
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,053
And we both look good.
375
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,088
I can't do that,
Mr. Goodrich.
376
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,259
You see, you assaulted
A police officer.
377
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,294
But that's not what
My assistant will say
378
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,629
On the witness stand.
379
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,697
He'll say he saw
The whole thing,
380
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,766
And you started it.
381
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,568
Oh, I see.
382
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,838
So what you're
Gonna have him do is lie.
383
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,306
Commit perjury.
384
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,509
Those are such
Ugly words, carl.
385
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:40,247
They're true, but still,
They're very ugly.
386
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,349
I think
It's time for you to go.
387
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,583
I'll see you in court.
388
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:47,487
Oh, carl, don't be
So short-sighted.
389
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:51,224
Look, I've got an idea.
390
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,294
Just pitching here,
But, um...
391
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,129
What if we do
An episode on my show
392
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,398
About our
Little incident?
393
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,733
And I hire you
As a technical advisor
394
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,503
For a fee of, uh...
395
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,004
$2,000?
396
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,806
How's that sound?
397
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,875
Sounds like you're
Offering me a bribe.
398
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,678
Ohh! Bribe!
399
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,813
Another ugly word.
400
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,484
Carl!
401
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,086
I am trying to do you
A favor.
402
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,822
What is your problem?
403
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:26,693
I'll tell you
What my problem is,
Mr. Goodrich.
404
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,161
I can't shave
With my eyes closed.
405
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,930
What does that mean?
406
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:34,901
It means that I have to
Look at myself every day
In the mirror.
407
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,770
Sure, I'd like to
Get this thing over with,
408
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,972
But if I gave in to you,
409
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,975
I couldn't face myself.
410
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,912
I couldn't
Face my kids either.
411
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,647
You see, mr. Goodrich,
412
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:51,150
I've always tried
To teach them
Right from wrong.
413
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,685
I'm a good father
414
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,321
And a good cop.
415
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,556
I don't back down
When I know I'm right.
416
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,392
And I don't
Take bribes from
The likes of you.
417
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,594
Now, get out of my house.
418
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,266
Okay
419
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,868
$3,000.
420
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,374
Get out, now.
421
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,644
Okay, but you are
Making a big mistake.
422
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,980
I am going to
Bury you in court.
423
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,615
Hey!
424
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,317
Everybody!
425
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:30,089
Um, rachel, right?
426
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,491
Right.
427
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,495
Well, uh...
428
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,697
Got to run.
Ha ha ha.
429
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,366
Excuse me.
430
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,169
It was very nice
Meeting everyone.
431
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,772
The pleasure
Was all yours.
432
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,310
That's good.
433
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,746
So, uh, really--
I really do have to run.
434
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,581
Mr. Goodrich.
435
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,115
Uh, you
Forgot something.
436
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,385
We won't be needing
These tickets.
437
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,658
You know--
438
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:06,793
Yes!
Yay!
439
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,361
You know you got it!
440
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,864
Carl, I'm so proud
Of you, son.
441
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,800
That is my son!
442
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,502
You told him good.
443
00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:22,208
I sure hope this is the last day
Of that goodrich trial.
444
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,044
These last couple of weeks have
Been so tough on carl.
445
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:30,016
Yeah. I hate the way he looks
In those court room sketches.
446
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,389
Hi, everybody.
447
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,424
You're back.
448
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,025
How did the trial go?
449
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,059
It's over.
450
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:44,464
They found him guilty.
451
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,499
Goodrich's assistant
Broke down on the witness stand
452
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,134
And told the truth.
453
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,102
Goodrich fired him
On the spot.
454
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,338
And then he punchedout
His lawyer.
455
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:53,740
Is he going
To jail?
456
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,575
No.
He has to pay a big fine
457
00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:59,278
And spend 100 hours
Picking up trash
Along the interstate.
458
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,147
A big star
Picking up garbage.
459
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,281
Honey, I love it!
460
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,584
Now, rachel,
That's not nice.
461
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:09,656
Mama's right, rachel.
We shouldn't take pleasure
In someone's misery.
462
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,426
Anybody for
A slow drive along
The interstate?
463
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:16,062
I'll get the camera.
This is going to be great!
464
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,465
I'm so happy for you.
465
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,299
There's film in here.
466
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,569
Good. I want to focus.
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